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Happy birthday Froggo!Please post your birthday wishes in this thread.
Alt: Pakis or coons, which are worse?
(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:54, 218 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
PAKIS IS BEST INNIThellosir, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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I'm going to get a curry tonight.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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I'm very much into my Kashmiri at the minute.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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Fuck that northern paki shitSouth Indian is where it's at
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:10,
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I didn't have you down as a paki.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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I had a wonderful chilli chicken/paneer one on SaturdayFarted like a dead hippo all day Sunday, much to the upset of Mrs Cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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I done this in the last thread, you cunt.Without the racism.
alt. I hate them all equally.
Isn't it all about Eastern Europeans now anyway?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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you're the tabloid prick with incredibly misinformed views, you tell me(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Dirty as owt too...The men always look like they have just left of a 90's boyband
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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Happy Birthday Me!I hope I get a present at some point today, but I have had some Facebook messages from people who haven't communicated with me since January 8th last year, so that's really good and heart warming and stuff.
Alt: Coons
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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Those are some white-ass names for some black-ass folk!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:05,
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2 Unlimited were half cast or summat weren't they.and Scooter were white!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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She was OK and had massive titsAs a 16-17 year old she was wank-fodder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:16,
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That was a joke.I may need to start pointing this out :/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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but you're so clueless and unculturedI would expect you to rate Scooter and 2 Unlimited.
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I did used to love 2 Unlimited when they were out.I was 10 though...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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No, its trueYou wont get pregnant that way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:14,
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Alt: Bit racist. So Froggo, where is the 'tan taking you for dinner tonight?
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he knows nothingin general, but also about tonight
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:07,
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Not the same pizza place you took chompy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:08,
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I heard that she'll get a cheap bottle of vomitty tasting prosecco for free(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)
That'll wash the spunky taste away(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:13,
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There's some spy shit going down homey, I tell you. All secrets and times and addresses and stuff. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:11,
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I reckon they are planning a surprise party for you.The surprise will be they won't fucken bother.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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I'd be pleased with that.Nothing worse than being faced with a room full of cunts someone else has decided that you like.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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People always think I like more people than I actually do.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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We're having a surprise party for my mum on Saturday \o/(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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No, I hate Facebook. Don't make me hate you too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:11,
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With frienx like him, who needs enemix?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:12,
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MeOtherwise my shit'll come out like chewing gum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:15,
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Today's been pretty good here, comparative to recent activity. I hope everyone remembers to thank us.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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Right through to completion(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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when it becomes a chore rather than a pleasure, it's time to give up.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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I'm Magnus fucking Magnusson me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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I thought you were Andy? And who's magnusson? Anyway, congratulations.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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I'VE STARTED SO I'LL FINISH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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I'm not putting all that stroke work in without a damp sock at the end of it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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I can't see that on the NHS sitewww.nhs.uk/Conditions/Stroke/Pages/Symptoms.aspx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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Any point going to a private pension over a company one?Sorry to everybody else, as you were.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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If the company one is shit?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:24,
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How much do you pay in/company pay in?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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There used to be a point, when we still had hope.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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and slowly and surely drew their plans against us(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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not reallyYour employer will probably only pay in to the company one and not a private one. There's no point turning down the free money, plus you get death in service benefits with a company one.
Also, if you set up a private one then you need professional advice, which will mean fees or a cut of the first year's contributions. No setup fees with a company one, just the annual management charges.
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I suggest a sharp course of not asking a load of internet spastics for advice on something that will have a serious impact on your future lifeHTH xxxx
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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I pay in to the local government one. I never expect to see itbut they will give the wife loads of cash if the book hits the right spot.
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Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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Can you get the money back at any time?I've no beneficiaries and if I am about to cark it early, I expect a happy finish.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:47,
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Just buy a lottery ticket each weekYour numbers are bound to come up at some point between now and when you want to retire
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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If you can't wait that long, try the fixed odds machines in your local betting shop(, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
One for you meat eaters/Bambi haters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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That's a goatwhat has Bambi got to do with it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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I'm fucked if I can tell what animal it was(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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that's because the lack of meat in your diet has ruined both your eyesight and your flayed fauna identification skills.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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I thought it was all the wanking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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you need the meat to make up for the constant firing of the fuck juice.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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Only in that "special" version of Bambi you got under the counter.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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I haven't ever seen Bambi, true story.I know it's about a deer who's mum dies but I donno anything else. #spoiler
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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No eye deer.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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where you left it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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You're better than this. I'm better than this. We're better than this.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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I'd get off on mitigrating if you diss Badge again. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:34,
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Nice mullet in the backgroundA goat and a goatee.
Only one thing missing.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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Oddly enough someone posted that pick on a coding FB group i'm in earlier today.I'll have the ear, reckon that'd be well crispy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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I make bits of internet that are written in code =)such as if you right-click on any webpage and go to "View Source", except I build the source that makes that source too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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Me 'n all, many a time i've considered solid food as just a means of getting source to mouth.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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Can you make a bit of source that willget my bank to answer an email with an answer instead of a fucken lecture on internet fucken security?
Bastards!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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I hear bomb threats are a great way to get a bank's attention.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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I can't believe you could be so racist(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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It's this place, I swear. I used to be lovely :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:02,
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I'm looking into pensions now... B3ta, you may just improve my life.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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Yeah, but too late. I also, quite cleverly, made it sound like I could have meant something else.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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Now if we can just cure this terrible homosexual affliction of yours...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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Too late, the ECT course is already booked(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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If you like it then you shoulda put a cork in it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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oi Jase!You can't get the money out until you're 55. If you manage to get it out early there are punitive taxes payable by you. There was a pensions liberation case recently where a woman had a 150k pot and only got 15k back.
You feckless homo.
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Sounds more fun than a pension plan, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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Old cars and young birdshmmm.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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I just need multiple millions and an American sidekick.A couple of grand and a rani flatmate just don't cut it.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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Absolutely, though she has to do mine separately at four stops reducedbecause full potency literally makes me cry.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:46,
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Hahahaha. You were crying like a pussy! That must get your chilli tolerance up.
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I haven't been brave enough to try full power again after that.I felt like I'd been drinking acid.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:52,
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I tried that in Thailand. "I'll have it Thai strength".
It made me spew up there and then. The little kids eat it!
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I've wanted a Stag since I was 13. That is an early and long running mid life crisis.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:18,
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Yeah, or I could get a ratty one for 3 and change everything but the body shell.(
Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 16:45,
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how have you got that fund invested?If it's sitting in cash then you should really move it into a balanced portfolio of roughly 20% property, 20% fixed interest, 20% overseas equity and 40% UK equities.
In an ISA and the rest in the same proportions in an OEIC.
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Be sensible Plummy!How is he going to fit that lot under his mattress?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:03,
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It's sitting in cash, spread out over various bank accountsthat offer between .75 and 3%
My ISA doesn't seem to want to take my money. That's at 1.5, though. Doesn't seem that great.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:07,
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cash ISAs are pointless.You can put 11520 in a stocks and shares ISA, and the another 11880 in April. Assuming you follow that investment split, you should make about 10% over a year. Could drop in value though, but unlikely in a rising market such as we have now.
You're currently losing money as you're not getting above 3% net.
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