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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Throwback Thursday
Share your tales of B3ta past and link to the best stuff.

Alt. What do you wish they would bring back and why?
I quite miss Lamb and Mint Tudor crisps, decent Brit pop and Gamesmaster. Domonik Diamond is a creep though.

AltAlt. Lunch and weekend plans please.
I have a Cajun Chicken sammidge.

altaltalt. Dunno lol!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:20, 246 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
What do you consider to be decent Brit pop?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I'm not getting into that!!
I used to like Garbage, Skunk Anansie, Placebo.
Remember, I was in my teens before the music snobs attack!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I don't think any of those bands were britpop bands
But they were all shite
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)
GET ABOUT FROM MY LUTE!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Anyway, they were all included under the general label of "Britpop"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
At least two of those bands weren't British

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Yeah they were though.
Sleeper, Pulp, Republica also.

and I said already, I was a teenager, so stop being grumpy!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
All bands of every genre were shit.
Especially the ones you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
^ TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)
The things I personally enjoy are better than the things you personally enjoy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)
I miss homosexuality being a crime

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)
yeah
that's why you make me call you "daisy"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)
You shouldn't joke about what is clearly against the word of God

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)
So when you gonna stone swipe to death for wearing mixed fibres?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
she doesn't anymore

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
the whole bible bashing freak thing could get a chap dumped

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
its almost like i do it because i know you hate it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
So why did he make gays then?
Or is this the devil's work?

If it is, I'm going to hell, so don't worry your pretty amphibian head.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
it's a choice jason, you can choose to let jesus help you to be normal again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Baby I was born this way

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
god, imagine the totty that'll be waiting for you down there

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)
plus all the booze and drugs.
Sorry bout it, heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I don't think you understand the concept of hell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
The concept of it is that it doesn't exist and therefore is whatever you deem it to be.
I don't think Mr devil would just have fire and brimstone for eternity.
Surely all things deemed as bad will be there.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Well, no, but never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Well won't *I* be the one with egg on my face when I get there?!
egg semen
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Move to Russia

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
God has told me to stay here and spread the word

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Bird?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)
thats more like it mate, birds not fellas!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)
All you've managed to spread so far are Swipes legs.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
no i haven't, we aren't married.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
*stones*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I'm glad you are feeling better :)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
:-{)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)
me too, life was so much more delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Since Rong Felchum left this place has really gone down hill.
Used to have a right laugh.
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
^ Who the frig are you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
shut up showman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Steady on old chaps.
I'm the best one on here.
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Yeah. Bloody newbie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
We don't trust new ones...
Especially ones that run their mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

their mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
*swings sledgehammer*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
*rocks Solsbury Hill*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)
B3ta has taught me a lot of what I know about photoshop (which isn't really very much).
Altaltalt: Bring back hedgehog-flavoured crisps.

This weekend Mrs V and I are going to go to the exhibitions at the London Tate galleries with some free passes. We're going to stroke our beards and comment on how frightfully witty but thought-provokingly dangerous the pieces are, and might suggest that some of the juxtapositions posed are a little cliched.

Then we'll go to the pub and get pissed, as we live in (insert area you disapprove of here).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
(YM's vagina)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
+with YM's vagina.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)
YOU'RE frightened? I had to come out of it!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)
you should ask how much each one is

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I'm going to do this!
I saw a telly programme on urban art, and one pair of specs and a haircut said "I'm looking to spend about £5k".

So ... you're not actually interested in the art itself, just how much it cost?

I suppose it was honest, if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I only work Mon-Thurs now, so have a nice long weekend.
Friday with daughter, last week we dog walked and made a Smarties pizza. Tomorrow will be much of the same I imagine. Nothing planned for Sat and Sun, just general family stuff. Fucking rock and roll.
I've not been on b3ta so I have no reminisces about the good old days. Think it was better though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Fucks sake, no wonder no one can get an appointment

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
My mate tried to book one to get his blood pressure checked.
Nothing for three weeks, but he can make an appointment with some sort of not doctor person who will check it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
That would be AB. Or B3th.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Smarties pizza? How does that work?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I'll explain it slowly to you
You

put

Smarties

on

a

pizza
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)
made dough. topped with cheese, tomato, red pepper, pepperoni and smarties a minute before ot was finished. Excellent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)
My point ^^
Hippy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Ohh. it is Rory again or some other hilarity?!
Keeps you on your toes, this place.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Fuck off, prick.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
'I like this!'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I'm actually Second Best Troll.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I know. Why are you telling me this?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I know. Why are you telling me this?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
FUCK YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I once made a smarties toastie, seeing as it's relevant.
I may have been under the influence of MASSIVE DRUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Bert the sister fucker's breakdown and Wormulus's flounce both made me laugh a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)
They are legend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Bert's eel porn was a particular highlight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)
bert was comedy gold
see also the roger the starfish thing, that was all kinds of Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
link them link them LINK THEM!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I think Bert's stuff was deleted. If not it will be in AB's fail archive, as will the Wormulus stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818764
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
A member for 9 years, 11 months and 26 days and you STILL can't post a link?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:59, Reply)
post op women eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)
They ain't got the balls to post links

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

balls stones
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)
oooh am i only 4 days off my 10 year candleday?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Probably not, that counter never seems to work right.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Ignore it. All I got was insults on mine.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Dunno, not been here long.

Alt. Saturday morning flix with b&w cowie films and kids riding on the back of the seats. Great times for 6d.

Alt.alt. Chicken liver paté what I made last night with a couple of kidleys in it for some oomph. Delish.

Altaltalt. Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I'm having a great argument with someone who thinks all life is sentient.
I said that there is more non sentient life on the planet than sentient. He's getting all upset but he's going to look a tad stupid when I point out that grass is alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Grass is more sentient than the average b3ta user

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)
B3ta is more sentient than ...
No - hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Which one of us is the average user?
And which of us are above and below?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
You are average, AA is above and Jason is below obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
AA is the best one on the web

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
see also; showman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Shut up showman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
When I were a lad, we were studying geography, and doing averages for whatever reason.
The average person's average wage, average family &c.

The 'thick kid' asked "How many people are average?" and the whole class jumped on him "DUR! GOD YOU'RE STUPID!" &c &c.

I remember thinking at the time "I wonder how many people actually are average."

True story, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
My wife asked why there are so many idiots around
and I pointed out that nearly half the population are below average intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)
did she then pat you on your head and say "yes dear"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
WITHABOOK!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
ITS FUNNY COZ ITS A MEME

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
"Grass feels a form of pain, but its response is to release pheromones
"so when you inhale that beautiful smell of cut grass in summertime, spare a thought for the plants screaming in panic about the madman with the whirling bladed death machine".

/cracked.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Shut up tangles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Why the aggression? Come over to Coventry and we'll do some motivational yoga
to centre your chi or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)
+cken

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)
shitcken ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Yeah
They sell it at Aldi
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
You know what
It wouldn't surprise me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Everyone is tangles today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
I love the smell of grass blood in summer.
Also: Petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)
We are having the "if you won a million quid" argument

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
A million? I'd spend it pretty fucking quick
Pay off the mortgage, new car, college, uni and houses for the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:36, Reply)
plus you could finally pay me for the bins treat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Oh, sorry, I knew you were a slag
but I didn't know you were a prostitute. I'll pop the 20p in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
thats payment for one and one in advance.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
You can collect your 5p change later

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
IT'S EMPOWERING

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Boats and hoes.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

and
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
How big are your boats window boxes?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
*snigger*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
^^TGDGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
+panti

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Pantiboats ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
pantiand

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
then why do the fields scream when I walk in them?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
I had a quick look but couldn't find any of this 'best stuff' soz
The very first thread certainly holds no evidence of the 'right laugh' that was to come.

Alt: Odyssey 5, Toxic magazine from the 90s, ketchips and my bonnie to me.

Altalt: Soup again
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I'm sure you have thrown plenty of witty anecdotes our way 'Bill Clay'
I mean, you even have your own meme.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
If indeed I have thrown plenty of witty anecdotes your way

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
I feel a bit of a cold coming on.
has anyone used that First defense stuff? Lady at work said it 'burns like hell'.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Either I need glasses or there needs to be a bigger gap between 'r' and 'n'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
*sigh*
Not everything goes up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)
It looks as though the main active ingredient is zinc
You could probably pick up a zinc supplement far cheaper and it wouldn't burn at all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Thanks, other tangles.
See, don't have to be a cunt all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)
i just had a burrito
a wholewheat one, with brown rice and spicy black beans and lots of vegetables and jalapenos and and spicy salsa and a drizzle of sour cream/cheese.

WHY ARE BURRITOS SO FUCKING GOOD?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
because Mexicans are grooming white women
and you will soon be kidnapped and shipped over there, you will spend the rest of your days I Tijuana performing donkey shows
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
^ Never has a lunch break

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
^ ate it whilst dictating invoices ^
I did get a nice client lunch out on tue though. that was fab.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Talking and eating at the same time Swipey? Common.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)
You can take the girl out of the north...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
it adds a nice bit of challenge for my sec to decipher my burrito sozzled tones

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
She's in the next office right now bitching about how you were spitting food everywhere and calling you a fat cow.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:00, Reply)
nah, she loves me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I have to eat mine with cutlery. I hate messy food.
I refuse to eat chicken off the bone.

Ribs, I can manage.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Gay^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I would have thought you would love eating off the bone

Ah yeah girlfren I went there MMMmmm HHhhmm
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Did someone stuff their cock in your mouth half way through that sentance?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
*whistles nonchalantly*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Oi less of the nonchalant
I put a lot of effort into that...

I cupped and everything
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
hahahahahaha
a proper bumble bee of a stinger zinger
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)
All the best bits you need:
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=57534
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
*ahem*
b3ta.com/search/posts/57534/best
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)
i'd forgotten how bent he really is
the spice girls and bumble bees?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I love bumble bees

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
there is a campaign to get people to grow more wild flowers to have them in london
you can send off for your free packet of bee friendly seeds
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)
He doesn't live in London

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)

www.foe.co.uk/what_we_do/the_bee_cause_home_map_39371

this one is nation wide
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I think you've had more than your fair share of 'friendly seed'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
YOU GONE DUN A ZING BWOY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:05, Reply)
It's a click from me!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Its not free though is it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
dunno
the one on the tube posters was free, but it might have been a different charity
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)
You have to make a donation.
Feed the bees, donation a bag
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Wealthy Lawyer
In trying to rip off a charity shock...

All the same them lot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
i don't even own a seeds

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Just store them up for a long winter.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)
in her cheek pouches

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

ble bees holes
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:05, Reply)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
You love me, that's why you sent me directions to your house written on your turgid penis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I love the spice girls

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Im so glad you posted this as it has led me to finding me picture of Swipey in her A&F Mini Skirt, topless with skinny legs!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:05, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
it was some hilarious photoshopped thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
whatever

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Forget the past, this has been the funniest subthread I've read on here in ages:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2201514
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
god, just because it's all about YOU
you're so egotistical, tangledupinego
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
The real star here is Jason

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Ok, Ok, You trolled me.
Now get a personality and stop mimicking others, like Frank's shit covered parrot. Only worse.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:16, Reply)
What's all this shit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)
we were having a right laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I was having a right laugh. Just not here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)
It's actual shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Stay strong, Frog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:29, Reply)
LiveStrong

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Is Rory pretending to be tangles, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
What do you think

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
What do you think

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Well, the first time you asked, I thought "for certain"
but now I'm not sure, Bonz.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
No idea what happened there but I liked it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
you had a multiple

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
no one has ever had one of these
within 30 yrds of me before
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Yeah
he's pulled the "name changer" cunts trick of substituting capital i for l so it looks almost the same. And on one of his sock accounts as well.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
i thought the sock account was his real account?
he's like the sock shop, that boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Start a new thread please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
^this please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
fuck you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
??????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
you heard

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Ok......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
DONE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

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