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 There's another tube strike this week. Cunts.
	There's another tube strike this week. Cunts.When were you last inconvienced by selfish wankers?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:02, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
 There was something in the papers the other how Bob Crow is currently on his jollys at some £10kpw resort in Rio.
	There was something in the papers the other how Bob Crow is currently on his jollys at some £10kpw resort in Rio.It naturally mentioned that he's on £150kpa and lives in a council house.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
 It's alright for you, you don't have to rely on the tube, what with your £300 a month car allowance.
	It's alright for you, you don't have to rely on the tube, what with your £300 a month car allowance.Oh, hang on...
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)
 The sooner they replace this dicks with robots, the better.
	The sooner they replace this dicks with robots, the better.I, for one, welcome our robotic tube driving overlords.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
 If they want to safeguard their jobs, they ought to try actually doing them for more than a week at a time.
	If they want to safeguard their jobs, they ought to try actually doing them for more than a week at a time.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
 If the tube drivers are that crucial, surely they should be paid more.
	If the tube drivers are that crucial, surely they should be paid more.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
 And this is only cos the cunts hold the capital to ransom.
	And this is only cos the cunts hold the capital to ransom. Utter robbing cunts.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
 Nothing wrong with being in a union or having your rights protected. There is something wrong with demanding more just because you know you can blackmail your employer in to it.
	Nothing wrong with being in a union or having your rights protected. There is something wrong with demanding more just because you know you can blackmail your employer in to it. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
 It's usually considered acceptable when top earners do the same, why should blue collar workers be any different?
	It's usually considered acceptable when top earners do the same, why should blue collar workers be any different?(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
 I don't know anyone who finds blackmailing your employer with strikes acceptable.
	I don't know anyone who finds blackmailing your employer with strikes acceptable.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
 If I were to resign I am sure they would offer me more to stay
	If I were to resign I am sure they would offer me more to staywhich I am sure they wouldn't with Tube drivers. They get what they want by bringing London to a standstill.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)
 When footballers refuse to score goals until they get more money
	When footballers refuse to score goals until they get more moneyNo wait that wouldn't work. Most top earners who refused to do their job would be told to fuck off, not given more.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
 There is currently a lot of rhetoric about how CEOs, or whoever, should be paid ludicrously high salaries, plus large bonuses and shouldn't be taxed too heavily because they will leave the country or some shit.
	There is currently a lot of rhetoric about how CEOs, or whoever, should be paid ludicrously high salaries, plus large bonuses and shouldn't be taxed too heavily because they will leave the country or some shit.It's the same principle.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)
 I want more and I am prepared to use whatever means of blackmail available to me in order to get it
	I want more and I am prepared to use whatever means of blackmail available to me in order to get itHow is it not the same?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
 If a CEO tried that, they'd be fired & replaced - the shareholders wouldn't stand for it.
	If a CEO tried that, they'd be fired & replaced - the shareholders wouldn't stand for it. Most boards have a sub-board committee to address the pay of their senior management. Pay recommendations wouldn't get through the board if the shareholders weren't happy.
Quite frankly, if you're the CEO of a major business that employs thousands & delivers millions in shareholder value you deserve a high salary for having the responsibility.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
 My point is that it is not 'the same principle' as you put it.
	My point is that it is not 'the same principle' as you put it.CEOs don't hold their customers to ransom to get a pay increase.
Tube drivers do.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
 CEOs say that unless they pay enormous salaries then the shareholders will all lose their money
	CEOs say that unless they pay enormous salaries then the shareholders will all lose their money and given that we're not talking about a few people on the street who own the shares, we are in fact talking about pensions compnaies who own the majority of shares so actually we're talking about a big boys club who all slap each others backs and give each other pay rises.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)
 His point is that he doesn't have a fucking clue how this is different
	His point is that he doesn't have a fucking clue how this is different(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
 That has absolutely nothing to do with cunts who say "give us more money or London doesn't move"
	That has absolutely nothing to do with cunts who say "give us more money or London doesn't move"(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)
 Yeah, that worked out really fucking well the last time we tried that, didn't it?
	Yeah, that worked out really fucking well the last time we tried that, didn't it?(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
 You must have missed the strikes bringing the country to a standstill
	You must have missed the strikes bringing the country to a standstilland being a sizeable contributing factor to the depression that was the cause for the four day week.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
 You must have missed increased worker safety and benefits
	You must have missed increased worker safety and benefits and other factors possibly being at play when there are problems with the economy.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
 They're not striking to ask for more though, so they can't be too unhappy with what they earn.
	They're not striking to ask for more though, so they can't be too unhappy with what they earn. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
 They aren't skilled workers, Most able bodied people could do it, just because its crucial doesn't mean they deserve to be paid more
	They aren't skilled workers, Most able bodied people could do it, just because its crucial doesn't mean they deserve to be paid more(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)
 Constantly
	ConstantlyThere seems to have been some kind of memo round our way to drive at 15mph in a 30 zone and 25mph in a 40 zone
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
 On the plus side
	On the plus sidethe slower travel will mean that you use less petrol. Hereby gaining back some of your travel allowance, its all for your own good sporters
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)
 Just to inconvenience Londoners.
	Just to inconvenience Londoners.They're all extremely well paid and have an easy job that could done by a machine and as a consequence have completely worry-free lives.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)
 Pretty much.
	Pretty much.During the Olympics they threatened to strike unless they got triple pay.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
 They wanted to be paid more for an increased workload?
	They wanted to be paid more for an increased workload?Disgraceful.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
 Sure I do.
	Sure I do.I don't think you should request triple pay if you're not doing triple the work.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:50, Reply)
 Apparently they  have considerably more than 3 times the responsibility than the rest of the workplace.
	Apparently they  have considerably more than 3 times the responsibility than the rest of the workplace. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:56, Reply)
 Who have considerably more than 3 times the responsibility than the rest of the workplace.
	Who have considerably more than 3 times the responsibility than the rest of the workplace. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)
 I dunno.
	I dunno.A company owner is responsible for the livelihood of the workforce.
If their company folds, that's all the workers out of a job, and potentially their families at risk.
That's quite a lot of responsibility.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:59, Reply)
 They want to drive faster and all passengers to have to raise their arms in the air as if on a rollercoaster for the duration of the journey
	They want to drive faster and all passengers to have to raise their arms in the air as if on a rollercoaster for the duration of the journey(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)
 All of a sudden there would be bigger seats on the tube for fat women & free hair dye for all.
	All of a sudden there would be bigger seats on the tube for fat women & free hair dye for all. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
 Well not really, seeing as he doesn't live in London and doesn't qualify for a vote in the mayoral elections
	Well not really, seeing as he doesn't live in London and doesn't qualify for a vote in the mayoral elections(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)
 yeah, we are fucking about down here, if you could fuck off back to your half baked serious chat up there that'd be great thx
	yeah, we are fucking about down here, if you could fuck off back to your half baked serious chat up there that'd be great thx(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
 I for one will thoroughly miss the sight an uninterested tfl employee sitting in a perspex cubicle playing with a phone once automatons take over
	I for one will thoroughly miss the sight an uninterested tfl employee sitting in a perspex cubicle playing with a phone once automatons take over(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
 As I become increasingly misanthropic, I'm starting to seriously consider a career with TfL.
	As I become increasingly misanthropic, I'm starting to seriously consider a career with TfL.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
 They're bastards about the way they structure the 48 hours too.
	They're bastards about the way they structure the 48 hours too.  Starts Tuesday night - so they have to start winding the service down before 8pm, when it starts. Then it takes ages to get the service back up to speed on Thursday night and isn't right again until Friday morning.
Still, If I had to be in a union it'd be the RMT. Have you seen the holiday they get?
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)
 Devious shits.
	Devious shits. They get their employer contributing more than 25% of their salary in to their pension each year as well. I can't think of many jobs that put that much in.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)
 isn't it awful when workers at a successful company want to see the rewards paid out to them rather than shareholders.
	isn't it awful when workers at a successful company want to see the rewards paid out to them rather than shareholders.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)
 The best way is to have employees owning shares, per the John Lewis model.
	The best way is to have employees owning shares, per the John Lewis model. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)
 When they use the customer as a bargaining chip it is, yes.
	When they use the customer as a bargaining chip it is, yes.A bit like parents who use their kids when negotiating divorce settlements. It's nothing to do with them.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)
 MORE PAY FOR WORKERS - OR WE'LL SMEAR DOG SHIT UNDER THE DOORHANDLES OF YOUR CAR!
	MORE PAY FOR WORKERS - OR WE'LL SMEAR DOG SHIT UNDER THE DOORHANDLES OF YOUR CAR!(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)
 Negotiation skill.
	Negotiation skill.Strong-arming is the worst of all the conservative traits.
"I probably won't hurt this puppy" says Chancellor George Osbourne.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)
 Poor Battered never receives decent remuneration for whatever it is he does drunk on the sofa all day.
	Poor Battered never receives decent remuneration for whatever it is he does drunk on the sofa all day.He's practically on the poverty line.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
 I think the point is that they are considerably better off
	I think the point is that they are considerably better offthan most of the punters who get the train thus not engendering much sympathy.
Not me obv.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)
 the sooner they die out like the other dinosaurs, the better
	the sooner they die out like the other dinosaurs, the better I have no idea how to get to my fucking speed awareness course by 7.45am on thu - cannot find a single cab, nowhere to park and buses on tube day are a nightmare. and then i have to get to a really important client thing that has been months in the planning and will be ruined if people can't get there. fuck I hate the RMT.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
 union:
	union:[mass noun] the action of joining together or the fact of being joined together, especially in a political context
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)
 if they only inconvenienced their employer, that would be different
	if they only inconvenienced their employer, that would be different but the people who depend on them are the ones getting messed around. shameful. bring on the robot drivers with lasers for eyes
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:00, Reply)
 they are miles better off than most people
	they are miles better off than most people these are not vulnerable people who need protecting.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)
 I hope that your wish for an automated system comes true
	I hope that your wish for an automated system comes trueAnd that it costs considerably more than expected to install, resulting in increased fares.
And then, once it is in place, it turns out to be even shitter and more unreliable than employing people to do it.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)
 Except it won't, because, in case you hadn't noticed, most of the ticketing system is already completely automated.
	Except it won't, because, in case you hadn't noticed, most of the ticketing system is already completely automated.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
 Next time you get on a train, have a look at the magical boxes that let you buy a ticket to anywhere
	Next time you get on a train, have a look at the magical boxes that let you buy a ticket to anywhereand the fancy barriers that scan the tickets and let you on the train.
The only thing they're changing is getting rid of the bored, fat cunts that occasionally open a barrier for a pushchair.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)
 and then we'll have less money to support shit rundown places, you know, like Coventry
	and then we'll have less money to support shit rundown places, you know, like Coventry (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
 HAHAHA!
	HAHAHA!I think that being unable to attend a speed awareness course because of public transport problems might qualify as irony. But I'll need a second opinion.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)
 Have you seen the stupid private number plate on her car?
	Have you seen the stupid private number plate on her car?She should lose her license just for that.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)
 The problem with giving workers any say
	The problem with giving workers any sayis that the whole reason for them being manual, blue collar workers in the first place is them being ill-educated, beetle-browed fuckwits.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)
 Well, I think if this thread has taught me anything, it's that most people hate Tuib
	Well, I think if this thread has taught me anything, it's that most people hate Tuib(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)
 Lincoln and the surrounding areas are likely to be brought to a standstill as a result of my striking.
	Lincoln and the surrounding areas are likely to be brought to a standstill as a result of my striking.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)
 I could, but i have an education. I'd be wasting that.
	I could, but i have an education. I'd be wasting that.Plus I'd have to regularly rub shoulders with the sort of people that don't even have the necessary drive to learn a proper trade. They're really only one step up from dole-scum and get given a similarly ridiculous sum of money to continue their meaningless, empty lives.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
 46 days holiday?
	46 days holiday?Bloody hell - no wonder so many times we have delays due to staff shortages - they've probably completely forgotten they've actually got a job.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
 There is literally no downside to driverless tube trains.
	There is literally no downside to driverless tube trains.The reason the drivers are scared is because they'll have to get real jobs where they'll actually have to work for a living and get paid what their skills are worth.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)
 And if they're lucky enough to have someone jump in front of them they get a year off on full pay!
	And if they're lucky enough to have someone jump in front of them they get a year off on full pay!(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
 As I become increasingly misanthropic, I'm starting to seriously consider a career with TfL.
	As I become increasingly misanthropic, I'm starting to seriously consider a career with TfL.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)
 I do love cashmere. Can't wear lambswool or anything like that, has to be cashmere.
	I do love cashmere. Can't wear lambswool or anything like that, has to be cashmere. (, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)
 I prefer big, thick lambswool jumpers.
	I prefer big, thick lambswool jumpers.Cashmere just doesn't seem to keep me as warm.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
 Warmest item of clothing I have ever owned.
	Warmest item of clothing I have ever owned.Even if it is, perhaps, not an especially socially acceptable one. I fucking love it, anyway.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
 no no no
	no no no poor preciouses need mollycoddling and MOAR job security than anyone else gets
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
 Christ - apparently only 30% voted in favour but they are going ahead anyway
	Christ - apparently only 30% voted in favour but they are going ahead anyway not even you can defend a strike where 70% of members voted no or didn't vote
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
 Your statistics don't tell a complete story, so can't really be used to argue for either side.
	Your statistics don't tell a complete story, so can't really be used to argue for either side.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
 It would be interesting to hear how they came to the conclusion that they should go on strike, despite only 30% of their members voting for it.
	It would be interesting to hear how they came to the conclusion that they should go on strike, despite only 30% of their members voting for it.(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:37, Reply)
 To be fair I gave YM 30% of my length last night
	To be fair I gave YM 30% of my length last nightand it fill her to the quorum...
*or something
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
 Ent that about what CameWRONG got to get into No10?
	Ent that about what CameWRONG got to get into No10?and that werent full turnout either
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)
 look a map of what lines will be running a service albeit a reduced one cor! fascinating!
	look a map of what lines will be running a service albeit a reduced one cor! fascinating!www.flickr.com/photos/ianvisits/12285044544/sizes/k/in/photostream/
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
 Look - a picture of an old man wearing a cap!
	Look - a picture of an old man wearing a cap!www.flickr.com/photos/euskc/2123913087/
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)
 look a man with a balloon cock! megalolz
	look a man with a balloon cock! megalolzfarm4.staticflickr.com/3002/3003420869_51a730583b_z.jpg
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)
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