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FoodJust had some jellypenos and they really are NOM. Are you a fan of spicy food or can you not handle a spicy dish?
Best/worst lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:01,
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I had a lamb samosa, it was okay.The best lunch is 'Sunday Lunch'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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A good Sunday roast is a truly marvellous thing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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You wanna make something of it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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Will there be a disappointing vegetarian option?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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Yes, all the other stuff without the roast meat.Fucking mincing fairy. Stop being so fussy.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:13,
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Stop persecuting me for my beliefs!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:22,
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Typical Mince *rolls eyes*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:24,
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Nut roast even sounds disappointing, never mind what it tastes like(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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Roast beef, Yorkshire puddings and roast potato with gravyNOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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I like a bit of 'kick' in my food, as a vegetarian I have to take my thrills where I can get them.Alt: I love a bit of leftover chilli, on toast, with a bit of grated cheese in between.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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Sounds goodI love a chilli
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:06,
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I do enjoy spicy foods.Not so hot it makes your lips burn though. You can enjoy a hot dish without it being painful.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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How did it go?Same company or a new one?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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New onebut same location. How about that! I didn't bother answering the questions, I just pointed out that as an Ethnic Minority they had to give me the job or I cry racism.
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:10,
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I hope you tried to impress them with how many raw chillies you can eat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:11,
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It could be a chilli tasters job(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:15,
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I like food that makes my bum tingles when I poo. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:17,
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I had a temperatire of 39 degrees overnight.My wife had to admit I was actually ill, and not just making a fuss over nothing.
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How long did you badger her for before she finally admitted that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:21,
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I didn't badget her, I merely lay on the bed and moaned gently while she dealt with the baby(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I hate it when they're at the other end of the house and you have to moan quite loudly to get your point across(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:25,
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So they know to bring you a cup of tea and leave it on the bedside table afterwards(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)
The squeaking of the bedsprings is usually her cue for that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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man up, it's nearly the weekend.Is what my dad said to me yesterday.
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You should curl up on the floor and have a little nap.THen play some Arkham Origins.
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might look a bit odd in an open plan office(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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Of course, around 3.30pm(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:55,
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Oh man, imagine how much more it would suck if you didn't have a job and were being left to starve to death(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:58, Reply)
me too.Dire fucking straits on here too :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:58,
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I should have had a pint and be on my way home by then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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Driving is well shitI thought you Londoners didn't bother with all that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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It is anyone else's payday today?It's mine and I have extra because of the tax allowance shift and you know what that means guys! Thats right #PAYDAYCANS!
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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No, I get paid on TUesday.But I get my end of year bonus in this months paycheck. So that's nice.
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Happy New YearI never knew you were Thai/Cambodian/Hindu/Sri Lanken/Tamil.
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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Yes, I got paid today. I have a payday can of Jamaican ginger beer,#paydaycanslite
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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this^though Mrs Cow got paid on Tuesday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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it's payday, but there will be no cans, just bed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:04,
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Train payday cans, best of all the cans!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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I'd pay to get you a beer, just to watch you struggle through it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:07,
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You should have a couple of G&Ts and then a beer.This will sort your shit right out.
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I got my first payday at my new job today, YAY. It adds up to more-or-less the same as my last job on payday, EXCEPT, right, I started on the 7th, so its only 3 weeks or whatever worth of paycheque and not a full month.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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Not a fan of jalapenos, but I'm fond of decently spicy foodMake a pork madras last week, that was NOM.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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He must mean vindaloo(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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Can you temper your language a bit please?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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I can't believe I've done this again.Why can't I remember where I am.
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Just never had a pork based curry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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I prefer it to chicken, it heats up better.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:57,
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Vindaloo is supposed to be a pork dish I think(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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Yep. It's not even really IndianThe Portuguese brought the chilli to India (Goa specifically) from South America. It's not indigenous to India. Pork, or more precisely preserved/pickled pork, is the basis of Vindaloo.
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I had a few of them on my nachos at the picture house last night and I left most of them, but I like a few of the nachos to have jellipino sus on it.I think I won lunch today, possibly.
imgur.com/EEGwddE
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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"Simply the best hotdog in town" Evening Standard. SIMPLY THE BEST DAH DAHHHI'm gonna be honest, Guy Farri talks about The Snap, this dawg had no snap. It was a smoked frank, but totally lacked chars of a grill.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:10,
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I like a smoked dog, but I agree, it's nice to have a bit of chargrilled toastieness.(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Perfect case of a good butcher and a shit chef. Should I have been at the grills, as a Frank, I would have split it and char'd it right up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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Spicy is good, but only when your bowels work properlybest lunch is breakfast
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:30,
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it is sweet when men talkit's like they think they are people
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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this lot should know betteroink grunt snuffle
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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i love jalapenosi put them on/in everything. breaded jalapeno poppers with cream cheese are the best of all the bastardised mexican dishes.
i just got a salad from the shop that tosses them fresh for you, and had jalapenos and fresh chillis in it. and i added cayenne chilli to the top.
and the best of all the curries is a samber, with lentils and lemon and shit loads of spice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:31,
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there is a chain called tossedand the staff wear t-shirts that say "i'm a tosser"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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I don't believe you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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totally and utterly truethey have other slogans too, but that is the most striking.
look - the ceo calls himself "the top tosser".
www.tosseduk.com/index.php/about-us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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Prove it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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and here"we are always looking for new tossers"
www.tosseduk.com/index.php/work_at_tossed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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You win this one. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:49,
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To a woman? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:52,
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I can't. You know that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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Good. That was a test. Now I know I can trust you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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*secret handshakes*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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excellentthere was a place in Rabat called Coq Magic.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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To spin your question a little, Most interesting lunch?
I went to that blind restaurant thing , was weird but very very cool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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I am coming to your gay little get together.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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have the chilli paneer for meas i am feeling too fat to do it today :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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I might snooze to some soul on the train(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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maybe you should stay awake on today's train(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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>:(The real question is why was i on a local train instead of my train home...unless I'd missed the last one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:08,
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yeah, you'd better have a good answer ready for that onei suggest it includes rescuing orphans or kittens or orphaned kittens
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:10,
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well this is a turn up for the booksaggressive defensiveness from stunned.... ape on a train going south.... i think we can all see what really happened last night.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:10,
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Food right. In the dark. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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How do you find your seat again if you go to the loo?Is it like Knightmare?
Sidestep to the left.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:50,
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Windy is an adult and can probably sit long enough to have dinner without pissing himself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:51,
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Actually, if you need the loo one of the blind staff come take you to the loo and back. But yes, I can go a number of hours without pissing myself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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There's a light on in the loo. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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A little I suppose. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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so the waiterscan spit in your food right in front of you without you noticing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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I suppose yeah. But then, Waiters can always spit on your food without you knowing, I've stopped worrying about it
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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I like restaurants where they cook right infront of you.Hanahana in Newcastle is superb.
Brought out a full on twitching black lobster and halfed it with a cleaver and cooked on a hot plate right before my peepers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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You really have no taste do you Jason. It's all about the show for you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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A gay man who likes shows?!Don't be daft.
and the food was delicious.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:50,
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Stand up. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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I wonder what other countries take from us food wise.We have taken on curries, Thai, Asian cuisine.
Do you think people in India have a sausage and mash takeaway? Even though that's likely against some religious thingy.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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Of course not. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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Great British BatterIm having that tonight!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:12,
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What do they class as English?Sunday dinners?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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The food's spread over here through all the illegal immigrants that're stealing honest Englishmen's work.By opening takeaways. You don't get many English greasy spoon owners emigrating to Calcutta. Most of them can't get the same benefits payouts in, oh I don't know, Rangoon, as they can over here. Why would they leave?
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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They're all fucking grannies on their death beds for two grand a week innit(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:54,
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WHATS THE BLANDEST THING ON THE MENU ?!!??!?!?www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdo79znnHl8
UK are more the middle-men, we join up differnet quizeens.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:54,
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One of the best forms of spicy food is, of course, lime and chilli chicken. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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I've got a well good recipe for Chilli and Lime hot sauce.It's either a marinade or wet sauce, whichever you want and is totally raw, no cooking at all.
I used half an onion
3 spring onions
3 cloves of garlic
10 Scotch Bonnets with seeds in
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon freshly ground allspice
1 heaped teaspoon of flaky sea salt
300ml cider vinegar
about 1 tablespoon of fresh thyme
1 lime squeezed
2 teaspoons of tomato puree
1 tsp sugar
All in the blender, blended down to a smooth consistency, then bottled.
That made 3 175ml bottles.
Make sure you pour boiling water in your bottles/jars to sterilise them or the sauce won't last
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:47,
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You could microwave the bottles with a bit of water in them - works a treat.(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
One of my colleagues is watching Warhammer cartoons on YouTube.Fucking IT nerds.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:17,
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I didn't even know they existed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:21,
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Neither did I until just now.Warhammer 40,000, no less. He's laughing at it. I might have to kill him, it'll be for his own benefit.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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is that like Warcraft?Doing a film too aren't they?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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Is he the kind of weirdo you see stood in games workshop when it's open after teatime?Or, anytime really.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:53,
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He's really not, which is weird.He's mostly normal. Hides his tragic under a bushel, I guess.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:56,
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Hmm.I wondered if people sometimes think I'm the stereotypical socially-awkward computer geek, but in my appraisal today I was described as a reasonably-well-working misanthrope, so that's cleared that up.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:00,
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I prefer "high-functioning misanthrope"It feeds into my superiority complex.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:02,
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"too angry to make small talk"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:04,
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Curmudgeon adds an air of classiness to it, in my opinion.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:05,
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Spicy food is excellentI grow my own chillis and I've pickled the black ones I grew. When sliced, they look like olives on a pizza (with really spicy chorizo - natch) and have caught out many an unsuspecting guest.
Best lunch? In Kiev, drinking vodka and eating various spiced/preserved meats and sausages over several hours with the locals.
Worst Lunch? Three squeak mice in KL with a supplier. I think he was testing my Britishness.
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Too fucking right the best lunch is a Kiev, prefably between bread.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:53,
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You are a Philistine and I claim my five poundsChicken Kiev - when done properly - is the food of the gods.
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I had jellypenos on the hot dog I had at the Art FairIt was nice. I have a jar of them at home for putting on cheese and ham sandwiches. It's fair to say I like them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:55,
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I can't stop eating cheese and sriracha sauce sandwiches.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 16:57,
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I have had beerI will have more beer.
I want a kebab. A massive kebab with unidentifiable 'meat', some chicken, lamb and salad with pickled chillis and a nasty nasty chilli sauce.
DAMMIT I WANT A KEBAB
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I cannot drink while eating a kebabTherefore, a kebab is a drinking reduction device, plus it takes up room in the stomach which could be filled with beer!
Your (French and therefore irrelevant) point?
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