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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's next now the football is done?
Wimbledon?
What's your favourite thing about Summer?

alt. What yer drinking tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:58, 153 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I like the birds in their summer clothes phwoar etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
cor yeah this
Tits an' that yeah
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Even I like that!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Fuck that shit
World Cup is where its at baby!

Everything!

Alt:
Quirky Bird Shiraz
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
I preferred Trace

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I'm thinking of luring men back to my house with the promise of drugs and booze
then strangling them and dismembering their corpses. The only thing I haven't figured out yet is where to put the remains. If anyone has any ideas I'd love to hear them. thx x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Just chuck them in the pool and claim you don't know what happened for years and years
/Barrymore
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Awight up the back?
No...I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)
POW RIGHT IN THE HOTSPOT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Top, middle....
or bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Silly me, it's all in the inflection.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Yes, sily me!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Second row.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Top, middle or bottom
I dunno, that seemed like it could've sounded a bit rude...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is twice this has happened to me today

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)
It must be you then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Well I can't be anyone else!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Oh YOU
I wouldn't change a single thing
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Slurry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Ah, I could feed it to animals couldn't I
I could even go to different farms. They'd never bloody catch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Drugs and booze you say?
Gaz me the address
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Nah, you're grass-fed
I'd eat you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)
It's lovely grass as well
Eating me would get you stoned for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Well that's settled then!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Hydrochloric acid

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)
But then won't I be left with a whole load of sludge or something?
It doesn't dissolve a body down to literally nothing, does it? Or does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I can categorically tell you that Barry dissolved into nothing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)
That's very interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)
some acids preserve bodies
The main lesson from the John Bunting case.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Doh!
That's John Bunting for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Give it to a sludge pervert. No questions asked.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Hmm...sludge perverts, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Surely you must have at least ONE kebab shop nearby?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Hey, yeah
In fact, there's one where a friend of mine eats at regularly. That would be a neat little secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Why do you keep giggling?
All I said was that my doner is a bit chewy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Don't be daft, it's a cashew, not a finger nail

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
YM.
No thanks, tennis is for benders called Tiger Tim.

YM's dripping gunt.

alt: YM's gunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
My Mam doesn't have a gunt. she's slim

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Not when she's full of Daddies sauce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I prefer HP

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Hard Pricks?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Beer, birds, breasts, binoculars.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I want some drinking binoculars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Short skirts and tit tops.
I get all goose bumpy if I wear them in winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Whatever you do
and I cannot state this hard enough

DO NOT WEAR YOUR CARDIGAN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Cardies are back in. Thierry Henry says so.
In cricket news, Matt Prior is a ham-fisted fuckwit. Drop a sitter. FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)
My cardigan is awesome.
Once winter rolls around, that piece of killer knitwear will ride again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)
ALT

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Alright Fred West!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:22, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Right, I'm off into town
Anyone want owt?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Hahaha. "off into town"
You provincials crack me up.

I AM ALWAYS IN TOWN.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:23, Reply)
DUN
Free pulled pork pasty!

pastyroulette.greggs.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:52, Reply)
What's the vegetarian option?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I believe its called "get fucked"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
A lot of places seem to be offering that these days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Fresh chillies and spring onions for my chilli tonight
SORTED
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
ancha chillies and chipotle chillies as well as yalepanoss?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Just generic finger chillies for sprinkling on the top with the spring onions and sour cream

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)
save me some

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Chillies or chilli?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)
chilli
I'll send a courier round for it. I'll get the firm to pay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:05, Reply)
haha!
I bet you would too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I need a piss, 10 'likes' and I will have a piss.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
liekd and shaered
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:52, Reply)
thx hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
omg I need a wee now!
Haha you couldn't make it up
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
ha ha no way thats mental

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Driving to Lancashire, so can't drink till I get there. I'll try a local cask ale, Robinsons is nice, or Hydes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Are you going to have Betty's Hotpot for your "tea"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I'll have something else for my dinner, ty. Tea is a beverage. Hotpot is actually very nice, simple and easy. Bit like Swipe.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I thought "tea" was the evening meal oop North.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Not particularly North I don't think.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
WANKashire more like!!!
Cask GAYle more like!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Lemmy is bent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
And?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Homophobe!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Depending on where in Lancashire you are
Try. Old school brewery if available.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)
omg frog and swipe
www.b3ta.com/board/11084085
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
ha ha brilliant i love tired old jokes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Isn't that what 98% of this website is?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Yes, and as I said, I love it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Shame about the 2%

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Jews mate, stealing all the new jokes and keeping them for themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Christ, I've still got more than an hour left
I have lost to will to groove
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)
OH NOES!
Get a brew and think about what your hats will be up to this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I've only just finished one
GOD I'M BORED
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I'm taking a youtube journey through shit 90s dance music for some reason
Darude Sandstorm FTW
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I know what I want, and I want it now
I want you, cause I'm Mr Benn.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:35, Reply)
*blows whistle*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Technically 2000

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:13, Reply)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Just imagine what it would be like if you had to work tomorrow
I don't have to imagine :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)
As soon as I left retail
I swore I would never work a weekend again. You have my sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I'm on standby for tomorrow
£100 for fuck all and double time if phoned up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Nicely
What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:35, Reply)
IT innit
Site doing an upgrade themselves and instead of paying us to do it for them out of hours, they pay a smaller amount for a safety net. If it goes tits, they'll end up paying more anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Sounds about right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I only work one in three, but I fucking despise it.
AAAAND I don't get any extra money for it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:35, Reply)
That's no good
Is it a long day?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:37, Reply)
8-12. 4 hours of absolute tedium. It's like I'm being punished.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Well at least you have the rest of the day.
*silver linings*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:52, Reply)
BUT I WANTED A WHOLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I know babe, I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Just stay up late!
Go on, I wont tell your mum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I really am quite fed up about it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Saturday CANS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Saturday curry and lashings of Cobra

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:16, Reply)
*stompy feet*

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Are we nearly there yet?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:51, Reply)
nnnnnnngg.
I'm done.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 15:51, Reply)
'kin hell. I just had to do some work there.
Got a nice bottle of Sparkling Chardonnay and Prosecco for tonights antics
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I've just had a lovely nap.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Just finishing off odds and sods of work and youtubing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:21, Reply)
I really can't be fucked today.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:25, Reply)
T-7 mins and counting
Get me the fuck outta here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)
15 for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

m ch
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:45, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Pub!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)
The lovely Mr Bonzo Dog suggested this brewery, this home bar sounds good for a piss up.
www.oldschoolbrewery.co.uk/our-bars/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)
You should organise a bash and then not go, in case Dozer turns up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I don't trust him Jeff, he is bummed by hamsters, and doesn't use a thesaurus.
Baseballcap too.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)
I am now LEAVING WORK and may indulge in TRAIN IPA and PRETZELS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)
I'd love train cans. Unfortunately, I have to soberly drive. :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Does your commt take 1:45 though : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:23, Reply)
I'm in work with cake and champagne
as we IPO'd today, woo!.

Not that it makes a blind bit of difference to me, apart from desk champagne.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)
IPO'd?
reward for working? I don't understand this. Having said that, student brought us cake the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:17, Reply)
best thing about summer
is always having to wear hats and suncream.

alt: EVERYTHING. 80s party, I'm being a kind-of goth with neon orange tights
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Suncream is for Australians and queers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:24, Reply)
not if you're pastey and want to be in the sun for more than 10 minutes
sun burn loses its lustre after the millionth time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:25, Reply)
althouogh not its red shininess

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:26, Reply)

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