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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Beefy has ebola, let's all say what we really feel about him so he can die happy.
Do you get ill? I'm lucky to either just get a sore throat and maybe the sniffles mist of the time. But then once every now and again, maybe once every 2 years, I get all of the ill at once. Like stuck in the bathroom crying ill.

Alt: beards. Yes or no?

Altalt: upset?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:01, 249 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm sure it's ebola, because he takes drugs.
And all drug dealer are black man. And they're from Africa. Which is where ebola was invented.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
ManBeef.
Nuffsaid.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I hope you get cancer.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I know this one.
Rhythm is a dancer by the popular beat combo Snap!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I hope you get cancer
It's a constant companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and cough now
It's spread to your lymph nodes
You can feel it everywhere

Oh it's a stage 3
Oh you can feel it yeah
Oh it's inoperable
Ohh yeah.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)
srs cncr

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I'm always ill, it's probably down to having bad AIDS
Alt: Yes
Altalt: Yes
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)
^altalt

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)
btw you have paedoaids
sorry to be the bearer etc etc.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Apology accepted

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
^Stunneds

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I have a cold right now, Windy.
I'm just not blooblooing about it like McEbeefa.
It's normal and healthy to get several colds a year.
Other than that, I am a picture of good health.

Alt: Yes, but only on men.

Altalt: Yes, but only online.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
You're a picture of something alright.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Dorian Gray

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I get a bit of a cold every september when the filthy students come back
Beefy dying eh? Well 70% chance or something. How do I feel about him though? Interesting question. Once I loved him like a brother. I would have followed him into battle, on horseback, my broadsword shining bright. But then the bastard started calling me Jethro and so I hope he survives the ebola, but it makes his cock fall off so he has to sit down to pee and can't do the sex with Stunned Poster anymore.

Alt. Not for me and hipster cunts look like cunts with them. Proper beards are ok though, like on Father Christmas.

AltAlt. Yes. Big time.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I share my doctors surgery with all the students in halls.
Being ill in term time is a right pain in the arse. They usually give me an appointment in 2.5 weeks time, by which I'll be better or dead. All because some teenagers lack the gumption to find the walk-in GUM clinic, pricks.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
We have forrins here so I expect to have ebola by the end of the week

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Facking forrin cahnts.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Our token black worker is off ill, don't suppose he'll be back

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
We had a token black worker once but he got a better job and quit.
Everyone else is white as the ace of ummmmmm snow?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Our token black worker only works part time, because all blacks are lazy and nothing to do with that being the length of time we need him to perform his job of work

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
This is what I've been saying all along.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Yeah but who's gonna listen.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
So you are left doing a job that even Token didn't want?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Oh definitely not, I'm white and male so I was far further up the pecking order than he was.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I thought Cornishers were below blacks in the 2014 official pecking order.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Well you thought wrong, we are one of the last places still holding out against them
With a 98.2% White population and just 0.2% blacks. You other parts of the country should pay attention! The 2011 Census put the Muslim population on Cornwall at 0.0% thats right, no muzzas!

Could you afford that?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I'm there.

Are there lots of children too?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
We've got enough Paedos thanks, what with Gary Glitter hiding out down here

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Lewisham is 53% white.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Sounds shit.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
It is.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

53% white south of the river. *pats sympathetically*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Don't be mean, we've been to stunned posters 'hood, the only black thing we saw was his crystallised foot

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
and his desiccated heart

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
And the charred remains of the leathery pheasant we had for dinner

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

In the 2011 census the population of Whitley Bay was 9,416 and is made up of approximately 51% females and 49% males.
The average age of people in Whitley Bay is 39, while the median age is higher at 40.
89.9% of people living in Whitley Bay were born in England. Other top answers for country of birth were 2.9% Scotland, 0.6% Bangladesh, 0.5% Wales, 0.5% Northern Ireland, 0.4% Ireland, 0.3% South Africa, 0.3% India, 0.3% United States, 0.2% Australia.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
who comes all the way from australia
and ends up in whitley??
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
My mate Nina did
after marrying a Welshman
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Jesus.
She must have done something pretty horrific in a past life.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
She's doing something pretty horrific now!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I'm sure Australia has places as bad or worse.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
i don't think it's bad, i mean, it's not in the midlands or anything inhumane
i just think it's tres random
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Yeh but how many of the 89.9% born in England were black?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
And how many ended up that way down t'pit

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I thought Whitley Bay didn't have any pits
It turns out it did have one

This happened nearby though
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Poor Hare

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I thought you might pick that up

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I expected him to leveret into conversation.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)
*small cricket ripple*

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
All of them, sir

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Course you were, sweetheart.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Ebola didn't start in Devon

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Altalt: get a new joke man

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Did you hear the one about Ku Klux Knieval?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
WITHAKNIFE!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
No.
KILOSPOON!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
*Sniff* I remember when beefy used to say that
4EVA in R HARTS WID DA ANGLES
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
My immune system must be amazing
I've hardly ever been ill. Last time I was properly ill was flu about 1999, and perhaps once since

Alt:
Normal beard = OK. Hipster bread = shit

AltAlt:
Never
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Alright Bruce Willis, what do you want? A pay rise or something?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
A car allowance?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
:o(

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Yippeekiyay

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is not how the immune system works and you will be killed by a simple cold virus

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Take two carrots and call me in the morning

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
hi "in the morning"!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
^shirley^

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
^^a person who works in IT, but that's not important right now

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
alright internet bumchums

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
HANDS UP WHO LIKES BAGGENFOCK

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
baggenfock has his hands up...
...his daughter's skirt
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
The bowler's Holding the batsmen's Willy.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I don't like him, I don't really dislike him, he's just boring. And a racist paedophile.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
you say that like it's a bad thing.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
So you don't dislike racist paedophiles? I fucking do.
Black 4 year olds need love too you know!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I fucking know alright.
I mean I KNOW.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I just think if you're going to be a nonce you shouldn't be fussy

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Dunno who that is soz

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
the l8est bloobloo self important internet policeman

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
the mince beef is an excellent human being and all-round good egg
i have a pretty good immune system, but if i get a cold, it goes straight to my feeble asthma-chest, and i cough like a mong for fucking weeks.

alt: most men look better with stubble/light beard. but not a full on santa beard, no.

altalt: not yet.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)

the mince beef is an excellent human being and all-round good egg
have a pretty good immune syste but if i get a cold, it goes straight to my feeble asthma-chest, and i cough like
weeks.

alt:
look better with stubble/light beard. but not a full on santa beard, no.

altalt: not yet.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Thanks, yes I do

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
you are pretty dreamy

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
you fancy mangles

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
you fancy peej

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
So? So do you.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
when i want to be fingered by 6 fingers on the same hand
i'll borrow a pair of your gloves.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I bet he can play banjo really well, too

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I play guitar better
but I'm better at Banjo than Mandolin but not as good as Ukelele. You see?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
how are you at banjolele?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Exactly the same as Ukelele
Only difference is the body.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
*Deliverance theme*

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Yurt prick

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I play a lot of instruments
but I'm afraid I know little of yurts
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
this will end well
www.b3ta.com/questions/nepotism/post2391893
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
groundhog day on qotw again, with sockpuppets

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
groundhog day on qotw again, with sockpuppets

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
groundhog day on qotw again, with sockpuppets

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
groundhog day on qotw again, with sockpuppets

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
etc

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
delete this please

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
groundhog day on qotw again, with sockpuppets

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I just said that!
FFS
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
etc

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I just said that!
FFS
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
groundhog day on qotw again, with sockpuppets

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I very rarely get ill
I put it down to having an office on my own and living in the countryside, plus of course my heavy smoking regime which keeps my lungs in a tip top condition.

Alt No... beards are for necrononces

Alt alt, fucking busy, whats this shit with people wanting me to work
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Smoke yourself healthy

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Seems to work:
Plus it makes me look sexy and cool like those French actors
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Oh boy, they sure do!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
You finally got a picture of my doppelganger!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
homelol

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Any man whose reaction to a request to stop drinking is to openly piss in a gangway is a fucking hero to me.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This ^

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Did you see the Daily Mail thing from a few weeks ago where he claimed to drink 12 bottles of wine a day?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Amateur.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
With a bit of spirits in between to freshen the palate.
The man must smell delightful.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
hahahaha
French cunt.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I'm amazed he dares attempt lighting a fag
surely he'd go up like a Christmas pudding?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
14 bottles plus apperatifs
There was a bit a while back about eating lunch with him saying he went through 2 or 3 whole chickens, sausages, pasta olives, a few cheese boards several desserts...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
That's a man who knows how to live. (just not for long)

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I think a day with him would be entertaining

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I think I would need a month to recover

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I'm not sure I'd make it past about 2pm

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Darn tooting
And to be fair to the fat drunk he is a legend who porked his way through just about every French actress of the 70s
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
There was a photo of him in the paper the other week
He is now entirely round
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
He claims to drink 14 bottles of wine a day
I am a bit of a dooooopeeeeedoooo fan to be honest...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Any ill I get is usually brought home by the sprogs from school
which is every winter, mostly.

alt: either shave or proper beard, anything else GTFO. Especially those stupid underchin square things beloved of "nu-metal" types.

altalt: nope, chilled
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:24, Reply)
With a son in nursery, a daughter in school and a wife teaching at another school
I should get everything going really
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah but these sprogs have no shared genetic base with lokesy so it must be the miss matched genes

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
The milkman, the postman and the Asda delivery guy are ALWAYS ill though

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
should have delivered to the back door, etc.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Im having the busiest day :(
2 in a row, the Gods are against me.
I reckon beefy should go back to being Monty. it's where he was most popular.

alt. yes but not huge ones.

altalt. I did have a brief work meltdown earlier, yes.
The world of PPI can be a cruel mistress
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Oh and im never ill, I have a very healthy immune system, despite the AIDS

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
It'll be all those injections in your arse

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Beef injections, presumably?
*Looks accusingly at Sporters*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I slipped, OK?!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, but...

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Three times a lady

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
alright, jsyk, when I deal with claims management companies it's laughably easy to reject the complaint and also to get the Ombudsman to reject it.
It's almost as if CMCs are staffed by a parade of thick Northern cunts who spend their minimum wage paypackets on elasticated jeans, alcopops and vests.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
er.............. you "work" in the compliance team
you answer petty little queries raised by the dynamic and creative people doing the real work. this is your life, plumdozer.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
no, I handle complaints work and liaise with FOS, defending the firm against compensation claims as high as 150k.
They don't get higher.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
NO CUNT CHAT

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
best one recently was one where some cunt has lost 495k.
He's getting zero compensation.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I took someone's house a few months back.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
It was Joey Deacons, and now you live there as you're an even bigger spastic.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Wow, that's a whole nother step beyond the guy who has sex with cars

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Chinny reKON m8.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
when you come up with an idea that will net you £4.95, you can mock, monkey boy

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
it were well lol 'bloobloobloo half a mil in and five grand back bloobloobloo'
Our PI insurers were most pleased.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Did you celebrate with a Magnum

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
BORING! CH-CH-CHA!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
His misplaced sense of self worth is palpable.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
you're a cog
a tiny squeaky little cog
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
ERM EXCUSE ME!!!
I do NOT drink alcopops
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Calf 2 has apparently recovered without incident
Impressive recovery considering he was vomming 4 hours ago
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Better out than in

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
It would seem so

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I am on my way to meet my new team, I have made them autumnal Chelsea buns
Alt: facial or anal?

Altalt: of course
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
That's a bit gay.
You're going to turn up with baked goods?

Marketing chutneys.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
It's tea and cake Wednesday, I don't make the rules
And technically I'm not a marketing cunt anymore
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
What kind of cunt are you now?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
A massive one, well depending on your opinions and political leanings

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Who do you work for now, UKIP?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Nope

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
BNaked aPe

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)
It was there for all to see!
That is some illuminati shit right there
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
*Robert Langdons*

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Your new team will think you're a massive bender.
Especially in *those* pants.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
You have never seen my pants

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I have just eaten a pack of salted peanuts and now my lips feel weird

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)

eaten a pack of salted peanuts sucked off someone from west africa
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
eblowla

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
salted peanuts or dry roasted peanuts?
which one wins?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Honey or chilli

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
honey?
feck orf.

chilli or salt and vinegar are good though.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Foodwrong
Honey roasted cashews and peanuts are all of the win
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
no
hotel chocolat do roasted salted nuts covered in chocolate. that is a good combination.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Chocolate salty balls

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
suck on them, bitch

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
*has the fear*

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
TEXT ME

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
DELETE THIS PLEASE

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Little bit needy there m8

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I only wanted to try out my new telephone :(

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
A likely story

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
It's okay everyone, I've got my new phone and apparently it *might* work in two hours!!!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I managed to drop mine a few weeks ago and cracked the screen
Still waiting for a new screen to turn up
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Ooooh it's already working

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Phone a random number
and shout "Get off the line, there's a train coming!!" and hang up.

MegaLOLs
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
When he said "megalols", I doubt his sincerity.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I doubt his ability to be amusing

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
He called Windy Pig humourless.
I'm not sure he knows what humour is.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It's a 'prank'.
If he films it and puts it on Youtube: £££££
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
It hasn't yet synchronised my proper numbers, I cant be messing around with random ones

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
It will take some time after porting
#phoneexpert

depending on the models to transition they may miss things however if you have an O2 shop near you they should have access to a Cellbrite machine which can do a full transfer of information picture etc.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
It's all in the smart switch cloud app, just have to do it via wifi on the old handset later
Thanks though xx
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
No worries,
You will find you get the best reception on transfer signal if you hold the new phone underwater during this
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOT REALLY ITS CALLED A PRANK
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Nice one Baggzo

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I am still laughing at that prank, I feel as funny as Ashten Kutcher when he would prank celebs HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Ledgebants

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Just pop over to Reddit...
You've probably already been hacked senseless and you'll be able to download everything from there.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I don't undersatnd the cloud, or reedit for that matter

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
It just means it's on a computer somewhere else where I'm not but I can get into it i think
Reedit is shit
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
It's the bit of the internet where memes go to die.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
'Cloud' is the trendy new 2.0 name for 'server'

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
i write them down
and then add them all manually when i get a new phone. it takes ages.

is this not the best way to do it?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Alright me?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Computers eh? What a palaver.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
*half shark fives*

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Damien Hirst's new exhibition

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Haha, aww, bless.

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
here love, talk to Tone
Click
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
#Joeyhands

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Much the same, my last proper deathlurgy coincided with a week off work which I was NOT happy about
Alt: Beards rule.
AltAlt: Just a bit tired is all.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
What's up with Monty's name change?
Is he flouncing again?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
baggenfock strikes again. he's one tough hombre

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Damn him and his pranks!!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
i'm sticking that cunt on ignore, he ent gonna prank me into a flounce, no siree

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I nearly flounced earlier when he called me upset for the millionth time, he's ruining everything

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I was only yanking your chain m8.
I know in reality you're as successful, well adjusted and content as everyone else posting on here.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Yeah I'm alright me

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
^upset

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Like you were on Saturday when you were to busy crying to meet up you big baby

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
tru dat

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I miss you :'(''''''''''''''''''

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
miss you too, bbz

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Upset about what?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Anything you want.
All the cool kids are doing it.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Dunno how cool I am, and I'm not a kid :((

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)
You aint a doctor either
but that never stopped you fisting grannies
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
I am not upset, I am going to the pub

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
I get one cold a year.I have had Flu which nearly killed me a few years ago
Alt: I have a beard therefore they are great
Altalt: No
(, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)

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