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What's in YOUR ultimate sandwich?new thread time, bored.
For lunch I have a bacon'n'avacardo'n'salt&vinegar McCoys sandwich and a mango snapple.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:27,
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I'd haveJellypeno and oboejean
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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**Doffs cap in the direction of the candle**(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:42,
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Thanks I couldn't remember the other classic(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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Salt beef, gherkins, English mustard. Rye bread.OR
A fucking great big steak, caramelised onions and English mustard (again).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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I'm with you on the saltbeef, except in a _real_ bagel, not a fake one.And Chrain instead of mustard.
and ludkas on the side
and started off with a chicken soup filled to the brim with lockshon and kanadlach.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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I get mine from the Beigel Bake on Brick LaneThey're great - not those foul stodgy ones most places sell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:35,
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Nice !They need a crunchy bottom, and the hole should look more like a puckered bumhole rather a round hole that stuff can fall down.
New York Bagel Company, and the ones you get in supermarkets, make me serious sad face. Just because it's bread with a hole in the middle, doesn't mean it's a bagel.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39,
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They are fucking horrible. I bought them once. Never again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:48,
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Every time I go I get a buttered one and 5 to take homeI love that place
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:45,
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Are you speaking english?I don't recognise any of those words?
Are they food? If so, are they good?
/poor upbringing *woes*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39,
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It's a jewish thing.Chrain = Horseraddish and Beetroot relish
Ludkas = potato and onion rosties
Lockshon = Angel-hair pasta
Kanadlaich = Motza balls.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:43,
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Ahh, fair enoughChrain sounds pretty interesting...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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I really like it, it has quite a bite to it, like wassabi, only it's sweet too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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I had some dried beetroot crisps yesterday, they were really tasty(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:47,
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The ultimate sandwichHas bacon in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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and mushrooms(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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Stop fuckin' with perfection.The ultimate sarnie is a bacon sarnie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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Granary bread, streaky smoked bacon, mushrooms and an egg.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39,
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Much nicer than normal bacon(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:40,
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It's way too fatty.A nice bit of back bacon is perfect.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:43,
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yeah yo have to grill the shit out of itbut its so nice
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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I'll get fucking slated for this but par for the course with these whinging bitches butReggae Reggae, it is brilliant.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:57,
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yeah man try it(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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I've never tried the Reggae sauce - I might get some next time I'm in the supermarket.Is it THAT good? Or are you just being 'different'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:04,
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Since I first tried itit has become first pick, and is captain of all sauces. There are several varieties too so if you don't want it too hot you can still get the taste but not the heat. It is fantastic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:06,
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So which sauce do you suggest I buy?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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start with the Jerk/Bbq sauce as its pretty versatile and you can dip and cook with itMonty is spot on about the ketchup though, I am not a fan either.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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I'll go to the supermarket and ask for a jerk.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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ask the dirtiest looking assistant you canand go 'wahey' at the same time
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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The marinade's OK, I didn't like the ketchup(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:14,
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Yeah I thought it was a bit weirdI think I could grow to like it, but I don't like ketchup anyway I would have relish over tomato ketchup everytime.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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parma ham, fresh tomato & dolcelatte cheese on a warm granary baguette(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I love DolcelatteBut I love Gorgonzola Piccante more.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36,
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That's a nice one, as are Danish Blue, Cambazola and StiltonI mixed some Stilton with port into a puree the other day, spooned on to Carr's water biscuits with celery on the side. Heaven.
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HAS THE BOY GONE STARK STARING MAD, AA?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:49,
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APPARENTLY SO!THERE IS NO OTHER REASON FOR CELERY IN THIS THREAD!
Ugh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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Cooked celery is hellRaw celery, on its own, is not too bad.
Same with cooked carrots, but they're awesome raw.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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Cooked carrots are awesomeEspecially cooked with honey and wholegrain mustard, roasted in the juices of a beef joint.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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Have you never tried it before?They're magnificent. Cut them julienne style, and put them in with the joint as soon as there's enough juice to cover them. Cook for as long as you like.
You'll only need a few bits.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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I feel this way about fennel.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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Try adding a bit of sliced fennel to trout & steam. The fennel stays firms & doesn't taste cooked and works well with trout.(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I don't have an ultimate sandwich.But I could eat cheese toasties till they come out of my ears.
I suppose a chip butty is always a winner.
I'm classy me.
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girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:33,
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Nice bit of mango chutney with the toastie?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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You love his beardAnd you want to go on his spaceship.
Hang on a minute...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:41,
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I recently had an Edam, Chorizo and Onion toastieThat was fookin amazing!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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Several reallyHam, Cheese and Branston Pickle - The standard.
Sausage, Bacon, Egg, and Black Pudding (with Brown Sauce obv) - The Hangover Cure.
Hot Roast Ham with a little horseradish - The Nom.
But at the same time, I don't think it's possible to beat a classic Bacon Sandwich, bacon grilled under flame, white bread (toasted and buttered) with brown sauce. Magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:33,
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Ham and horseradish? Really?That's not a combination I have ever tried, although thinking about it there's no reason for this other than tradition...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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Only a small amount, just enough for tasteIt's fookin magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:40,
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I think the meatball sub from Subway is my favourite sammich ever.It's just so yummy.
Have a gander at this, it'll make you vom your lunch up (not in a gory way, in a motion sickness way)
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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Steak and cheese should never be together IMO(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:40,
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Ah, I stand correctedThe best steak sauce is still Brandy & Peppercorn though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:43,
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Nice. Freshly made bernaise is good too or a dark french mustard & brandy sauce(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Granted, I shall happily admit I've never tried itBut I have never yet had a sauce that could compliment and improve my steak the way that this sauce did.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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not this again!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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I know, Bobby.They just don't fucking listen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:59,
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FINALLY!Someone on here who's tried it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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I plan to make this at the weekend. Gf is away so I can eat whatever I like.(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
You, I am certain, will fucking love it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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I used to buy it from Honduran shop.It is piss easy to make - just google. You can also use it to make a type of Bruschetta/Pizza thing which is nom-nom.
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I think the jews had the right ideaA good bagel with cream cheese and lox is hard to beat.
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Oh ok, not heard that beforegood sandwich, but I find bagels to be exclusively a breakfast product and not sure about smoked salmon for breakfast unless it's on scrambled egg on toast.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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Ohh, I've never heard it called that.There was a recipy that Jamie Oliver did when he covered a side of salmon in shitloads of salt, horseraddish, lemon and...ermm.. loads of other things, pressed it down with a brick over night, and served it raw (well, cooked by the citric), sliced thinly. I think it was a sweedish thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:45,
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That's gravadlax I think. It's Scandinavian.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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AHh, yeah', you're right on that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:56,
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Lamb that's been slow roasted for hoursso that it's just falling off the bone, with a little sprinkle of salt, between two thick slices of buttered rustic loaf.
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and a tiny little bit of mint jelly?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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I don't really care for mint with lambweird I know.
I just love the taste of the meat itself. Favourite cut is probably shoulder on the bone, it's very fatty and there's not much meat but by god it's good.
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Lamb would be my least favourite meat but I like it with mint jelly or redcurrant jelly.If it was just sticking meat in bread I would go for Pork and apple sauce. Nom flipping Nom.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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Of courseAnd you're the picture of health, aren't you?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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Yeah, but that was taken before he was killed by Janine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:48,
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Cheese and marmite, meltedI'm a woman of simple pleasures
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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That is a fairly magnificent sandwich right thereIt's like cheese on toast, topped with Lea & Perrins.
Fucking NOM!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:48,
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For a toased sarnie that is unbeatable(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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If you're referring to a toastie, I feel that while it is magnificentIt is still sub-par to Ham, Cheese and Branston Pickle.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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No, Cheese on toast with a drizzle of Lea and Perrins is the best.Simple food well made. Though I have nothing against more complicated concoctions.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:04,
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We appear to be agreeing, but not realising itBy toastie, I mean 2 pieces of bread with a filling, put into a toastie maker (or a Brevil?).
On toast, the only thing that comes close to being as good as Cheese + Lea & Perrins is Marmite. Nom.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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Marmite on anything is ace. I have it on pancakes because I'm a wrong'un.(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I was eyeing up those Marmite cereal bars trying to work out how they'd tasteMarmite on baked potato is delicious too.
booklet of marmite recipes, including one for chocolate marmite sauce, you're probably not alone (WARNING PDF NOT SITE ETC ETC)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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Actually M&S 3 Bean Wrap is pretty damn goodchili tortilla, cheese, 3 beans (no?!), salsa, sweet potato, lettuce. Yum.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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can't think of anything worse than that.Marmite mixed with melted greasy cheese.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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Cheese and marmite, melted
I'm a woman of simple pleasures
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:54,
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How about half an hour reading your drivel?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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nice reasoned response there.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:54,
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Presliced, or do you slice your own?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:03,
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I prefer to slice my own, but it depends how much time I've got(
broadsword, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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Real crackwhores or fake ones?Fake ones make me do a sadface offline. They should have a bumhole like a hole on a real bagel, that's how you tell.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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A simple ham and cheese sandwichwith chorizo, tomato, cucumber,sliced onion, diced pepper, baby spinach and branston.
For friday breakfast: sausage, black pudding and fried egg with brown sauce on thick white crusty bread.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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