I'M EMPLOYED !
Oh man, I start monday !

//edit//

Thanks everyone =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:09, 209 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

WOOOHOOO!
Go Gonz!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Which branch of hooters is it?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Southgate :(
The 'quality' is a little 'patchy' there but they try.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I'm not sure he has enough facial hair

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Excellent work young man. Very pleased for you!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Congratulations!!
Also, you didn't ask a question. THIS ISN'T STATEMENT OF THE WEEK
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Oh my effin god Gonz that really is boss!
Thinks are coming up Gonzy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

My nephew has turned scouse
instead of saying hello 'andrew' he says 'ello la.'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Where's he from?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

bristol, 18 months old. he has gone weird.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Take him to Turbo Island for re-programming.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I wonder how much I could sell him for?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Our Danny was cockney for a while as a toddler

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

That is good news young gonzy!
All the best for Monday.
( M o D, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Well done mate.
Don't expect to love it straight away.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

that's excellent news

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Wait
I'm changing my name for your birthday?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

All the helloween names, my birthday is the 31st =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I'll start thinking for mine now :)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

BobbingforApples?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You don't want to get mistaken for bobby pires

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

He'll be Bobbing For Chips
Judging by his face ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Bobbing up and down on the groin of a smelly old man, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Until you push him off you
Because he's aggravating your gammy leg
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I am NOT smelly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

hahaha
that's so mean!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

man I want that!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

be my guest

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You could be PoisonApple

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

ZombieBite

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

ooh this is good

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I like this one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Applefright?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Better. Got one for me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Mouldy Boyce

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Now everyone can see why I didn't ask you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I can't think of anything either

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I thought you'd be good at this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

You'd have thought
but I have other things on my mind
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

nothing serious we hope?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

just whether I can get away
with murdering an eminent classics scholar before tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

disagree with one of his publishings
that'll kill him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

her and I need to kill her
before I see her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

The Lost Boyce

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

That's pretty good

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Don't encourage him

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

that's good
what's yours going to be? I suppose you could just have Psycho.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I don't think I'll bother.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

miserable.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

That's what he can change it to.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Mine's going to be
MASSIVE HAUNTED VAGINA

And worryingly evryone will probably clock it's me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'll make mine MASSIVE HUNTED VAGINA then
that'll throw them off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Either that's a typo
Or you're claiming that your gynee is hunted for it's size.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

My fadge is in demand
it wasn't a typo, I can't have the exact same name as her. It'll be like Leglesss.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

How can it be in demand
When there's an excess of supply?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

:D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

This is made extra funny by the fact my name is Samantha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

This wins. Thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Mounting Boys?
Not so much hallowe'en as general everyday.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

because you're a massive cunt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Mourning Voice?
Mort, me moist?
Struggling here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

It's not a play on words but he could be Dorian Gray's Portrait
it's believable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

oh this is well cute, like when they change the cast names on the Halloween Simpsons

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Kitty O'Hellish?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Vampito

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Fantastic.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Oh well I might but I'll be busy that weekend
you know, packing and stuff
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I reckon some time around then I might get sushi or something, you know, if you're in the area or something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'll get my people to call your people

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Let's synagize our iCals.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I don't know all their names I'm afraid.


I'm guessing 'Gunther', 'Helmut', 'Sven', 'Heinz' and 'Eichman'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Doing what??
Pray tell
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm joining the web dev team for the biggest extream sports media company in europe.
If everything goes well, which I think it should, they eventually want me to be their head developer inside a year (they're doubling their online stuff over the next year; it's already very big though).

In January, again if it all goes to plan, they'll increase my wage by quite a bit (about 25%), and it all should be amazing =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Fucking hell sir!
Well done that man!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

So,
how does a girl get her mortgage paid around here?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Prostitution, where you live.


*runs like the wind*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'm taking that as a compliment
The houses are worth a fooortune round hyar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Top-end prozzers, clearly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

That's the trouble with that saga, it's the other way 'round, girls pay for boys.
I got some mirrors, pullies, leavers and a camera phone in case you want to pay mine though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Selfish!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

do you get to do extreme sports for free?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Maybe.
I wonder if I can convince them to lend me a stegway to go from home to work for some sort of viral thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

STEGWAY!
WOOOOOKKKKIIIIIIEEEE!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Hahah.
Half Segway, half dinosaur. I WANT ONE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

ooh do they have those rollerblading suits
where you have wheels on your elbows, knees and wrists and you skate downhill on your front?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I donno ! Maybe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Congratumalations!
Also: when is your birthday?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!
Yee-ha!

Will we see you in London on the 22nd? Otherwise, when and where are we going to celebrate?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yup, I'll be there =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Great!
Another reason to go! I'm so looking forward to it. I just bought my tickets!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Fabulous !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You'd better be.
No "pulling a Vipros" this time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I was going to do that
but he's not coming.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Come hell or high water, I'll be there =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I sincerely hope so.
I'm starting to think you're one of Bert's/Batshit's innumerable logins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

that would be super devious

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

shut it shitbeak

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Or what?
You'll completely fail to come out and beat me up?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

HAHAHAH
*saves for future use*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

oh badger :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

wha? it made me lolz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

it's mean.
I'm already disappointed I can't come to this big London bash.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Sucks to be you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

it does :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

aww do you want me to sing I Got You Babe to cheer you up?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

please

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

shit, I don't know the words
erm....they say our love won't pay the rent but, erm, something something something, you're not bent. Ok I don't know what I'm doing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

poor effort
but it's the thought that counts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm sorry
I'll just do the chorus bit
I got you babe! I got you babe!

Ok I don't even know the rest of the chorus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

*slowly shakes head*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

You AIDS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Now that I know the words to!
Be sure that you see......this is not HIV
It's full blown AIDS!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I offered you money.
You're just pulling a Vipros, ONCE AGAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

you aren't the only one
but I'd not be able to pay it back for a while, and while you may not mind, I do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I really don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I know old chap and I appreciate the offer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

stop paying people to be your friends
it insults the people who do it for free.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

It's a setup for a robbery and murder and you're spoiling it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

If you try to murder Vipros you'll have to go through me!
although if you're using a sharp implement it will probably just go through me like butter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I do have a collection of swords.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

stop setting up innuendoes
my head might explode
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

head loins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

bravo
this word strikes the right balance of quirky and smutty.

somehow i only ever manage slutty :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't think I could manage slutty if I tried

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

it's a gift that some of us possess in spades
actually i should be much more of a slut, stupid long-term relationships, stupid fidelity, i haven't shagged around anywhere near enough.

i realised after typing this how attention-seeking it sounds. you know what, i don't even care, the day i'm having!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I don't have the appearance to carry it off to begin with!
what's wrong with your day?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

workworkworkworkwork
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and you can't say things like that now we've all seen the smoothie cigar pic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

yeah, work sucks. although mine is good today
you say that, but the reality of the situation is quite different.

My fundamental coolness is grievously overlooked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

this does not surprise me.
I have a collection of cookie cutters, don't mess with me or you'll end up with a cat shaped scar on your face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

mm cupcakes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

i don't really like cake
but i do quite like cupcakes. however, you can never manage more than about 2 bites because they are too much.

how about tiny mini cupcakes??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

they're the best
not so much to eat as a full cupcake, but still sweet and delicious. I do want some cake now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

How big are the cupcakes you eat?!
A normal sized cupcake IS about 2 bites!
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

no, fairy-cakes are
but now-a-days cupcakes are massive and usually quite dense
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

it's all the cream on top
/whinge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

you've never complained when I put "cream" on your "cupcakes" before

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

argh
you and monty are becoming one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

he'd like that to be the case
but there is no way I am "becoming one" with him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You're the one with the gay sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

hey!
lines from Warren G songs are not gay....oh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I might not be now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

OH NOES
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

PARTY!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

WOOOO

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Leave your drinks unattended in safety?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Talk about me behind my back I would guess.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Yes it's true, you are always the main topic of conversation when you're not there.
"Where's Psychochomp?" we'll say, "He's so dreamy."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

When I said "talk" I meant "bitch"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

oh noes!
I want to give you a big cuddly-wuddly, which only works if you're there to be annoyed by it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Well I may or may not be.
I'll know by the 11th.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

TEXT ME IMMEDIATELY
_{but seriously I do hope you can make it}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Meh, we'll see.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Well fine be all fake nonchalant
I know you're secretly really excited.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I would like to go but I don't think it's going to be possible, I just have to wait and see.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Come on Chompy I need your support.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Congratulations!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I trust that on your first day
you'll order a taxi from your former employers in the manner - This is Mr Gonzo - Internet Person Extrodinaire, I require one of your cars to take me to my new fabulously well-paid job at _____. And remember, I know the price.
( Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Are you mocking Gonz's typing skillz there?
You massive cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

It's an 'Allo Allo' reference I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

nu uh it was full of typos
He's ninja'd them now the massive cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

No, I simply corrected them when I saw what a mess I had made of the post.

( Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Most of them...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

'Extrodinaire' is still there.
Like 'Good Moaning'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Congratulations :)
really good news
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Congratulations!
Nice one, sir. And good luck for Monday.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Me too, I got a job today.
I am a complete sell out though as the company is everything I stand against.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Doorman at Greggs?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I wish
Selling solar panels door to door, it's great money because it's commission based (on top of basic) and the Govt pay you to have these things on your roof so loads of people sign up.

I'm still going to call anyone who buys them a hippy eco warrior cunt though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I thought with them in order to offset the manufacturing carbons and stuff, you need to use them for 25 years, when their shelf life is something like 10.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Really?
So it's like that 'proceeds of crime recovery' old bill unit that spent 10 million quid recovering about 25 grand?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Depends who you ask and depends on how/where they're made.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I could be wrong, not 100% sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

No, you're pretty correct
Up around this latitude anyway. You're far better off going for solar heating, as it gives a much better payback, and generally works a bit better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

yeah, true.
The "issue" (as in, not an issue at all) is that the solar grant thing is based around excess electric going back to the grid thus meaning the government can big up their CO2 reduction from power generation. So I don't think the grants are as good for solar heating.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

True
I'm pretty sure the solar heating actually works better if you're genuinely looking at making an eco-house.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

solar heating is pretty effective
my bro and my parents have it on theirs houses and even in winter they don't need to heat any water using gas or whatever.

Admittedly we live in sunny Devon, rather than the frozen North
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I just get round the issue by not putting the heating on

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

this annoys me greatly
I've got a POCA case sitting on my desk right now where the fraud totalled £1.4m but the confiscation order is only for £75k.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Is POCA the British RICO?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

is that the conspiracy thing
where you can try all parties for the same thing?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I thought it was a 'proceeds of crime' thing in the US
Asset seizure etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

one would imagine you were right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

yes that's the one

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

It's the Proceeds of Crime Act
where after the guy is convicted and sentenced for his fraud they then do a POCA hearing to determine how many of his assets they can recover.

We've got a guy in for POCA at the moment who was convicted of counterfeit DVDs and benefit fraud to the tune of £200k. His POCA is worth £10k because he's spent it all.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Course he has.
Just like Dame Shirley Porter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It's massively complicated
but, potentially, yeah.

But the interest here isn't really in lowering carbon emissions but in stimulating a green manufacturing economy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Matalan

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Lamposts?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

congrats mate!! well done. Best of luck.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Well done that man

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Cock. Badgerpenguinpiss.
I didn't even look at the replies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I was really confused when I read this
Until I scrolled on down. Are you in my head?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Excellent news!
Well done Gonz :)
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Congratulations dude!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Congratulations Gonz sweetie!
Have fun and celebrate with a bath of sushi :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Aw, fuck, no.
There's not enough mindbleach in the world for that image.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'd imagine the wasabi would sting somewhat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Congratulations!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Nice one, Gonz.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Well done that man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

congratulations darling
*passes sushi and warms hands for holding*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Well done Gonz.
Don't forget that F7 is your friend.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

It isn't when you're coding =P

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

woohoo
you can now take me out for dinner as promised!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

out for dinner
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

argh
pwned
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Well done young man.
*ruffles hair*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Get your hand out of his pants.
I can see why they call you 'Tuggers' now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake Monty.
Since when has a celebratory hand-job been frowned upon?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

top top top news lad
Don't blow all your pay on Apple products.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

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