when i said not fair...
...what i really meant was most people are b*stards and rate lower than they truly believe.

everyone deserves a 9 out of 10 from someone.

and 1's, is anyone human enough to cope with b3ta truly that awful? Or i am marking on a "I would do it" scale? In which case no one is less than a 5.

apart from teh blokes whom are 2's
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:22, Reply)

Grandmasterfluffles
You and me both, matey.

I mean, my average score is 3! I obviously haven't got my boobs out enough...

*gets boobs*

*fondles*

Er... I may have to leave for a few minutes...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:21, Reply)

Frankly...
...I naturally look like rapist/thug most of the time...so I take my appearance with a pinch of salt. But I have put my most attractive photo into your hotornot...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:55, Reply)

I was thinking ...
... about joining a dating site.

but thanks to my fellow B3tans experiences i've realise that it will be a far cheaper and less horendous experience just to go out clubbing one night - pull and only have the what the f**k did I do that for experience the next morning.
(Biff..., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:55, Reply)

oh well
bit the bullet, apologies for poncyness, frankly im an ugly bugger 99.999999% of the time, tis one of only 4 good photos of me ever!

Also never done a singles thing before, would rather be a sad shy bachelor for ever, warming up for hermitage!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:49, Reply)

what the shitting fuck is going on? qotw is unreadable
"Don't use the QOTW for private chat. That's what the 'message me' button is for. BTW: "Reply to this thread" option coming soon."
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:47, Reply)

Anagrams FTW!
Personal Ads = Porn Salade?
( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, Reply)

Unsure about non b3tans on that site,
we should play hemale or shemale with some pictures

Some of the other photos on there are just plain scary.

R Swipe and Grand master "hubba hubba"
*eyes pop out of head in cartoon manner*
( Trollman, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:38, Reply)

Emily Bruce-Dickinson
I used to feel incredibly vindictive. Funny you mention cake, I sent my ex who dumped me for my slimmer best friend a cake in the shape of an arsehole goatse style with a picture of how I now look sticking out of it.
(quantum raspberry quizzically quashing Quebecans, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:34, Reply)

This seems to be just for ads you've seen or made up.
Here is mine.

Seeking:
Girl who takes it up the Gary for certain.

As off topic as all the other answers, maybe.

And, Maxumus- maybe its your fault.
"Woman who don't know what they want out of life who get bored easily but then cannot make a desicion - - "
Do what you fucking well want regardless.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:34, Reply)

I voted i voted!
But i couldnt find emily bruce dickinson :(
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:31, Reply)

Clicketywooh
I've been giving everyone a ten. You're all lovely.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)

I agree...
get out there and start voting (for me)

being at number 100 (at my last look) is not doing wonders for my self-esteem
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)

Why Kroney is down there
The reason so many attractive people are at the bottom of the list is because they don't have enough votes, so go and vote!
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)

i don't get
why kroney is so far down there because i thought he was one of the best looking blokes on that scoreboard. :D
( gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)

hehheh
I have only tried personal ads once. It involved meeting a biker with a one eye
who told me that I needed to lose weight. Joy
( hedge_diver, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:23, Reply)

Not or Not
Don't need to post photo as I have an extremly acurate view of my position on the food chain. Just had a look and bloody hell I feel worse, why are there loads of good looking ladies out there with low numbers? I think I'd be in the minuses.
Glad I'm of to Afghanistan where pale, blue eyed ginger blokes are in high demand, unfortunately by big bearded fellas named Mustaffa.
Oh God this sounds like a Personal Ad from me to the taliban.
(The kneeling rifleman Is slowly getting there.., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, Reply)

Well rah!
Last bloke i met off hot or not had the conversational skills of a slightly soggy becks label and turned out to be shacked up already.

Still....worth sticking a pic up for the cause
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:21, Reply)

Awwwwwwwww
Aren't we a bunch of sweet looking folk?

And I'm currently emailing some blokes. one of whom was in the navy, and some other ex-military dude :/

95th by the way. what teh hell?
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)

No, I'm not that hideous
but not far off :P

I'm more surprised by the amount of women without any votes. is this not the internet? Where is all the sweaty pandering?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:15, Reply)

I shall look for a photo
at once...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:15, Reply)

Update
For those of you who came in late, the Unofficial B3ta Beauty Competition has really taken off:

scoreboards.hotornot.com/b3tards?showinvite=1

1) Noctu, you are morally obliged to post that photo of you in goth drag looking like Macaulay Culkin.

2) K626 - yeah, that's why I'm not too offended at being rated comparatively low. I'm clearly not wearing enough eyeliner, cleavage or Burberry.

3) Axai - I gave you a 7, which is very useful given that you're presumably located trillions of roods away from me.

4) Fathter Puddytat - 7, I don't think we'd have all our own teeth.

5) Everyone go and vote for Kroney, he's not THAT hideous.

6) b1ta - do you feel amusingly vindictive? "HA, you called me a cakefinder but now you are crawling along the ground to lick my abs, BWAH-HAH-HAH..."
(Well, that's what I like to delude myself I can look forward to when I finally lose... any... I'm fucking kidding myself, really.)

7) b3ta personals - isn't that what "Message Me" is for?

EDIT: 8) bazza, the ratings go up and down in seconds - a person might honestly complain "Oh, I'm #80", only to get that one critical mass vote that hurtles them into the top... well, 40.

ms45 on list
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:13, Reply)

Bravery
i think anyone willing to open themself up to the chance of such abuse is truly braver than I.

Better for everyone to imagine i look like a smacked arsecheek than to post a photo and prove it.

And i don't think some of the ratings are fair. Some people are fibbing on their scores, although they may just have missed the correct key whilst furiously fwapping.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:13, Reply)

God bodies
I've been told I look like a greek god. Odd since I'm Scottish and have not a drop of mediteranean blood in my body. Maybe the people who have told me that were channeling my Native American/Italian girlfriend. *shrugs* But that would just be crazy. So I think they're just crazy/need to see the optician. In either case, I figure they were just after something and trying to butter me up.

B3ta personals....interesting.

"(gender) seeks (gender). Must like arseing about about and spending as little time as possible actually doing their job."

And I think we can all imagine Frank's....I won't go into it *shudders* the horror!
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:12, Reply)

H O N
b3ta personals have to happen - could be a bit of fun. As a long time lurker I feel like a bit of a pervert checking ya'll out on Hot or Not. Please to report your not as ugly as I imagined. Some of ye are even good looking. Others are not.... I on the other hand have the body of a God - Buddha!
(Kopite Ceoil agus Craic, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:06, Reply)

B3ta personal ads would be so much easier to write
Humour is pretty varied across the board, but at least it's there. It's hard to make a personal ad 'funny' as you don't want to offend people. No that I've ever written an ad. No sir.

I can imagine B3ta ads involving crude jokes and inunedo.

/Edit - Oh I'm looking forward to geting home to see how far I've slipped down the rankings...
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, Reply)