ROBOT GEISHA FORCE GO!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

TURN LEFT!
NO! MY SUSHI!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Pink boobies

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

oh god
now i can't see the rest of the board
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

you should go to the park in the sunny weather
you'll be boobied up for at least a week!
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

i'm just back from the park
there were some awesome kites, but fewer boobies

i need to go to a less nerdy park, but i do enjoy kites. the dilemma!
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

go play kites
and then slow drive past all boobies on the way home.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

i'd be the fly gangsta on the block
bitches see my kite, say "that ain't wack"
come back to my pad, do a little bit of crack
turn out da lights cos you know they'll spend da night
and all because they know i pack a wicked kite
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

hahaah

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I have fallen foul of Gilgamesh's script :(

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

What is this script?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

I know nothing of this
but...ummm..... hard luck, there.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

You can still display the blocked posts.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Can I see yours?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

*waggles pink chest at /talk*

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I meant gaz me a picture.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I'm jenpots
not Bou.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Hence someone actually wanting to see your tits.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Just the left one then?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

go away
you little bundle of wrong.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

So you prefer the right one then?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

my boobies are awesome
and anyone lucky enough to see them, treasure the memory forever.

I'm not showing you my boobs.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

Why not?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

because I'm not a whore or Bou

( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

MAKE-U TEA INNA SPESHUL CEREMONY DESUKAWAIIIIIII POWAH
*envolves*
( moohalaa, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Us strictly roots

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

i and i be agreein, seen

( moohalaa, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

dem raaaaasss winston

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

HUN DAN ARNO!!!!!!!
Oh hang on, this one says "Made in China."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

heart attact time from your second wife
57
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Rising Damp?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

hmph

12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Fuck yeah

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

STOP GIVING OUT SHIT NUMBERS :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

this

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

YES!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Excellent
I hope Diversity win

YAY!
They really are very good.

Poor Susan Boyle.
( CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

I hope that popular one wins
Or something.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

GASP
Susan Boyle or Diversity to win?
( CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

I'm rooting for Ethnic Cleansing.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I hope so.
Who the fuck is Julian Smith?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

me too
i like the little sideshow bob motherfucker
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

yeah
He's probably a right cunt though.
( CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

well he sure ent no vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Because Vin Diesel is BALD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

All I know is
never bet on the white guy.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I agree
I was a bigger fan of Flawless up to this evening, but Diversity just opened up a box, reached right down inside, pulled out a whole handful of magic, stood up and danced like their lives depended on it. The guy who choreographed it is very very talented.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

They are fucking good
The only other act that stopped me in my tracks was that chap with a soprano voice, but he fucked up the semi final.
( CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I'm gutted for Holly.
Thank fuck Shrek didn't win though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

clickerty clicks, lol popular page
66
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Dang

12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

This is turning out to be a terrible card.
I think I peaked too soon.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

GET IN

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

So if I delete this thread
will that piss bingo people off?
( CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

not really, i will just re cap the numbers and people playing know the numbers posted

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Oh Viennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Oh Walls
na ett
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

I haven't had it in years
or the ice cream hoho
( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

You got your wish.
They were excellent this evening - brilliant.
( FoldsFive, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

They were!
I glad Susan Boyle didn't win. She looked like an evil troll.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

oh FF
surely you didn't stoop down to this quagmire of banality?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

*Sigh*
Am I the only person who really knows what this TV show is?
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

if you'd named yourself after a Nick Drake album
you'd have got a lot more respect from me, you insipid little prick
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

And.....
I'm supposed to care about this?
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

do what you like, cockweasel

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

I love you

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

DO NOT QUESTION THE MACHINE.
*pistol whip*
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hmm
yet another pile of Saturday night shite?

/never watched it
( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

While I'm not a big fan of the music competitions
this one has enough variety in it to keep me watching.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

yes
do enlighten us ignoramuses
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

is it about bingo? i hope it's about bingo

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

i expect it's about hot celeb tarpaulin

( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

celeb dyslexic

BOING!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

if it was about carp hauling i'd like that too
but i'm all bingo now
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Oh dear....
Don't knock the BGT eh? I best leave well alone actually.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

No. No one gives a fuck here.
They're just reacting to the way you're talking.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I would actually like to know what the program is all about now.

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Not telling
you shall have to Google it.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Why are you bringing well into this?
He's not even online.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

no, i'm not watching it
your smugness just blew a fuse somewhere
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Ok, I'll go.
No skin off my nose.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

*sigh*
nob head.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I wish I knew more about popular TV shows.
My life seems so empty at the moment. I'm clearly some kind of philistine.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

This is a test.

( WormuIus, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Fuck it, pub time.
I don't have a ticket.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Neither do I.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Can I come to the pub with you?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

pity reply?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

i need to see if someone calls on 20......
edit///////// divorced with 3 kids bubbly and fat and needy, four-oh

40
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Nowt from me, yet.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

spill it
whos got a line
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Not you, you bingo loser.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

i got smallprint

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

nobody yet, games in play still
i'm not delving
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I only have 4
I think this game should run over many hours
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Not me

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Three on three different lines.
Surely that's worthy of a prize?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I reckon you're cheating.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

NO NEED FOR ACCUSATIONS!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

yer.
what's with the fucking winning streak eh?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'm a lucky lucky lad.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

happy days!

12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'm helping my boyfriend tidy his bedroom
Fag break. We're gonna plan BUSINESS soon
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Sexy business?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

No, actual tax-man, trading standards-regulated business

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

That's shit
Needs more "Strip-Accounting".
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Nah
The pinstripes are tucked away for when I lose my weight again
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I have just had a bottle of a German beer
called Paulaner Salvator and, frankly, i'm swaying.
It's really strong!

What is the strongest beer you'vew had?
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

*bells rings*
STEWARDS ENQUIRY
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I'll fight you for top thread. Or something.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

it's not playing bingo

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

some Trappist ones, maybe the Chimay ones, Leffe Triple
and lovely Tennents
( moohalaa, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I prefer Omegang to Chimay

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Lovley?
Dear god...
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I'd even chill it in the fridge and pour it into a glass
student alcoholic sophistication darling
( moohalaa, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Beer with rye in it

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

NUMBER US UP PLEASE!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Bass shandy.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

woah steady on there

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

Gold Label
I got utterly bladdered on a few of those whilst working at Threshers
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Geoff Capes Strong Beer
fermented from the sweat wrung from geoff cape's leotard
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Paulaner is really nice
Especially when sat in Steine's in Richmond, with a platter of mash, sauerkraut and various pieces of meat.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I have tried all the Paulaners now
except for Oktoberfest. Some I had to pour away, and some i'd really chose to drink. The Urtyp is the best.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Geoff Capes' Old Squat-Thrusty

( scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

shit, that's better

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

e i
( scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

a blind duck or summat, i dont know
20
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh, you bastard :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Gettin' plenty
Something most of here wouldn't know about
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

About five miles from the pub that does bread pudding ice cream
is a Belgian pub that brews its own 13% stuff.

But 10% STRONG is the tramp fuel, and 7.6% is fairly common over here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Poland, if I remember right?
Okocim Palone is my favourite Polish beer now.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

told you it was alright
(Palone means roasted)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

'sweet enough for girls' is how my friend decribed it.
I will need to try and get more.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Warka Strong is sweet enough for girls too
but the normal method over here is just to put some raspberry syrup into whatever it is you're drinking.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

I am very much enjoying the argentinian beer i bought earlier, 4.9%
Quilmes
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Tennant's Super
Fucking hell it was awful stuff.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

we sell loads of that
utter tramp juice
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Pure chemicals
with beer flavouring.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

It was so strong
I never got far enough to read the label.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

LCL Super
Woke up with two cans one morning. No idea where I got it from, and eventually decided to drink it. Not pleasant.
( CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Sounds like a chemical

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Probably still Kestrel Super Strength or Carlsberg Special Brew.
Not sure which is stronger.
( nick the greek, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Alright, here's a purely hypothetical issue
did you cry when Aeris died?
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Yes,
It was horrible what they did with that anvil.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

I've got a lolly that is also a whistle
beat that
( moohalaa, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

is this a trick to weed out the geeks?
no i hated the whore
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

What the fuck are you talking about?

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Who?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

I was slightly irritated at the time I wasted on her xp and equipment

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

all the 7's if by all the 7's you mean 2, which i do in this case, no offence
77


and i'm watching, don't be dull on purpose...
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Damnit

12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Worth a try.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I thought it raised an interesting moral question about loss and mourning in the video gaming medium

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

see i could check all the tickets and numbers and know who would get the line first, but that would be wrong
this is a clean game
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

08 12 44 70 84
25 31 48 52 79
01 38 47 62 76
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BALD DIESEL IS THIS?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I never got far enough through it.

( FoldsFive, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I have no idea who Aeris is.
Sounds like a Final Fantasy character.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I was just thinking that.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm hoping he means Artax
or whatever that cunt horse was called
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Littlefoot's mum dying

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

oh god I watched that on youtube the other week
:'(
( moohalaa, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

No, but I was a bit gutted
especially has I'd spent loads on her materia and weaponry

Still love that game actually, can't believe it's nearly 13 years old

/and I don't care if this does make me geekier than a trainspotting convention, I liked that game
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

¿Qué?

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

probably. i was very very drunk.
who?
( scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

yeah
RIP Little mermaid.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Alright, here's a purely hypothetical issue
How much of your sex life do you tell your mates about? How reticent are you to discuss the ins and outs of your ins and outs? Are you shy because you'd like to defend the privacy and honour of your partner, or is it because you're fat virgin? Or do you spill the beans like a massive gloater because you want everyone to know you got your nuts wet, pthht pthht pthhht pthhht pthht pthhht.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

i tell them fuck all
the nosy cunts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

If I do something worth bragging about I'll tell them
or if I need some advice.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Advice on how to do sex?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

There's always new things to learn
and occasionally troubleshooting issues.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Literally - trouble shooting?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Excuse me
trouble aiming
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

and by troubleshooting
you mean you're firing blanks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

There's a big line to be drawn though - we talk about sex and such occasionally, but nobody ever goes into deep description about their sex lives.
I think it'd be creepy, I dont think my friends are desperate to be alpha males or are secretly gay. The most graphic thing is probably about shagging each other mums, but thats mostly satirical.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Nah, I don't tell anyone much.
Depends who it is.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

No, we don't talk about it
And I think the guy at work is one of them homosexuals as well so it's not as though we could compare holes or something.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Just bits here and there.
No sordid details really.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Ive heard about the teenage girls that lay bloody and ruined outside your house

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

heard sniffed
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I see no need to share my sex life, I'll hint at things but rarely make direct statements
Seems the best thing to do, especially with a pre-teen son who won't want to hear about his parents in that regard.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Start using code-words.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

A friend cottoned on when syz used to pop home for "lunch"
This was years ago though.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

and he still hasn't returned from 'lunch'?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Erm, I mean, I've been married years and years, what sex life? Clearly ;)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I've never been one to chat to mates about my sex life
not really an issue nowadays as all that squelchy malarky seems to be long gone.
( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I have all the intimate details of my sex life printed on the back of business cards.
I hand them out to women in the hopes that one of them is actually after someone with a body odour problem and a tiny cock.

*sniff* :(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

what mates?

( scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

your still getting a number
two and five, 25
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Sweet

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

oh you vicious cunt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

time is of the issue here, full house can take 75 called numbers, i'm on 8

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Nothing this time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

:(

12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I tell them everytime I wank

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I tend not to talk about it with my mates much.
They tend to remember stories I tell and bring them up at later dates which can result in bad things.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Well, I don't say much. Mainly because it's between me and him
If something really funny happened, I'll normally laugh about it to my sister.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

This bingo is actually the highlight of my week.
How sad. What has been the highlight of your week?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

stop rigging the bingo with deliberately shit freds

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

:(((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

you will get told now

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I wasn't, HA.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

you best change your KNOWINGness then smart bollocks
www.b3ta.com/talk/6186391
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

I was just agreeing that it was dull:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

steady now, part of the aim of this game is to win the bingo and stop dullness
i'm watching
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'm wondering if this could be adapted to Facebook, and how long it would take someone to throw a strop about it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Pretty much the same here
the other highlight was going to the shops earlier without my stomach exploding everywhere
( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

Ugh, did you have a bug or food poisoning?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Dunno
the doctors all talk a funny language round here. Had it for 3 weeks though, not been much fun.
( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

:(((
Have you lost loads of weight?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

My t-shirts are definitely a bit roomier, yeah
I didn't eat for the first 10 days
( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

hahah
you're so shit even your own shit doesn't want to hang around with you.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

You wouldn't believe the speed it was going to get away from me

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Not killing anybody at work today.
/duty Shipman
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

Well done.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I hade a tandoori chicken pitta for lunch
it was made with some kind of bizarre chipped chicken mince in mayonaise that had faintly seen a jar of curry
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

lovely, lovely jailbait, 12, walking home from school, on her own, 12

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Oh fucking hell.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

you never even gazzed for a ticket don't moan, smashing

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Is this an actual bingo number?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

yes, i will try my best to be a good bingo caller, but i struggle

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Just wondering, cool, good times.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

:(

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Bugger.
Well, maybe the next number will fetch better luck.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

You're thinking of the one from 2 Grand from Britain's Got Talent aren't you?

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Haha
Finally got a number
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

YES!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

susan boyle

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Seeing Derren Brown's stage show
Probably the highlight of the last 2 or 3 months to be honest. I'd been looking forward to it since last year, now I haven't got anything till late July to really set my sights on.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

EDIT: Cheers folks, you've all been great.
Really.
I mean this.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I really respect your mum and she has beautiful sparkling eyes.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

That's very helpful.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I don't even know what Ubuntu is, so I would have been even less helpful if I'd attempted the first question.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

It probably stands for something, but it's a form of Linux.
Time was this place would be full of people who'd understand.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

You would expect saturday night on the internet to be that time.

( nick the greek, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

i'm really not interested unless your mum is vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

She sounds like him but has better hair.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

unacceptable

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

your 5th number
a duck and a bum, 2 and 3, 23



/recap 80, 32, 31, 4,
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Oh, yes!
It's all going well, now.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

bingo is a cruel mistress but can delight when it's unexpected

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

youre full of shit i bet you ent got ONE number
poker face my arse
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

do you need a poker face for bingo
i bounce up and down clapping like a mong
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

like fuck you do
youre always sitting at the back at the bar. banished for being naughty and disruptive
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

can't help it, the booze is cheap and someone always says six and nine

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

you child

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

*Vin Diesel insult*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

i hope hes reading this

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

LOLBALD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Mong Bingo?
"Sitting in poo, 42"
"Vegetative state, 88"
"Licking the windows, 12"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Do you mean Ubuntu?
If so, I understand some things but don't actively use it at the moment.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Thanks magnum

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Stuff it up your arse

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Your mum has a donkey face
And an arse like two pandas wrestling in a sack of UGLY.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

This is a sad but true situation.
Would you like to contribute to a charity that's trying to CURE this?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Meh, gaz me, I'll do what I can to answer them.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Answer every question with
"I DUNNO LOL!!"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Err..... I'm pretty certain there is a free forum
that all Ubunta idiots can use.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Some day I shall seek it out.
And be crowned KING of the idiots.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

are you another one of these women i've been hearing about that doesn't like bingo?

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I've not been on here today, and I'm not sorry. Look at this place, it's a complete disgrace.
Seriously now, it's so bad you've got Mongy doing bingo and everything. You people should be ashamed.

Do you get to call house for four corners?
( Druid, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

i'd like to post a disparaging reply here but it'd only upset you again

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

no, we are looking for one line and then staight on to the full house, great times

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

I don't want to spoil things by starting late. This all sounds like a 'lotto' fun! haha

( Druid, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

we've only had 4 numbers
top prizes
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

My eyes are well down.

( Druid, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

you have to gaz for a ticket or else i could get done, possibly, i'm taking no chances, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Sadly I don't think I'll be here long enough for a chance to win.
Best of luck to everyone else though. What's the star prize?
( Druid, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

dunno yet, i'll dig something out or buy something
planning is not my strong point
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

it's jealousy, that's what it is
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

i thought bingo could bring us all together, online, sadtimes

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Lines are now open.
Don't call after 2145 as your vote won't count and you may still be charged innit
( Druid, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Needs more Ant & Dec

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

I think its a good idea & I for one applaud our bingo host.

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

the thing is that must be took into account it is both lol B4sh night and telly night, some are doing neither, bingo we can all do
except me, my family or and employees of mongychops bingo
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I've changed my mind
Diversity are better than Flawless.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

I think there has been some sun

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I was in it a bit ago, bringing the washing in.
It's hot in the sun. If you want cool, the shade is the place to go. Remember that.
( Druid, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'm noting this down
what if I want to be wet?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

christ
is this the best you can do?

turn your computers off and go outside for a bit
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

no u

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

your third number, props to the gillgly wiggly
3 and 1, up your bum, 31


/ to recap, 80, 32, 31
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

i've been outside all fucking day
what are you, the fucking internet police?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I'm trying to tan my gonads in the garden but the neighbours keep giving my funny looks

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Ssssshhhhhh! Susan Boyle's coming on!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

on

/easy strikethrough time
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'll mute it and have a quick wank.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

BINGO
STARTING SOON, TICKETS STILL LEFT, GAZ QUICKLY
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I accidentally mentioned JMG at this bash. It's all over, time to go home.

( SuperMatt, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

It was so hot today I think my undercrackers have welded to my arse

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

not long now ladies and gents, soon be eyes down look in
we are playing for the one line prize to start off with, you have only minutes to join if you want to so gaz for a ticket and the best of luck to all players, great times
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

are you as bad as this in real life?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Having been to see 'Drag Me To Hell' today at the cinema
I can officially say i enjoyed it very much, you may also enjoy it.

4/5 pies
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

what's so good about it?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

He's managed to make a movie that will make you jump, despite most of the time being fully aware he's going to make you jump
The sound is used very well for this.

Also, lots of evil dead projectile vomiting type things.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

In other news:
www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=10689
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

is it really gory?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

has it got vin diesel in it?
i'm really not interested unless it has vin diesel in it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

It has vin diesel in it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

never made a shit film in his life apparently

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

he's made some fairly shit games

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

only the ones where he's wearing a hat

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

he's never worn a hat

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Apart from all those terrible, terrible films.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

shut up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Bully :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

fin diesel

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

barbels streisland

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I ALSO LIKE FILMS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TELEVISION?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

ACCEPTABLE TELEVISION IS GENERALLY ACCEPTABLE
SHIT TELEVISION IS SHIT AND IS OFTEN REPLACED WITH INTERNET AND/OR SQUARE DANCING.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

UNLESS THEY ARE SHIT

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Does anyone know
where I can get a font similar to this?

I've seen lots of word art done with this kind of look, but I neeed a single letter in the style (pretty quickly) and can't for the life of me find it as a font. :(

If this doesn't interest you, what's your favourite genital-based insult?
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

COCK

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

i suppose you've tried the visiting link on the image?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I have indeed

( thiswasmyclone, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

oh, well that's all the help i'm willing to offer i'm afraid

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

did you try the internet?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

The internet is a splendid resource for naked boobs

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'm afraid the closest I can see is this and it's not particularly close, sorry.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

as a women do you like bingo? online? starting after 8?

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

Good grief, no
sorry and all that but it's not my bag at all. :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

jesus
but you're a woman! you must like soaps and baths with smelly shit in and bingo and that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

i'm confused

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

I'm a failure to womankind, I might as well hang up my womb

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:52, archived)