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Vimto. As we all know, it's a top drink.
But in the non-alcoholic world, what are the internet's current #1?
As we spoke, I'm on the Pepsi Max tonight.
My current choice of all the Pepsi options.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
Had a Sprite earlier.
Sprite for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
Is it really any different to 7Up?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
More bubbles per square inch apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
which one had the gremlin advert, I prefer that one

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
Who the fuck is glued eel?
Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
I'm you when your back is turned

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
HELO SEXY

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
+up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
Lilt is superior to both
I actually have no idea if they still make that.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
I quite like Vimto
I found a supermarket near me that sells it. Score!

*edit* but really, my soft drink heart belongs to Cream Soda.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
Excellent find!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
doctor pepper
fake cherry vanilla goodness
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
I also like Dr Pepper
and root beer
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
rootbeer's always good.
perhaps it's a sweetness factor?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
Nudge
wink
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
I'll nudge YOUR wink in a minute
evening matey
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
Dr Pepper
AKA "Liquid Birthday Cake"

Goes down well with JD & ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
Orange Squash.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
IRN BRU OR DEATH

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
I just topped up the Pimm's, JMG
GOOD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
i'm so happy someone won the bingo i'm going to bed
i thank you all, this was proper smashing forum banter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
Good times
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
Night

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
It was a wonderful night.
Cheers, mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Cheers, gnight fella

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
I missed it mongy.
Will there be more when you next have the kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
yep, two weeks time i think
b3ta/bingo is a great thing/ or not/ no offence/ great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
I thought there was a full house to be had? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
Fuck off
I hope you die.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
I only like vimto if it's the fizzy stuff
My soft drink of choice is normally diet coke (none of that pepsi shite) or pineapple and soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
I was a fan of Mr. Pibb, while I was on holiday in America.
Failing that, I do like lemon Fanta.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Morrisons' cherryade.
I also like the fact they have a drink called Dr. Pop. Guess what that's a rip-off of?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
are they the ones that a released a copy of Cillit Bang, called "Kaboom"

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
Needs more Barry Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
Fanta

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
That's Hitler's pop, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
Hitler drinks Smartprice Cola
The quick caffeine boost for doleites.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
No, really. Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany,
because they couldn't import Coke and other popular drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
I DON'T CARE
I AM MAKING FUN OF DOLE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Pop

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Cherry Coke or the purple J20

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
Council pop

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
dull thread bingo has it's first winner, well done to vlad, well played
great times and a top prize will wing it's way to you, i'm excited for you and everyone, nice one, great times

2 weeks time bingo will kick off again, this is smashing

i love you all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
I HATE YOUR MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Well done that man.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Next time can we rig it so GMoS wins without even participating?
Just for the resultant fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Awwwwww:(((((((
Thank you Mongy, it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
I would have won if I got a couple more numbers and a number sheet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Can i have a prize?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Love you too sexy bum
/ac apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
You've completely torpedoed my thread about whether the bingo had been won.
I take great offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Good bingo times, thankyou host.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Cheers dude, good bingo, sweet

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
What's the prize?

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
This night featured both ups and downs.
It was very well done, and I appreciate the time it took you to put it together.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
So has anyone won the bingo?
I just broke the halfway mark on the top 250 films, watching M. It's a very good film, and not about what I thought it was going to be about. Decades ahead of its time, that was.
I would ask a serious question about films but you're all probably drunk or on loldrugs, you crazy kids.

Are you sober?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
*pity reply*
I am sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
Thanks.
It's all very mad tonight. I just read the mental woman thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
I've been drink, drug & cigarette free for 3 weeks now
fuck me it's dull
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
haha bad luck loser!
i've got loads of booze and i'm drinking it all right now.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
If it's any consolation, I am too.
I accept that this is probably making things worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
how are things?
i'm not going to be able to get to spain for a while yet. moving house in a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
I am.
I've just watched The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie. It was a bit odd. Some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
I'll reply, too.
I'm worth like, six replies.
I'm JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
I still think you should come to Coventry next season.
There will be good banter. Great times.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
There was a MOIDER near us today
Which one of you did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
The fat one

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
Is he/she wearing a scarf?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
he/she is a black, one-armed Geordie

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
Guess Who has changed:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
You'd never win.
What with you having the Geordie on block to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
You should see 'Black Monopoly'
Every square says 'Go to Jail'.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Can you buy KFC?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Only if you pass 'Go' and steal £200

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
ABERDEEN. Radiant.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
Oooh is that why the road was closed?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
ABERDEEN. One Road.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Yes
the was a horrible MOIDER

a stabbing, of course. I was interrogating the woman in the corner shop at the bottom of crown street earlier. She seemed to know more than she was letting on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
You should've kicked her cunt in

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
I tied her to the cigarette display and invited local children to penetrate her.
I left it up to them to choose what with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
Can we just pretend I said a famous fat detective here in caps?
My mind's gone blank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
The fat one from Daziel and Pascoe?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Didn't watch it.
He'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
Exciting
There was lots of police about when I walked past it earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
There were some hot lady coppers
I still think that ive yet to see an ugly female cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
They keep them hidden away

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
LOLTHREAD

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
LOL ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
ROFL

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
HAHA!
I laughed out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
LMAO

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
LOL
lol yr mum
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
ROTFLMAO

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
this is why, in some small way, we are not as bad as /board
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Of3brj715o



(look at this fucking guy - seriously, what an absolute fucking mess of a person - the shoes, the look ewww)
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
Alreet dude?
Hows stuff and ting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
ting?! is you avin a sket blad?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
Brrp brrrp

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
MI SPIK DA PATWA MAN
I've been doing very sickrik style things - what about you?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
oh for fuck sake, /talk is dullard.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
In all fairness.
I really did make /board better yesterday by initiating GMoS Friday.
It's usually a case of where I am, is better.

/talk was in ruins while I was away.
Big fat ruins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
hahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
Rearrange these words
it cock RIGHT shove your up
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
I certainly wouldn't want to shove any cocks up my RIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Now that I have scored a line I don't need to stay up any longer, bye-bye bingo friends, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
Well played, great bingo, now fuck off, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
Gloating bastard.
4 hours for THIS?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
WE STILL HAVE A FULL HOUSE TO COME NEXT

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
It'll be Cock Tuesday by the time we're done./

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
Not at this rate of shitness

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
Goodnight,

Captain Cheating Bastard. Who is a cheating bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
where, i can't see it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
More importantly
Has ww eaten Becky at the bash yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
i see it
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
NUMBERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
dude
someone fancies you b3ta.com/talk/6187006 to the pandertron!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
Me.
In and out the shower.
Progress report, b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
Best stay INDOORS!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
I KNOW!
I'm still going through both Pimm's and beer, JMG. Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
Hit the cider for the threesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
No cider :(
I may have to hit the Bitter instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
I personally don't drink at home. Very rarely.
Alcohol that is.
Tonight I am with Pepsi Max.


My advice to the the rest of the internet is to try and be better at things.
Each day try and be a bit better at the nicer things in life.
Such as. Going outside, feeding the ducks. Attacking local ugly people.
Anything that gets your heart going a bit, that isn't related to a scathing remark made on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
Actually, I now no longer have a job and think I should go out and do something productive with my time. Suggestions JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
Punch disabled kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
Run a bank. Run a mile! Always face the crowd with a smile.
Never let the darker days get you down. There's always happiness to be found the following day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
Or punch disabled kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
*fist pump*
*bows to cheering spectators*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
I was drinking Pepsi Max during the FOOTBALL, JMG.
I am now drowning my sorrows due to the actions of the dirty Cockney gang.

Big Dunc wouldn't have stood for Drogba's antics.

YOU'D KNOW. We sold him to you by accident, once.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
He once beat up two Roma defenders.
Happy times.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
He also smashed a burglar in the face and went to prison
THAT'S A PROPER STRIKER, THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
PLAY ON!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
*forearm smash*
*mocks injured stewards*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
What's happened to the Yak? How injured is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
He'll be back for next season
Not sure if this was good or bad. His penalty against Pompey was almost as bad as Berbatov's.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
Ignore the beer

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
I have one can left in the freezer
I'll be nicking Bitter soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
magpies
still owned by a total spacker
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

owned by a total +s
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
You now smell too nice to be on here.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
somebody in the house say yeah, i like that from the people up top, check this out4
47
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
This is the worst night of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Knobdribbles.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
You horrible bully.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
I AM STARTING TO DISLIKE YOU, MONGY :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
yeah
I have a line woohoo
Linego!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
NO, YOU CHEATING FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
are you BINGO!!!!!!!!
get you, i will check the book
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
no you haven't your looking for 55

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
I had a barbeque.
It was good and gristle-free.

Outdoors, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Watched scary Japanese film Dark Water.
Now lightening the tone with Dumb and Dumber onna telly. Haven't seen this film in years but still seem to be able to quote half the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
What channel is it on?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
comedy central.
been on a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
Hurray for Comedy Central +1
If that exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
It does, but we don't pay richard branson enough money per month to have that one.

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
Good night all you lovely people
including all the lovely people who pretend to be mean.

May the sun shine on your Sunday but not wake you up too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
Night night Fluzzy
Sleep well :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
I would like a nice rainy morning, then sunshine later on.
Night Night Fluzzles.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
Night night
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
thank you :)
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
BYE SEXYPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
Night gorgeous.
I'm in bed just going over today's revision again to make absolutely sure that I dream of it.

I would like nonstop rain until 12h30 on Tuesday then glorious sunshine until I have to do something boring, then rain again so I actually do it.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
What's the next exam?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
My last ever one. (Well, until I do my masters).
French Renaissance Literature.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
Gawd blimey!
Good luck with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
I want to learn Russian one day
So I can read Crime & Punishment in the original text.

Also, I would like to converse with Russians about LOLSNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
I've never fancied Russian.
I'd quite like to do Arabic next.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
I read that as 'Autistic' for some reason
I like the idea of Russian as it's FUCKING obscure yet used my millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
Gnight

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
guess what daddy's bringin home for supper? nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat muthafucka, and...
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
Fuckin' aye.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
Now I know you're taking the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
I hope you wake up early.
Then realise that it's Sunday, and you can go back to sleep.

That's a wonderful feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
nite
I'll be up early cos i'm going sea kayaking; sunshine for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
sickrik
I'm sure on some level he's a decent guy.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
Hurray, new numbers!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
I was just reading your internet-spack on the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
yes, well
we're all entitled to a little, ahem, "internet spack" every once in a while, what what.

Brandies all round I say.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
Who gives a shit?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
calm yourself
Can't we all just get along.

we could make friends forever collages
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
I'm sure his mummy loves him.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
by the by
I've heard his mummy loves a lot of people :-P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
I doubt it.
He pretends that he puts his penis in people.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
so do i
is that wrong then?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
Hush your mouth, pensioner.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
well
I suppose this is rather repellent, but somewhat better than truly wandering up to some hapless chap and actually sodomising them. Or the same for women. But I generalise people who are terribly vocal about their penises as being somewhat on the flamboyant side.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
I mention my penis in my sig, I'm deffo flamboyant.
I've got cuffs like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

And I like you all the more for it, dear man!

Hooray, I feel a lifelong friendship blossoming, do you feel it too??
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
Everytime I get close to someone they dissapear :(

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
I am going nowhere chuck!
My presence is irritating to certain persons, and so I am obliged of course, by my stubborn nature to stay. and continue talking utter bollocks to be a nuisance!

I could murder a babybel. But there are none in the fridge. Life plummets when you least expect it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
bingo lingo, forum banter lets all trot off at a canter
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
:((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
Shitbollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
Yay....that's two lines with two on...

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
I HATE YOU AND YOUR MUM BECAUSE OF THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
FUCKING YES!
These are the sort of numbers we are after.


Edit: 1000 posts. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
you!
have a way with words, I thoroughly enjoyed that little poetic line of pure gold :-)
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
Uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
Fucking hell:
www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2456549/Pythons-invade-Everglades
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
this is most irregular
a divide by zero error may occur
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
Should I buy Newcastle United?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
We have a WOBBLER in our midst, Jammy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I can only HELP the situation.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
You should GAZ them and post the LOLHILARITY here

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6186645
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
I can only imagine I'll be able to solve this through my deep CARING and BULLYING.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
YOU GO, GIRL!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Apparently she/he is 'bored of responding to me'
Does this mean I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
That's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
You know it makes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Red. As a friend and trusted companion.
I'd like you to join me in a swift, yet powerful takeover at the club.
I trust you'll pack your best wrestling suit and meet me for discussions and sandwiches at some point in the near future.
No fat birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Excellent.
In fact, I've just bought a new suit today.
It's a smashing light grey number.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
go for it
i was just going to ask if you'd heard ashley's trying to sell
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
What an absolutely WONDERFUL businessman.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
yes, quite.
sell when it's at its lowest possible value. i can see his logic. impeccable.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
just gazzed you
a wire story on him from the sunday times...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
I feel this is my best time to put up the cash, and ROMP to the top table of European Football.
Then pick a fight with one of those chubby Spanish owners.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

damnit Jammie, are you in on this?? I bet you're trying to do a line
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I can't deny no confirm ANYTHING said on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
I hope we (Everton) don't end up signing Owen
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I defended your lot in the pub today.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Gah! If only Howard shuffled his feet a bit more to the right! :(
Silly Lampard - I wish he played like that for England.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
An annoying Chelsea fan was going on about how you had no right to be in the final.
I set him straight with VOLUME.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Just mention something about Barcelona

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
When 4 minutes of extra time, the same plank loudly bellowed
"It's all a fucking fix. This is Barcelona again."
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
Needs more Drogba being a cunt
Oh, wait, that's there anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
It needed more "him being punched"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
Big Dunc wouldn't have taken his sort of antics
The result would remain the same, but with more headbutts.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
His contract's up in about 4 weeks?
Or is it three days. I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
For £110,000 a week you'd better hope it's tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
They couldn't do much worse right now.
HA HA HOOO ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
How much would you offer?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
they know what they are doing, dressing like that
14
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN
12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Aw, poor Erasty:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
ARGGHH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
At last!
Only 3 more for a line....
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I am ONE OFF A LINE on TWO LINES
I am doing this face
EDIT dunno why not working, here
www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNS/UNS007/u16800488.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
a 404
this man is serious
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
I NO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Fuckbeans

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
People need to post more
come on dull thread rush
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Yep.
Offer two bags of crisps and a flake.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Is that your going rate?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
Nope.
I'm off crisps and choc.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
Oooh, this is cool:
dornob.com/faceless-wristwatch-blends-geek-innovation-style/
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
Yo yo
I spent a lot of today in the park drinking cider, then I was made to watch Britain's Got Talent. I feel dirty.

How is your bingo going?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Not very well.
I'm still stuck with three numbers on three lines after three hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Aww

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
I cut myself, need to get more sex, and my mother likes being raped up the arse.
I've learned a lot about myself here tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
I see
Who alerted you to this information?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
cellar_door.
She's very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Haha
Who is she and what got up her butt?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Oh she asked for a torrent, and was told to fuck off, she got upset, the usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
I got upset?
mmmkay
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
Hurray!
Successful baiting!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
excellent work there

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
lol
you're precious!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I thought you composed yourself quite eloquently.
I like how your new profile picture shows your chest. If this was done to convince everyone that you are a genuine female, it hasn't worked.

Let's get married.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
why on earth
are you checking my profile for changes

sad sad little man
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
The minute I mentioned your profile,
you clicked back on mine. Admit it.

You're not a regular, so the only reason you are still here is to further this arguement.

Now, about our wedding...
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
haven't looked
since I made my first judgement

I'm already betrothed. to a knight.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
i appreciate that you're just feeling a little defensive
but this really is a no-win situation, i advocate ducking out now. and possibly posting a thread about how sickrik is shit

my consulting fee is £3.10 per post. if you do post a thread about sickrik, you'd better have the money ready
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
Sorry, dear fellow
advocacy not needed.

far too much fun winding up squares.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
jolly good then
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

*waves handkerchief*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
*slowly masturbates carnation*

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
I don't know.
I think c_d has probably been the highlight of my /talk evening. And if we were to get out JMG's patented UPSET-O-METER I don't reckon the Wobbletron Indicator would find much to go against her.

It's all been great forum banter as far as I'm concerned.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
the clique

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
RARR FEAR MY CLIQUE!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
i fear no cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
YOU WILL FEAR MY CLIQUE
OR I WILL BE MEAN TO YOU ONLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
I'm sure I speak for the nation when I say
giant "who cares".
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I wasn't talking to you, you spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
nope
technically you were talking to nobody

as nobody gives but a turd in the world as to what you have to say.

apart from your little friends, who collectively probably look like a poster for a clean teen club.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Haha, and there we have it,
the clique accusation.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
clique accusation
hardly an accusation is it, pointing out that the only people who seem to be arsed about what you say are the ones who generally join in any discussion as long as its one where you all try, and fail to irritate members of the general public.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
You're not even making any sense now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
no that's not it
you're just too deliriously lonely in your sad little flat in the back arse of nowhere to understand english words.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
Hahahahaha, yeah, that's it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Now does seem to imply she was making sense in the first place

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
Yeah, that's a good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
oh look!
another friend jumping on the bandwagon.

Misery does love company.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
Yeah, it's not that you're shit or anything.
I'd hardly call myself and PIckle friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
And yet we are so clearly ganging up on her...!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
Obviously.
Let's use our secret clique language.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
I'm surprised it took so long.
We are but a step away from her actually blaming JMG for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
Pfft
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

thank you sir
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
It's nice to see some new people around here
Every so often it reminds us that we arent the creme de la creme and beyond reproach.

Tell us more about yourself! *goes off to find corkscew*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
ah no
when I pop in to have a look there's normally plenty of evidence that you are the creme de la creme! tis a good board.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
So why are you spending so much time grumping?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Well we do have our good and bad
Right, i think its time to go trawl sky for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
or maybe go for a walk
it might do you some good, getting some fresh air, instead of the stale vapours that have been through a computer fan a hundred times
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
You're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

clever manly
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
My old band were called Cellar Door.
The name was done without consulting me. We were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
My old band were called 'Kings of the Infidels'
I had no say in this.

Apparently it's a phrase used by Bin Laden in one of the early home movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
I remember that one
it was where the dog pushed the toddler over into the paddling pool, and the bride fell over on the dancefloor, lol
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
it's a reference to that pretentious film with Jake Gillenhall isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
Yes.
I hate that film and hates the name. and I hated the singer.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
I could have told you all that for nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
:((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
What cider?
I have 3 numbers on one line. It's frightfully exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
Strongbow
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Strongbow ain't bad at all on draught.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
I was in a park...
It was all about the cans.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
There's a pub where I used to live in Alcester
that poured a really nice pint of it. I could never quite work out why no other pubs could get it as nice as that place.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
Irish Bulmers (Magners here) is LOVELY on tap,
fucking hard to get hold of, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
Strongbow is lovely when it's ice cold

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
Nothing wrong with strongbow in the park
& anyone who says otherwise is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
died and in heaven
87

sorry for u r lots
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
your not my real dad
12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
This game is shit when you call out the wrong numbers.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
Cuntburgers.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
she's gone now
I spent 90 hours in someone's company and didn't get bored or sick of them at all and it was reciprocated.

I am so lonely now it hurts

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
You just have to look at the username and know that Mongy will put a number up.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Fuck off and annoy a doctor with this boring malady.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
5 days and counting
Bit ill really
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
UP YOUR COCK
UP YOUR COCK
UP YOUR COCK
UP YOUR COCK
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
it's called
Stockholm's Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
she can't stay forever you know, she has to get home to cook your dad's tea

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
lol you're orange

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
a whole 90 hours eh
steady on
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
that's like
180 you've been frameds

+ ads
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
i can only dream of such things

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
I'M CERTAINLY NOT ORANGE ROFL

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
a lovely size for a double d cup size
36
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
i'm going to hunt you down
12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
haha my first number
AND my size
coincidence...?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Vin Diesel has cockAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Ronery
I'm so ronery.

So ronery and sadry arone.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
JMG!
Set your fatty phasers to UPSET!
How's the blimpternet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Going to bed, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Fair well, good MoT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
B I N G O

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
*Punches the caller*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
JMG WIN!
There'll be NO payouts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
how dare you, fucking mackam

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
*The JMG Salsa!*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
*The Nickalollyoff Waltz*
*Tumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
JMG.
Apart from saving the internet and loving the football, what do you do for fun?

Yours,

jenpots
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
This and that.
I was recently asked to join three football teams within a week.
I'm thinking I should go to the HIGHEST BIDDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
this and that?
.....ok, I've decided you're a lumberjack. I think the world needs more lumberjacks.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
BINGOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
I think the little spastic who posted before you might be building up for a flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Yep, I think so.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
You would say that, 'Esme'.


Srsly, WTF lol.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Yeah, WHATEVER,
'Jack'.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Systems operating to within 72%, JMG.
Respiration: normal.
Heart rate: 78bpm.
Beer: lots.
MOJO: OFF THE SCALE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
BOOYAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Repetitive, etc.
NUMBERS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
three score years and fifthteen leads to demetia, and shitting yourself
75
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
SILLY MONGY
THAT'S NOT ONE OF MY NUMBERS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

6 21 31 68 82
9 28 44 60 73
7 14 52 66 78
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
THESE ARE THE WRONG NUMBERS THAT YOU ARE TELLING US.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
hahaha
not so bertie big bollocks now eh
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
It's a rough patch.
I have faith that the next number is all mine.

Unless it's the number 5, which I noticed Easty has aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
i hate you SO MUCH
12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
By '75' do you mean '72'?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
oh man
I am one number off a line
this is fucking tense
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
i imagine SWEATING and SMASH CUTS

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
oooh, the prize is up for grabs, don't forget to call bingo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
I've been stuck on 3 for at least two hours now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
slightly leathered
totally untethered
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
Badly weathered

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
parrot-feathered

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
*takes of clothes*
altogethered
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
the grinning man
just decided i want to watch it

several months too late for it to be on iplayer, and its just not popular enough for it to be on youtube, and so on and so forth *whinge, moan, bitch*

that is all

unless anyone has a torrent link
in which case
:-D
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
NEW NUMBER PLEASE
This definitely qualifies.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
Also, take the apostrophe out of nazis, you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
the apostrophe stays
just because you don't like it

''Esme''

what the fuck
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
Retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
your mummy
doesn't love you but she loves arse rape
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Haha, yeah.
Aren't you edgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
like a knife
bitch
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
He's like TOTALLY rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
She, unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
that's what your daddy said
when you were born.

he normally only likes to touch little boys.

but he sighed, shrugged and said

ah, you'll do.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
WOW THAT'S TOTALLY ROFL
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
Haha, go play with your dollies.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
...looks like a long-haired Richard Hammond

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
well...
that rather begs the question what you must look like, no picture

hiding a fuck ugly mug methinks
;-)
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
Haha, come on now.
Tell us which regular you really are. This is too good to be real.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
50p says it is wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Either way, I'm feeding this troll

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Nah, she's been on before.
I think she's just shit at life.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
You won't win, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

ROFL

Wow, that's good. Well done, internet person. You're like SO telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Well, I am certainly TOLD, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
we're assuming
I reckon it's a he turned she *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
I honestly couldn't tell.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
well ''jackaction''
you look like that ginger prick who stars as ''the sherminator'' in american pie.

you know, the twat who never gets laid.

that must work well for you regarding the, er, laydeez

i reckon you'd welcome ''richard hammond'' or any other male with open arms, eh!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Which regular are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
your mum

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
My mum's dead

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
well
she was a beautiful lady
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
Actually, she's quite alive
You're tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
He's a lot better looking than you, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
awww esme
I'm upset now

I value your opinion, you've been like a sister to me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
Good, go cry in your room like a good girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
nah esme
we don't all cut ourselves like you.

notice how little I am on here compared to you

ask yourself which one probably has a better life, regarding this.

sweetie, a little sunlight and so on might make you a teeny, tiny bit less repulsive, and maybe even less belligerent

or actually getting laid would probably help

peace out
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

we don't all cut ourselves like you.

notice how little I am on here compared to you

ask yourself which one probably has a better life, regarding this.

sweetie, a little sunlight and so on might make you a teeny, tiny bit less repulsive, and maybe even less belligerent

or actually getting laid would probably help

peace out

BLAH BLAH EDGY MENTAL ROFL etc
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Pfffffft
Learn to type without a million line breaks, you might seem less retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
well while we're exchanging advice
go to bed, sleep, stop staying up all night typing insults to strangers

and touch yourself

get that frustration out.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Yes, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
errrrrr........
Didn't you start this off in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Yes, she did.
She's not very bright, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Yeah
It's starting to show.
Just repeating insults instead of creating interesting new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
have a little read back
answer your own question there, okay little rainbow poppet.

you could then hold your head up high and say ''I have learned the skill of independence.

you could print yourself off a certificate.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
Hahaah
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
this is so getting gaz'd to mike

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Aw hell yeah.
I forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
nah, can't be arsed
Esme is a IRL friend, so automatically she is better than you.
The End.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Also, we're getting dangerously close to accusations of cliquery here.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Hahahaha.
I love you. Please come back here soon.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
At least people don't confuse my gender.
And that's really all that's important in life.

cellar_door, OR SHOULD I SAY SMELLER_DOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
woah
now THAT was slick
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
p.s.
I lied
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

ied ook like a greasy 70's drag queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
minues the pink hair
but hey, even with that look I still probably get more action than you

probably because the internet/angry conversations/being worshipped by fellow penises of the internet isn't the be all and end all of my life

and telling people your mother has passed away

christ, get a shrink
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Hahahaahaha
This is classic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
christ
give up

seriously

die
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Could we continue this lively discussion a bit further up the board, please?
It's just that we are trying to have a game of bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
You're still shitter than me
And I would seriously question the mental state of any man willing to put their LOLSAUSAGE in your mangina.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
Ted, I'm hugely confused.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
hahahahaah
win!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
If you missed it on TV, go and buy it on fucking DVD you thieving prick.
*torrenting sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

sir, I dislike your tone
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
and I dislike yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
and i dislike your mums
she's a whore
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Great.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
but man is your dad good in bed
blah blah blah
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

www.mininova.org/tor/2139750
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
broadsword!
legend
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
You'll need to look at the comments to get the working trackers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
possibly the age i'd like to end this life at
46
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
:((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
grrr
12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
Arsecocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
Still on 2, here.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
Four numbers, here

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

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