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You know what, right
I could do with a cock in me right now. Any volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
This is a family website >:(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
I'm hoping to start one!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
what domain?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
I love you!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
+ physically

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Why not,
I'm a bit bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
It's not very entertaining

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
Dull sex.
That's a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
I'm looking for a foobar music player pluggin tat will play a track for a minute then change track.
I can't think what to search for though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
ah, g'wan then.
I'll give it a go.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
Christ, I've only been for a piss and already there's a queue

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
There's always a queue.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
a/s/l?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
I could do with a vagina in/on/round me as it happens
but the convenience of the arrangement wouldn't overcome your natural sense not to have anything at all to do with me

which is to be applauded as common sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I could make one from blu-tac if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
URGH. No. You repulse me.
God, what WERE you thinking?! :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
What is the point of the Off Topic board?
Over the past four hours, there's been about eight posts. They seem to spend most of their time either whinging about /talk, or using /talk memes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
eurgh, jesus,
i mean, your best chance is to turn a gay that much more gay that he goes full circle and is straight again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
how's it going SSG?
/progress report blog request?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
surviving!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
Oh boy am I glad that you're still alive.
Mykey was spreading vicious rumours the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
yeah, i'm not entirely happy about that.
i mean, i'm all for a joke about it all, obviously, but i do think he takes it a bit far.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
What was he saying and 'ting

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
He posted that SSG had died.
It was in terribly bad taste, yet he refuses to back down.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
There's lots of terrible bad taste around here
It's best not to linger on where the boundaries lie, lets just assume everything we all post is wrong - terribly utterly horrifically wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
Fucking hell.
That's a bit shit, even for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
Wouldn't it be hilariously ironic if Mykey dies from some undiagnosed illness
I can hear the distant rofling now
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
as someone suffering badly,
i don't think that it wouild be funny, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
I'm still going to go with it being quite funny

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
you're not the one dying though,
let's be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
Well of course
It'd be hard to find something amusing once I'm dead
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
only if you pretend it was rape

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
yeah what the hell

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
*gasp*

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
Hey scott, would you send me some good musics in the form of mp3s?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
hmm could do.
do me a GAZ with details and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
Done and done.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
Reply!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
I hate to push a good thread about bumholes down the page, but I think the conversation may be dead.
What television show do you think they should bring back?

Or what, if anything, are you drinking right now?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
I'm drinking Brothers strawberry perry*
And I think they should bring back London's Burning.

*FINALLY, it says so on the bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
Strawberry Perry? Fuck's sake
That's not perry
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
Perry with strawberry in it

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
So nothing like real perry at all then

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
No
But bloody nice
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
That is without question :)

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
brothers is fine booze

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
Brothers lemon flavoured perry is fucking awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
I've never heard of or tried it

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
It's dangerous stuff

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
You may as well call it "lemon flavoured drink"
because if it isn't pear flavoured, it can't be perry
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
Oh shut up
That's what it says on the label, so that's what it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
Fair point. It's not you that are wrong, it's them.
I'm not going to say a word against you, as I'm for ever going to have to namecheck you in my answer to the "where were you when you heard that Michael Jackson died?" question.
Damn you and your timely links to TMZ!

PS - Have you ever been in Bitter Suite opposite 53°? Me and the missus were in there on Tuesday and didn't realise that there was such a decent boozer tucked away up there
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
weak lemon drink?

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
I'm drinking Marston's Pedigree brown booze
8x500ml bottles for £8 in Tesco so I bought 32
Also, they had an offer on meaning that if you spent over £30, you got a deck of Carlsberg Export 20x 275ml bottles for £5

EDIT - and I want them to bring back Psychoville for a second series. Even though they are only halfway through showing series 1
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
Makes me wonder
Psychoville is definintely the darker aspects of LOG carried on. Makes you wonder if LOG was originally as macabre as Psychoville but they would't commission it without more humour in it so it had to go for rewrite...

/conspiracy theory
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
I'm going to stick my head over the parapet here
I thought LOG was a completely laugh-free zone.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
LOG was toned down by Gatiss/Dyson's lighter aspects and references to social culture

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
Vodka & Irn Bru
DRINK OF CHAMPIONS

Also, I've just finished watching the third series of 'Home Movies' for the second time in three days. I love that show and would love to see it come back. It's by the creator of Dethklok though and I think he's rather found a lot more fame doing that show instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
Bring back bugs, so we can see what happened after the cliffhanger.
I'm drinking tudor rose, I should eat something, my body is telling me too but I know not what.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
I've seen a lot of posts recently about bugs, but I have no idea what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
A tv program about people who were spys or something.
It was a tv program I enjoyed on a saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
Wikipedia is useful
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugs_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
For some reason I thought it was something recent.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
Nah, well old and shiv.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
Ha, old man.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
You aren't kidding.
I was 15 when some regulars were born.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
Kids born in the 90s are old enough to drink.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
I know, my stepson can do just this.
He's 19. *cries a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
ceefax
cocoa
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
I miss playing Bamboozled.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
if you get a number ending in f
mash all the colours, quickly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
what students did in the mid nineties
before the interweb.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
Bring back "Action League Now!!!"
Starring Melt Man
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I want to see "JackAction League Now"

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
All we need is a small plastic toy version of him
and some form of narration, easy!
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
It would be myself staring angrily at pictures of celebrities for an hour.
No ad breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
That would be better than The Mighty Boosh

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
But The Mighty Boosh is so wacky!
Look, a picture of Harrison Ford being molested by a velocorapter!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
being the subject of exploratory pile surgery
sans anaesthetic would be better than The Mighty Boosh.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Anyone who says Torchwood is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I clicked 'I like this' so many times the link went an angry shade of red

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
* clicks and clicks and clicks *

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
In totally unrelated news, I want to punch Michael McIntyre in his fat squinty-eyed face

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
So what do you see in Psychoville
It reminds me of facebook updates of people going "I'm mad, me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
It is what the League of Gentleman should have naturally evolved into
rather than push out the somewhat weak third series. Gatiss and Dyson pushed for the intertwined thread storylines rather than concentrate on the sharp one-liners.
The less said about the film the better.
Shearsmith and Pemberton are a better creative writing team than Gatiss and Dyson and this is showing with the darker style of humour and references to classic horror and cult programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
That could be it
I'm not a fan of classic horror, in fact I'm just not interested in horror at all. But the episodes I've watched don't seem to be going down the horror route that much, neither do they attempt to be amusing, I'm just rather underwhelmed by it. I liked the idea and I wanted to enjoy it, but I don't, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
TORCHWOOD YOU CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
The Adventure Game
Or Fred Basset. Or The Perishers.

/Showing age.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
Isn't Fred Bassett a comic strip about a dog?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
the clue is in the question
basset hound.

Old skool. Let's face it, Garfield makes Fred Basset look like a tradgedy by Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
I vaugely remember seeing it in the Express or something.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
The adventure game was fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
looking back, can't help but wonder if they were stealing from Richard O'Brien
Rangdo Rangdo greadt aspidistra of Arg. The bloke looked the psit image of RO'B on Rocky Horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
I'm having a few cans of Carlsberg
It's shit, but I didn't pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
Hardcastle and McCormick
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardcastle_and_McCormick
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
Space 1999
or Blakes 7.

and I'm drinking Vimto.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
I'm afraid the correct answer was:
Arrested Development and Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
By special request, pic of my bumhole
media.photobucket.com/image/bumhole/pennyauckram/bumhole.jpg

/sexface - the man is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
I didn't click
will I like it if I do?

what happened to the self-empowered ninja sai-graded warrior I last met? I'd have to fight her for the riht to see her bum hole. And to be honest I'm more interested in vaginas anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
it is a funny pic
and I'm very well, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
oddly
it has the same disinterested penetration demeanour of 80% of human porn. Where the goal of the protagonist is more important than the mission statement of the whole production. I.E. to induce remote erection in the viewer
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
Ha ha! Okay!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
You know what I like about the last time I saw and took the pics?
a smile. Lovely positive thing. Don't give up on smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
I don't plan to
and thank you.

*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
now toss you hair and laugh with carefree abandon
(keeps on snapping)

now undo the top two buttons on your blouse and pout

(awaits reaction)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
*readies sais*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
je ne sais pas?
that means in French 'if you don't have Sai weapons at the ready then I have no idea.'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
I did like that other bumhole pictures featured a bloke who looked like
a bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
nothing wrong in that
the monkey is just turning the other one off of standby.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
lovely photo
now who is that doing the fingering?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
Is it you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
i prefer
to pick my own arse, actually
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
What about birthdays though?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
Art tha canandian?
please tell me you like Rush
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
been to several of their concerts, actually
first time i'd ever seen my dad and his wife smoke up.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
yeah, that's quite disturbing
my folks are classically inclined, I never saw them snort absinthe when they took me to see a Sibelius recital
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
the fuckers
even passed the point over my head. someone was passing it along the row...
how'd ya guess i'm canadian?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
well if I'm right and you're not just jerking my geese
bob and doug mckenzie sketch on their record with Geddy Lee when they reference the 'tuque'. Assume you must be a man associated with the Great White North. Even if not actual, idealogical, which is OK by me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
take off, eh?
bob and doug are awesome. i am indeed a hoser.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
I think it's a canadian thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
niche humour
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
I was mocking the Canadian accent.
They also say sorry in a funny way.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
don't worry, i can take it.
we speak quite normally here. it's those funny-sounding yanks who are truly horid. especially the ones from buffalo who were mocking me last weekend.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
You silly Canucks with your love of hockey and beer.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
don't forget...
the back bacon
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
that's what it's all aboot!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
Whoa, now.
This sort of abuse might upset someone.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
it's just forum banter, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
you big, mean bully.
i'm taking my ball and going home.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
awww, i'm sorry, eh?
Canada is what America would be like if it were run by sensible people.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
no worries
twas mock indignation.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
*cough*
noo offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
ah now come on.
pleased to meet you , and Good Day
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
p.s.
If people claim not to know Doug and Bob, just recall Ghostbusters with Rick Moranis. They'll soon remember at least one of the duo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
ta
likewise. anyone who likes bob and doug is OK by me. a cultural contribution matched only by the trailer park boys.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
where also I was nailed
by the fact they got Alex Zivijinovich (EDIT oops, Zivo-) to play prisoner in their park home and then cross-overed to what looked like actual hometown gig footage with the trailer park boys appearing as roadies on-stage :-) loved that
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
i have colleagues
who believe trailer park boys is a documentary. well, they've lived like it, anyway...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
this is not unique
look up 'travelling people' or 'gypsies' relevant to the UK and you will find with inertia becomes stability, with chaotic movement the spread of petty larceny increases exponentially
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
What a lovely bit of bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
hello tinseltits!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
Hello sweetheart
have you had a good holiday from work?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
It's been ace, ta!
It's been ace! Notwithstanding the fact that we saved £600 by not going away.
Yesterday was the best. We went to The Sandcastle
Mini T absolutely loved it. I bought her a Sea Squad swim vest so we didn't have to faff about with armbands.
She loved it, going on the massive waterslides and bobbing about in the wave pool!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
awesome!
Do they do them in jenpots size?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
sadly not :(
The Speedo Sea Squad is a kid only thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
jip

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
I NO!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
Travolta?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
You lucky, lucky people.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
Right, I've decided to watch Human traffic

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
Nice! :D
And hello, how is ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
alright Frogbeat

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
Not half

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
I am very well and how's your fine self?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
I'm feeling.... no i won't go into that!
I'm glad all over.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
Hey Frogbeat.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
Yes? or Hey Wildheart Baby

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
Either does.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
Dallas?
Not seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
Have to say I wasn't a fan myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
Good morning, Frogbeat!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
Oh god no. Morning again already.
Ok, morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
What in particular makes Sexface a twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
What doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
shush it up
he's a nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
Oh you.
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
posting a pic of my bumhole
Is was a pic just for him.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
No love for mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
I've met him IRL
he is no twat. I'll be honest here, I was quite surprised!
SexFace is a really nice chap.
Then again, he didn't fuck my bird behind my back causing me to headbutt him at a LOLOMGB45H, but there's still time yet...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
Fucking hell, where's the bullying tonight?!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
I think it's nice people online.
Give it time, it'll happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
you have tp for my bumhole?

(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
bumholio
you spaz
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

bum corn
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

corn bung
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

bung white
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
BINGO

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
that's one surprised-looking anus

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
'Uh-oh, this can't be good'
Having played Street Fighter 2 in the arcade, then SF2 turbo on the SNES, then downloadedd the SF2 turbo HD remix on XBLA, I bought the disc of Street Fighter 4.

The music theme on the opening menu is horribly remeniscent of 'Backstreet Boys' and as such has made me too scared to click on the Start in case more music like it lies within.

What video game music kicks ass and you would put it on a stereo, playing the game or not?

(Duke Nukem for me).
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
I'm not sure I would anymore.
Though Sonic 1 the gree hill zone is a long time favorite of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
allo, handlebar-mustachioed beefmeister
is it the music in its own right or rather that it transports you back to a simpler, happer time?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
The music, it's just great game music.
I now have the hitler 'tache, I think I'll tweet the days events.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
Every piece of music from the Zelda games.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
that NES vibrato
the grating off-key wobbling. Eventually I forgave it. These days it is only in evidence in musical greeting cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
It's all on a CD that was free with Nintendo Official Magazine a few years ago.
I'm listening to that CD right now.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
I'm on track 5, Hyrule Field - Main Theme at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
linky?
or else I have to lpay all that Zelda on the NES emulator and stay alive long enough to hear all the music... hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
No linky.
I'm on the internet channel on my Wii. Limited resources.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
c64 chip tunes and remixes

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
remixes you say?
I hear some of the Final Fantasy tunes are rendered with full orchestral arrangements in Japan, just difficult to get them over here...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
i think there are some online radio stations which play that kinda stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
Kick Start!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
with Peter Purves doing
badly digitised voice-overs?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
Hell yes!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
Wipeout 3
(or Wip3out, if you want to be pedantic.)
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
hey there 2d
did you get your microphone back?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
i still have it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
I appear to have missed something.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
Has anyone got a link to this 2D microphone business?
I've seen it mentioned a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4618193
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
Is he doctor dyslexia's comedy account?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
No

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
Shame.
I bloody love a bit of doctor dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
he's a cuntass
and my spunk brother, or something
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
dyslexia

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
Haha, class.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
I went to a haha class once
Was shite, but then i wasn't really listening
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
You taking the mic?!

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
no, no
I'm trying to get it back for you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
no need for anyone to get upset, 2d got a bit wayward yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
He's certainly feisty.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
He said the 'c' word many times, it was distressing for us all.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
no cunt

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
Everyone thinks you're a massive bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
Whoa, now.
When did this happen? Why wasn't he banned?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
Last night. Tried to calm him down but it was no use.
''c-word'' this, ''c-word'' that.

It'll forever change me.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
Oh you will be fine
Won't you?
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
In time, maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
I will prey for you

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
Why didn't the mods step in and sort it out?
I'm a bit upset by all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
Alex. Male. 20. Welsh. Travel Agent. Cunt.
Ban :D
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
Sh*t!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
Steady

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
That's what it says on his badge at work. He's just reciting it.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
well thats a very sideways thing to say
guess thats why its fallen flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
Actually I'm 6C, and no I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
alright Gerry 1
do you also get telephone operator people from Rangoon data-entry your name initialising with a J? Motherfuckin' PHONETICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
I tend to avoid having anything to do with such people

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
are you Buttering?
there's always emergency crash space in the tent (providing it still works after 15 months in the boot of my car...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
and it is gone
goodnight kids, take it easy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
But I just got here
I hope your bivvy springs a leak.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
low blow man, low blow

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
Is he in possesion of a small bivvy?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
whoa, i'm not going, i was refering to dave and karl,
you have hurt me badly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
Sorry Mongs
Anyway surely you're man enough to plug a bivvy leak?
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
Is Dobis that dull, blog-writing cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
Yes
but at least my posts are about 10x better than your cock.
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
What a fantastic statement that absolutely makes sense!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
It's certainly something.
And that's the whole truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
You talked about him and his cock grew bigger.
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
ls ~/b3ta/board
cp -Rfs ~/b3ta/board /trash/

cd ..
exit
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
rm -rf /

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
~FU /UTW@

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
haha
Yours is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
DELETE FROM `user` WHERE `id` > 25492

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
What did Yuret do to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
> != =

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
I think I understand some of that.
I'm half a bottle of sherry in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
[ $(( $RANDOM % 6 )) == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
hey 2d, you better now?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
I think I love you, Mongychops

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
A lot better
Thankyou:D
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
cool, try not to trip out again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
CU.........
Ok ok i can but try
(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
you had me worried last night
we don´t need this drama whilst friz is on the mend
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
What the hell?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
Have I missed something?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
Yeah, there are references on the ... page.
I've sent him a message.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
Oh mongy!
You made Mrs Sp@m do a sad face
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
eh? i've been good tonight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
Childish

(Frogb3at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
enough of the descriptions of your porn collection!
next!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
Well Torchwood was a bit better this time round
but still shit.

"I know, I'll come up with a solution on the back of a fag packet and hope it works.' - "oh and have some emotional strings pulled just for good measure'.
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
How was the brown bread ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
sexy

(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
correct threads

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
just type cls and see if it works

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
move on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
till off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
tad more

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
bit more

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
At least answer my thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
had one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
With a side parting?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
I just had a beer
I also saw 'Robots hitting each other for 2 hours and a sexy bum with perfect makeup'.

Guess what movie that was!
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
robot wars?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
Close
but no sexy bums
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
the girl.. in black leather pants.. i forget her name...
but ah well :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
Another clue
in the cinema
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
terminator

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
Closer
but could have been, except they turned into cars.
(empty_personality, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
the disney one.. is it called Cars?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Police Academy?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
Police Academy 2?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Police Academy 3?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Police Academy 4?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Police Academy 5?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Police Academy 6?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
i think i'll push this stuff down abit more
old trolling, not so good anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

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