bored of that nowhahaaahaa, imagine, haahahaaaa, no really serious now, imagine ahahahaaaaa I can't say it, imagine if Janet was attractive aaaahahahahaaaaahahahahaha oh fuck oh fuck stop it I'll piss meself
alt: jews, should we kill them all?
pricks
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oh man, classic gilgamesh.you shut-in prick. and your little parrot too.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:50,
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you caught yourself out last week gilgy.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:56,
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Nasty. My mate done that once.Had to have stitches in his chap.
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A bit.No not really. I'm not a fan. I'll stick with my toffee onion.
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Eurovision tonight, I'm properly wetting myself with excitement here(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
don't miss it, there's sometimes a fit forrin tart doing the singing(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
Aww man this is a good thread.This is what internetting is all about. We're too good for this place.
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alright bollocks parrot?I recommend you bite his ear.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:56,
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you shat on my book this morning you cunt animalright down the face of Soviet space pioneer Alexei Leonov
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Good evening FrancisMentally well?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:02,
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Yes, yes I'm very well thank you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:07,
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It IS warm, isn't itAnyway, must dash. Cheerio!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:09,
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janet is right up there with some of the worst forum posters i've been privilaged to on b3tajews are a virus that needs controlling
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mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:12,
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i was, then i saw ballbags latest sidekick in this thread, and janet and panicked over the shitness, put my green somewhere and now cant locate it(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:16,
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Embarrassing bodies live on Channel4bloke's showing an oozing open wound on his arse, shit's fundamentally fucking unpleasant
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i'm watching it, i dunno why these people dont go to the dr's, i mean that is what stops gp's getting all high and mighty, look at my sweaty but crack you fuckers(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:22,
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what the fuck are you pair of pricks watching that shit for(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:36,
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hold on, can i see the odd looking dr birds stocking top, blimey(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:27,
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I nearly stood on a small bird that was sitting on the doorstep.it proper shat itself, fucking big plop an all.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:25,
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should have taken a picture for you, sorry mongy :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:28,
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hey that is ok, you give much mark, but dont ask for anything(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:31,
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not after I asked for that bike when I was 8 and never got it. sadtimes :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:37,
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i'm not sure how old you are now, or even how long it takes to build a bike, or much about who you asked, perhaps you need to chill more, that's what i'm going to do(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:41,
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sound advice as always mongy, I'm gonna have a beer.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:43,
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i have an issue, they just put men checking their bollocks on tv, ok, but at no point did the doctor say afterwards if able you should sniff your fingers, that cant be right(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:46,
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is it tights giggling band or a stocking top? i need to know(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:49,
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is this that embarassing bodies thing?that whole show is well creepy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:48,
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never seen it, i didn't realise it is only ten to nine, i'm in early (
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:51,
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Austrian euro-pop rap mindless shitty pap on EurovisionBBC3, check it out, I think they're singing "fucking with the foofoo"
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dude, the opening bit of saving private ryan is on, turn it off after the d-day bit, shit innit(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:16,
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yeah, i'm not as keen on space age explosions, they tart em up(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:25,
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I saw a little egret todaybaldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:28,
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says your face(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34,
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life's too short for egrets(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:36,
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Birds are outstanding(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:37,
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also, my house is too hot(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:38,
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Mine is just right(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:43,
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new thread because everybody has gone home from work now.alt: fuck off. this isn't /offtopic. set your own fucking question.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:12,
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only for a chocolate biscuit!(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:14,
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I'd probably have let JFK sling one up mebut then, I am a slut.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:26,
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does Grrr have any evidence of this slander?Or is it libel, I can never remember.
Either way, I'd totally nosh him off. Probably let him do that gross choking deepthroat thing too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 19:30,
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Apparently John F Kennedy was a psychopathic rapist who forced multiple interns to do obscene sexual things for his pleasure.I'm pretty sure that if I was an intern for the world's most powerful man, I'd do whatever depraved acts he demanded, no questions asked, if I thought I'd get some jewellery out of it. You?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:12,
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sorry, man. would you like me to tell you about my hilariously chavvy car?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:13,
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no but I fucking love it.51 plate fiesta 1.6 zetec plus. lowered, full body kit, model's own alpine speakers chavved into the parcel shelf. all i have added is a pedobear sticker on the rear window. it's horrendously awesome.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:25,
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I'm off for an interview at the US Embassy on Thursday for a work visa.What 'hilarious' answers should I give?
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None.I think being as straight-laced and serious as possible would be the best course of action if you actually want the visa.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:21,
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When I visited Lebanon last year I brought back a Hezbollah T-shirt as a present for a friend of mine.Should have got two, could have sent you the other one. Would be a great way to break the ice, I reckon.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:27,
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I'm thinking a nice opener would be to mosy ingreeting everyone with a 'howdy parrrrdner'.
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al qaeda, bomb, terrorist, 9/11jihad, fatwa, canada, luthor king, little big horn, vietnam, slavery, kennedy, guantanamo
is this what you wanted?
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It depends on the questions really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:26,
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If they ask about your career aspirations tell them it is to have 42 virgins in heaven.
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oh wow rnuk, a work visa for america, why? do tell me all aboutNah, fuck that, you're boring me already
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mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:35,
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he's only replied to one person in the whole threadwhat a cunt
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pick a fight with yourself whilst recording it with your phone and post it on youtubeshouting "ooooaaaaarrrrhhhh SHEEET!"
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sugar first, then milk, then teabag, finally top up with warm waterEnjoy with a scone, rhymes with done
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mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:54,
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Is that any good for curing a hangover?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:49,
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oh boy and how, you may wish to add some eggie weggies and bacons , nyommies (
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52,
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What's your favourite cheese and how do you poach an egg?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57,
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just answer everything in a sneering and haughty mannerlike you're better than them. man, those yanks love that!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48,
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throw some hot dog buns in the water jug then scream"THAT'S FOR ALL THE TEA!!!"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:52,
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I got to see history being made for 2-3 seconds just nowwww.b3tards.com/u/fcca2e3bc96fde8112e0/img_4188-2.jpg
I think I will take up powerlifting or frisbeegolf
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:53,
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she done a charity or something, I dunno(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:00,
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add it to the file! eely lives somewhere around bristol.www.london2012.com/torch-relay/route/
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:58,
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Shepton Mallett, I reckonthe cider-guzzling inbred.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:31,
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I'm going to read everything eely writes in a pirate voice from now on.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:50,
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It's sad that the person with the smallest tits in that picture is the woman(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:30,
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tell them your name is mohammed.fun fact: nobody called mohammed is issued with a US visa.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:16,
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what do you want to go and work there for?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:19,
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to make good money to buy ironic retro vintage tat with.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:31,
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how much do you reckon a bottle of budweiser from 1985 goes for these days?it would make a FANTASTIC conversation piece.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:33,
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i think rnuk may have mentioned he works for the BBC BBC WORKS FOR AUNTYHe probably didn't, be beneath him that
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mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:34,
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USians hate eggs. Do not mention eggs Or anything containing eggs. Or anything egg shaped.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:38,
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I read that as 'USDOO'I think my eyes might be broken
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:40,
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Nevermind.I still love you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:42,
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AwThat's nice.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:43,
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Look at thisb3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=36006&board=qotw
Does this guy love me, or is it one these clever 'everyone's name shows up' things?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:45,
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NahMy real name is a bit like the location of Springfield. The clues are there, it's just a case of putting it all together
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51,
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Michael JonesMatthew Higginbottom
Marvin Hatstrap
Melvin Tourist
Margaret Newenstein
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03,
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None of those I'm afraid*rumplestiltskins*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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His sig says that he loves Two HatsI wanted to know if it says the name of whoever's looking at it, or if (for some reason) Andy Crass loves me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:49,
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oh yeah.I didn't see his sig.
Maybe he means actual hats.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51,
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Yeah, probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52,
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stop ego-searching, you.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05,
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I wasn't, honestI was on /board and it caught my eye. It's weird, because he obviously posts prett infrequently. Unless it's just coincidence.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06,
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It sure is.And so are you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:46,
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Where is this leading?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:50,
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Because if it's money and/or sex, I'm not sure I can help(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52,
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Nowhere.Tsk. So suspicious.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52,
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My!Only U could be So Evil. Open Verify. Egg. Retard.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54,
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Laugh Out LoudCheers
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56,
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No worries.Hometime! Bye!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59,
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Also, they may test you by refering to themselves of things of their country as "American".Unless you point out that America is actually the name of the two continents, not the country they are from and that they should really call themselves USians, they will know you haven't done your research and will start shouting "Communist!" at you, then shoot you in the face then go around walking like ducks for thirty minutes saying "friendly fire" in a parroty voice over and over.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:41,
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And if they say "colour" remind them it should be pronounced with a "u" after the second "o".(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55,
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Put on your best Northernyou might confuse them into just approving you!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:32,
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Pretend you think it's for Embassy cigerettes and you only want the job as you thought their support of world snooker from the mid 70s to 2005 was stoic.
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magnum, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:40,
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Hey rnuk have you ever been abroad? I hear Spain is nice!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:45,
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"Yes I am a member of Al Qaeda"and
"Yes I will be importing explosives."
Sounds fucking moronic but they're going to ask you those.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:57,
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When they ask you "Are you or have you ever been a member of a terrorist organisation?" say "Hell no. I love America. America is the greatest country in the free world. USA! USA! US..oh sorry, do you have a bathroom. I think I've just come in my pants. See that?" *point to stain on trousers* "That's freedom sauce"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:01,
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Hey guysIt's hot outside
Anyone fancy going to the pub after work?
or maybe a nice walk in the sun?
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:41,
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It is lovely out.Especially as, once again, all the lovely ladies have decided it's summer wear time. Good job, girls.
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You should repay their kindnessby strutting about in very tiny shorts, a string vest and sandals paired with white socks.
Also, a knotted handkerchief over your head.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:49,
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I'm taking The Wife to Bridlington later this year.That's when I'll do it.
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the Sun is a cuntAnd anyone who likes it is also a cunt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:51,
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Ah hahahaI mean the star that we orbit around, not the poorly written comic for spastics, you silly!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:52,
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i feel energised by the sun todaybut also hot and tired and a bit sweaty, why is that?
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VoodooBad JuJu
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:54,
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two hats, just want to say that you are a culinary genius.a GENIUS.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:01,
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Oh you*blushes*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:02,
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Isn't that a bit of an advanced toy for most Sun readers?OMG THICKY LOLZ!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:00,
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I bet you have a sneaky wank over page 3 first.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:12,
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Your mum never breastfed you,AICMFP.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:20,
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She breastfed me, mind.Still does now and then.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:44,
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I've just been down to the river for lunch, it is rather lovely out, but i need to get on with the quiz now. Might take the laptop out in the garden.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 14:51,
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Quiz?! I want to do a pub quiz.I might do that at a pub when I move. in a pub.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:07,
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Sadly not, I have a dinner with bigwigsBut I will get a taxi back so I can drink there.
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The good thing about having dinner with big wigsIs that you never have toupée
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:07,
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i put too much coriander in my chili. send help.
alt: 'chili' or 'chilli'? this is important.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:39,
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We need two teaspoons of cumin STATIt's two L's isn't it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:40,
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I JUST DON'T KNOW.also, cumin? roger that.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:41,
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Carry on Number 1and God Speed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:41,
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You can spell it either way.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:01,
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Well maybe YOU can(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:03,
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Yes, I can.Because I am amazing.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:03,
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Two l'sI don't normally put coriander in chilli, might need to give that a bash.
I'm cooking a pie for tea.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:40,
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i'd just like to be the first to say that Gormo is my favourite poster on this site, ever(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
fresh coriander works a treat.a big teaspoon out of that jar you found in the bottom drawer of the fridge? not so much.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:42,
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tell it to google, fucko.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:41,
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you fucking hipster.i bet you say 'anyhoo' in real life conversations.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:43,
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I love coriander so muchI have to consciously limit how much I use it, to stop all my food tasting the same. It's great stuff.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:48,
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What can we do to get Adam back?I miss him something awful.
Alt: In a contest, who'd win?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:20,
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You'd probably need to say you want to resurrect him just as many times as you said you weanted him to kill himselfthats how it works in films
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Is he actually dead?Oh shit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:22,
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I have no idea who that is, Baldmonkey...and I'm JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 22 May 2012, 14:22,
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Well, you can spend the stick but you can't stick the spend. I've done my best and that's all I can do. But at the end of the day, I'm not sure that in the second half there's more to be sold.Know what I mean, Jo-mog?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:24,
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No. I need a stand out.A stand out fellow, that is. By which I mean Adam.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:25,
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It's alright everyonePoopants is here
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:25,
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shit i hope you haven't actually killed yourselfi thought it would take much more than this, i'm so sorry, please come back poopants
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I hope he HAS killed himselfBecause if not, then he's a massive, ignorant fucknut
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:36,
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he might just be busy, be patientyou can't rush it when every post is pure gold
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Well this is his last chance as far as I'm concerned(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:39,
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Sorry I was on the blowerIf I was to pseudo Adamize (that's not sodomize), I don't think I could be 100% accurate.
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PooPants, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:44,
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The only way to win the contest, is to not participate(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:26,
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Finally, my natural laziness pays off(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:35,
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I totally just went for a five mile walk in the sunwhich totally ruined Janet's thread.
Fred Titmus
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00,
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I miss Adam.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:02,
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I miss Noggin The Nog but not enough to pay nigh on thirty pissing quid, son.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:05,
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It's OK I'm just angry. I'll be OK.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:07,
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If you miss Noggin I feel bad for you sonI got nigh on thirty quid but The Nog gets none.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:17,
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Well I gave you a cheaper alternativeThere's nothing more I can do
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:07,
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Can't you, you know, have a word with someone?You seem pretty 'connected', yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:08,
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Ok, fineBut one day I will ask a favour of you, Monty.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:09,
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That's fair.That's more than fair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:11,
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I miss AdamI hope he hasn't killed himself like baldmonkey repeatedly told him to
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I hope nobody gives a shit to even ask rob for an icon, not even his own mum(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:16,
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I miss Mykey.This place got shit once he left.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:49,
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Try telling the farmer that.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:52,
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No, we aren't on speaking termsI don't even know who Mykey is
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:53,
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oh god there's a woman on the radio explaining how breastfeeding a 5-year-old is fine,as her daughter fell over outside a pub and it was 'the only way to comfort her'.
i hope there are a lot of fifteen year old kids who want to be psychiatrists as there is going to be a SHITLOAD of money to be made about twenty years down the line.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54,
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your mum still breastfeeds meit tastes like sour yoghurt but that's ok
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oh sweet shuddering christ please enjoy my *shudders* 'mother's' sour offerings. i heard it tastes like a tramp's gusset soaked in diesel.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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I know anecdotal evidence is worth fuck all and that, but all the kids I know with major allergies were breastfed.And all the non-shit ones were bottle fed.
But you aren't allowed to doing any experiments which might prove breast feeding is bad in this country due to political correctness and the EU.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:56,
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And health and safety.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58,
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and fish and chips(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:59,
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is that the slightly less uplifting sequel to 'the pursuit of happyness'?(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
Funnily enough it's the other way round for meThe non-breastfed kids I know are really sickly. Weird.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58,
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No it isn't.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:59,
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Well, no it's not weirdIt's the rich tapestry of life. And that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00,
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No. I meant it isn't the other way round for you.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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Oh, is it not?Fair enough
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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Yeah, 5 years old, AND doing it for comfort is probably a bit excessive(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:59,
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See, a five year old that can't be consoled any other way after falling over needs taking into care and raising by someone less fat.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:00,
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They should be teaching this at schoolBROKEN BRITAIN
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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I said fat when I meant useless as a parent.But they're the same thing. Where women are concerned.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:02,
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OH DID YOU FALL DOUN HERE IS MA BEWB(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:01,
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Mind youIf I fell over, sucking on a nice big boobie would probably help me to forget my troubles
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:03,
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are we still posting links to other bits of the site?cos i want to post my racist joke about a disabled baby here if thats ok
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1622152
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Sure. I won't bother looking though.Do you miss mykey?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:51,
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Oh man, that's a doozy!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:51,
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yeah, i sure do love mocking those disabled black babieslets be fair, they do deserve it
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Thing is though, anorexia and bulemia are blatantly made up look-at-me diseases.And anyway, some people SHOULD through up all that food they just stuffed their faces with.
Not men though. Just women.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:54,
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agree 100%if we're all getting obese how come we're not encouraging people to look like the fashion models?
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But not men.Just women.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57,
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of course, overweight men are 'cuddly'overweight women are 'unsightly'
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www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22bucket+%26+spade%22+%22jordan+%26+Harvey%22
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:56,
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bored of that nowso yeah, I was pulling a couple of big hairs out of my nostril just then and it was PROPERLY making my eyes water and that so I went like yank dead hard and I hit my hand on the wall and it didn't particularly hurt but yeah, that, isn't it a nice day today, do you think the Yeti is real?
alt: or Sasquatch or the Loch Ness whatever
pricks
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I reckon pricks are real.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:16,
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Alright shitknickers?(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:21,
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Pull yourself the fuck together.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:39,
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Manolith is a bigfoot.Manolith and the Hendersons.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:25,
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I heard it's all fake and he just smears himself in PVA glue and writhes on a barber's floor(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:27,
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Well, yeah. Doesn't everyone do this?(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 May 2012, 13:29,
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with MY shoulder?hardly.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:31,
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is that why only the bottom half of you is covered like a mongarmed mr tumnus(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:34,
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depends where the fight was, either would be fucked in the other's territory(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:26,
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TRAP SPRUNGadmit it nessie.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:39,
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CLLFUHFADJCynthia stood in the middle of the laughing crowd somewhat shocked. As she surveyed the scene betwixt her legs she was at first struck by the crimson mess.
Then, by the mysterious piece of blood soaked fabric which had landed on her best ballroom shoes. It was a good few seconds before she recognised it; it was, of course the gusset of her finest bloomers.
Struck, though she was, by embarrassment that the state of her intimacies was revealed to the whole room, she could not help but join in the raucous guffawing of the assembly.
"Oh Dr Haversack!" she exclaimed, for it was he who had procured for her the exploding tampon which had provided such mirthful devastation.
Also her pubes were all burnt and her clit was blistered.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:42,
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b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1622126
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:41,
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I'm just going to assume that's more of your idiotic hebrew talk(, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
our forum chum frizzle was quoted in the metro yesterday about the bloke from crowded house dying, i want off this planet(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:57,
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what? why?fucking why?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:58,
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chins up, he was dropped from the online editions once real people had woken up, even sian loydd(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:10,
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Dracula comes from Transylvania stevie nicks books about kleptomania
johnny looked out of his bedroom window and shouted to his mum...
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:02,
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Oh. Well this is a MASSIVE improvement.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:03,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:03,
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I'm bored.Fancy coming over to play hungry hungry hippos?
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:10,
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i think he's implying you hang around swamps and mutilate tourists(, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
The second 'Hungry' is unnecessaryIt's called Hungry Hippos over here. Or did I dream it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:16,
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No, I'm rightwww.toysrus.co.uk/Toys-R-Us/Toys/Games/Games/Hungry-Hippos-Game%280010697%29
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:17,
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Oh I seeWell then carry on
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:20,
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MONO! might have the obese edition.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:19,
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Gout - gout - scrape it all out!This is the gunk we can do without!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:55,
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i don't think this is helping matters, you sexy harridan.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:04,
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I was just trying to be in before the collapse of /talk.DON'T JUDGE ME. and your little dog, too.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08,
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you missed my thread, and i will never forgive you for that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08,
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99 red balloonsbasket case
7 nation army
black hole sun
the race
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:16,
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The fuck is this?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:18,
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the quiz question, you fat spastic.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:20,
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if you had read it, You would see we already covered colours. I thought we had something, but obviously not.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:45,
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I hope a light aircraft crashes into your pub during the quiz.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:48,
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oh ritei c
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:21,
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Do you? DO YOU??DO YOU SEE??
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:23,
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Sorry, I got carried away there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:39,
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HEY! WP! CHECK THIS OUT:www.b3ta.com/board/65842
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08,
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haha, poo is indeed funny, you cheeky scamp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:09,
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soz, i didn't click on it. no offence.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:11,
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Oh manThat is some full-on internet
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:09,
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wowo ahve you seen this???www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24329#post24363
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lol! oh man, imma gonna leave a well funny comment!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:11,
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YOU SHOULD SEE THIS:www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue172/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:12,
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WOW!www.b3ta.com/board/20
Imma get me wither on fo' dis.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:19,
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SCHIZOPHRENIA?!(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:05,
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Armenia?Algeria?
Slovenia?
Neurasthenia?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08,
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what's for tea, mum?...Mum? Mum...? What's that smell mum?
Oh god don't do that with the dog again mum!
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Janet's having an online mental blobdown.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:12,
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she done a wobble earlier, now this.oh well, could be a new icon I guess.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:14,
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I worry about your obsession with ladies on the blob, do you ask mrs Baldmonkey to smear her blob juice all over your face?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:14,
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I like the whole field of unpleasant comments available once you decide someone is on the blob.And since the previous misery guts has fucked off, I've had no one to direct it at. Michael Gove just didn't make the grade. So I'll try it out on Janet instead. Although it might not be so good because she has a sense of humour and isn't shit in every way.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:16,
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that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the internet.you fat mental cunt.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:19,
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Plug it up, vinegar tits.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:21,
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I can see your dirty pillows.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:26,
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janet and bm sitting in a treeb-l-o-b-i-n-g
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:21,
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I've never blobed with anyone other than my wife.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:22,
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save it for the judge 'baldmonkey'(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:24,
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Blobe. Blobe. Blobe.Blobing. She was blobing and then was blobed. He is a blober. They blobe together. Blobe.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25,
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blobe, that could be a kids cartoon character.the adventures of blobe in the bush.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:31,
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One of those foreign onesLike Pocoyo or Pingu
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:32,
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I'd like to open a Danish restaurant with you.it could be called two fat cnut's
you game?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:39,
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what? you ignorned me when I asked you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:42,
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Sounds greatI don't like people though. Do we have to have people in the restaurant?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:42,
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I reckon we could lock the doors and throw the orders out the window.I might cackle as I do it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:44,
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In that case, I'm in(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:51,
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thank fuck! I've already bough the place.you're cool with stumping up 250 grand yeah?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:57,
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Sounds like the sort of shit that'd be in the newsletter.I HATE Jonti's new cartoon; Blobe In The Bush.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:33,
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Man, his stuff IS terrible isn't itIt's like a handicapped 5 year old ripped some pictures out of a magazine and prit-sticked them to some rice paper. "LOOH AD WAT I DUN! ID A CAT AN A FING"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:39,
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He's a paedophile.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:40,
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This makes me think of Jobe.I miss his otter-obsessed self. :(
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:41,
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Blobe is his new name on account of he put on weight.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:43,
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what happened to jobe anyway?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:45,
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YOUR MUM.It got bitter and withering and all the nice people left.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47,
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He got married and had a wee babby and became a normal.Like some kind of LOSER.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:54,
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ugh, it turns my stomach.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:57,
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your problem here is that she is probably post menopause (
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:52,
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DAMN EVERYTHING!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:55,
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FUCK YOU.I'm not even forty yet.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:58,
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nobody has google, apparently.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:18,
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Shit up a rope.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:19,
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fred titmus?is that what all this was about fucks sake just spell it out next time jesus
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i knew i could rely on you.even though you're frisboy's comedy account.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:30,
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... you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:21,
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I normally refer to a large metal cock for that sort of thing.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:30,
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take it to qotw, fucko.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:31,
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Irk the purists.It's a right good laugh.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:31,
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Jimmy Furthermore and The Coprophagic Tassle Convention.(
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Maria Consuela and A Tribe Called Menace(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:41,
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Colin Mandible and the Electric Bread(
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all I want for christmas is a dukla prague away kit.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:45,
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Simon L Fluid and the Premature Ejaculations.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:49,
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Captain Dunn and the Dutch Frighteners(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:51,
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The Bell Bottom Conjecture featuring Stanley Balm.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:56,
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Frankie Introvenous and Friends(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:12,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7503340 d
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:51,
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Are you doing the len ganley stance?Whilst giving me the dickie davies eye?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:56,
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a haliborange overdose is p'raps not the right wayto oh-OH kill yourself.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:00,
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hahaha yeahI'm watching "the uk's top 40" and it all appears to be random noise and no-one can do a song on their own anymore, it has to feature somone with a silly name.
what makes you a miserable old cunt these days?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:34,
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Honda Accord Driver of the weekb3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1621768
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:47,
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NEAR THE TOAP!!!!seriously AB, can you not just do a normal reply further down the thread, we all know about QOTW now.
some of us even read it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:50,
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Are you worried that Wicca is planning to marry someone else?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:00,
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Obviously a sore subject.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:03,
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now you've gone and done it!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:08,
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Only, she was on about her wedding and that there would be no one off the internet there.Given that she met him on the internet, his main hobby is posting links to one part of the internet on another and he has his very own internet radio show, I'm guessing that means Badger won't be at the wedding.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:10,
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well, there's enough of her to make up for it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:12,
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It's a bit stupid if you ask me.If I wanted to read QOTW I'd be there and not here.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:58,
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we should all just link to different part sof the site just in case others didn't see itwww.b3ta.com/board/10773256
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I totally agree...that link is totally blocking out the rest of the internet!
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thanks mongy, I'm glad it was you that said it.xxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38,
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I've stopped taping 'the charts' nowadays.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:40,
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I miss TOTP, good times.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:41,
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The art of 'being able to tape most of 'Axel F' but cutting it off before Bruno Brookes talks'is a lost one, I fear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42,
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dvd's ruined the world :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43,
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totp2 is still on and they're showing year by year from the 70s(, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
gaz me when they get to the 90's.cheers Q.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43,
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thanks Q, I'll tape it and we can watch it together.I've got some dib dabs and nice 'n' spicy nik naks.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:51,
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cause the mmps said so!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:45,
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cheer up MONO!what's for lunch?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
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what did you pack in your lunchbox?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:00,
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I be all like, bustin a sick rhyme boi!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:42,
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i like that black guy who always looks happy when he singshe's got a mong face and can't sing, but he seems happy
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I like the smug looking one that might be black but might notand he doesn't sing, he sorts of mumbles quickly. pitbul, summit like that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:45,
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Gosh yes he's excellent.He's 'street' but he wears suits!! What's all that about????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:46,
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I bet they're not from M&S or top man eitheror his mum buys them for him
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:48,
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I like that 'Akon' fellow.I don't really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:45,
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That's a shameHe speaks quite highly of you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:52,
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I'm always tired. I do not like this.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:47,
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Are you alright with keeping hold of my bass for a bit longer?I forgot that tearing the dining room apart would deny me my 'workshop'.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:49,
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No wuz, cuz.We got patio furniture. You can sit on my patio tomoz.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55,
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SweetWe need to tidy our garden. BBQ BASH!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:56,
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We need to plant our garden. But I've got a patio table and a fire thing.So that's the main stuff sorted.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:01,
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NiceI might come over and help you. Might not. Depends.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:02,
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Can if you like. Dunnafto.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:07,
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I went to bed at 10 the other night.shit, I might even have had a cup of cocoa.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:52,
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I don't like cocoa but I do like drinking chocolateImagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
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woah! I like hot chocolate, but it feels like too much of a treat before bed.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:56,
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hang on, what's the difference between cocoa and hot chocolate?I have never understood this.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:59,
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I think hot chocolate is just cocoa with more sugar in it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:00,
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I think cocoa uses cocoa powder and hot water or milkwhere hot chocolate uses melted chocolate flakes in cream or milk or water.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:03,
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Doesn't matter if I go to bed early or have a lie in or anything.I'm still always tired. And it makes me grumpy and old.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57,
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At the risk of threats of violenceExercise will help
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:58,
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sounds like depressionor M.E
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:59,
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Nah. I'm fat and I eat too much.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:02,
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So many things MMPS, that I don't even know how to categorise them(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:47,
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okay, pick one about music.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53,
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DubstepDon't get it. It literally sounds like noise to me. It sounds no worse than any of BM's very worst stuff.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:54,
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if I'm being honest I don't really know what it is.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57,
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I had to look for itand immediately wished I hadn't
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57,
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This.Someone told me I was listening to dubstep in my car the other day. If they are telling the truth, it turns out some of my favourite music is dubstep. I wouldn't know though.
Sounds like Steinski to me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:58,
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another sign of being an old cunt, not knowing the names of popular music styles.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:01,
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Everything and everyone.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:51,
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oh man. I clicked I like this by mistake.I've been doing this lots, another sign of ageing :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:54,
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Myself, I keep going to open the front door in the morning but getting hold of the fridge door instead(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:58,
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christ mumpsy, is it your turn to ruin everything now?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:54,
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so just being an allround grumpy cunt at everyone is yours then.thanks janet!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55,
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Fuck off, UFM.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55,
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Under Functioning Mentally?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:58,
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Ugly Fat Mess.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:02,
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Alright missusAnother show of force for are brave boys in blue yesterday, then ... six police cars for a single stabbing after five for a flat-emptying mentalist ... anyone'd think they've normally got fuck all to do
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:03,
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I'm listening to David Rodigans radio 2 show.This is temporarily preventing me from being miserable.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55,
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Hey Mumpsy, i'm not old, or miserable, or in fact a cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:04,
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true, you are LOVELY!but I've seen pictures of you elsewhere on the internets and you appear to be a 'metalhead'
is this right?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:06,
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I do like a little guitar rock its true.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 12:09,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:10,
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I preferred your fred, this one's shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:21,
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I'd like to see MONO banned for this.I mean, it's fine when it's shit anyway, but Quinine had a thread going there. It stood a chance of being interesting.
I agree with Janet. DOWN WITH THE BLAD-MONO REGIME! UP WITH THE TAMPONS!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:15,
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yes, i am disappointed by thisit's not enough for a banning though
to be honest, if no-one had replied then we could have just ignored it.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:16,
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what would be enough to get banned by you?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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I think you have to call them a nonce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:18,
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I've suggested he wrestles dogs then fucks them.should I have said puppies?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:20,
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in scary ducks case you have to call him an alcoholic paedophile divorceeand link to his blog
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I'll bear it in mind for Thursday.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43,
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i'm not giving you advice, you miscreant(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:18,
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no, really.I thought you could say what you liked here, you hairy cornflake.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:20,
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yes, that's why people don't get banned very often.if there are legitimate complaints about someone's behaviour, then there is likely to be a stepping or a banning
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:22,
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I'd like to complain about Scaryduck's behaviour.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:24,
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so basically being a mental from south africaor a squirrel fucking yeehaw cowboy paedo.
what did wombat get banned for?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:24,
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not sure, i wasn't the one that banned him(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:29,
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stolen thunder, sadtimes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31,
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mono is dull isn't really a legit complainteven though i get hundreds of gazzes about that every week
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:27,
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it has to be worse than scat porn, marzipan, posting with multiple accounts, or posting a picture of mongy with his balls in a pint of guinness(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:18,
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Oh man...is the Guiness thing true?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:20,
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No.It tastes the same everywhere. Lying paddy cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:22,
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I do own this picture, yesit has been posted on here before
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:26,
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nopost it twice and he appears in front of you, ready to fuck your shit up
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:34,
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That's pretty funny(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:33,
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nah, there are ways of dealing with that(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:26,
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this is all sounding like a challenge to me, why do this? oh well (
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31,
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repeatedly posting meatspin on the main board, what larks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:34,
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unleash the bots of war, lets see how the b3ta servers deal with a flooding (
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:36,
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Yeah. And if air wasn't see through we'd have bigger ears. Neither is ever likely though.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:18,
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I like the phrase 'and if the Queen had balls she'd be the King'Same works for Auntie/Uncle
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:19,
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What if I claim that what looked like just "Fred Dibnah" was actually a coded message thatwas terribly offensive to me.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:19,
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I am struggling to understand exactly what baldmonkey wrotebut I second this.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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fried dibnah more like!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:15,
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Stop ruining things Mono(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:16,
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he can't help ithe sees a bunch of people having a good time and thinks to himself 'how can i spoil this?'
*shakes head sadly*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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This is why that when he comes to Baldmonkey's loftI'm going to push him down the stairs
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:18,
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I won't shove you very hardIt'll be more like a gentle push.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:22,
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woah! is this an OT invasion?___ _ _ ____ _ _ _ _ _____ ___ __ _ _ ___ _ _
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:22,
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Oh man I thought I'd escaped that bullying by coming here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:23,
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he's wearing his hi tec silver shadows again(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:24,
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I wonder if they've hit retro cool yetif gola can do it, any piece of shit can
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:27,
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Fucking Dunlop Amber Flash managed it.I'm waiting for 'fake street market 'Adidas' with four stripes' to be 'hip'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:29,
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shit dawg there's hope for my British Knights(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:35,
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HahahahaChrist alive I'd forgotten about them shits, I might have to dust off my LA Gears now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:41,
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Super Strada x2 anyone?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:36,
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New ThreadsWhat was the last item of clothing you bought? I have to get a new suit for a wedding, i have suits i don't want a new suit, it's well gay.
You any good at needlework? I'm not.
Who is your favourite Fred? Mine's Dineage
Give reasons for all your answers, pricks
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well done, qyou didn't crack under pressure. today you are a man.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:56,
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i was working on it, i just wanted to offer some praise firstbut now i think i'll just go and be sick
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:00,
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it's disappointing that people are giving you such concise answersthey know how this place operates, right? no reason why you should do all the work
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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i think they're wary of me, i'm fairly new at this talk stuff and i'm not baldmonkey or someone(, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
show them what you're capable of quinentinen!(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:10,
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Stop getting all fredening (threatening)(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:10,
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They may take our livesBUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OOR FRED-DOM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:15,
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whatever happened to theoban?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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i asked him and he said he was too busyi miss him most of all :(
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:09,
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what kind of t shirt? this isn't 1 word answers day you knowand why dibnah? he's that bloke who knocks down buildings isn't it?
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Dibnah is shit. He's literally the worst Fred ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03,
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What about that shit unfunny cartoon, Fred?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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Dibnah is worse.Worse even than Fred from Scooby-Doo who was the shittest character apart from Scrappy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06,
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Newspaper cartoons are all fucking toss.Remember 'The Perishers'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:10,
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i like that one about the married amn and woman who are always in their pants(, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
George and Mildred?(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:15,
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Yeah, Bassett. Although there's another one just called 'Fred' that's also pretty shit.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:12,
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Nah. Fred Bassett is in a league of its own. It doesn't even try to be funny.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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Shoes, no, either Right Said or Neitzsche(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:58,
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It's that one that goes "You're my mate and I will stand by you" that does it for me.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:02,
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It's payday on Friday and I'm tempted to get myself some new threads from charity shops for the next Personality Horse stage show.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:08,
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I've got some cravats somewhere.I bought them for a fancy dress thing. Can't remember what I was going as. Some sort of cock hound I suppose.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11,
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What you need is a Rick Wakeman style cape.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:13,
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i wish it was payday on fridayi'm broke :(
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11,
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i get paid next thursdayi'm not sure what kind of company baldmonkey works for, but its obviously a wrong one
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actually, the last item of clothing i bought was a suit!imagine that
i think the last time i picked up a needle and thread it was to try and make a werewolf costume. within 5 minutes i had given up and used a stapler instead. it worked fine, clearly sewing is bollocks.
fred flintstone
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:00,
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I need some new sneakrrrz. Mine are deceased. I have my warehouse chaps trying to glue them.Shite, soz.
Fred 'Sonic' Smith from the mighty MC5, of COURSE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:01,
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SuitYes
West
I don't have to explain myself to you.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03,
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Well.Socks- because all mine had holes
I can sew on a button, and do a little needlework, mostly learnt from stitching patches on to my jacket
I like West, I really do enjoy documentaries on a good old murder.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05,
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leather elbow pads on tweed?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06,
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Did you see the one with Emily Watson in it?That was really good.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:13,
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I wish Fredsbee Adam would come back.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06,
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I've not heard that Frank Sidebottom thing before(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:08,
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Yeah. Frank was brillopants.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:16,
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Did you ever read a comic called 'Oink'?He used to feature in that quite often.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17,
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do you really, or will you just tell him to kill himself again?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11,
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No. I feel bad.I thought he knew I love him and was only joshing.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:14,
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it doesn't look like joshing though, does itit looks thoroughly unpleasant
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:15,
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maybe he finally snapped and did what balmonkey was instructing him to do afterall(, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
I feel awful and hope he will eventually return so I can apologise to him properly.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:20,
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I don't believe in clothes or work or fred(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:07,
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Good morning everyone, my name is Windy Pig, this is my thread.
Can you help me? I am writing pub quiz for tonight, and i need a new music round. 5 songs that are linked together by a theme or artist or fact. Can't be too obscure, but nothing too obvious either. I would appreciate any suggestions, but will pay nothing, nor will there be any recognition beyond my most profound thanks.
lots of love
WP.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:04,
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so's mine now.LOL
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:06,
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Plus, I had just joined in(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:07,
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hey Twoooooooohats.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08,
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I read that to the tune of Day Tripper(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:09,
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don't do that(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:15,
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I read that to the tune of You Can't Do That(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:18,
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I read that in the style of 'Hall and Oates'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:21,
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do it again.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:22,
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I read this in the style of The Beach Boys, and Steely Danand, according to Google, The Chemical Brothers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:23,
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Ooh. Good one Windy Pig.How about frog songs? Not sure I can think of five though.
The Frog Chorus by Paul McCartney
Frog Princess by Divine Comedy
Anything by Maurice Chevalier
I'd say something by The Frogs but they are a tiny bit obscure.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:07,
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I like it, if we can find a few more obvious ones to give the thickos a chance.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08,
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Is there a more obvious modern french singer?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:09,
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Is Celine Dion French?She seems to change her nationality as it suits her
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10,
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No. She lacks style, beauty or interest. She is canadian.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11,
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Aparently there is a song called "Kiss That Frog" by Peter Gabriel.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11,
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Peace Frog by The Doors(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10,
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That hideous Crazy Frog song.*shudders*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:10,
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The one you STILL have as your ring tone you mean?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11,
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Un Homme Et Une Femme.That's a fucking ace one. a haw he hawhehawhehaw a haw he hawhehawhehaw a hawhehawheeee a hawhehaaaaaw.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:13,
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There. Sorted.The Frog Chorus by Paul McCartney
Frog Princess by Divine Comedy
Peace Frog by The Doors
Un Homme Et Une Femme by Francis Lai
Axel F by The Crazy Frog
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:14,
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I am going to wait, maybe someone will do better, i mean, it's good, but is it THE ONE???
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:15,
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Well, look, feel free to jot it in your notebook for future reference.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:19,
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will do, thanks BM
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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That kids one about the frogs on the log.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:08,
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one night in heaven - m peopleit takes two - marvin gaye & whoever it was
the magic number - de la soul
something by the four seasons
five years time - noah and the whale
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:17,
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this is also good.Thanks Modolith.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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i was also thinking you could try and think of bands that have a letter in their names (b-52s, m people, a, n-dubz, etc)and use it to spell a 5 letter word
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:25,
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Cee Lo Green
U2
N-Dubz
T-Rex
S-Club 7
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:29,
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YAY! A TLA THEME!ELO
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:30,
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OMD!EDIT: Actually, this doesn't count. Sorry.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:31,
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Fleetwood Foghat Supergroup?Wow....imagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45,
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Getting ARRESTED.Caught by the Fuzz (Supergrass), I Fought the Law (Bobby Fuller), Been Caught Stealing (Jane's Addiction), Fulsom Prison Blues (J Cash) another one by some other cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:17,
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NICE.I shot the sherrif (bob marley)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:18,
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Breaking the Law - Judas Priest(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:19,
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There we go.Here to help.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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i like this one a lot.thanks monty, don't listen to what they say about you, you're ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:20,
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Am I fuck. I'm well suspect.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:21,
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rapist?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:22,
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The house is now emptySo yes thank you...much more relaxed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28,
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fast food songlas ketchup
gerhardt burger
give another little pizza my heart now honey
try a little tenderloin
guess the link?
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quentin, i think maybe it is best you stay out of this one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:21,
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Tie a 'Blue Riband' round the old oak tree(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:26,
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Something by Oreo Speedwagon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:27,
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Viscount this be love - Van Halen(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28,
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The Final ViscountDown(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:28,
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Nice in Nice: The Stranglers(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:37,
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Garibaldi Single Ladies by some pop bird(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:38,
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you macaroon spin round baby right round like a record baby round round(, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
Tell Me Sweet Little Fries(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:22,
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American Girl - Tom PettyAmerican Woman - The Guess Who
American Pie - Don McLean
America - Simon & Garfunkel
Soz, can't think of another one
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:21,
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I need 5.idiot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:22,
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Kids In America.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:23,
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Kim Wilde: Kids in America(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:33,
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why did you post that 10 minutes after baldmonkey posted it?do you have him on ignore for being great?
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Nah.Me and monts are tight.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:41,
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then why is he trying to copy you?i think we need to get the mods involved here
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mmps gets away with it, why shouldn't anyone else?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:46,
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Hey ModolithCan you make Adam come back?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:48,
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DoSee also: Binky, Jackaction, Blue Star
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:56,
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jackaction is still here, blue star won't come backbinky was here the other day but she should be here more than that, i agree
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:02,
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Well then we need new peopleHow can we make that happen?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:05,
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Ban baldmonkey?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:12,
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Nah, counter productive innitWe need more people, not fewer
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13,
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Oh man, that would be greatMANOLITH! Make this happen please
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:22,
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to claim your FREE CAKEwander down to your local supermarket, wearing your most accommodating trousers. go to the cake aisle. stuff as much cake into your trousers as possible. leave.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:40,
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Ok greatSo I should just print this conversation out and use it as a sort of voucher?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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nope, just follow the instructions and give a cheery wink to any shop security guards you see(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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And I am a fantastic winker, as you know(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:55,
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maybe if people weren't complete cunts whenever a new person appeared, that would helpalthough i think new people should refrain from starting new threads and just contribute for a while
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39,
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AgreedAlso, /links should stop sending people over to post stuff. That never ends well.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:40,
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so now all we have to do is change the personalities of cunts on the internet...i give up
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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Now you're getting itYou might just be a great mod yet
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53,
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i like linkswell, half their popular page anyway
whenevr i've popped over to say hello they get defensive, its like fifty fat spastic kids with crayons over there
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The whole GC (or Veet) thing gets beyond ridiculousWho cares if it's been linked once before, 4 years ago. If it's a good find then it should be shared.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:54,
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I've tooken you off of ignore. I can see you now.Hello.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:47,
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Oh yeah I do, going back to the 'porn on /OT day' a year or so back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:44,
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Can you see me yet?*waves*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45,
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It wasn't really porn.It was just two girls, head and shoulders, perhaps naked, we don't know, kissing.
With squids on their heads.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:46,
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Zelda? I hardly know her!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:56,
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I was warned before I saw it.It seems I was LIED TO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:48,
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omg you have missed out on all of his greatest ever postsyou poor sod
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nah. he seen me on OT as personality horse innit(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:51,
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yeah but just imagine missing all those great birdwatching postshe's missed out, just imagine
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I've posted on talk before but only once or twice.It's alright innit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:58,
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i like talk's attitude better than OT'sbut sometimes it slows down to a stop here
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/OT have 10 times more users that /talk doesWe need more new people I think
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:03,
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What can I say, I'm an optimistThis board will close if we don't get any n00bs
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:06,
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If it closes you will have literally nothing to do during the daythink on THAT
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:14,
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I'll go on OT.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:19,
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You're so contraryWanna cyber?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:23,
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nah they just like to waffle about themselveshow do we encourage new people? you want me to start posting links on other forums to talk? let me see... people are probably bored of Stormfront, mumsnet and myspace by now
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I think we should take down Facebook200 million new /talkers in one fell swoop
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:09,
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nine out of ten of them are right benders though(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07,
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Be that as it mayA few of them should come over here once in a while. Q's right, it does slow down to a crawl sometimes, but when it's good it's good.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:08,
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Well I'm here now so it's all fine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:10,
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and adam's over theremaybe there should be a big swaparound, all OT's best come over here and talk's worst go over there
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Theme from American Tale: Fievel Goes West(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28,
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THERE ARE NO CATS IN A-MER-I-CA!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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Didn't Razorlight do one called America too?I like them, they're really challenging and cool.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:22,
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objection(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:23,
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Theme from M*A*S*HJeremy - Pearl Jam
The Reasons Why - The Cure
William's Last Words - Manic Street Preachers
Suicide Blonde - INXS
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:27,
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That's what you need from a pub quiz.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:47,
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I'm only good at sports questions but I'll try for you pigster.otis redding, sitting on the dock of a bay
john denver, leaving on a jet plane
patsy cline, she's got you
buddy holly, peggy sue
aliyah, try again
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:32,
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they all died in a plane crash.I don't think it was the same one, but I'm not sure.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:37,
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well if they weren't all in the same onethat would imply all their planes crashed into each other, and thats hardly likely
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I'm glad you're here to point these things out QI'd be lost without you!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:40,
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Musical body partsHips Don't Lie - Shakira
Moobs Like Jagger - Maroon 5
Kick In The Teeth - Papa Roach
Dickie Davis Eyes - Half Man Half Biscuit
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Nose Surprises - Radiohead
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I liked the idea, But then realised most of these aren't the real titles. If you can do 5 proper ones I might go with this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:40,
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you totally ignored mine :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:44,
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Thats cos it was shit!Nah, not really, already did that one a few weeks ago, but swap out aalyha for the big bopper.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:54,
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well how was I supposed to know? I never got an invite :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:55,
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Ring of fire.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45,
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FishGone Fishing - Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong
Under The Sea - The Lobster from The Little Mermaid
The theme to Flipper
Theme to Jaws
Addicted To Bass - Puretone
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:39,
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i can't believe you did fish instead of birdsit's like you're mongy and i'm you
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45,
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Fucking hellThat doesn't even bear thinking about
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:47,
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i am you and you are me and we are threeCOME TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW, OVER RICH TEA
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Wait a minuteAm I the unsuspecting victim of some sort of embarassing jape?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:59,
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no the facepalm is for me thinking that they were both the same song(, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
Oh!Don't feel bad. I do that all the time. I used to get Play the Game and It's A Hard Life (both by Queen) mixed up. They blend together really well.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07,
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i guess for me it was that john lennon sung on both tracksand they were both about coming together
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YesBut why he wants people to come together over him is anyone's guess
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:12,
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Gold Q, pure gold(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17,
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Man, you're en FUEGO!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:21,
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i was gonna post some miami sound machine lyrics herebut i think the song i'm thinking of is all in mexican
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It's a hard life, when you play the gameBut it's so easy; it's a kind of magic.
Under pressure? Spread your wings!
It's a crazy little thing
When everybody sings Quee-ee-eeen.
I fucking love you Frank Sidebottom. AIOH.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:58,
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I'm quite comfortable with thatIt's no secret that I am extremely fond of the fragrant Janet
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:57,
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show me love - robynsomething by taylor swift
99 problems - jay z
black and gold - sam sparro
something by a flock of seagulls
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:44,
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PICK ME"We Like to Party"
"Boom Boom Boom Boom"
"Up and Down"
"We're Going to Ibiza"
"Parada de Tettas"
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:46,
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still haven't fixee your original one yet sunshine.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 9:56,
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give it a break, it's learnt to count to five now(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:57,
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alright, jeez, it's only the internet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:18,
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SHAPESHip To Be Square - Huey Lewis And Also The News
Circle Of Life - Lion King/Elton John
Bermuda Triangle - Barry Manilow
Diamonds Are Forever - Shirley Basset's Licorice Allsorts
Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:00,
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Peace Be A Rhombus(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36,
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jumpin' jack flashdancing queen
king of the road
ace of spades
joker and the thief
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:01,
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DOUBLE YES!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:18,
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no sleep till brooklyn, beastie boysacross 110th street, bobby womack
the message, grandmaster flash and the furious 5
dirty blvd, lou reed
shattered, the rolling stones
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07,
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VERY NICE.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:19,
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\o/I did a bit of white wee in excitement!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:23,
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I don't know what the link is.:(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25,
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EXPLOSIONS.Can't think of any. Soz.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:08,
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Bang & Blame - REM(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11,
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boom boom boom - vengaboysboom shake the room - jazzy jeff and the fresh prince.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:12,
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Behold the Detonator - Tuff Crew(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30,
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FastnessSorted For Es and Whizz
Speed King
From Rusher With love
The Quick And The Dead
The Fast And The Furious
Dunno.
I think I'm spent.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11,
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Speed DemonRocket Man
Rocket Queen
Fast Car
Fast Love
There are loads. Well done Baldmonkey. You've done it again!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13,
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It's Morrissey's birthday todaydo that
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:13,
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The Day The Music Died(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15,
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I'm reading Eric Clapton's autobiography BaldersI'm not sure if his ghost writer isn't very good, or if he is indeed a massive whiny prick.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:17,
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Nah, I'm going to finish itHe's just not coming across very well, that's all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:24,
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It's very "woe is me" In spite of the fact that he had a fairly stable upbringing and was THE FUCKING MOST FAMOUS GUITARIST IN THE WORLD!!! Yeah, he does exhibit the qualities of an anus, it's true.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:33,
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If he'd have had the good sense to have died in about 1970I'd think he was excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41,
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I prefer 'Cocaine' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48,
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Well Happy birthday Morrisey!Is this the one day of the year he's not a miserable cunt, do you reckon?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15,
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I don't like morrisey, or the smiths.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:21,
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They are utterly shit and people who like them are wankers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42,
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why the fuck are you leaving this to the last minute pigster?not only that, relying on us to help you out.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:16,
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I always do it last minute, for i am incapable of organising my time more efficiently. I culd have done it yesterday, but decided to spend the afternoon/evening in the pub instead.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:20,
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fair enough pigster.I'm hardly the plan everything out type.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:22,
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to be fair, most o the rest of the quiz i just steal from the quizzes the newspapers do about the weeks news on a friday. I'm very lazy. Although, this week the specialist round is 1990, which may require some actual research to find interesting stuff about 1990.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:24,
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TIP: it was 'time for the Guru'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:52,
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This was a very good thread, Windy Pig.If we had more threads like this, perhaps we wouldn't need to set of the explosives.
I blame modfail; manolith
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:16,
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it is definitely his fault.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:31,
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*spins the wheel of threads*the next thread is by...
*tick tick tick tick... tick...... tick*
QUENTIN!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48,
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don't blame me, manit's the wheel. get on with it.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:55,
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where's Janet?She likes music, and this thread isn't about lego or birds or baldmonkeys ballbag, and she isn't bothering. shame.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:22,
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It's like she doesn't want to actually talk about stuff; she just wants to moan.As if she were bleeding out her cunt.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:24,
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Mental illnessBasket case - Greenday
Crazy - Aerosmith
Paranoid - Garbage
Insane in the brain - Cypress Hill
I'm cracking up I need a pill - Babylon Zoo
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:26,
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this is also genuinely good.Thread bookmarked, and i'm sorted for a few weeks. Thanks all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30,
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Meat songsMorrissey - meat is burger
Berlin - Steak my breath away
Royksopp - Pork Leno
Radiohead - Paranoid Hamdroid
Abba - Chicken Tikka
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:34,
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MR MEN!Don't WORRY, Be HAPPY - probably Bob Marley. I dunno.
Something Inside (So STRONG) - Rik Waller
BUMP N Grind - R Kelly
Slap and TICKLE - Squeeze
SILLY Thing - Sex Pistols
All The SMALL Things - Blink 182
DAYDREAM Believer - Monkees
LAZY Sunday - Small Faces
Ain't It FUNNY - Jennifer Lopez
D'You Know What I MEAN? - Oasis
DIZZY - Vic Reeves and The Wonderstuff
It's IMPOSSIBLE - Perry Como (Or the theme from Mission IMPOSSIBLE by god-knows-who)
It's Oh So QUIET - Bjork
RUSHes - Darius
Walk TALL - Val Doonican
etc
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:40,
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In the cartoon, Mr.Rude is French(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44,
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There is no Mr Rude.Roger Hargreaves was dead before it was written. So it's bullshit. See also "Little Misses".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47,
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Indeed. Fake-ass bitches.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:52,
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I hope they all meet Mr Ripper in a dark alley.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:56,
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There's a Mr.Rude in the cartoonYou Mr.Men Hipster
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:56,
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Songs that became famous after someone covered themClaramae Turner – You'll Never Walk Alone
Gloria Jones – Tainted Love
Josh White – House Of The Rising Sun
Claude François – Comme D'Habitude - bwcame My way
Leadbelly – Black Betty
Lori Lieberman – Killing Me Softly
Otis Redding – Respect
/edit shitty pasting skills
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47,
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The song from the um bongo adverts(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48,
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we did that one already, but it was a really good one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:51,
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Morning BaldmonkeyHave you seen this yet?
www.geekologie.com/2012/05/now-make-a-pirate-parrot-british-bird-le.php
You?
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:51,
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That's rather whizzo!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:58,
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Can I have your rubiks cube yet?I want to see if I can do it but I don't want to pay for one and you must be bored of yours now.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:00,
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No I'm not bored yetI have two now
A keyring one
and a proper
one
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:01,
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Cool.Let me know when you are bored. You can give it to me for free.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:06,
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No worries. You can make me some tea as well.Assam please.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:08,
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Cool. Lemon drizzle?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:10,
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Then I will.Do you have a teapot and proper cups or shall I bring those as well?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:14,
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NEVER infuse a dinosaur.You'll only leave him wanting more.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15,
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It's a bit shit, the holes are too big so it only works with tea with big leaves.(
MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17,
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Balls to that then.I'm afraid the assam is seriously dessicated.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:18,
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The robin, of course, is not a winter bird. It is a permanent resident of much of the UK.In Victorian times, postmen wore red tunics and were often nicknamed "robins" because both had in common a distinctive red breast. It was Victorians who invented sending Christmas cards which would have been delivered by "robins" so it was not long before the postmen were represented by erithacus rubecula in the images on the cards. So began the relationship between Christmas and robins that we are left with today.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:04,
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Fantastic.We have a robin in our garden, Dad makes sure he is well fed.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:07,
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You don't need to worry about a robin. Cocky bastards.It'll happily take on a magpie.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:09,
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Magpies are cool.They have that magical shiny blue/green bit on their rump. And blackbirds keep building a nest in my mum and dads garden and the magpies come along and smash all the eggs up. It's fucking cool.
I love all the crows me; carrion, jackdaw, rook, raven, magpie, jay and all the other ones I ain't seen yet.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:11,
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I like the way they fly. I like the way their flight feathers look like fingers. I like that they are at least as intelligent as a primate.And I like the startled looks on their faces when I set off the explosives.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15,
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Do we still get ravens in the wild in this country or is the queen holding them all prisoner at the tower?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20,
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if they leave, the country explodes or something.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:22,
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Good.You know how crows make and use tools, right, maybe we should use a combination of eugenics and genetic engineering to create a new breed of ravens to act as servants.
I bet they'd be a ace at soldering.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:24,
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I don't like the noise they make (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:25,
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It's exactly the same noise I get in my head when reading b3ta.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:28,
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I've seen them about.couldn't tell you exactly where though.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:23,
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Are you sure?An awful lot of people seem to think carrion crows are ravens.
I mean, how good are you at birds?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:25,
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Not good enough to recognise the difference between them with goole image searches apparently.What's the difference?
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:28,
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Aren't Ravens just very big?The ones I saw were way bigger than crows.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:29,
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Cool. Now remember where please.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:32,
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according to thiswww.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/r/raven/index.aspx
They're mostly in the west
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:34,
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Ravens are MUCH bigger.Chances are, if you are seeing lots of them, they are carrion crows.
Also,rooks have a grey beak and jackdaws are smaller and their head fades from black at the beak to silvery dark grey at the neck and then the body is black.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:31,
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nah, usually just the one.Sometimes a one or two more close by but not lots of them.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:32,
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I tell you what, Mono, this board is definitely at its best when everyone but us shuts the fuck up.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:00,
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oh, mono!words cannot adequately decry the depths of my loathing for you. you and baldbag enjoy your daily
show, k?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:02,
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She's always hostile.It's like she is always on the blob.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:09,
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I am just actually bored with you and fatcunty.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:10,
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BUT YOU KEEP SPAMMING YOUR DULL SHITPOSTS ALL OVER /TALK.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:13,
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Then use the ignore button.It's not really that hard is it?
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:15,
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oh Janet, you should know the internet better than this.you must realise you'll just get hounded for this now, as it looks like a massive flouncy wobble :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:13,
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no such thing, mumpsy.I am simply protesting against le quo de status.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:14,
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but that's what it looks like and how it will be taken.I don't make the rules!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:16,
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I think she's on the blob.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17,
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oh man, and she's now been called a michael gove. sadtimes :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:24,
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Yes. I think she is on the blob.I don't understand. I'm finding this particular thread FASCINATING.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:22,
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I'm in a REALLY BAD MOOD.can you tell?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:24,
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Yes.I have a heightened intuition when it comes to "women".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:33,
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SEE? this is exactly what I was saying janet.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:23,
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fuck off, noob.this ain't no flounce.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:23,
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and now you're being mean to me :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:24,
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yeah the adam and janet show was far more entertaining, eh(
mongychops, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20,
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are you really saying you find mono entertaining?oh, mongy :(
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:22,
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He was probably insinuating that you're as boring and tedious as I am.(
MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:24,
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Sometimes I wonder if you would be any less repulsive if someone reached up your chasm, grabbed hold of your skull and yanked, turning you inside out.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:07,
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sometimes I wish you would fuck off and die.still, can't always get what you want, eh?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:11,
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That's not very nice. :((
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:17,
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speak as I find, balders.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21,
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Well, I can't begrudge you that.Tampon?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:33,
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*gets out lighter*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:36,
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How come, given the similarity to cigarettes, no one has invented the comedy exploding tampon?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:39,
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I think you just did. I'd watch that dragon's den episode.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:40,
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I could shove some up Deborah Meaden and that new one.Ironically. Cause they both dried up years ago innit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:02,
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Cynthia stood in the middle of the laughing crowd somewhat shocked. As she surveyed the scene betwixt her legs she was at first struck by the crimson mess.Then, by the mysterious piece of blood soaked fabric which had landed on her best ballroom shoes. It was a good few seconds before she recognised it; it was, of course the gusset of her finest bloomers.
Struck, though she was, by embarrassment that the state of her intimacies was revealed to the whole room, she could not help but join in the raucous guffawing of the assembly.
"Oh Dr Faversham!" she exclaimed, for it was he who had procured for her the exploding tampon which had provided such mirthful devastation.
Also her pubes were all burnt and her clit was blistered.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:45,
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I like this.I might log in as the personality horse just so I can click I like this on my own post.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:01,
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Good MONO!my son likes lego, sometimes we make stuff.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:10,
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I like lego.Free lego in the sun this week, don't forget.
I'm working and there's no smiths nearby, might go to toys are us later though but the lego in the week is usually shit.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:12,
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Lego seems to be best fun when you make the kit then smash it up to make something else.go imagination!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:14,
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NO.I like lego when everything is where it should be.
I being creative is fine if you just have a big tub of random lego but if you get a set you should build the correct thing.
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MONO!, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:16,
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Yeah. And then smash it up and build some random shit with your kids.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20,
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yeah, this is the best way to do lego.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:21,
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I love the doing the instructions.But then it's like "now what?" So it gets mixed in with the other stuff and the boys have a whole fuckload of fun.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:35,
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my son made some wickedcool starwars stuff, better than any of the kits.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:37,
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Mine makes fragile held-together-by-one-square oddities and then gets upset when they instantly break.Never learns. It's super.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:40,
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I'm always telling my son to make sure there is sufficient structural integrity in his designs."plan first, then play" that's our motto.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:43,
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poor MONO! so bound by the rules :'(one day you're going to have a nervous breakdown and smash all you kits up and make a disturbing scene and your girlfriend will walk in to find you just in your pants, giggling while shoving some of the lego up your bum.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:20,
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I bet you'd be a great dad, except for the rather nazi lego attitude.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:28,
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did you go into the study? well, did you?daddy knows where all the lego was, so I'll give you this one chance to tell the truth.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:33,
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cause they're fucking idiots.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:37,
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I don't.That shit gets right on my tits.
I've always spoken to my kids in exactly the same way I would speak to any other human; with contempt.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:48,
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Yeah. Eight years ago I was saying the same thing.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:37,
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I've been awake 20 minutes and I'm already ready to kill someone(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:47,
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oh shit, first janet and now you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:50,
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Janet and I are kindred spirits, what can I say(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:52,
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so much so your menstrual cycles are in tune.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:53,
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Someone is trying to sell a vial of Reagan's bloodI think we should club together and buy it. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:58,
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More low quality cowboy films?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:59,
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What about the fucking chimp one? You monsterNot to mention the important work he could do in the Middle East.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:02,
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Now THAT is effiency.Good work Two Hats. Please pop round the corner and burn down my office.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:50,
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At homeHence my willingness to murder
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:51,
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Let's go out a whoring.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:54,
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You're on
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 8:56,
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Is this some anti-islamic thing?Because I'm not really comfortable with it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:03,
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Oh you little scamp(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:06,
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bored of that now.www.b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1621381#answers-post-1621671
sweet christ is this real?
alt: morning, motherfuckers. plans for the day? imma sulk. all day.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 5:40,
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'Ning the LOVELIEST SIDEKICK.*Panders*
I'm off to bed shortly, so 'Bye again.
*Farewell panderings*
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 22 May 2012, 6:45,
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Dear god. I'm off to the dentists :( but then I'm going to do HOLIDAY PACKING YAY so it's not all bad.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:26,
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YepStuck in my head every time someone mentions it.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:41,
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Can't get you out of my headYour holidays all I think about.
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magnum, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:50,
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you sulk everyday Janet, you miserable cow.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:28,
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and you FUCKING LOVE ITyou slaaaag.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:50,
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*drops monocle*I say!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:52,
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began use of an android tab recently, the old netbook has passed into historyAnyone know of a good photo editing app? Or rather a good drawing app?
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:09,
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There does seem to be a photoshop touch for 6 quid.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:40,
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PaintNow answer this question
wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_the_world's_biggest_prick&action=edit§ion=new
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:11,
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BAH SHITTY ANDROID TABLET! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING DIFFICULT?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:15,
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it's not so badI got a fancy enough keyboard
And the telly's 48 inch, it works quite nicely!
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:36,
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My Asus transformer fucks me right off. It keeps crashing and the screen is shit.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:39,
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i got the acer a500?Just got the ics update not long ago too, the screen's pretty ace too.
Just need a low table now, sorta level with the old beanbag chair, and I'm away
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:46,
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making mohammeda mong, presumably?
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:30,
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You mean like chocolate body paint?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:23,
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candy is dandy,but liquor is quicker..
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 22 May 2012, 0:33,
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i went to work that way once.. i got funny looksmaybe i missed a ball..
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'ning dudeTricks?
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 22 May 2012, 1:11,
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