my kids love that book
www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Bum-Stephanie-Blake/dp/1877467979/
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www.amazon.co.uk/Poo-Bum-Stephanie-Blake/dp/1877467979/
( , Wed 10 May 2017, 9:15, archived)
cool
I'm bored as fuck and browsing for PC parts, going to do a well deserved upgrade at the end of the month; new case, new GPU, maybe a gaming mouse and mechanical keyboard as well and if money allows a 2nd monitor too. I'll finally be able to play games released after 2012 :D
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I'm bored as fuck and browsing for PC parts, going to do a well deserved upgrade at the end of the month; new case, new GPU, maybe a gaming mouse and mechanical keyboard as well and if money allows a 2nd monitor too. I'll finally be able to play games released after 2012 :D
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I have...wait for it...4 yes 4 24 inch flat panels like this
www.ebuyer.com/746747-acer-s241hl-24-full-hd-1ms-slim-gaming-monitor-um-fs1ee-c01?mkwid=s_dm&pcrid=51508043699&pkw=&pmt=&gclid=CjsKDwjw0cXIBRCxjqnE3K3sHhIkAL1LezT8xVlW3OhDOaigj2cHtwqHunIJ9WOYBG8FdGssMz2JGgIIIPD_BwE
I should have only 3 but amazon properly fucked up an order once and brought me a free one by mistake.
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www.ebuyer.com/746747-acer-s241hl-24-full-hd-1ms-slim-gaming-monitor-um-fs1ee-c01?mkwid=s_dm&pcrid=51508043699&pkw=&pmt=&gclid=CjsKDwjw0cXIBRCxjqnE3K3sHhIkAL1LezT8xVlW3OhDOaigj2cHtwqHunIJ9WOYBG8FdGssMz2JGgIIIPD_BwE
I should have only 3 but amazon properly fucked up an order once and brought me a free one by mistake.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:51, archived)
That's a nice monitor actually, good price too
Would you recommend?
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Would you recommend?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 17:29, archived)
Yes certainly.
The picture is great. I don't really do games though so can't
Comment there.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 17:35, archived)
The picture is great. I don't really do games though so can't
Comment there.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 17:35, archived)
Anythings an improvememt over my current setup
The image quality will be more important for the design stuff I occasionally do, I'll keep it as a strong maybe though, cheers
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 18:20, archived)
The image quality will be more important for the design stuff I occasionally do, I'll keep it as a strong maybe though, cheers
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 18:20, archived)
Why use 2 monitors when you can just get one massive one like I did?
www.pcbuyit.co.uk/dell-u3415w-34-ips-led-ultra-wide-curved-monitor-hdmi-dp-monitor.html
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www.pcbuyit.co.uk/dell-u3415w-34-ips-led-ultra-wide-curved-monitor-hdmi-dp-monitor.html
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 18:07, archived)
The £500 saving
I'm not one for that eyefinity complete immersion setup, I'd like a 2nd screen so I can have other stuff open on it while I game, or to put references on when I'm using the main screen for 3D stuff or drawing
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I'm not one for that eyefinity complete immersion setup, I'd like a 2nd screen so I can have other stuff open on it while I game, or to put references on when I'm using the main screen for 3D stuff or drawing
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nerd chat:
budget upgrade for a Radeon HD5700? I've got an i5-6600K but it's going to waste with such an old GPU.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 19:03, archived)
budget upgrade for a Radeon HD5700? I've got an i5-6600K but it's going to waste with such an old GPU.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 19:03, archived)
Not the foggiest.
It never occurs to me to read up on these things until after I've built a PC, but then I realise that it's too late and so don't bother.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 19:14, archived)
It never occurs to me to read up on these things until after I've built a PC, but then I realise that it's too late and so don't bother.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 19:14, archived)
I tried to do one earlier
but some inconsiderate fucker was in the cubicle next to me so neither of us could go. After 10 minutes I caved and left.
I still need to shit but may wait til I get home now, I can't handle the disappointment of going back in there to find someone else is using it again. And an irrational phobia was born!
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but some inconsiderate fucker was in the cubicle next to me so neither of us could go. After 10 minutes I caved and left.
I still need to shit but may wait til I get home now, I can't handle the disappointment of going back in there to find someone else is using it again. And an irrational phobia was born!
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Only Teh Gay's are really comfortable about relaxing their sphincters when another man is grunting only a couple of feet away
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I've been off the booze for a couple of days.
Consequently I've just done my first firm poo in a while, quite an ordeal if I'm honest.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 19:05, archived)
Consequently I've just done my first firm poo in a while, quite an ordeal if I'm honest.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 19:05, archived)
Afternoon my lovelies
This is my last week off work. How should I mark the occasion?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
This is my last week off work. How should I mark the occasion?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
cut back on the wanking so that you're not overcome with urges by 3pm and end up rubbing one out in the stationery cupboard
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You'll have to talk to 2Hats about that.
I thought it was crap.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:56, archived)
I thought it was crap.
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I genuinely don't know what I like about it.
There are a few gems of episodes but the majority of it is shite.
Have you seen the Chardee MacDennis game episodes?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:01, archived)
There are a few gems of episodes but the majority of it is shite.
Have you seen the Chardee MacDennis game episodes?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:01, archived)
2Hats is right, you won't win me round.
I watched episode one, it was painfully unfunny, so I'm not motivated to go back to it.
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I watched episode one, it was painfully unfunny, so I'm not motivated to go back to it.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:10, archived)
I wouldn't try and win you around.
And I skipped series 1-4 and just started at series 5.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:11, archived)
And I skipped series 1-4 and just started at series 5.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:11, archived)
Yeah, if a programme is "only good if you don't watch most of it" then I'm not bothering.
Bojack Horseman is supposed to be hilarious if you skip the first 6 episodes - bollocks to that.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:15, archived)
Bojack Horseman is supposed to be hilarious if you skip the first 6 episodes - bollocks to that.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:15, archived)
I decided to get almond milk for me overnight oats.
Dunno man, I just don't know.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
Dunno man, I just don't know.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
That's a risky move right there, Slippy Mickey
What's wrong with good old standard British, proper pasteurized lactose filled cow's milk? S'not natural all these substitutes, when was the last time you saw someone milk an almond anyway? Mug's game, son.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:11, archived)
What's wrong with good old standard British, proper pasteurized lactose filled cow's milk? S'not natural all these substitutes, when was the last time you saw someone milk an almond anyway? Mug's game, son.
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Apparently you can make it yourself by blending 1 cup of almonds (skin removed) with 4 cups of water.
Then running it through a muslin, but if it's going in oats you'd probably be better not filtering some of the 'goodness' out?
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Then running it through a muslin, but if it's going in oats you'd probably be better not filtering some of the 'goodness' out?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
Might as well just soak your oats in water, chuck in some nuts for texture.
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Real men soak their oats in blood.
Not their own blood, that would be gross.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:13, archived)
Not their own blood, that would be gross.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:13, archived)
Gunga galunga
And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
Sure. Is it your first welly wanging? I'll show you how to get a good wang
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wahey!
Editor's Note: Hey readers, what do you think about that for a wanking euphemism?
Send all wanking references to B3ta Towers, London, FREEPOST. Cheers
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
Editor's Note: Hey readers, what do you think about that for a wanking euphemism?
Send all wanking references to B3ta Towers, London, FREEPOST. Cheers
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
Just say No!
www.digitiser2000.com/uploads/4/0/6/6/40667199/screen-shot-2016-09-21-at-11-51-21_orig.png
i162.photobucket.com/albums/t266/Dumpus/GrangeHillGame.jpg
to buying your gear from shabbily dressed zombies.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
www.digitiser2000.com/uploads/4/0/6/6/40667199/screen-shot-2016-09-21-at-11-51-21_orig.png
i162.photobucket.com/albums/t266/Dumpus/GrangeHillGame.jpg
to buying your gear from shabbily dressed zombies.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
Fuck me those images must be hosted on a server made from cheese.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:34, archived)
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Same
Only 45 minutes to go before a mooch in the sun with the dog and an evening jam / smoke
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:41, archived)
Only 45 minutes to go before a mooch in the sun with the dog and an evening jam / smoke
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 16:41, archived)
Proofreading a book for a mate
and it's got phrases like "chiasmatic" and "emplotment" and "sacralization of the mundane" in it.
What's the wankiest thing you own?
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and it's got phrases like "chiasmatic" and "emplotment" and "sacralization of the mundane" in it.
What's the wankiest thing you own?
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Is he the author?
Does he own any punch-decorated, two tone brogues?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:02, archived)
Does he own any punch-decorated, two tone brogues?
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It's a book on photography
so he's taken that idea of "a picture tells a thousand words" as some sort of personal challenge.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:42, archived)
so he's taken that idea of "a picture tells a thousand words" as some sort of personal challenge.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:42, archived)
I picked up a copy of Hagakure, after watching Ghost Dog.
Y'know, just in case my head is ever cut off in battle, I'll be prepared to complete one final act.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:06, archived)
Y'know, just in case my head is ever cut off in battle, I'll be prepared to complete one final act.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:06, archived)
I've got loads of wank books about communism, the French revolution and che Guevara stuff from when I was a prick.
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I think "No Logo" was the closest I came to reading a political text.
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I was considering reading the shock doctrine or why we can't afford the rich.
Other more interesting stuff keeps shunting it.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:40, archived)
Other more interesting stuff keeps shunting it.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:40, archived)
One of the topics of shock doctrine is ECT and it's failures
but Adam Curtis did a better job in one of his documentaries either Century of Self or The Trap
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:43, archived)
but Adam Curtis did a better job in one of his documentaries either Century of Self or The Trap
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:43, archived)
I downloaded all the Adam Curtis's a while back.
Haven't gotten round to Centry of the Self yet. I like his stuff but it is pretty much posh tin-foil.
Pandora's Box is quite good.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:49, archived)
Haven't gotten round to Centry of the Self yet. I like his stuff but it is pretty much posh tin-foil.
Pandora's Box is quite good.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:49, archived)
I've got both of Henry Miller's "Tropic" books on my shelves, and couldn't finish either
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I've read Tropic of Ruislip,
but I don't think that's one of his.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:49, archived)
but I don't think that's one of his.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:49, archived)
I tried reading that Will Self book with the chimps.
I gave up.
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I gave up.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:42, archived)
Great Apes?
I got a load of Will Self books when our neighbour's son moved out. Without exception, they were awful.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
I got a load of Will Self books when our neighbour's son moved out. Without exception, they were awful.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
Yeah, probably.
It was just self wanking over how many words he knew.
Thing is, most good authors (Orwell, Vonnegut) make themselves more accessible by conveying difficult things in simple terms not the other way round.
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It was just self wanking over how many words he knew.
Thing is, most good authors (Orwell, Vonnegut) make themselves more accessible by conveying difficult things in simple terms not the other way round.
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good is subjective though, innit
I'm sure Vonnegut and other linguistically simple writers (Hemingway) find favour just because it's easy to plough through their works in one sitting. It's easy to use simple terms if you've got nothing of depth or substance to say in the first place.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
I'm sure Vonnegut and other linguistically simple writers (Hemingway) find favour just because it's easy to plough through their works in one sitting. It's easy to use simple terms if you've got nothing of depth or substance to say in the first place.
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Vonnegut has depth and substance.
Have you ever considered being some sort of inverse critic?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:07, archived)
Have you ever considered being some sort of inverse critic?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:07, archived)
I never got into Vonnegut
it was too "I'm 14 and this is deep" for me. Prolly my fault because I read his famous one just after reading Catch 22, since I'd heard there were many parallels, and it just came off as naff sci-fi in comparison.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:10, archived)
it was too "I'm 14 and this is deep" for me. Prolly my fault because I read his famous one just after reading Catch 22, since I'd heard there were many parallels, and it just came off as naff sci-fi in comparison.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:10, archived)
Perhaps you've just got low emotional intelligence what with you being all autistic and that.
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Been watching a few of his of late. Watched 3 Women the other day. Got A Wedding to watch.
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It is.
Are you aware of Elliot Gould's work in 'Dead Men Don't Die'? It's basically the thinking man's Weekend at Bernies.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:30, archived)
Are you aware of Elliot Gould's work in 'Dead Men Don't Die'? It's basically the thinking man's Weekend at Bernies.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:30, archived)
Yeah, that's florid wank.
I think the only time he was succinct was when he publicly humiliated his wife.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:25, archived)
I think the only time he was succinct was when he publicly humiliated his wife.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:25, archived)
I managed to get through about a quarter of Bleak House
before I gave up on him for good. I've read Victorian authors. They are little different from modern authors, the odd "vexed countenance" aside.
Dickens, however, is a prick.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:27, archived)
before I gave up on him for good. I've read Victorian authors. They are little different from modern authors, the odd "vexed countenance" aside.
Dickens, however, is a prick.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:27, archived)
you just have to judge it by the standards of its time
His work is pay-per-chapter serialised sensationalism, designed to keep the punters buying train station magazines on a weekly basis. It might be entertaining, but it's not fit for university-level analyses. Same with Austen, the melodramatic harpy.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
His work is pay-per-chapter serialised sensationalism, designed to keep the punters buying train station magazines on a weekly basis. It might be entertaining, but it's not fit for university-level analyses. Same with Austen, the melodramatic harpy.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
Would I be correct in assuming that Shakespeare's audience were otherwise starved of entertainment?
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quite the opposite really
there were shitloads of playwrights pumping out melodramas; so many so that there's still contention about who wrote some of William's plays since he can't have penned all of them himself.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:47, archived)
there were shitloads of playwrights pumping out melodramas; so many so that there's still contention about who wrote some of William's plays since he can't have penned all of them himself.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:47, archived)
The characters lack depth, the plots are ridiculously contrived, the comedy is paper thin, the moral tone is saccharine
Ooh Fagin's super evilly evil, Pip's too thick to wonder where his money comes from, Scrooge is going to turn his entire life around just because no-one shows up at his funeral, blah blah blah, they read like 19th century episodes of Neighbours.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
Ooh Fagin's super evilly evil, Pip's too thick to wonder where his money comes from, Scrooge is going to turn his entire life around just because no-one shows up at his funeral, blah blah blah, they read like 19th century episodes of Neighbours.
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Like I said, if you judge them relative to their period
I expect Dickens one of the more accomplished serialists, and since novels were such a new thing I expect he looks like a shiny penny in a mound of dogshit. But if we force him into the school's national curriculum, we can expect Stranger Things to be taught in a hundred years' time as a triumph of serialised drama too.
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I expect Dickens one of the more accomplished serialists, and since novels were such a new thing I expect he looks like a shiny penny in a mound of dogshit. But if we force him into the school's national curriculum, we can expect Stranger Things to be taught in a hundred years' time as a triumph of serialised drama too.
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In 3000 words, explain why the three boys devote so much energy to finding Will Byers
while the older teenagers don't spend anywhere near as much time investigatingNancy Barb's disappearance. How does this reflect on early 21st Century attitudes of young women as disposable citizens?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
while the older teenagers don't spend anywhere near as much time investigating
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
I want to know why no one gave a shit about Barb dying.
I really enjoyed that series.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
I really enjoyed that series.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
Bleak Expectations was good.
Up until the Martian invasion, at least.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:29, archived)
Up until the Martian invasion, at least.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 14:29, archived)
I never did find out why The Pickwick Papers is regarded as humorous.
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Other than that it's probably Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
or Ulysses.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 12:48, archived)
or Ulysses.
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also, when I read things like this:
Sporting François Tusques and Don Cherry in its family-tree — you hear Ornette immediately — this is a revelatory, mid-seventies blend of spiritual, funky and free jazz with strong North African and Arab currents, confrontationally rooted in the traditional Occitan music of southern France.
Trumpeter Michael Marre calls it the musical expression of a kind of anarchist delirium. “It was like a fuck-you to to all the current nationalist trends, and for me, my roots being in Aveyron, it was an opportunity to mix, to interconnect everything… not closing any doors… just playing… There’s something like energy, something wild, that you don’t really find any more, currently. The fact that we work from the basic form of the quintet, but then subvert it, and that our first theme hails Coltrane, but at the same time is half from Andalusia — all that was us playing jazz, but on our own terms.”
‘Cossi Anatz.’ ‘How you doing?’
Wonderful stuff, warmly recommended.
I am tempted to part with around 40 notes to get a copy
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Sporting François Tusques and Don Cherry in its family-tree — you hear Ornette immediately — this is a revelatory, mid-seventies blend of spiritual, funky and free jazz with strong North African and Arab currents, confrontationally rooted in the traditional Occitan music of southern France.
Trumpeter Michael Marre calls it the musical expression of a kind of anarchist delirium. “It was like a fuck-you to to all the current nationalist trends, and for me, my roots being in Aveyron, it was an opportunity to mix, to interconnect everything… not closing any doors… just playing… There’s something like energy, something wild, that you don’t really find any more, currently. The fact that we work from the basic form of the quintet, but then subvert it, and that our first theme hails Coltrane, but at the same time is half from Andalusia — all that was us playing jazz, but on our own terms.”
‘Cossi Anatz.’ ‘How you doing?’
Wonderful stuff, warmly recommended.
I am tempted to part with around 40 notes to get a copy
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:02, archived)
I just remembered I paid about £60 for a coffee table book on Kowloon walled city.
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It is. there's loads of photos.
There's a subtitled German documentary on it that's meant to be good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rj8m7Ssow
The Chinese seem to be very good at self-organising.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:24, archived)
There's a subtitled German documentary on it that's meant to be good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rj8m7Ssow
The Chinese seem to be very good at self-organising.
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None of my guitar stuff is wanky, m8
If I'd bought the Korg Miku, I might concede the point
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:15, archived)
If I'd bought the Korg Miku, I might concede the point
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Thanks hun
but they're really hard to get hold of now. Much like myself.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:32, archived)
but they're really hard to get hold of now. Much like myself.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:32, archived)
well some of them are extremely valuable
I don't see that I had any choice
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I don't see that I had any choice
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Probably got an old Guardian media supplement laying about somewhere
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I'd read it before Alan Ford turns up and threatens you.
Nutters, from Parkhurst.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:13, archived)
Nutters, from Parkhurst.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 13:13, archived)
Twohats has to go to Havant, which is the sphincter of Portsmouth.
Is there a part of your hometown which is properly shit?
We've got Rose Hill that is well dodgy, if you got down to the oval at Rose Hill you might get stabbed.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:21, archived)
Is there a part of your hometown which is properly shit?
We've got Rose Hill that is well dodgy, if you got down to the oval at Rose Hill you might get stabbed.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:21, archived)
I came from the midlands so most of it's shit.
I dunno, Redditch?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:24, archived)
I dunno, Redditch?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:24, archived)
When I moved here North Praga was the violent stabby bit that you never dared go in to
now it's all being regentrified by hipster pricks running bubble Tea cafes and fixie bike rental stores.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:32, archived)
now it's all being regentrified by hipster pricks running bubble Tea cafes and fixie bike rental stores.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:32, archived)
So the only 'bad' bits are the communist-planned commuter zones
which are exactly as bland and grim as you'd expect 1960s planned communities to be.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:33, archived)
which are exactly as bland and grim as you'd expect 1960s planned communities to be.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:33, archived)
imagine a fruit or green tea added to a smoothie
then pile in a load of gelatin balls to give it a rancid tapioca/semolina texture as you suck it up through a straw.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:43, archived)
then pile in a load of gelatin balls to give it a rancid tapioca/semolina texture as you suck it up through a straw.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:43, archived)
well then i don't understand why you're against things with a 'rancid tapioca/semolina texture'
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When I was still in Blighty, Redhill and East Croydon were both equal parts concrete, underage drinking and violence.
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Not so much the sphincter
more thee little dimple at the top of the cleft
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more thee little dimple at the top of the cleft
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buckland and somerstown are the shittest bits in my immediate vicinity
leigh park is worse than havant too, i reckon
also, when i was growing up the 'povvo' area was called kenwood
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leigh park is worse than havant too, i reckon
also, when i was growing up the 'povvo' area was called kenwood
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We used to walk down from halls by the guildhall, to a club in the pyramid pool thing.
Most of that was just dull middle class suburbia. But there was a weekly rock night in a funny sports bar right by Fratton station, and that wasn't s great spot.
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Most of that was just dull middle class suburbia. But there was a weekly rock night in a funny sports bar right by Fratton station, and that wasn't s great spot.
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do you have a bit that's not too scary so that middle class people can buy drugs?
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Luton had some fairly well defined "no go" areas.
Dunstable has Downside, which is a bit grim. Maidstone had Tovil, I suppose.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:51, archived)
Dunstable has Downside, which is a bit grim. Maidstone had Tovil, I suppose.
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Couldn't get a bacon sandwich in Bury Park for love nor money, mind.
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Somebody is stabbed to death within 3 miles of me every week..still it keeps me fit ..
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When I lived in Guildford, the crap part was Park Barn; the pupils there burnt down their own school.
Now, however, it seems like the whole town is slowly sliding into the pit.
Nowadays I live near Bracknell.
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Now, however, it seems like the whole town is slowly sliding into the pit.
Nowadays I live near Bracknell.
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Bracknell is alright,
a lot of greenspace, it's a bit of a 1980s town planner's wet dream though
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:29, archived)
a lot of greenspace, it's a bit of a 1980s town planner's wet dream though
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:29, archived)
It's being regenerated at the moment.
With the forests around there it's soon going to be a really nice place to live. With rail, M3 and M4, it's going to get really frigging expensive, too.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:34, archived)
With the forests around there it's soon going to be a really nice place to live. With rail, M3 and M4, it's going to get really frigging expensive, too.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:34, archived)
Guildford town centre is crap
They have a cracking guitar shop there, but there's no other reason to visit the place, so I don't go there often.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:34, archived)
They have a cracking guitar shop there, but there's no other reason to visit the place, so I don't go there often.
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Andertons?
Or the little place on Chapel St?
It used to be a genuinely nice place to live, but it got a reputation and so filled up with upwardly mobile, entitled cunts and all the nice people left, allowing more cunts in. And so the wheel turns.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:35, archived)
Or the little place on Chapel St?
It used to be a genuinely nice place to live, but it got a reputation and so filled up with upwardly mobile, entitled cunts and all the nice people left, allowing more cunts in. And so the wheel turns.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:35, archived)
Not really, my bit of Cheltenham up past the racecourse is pretty nice. The other side has a big Tesco and people go round in tracksuits and trainers, is that the sort of thing you mean?
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My relatives live in Cheltenham and are chavvy scum.
Rowanfield I think it is.
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Rowanfield I think it is.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 11:48, archived)
unlikely
I got three separate hours of sleep throughout the night
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:37, archived)
I got three separate hours of sleep throughout the night
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:37, archived)
Yeah
That impressively loud cry that toddlers have mastered, that goes WAAAAAH *breathe* WAAAAAAH *breathe* WAAAAAAH, worse than any neighbour's car alarm or early morning roadworks outside your bedroom window.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:48, archived)
That impressively loud cry that toddlers have mastered, that goes WAAAAAH *breathe* WAAAAAAH *breathe* WAAAAAAH, worse than any neighbour's car alarm or early morning roadworks outside your bedroom window.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:48, archived)
but doesn't it melt your heart when the little fucker smiles at you and says "googoo"
as in: "thanks for whiping my ass old man. i'm going to terrorize you for years yet to come"?
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:54, archived)
as in: "thanks for whiping my ass old man. i'm going to terrorize you for years yet to come"?
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there are occassional moments to treasure
but then I realise it's like an emotional credit card, where I'm banking happiness now that I'll be charged for ten times over when it becomes a teenager.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:59, archived)
but then I realise it's like an emotional credit card, where I'm banking happiness now that I'll be charged for ten times over when it becomes a teenager.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:59, archived)
Decent swaddling will stop any unwanted expansion, it's like those fish that grow to the size of their tank, don't give it the opportunity
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I'm assuming that mine will want nothing to do with me when they hit 13.
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I think you're being optimistic to expect them to take that long
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Imagine ruining your life with your own jizz. Your own jizz looking up at you from its cot every day, and spending hundreds of thousands of pounds feeding and clothing and putting a roof over your jizz when you could have just flushed it in the sea.
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One of my project teams has bi-weekly catchup meetings where the team tells everyone what they're up to
They're scheduled for Tuesday 8am and Thursday 5pm. I haven't attended one yet.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:49, archived)
They're scheduled for Tuesday 8am and Thursday 5pm. I haven't attended one yet.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:49, archived)
alright
I woke up with Paradise Lost's 1997 album "One Second" in my head, dunno why
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:02, archived)
I woke up with Paradise Lost's 1997 album "One Second" in my head, dunno why
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:02, archived)
Morning.
Only five minutes late for work this morning despite staying up till 01:50 to watch Mission: Impossible.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:16, archived)
Only five minutes late for work this morning despite staying up till 01:50 to watch Mission: Impossible.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:16, archived)
the first one?
Apparently there's 5 now, not sure any franchise can stay good over that length.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:17, archived)
Apparently there's 5 now, not sure any franchise can stay good over that length.
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Yes, and exactly.
The franchise very quickly made the transition from techno-noir spy action to generic action and explosions.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:21, archived)
The franchise very quickly made the transition from techno-noir spy action to generic action and explosions.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:21, archived)
Yep.
I don't think I've even seen past the second film. It's probably as formulaic as Fast and Furious by the end of the series.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:53, archived)
I don't think I've even seen past the second film. It's probably as formulaic as Fast and Furious by the end of the series.
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:53, archived)
I've seen a bit of the one where Cruise beats up Philip Seymour Hoffman,
and a bit of one with Jeremy Rennet in it. Neither was particularly compelling.
I got the impression that Fast & Furious got better as it went on? I've only seen the first, and it's awful, so I don't see that it could have got any worse.
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and a bit of one with Jeremy Rennet in it. Neither was particularly compelling.
I got the impression that Fast & Furious got better as it went on? I've only seen the first, and it's awful, so I don't see that it could have got any worse.
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Just watch the first one 8 times, you'll not notice the difference.
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And unless you end up working there
You will never have any reason to visit
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:46, archived)
You will never have any reason to visit
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:46, archived)
I like to morning morning
I like to morning morning
I like to morning morning
I like to ...
MOR NING
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:53, archived)
I like to morning morning
I like to morning morning
I like to ...
MOR NING
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 8:53, archived)
don't want no itsy bitsy teeny weenie shrivelled little morning, man
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i have a deep-seated hatred for that song
because i worked in a cinema when the first madagascar film came out, so i've heard that song (it plays over the end credits) hundreds of times
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 9:46, archived)
because i worked in a cinema when the first madagascar film came out, so i've heard that song (it plays over the end credits) hundreds of times
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 9:46, archived)
yet here it is, stuck in your head again for another day
you're welcome
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you're welcome
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 9:56, archived)
you could go off me off me
you could go off me off me
you could go off me off me
you could go ...
OFF ME
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:07, archived)
you could go off me off me
you could go off me off me
you could go ...
OFF ME
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:07, archived)
Not much
My phone won't let me access my normal account so I had to make this one
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:21, archived)
My phone won't let me access my normal account so I had to make this one
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 10:21, archived)
Different wanks for different planks
I quite liked it, I'd go as far to say that I liked it more than Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Not fussed about this sequel business but the first one's a decent 80s sci fi
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 7:18, archived)
I quite liked it, I'd go as far to say that I liked it more than Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Not fussed about this sequel business but the first one's a decent 80s sci fi
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I'm dying spanf.
Not twohats or tangles dying, but like, a bit ill.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 21:46, archived)
Not twohats or tangles dying, but like, a bit ill.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 21:46, archived)
What's wrong Sexy Pig? Do you have penumonia?
That's a real cunt.
My ex has just told me for the millionth time I am not allowed to see my son this week, after initially complaining I don't see him enough.
I had to remind her that if I turn up at his nursery to pick him up, no one can stop me.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 22:05, archived)
That's a real cunt.
My ex has just told me for the millionth time I am not allowed to see my son this week, after initially complaining I don't see him enough.
I had to remind her that if I turn up at his nursery to pick him up, no one can stop me.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 22:05, archived)
GOD DAMMIT I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER /TALK POSTER. BREATHE DAMN YOU, BREATHE!!!
( , Tue 9 May 2017, 0:30, archived)
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I'm glad you made one
I was considering a new thread since about 8 of the clock
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
I was considering a new thread since about 8 of the clock
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
Your mind's guaranteed
It's all you'll ever need
So what do you want with me?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 13:46, archived)
I am never speaking to an estate agent again
or any kind of agent, for that matter
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
or any kind of agent, for that matter
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
I'm not really sure how complaining about the welfare state
and interviewing Billy Bragg has managed to sustain that magazine for as long as it has.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:30, archived)
and interviewing Billy Bragg has managed to sustain that magazine for as long as it has.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:30, archived)
has anyone ever bought it for reasons other than guilt and awkwardness?
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It's the needlessly self-aggrandising title that annoys me.
It's no bigger than any other magazine and actually smaller than some.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
It's no bigger than any other magazine and actually smaller than some.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
I'm thinking of modernising by switching to using the internet for all my wanking needs
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betterware is fucking hysterical
their shit is so bad, it's brilliant
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
their shit is so bad, it's brilliant
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
betterware drinking game
everyone reads out the info on an item in the catalogue. if the words comfy, comfort or comfortable appear anywhere in the description, take a drink.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
everyone reads out the info on an item in the catalogue. if the words comfy, comfort or comfortable appear anywhere in the description, take a drink.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
They used to send really passive-aggressive notes asking for the catalogues back.
It's a little annoying given I didn't want the fucker in the first place.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:56, archived)
It's a little annoying given I didn't want the fucker in the first place.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:56, archived)
the people selling it have to buy their own catalogues
avon is the same
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avon is the same
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they should've thought of that before they decided to be so poor they had to work for Kleeneze
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He should've sold weed for weed money. Much less effort and higher on the social scale.
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Imagine if you could set up some sort of 'wanking dynamo'
you'd be completely self-sufficient. Perpetual tugging.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
you'd be completely self-sufficient. Perpetual tugging.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
ideally it would also utilise the stuff that came out of my helmit too, so there was no wastage
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A consequence of rising living costs, apparently,
so we can blame brexit, as usual.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:08, archived)
so we can blame brexit, as usual.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:08, archived)
My back feels a little bit stiff today
Is that because of brexit too?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:19, archived)
Is that because of brexit too?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:19, archived)
If I ever meet Farage
I'm going to kick him in the cunt until he stops fucking moving
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:39, archived)
I'm going to kick him in the cunt until he stops fucking moving
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:39, archived)
I know someone who claims to have called him a cunt. Farage cockily responded by saying 'you were never going to vote for me anyway', so he called him a cunt again.
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But I don't want to be overthrown.
This whole "out of touch, metropolitan elite" gig was going so well.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
This whole "out of touch, metropolitan elite" gig was going so well.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
I don't think the middle classes are ready to accept that they are part of the proletariat and join forces with the working class yet
perhaps once robots have taken all of the white collar jobs, but it'll probably be too late by then
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:13, archived)
perhaps once robots have taken all of the white collar jobs, but it'll probably be too late by then
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:13, archived)
The middle class really should get to grips with their superfluousness.
I'm not really bothered whether it's before or after they're all rounded up and put on an arc.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
I'm not really bothered whether it's before or after they're all rounded up and put on an arc.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
Superfluousness?
Logically, only a small number of people can be rich, so you're suggesting that the vast majority of people should be poor. My God, man, you're a Tory.
Also, I'm not sure whether you're suggesting I should be put on a cruise, or fired from a trebuchet. Seeing as there's a question, I'm putting in for option A.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:21, archived)
Logically, only a small number of people can be rich, so you're suggesting that the vast majority of people should be poor. My God, man, you're a Tory.
Also, I'm not sure whether you're suggesting I should be put on a cruise, or fired from a trebuchet. Seeing as there's a question, I'm putting in for option A.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:21, archived)
The small number of rich people could probably stand to be a bit less rich.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:51, archived)
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Well, yes.
But that implies the existence of a middle ground. Seeing as Micky boy here seems to think that that middle ground should be abolished, he logically believes therefore that everybody should be rich (impossible), or everybody should be poor.
A socialist, on the other hand, would seek for everybody to be in the middle, which is the only sustainable position.
What I'm really doing of course, is calling this chap a fucking idiot, albeit in a round about way.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:57, archived)
But that implies the existence of a middle ground. Seeing as Micky boy here seems to think that that middle ground should be abolished, he logically believes therefore that everybody should be rich (impossible), or everybody should be poor.
A socialist, on the other hand, would seek for everybody to be in the middle, which is the only sustainable position.
What I'm really doing of course, is calling this chap a fucking idiot, albeit in a round about way.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:57, archived)
I expect Gormo sees the middle classes as a buffer put in place by the upper classes to protect themselves.
They sit pretty whilst we bicker amongst ourselves.
Socialism removes the class distinctions, does it not? If we were all middle class, nothing would ever get done, just project managed into infinity.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
They sit pretty whilst we bicker amongst ourselves.
Socialism removes the class distinctions, does it not? If we were all middle class, nothing would ever get done, just project managed into infinity.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
So you're agreeing with him that Socialism is inherently pointless.
Interesting.
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Interesting.
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there aren't enough people at the very bottom to manage it on their own
plus, they'll need middle managers to help organise the rotas and things for the revolution
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:27, archived)
plus, they'll need middle managers to help organise the rotas and things for the revolution
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:27, archived)
That's the thing with these revolutionaries,
they're all piss and vinegar and no planning.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:40, archived)
they're all piss and vinegar and no planning.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:40, archived)
They might eventually get lucky and chase the farmers off the farm
but most of them will end up as horses and sheep and goats, and there will always be pigs.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:46, archived)
but most of them will end up as horses and sheep and goats, and there will always be pigs.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:46, archived)
You'll be lying face down in the dirt like the rest of us come the food wars.
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Luckily my life of wealthy plenty has built up enough body fat
to ensure I'll outlive all those scrawny poor people and make a smooth transition into cannibalism.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
to ensure I'll outlive all those scrawny poor people and make a smooth transition into cannibalism.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
Always trust the fat survivalist.
It's why Mears is better than Fogle and Grylls.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:52, archived)
It's why Mears is better than Fogle and Grylls.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:52, archived)
Nah, the fat ones will be eaten first.
Easy to catch, and deliciously marbled.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
Easy to catch, and deliciously marbled.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
haha
you'd better treat me with the respect I deserve and bring some bearnaise.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:12, archived)
you'd better treat me with the respect I deserve and bring some bearnaise.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:12, archived)
Couple of tiny, 3 bed newbuilds went for £450k each, at the bottom of my road.
The current market is obscene.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
The current market is obscene.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
they're all over the place
my Dad sold a manky 2-bed terrace in an ex-council estate in Thanet for more than my Mum's asking for her 3-bed detached in Deal, 10 miles down the coast. The only difference is that the first is in walking distance to a train station with a direct route to london, so it's those big smoke pricks driving up house prices 70 miles away.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
my Dad sold a manky 2-bed terrace in an ex-council estate in Thanet for more than my Mum's asking for her 3-bed detached in Deal, 10 miles down the coast. The only difference is that the first is in walking distance to a train station with a direct route to london, so it's those big smoke pricks driving up house prices 70 miles away.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
My house might just have tipped over the half million thanks to the train station across the road.
It's a tiny 2 bed terrace.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:34, archived)
It's a tiny 2 bed terrace.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:34, archived)
We're selling the girlfriend's flat
after the fucking thing put on half again its original value, thanks to creeping gentrification and rumours of crossrail. There's no way it's worth the money, but make hay while the sun shines and all that.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:38, archived)
after the fucking thing put on half again its original value, thanks to creeping gentrification and rumours of crossrail. There's no way it's worth the money, but make hay while the sun shines and all that.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:38, archived)
Better than continuing to profit from others labour simply through the ownership of shelter.
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I know a couple who lived in a Thanet until a few years ago
She's of caribbean heritage, and he's from northern ireland. Imagine that.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:45, archived)
She's of caribbean heritage, and he's from northern ireland. Imagine that.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:45, archived)
¡Hola!
A guy I work with swears that David Jason is always next on the list to be collared by the police. He doesn't have any proof, he just believes that nobody can seem that nice.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:39, archived)
A guy I work with swears that David Jason is always next on the list to be collared by the police. He doesn't have any proof, he just believes that nobody can seem that nice.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:39, archived)
That whole business was just a way of trimming down the BBC's pension liability, mark my words.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:47, archived)
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If so they would have taken out Andi Peters
Infact he should have had his tv career revoked for trashing TOTP.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
Infact he should have had his tv career revoked for trashing TOTP.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
I saw a sign yesterday with a cartoon Del & Rodney on it
and it said "May We, Rodders!" on it. I cried a bit.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:57, archived)
and it said "May We, Rodders!" on it. I cried a bit.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 14:57, archived)
Well it's supposed to be 'Mais Oui' isn't it
but the genius who created the ad clearly doesn't get the 'joke' that Del Boy was terrible at french. Which make me think...what did they think he meant?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
but the genius who created the ad clearly doesn't get the 'joke' that Del Boy was terrible at french. Which make me think...what did they think he meant?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
Maybe they did get it.
Del would have probably spelled in the same way.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:19, archived)
Del would have probably spelled in the same way.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:19, archived)
Given the context of the joke in Only Fools and Horses, that actually might be quite clever.
Makes you think.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
Makes you think.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
While I agree with you in principle
I suspect the advert isn't quite as cerebral as that.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
I suspect the advert isn't quite as cerebral as that.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
I thought Blackburn might have gone pinched
Again, no reason to suspect him, other than the fact that I think he's a cunt.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:16, archived)
Again, no reason to suspect him, other than the fact that I think he's a cunt.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:16, archived)
Still quite amazing that he has a job, considering at the inquiry at the BBC in to dirty old men, his testimony
"Fell short of the standards of evidence that such an inquiry demanded."
That is good lawyers for you.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:27, archived)
"Fell short of the standards of evidence that such an inquiry demanded."
That is good lawyers for you.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:27, archived)
I just did a really big poo.
Its left my insides feeling strange.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
Its left my insides feeling strange.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
And yet QOTW and the newsletter stubbornly refuse to die.
Still, it's nice to know rob still reads all the horrible things we say about him.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 16:36, archived)
Still, it's nice to know rob still reads all the horrible things we say about him.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 16:36, archived)
Morning.
Must say that I'm pleased to see the French haven't quite caught the "voting for the disastrous" bug.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 7:38, archived)
Must say that I'm pleased to see the French haven't quite caught the "voting for the disastrous" bug.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 7:38, archived)
it's disappointing
only because a work colleague is French and had a good laugh at me post-Brexit, and now I can't turn the teasing tables on him.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 7:42, archived)
only because a work colleague is French and had a good laugh at me post-Brexit, and now I can't turn the teasing tables on him.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 7:42, archived)
hardly
I'm living in a country that's systematically disgarding and dismantling the concepts of law and justice, and all the EU has done is send a commission to say "you are being VERY naughty, please stop". There is no sign this will stop before the very constitution of the country is changed, in ways that fundamentally copy Ergodan's recent tactics. I don't think a snot-nosed ex-banker in France is going to make much difference to this state of affairs.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:40, archived)
I'm living in a country that's systematically disgarding and dismantling the concepts of law and justice, and all the EU has done is send a commission to say "you are being VERY naughty, please stop". There is no sign this will stop before the very constitution of the country is changed, in ways that fundamentally copy Ergodan's recent tactics. I don't think a snot-nosed ex-banker in France is going to make much difference to this state of affairs.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:40, archived)
I thought it was keto flu until the wife came down with it too
so it seems like it was just a batch of Bad Cabbage
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
so it seems like it was just a batch of Bad Cabbage
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
Day off for Victory in Europe Day, fantastic.
The resonance of France celebrating for having kept the fascists out is delicious.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:34, archived)
The resonance of France celebrating for having kept the fascists out is delicious.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:34, archived)
never again
I lived in Paris for a month and had that. I can still taste it on dark days :(
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
I lived in Paris for a month and had that. I can still taste it on dark days :(
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
", said the chef to the potwash boy.
"I'm not taking orders from you, you shouldn't even be here with that stinking cold", replied the potwash.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:01, archived)
"I'm not taking orders from you, you shouldn't even be here with that stinking cold", replied the potwash.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:01, archived)
in HP ALM that's how you define a variable parameter
so I'm presuming this is a placeholder for Fuck You, so go fuck yourself drimble, I don't need your 'tude this morning
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:06, archived)
so I'm presuming this is a placeholder for Fuck You, so go fuck yourself drimble, I don't need your 'tude this morning
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:06, archived)
don't try and chummy up to those cretinous workshy turds
just because they had the decency not to vote for Hitler's senpai
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:33, archived)
just because they had the decency not to vote for Hitler's senpai
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:33, archived)
just a few remaining people who remember what nazi occupation was like left to die off before LePen can win
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:40, archived)
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:40, archived)
They did wheel out a certain number of codgers during the election campaign to remind the yoof of teh evils of fascism etc.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:01, archived)
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:01, archived)
So I guess the question is this
Would you rather be french or muslim?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
Would you rather be french or muslim?
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
If you're going to be despised by the entire civilised world
there's no point denying yourself bacon sandwiches and booze as well
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:37, archived)
there's no point denying yourself bacon sandwiches and booze as well
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:37, archived)
isn't there a rather racist song along these lines sung to the tune of el condor pasa?
er ... this question to mongy or mcbeef
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:38, archived)
er ... this question to mongy or mcbeef
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:38, archived)
it's rather good news for mon oncle, who is an immigrant over there
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
at school he was only ever taught to use the impersonal form 'vous', rather than the familiar 'tu'
because you wouldn't ever want to be familiar with one of them
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:57, archived)
because you wouldn't ever want to be familiar with one of them
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:57, archived)
hello MGT
couldn't get a picture up on that old Atari this weekend, can't be bothered fucking around with coax cables and trying to tune my TV into the right signal.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:47, archived)
couldn't get a picture up on that old Atari this weekend, can't be bothered fucking around with coax cables and trying to tune my TV into the right signal.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:47, archived)
www.amibay.com/showthread.php?42498-How-to-make-an-8-Bit-Atari-Audio-Video-Cable
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 9:54, archived)
huh, that might be why I couldn't get it to work
there's one of those midi-end cables included but with a single phono plug bodged on, and that wasn't working at all.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:12, archived)
there's one of those midi-end cables included but with a single phono plug bodged on, and that wasn't working at all.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:12, archived)
the music to accompany this thread is:
On The Rebound by Floyd Cramer
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:30, archived)
On The Rebound by Floyd Cramer
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:30, archived)
The students set up an art exhibition in the old stables over the weekend.
They're now annoyed that a lot of the art is cpvered in bird shit from the 4 families of housemartin living in there. I've been asked to do something about it.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
They're now annoyed that a lot of the art is cpvered in bird shit from the 4 families of housemartin living in there. I've been asked to do something about it.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
This isn't funny mate. This is my job.
Just because you metropolitan liberal elite can sit there in your rural semi and laugh at all thinking on, some of us have to work in the shit and the puss that you find so easy to satire on your radio 4 comedy programs and your bbc2 special editions.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:50, archived)
Just because you metropolitan liberal elite can sit there in your rural semi and laugh at all thinking on, some of us have to work in the shit and the puss that you find so easy to satire on your radio 4 comedy programs and your bbc2 special editions.
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:50, archived)
shoot the students and stash their bodies in the compost heap to feed the worms
then feed the worms to the housemartens
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:42, archived)
then feed the worms to the housemartens
( , Mon 8 May 2017, 10:42, archived)
Fucking stonker, gonna drink beer in the garden
Almost as hot as all those candles
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
Almost as hot as all those candles
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
Happy decade, Smash Monkey.
Did you use to be called something else, or are you mainly a /board person?
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
Did you use to be called something else, or are you mainly a /board person?
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
mainly /board
with the occasional foray here. i don't do /links, though
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
with the occasional foray here. i don't do /links, though
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
happy candleday!
i made this for you many years ago - s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42873/1494165009/smashmonkey.jpg
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
i made this for you many years ago - s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42873/1494165009/smashmonkey.jpg
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
alright
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
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( , Sun 7 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
cAnDLeS! cELeBrAtIoN!
It was sunny earlier but now it's not #thatsinteresting. To add insult to injury, I was unnecessarily conservative in my beer-purchasing this morning, with the result that I have currently run out.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 17:38, archived)
It was sunny earlier but now it's not #thatsinteresting. To add insult to injury, I was unnecessarily conservative in my beer-purchasing this morning, with the result that I have currently run out.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 17:38, archived)
No it is the evening but happy b3ta anniversary anyway.
You're just under a month older than me in B3TA years
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 19:54, archived)
You're just under a month older than me in B3TA years
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 19:54, archived)
I've just finished work, now I have to go on a course, on a Sunday
fuck me dead
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 7:27, archived)
fuck me dead
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 7:27, archived)
I was rudely awakened by two children firing nerf darts, and a dog jumping on the bed.
I don't think I really appreciated lazy Sunday mornings until it was too late.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 8:17, archived)
I don't think I really appreciated lazy Sunday mornings until it was too late.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 8:17, archived)
I got woken up at 6am with a titty-twister
and it wasn't from my wife :(
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 9:16, archived)
and it wasn't from my wife :(
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 9:16, archived)
I'm up now
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was a visual spectacle with a paper thin plot
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was a visual spectacle with a paper thin plot
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
I watched Captain America Civil war last night
That's it, I'm done with superhero movies, it was so fucking dull I took a break to watch some paint dry to get my heart rate up enough to keep watching.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
That's it, I'm done with superhero movies, it was so fucking dull I took a break to watch some paint dry to get my heart rate up enough to keep watching.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
Logan was pretty good, had a very different tone as far as superhero flicks go
Its hard to depict the bombastic and over the top action when the main character is depressed and addicted to painkillers, and Patrick Stewart plays a very good mentally burned out Professor X
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
Its hard to depict the bombastic and over the top action when the main character is depressed and addicted to painkillers, and Patrick Stewart plays a very good mentally burned out Professor X
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
I thought Logan was utter utter shit.
I think at one point they just put the swears in to try to get people's blood pumping.
The terrible car chases thrown in again just to give it some "oomph" were completely pointless.
Steven Merchants character just didn't seem to need to have ever existed .
And the little girl, I just wanted to kick her in the fucking head. What a misedvsle character.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
I think at one point they just put the swears in to try to get people's blood pumping.
The terrible car chases thrown in again just to give it some "oomph" were completely pointless.
Steven Merchants character just didn't seem to need to have ever existed .
And the little girl, I just wanted to kick her in the fucking head. What a misedvsle character.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
I think what happened there was I suffered a mini stroke as I got to that word.
Which reminds me trying to have a text conversation in hospital while on high doses of morphine.
They were some odd sentences.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:04, archived)
Which reminds me trying to have a text conversation in hospital while on high doses of morphine.
They were some odd sentences.
( , Sun 7 May 2017, 14:04, archived)
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3488318/pokemon-go-child-porn-stash-troll-4chan/
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 15:23, archived)
Wow, I thought they had no standards at all but clearly they do.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 20:24, archived)
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I tried that st, very nice ,my mate thinks I should try the astra before choosing
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 16:30, archived)
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 16:30, archived)
yeah, I've heard good things about the Astra too
but you're more likely to lose a few grand when you sell it on, just like the French hot hatches (cup Clios etc).
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 17:55, archived)
but you're more likely to lose a few grand when you sell it on, just like the French hot hatches (cup Clios etc).
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 17:55, archived)
I just fancy a hot hatch, 5k, I've got my van , and my focus estate, seems pointless to have 2 fishing wagons
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 18:00, archived)
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 18:00, archived)
If it's 5k you're gonna lose 1k whatever you buy I spose
so try the Astra and try a french one too, and see which one you like the feel of the most.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 18:27, archived)
so try the Astra and try a french one too, and see which one you like the feel of the most.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 18:27, archived)
Will do, it's just for fun, that's why I said 5, can't get a new Rolex for that now days
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 18:48, archived)
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 18:48, archived)
Alright will,
I'm posting in your thread because that guy seems weird.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
I'm posting in your thread because that guy seems weird.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
got a specific beer type you're interested in?
or just getting smashed on cheap lager?
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 9:31, archived)
or just getting smashed on cheap lager?
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 9:31, archived)
dunno,
i was probably called MGT before you even heard of them though
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
i was probably called MGT before you even heard of them though
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
I think that's probably true
Yet I still wish it was those that were a member here :)
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:40, archived)
Yet I still wish it was those that were a member here :)
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:40, archived)
Well. You tell me the name of bands.
Spoiling me would be offering to pay off all my debts and then giving me a sad and self loathing hand job.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
Spoiling me would be offering to pay off all my debts and then giving me a sad and self loathing hand job.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
yeah it's basically all her fault that people vote for her party,
she's the one doing it
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
she's the one doing it
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
I'd like to agree, but she seems to have gone out of her way to be utterly fucking awful,
yet people are still willing to vote for her. I can't honestly lay the blame squarely at her feet.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
yet people are still willing to vote for her. I can't honestly lay the blame squarely at her feet.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
yeah you're right actually,
it's kind of inexplicable. Had a very weird conversation with my gran the other night. She likes Theresa May. She is "level-headed" apparently. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand... ooh she doesn't like him. She just doesn't. His policies, she doesn't like his policies. Can't even name a single one of them, but doesn't like them all the same.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
it's kind of inexplicable. Had a very weird conversation with my gran the other night. She likes Theresa May. She is "level-headed" apparently. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand... ooh she doesn't like him. She just doesn't. His policies, she doesn't like his policies. Can't even name a single one of them, but doesn't like them all the same.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
Yeah reactionaries love may because she's 'strong'*.
*a bully with no real firmly held beliefs or any will to take in what's currently happening around them.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:29, archived)
*a bully with no real firmly held beliefs or any will to take in what's currently happening around them.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:29, archived)
what I genuinely don't understand, right, is
how on earth anyone can fall for the strong and stable line. I mean, really, how, how, how? they have managed to borrow more than ever, capitulate to the frothing extremists living in the fetid damp far wing of their party, by holding a referendum the rules of which were presumably drafted by someone who had only had descriptions from the foreign and run through google translate of how it should be done to guide them, and as a result landed a situation for the currently U'd K whereby it is about to get downgraded in a wholesale and rather painful manner, is about to possibly have scotland separate, and where there is actual discussion of the faint possibility of ireland uniting at some point and nobody has blown anybody up yet as a result of that and nobody's been on the news pretending to be jerry adams by being backlit and miming. strong and stable? are you fucking kidding me?
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:41, archived)
how on earth anyone can fall for the strong and stable line. I mean, really, how, how, how? they have managed to borrow more than ever, capitulate to the frothing extremists living in the fetid damp far wing of their party, by holding a referendum the rules of which were presumably drafted by someone who had only had descriptions from the foreign and run through google translate of how it should be done to guide them, and as a result landed a situation for the currently U'd K whereby it is about to get downgraded in a wholesale and rather painful manner, is about to possibly have scotland separate, and where there is actual discussion of the faint possibility of ireland uniting at some point and nobody has blown anybody up yet as a result of that and nobody's been on the news pretending to be jerry adams by being backlit and miming. strong and stable? are you fucking kidding me?
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:41, archived)
oh and while I'm at this, they also landed a situation where we were THIS CLOSE to ANDREA LEADSOME and BORIS JOHNSON being nearly the PRIME MINISTER.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
fuck I've just read all that back and it's almost worse to think I haven't made it up
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
I'm fine, just breathing into this paper bag and thinking nice calming thoughts about how in two hundred and fifty years none of this will matter
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:48, archived)
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:48, archived)
I wouldn't worry about that mate.
You probably have about 15/20 left tops anyway.
Me...approximately 5.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
You probably have about 15/20 left tops anyway.
Me...approximately 5.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
five? brilliant, bucket list time!!! \o/
climb a dolphin
swim with machu picchu
watch the sunset over cleethorpes
get all the ironing done
tell everyone just exactly what you think of them
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
climb a dolphin
swim with machu picchu
watch the sunset over cleethorpes
get all the ironing done
tell everyone just exactly what you think of them
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
Imagine if they fuck it up so bad the Irish manage to put their sectarian differences aside and come together.
That'd be hilarious.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
That'd be hilarious.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
well apparently only 15% of people can even remember hearing the "Strong and Stable" mantra,
the chances of them having the faintest clue what the Tories have done and what they stand for are presumably even more slim.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
the chances of them having the faintest clue what the Tories have done and what they stand for are presumably even more slim.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
Why didn't they refuse the election? It's like they might have a longer term plan , but being reactionary is the current thing
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
that's what i thought.
they should have said, no you have to carry on, we'll put in a vote of no confidence when you screw up Brexit.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:53, archived)
they should have said, no you have to carry on, we'll put in a vote of no confidence when you screw up Brexit.
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:53, archived)
yeah they are screwing up Brexit already,
but they somehow manage to hide that fact from most people, it's Rupert bloody Murdoch i bet. I hope it will become obvious soon enough, problem is people want to believe her. Now she's coming out with batshit crazy stuff about Brussels trying to interfere with the election and whatnot, i know what will happen, it will all go to shit, and everyone will blame Europe for it, and the Tories will pass some sort of enabling act.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
but they somehow manage to hide that fact from most people, it's Rupert bloody Murdoch i bet. I hope it will become obvious soon enough, problem is people want to believe her. Now she's coming out with batshit crazy stuff about Brussels trying to interfere with the election and whatnot, i know what will happen, it will all go to shit, and everyone will blame Europe for it, and the Tories will pass some sort of enabling act.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
yes, intefering in the election here
ahem, WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO DO THAT
there's literally no reason anywhere, anywhen, they couldn't give a shit, we started this fucking nonsense and why the hell they would want to bother with swinging things in any direction in this country while its clearly in the middle of a full-on shaving-its-head-and-speaking-in-tongues nervous breakdown, is quite beyond me, oh god I have to get the paper bag again
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
ahem, WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO DO THAT
there's literally no reason anywhere, anywhen, they couldn't give a shit, we started this fucking nonsense and why the hell they would want to bother with swinging things in any direction in this country while its clearly in the middle of a full-on shaving-its-head-and-speaking-in-tongues nervous breakdown, is quite beyond me, oh god I have to get the paper bag again
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
she's just throwing a fucking tantrum because they can't just give her everything she wants
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:46, archived)
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:46, archived)
See when it all goes to proper actual shit.
That's when it'll be remains fault for not putting up a more convincing argument.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
That's when it'll be remains fault for not putting up a more convincing argument.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
Also this snap election is almost certainly about getting more tories in so there's less opposition when they reapeal/rewrite all the bits of EU legislation they've enveloped that they don't like.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:21, archived)
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:21, archived)
it's also maybe a bit about
that whole 30 MPs being investigated by the CPS for electoral fraud thing
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
that whole 30 MPs being investigated by the CPS for electoral fraud thing
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
yeah but they only have a majority of 18,
30 by-elections would have been entertaining
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:50, archived)
30 by-elections would have been entertaining
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:50, archived)
I can't stand this new world of shameless reality bending as if saying something out loud enough times it makes it true
( , Fri 5 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
I dunno.
Why does Corbyn's policies poll really well but people go 'well yeah that's all good, but he seems faintly ineffectual, so because of that I'm going to vote for people who hate me and want me to die'.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
Why does Corbyn's policies poll really well but people go 'well yeah that's all good, but he seems faintly ineffectual, so because of that I'm going to vote for people who hate me and want me to die'.
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
pffffft
I think this cake I am thinking of buying might be a bit disappointing, so instead of buying it I am going to run onto a motorway into the path of speeding lorries
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
I think this cake I am thinking of buying might be a bit disappointing, so instead of buying it I am going to run onto a motorway into the path of speeding lorries
( , Sat 6 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
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