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I feel slightly nauseated
there was a woman at the salad bar at Sainsbury's, piling stuff into her takeaway bowl, then eating out of it with her fork and squidging the food down, then piling more stuff in and packing it in with the tongs before putting them back on the salad bar.

I backed away and got a wrapped sandwich.

What was the last thing that made you disgusted at humanity?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:45, archived)
I think you need to calm down.
I bet the people that work there have done far worse and not washed their hands before handling the food. Sainsburys is a horrible place.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
Maybe you're right
I am probably a bad person
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
I didn't say you were a bad person.
Just a bit of a cretin
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
I'm glad there's a scale

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:59, archived)
this new thread
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
Well, that's me off to a flying start

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
your name may raise concern by some of our NSA/GCHQ /talkers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:36, archived)
banned users coming back under sockpuppet accounts rather than learn from their crimes
makes me sick to the core
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:53, archived)
I still don't know what I did that was so bad

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
Rob was on one

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 14:00, archived)
Is he happy again now?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:01, archived)
Well, he's removed the top link to /talk, so after everyone pointed out he was being a dick,
Instead of just admitting he didn't want us here, he's hidden us away. Like an embarrassed father putting his disabled son in care and only visiting when the guilt builds up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 14:05, archived)
it's not us being disabled
it's rob maturing from his liberal student attitude of anarchic puerility towards a middle-aged middle-class middle-of-the-road tory-voting blandness, and he's embarrassed of his teen son who still dyes his hair and has NOFX badges on his canvas satchel.

Rob basically wants us to move out so that he's got room for his train set.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:13, archived)
But he still finds "you're gay" jokes funny.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:19, archived)
well yeah, he's grown up
not had a complete humour bypass
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
If I were a cynic I'd suggest that Rob is desperately trying to get users to resubscribe before GDPR comes in.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:23, archived)

suggest that Rob is desperately trying to get users to resubscribe before GDPR comes in.

have a wank in public.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:24, archived)
this gritty remake of Fiddler on the Roof needs more work

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:26, archived)
Terrible bu

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:22, archived)
Llying of dozer

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:24, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:42, archived)
Which one are you?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:04, archived)
I'm quite accident prone

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:13, archived)
Gotcha.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:14, archived)
why on earth were YOU banned?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:19, archived)
I made a crap joke about Trump
not very funny, but a joke. $$ said "don't do one about Corbyn or you'll get banned" in jest. I came up with one about a Corbyn trouser press and got steped. I thought it was silly, it made me giggle and I have no idea what was so bad about it.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:28, archived)
$$ is the secret qotw mod.
He gave you fair warning.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:31, archived)
I call it entrapment

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:32, archived)
someone nicked some stone curlew eggs in suffolk

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:20, archived)

n l
stone curlew dog
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
silly sod

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:25, archived)
the death of talk
lurked for a long time, i thought i'd get a message on the board before it gets removed
(hmmmm, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:22, archived)
/talk's been dead for ages.
This is just gas escaping.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
ppphhhhrrrrrtt

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:25, archived)
It's not dead
but it's definitely starting to smell funny
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:29, archived)

but it's definitely starting to smell funny it's just pining for the fjords
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:33, archived)
i like the way rob has removed the link from the top
classy
(hmmmm, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:32, archived)
Gaz mongy for a laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 14:31, archived)
i can only imagine this will entail a conversation about fishing or watches

(hmmmm, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:37, archived)
Or hvac and lexi belle

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:13, archived)
I wouldn't mind seeing her pollen filters, iykwimaityd

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:29, archived)
i thought you retired on the cash in hand pension
admittedly i dont visit this place every day
(hmmmm, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:02, archived)
I've still got the skills tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:19, archived)
the real question is, do they pay the bills

(hmmmm, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:28, archived)
what unit do I need to cool two attic rooms with 4m high ceilings?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:26, archived)
Depends if you can have an outside condenser

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:02, archived)
probably yeah
one of those big square things with a massive fan on it
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:23, archived)
Yeah , don't have to be that big tho, daikin or Mitsubishi I'd fit , easy to fix and maintain

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:32, archived)
I hope you get banned

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:51, archived)
it'd be a badge of honour

(hmmmm, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:52, archived)
I just wish two hats would let us know if he's ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:50, archived)
I heard he did a Reggie Perrin and vanished into the sea.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 14:55, archived)
Is he going to come back as Martin Clunes?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:29, archived)
a bottle washed up on the shore near me recently
it said 'i'm ok, living it up on mumsnet. at least they can take a joke. see you never, losers. regards - two hats'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
Message In A Penis Beaker

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:40, archived)
The police's lesser known b-sidezzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:31, archived)
Boris Johnson

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 15:41, archived)
I went into a cubicle in the work bogs yesterday and some dirty cunt had done the biggest shit I've ever seen and not flushed it.
It looked like someone had emptied a sack of charcoal briquettes into the bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:27, archived)
It's the only way mcbeef can let us know he's still living.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:32, archived)
It's like mcbeef never left.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:43, archived)
I love how he's synonymous with gastro-intestinal disasters.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 May 2018, 16:54, archived)
it's as easy to find humanity disgusting as it is to slip over on ice, isn't it, we're quite yucky really aren't we
yet also quite charming
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:43, archived)
hi vlad

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:05, archived)
hiiiii mano <3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:10, archived)
I have been told I have the ability to make people feel physically sick

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
I also have fingers

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:20, archived)
+ of fudge

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:55, archived)
A finger of fudge is just enough to make your kids turn green

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 20:41, archived)
well I hope they appreciate you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:25, archived)
Usually when I'm pissed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
Last lunch thread before Ramadan.
Make the most of it Muslim boarders.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:29, archived)
I'm going to have a lie down

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 11:34, archived)

lie down bacon sandwich
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:35, archived)
Lunch today is spatchcock chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 11:36, archived)
lol. cock.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:44, archived)
IBIS
YDOB
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 11:46, archived)
I spatchcocked a chicken, once.
You should have seen the look on its face!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:10, archived)
*grateful*
?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 15 May 2018, 18:44, archived)
I miss napping in my car at lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:55, archived)
I'll need to buy some, as I forgot my sandwiches, and my office snack supply has dropped below critical.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:13, archived)
eat your least favourite finger, you coward

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:17, archived)
Not quite the version of this poem that I'm familiar with, but close enough:
www.montypython.net/scripts/haggis.php
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:20, archived)
Silly boy. Look on the bright side Sandwiches for dinner!

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:23, archived)
döner left-over from when I got home this morning around 3-ish

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 15 May 2018, 12:23, archived)
morning

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 6:42, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:25, archived)
I don't think you've ever been the first to reply to a morning thread

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:39, archived)
Me neither

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:00, archived)
Morning to the half a dozen remaining members of this board.
lol, "members"
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:31, archived)
end of an era, all empires must fall etc etc

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:40, archived)
it looks like UsVsTh3m finally found its niche

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:16, archived)
last UsVsTh3m tweet was 3 years and 1 day ago
COINCIDENCE?
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:19, archived)
nein mein kapitan

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:24, archived)
I wish 2h had come back in stead of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 7:41, archived)
we'll he's run off to whatever floozy entertains him now, while I've stuck around to take care of you all
you ungrateful little turd.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:48, archived)
Well, without a direct link this place we might as well stop

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 May 2018, 7:55, archived)
oftentopic clung on for ages
like a clagnut dangling in the b3ta pubic topiary
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:57, archived)
Morning everyone.
Hope you all have a great day, remember to stick to newspeak. K thanx.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 15 May 2018, 7:54, archived)
You know a great way to start your day? A hearty cereal breakfast from your local pop-up cafe!
*this post sponsored by some Camden dickheads
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:13, archived)
nutin, u?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:20, archived)
Waiting to hear back about that price I offered

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:53, archived)
you're b3ta's mystery buyer?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:40, archived)
Nah that would be a waste of money
www.b3ta.com/talk/8170689
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:48, archived)
those segment LEDs look a bit out of place

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:58, archived)
Nah that's what makes it, and dates it nicely before lcds took over

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:02, archived)
lol, "Schmuck"
I thought you were out of the wrist-mounted chronometer game?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:36, archived)
I've dropped out of being mugged off by the so called big 3 manipulating the market and on principle I won't pay more than rrp, so no more new stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
morning
bit like chernobyl here
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:19, archived)
filled with gawping tourists?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:21, archived)
a barren wasteland populated only by deformed bin dwellers

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:26, archived)
It's quiet and has a delightful green glow?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:27, archived)
only safe to enter with hazmat suits, or something

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:32, archived)
I got a biohazard tattoo if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:58, archived)
chernobyl fallout!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:28, archived)
as Roy Batty said:
Time to die
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:31, archived)
bleakest episode of the Last of the Summer Wine ever

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:41, archived)
^batty-boy

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 8:55, archived)
oh yeah? i don't see what's so morn about it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:05, archived)
it's pretty mornful here at the moment m2x4

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:11, archived)
So b99 got axed and then saved

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:26, archived)
yeah, all in about 24 hours
it was quite the rollercoaster
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:28, archived)
I reckon NBC had already secured it from Fox when it was threaten with the axe a year or so ago

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
quite possibly
nbc have a long-standing relationship with the creators too i believe
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:52, archived)
My bollocks are aching this morning for no apparent reason.

(_Battered_, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:29, archived)
it's cancer, soz

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:34, archived)
Thought so.

(_Battered_, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:38, archived)
nevermind them

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:38, archived)
+ here's the cancer

(_Battered_, Tue 15 May 2018, 9:40, archived)
who would have guessed that the cancer killing /talk
was rob all along
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:11, archived)
Countdown to another banning commences in 3...2...1...

(_Battered_, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:19, archived)
2can must be on the step, unless robs given up again already

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:26, archived)
nah they can't touch me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:41, archived)
this is the metaphorical cancer, that I am as serious as
I wish no harm to befall any mod on this site
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:27, archived)
+or owner

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
^landowner

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 May 2018, 10:22, archived)
OK it seems that rob is getting rid of /talk because we don't make him any money. Maybe if we all come up with some great jokes for his upcoming book he'll let us stay.
Particularly if the jokes are about rob, I think he'd love that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:59, archived)
My rob's got no nose.
How does he smell?

Like cheap ham
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:59, archived)
B&

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:02, archived)
Might have to bring this forward
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26585
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
what did one criminal say to another when encouraging him to steal from a man who had hands made of pork and liked to masturbate using a rhizome of the species Zingiber officinale?
'rob the ham-fisted ginger wanker'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:07, archived)

I feel like I'm in a massive cave all alone where no one can hear me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:02, archived)

cave fanny
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:11, archived)
hi planarm!!
can you believe these stalactites?!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:25, archived)
> GO NORTH_

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:30, archived)

getting rid of /talk because we don't make him any money. Maybe if we all come up with some great jokes for his upcoming book he'll let us stay.
Particularly if the jokes are about rob, I think he'd love that.

flouncing and taking his ball home with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:20, archived)
knock knock

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:58, archived)

who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:58, archived)
knock knock

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:58, archived)

yes, I heard, who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:58, archived)
knock knock
pack it in, who IS THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:58, archived)
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:59, archived)

...who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:59, archived)
...

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:59, archived)
*plinky noise*
*lights go out*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:00, archived)

knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:00, archived)

omygoditsinsidethehouse
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:01, archived)

knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:02, archived)

*brief flashes of bright light illuminating teeth, matted bloodied hair, claws, hooves, terrified human eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:03, archived)

knock knock knock knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:03, archived)

*shot of front door from the inside, something is slumped in the doorway, something dark, misshapen, pours over it, the door squeaks, swings open, the something slithers away, fade*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:06, archived)

I guess what I am trying to say here is that I am a bit upset, online
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:07, archived)
what's happened here

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:48, archived)
surely that can't be it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:49, archived)
I'm afraid so, vlad
market forces
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:50, archived)
what
what
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:51, archived)

what
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:51, archived)
but there's an hilarious new qotw and there might even be a newsletter if you stump up enough cash
I mean, yeah a few regular posters had to get banned in order for this to happen, but I think we can all agree it was for the best
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
I might need a series recap, seems that I have missed quite a few episodes

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:04, archived)
Next week's QOTW is going to be "Write a paragraph for the newsletter."

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:12, archived)
rob posted a new QOTW with strict rules
A few people flouted those rules and got banned.
A few other people teased rob about it on here, and got banned.
Everyone else moaned about it.
rob laughed at us for being needy spineless pricks, but converted the permabans to naughtysteppings.
Then rob deleted the talk link from the header so that everyone else could forget we existed.
Bans should be gone by wednesday, but this is the awful limbo we inhabit in the meantime.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
Now we're all set to become an echo chamber like The_Donald.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:20, archived)
great
b3ta/limbo
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:22, archived)
I suppose if we don't exist any more we can say what we like on here now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:22, archived)
AT LASTTTT!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:36, archived)
holy shit I hadn't even noticed he'd hidden us.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:44, archived)
this is so cool it's like the end of the matrix when all the weird characters appear just when you thought it was all over and they are still REAL \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:52, archived)
wait no that's labyrinth isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:53, archived)
lol
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2631881
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:53, archived)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:54, archived)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:55, archived)
Rolf Mayo

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:11, archived)
The Great Abloobloo Massacre of 2018

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:53, archived)
a part of me just died

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:58, archived)
pretty sure this is all your fault

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
checks out

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:02, archived)
I mean there's a lot of evidence

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:03, archived)
Well I certainly can't see any evidence that you did anything to stop this happening.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:05, archived)
beyond my remit

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:09, archived)
welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:04, archived)
thanks
*pulls up a chair*
*sits*
*the chair is made of pretend matchstick wood, it collapses*
*I fall on the floor*
*general hilarity, pointing, and laughing ensues throughout the bar*
*I set fire to the bar somehow, improbably quickly, with a cigar and some spirits or something*
*outside shot, flames surging into the evening sky, sound of screams and shattering windows, untethered horses running wildly about*
*close-up of my face, I am sat on a nearby hill, I light a cigar and look smug*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:17, archived)
now that's quality content
it's just a shame that potential buyers will never see it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:27, archived)
I'm accepting NOTHING less than 49p for that, and you can call me a grasping, greedy fool as much as you like

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
I'm authorised to offer no more than 11p

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:38, archived)
then trigger makes a face?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:46, archived)

I'm afraid that trigger was unfortunately fatally shot in one of the earlier scenes, ironic really eh
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:59, archived)
Bad news for Roy Rogers.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:59, archived)
that's quite the enthusiasm

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:41, archived)
strikey g euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:17, archived)
The site is being purged of content that would discourage sponsors/advertisers.
This coincides with an attempt to drive more traffic to the site via social media. The current owner regards these measures as critical preparation for the future profitable sale of the site.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:06, archived)
aaaaah I see
*sees*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:09, archived)
I think Ivanka Trump is the real victim here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:09, archived)

in many ways I agree, it's a pity trump didn't happen in the 80s, she would have been a perfectly 80s first lady
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:11, archived)
Might create a special beeter Reddit handle.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:27, archived)
reddit, OK good idea, I read that thing about the psychic horse that gave LSD to children and fed them to crabs in a parallel universe
are there other things on it too?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
I must have missed that one.
Other than that it's full of boobs and recipes and people arguing about politics and occasionally Grrry talks about cars on it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
I thought that was mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:41, archived)
No, you're thinking of penis beakers.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:48, archived)
I usually am to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:50, archived)
I get worried that people on here stalk my reddit postings
but then I remember how bore dthey must be to go that far
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:36, archived)
reddit is shit and for cunts
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:40, archived)
I think you'll find that's wrong mhäätTt.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 14 May 2018, 20:56, archived)
I struggle to read the ones you post here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:11, archived)
without watches you're nothing

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:19, archived)
I still love watches but I won't play the game anymore , it's turned into a con

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:47, archived)
Tempted by this, brand new and cool as fuck
www.chrono24.co.uk/zenith/zenith-defy-quarz---new-old-stock--id3472188.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:52, archived)
I've put an offer in

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:18, archived)
Nobody can be bothered anymore vlad after the purge

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:29, archived)
mongy!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 19:34, archived)
There was a huge battle
But even after the trolls were banished to the plains of agony, they sent their emissary to attack the now peaceful lands of Hazharrath. Many peasants died before finding the traitor and people no longer trust strangers. We are attempting to rebuild, but without the crystal heart stone, it will be difficult, if not impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 May 2018, 21:31, archived)

OK this clip is an on-point representation of the whole thing, reddington is us, the one he is going to get back is talk, desmond is definitely manolith, the beardy chap is rob, the two who are strung up twitching are the other boards, the big bang at the end is the incoming reality of the monetization of every last damned thing there is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z-9_iZwrg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 22:40, archived)
this has made me happy and I don't care who knows it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 May 2018, 23:09, archived)
pouring out a 40 for our fallen homies
garidead, Two Hats, drimble, grrrmachine (technically), richard mcbeef and the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:35, archived)
These bans stink of homophobia

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:42, archived)
all of them prominent members of the b3ta LGBT group

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
Explains why I'm still here, not bent enough clearly.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:29, archived)
it's grrr2 I feel sorry for
it was my ex-girlfriend's account that she set up to find normal English people to talk to.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
lol gutted

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:45, archived)
she was only trying to improve her second language
fortunately she never picked up "arsebadger" or "fuckflaps" or similar.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:47, archived)
perhaps yours will catch on

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:49, archived)
skibbedy-bebop

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:05, archived)
I never liked any of those pricks anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:50, archived)
at least they could shit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:56, archived)
been twice today
and I didn't even have to give up the opiates
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:14, archived)
I also had two.
I reckon the fact I eat a madras, 3 chicago town deep dish pizzas (oven cooked, I'm not an animal) and a hench 'share bag' of cheese and onion whilst nursing my hangover on sunday had something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
i will drink to their loss later
got class first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:08, archived)
you ain't got no class

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:16, archived)
Saucer of milk for table one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:44, archived)
i like this saying
as it implies something that is sophisticated enough to sit at a table, but would still drink out of a saucer
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:07, archived)
milk steak

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:09, archived)
Coincidently this article explains why I've given up the watch game , it's a long read but it shows how fucked it's become in 4 or 5 year
www.ablogtowatch.com/why-some-watches-rolex-patek-philippe-impossible-retail/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 17:23, archived)
stick it all on roulette

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:11, archived)
Reminds me too much of my turn o graph with roulette date wheel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 18:18, archived)
morning

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 6:34, archived)
Monday, to boot.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 May 2018, 7:25, archived)
there's a certain crushing inevitability to it

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 7:33, archived)
are you able to log in to your old account yet?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 8:21, archived)
yer, the kittens going abloobloo at me

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 8:41, archived)
You're a naughty boy.
When is Mcbeef allowed back?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2018, 8:46, archived)
2024

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 8:51, archived)
He and rob have quit the site, to focus on their passion project:
50p Ham School
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 May 2018, 8:54, archived)
who cares?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:49, archived)
What are you all going to do when Rob deletes this place?
Note that the link to /talk has vanished from the top of the page
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:16, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2018, 9:25, archived)
lol, so it has
isn't that how it started out?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:26, archived)
Can't have potential commercial partners seeing this bit, I guess

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:31, archived)
and the twitter link

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:28, archived)
all about the patreon, baybee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:40, archived)
283 dollar advert? C'MON!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:04, archived)
Probably attempt to read every page on TV Tropes, instead.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
a lot of people here have reddit accounts
but it's an awful place to have a conversation
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:50, archived)

it'd be nice to know what's going on tbh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:26, archived)
gaz mongychops, he probably knows

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:30, archived)
voat, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:04, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:27, archived)
yer you?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:50, archived)
sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:15, archived)
I watched a new Taskmaster
couldn't see you in the audience though, so I'm calling bullshit
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:46, archived)
well, i'd have been in the audience for the last episode
but we couldn't make it to the recording in the end. maybe next series
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:48, archived)
not a fan of this current one

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:17, archived)
It's better than anything with Nish Kumar in
that fucking wanker
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:36, archived)
I find him quite grating

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:40, archived)
he's the first person in a long time that makes me stop whatever I'm watching and turn the TV off
because he's so execrable
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:11, archived)
i liked the darts game
but otherwise the first two episodes weren't really anything to write home about
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:47, archived)
nice day innit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:54, archived)
spose so
sun's out, light breeze, no sign of rain, diggers rumbling around at the end of the road.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:56, archived)
Morning
Just saw a rolex tridor go for ยฃ17k in a proceeds of crime auction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:56, archived)
inb4 mongy

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:09, archived)
I doubt he'd be watching it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:28, archived)
Better be covered in diamonds for that money

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:50, archived)
Supposedly worth 40k new

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 14 May 2018, 11:49, archived)
Yeah they'd be lucky, if they earn a couple of grand on what they paid I'd be surprised

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:21, archived)
RIP /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
soon, Woodo
soon
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:02, archived)
all that knocking on wood is gonna get us there

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:04, archived)
or maybe it's the new hidden function just for the really cool people on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:03, archived)
Oftentopics never had a direct link and it was full of wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 May 2018, 10:07, archived)
I'm glad to see that things have improved

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:10, archived)
doesn't look like it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:16, archived)
get shittin'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:28, archived)
kicked out of the parental abode, not even 16 years old yet

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:10, archived)
maybe this will be the last ever /talk thread

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:10, archived)
we need music to play us out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz50-g9wHNE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:21, archived)
very apt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:23, archived)
bum note lol

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:41, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S06E16/6BSCR0C_WhHMxL4txenKh2ThpGA=.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:43, archived)
Alright lads. Had a nice weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 18:26, archived)
apologies to the lady boarders

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:28, archived)
Oh yeah, soz.
B3ta safe space.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 18:28, archived)
we're all b3ta-males and females

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:33, archived)
and other genders, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:33, archived)
Obvs.
We've been out on a mates houseboat for the weekend. A hen do came past early in the day, everyone one below decks apart from one former or transitioning male. Same boat came past 4 hours later, still the same poor trans person at the tiller all alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 18:35, archived)
best at grabbing the helm?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:38, archived)
Oh. Lower the tone.
I was trying to highlight the plight of this poor ladyman
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 18:40, archived)
yeah, and i was just suggesting they may be skilled in the ways of the seaman

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
People; why are they cunts?
My weekend's been spectacularly boring as I've spent the whole thing working. I still haven't finished but it's nearly eight on a Sunday so moderate shoeing is in progress.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
I've spent all weekend mostly pissed with a fair bit of MDMA and 2cb to keep us going.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 18:41, archived)
Never done them partic'lar drugs.
Is you like Fear and Boating in Las Vegas or sutin?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:42, archived)
It was a bit weird Friday night.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 18:48, archived)
I'll show you my lady border

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:56, archived)
gaz me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
can't not safe
we'll have to use MSN messenger
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:04, archived)
k
my screen name is โ€ข?((ยฏยฐยท._.โ€ข m&n๏ℓi+h โ€ข._.ยทยฐยฏ))؟โ€ข
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
Charlton :,(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:07, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 19:11, archived)
I've managed to have a poo now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 19:20, archived)
Opium?
I barely know'em!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:21, archived)
yes! get in!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:23, archived)
I mean get out!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:23, archived)
hip hip pooray

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:36, archived)
watched that weekend with louis featuring savile

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:24, archived)
Any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 13 May 2018, 19:25, archived)
fucking horrible
it all makes sense watching it now
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:26, archived)
nonce sense

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:26, archived)
Even if he hadn't been a paedo he would always have been a massive weirdo.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:33, archived)
Louis always felt bad about that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:40, archived)
my other half said he sounded like a sociopath

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 20:47, archived)
He does a bit, but I think there is empathy there , sociopath seems to be thrown around now just because you don't care about everything

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:26, archived)
Mostly relaxed
Stuck in with stupid pleurisy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:24, archived)
Good morning, last night a woman on Facebook had this to say.
Catching some rays in the field with my bestie ☀️❤😎

There was also a picture of a horse.

And that was the end of Facebook roundup.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 13 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
Horses are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:25, archived)
Appallingly bad Toys'r us rebranding.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 13 May 2018, 11:17, archived)
Totally agree, unpredictable cunts when yr using a shotgun.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 13 May 2018, 16:27, archived)
jumpy, nervy, bitey things

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 May 2018, 16:35, archived)
Tomyris and frankie dettori earnt me a fortune yesterday, I love horses, best of all the animals

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 May 2018, 16:53, archived)
i can't bear them

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 May 2018, 16:57, archived)
Good slathering of raw horse mince with freshly ground salt and black pepper on half a buttered baguette.
You'll not find a finer Sunday breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 17:09, archived)
Thats just riders. Fucking mongs.... get a car.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 13 May 2018, 17:33, archived)
Will do , ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:14, archived)
Rays aren't found in fields; they live in the ocean.
I reckon that woman was on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:26, archived)
Sun rays you silly person.
What are you like eh?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 13 May 2018, 11:13, archived)
I'm a cheeky wee scamp and I'm after your Lucky Charms.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:28, archived)
only the marshmellows pls

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:18, archived)
bestieality, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
Hi, it's me again
How are you?
(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:44, archived)
sorry, I don't lob cock like you

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:17, archived)
I just hope that rob is happy with these 'improvements' he's made

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 13 May 2018, 11:07, archived)
I'm sorry
I didn't mean to horrible-up your Sunday
(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 13 May 2018, 11:12, archived)
Horse fucker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 May 2018, 11:17, archived)
Yes, sorry. I have a sore throat.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 13 May 2018, 11:18, archived)
i don't even own a facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 May 2018, 17:08, archived)
alright the winklevoss twins
lol winkle
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:27, archived)
dunno who that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:37, archived)
trust me, it's very funny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
Good morning. Last night a women on facebook had this to say;
As I arrived at speakers corner with the sun on my shoulders dressed in my long red white and blue summer dress, with determination to show my physical support as a member of FLA as I always had done against the creeping invasion of sharia and the blatant perversion of border control and a government that welcomes returning jihadis and warmly embraces rapist pedophiles from Europe but rejects young working class or conservative people with qualifications and NO criminal records due to a joke or a speech cause it upsetting the Islamic people..I had felt embarrassed to the likes of 2 Girls Lauren and Brittany who had paid to come to Britain my country, to follow there passions but were held in solitude and detained in a cell..deported without reason down to a speech? Against Islam.
but yesterday I saw something special,
I saw that we are many, we are a fine voice, I felt uplifted by the union flag flying proudly..we all could feel it too, a growing army of people who can only be pushed to far, a buzz of warm electricity in the air....rival football teams supporters who have kicked each other heads in over the years stood united and our men of arms veterans all stood united by our determination to defend the secular freedoms of this country I call home...yet nothing reported on the main or nation news? Ask yourself why there's nothing about the 10,000 plus who marched from Spkers corner to Whithall if this long status just encourages u to do ur research as it the only way ur gonna hear it, or know exactly what's going on in your country as the bbc won't report it but will take that TV licence money weekly, then it's worth being called a "racist " if that what the term means when u stand up against the radicalisation and Islamic law they are trying to bring into our country..we have a Muslim mayor for starters and mosques starting to appear in all boroughs...yet I don't see any new churches ?,where do we socialise now as a nation when there shutting down youth clubs pubs free speech, picking a choosing what they wil show on mainstream media.? I emailed all channels some footage of the day even sky...no reply,...and bbc was there they just not going to report on the March as to peaceful although if it had really kicked off I, sure it would have made the news x
(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 13 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
Christ just shut the fuck up will you no one is reading all that shit you type

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:14, archived)
chinny reckon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:15, archived)
let me quote Star Wars for you:
"That's no morning thread."
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:27, archived)
It's what the piple want!

(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:33, archived)
Fuck off.

(_Battered_, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:38, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:33, archived)
Yeah not reading that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:54, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 6:52, archived)
Morning.
Wtf is that shit at the top of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:00, archived)
Looks like the BNP's one of B3ta's new sponsors.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:09, archived)
morning. raining here.
only happy when etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:28, archived)
It pissed dahn on my barbecue sausages yesterday.
Luckily they'd had time to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:33, archived)
may they pass through your intestine today

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
fingrz crossed

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:41, archived)
You did chew the fuckers?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 13 May 2018, 17:36, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:25, archived)
I feel a little rough.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:26, archived)
stop feeling yourself then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:27, archived)
Get a sander mate.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 13 May 2018, 17:37, archived)
How about a spot of extreme sounding to liven up your evening?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:32, archived)
I'd sooner shit in my hands then clap rather than watch Eurovision.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:43, archived)
With you on that one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:59, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:03, archived)
opiates seem quite pleasant but I haven't had a poo since 6.30am yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:29, archived)
maybe you'll never poo again

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:41, archived)
anastasia is coming to give me some more at 10

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:11, archived)
some more poo?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
Reading this like one of the little journals you found in resident evil.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:42, archived)
I've never found any journals big or little

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:10, archived)
Try having a meal the leaving it a few hours before attempting another dump. HTH.

(_Battered_, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:50, archived)
well I've had four meals since starting on them and don't even feel like trying so maybe manolith is right

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:05, archived)
Thank god 3can has a second account, thx Dr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:10, archived)
anything other than amoxycillin is beyond 2can's remit isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:14, archived)
you'll have to pick it out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:06, archived)
I can't seem to reach it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:12, archived)
Are there other picks than tooth and ice? I don't mean like guitar pick, before the noun pls

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:13, archived)
s pick?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:18, archived)
Aspick

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:22, archived)
hickey pick

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
stick a handful directly up your asshole, just leave the hand right up there until the pills dissolve naturally, you shit-knuckled fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 May 2018, 4:14, archived)
some cunt is setting off fireworks in Birmingham
is this a eurovision thing or is there some ethnic holiday today?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:17, archived)
eurovision is an ethnic holiday where I live

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 May 2018, 4:55, archived)
Ello.
Infinity War was very disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:42, archived)
Is it?
What did it not deliver that you would have liked it to do?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:50, archived)
It delivered everything I wanted (some excellent action sequences and a few laugh out loud gags), but ended up as a not terribly interesting film.
Far less than the sum of its parts, as it were.
Also, James Brolin is evil and must be stopped - the combination of his usual phoned-in performance and a CGI character with all the weight of a balloon animal, deprived the film of an interesting villain, leaving the film to pinball around its excessive cast of heroes.
Shame, really.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:01, archived)
Interesting, I thought the exact opposite.
I thought it was satisfying to see a Thanos that actually lived up to the past x years of hype and was a nuanced, complex villain. I know Josh Brolin can be an acquired taste but I can't see anyone else playing Thanos and I enjoyed his traditional gritty gumshoe frontiersman schtick.

None of this is coherent with what I thought of The Last Jedi purely in terms of tone, because both films adopted an atypically dark tone for the franchise and I loved Infinity War but thought The Last Jedi was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:07, archived)
I really enjoyed The Last Jedi,
but it's massively flawed and most of the criticism leveled at it is valid. I found it consistently entertaining throughout, though, whereas Infinity War seemed to coast by on little more than impressive visuals (not counting Thanos, who is sometimes rendered in that odd, weightless CGI that was so popular in the early noughties). Tom Holland is marvellous, though, and the scenes with Vision & Scarlett Witch are rather good.
The 150 minute runtime showed that they were struggling to pack too many characters into a single film, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:20, archived)
I'm thoroughly heartened to see we can disagree with such civility in this day and age.
*manly handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:34, archived)
I have two teenage children and I still don't watch fucking infinity trek wars gate , grow up , watch films aimed at adults if you must

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:44, archived)
Fuck that.
They couldn't make these films when I was a kid, so I thoroughly intend to indulge myself until they go back out of fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:05, archived)
Disgusting, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:05, archived)
oh cool, i'll probably really enjoy it then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:04, archived)
Haha.
😂
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:07, archived)
How long were you on the step for ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:41, archived)
no bird for me
special treatment innit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 13 May 2018, 0:58, archived)
morning

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Sat 12 May 2018, 6:58, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 12 May 2018, 7:09, archived)
wotcha

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Sat 12 May 2018, 7:10, archived)
Woah calm down

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 12 May 2018, 7:13, archived)
WHAT'S THERE TO BE CALM ABOUT=?!=!!
May 12, 1984
T-800 Tries to Kill Sarah Connor
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 12 May 2018, 10:39, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 12 May 2018, 7:29, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 May 2018, 7:33, archived)
Morning
bright and breezy.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
Ahoy.
Day at the comic shop, followed by cinema trip to see Infinity War. #maturity
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:15, archived)
It's really good

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:26, archived)
Fingers crossed that knowing how it ends doesn't spoil it for me.
The eldest knows how it goes, and I've had to physically restrain him from blabbing about it to the twins.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
I'm calling social services

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:53, archived)
He screams "child abuse" at the slightest provocation,
so I'm probably on borrowed time as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:48, archived)

provocation bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:03, archived)
Probably worse than bumming my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:57, archived)
I don't think it will ruin it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:05, archived)
Morzningcszy!
Time to go and retrieve my bins.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:51, archived)

Strike through - Time to go and retrieve
Insert - Stay about from
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 May 2018, 9:51, archived)
I like this new inclusive strikey-g
for those unfamiliar with HTML.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:58, archived)
I'm a PCtard.
In more ways than one.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 May 2018, 10:58, archived)
Pfff
Insert
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:01, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:53, archived)
Hey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:39, archived)
ait

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:23, archived)
Thread to see if there's anyone still here.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:50, archived)
I expect everyone's on the shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:53, archived)
Prob'ly

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:54, archived)
Just cracking open another beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:13, archived)
noice

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:29, archived)
I am
But now I'm off for a pint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:28, archived)
Leave the tables alone this time.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:29, archived)
I do, but they won't leave me alone
The coffee table has tasted human blood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:22, archived)
My granddad sung this to me, so just chickens
youtu.be/DGs6TDeXo8E
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:36, archived)
Heh, not bad.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:43, archived)
Also used as the theme tune
to an excellent tv series called Chickens.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 23:33, archived)
I'm eating liquorice

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:44, archived)
Only recently discovered that's a euphemism for blowing your own head off with a shotgun

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:23, archived)
Ah, the old 'Kurt Cobain haircut'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:06, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:43, archived)
let's get kaned

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:43, archived)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:17, archived)
I hear it's gone all fascist round here these days
Who's in the gulag?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:54, archived)
afternoon thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:00, archived)
No you are

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:11, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:17, archived)
Fuck, I have been owned

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:26, archived)
just how it goes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:46, archived)
This new streamlined forums going well

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:41, archived)
absolutely
it was a good idea to ban/step the three most prolific posters here
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:46, archived)

www.awarenessdays.com/awareness-days-calendar/eat-what-you-want-day-2018/

What's everyone going to eat then? I might try a dishwasher tablet.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 15:29, archived)
pierogi
followed by a peanut butter cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:41, archived)
sew?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:55, archived)
shalom

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:00, archived)
l'chaim

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:05, archived)
wow, i missed my 11th B3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:07, archived)
belated candles

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:00, archived)
ta :)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:22, archived)
mem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:46, archived)
mem off

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:49, archived)
A needle pulling thread.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 18:52, archived)
I shure hope that every b3tan and b3tette is going crazy as fuck about getting kaned today
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26496
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:03, archived)
RIP

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:46, archived)
tools down

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:14, archived)
Poets day.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 15:23, archived)
were they up?
i hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:24, archived)
more body shaming :(

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:39, archived)
tool up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:46, archived)
Afternoon Wilma.
Ah ha ha.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 15:24, archived)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:27, archived)
It was in response to
afternoon thread.

Wasn't worth it really, I don't know what I was thinking.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:47, archived)
Am I banned yet

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:23, archived)
That's a no then

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:23, archived)
You are the fresh blood this purge was for, now give Rob ten quid a month or elsev

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:44, archived)
Dance for King Rob, you fucking pleb

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:51, archived)
Adiabatic enthalpy of evaporation with chips.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:22, archived)
I had a letter today that a hidden speed camera near Edinburgh has caught me doing 86 in a 60.
Serves me right. When were you last a twat & deserved fining?
(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:51, archived)
Not telling you, you might be working for plod

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:55, archived)
we have a weird system here
where you pay 300 and take 6 points (out of 24), pay 300 and grass someone else up, or pay 400 and say "I dunno who was driving officer".
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:56, archived)
500 and you can say 'what's a car', 600 and you get to take the policeman's hat home with you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:57, archived)
1000 & you can shag his missus.

(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:58, archived)
no wonder they're all driving so fast over there

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:59, archived)
This is the stretch I was caught on - too tempting to put your foot down
gb.geoview.info/dolphinton_straight,31704285p
(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:04, archived)
To be fair, you'd be a saint to resist that

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:20, archived)
I've had a look online - loads of people are done on that stretch, but this is the biggest idiot I found
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/136889/Biker-jailed-for-hitting-166mph
(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:39, archived)
jail for speeding is belm-inducingly stupid

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:56, archived)
Nah, fuck 'em
The amount of bikers I've heard bleat about how they're persecuted by traffic cops in one breath and boast about doing double the speed limit the next.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:08, archived)
^

(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:11, archived)
The 400zt/£80 option sounds best.

(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:57, archived)
well yer, it just means that if you can afford an audi then you can afford to drive at whatever speed you like

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:58, archived)
I don't drive.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:00, archived)
yes you do
Other people, to tears
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:09, archived)
you must be a speeding ticket
because you've got fine written all over you
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:12, archived)
or AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:13, archived)
If you'd got up to 88mph your car would have caught fire and disappeared and gone back in time
and you could have driven more slowly and not got a ticket
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:21, archived)
Some of those survey results have finally landed in the chaps inbox and he's going through.
Thank you all very much for your input
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2018, 13:29, archived)
I'd like to thank myself for contributing nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:38, archived)
three people died doing that survey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:49, archived)
that answers question 6

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:40, archived)
Broke a pub table
By falling off the stage due to being naughtily drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:33, archived)
That must have been
impressive to watch.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 14:17, archived)
quite possibly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:47, archived)
morning

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 6:09, archived)
Careful, rob doesn't like this sort of active participation.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 6:54, archived)
it's like malicious compliance
I'm trying to establish a dull, repetitive and predictable pattern, just like mainstream humour channels.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:30, archived)
'Joke to rule', if you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:38, archived)
Morning brrrzeczy

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:05, archived)
alright 2Can
still drinking on the job?
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:31, archived)
Awww, I missed Theoban

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2018, 7:22, archived)
everyone missed theoban

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:31, archived)
Hey no I'm here, hi

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:42, archived)
I thought you were on twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:44, archived)
do wot I like Doc

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:47, archived)
Ranek

(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:21, archived)
dzien dobry

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:38, archived)
That's about the extent of the Polish I learned working in Poznan for a few months.

(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:40, archived)
Poznan's a pretty good place
prolly because it was mostly German
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
I really liked. Going back for a weekend to see mates at the end of June.

(_Battered_, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:01, archived)
Hey it's Ed Zitron from Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:42, archived)
had any fruit for breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:48, archived)
I haven't had ANY breakfast
How's about that for wild
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:50, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:42, archived)
Just been up the shop for fancy coffee and some croissants to start the holiday weekend right.
How early is too early for some shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
hit it so hard you have spasms

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:53, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2018, 9:14, archived)
right back atcha

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:50, archived)
I say. have a nice day. yay

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:47, archived)
*raised eyebrow, monocle falls out*

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:50, archived)
you must recompose yourself, sir

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:59, archived)
Allegedly

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:20, archived)
there's ample evidence

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:25, archived)
More lies from Big Breakfast Cereal

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
Typical roundearther.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:45, archived)
[Comment awaiting moderation]

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
Click all the posts that feature: BUMHOLES

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:48, archived)
Sorry, I've written a joke.
What do you get if you cross Rob and the other B3ta mods?

Banned.


Moo ha ha ha!

Please don't ban me.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 May 2018, 9:44, archived)
topical AND edgy!

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:49, archived)
"We're removing in-jokes."
"We want to keep it accessable. Just like our dogs' bumholes." says chthonic.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 9:57, archived)
I should be banned for having giggled at that

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
I still dont know who these new name people are :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:48, archived)
I like lego, if that helps

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:49, archived)
This is definitely mcbeef.
The Polish looking name is him claiming his lebensraum.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:53, archived)
That's not how you spell lesbians Emm Emm.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 9:55, archived)
Lesbenraum?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:58, archived)
Close enough

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 9:59, archived)
Gute

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
I clicked "I need this!"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:03, archived)
A Polish Brexit fan...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
It is?
*Opens another beer*
Well, did Rob stamp out bullying on QOTW by stepping me for a week for shedposting?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 9:53, archived)
you're the epitome of a chumbawumba song m8

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
I don't even like Star Wars.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 10:06, archived)
Shit, irritating, and popular with morons?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:07, archived)
Silly Emm Emm, since when was QOTW ever popular?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 10:08, archived)
2005?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:15, archived)
going under the knife today
wish me luck
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:00, archived)
or ban me or whatever

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
^limbo dancing below his cutlery drawer

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
#notallgenders

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:03, archived)
I hope your account is still working once you've recovered.
Having anything interesting done?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:04, archived)
front bottom

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:07, archived)
VATS and rigid bronchoscopy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:17, archived)
and front bottom

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:17, archived)
Good luck.
Looks like they're going to poke you full of holes.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:23, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:29, archived)
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TIT AND TUCK JOB!
HOPE TURNING YOUR DICK INTO A CUNT WORKS OUT WELL FOR YOU!
HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 10:08, archived)
we all will

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:08, archived)
Well, yeah, we all helped crowdfund it, it's only fair that tangles lets us all have a go on them.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 10:09, archived)
there'll be plenty for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:15, archived)
Thoughts and prayers.
Pls RT for awareness xoxo
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
anyway
good luck and there will be a signed copy of Russ Abbot's Atmosphere waiting for you when you recover
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:32, archived)
Try not to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2018, 10:35, archived)
Be alive

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:43, archived)
I was at the Amazon AWS nerd summit yesterday. Counted 5 fedoras and 1 bowler hat.
2 were definitely masters of the blade.

I got some promotional socks from Mongo DB.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
I got a bag of them Red Leicester flavour mini cheddars for breakfast.
They're alright. Might go to Aldis later to get a few more bags of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 11 May 2018, 10:45, archived)

some promotional socks from a candygram for
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:46, archived)
Fuck yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:43, archived)
Hello there my love

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2018, 10:55, archived)
Alright WP
how do
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:55, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:50, archived)
have you been fruitful and multiplied?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:52, archived)
I'm responsible for neither fruit or fucking

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:53, archived)
well this changes everything

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2018, 0:35, archived)
Hands and faces, earth and sky...

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2018, 1:03, archived)
I can be anywhere
anytime
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2018, 1:14, archived)

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