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delicious beers
time to relax
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:11, archived)
Just having a substantial meal myself, few more then I'll go home

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:14, archived)
i hope you're having dessert with that

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:16, archived)
Too right
I've just started this.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:37, archived)
no. don't. stahp!
i have to watch a film tonight but you'll have me listening to music instead
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:41, archived)
haha!
give in 2 da funk
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:42, archived)
must... *flicks switches* resist...

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:51, archived)
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY!

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)
embrace, accept, do not resist

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:04, archived)
i'm cranking it to within acceptable levels

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:06, archived)
thanks m8 this is solid

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:10, archived)
good innit

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:19, archived)
it's like fever from vice city radio but better

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)
Listened to a couple of others in that series, they're good

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:04, archived)
get funky with me, dribble

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:06, archived)
Jesus, at least buy a girl a drink first

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:22, archived)
what would that achieve?
i'm not interested in her i'm talking to you
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:29, archived)
but you're right, i am Jesus
and also Hitler
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:32, archived)
Go for a shower, your king commands you

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:51, archived)
but i'm not dirty

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:57, archived)
wasn't going to have a drink for a couple of days after the weekend's alcoholocaust but I've just conquered Monday so fuck it
I think I drank so much yesterday to block out how awful the Ray Winstone/Plan B 'reboot' of The Sweeney is. Mein gott it's horrific.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:50, archived)

"One of the conditions of being able to film the shootout scene in central London was that there were to be no gunshot sounds, for fear of alarming people or creating a security incident. The guns used special, newly-developed blank rounds that made little more than a 'click' noise but otherwise allowed the guns to be fired normally, with the sound effects added during post-production. During filming, the actors' cues were provided by an off-camera assistant shouting "Bang! Bang! Bang!" through a loudspeaker."

lol
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:56, archived)

assistant MNDR
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)
ray winstone was alrite in Sexy Beast tho
just sayin, cos that film was class in the arse
i meant class, didn't really need in the arse tbh
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:31, archived)
I was trembling, I was very emotional

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:49, archived)
well i'm gunna give you a tenner
if i cared, Gal, if i gave one solitary fuck...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 19:08, archived)
He's good in Scum

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 20:23, archived)
that's true as well
fuck is he that old? didn't realise that was him. saw that as a nipper. the suicide in the toilet kinda stuck with me. also the pool balls in socks. also, quite a lot of that film actually.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 20:29, archived)
i can do that, gis a job

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 20:32, archived)
yeah I've seen that, it's tits

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:57, archived)
The two 70s movies are worth seeing, if you haven't
The first is more of a conspiracy thriler but the second is like an 18 cert extended episode
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:58, archived)
The tv show itself is absolutely brilliant
Watching it now really takes me back to the 70s, the colour-depleted film stock just adds to my sepia toned memories. Might have a pack of Spangles and get nonced up by a scout leader to complete the picture
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 20:15, archived)
Bar a few duds, I think before series 4 it just gets better as you go through
as if after some early experiments they found the winning formula

Fuck that morecambe and wise episode though, and the "comedy" australians
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 21:00, archived)
Shit film, that plan b whoever' was a talented lad , obviously lurks in the background now, fair play

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 20:20, archived)
He's good in Harry Brown, god that's depressing
A fair bit filmed by my old flat, same with Luther and Top Boy, I like to torture myself watching stuff depicting urban hell shot in an area I can no longer afford to live in
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 20:26, archived)
We will all be in luxury flats in battersea power station after brexit

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 21:12, archived)
Send the oligarchs back

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)
just busy downloading Cyberpunk 2077

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)
nuh uh

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)
I'd wait until it'd had a few patches if I were you

(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:41, archived)
Plaid on the speakers here

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:50, archived)
What were you plaiing

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:52, archived)
with my mind

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 19:11, archived)
hullo
Customer of the day: Sarah McGuffie

It's five years ago today that I first met my wife, that's nice isn't it?

What else is nice, isn't it? You can't say 'Balenciaga Sock Sneakers'
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:12, archived)
#funnynamecorner

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)
haha, that's right 'The Guffalo'!

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)
'Cock-Beakers', more like
I'm going to go with "having central heating that works", in the hope that saying that won't curse me and make everything break down.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:45, archived)
Yeah this house might be mouldy due to lack of ventilation but it sho' nuff gets nice and warm

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)
when I left your wife 5 years ago

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)
You too??

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:09, archived)
I only left her last week.
Shh, don't let on.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)
I couldn't keep up with her insatiable sex drive
All of 42nd Commmando felt the same, it was affecting our operational capabilities, we were quite worn out tbh
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:21, archived)

 
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 16:14, archived)
I really don't

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)
moaning

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 5:35, archived)

lazing in bed

is coming to an end,

- i've brewed my morning poo.

if you do not get up soon,

i'll wipe my bum on you!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 6:09, archived)
Well don't, it's unattractive

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 7:12, archived)
sorry.
Bloody weather
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 7:53, archived)
morning

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 7:23, archived)
morning the LOVELY queeferton qwuffmire

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 7:54, archived)
ok
1. look at the fucking state of these
2. then look at the price

www.vitkac.com/gb/p/sock-sneakers-balenciaga-shoes-1109511
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 8:21, archived)
ffs
I bet you can't even walk properly in them.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 8:29, archived)
yeah it is hard, kind of regret buying them now

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:16, archived)
already rocking a pair

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 8:49, archived)
I'm rocking two pairs cos it's cold out

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:00, archived)
vitkac.com? more like shit cack bot vom

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:02, archived)
Bollocks to that

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 10:59, archived)
morning
in the glorning
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 8:28, archived)
moaning hitler

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 8:58, archived)
grumble grumble Jews grumble grumble

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:45, archived)
Welcome to deserving to die












shoes,
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:36, archived)
almost 2 million population!
unless you're from one of the other Kents in the world, like Sierra Leone, which has a population of roughly 6 1/2 million
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:58, archived)
Ha ha, you're about to become Europe's biggest car park.

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:06, archived)
The Farage Garage, some wag has named it.

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:04, archived)
heh, not bad

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:11, archived)
alright the entire population of Kent

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 20:45, archived)
you can just say cunts

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:36, archived)
Urgh

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 12:47, archived)
are you my alarm clock?

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:45, archived)
y

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:18, archived)
That bad, huh?

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:47, archived)
y

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:18, archived)
Y so bad? Aftermath of booze, shoe and excessively spiced meats?

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:50, archived)
Lol, my turn to be left hanging, this time.

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:04, archived)
y

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 7:22, archived)
get back on it

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 14:25, archived)
y

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:18, archived)
That's what too many substantial meals'll do for you.

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)
all those gherkins

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 14:35, archived)
gotta get 'em all

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)
y

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:19, archived)
Charlie and the semite gas extermination

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:17, archived)
y

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:20, archived)
Adolf’s marvellous holocaust

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:24, archived)
Heinrich's Marvellous Mengele

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:30, archived)
James and the Munich Putsch

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:49, archived)
Ha

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)
The ZOG

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)
The Ausch Twits

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:18, archived)
Daniel, Secret Ruler of the World

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:28, archived)
vg

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:12, archived)
the irony being that Roald Dahl himself would have approved wholeheartedly of all of these

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:32, archived)
Yeah, turns out he was a bit of a mad racist cunt.

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:05, archived)
his hatred of the Jews would have put Jeremy Corbyn to shame

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:12, archived)
n

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:46, archived)
plops

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 2:26, archived)
And wees?

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 5:31, archived)
and wees, my sweet child
ennuis
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 7:17, archived)
morning

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 7:23, archived)
are you my alarm clock?

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 7:26, archived)
sry I went back to sleep.
afternooning
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:48, archived)
you lazy tike

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:54, archived)
morning

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:44, archived)
Only just, 10 more minutes and I'll be on the substantial meals

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)
scotch egg?

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 15:49, archived)
99p kids meal , sausage and chips plus 20 stella

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 16:01, archived)
Another 20 for dessert

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 16:13, archived)
Gonna need a 20 Stella palate cleanser in between those

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 19:07, archived)
I think 60 pints in one day might be a bit over the recommended

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)
Bulk up with scotch eggs

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:01, archived)
morning. early start today.

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:01, archived)
No.

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 14:39, archived)
haha teh trouser, your wel random!!!

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)
morning

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 21:18, archived)
Cheers

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 21:35, archived)
yo

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:04, archived)
anal

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:36, archived)
alright

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:07, archived)
sigh
one packet of pinko brand lube & one packet of coarse builder's sand please
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 7:25, archived)

Drinky drinky drink drink. I've become festive early on this year and am full of piss and vinegar and vodka and cider and port and mulled wine and Syndol. I'm going to have a shot at exactly 23:35. Please do join me in a convivial manner.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8285976
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)

As many as you can fit in your pockets.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:22, archived)
dirty boy, or girl

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:24, archived)

Gherkins are all you're gonna get out of me buddy!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:27, archived)
that's all I want from anyone

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:31, archived)

Cheers!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:35, archived)
cheers, drinking cider at the mo, strongbow as it goes, quite nice

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:38, archived)
i've already got drunk, fallen asleep and woken up again

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:41, archived)
typical hitler

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:43, archived)
well, i am 130

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:48, archived)
BPM? Same as tricky disco

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:50, archived)

Well now I've had 3 shots and opened another beer. Still no gherkins despite all the promises.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:52, archived)
yeah it's gonna take more than that

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:53, archived)
i'll gherk in you
if ya like
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:54, archived)

Well that isn't very festive at all.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:04, archived)
i'll wear an xmas jumper

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:10, archived)

And that little Timmy, is the meaning of sexmas.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:29, archived)
that does make it festive

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:29, archived)
and it’s seasonal too

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:46, archived)
l

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 5:40, archived)
What the hell is that woman on ITV News wearing?????

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:43, archived)
a pringle?

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:45, archived)
making a mockery of global hunger

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:28, archived)
this is nice
www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/men/off-white-blurred-monalisa-print-t-shirt-item-15281740.aspx?storeid=12572
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:32, archived)
That's not pringle can you try to stay on topic

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:34, archived)
i honestly just remember pringle being a bit shite

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:39, archived)
80s fashion, the quality is excellent. Hence the price

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:49, archived)
i'll let someone else pay for 80s clothes

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 20:02, archived)
why the fuck are you watching ITV?

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:48, archived)
I'm just waiting for Emmerdale

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:49, archived)
jesus

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:08, archived)
-I

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)
something fewer boring instead

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:13, archived)
YDNTU

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:14, archived)
Gherkins?

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)
alright

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)
Is this now a beaker off between you and hitler? It all wants me wanting less , but we get what we deserve I suppose

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:13, archived)
it is exactly what it is you cunt

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:16, archived)
yeah!
(i'm like the short kid saying yeah)
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:20, archived)
You're like Brett in 'Alien'.

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:21, archived)
i'm having a baby!
wanna come to my baby shower?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)
Babies prefer baths in my experience, only 2 research papers I can provide on this

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:39, archived)
they prefer being filthy dirty and left alone whilst i score crack in my experience

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:44, archived)
Right.

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:37, archived)
i just inhaled a pringle
send help
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:38, archived)
Get a lyle and scott down yer , cancel it out

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:40, archived)
you're no help at all

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:42, archived)
that's considered a bonus in some countries.

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:42, archived)
choking on pringles probably is better than living in some countries

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:16, archived)
*mayorofliverpoolarrestedlols*

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:39, archived)
sorry planearm can we have a new thread that's not about how many things you can get up your bottom?
i've heard of the stiff upper lip but maybe my ears need dewaxing
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)
Love you LH
XXX
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:47, archived)
might buy a christmas tree and bugger your bum off

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:19, archived)
I put the tree up.

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:49, archived)
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)
I know but everyone is fed up innit

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:04, archived)
yeah well people are stupid hollow bang chambers devoid of any self defining wisdom

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)
couldn't get your fourth one up there eh
maybe take your rings off?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)
the prison guards were well impressed!!

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:05, archived)
Impressive gape skills m8

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)
didn't realise my cam was on

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)
We dressed up one of our rap group band mates in foliage and called him ‘Tree-Real’ but it wasn’t for Xmas, we were just having a laugh when we all worked in the Fray Bentos pie factory together in the early days

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)
Fucking gerkins here

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)
send pics

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:13, archived)
I'm on my way to gherkin-land also

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:49, archived)
Yep, it's that time alright

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)
Disgusting.

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:14, archived)
We came here tonight to get started
To cold act ill or guess who farted

I'm Queefรฉ and the rhymes are def
Just rap so fresh 'til I get out of breath
Now this is somethin' that we do have to do
And this is a team that I must introduce
I'm Queefรฉ, it's a weekend thread
So tell us your plans off the top of your head
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:01, archived)
I made a big steak and ale pie ready for tonight's din-dins and I've got sourdough pizza dough ready in the fridge for tomorrow
Might brave the great outdoors for a couple of 'substantial meals' at some point, other than that just gonna fanny about around the house smoking indo, sippin on gin'n'juice.

Might diddle a dingo, also
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:05, archived)
Using my camera phone to catalogue B-Real's bone china teapot collection for his instagram now he's got his followers into double figures

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:14, archived)
Working tomorrow morning, then I will out for substantial meals till I get fucked

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:15, archived)
Yeah I'm gonna get bang on the substantial meals til I'm proper gherkins

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:17, archived)
Probably watch some more 'Metod' (the gritty Russian crime drama on Netters, not the IKEA kitchen cabinet)
I put up my Christmas lights yesterday so everything is now well festive.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:19, archived)
M-E-T-O-D man
M-E-T-O-D man
M-E-T-O-D man
Here I am, here I am the Metod Man
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:24, archived)
That's the one, with a thick Russian accent and an ecky-thump whippet fancier flat cap

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:28, archived)
Alll onnn metod
don't wanna be
alll onnnnn metod
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:25, archived)
^

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:30, archived)
"Netters"?
Has "Netflix" got too many letters in it?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:03, archived)
everyfink's more betters on netters

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:16, archived)
All the go-getters are streaming on Netters

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:26, archived)
yeah actually that's much better(s)

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:30, archived)
it's so damn hot there's no need for sweaters

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)
gonna rise up and size up and throw off my fetters

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:37, archived)
fo' all the mayonaisers and the vinaigretters

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 13:19, archived)
anal

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:43, archived)
ah sorry m8, I forgot to tell you - my dad says he can't make it, soz

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:47, archived)
shit

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:50, archived)
morning

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 7:24, archived)
yo

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 7:25, archived)
anal

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 7:39, archived)
heil
Bit snowy this mooning
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 8:11, archived)

Lucky! Wish it was snowy where I am.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:48, archived)
DJ Muggs just texted to remind me that Dave Ja Vu is changing from channel 79 to 23 on Freeview next week, just a heads up

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 8:15, archived)
nice one Muggs, wouldn't want to miss out on 24/7 repeats of 'Taskmaster'

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 8:19, archived)
Taskmaster is 'fucking shit'

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 10:29, archived)
fucking nice one

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 10:09, archived)
Yonal

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 8:57, archived)
Portmanteau replies

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:17, archived)
=pies

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:59, archived)
Ooh, mince!

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 10:30, archived)
Morning

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:59, archived)
morning buttocks

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 10:08, archived)
Top tip: don't eat 10 weetabix in one day

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 10:43, archived)
Straw plops?

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:10, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:01, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:13, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:13, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:22, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:40, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:22, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:51, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:22, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:27, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:29, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:51, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:52, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:31, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:41, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:53, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:57, archived)
morning

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:46, archived)
BEER TIME!

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:59, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:28, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:17, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 18:08, archived)
I don’t think I’ll ever get over this terrible snub

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:55, archived)

yo
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:56, archived)

n
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:32, archived)
alright John, Paul and George

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:54, archived)
do't!

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:00, archived)
thik

(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 7:26, archived)
Yo yo yo to you all too.
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(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:04, archived)
Bon noel

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:00, archived)
yo

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:39, archived)
Anal

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:07, archived)
Yo, you mean

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:10, archived)
morning, citizens

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 6:22, archived)
I’m giving Eric Bobo a lift to his job at the turkey farm this morning as his fiesta needs a new head gasket. I’m picking him up at 7:30.
As we arranged it I did my โ€˜You better be ready you better be readyโ€™ schtick, which he laughed at a bit, I think he was just humouring me.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:18, archived)
I'm not sure it's worth replacing, how old is the fiesta?

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:38, archived)
It’s a 1990 popular plus 1.1, classic. He will have it done when the turkey money starts rolling in. It’s only a two month contract but you can’t argue with £12 an hour.

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:16, archived)
I hope he's getting you a nice discount on a Norfolk black to say thank you

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:43, archived)
He’s sorting all the boys out this year, good lad is old bobo, he’ll see me right

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:17, archived)
that's Eric all over

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:55, archived)
g'day sport

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:43, archived)
g'day

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:49, archived)
do you like my new sofa
ibb.co/rvhGmTH
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:44, archived)
nice laminate flooring m8

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:51, archived)
thanks cost quite a bit

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:59, archived)
lol

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:56, archived)
had it all screed nice and flat looks lovely

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:13, archived)
you've gone furniture-mad

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:54, archived)
Needs more speaker

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:19, archived)
eight of the buggers in that room

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:28, archived)
morning hitler

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 7:46, archived)
broadly
*tips cap*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:50, archived)
urghh

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)
alrite

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:17, archived)
It's Thursday! It's nearly the weekend!
Happy Thursday, everyone!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:18, archived)
miserable weather here

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:37, archived)
Yeah, light dusting of snow this morning
and I thought "oh, that's nice, I'll just slide that off the car before I go to work". Then found that it was fucking frozen on.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:55, archived)
snow eh?
Wouldn't be out in that shite
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:24, archived)

Wouldn't be out in No way would I poison my body wi'
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:12, archived)

poison my body wi' that shite stab someone down the lane
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:38, archived)
samesies
fackin wazzing it down
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:55, archived)
where are you to?

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:46, archived)
East London

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:03, archived)
oh god I'm sorry

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:15, archived)
I love it
not this particular bit especially, but overall it's fucking great
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:53, archived)
Hi el

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)
what's for dinner?
i was going to cook a pork shoulder but i'm being lazy and ordering a pizza instead
(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:23, archived)
B-Real bought round some toad in the hole his nana made, so i'll probably have that with a bit of bisto

(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:30, archived)
probably won't have bisto with pizza
but tito sounds decent
(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:34, archived)
Joyless veggie pretend gravy

(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:19, archived)
#AllTomorrowsParties #curatedbyBelle&Sebastian

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:32, archived)
Have lumps with that

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:18, archived)
Homemade chicken and sweetcorn soup with tiger bread
And a few drinks
(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:31, archived)
Fooooooooooooooooooooooooood

(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:33, archived)
Jizz

(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:23, archived)
Jizeers

(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:02, archived)
Best of all the qatari broadcasters

(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 1:05, archived)

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