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*vaccine high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:02, archived)
You'll not get more than an elbump from me.
I've just been dahn tahn, busy as fuck, maybe 60% of people wearing masks, loads of skateboarders, a couple of rozzers, couldn't see much else as my glasses kept fogging up.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)
Excellent, can’t wait until things get back to normal
and we can start arguing about Brexit again
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)
Greta would like some attention, please

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:22, archived)

How dare you.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:21, archived)
It's nice to be in the juicer again

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:12, archived)
Haha bill gates changed your dnr

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:16, archived)

If Bill Gates' new world order gene code altering cabal of evil vaccine doesn't get you then Elon Musks nazi death satellites of horror will. I miss the 1980s when all we had to worry about was AIDS and angry Irishmen.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:33, archived)
Somebody has forgotten about Zammo

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:36, archived)

I thought fear of heroin was a subset of fear of aids?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:46, archived)
I blame the internet

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:42, archived)
Also, you forgot Imminent Nuclear Destruction

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)

Imminent nuclear destruction was more 60s wasn't it? Mind you, Raymond Briggs'When the wind blows' was 1982, which was pretty grim.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)
dnr’s ready

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:08, archived)
So now they WILL resuscitate?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:27, archived)
dey gunna modify your dna strands and turn ya'll into sex veg
aint gettin my metabolism all rationlyzed
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:45, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)
Eaten too many hot wings

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:41, archived)
bullshit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:20, archived)

win eg
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:04, archived)
how many did you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)
6
I can't eat much these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:27, archived)
Sorry?

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:58, archived)
wanker

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:20, archived)
That's the one

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:24, archived)
might buy a tortilla press

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:59, archived)
might buy another g shock

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:21, archived)
Few new ones released the other day with a white marble appearance

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:39, archived)
what the fuck is wrong with you?

(piss and shit, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:16, archived)
where do we start?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)
My local is doing buy a kids meal for a quid, stay as long as you like, but have food left

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:38, archived)
What are they going to do when their clientele
Who I assume are mostly old men, have all died of covid?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:13, archived)
Dont know one person from my local who has had covid

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:15, archived)
....yet

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:17, archived)
But you are over looking that they never caught it when just drinking, now they have the added virus protection of foood

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:27, archived)
Ah you're right
Chicken nuggets to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:09, archived)
Turkey Twizzlers will save us all.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Jamie Oliver.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)
That's the good thing about old people
there's a never ending supply
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:22, archived)
they just need to be ready at any time for an inspection I suppose
If everyone's got a plate in front of them then they're covered
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:52, archived)
I don't know who would do the inspection, they couldn't police fuck all before

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:04, archived)
my brother's local is in deep shit for having an after hours staff lock in the night before the last lockdown ended
some disgruntled neighbour grassed them up
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:21, archived)
Slackers
So, are we all going round to Cal's for mountains of gak and fois gras?
If so, could someone give me a lift? I've not topped up my oyster card in 9 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:07, archived)
I'm not sure this deal makes him any richer than when slackr floated at 20 billion

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:14, archived)
And it's his shitty code that has left poor mongy festering on the naughty step for 7 months

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:15, archived)
need a drink

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:37, archived)
sure, I'll be round in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:08, archived)

I fancy a Boris Menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:40, archived)
Pack of ready salted please, but could you arrange them nicely on a plate and drop a bit of parsley on top

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:47, archived)
Can I have a sandwich? A cheese sandwich. With cooked meat.
And a hot egg. A crescent of crisps. And a side clump of cress.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:25, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:33, archived)
hullo wood-o

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:46, archived)
Pub time

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:43, archived)
looking forward to your substantial meal?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:46, archived)
No I am not , hoping on some wiggle room

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:56, archived)
Buy a bacon roll in the spoons and you can have 3 pints

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:03, archived)
really? that sounds doable

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:05, archived)
My mates already in there , he will be providing pint updates as the day goes on

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:27, archived)
doing god's work

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:29, archived)
new mons all over the place today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:37, archived)
Ooh I'll have a look

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:39, archived)
4 new ones here so far

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:50, archived)
Aren't you meant to leave after finishing your food
that's some fast drinking or slow eating
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:30, archived)
Nobody can police any of these stupid rules anyway

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:38, archived)
Certainly not the staff in a chain run by a transmission denier

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:52, archived)
Morning, just heading down to The Works with DJ Muggs to get some discount Christmas stuff

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:03, archived)
he's such a tightwad, always has been, even back when he was in the 7A3

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:04, archived)
He wanted to call ‘Black Sunday’ ‘Black Friday’ instead because he’s such a fan of discounted products

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:10, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:19, archived)
brrr

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:26, archived)
stick'em
youtu.be/mHoCR7u5NzY?t=25
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:06, archived)
morning queef-o, fuck yeah wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:26, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:05, archived)
Hi you sexy lot
Did you stick your tree up today?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:13, archived)
no
obviously
(piss and shit, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:18, archived)
You’d have felt it if I had.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:43, archived)
i did
it was good
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:07, archived)

+d c
+rt
(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:43, archived)
No, it's got nothing worth stealing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:20, archived)
Help i have a problem
i keep buying games on steam but i never play them i have 280 games i'll never play so far.

any advice would be appreciated.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:37, archived)
My advice would be to stop buying games
speaking as someone who owns 58 Steam games and has played about 20 of them.

Or you could quit your job and spend your life playing games, which would both give you more time to play the games you've already bought and make sure you won't have enough money to buy any more of them.

You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:43, archived)
problem is deep down i feel like playing games is a waste of time
but i like the idea of playing games
i also like working so i can afford to lead a glamorous lifestyle
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:46, archived)
yes, I have exactly the same problem

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)
You too? Where is everyone getting their lifestyles from?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:55, archived)
nearly xmas m8 just get a good cracker

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:55, archived)
honestly can't believe you won't add me on steam and get gay on the live streams
are you a man or a fingermouse
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:58, archived)
i think you're confusing steam with onlyfans m8

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:01, archived)
dunno what that is m8 i'm olde school

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)
Lifestyle, eh? Very impressive. I should probably get a lifestyle. Where did you get yours?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:54, archived)
aldi xmas cracker

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:56, archived)
I only play cod

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:51, archived)
yeah well you can go fk yrsfl then m8
no offence
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:51, archived)
not even 6pm and i'm smashed lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:52, archived)
That's unfair
Their fins weren't designed to hold a joypad or controller
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:29, archived)
robocod had hands

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:30, archived)
Were they robot hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:36, archived)
maybe

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:16, archived)
BEER TIME!
*sluurp*
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:59, archived)
5pm for me, got them a-chillin' ready

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:08, archived)
i got mine a swillin'

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw4PuS7e-gA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:12, archived)
i'm down

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:13, archived)
I have a Milk D t shirt somewhere that I got from the hilarious Fat Lace magazine back in the 90s
Their strapline was 'the magazine for ageing b-boys', it was like they made it specially for me
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:22, archived)
i thought you were 21
what gives?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:27, archived)
+stone

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:33, archived)
you type like such a lithe fit young specimen
hard to believe you're old and overweight
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:37, archived)
you're only as young as the donkeys you fuck when you break into Hackney City Farm at night
That's what my old dad used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:44, archived)
your dad was a wise man

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:45, archived)
not to mention a prizewinning donkey-bummer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)
was your father Big Dong McQueef?
i am his biggest fan!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:56, archived)
I *thought* I recognised you from the fan club meetings

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:02, archived)
i was the one with the massive erection

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)
we all were, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:09, archived)
i was the one jizzing in the punch

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8285629
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:12, archived)
good times
i got so drunk
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:14, archived)
yeah that punch was delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:36, archived)
punch drunk never tasted so good

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:38, archived)

dr sp
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)
tru. dat.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:53, archived)
+s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:22, archived)
Cheer

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:23, archived)
alrigh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)
speak english you illiterate cock goblin

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)
cheer
s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:35, archived)
Cheer
s
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:36, archived)
Not till 11 for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)
HA!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)
Cut myself on a Christmas tree
How the fuck did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:11, archived)
you were probably drunk

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:15, archived)
Good afternoon, dickhead's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:41, archived)
Cheers’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:58, archived)
cheer's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:05, archived)
Nachmittag

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:59, archived)
Götterdämmerung

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:06, archived)
alright dribble

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:18, archived)
$$

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:28, archived)
lol

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:30, archived)
Catch a ho and another ho, merry Christmas 🎄

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:19, archived)
alright houndeye

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:33, archived)
hi Sen Dog, what's it like having the easiest job in hip hop?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:23, archived)
There is fucking tinsel everywhere
I need a drink, a valium and another drink. Also, I got whammed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)
did someone whisper to you carelessly?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)
Yes
Fucking smooth fm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)
It's cold and I want to go home

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:56, archived)
just got back from the park, hands are frozen

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:23, archived)
no Christmas icons yet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:10, archived)
I see they didn't bother turning on the thanksgiving ones

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:23, archived)
sn0tters won't let us down

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:23, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 7:36, archived)
morning,
i think there should be punishment for people that email me jobs before 8am
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 7:39, archived)

j kn
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 7:57, archived)
knobs are a very serious business

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:12, archived)
they sure are m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:15, archived)
well this sure is a contender for morning thread of the year

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:36, archived)
it's ok, I'm here now

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:45, archived)
thank god

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:52, archived)
phew-ee

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:02, archived)
get your advent calendars out for the lads

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:04, archived)
go fuck yourself

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)
well really

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:07, archived)
Amazon have fucked up and sent me the four colly birds too early and now I have to keep them hidden and alive for another 27 days before giving them to my true love
Fml
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:54, archived)
I blame all the black people in the adverts

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:08, archived)
huh, I always thought it was "calling birds"

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:08, archived)
it is in all but the very earliest versions
tango here is being an insufferable Christmas carol ponce
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:11, archived)
phew, for a moment there I thought my entire life was a lie

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:12, archived)
don't be too hasty m8, it still is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:14, archived)
I'll settle for a marginally more well-informed lie

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:15, archived)
you perhaps couldn't hear it in my post but I was also using an earlier variant on the melody

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:16, archived)
oh I could hear it alright
I heard it, and I thought it was rubbish.

How about THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:43, archived)
that's it, I'm striking you off my Christmas card list
no round robin for you this year
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:51, archived)
this place would die on it is arse if I stopped posting

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:58, archived)
haha, like someone else used to say on here! I like it!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:20, archived)
no m8 it is you who it is arse

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:30, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:23, archived)
hullo m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:24, archived)
Going to have to spend the day assembling and decorating 3 Christmas trees
Pain in the fucking arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)
eff that yo
prolly not bothering at all this year, no point if the kid's not coming :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:08, archived)
Advent calendar has zwarte piet's face behind door 1

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)
And probably every other door

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:10, archived)
Dutch chocolate as well, ugh

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:13, archived)
Nice bar of etc

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:14, archived)
quick round of cock muff bumhole?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:55, archived)
Tra la la tra la la la Tra la la tra la la la Tra la la tra la la la Tra la la tra la la la

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:42, archived)
i'll name that tune in get fucked

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:51, archived)
and now alcohol. #creepingsharia

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 19:06, archived)

What's happened to alcohol?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 30 Nov 2020, 21:35, archived)
welsh minister bringing in new rules friday
publicans hate him!
(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 21:59, archived)
It’s a bit Austrian for my tastes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:24, archived)
can't wait for spade wednesday

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:20, archived)
it's gonna be ace

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)
I'm in Tier 6
Not allowed to poo without letting Boris know first.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:36, archived)
damn right, loo roll needs to be policed for the next month or two
you can guarantee the stockpiling cunts will go crazy in the weeks before brexit, it'll make march look mild
(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:49, archived)
morning
baying cyber-mob can fuck right off
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:01, archived)
Apple pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:19, archived)
meatsnake revealed

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:49, archived)
Some good stuff in the shop
designmuseumshop.com/products/uk-rave-flyers
(Nicki Minaj, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)
nice
I've got this: www.amazon.co.uk/Rave-Art-Flyers-invitations-membership/dp/1787394980/

Some of the very earliest ones are boring as shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:57, archived)
morning
Black Friday/Cyber Monday can fuck right off


there
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 7:53, archived)
it is a bit uncouth isn't it?
imagine being poor enough to have to
wait for a discount
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2020, 7:55, archived)
simply vile

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:16, archived)
Trees being unloaded at Trafalgar square,, follow my twitch for live coverage

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:18, archived)
what sort of trees?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:23, archived)
Norwegian

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:30, archived)
how tall this year?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:54, archived)
I left before it was erect, too cold

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 9:15, archived)
it is a bit chilly today

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2020, 9:33, archived)

t ch g w

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 9:41, archived)
Just walked by, 40ft I'd say

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 14:44, archived)
morning
Yeah but where else can you watch Americans actually stomping on each other's heads just to get their hands on a TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:29, archived)
a/s/l ?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)
Morning
Never bothered with it myself. Still, I do have to buy a new washing machine this week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)
no m8, it is u that can fuck right off lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 10:13, archived)
you have to call it rainbow friday now that the pc brigade got their way, in schools

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 10:25, archived)
these days, if you say that Christmas is banned, you get arrested and thrown in jail

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 10:54, archived)
No, Christmas is back on
Covid has invited us all for a jolly kickabout in no man's land on the 25th
(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 11:50, archived)
Customer of the day: from the US - Barbara Barstad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 11:06, archived)
^ FNC, clickin dis

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 12:36, archived)
hey, have you ever tried fucking off and never posting again?
I think you'd really like it, you should give it a go!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 13:01, archived)
u wud miss me 2 much m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 13:16, archived)
Your' such a popular page whore

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 13:26, archived)
he never looks at it mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 13:48, archived)
that's not true these days, it helps me to keep up with who has most recently called brb a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 14:05, archived)
I thought he'd flounced again

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)
last told to fuck off: 24th

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
evening all

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 17:39, archived)
fk ya then

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:12, archived)
Dunno why that "monolith" disappearing is such a mystery, round here you leave any kind of scrap metal laying about and the albanians have it away in a matter of minutes

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:16, archived)
are you suggesting the galactic equivalent of steptoe and son strolled off with it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:21, archived)
I doubt aliens were involved with its installation considering it was rivetted together
and as for removal, we'll probably see it pop up on ebay in a few weeks
(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:26, archived)
mods have a tendency to disappear without advance warning

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:32, archived)
Damn you covid

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:41, archived)
i liked manolith
i thought he was a righteous dude
about time he had a day off
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 19:45, archived)
You thought he was a righteous dude, is that what you’re saying?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 0:19, archived)
Evening Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:26, archived)
good evening mister arm

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)
Michael j anderson

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 19:29, archived)
so anyway i was perusing the internets
and i came to wonder, are there too many eyes in this picture?
i.redd.it/ngal4vhwd3261.jpg
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 19:47, archived)
Looking out the window as well as at the phone, quite a skill

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 19:59, archived)
probably writing a script
side window
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 20:17, archived)
Streaming to an external display in the corner of the room

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 20:38, archived)

RIP man in Darth Vader suit.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 29 Nov 2020, 9:32, archived)
Death Vader

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 9:44, archived)
Best of all the golden axe's

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 10:06, archived)
Darth Cadaver

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 11:31, archived)
Green gross cold man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 11:36, archived)
A liitle prowse with clogs popped

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 13:29, archived)
Breath Evader

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 13:41, archived)
I find your lack of breaths disturbing

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 14:57, archived)
carked vader

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 15:06, archived)
Stop trek

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:51, archived)
Her hands turned into that of a sphere. The transformation happened while her 5 hour nap. Her feet became semi-spheres. Soon her gender flipped to male.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 14:38, archived)

What's all this about then?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 29 Nov 2020, 15:51, archived)
Man ball hands

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 15:53, archived)
hand balls man died recently didn't he

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)
Yes, while her 5 hour nap.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:32, archived)
Google it, then you’ll know as much about it as I do.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:31, archived)
Actually, here you go
I don’t even know what this is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:35, archived)
2 waki 4 me

(dribble, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)

Peyton: “What the heck?”
Pete: “Oh no!”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Nov 2020, 17:19, archived)

That's extremely odd.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 29 Nov 2020, 16:41, archived)
eight thirty who's thirsty?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 20:30, archived)

I'm putting up Christmas decorations wearing my perfectly erect Father Christmas hat and drinking egg nog CALM DOWN BRB AND READ IT AGAIN.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Nov 2020, 21:34, archived)
I'm sure you'll be the very model of a perfectly erect Father Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 22:15, archived)
Just as well the kids aren't sitting on his lap in the shop this year eh

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 22:37, archived)

It's wilted now, bloody brewers droop.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Nov 2020, 22:44, archived)
Quick water it before needles start dropping

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 23:05, archived)
alright

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:08, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:10, archived)
Cheers

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:10, archived)
Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:13, archived)
Cheers

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:16, archived)
Cheers

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:18, archived)
Cheers

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:18, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:19, archived)
Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:31, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:50, archived)
Alright
I'm in VR right now.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:53, archived)
horrible pizza last night
tasted like ant and dec made it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 11:52, archived)

fecking ran out of tea an all. fml
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 11:56, archived)

this coffee tastes like ant and dec made it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 11:57, archived)
My new mattress is good, and I very much enjoyed it expanding from the vacuum pack

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 12:37, archived)
you'll sleep like a baby

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 15:47, archived)
Weeing every few hours and waking the neighbours up with crying

(dribble, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 15:53, archived)
^

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 15:57, archived)
In my own shit

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 16:13, archived)
have you let it offgas for 24hrs?

(piss and shit, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 17:47, archived)
won't matter once mongy's on it tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:01, archived)
19.30 and all that shite
dnt spose any of you useless wankers will reply but just keeping the clocks tight. you're welcome.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 19:30, archived)
go fuck yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 19:39, archived)
doing it right now

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 19:45, archived)
Back of the net!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 19:53, archived)
could call it that

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 20:01, archived)

I'm drinking espresso martinis I'm drinking espresso martinis.

I'm drinking espresso martinis. And whisky shots and trying to order a pizza which is more complicated than it should be.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Nov 2020, 20:50, archived)
u r gay lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 20:52, archived)

Rofl ikr?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:53, archived)
i just ordered a pizza!
was well easy. want me to order you one?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 20:53, archived)
Guinness & tia maria here which is like a manly espresso martini

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 21:00, archived)
sounds a bit ghey ngl

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 21:01, archived)
"Ghey ngl" sounds like part of an invocation to Great Cthulhu.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Nov 2020, 21:45, archived)

hello
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 21:56, archived)
No mister bond, I expect you to lie awake til 6

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:21, archived)

I've had a pizza and now I'm sleepy.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:52, archived)
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 4:46, archived)
Think I might have a flapjack

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 22:21, archived)
Good afternoon.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:03, archived)
indeedydoodar

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:12, archived)
ffs
it appears we now have a fox living under our shed. The bastard's dug a big fucking hole under it. Anyone know how to get rid of them without inviting the local hunt or shooting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:14, archived)
ask the RSPCA?
Dunno lol
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:18, archived)
well you've been a GREAT help

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:31, archived)
might get in touch with my lover, notorious canoe fraudster Ann Darwin and ask her

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:37, archived)
tbh you can fit a lot of foxes in a canoe
then send them down river to become someone else's problem. i think it's worth a punt.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:09, archived)
You can push it, you can shove it, you can stomp it with a shoe, but you'll never get a fox in a canoe

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:53, archived)
still counts
i.imgur.com/Hts975J.png
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 19:25, archived)
Invite jollyjack round for a garden wank
that'll scare it away
(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:33, archived)
start keeping ducks
and try not to get too attached to them
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:33, archived)
How would feeding it help

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:39, archived)
Well, you wait for it to come out and feed and then you jump on it
ducks = bait
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:40, archived)
I thought he was looking for a non violent option
What do you do once you have a handful of fox
(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:45, archived)
You could always see what it tastes like
if you feel that one pandemic just isn't enough
(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:49, archived)
Do a shit, push it into the hole
Assert your dominance
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:55, archived)
I don't want to kill it m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:08, archived)
Foxes in London freak me out tbh
I grew up rural where foxes were a normal part of the landscape, but what the fuck are they doing in the middle of a massive city? It's not natural. They're probably from broken homes, taking drugs. Better off dead mate, it's the humane thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:53, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:56, archived)
nah fuck that. fling them left ye leftovers and in a few years we'll be back to having megafauna

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:11, archived)
Megafauna in the UK
It's coming sometime and maybe
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:12, archived)
you can get smelly stuff that repels foxes, just put some around the shed while it's out
doesn't work, mind
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)
That's what I said

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:47, archived)
foxes only live for about 2 years
just sit back and wait for them to die
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:53, archived)
But it might go to seed and sprout dozens of smaller foxes

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 16:42, archived)
not enough sunlight under a shed
no chance of that in my expert opinion what with being a hot rhubarb strangler and wily fox wrangler of 37 years
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:03, archived)
had a fox under a shed once
didn't cause any probs tbh
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:10, archived)
Lure it out with head and shoulders and toothpaste
And shit. Big pieces of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 4:36, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:32, archived)
Heyyyyy *Fonzie double thumbs*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:28, archived)
afternoon buttocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)
Posterior meridiem

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:44, archived)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:29, archived)
the weekend starts... NOW!
hooray time for beer
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:10, archived)
and burgundy

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:19, archived)
and bumgayme

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:24, archived)
I'm holding out until 4pm
in theory
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:31, archived)
good luck my old bean

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)
I nearly made it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:55, archived)
but...?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:56, archived)
cracked at 5mins to and opened a delightful chilsner

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 16:49, archived)
ahhhh yeahhhh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 18:04, archived)
Yeah, just treated myself to a new mattress, those cunts are pricey, it better outlive me

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:28, archived)
7 years they reckon m8
how are you feeling?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)
I was pretty much done 6 years ago , this all seems overkill to me now

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:46, archived)
chin up mate
plenty of new mattresses in you yet
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 15:50, archived)

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