Further to our recent correspondence regarding this issuey/n?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 20:19,
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"... and in the dream, you two were laying either side of me, like this... "(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 20:22,
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Why are you trying to make me jizz my pants, mohafa?/future ac
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 21:33,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:50,
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 12:24,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 21:17,
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PICK OUT THE HAMS, MOTHERFUCKERS!morning
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:09,
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If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a hamMorning
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:21,
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if you change $ in to £ you could buy 2 million hams for Queefobecause they cost only 50p
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 8:36,
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If I said you had a 50p ham would you hold it against memorning
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 9:02,
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They've just cancelled my flu jab appointmentI've got up and dressed for nowt, bastards
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:13,
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already had minebeedle in the eyeball isn't as bad as i imagined
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Best story everHe had to be restrained to stop him jumping out of a window iirc
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 10:15,
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just cracked a Stellaplus Majestic just delivered a mixed case of plonk from my father-in-law, the little beauty
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:33,
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got some fancy new slipmats showing up in a bit toocompletely indefensible purchase, I just really like them, they're designed to look like records from the legendary Ultimate Breaks & Beats compilations
www.juno.co.uk/products/dr-suzuki-vs-street-beat-records-donuts/793990-01/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:35,
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R.I.P. Tommy Listervariety.com/2020/film/news/tommy-tiny-lister-dies-friday-actor-wrestler-1234851392/
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 21:03,
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I won 170 quid out of the fruity in the spoons, all coins , I've been walking past tramps handing out nuggets for xmas , I'm a happy bunny (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:48, archived)
aww fantastic, that's seasonal good cheer at its finest(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:50,
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Some cunt walking up the train just got a fiver, ho ho ho I have issues with money clearly
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those cunts never get shit from methey coordinate their operations on their mobiles, I caught them at it in Finchley once
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:58,
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I would never normally, but I'm down to my last 10 coins, I'm sure some of those tramps on the strand are already fucked up, but I would be if I lived on the streets (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:01, archived)
I've never understood the 'but they'll spend it on drink and drugs!!!' thingimagine being stone cold sober in a west end doorway at 3am in the freezing, pissing rain, fuck that
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:04,
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I honestly dont know how the poor fuckers do it, I'd base jump without the chute after a while (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:07, archived)
they haven't even got hot water to enjoy a pot noodle. sad times.(i'm eating a pot noodle. it's alrite)
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those are quite coolI just have bog standard technics slipmats
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Did you see the moon technics slip mats from the design museum? Proper retro (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)
these are hilariouswww.ebay.co.uk/i/254571718407
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:14,
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even betterwww.ebay.co.uk/i/222998728849
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:15,
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I used to be able to smash doves , dunno why , sh8t I suppose or my tolerance was high because I sold them (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:20, archived)
they had such a good reputation that people were pressing knockoffs almost immediatelyI remember getting little tiny ones once, they were amazing - and then you had some that had the stamp on both sides etc
I think the first round of red and black capsules were some of the best
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:26,
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ah yes, calis were great if a little speedy sometimespellets I don't think I ever had
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:30,
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Pellets looked like little lumps of sweet cigarettes , awesome e, around 88 89 they were knocking around london, no finesse to those (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 17:37, archived)
they've transformed* my DJing with 45s (I already have a different pair of them)Not only do they make cueing up/cutting 45s a piece of piss, because they sit on top of a regular 12"** I stick a battle weapon*** under there so I can drop in a cheeky scratch here and there without changing records
*lol scratching joke lol
**lol your nan sat on top of my etc etc
***you're a fucking battle weapon lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 16:57,
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Night and day (I was patient)But I've had all I could take (All I can take)
Tonight's the night, the chance is right
Maybe I'll find a friend to spend the weekend
Haha not really, I'll be staying at home with Mrs Queef, had you going!!
I'm feeling pretty ropey today tbh, looking forward to a lie in and some nomz
u?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:29,
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prolly just spend my time getting lol blanked on the internet(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:41,
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hello ze Queefsince it's Friday and all that I was expecting to feel a bit more AMPED than I am at the moment
maybe it will come laterz
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:43,
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I'm expecting to start to feel more enthusiastic at around 5pmFor now I am just treading water and wishing the day away
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:48,
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Up the pub with my kids for substantial meals tomorrow as it's the final weekend (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:48, archived)
I could do the same but it's a bit tragic on your own(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:14,
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alright, nice annual bonus just confirmed, might get some payday cans(, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:53, archived)
you definitely should, it looks fucking awful and the sort of thing a total wanker would wear(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:04,
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that's right, glad to see you're paying attention(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:15,
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That's great news, got yourself a lovely orange and a pair of socks have you, nice.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:56,
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as a current member of the unemployed community I find this bonus boasting extremely distasteful#slackerlivesmatter
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broadsword, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 13:30,
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The babs wiki vandalism is going welloccupation currently given as "porn star'
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What a legacyForever to be remembered for "someone once pulled her bra off with a fishing rod"
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Once upon a time I had twenty-eight penceSpent it on whatever I can
All that I got now
Is fifty-six percent of the ham
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I had a fucking great time yesterdayespecially once we realised that unlike spoons All Bar One let you stay as long as you like once you've had your substantial
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:31,
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Dunno why all the spoons are being cunts, oh well it'll be tier 3 till spring I expect (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:38, archived)
yeah I don't know what their game is, no-one's forcing them to have a three drink limit(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:43,
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The manager of one the other night said we could stay if we started ordering to a different table (, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)
we were at the Liberty Bounds opposite the Tower of Londonthey practically threw us out into the street
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:02,
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this site is dead on its arse now queef is off getting gherkins(
broadsword, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:40,
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They say I'm crazyI bought discount ham
That's my perogative
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:56,
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Oh, I wanna ham that's 50pI want it really cheap, 50p
Yeah, I want a lunch of cut price meat
And perhaps some salami
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Ham! Ham! I am! a man! Knob or no knob,
You can't tell me that I'm not.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 22:44,
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Either you can't tell time or I'm getting gherkins really early (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:47,
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Working on the site from morning till night?(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:13,
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Taskmaster really is a heap of fucking smug shitThat Zippy voiced wanker needs gassing.
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You must be watching a repeat, Josh Widdicombe isn't in the latest series(
broadsword, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 0:15,
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teh spang!!!hullo willy-warbler's, Queef Richard's here.
I'm knocking off at 1 and heading into tine for my first non-family social interaction since March. I'm going to hit the substantials until I am thoroughly gherkins and I can. not. wait.
y'araight?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 11:43,
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nothing special, just the London Dry York gin and the chocolate orange one that they do(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:13, archived)
bullshit it's for you, you massive fucking idiot(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:43,
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yeah, i've got a fairly quiet day, going to have some lunch and then have a little nap(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Dec 2020, 11:50,
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Your ham shenanigans inspired me to have a ham and mozzarella pizza for lunch, with extra ham(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 11:53,
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#haaaamjust look at this stuff, the fat just melts away in your mouth, it's exquisite
brindisa.com/collections/spanish-ham/products/eiriz-iberico-sliced-ham-100g
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:10,
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fantastic, I've only ever had the real stuff oncegot invited to a Christmas bash through a friend of a friend that was hosted by an actual Count, and when we got there for pre-dinner cocktails, there was an entire fucking leg of the stuff just casually lying on the kitchen table.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:17,
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it's all about the what colour label the leg has on it - white is the cheapest and black the most costly.The difference from one end of the scale to the other is £100-odd to £500+
theblackhoof.co.uk/spanish-ham-types/
Another thing I learnt at Ham School is that generic 'serrano ham' is the equivalent of battery chicken
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:27,
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huh, you learn something every dayalso I now have the "caaaaarliiiiing black label!" jingle in my head
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:35,
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John Nettles makes excellent serrano ham, available from his online butchery.Serrano de Bergerac, it's called.
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strikey knocking 1 outno substantials for me til tomorrow which will be proper gherkins
had my first ms teams interview earlier, feel like my cherries been popped and not in a good way, fuck that noise yo
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broadsword, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:04,
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have some ham, m8, that'll see you right(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:17,
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not bad, been a bit stressed and busy but it seems to have finally settled down.I was in Woolwich over the weekend as my brother got married, lovely town hall there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Dec 2020, 8:06,
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I thought so, it's a weird area, went for a walk down to the river through the old arsenal that seems to now be some sort of cultural hub interspersed with some very pricey looking flats
edit: when i say cultural hub, i mean lots of white people who pretend to like black people in amongst some horrible black people
editedit: saw the news about chrimbo :( but also saw the news about vaccine :). does that mean if she gets one, you will too?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Dec 2020, 8:09,
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nope, but if she's no longer at risk then I'm fine to wait until it's my turn(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 9:01,
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morninghoping for half day today and some beers in the City
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 7:41,
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I just did a little sick in my mouth reading it(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 9:05,
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not too bad m8-ojust managed to stop Virgin from doubling my broadband bill, ordered some eye-wateringly expensive but worth every penny Iberico ham for my sister and her husband from the place I did a Ham School course - £24.95 for 100g...
Treated myself to a great new 45, having a cheeky rum and waiting to knock off. Enchiladas for dinner to use up the last of Sunday's chicken.
Things aren't so bad.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:04,
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slowly but surely, ham is taking over every aspect of your life(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:04,
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Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-grittyYou're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is ham hock
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:42,
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Stickers always shout aboutMeat reductions
I don't care about the other hams
I've just got 50p
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Iberico ham is delicious But that is rather pricey
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:12,
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seems mental pricey to me, it is expensivebut i lived in spain and i never saw it
ywhere near that
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+bonk'member? The stuff of nightmares
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:21,
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I'm thinking of getting onewww.alibaba.com/product-detail/9000-dwt-chemical-oil-tanker-Carrier_1600056606311.html
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:22,
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I'll get you one in the /chat secret santa m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:35,
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Yeah I know nothing about boats but kind of assume that container ships would cost millions(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:26, archived)
yeah not bad, for bothI was supposed to be doing an online training session at 10:00 this morning, and didn't get the MS Teams link until just after 11:00, technolols.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:36,
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loli hate technology unless it isn't to do with working in any way whatsoever
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I've got a lace wedgie And I'm out of bovril
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:11,
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strangest country song I ever heard(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:34,
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I bought an Apple Watchso I’ll be able to fit in with the cool kids
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:36,
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The face books has just mentioned a thing called james arthurnever heard of it, google suggests it is some sort of young man but with a girl's face
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Is that the one that tried to revive his career by saying he thinks he's a man sometimes and a woman at other times or both or neither?
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you should submit this to the 'funny times of the day' section of the newsletter(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:30,
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you're trapped in a secret dungeon today mate, how r u still able to post?(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:42, archived)
He got out by taking some sidesteps to the leftlike in game's master
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:43,
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My b3ta account is now old enough to get a tattoo of Professor Chris WhittyCan't decide if he should be naked on a shark, or guns-a-blazing like Rambo.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:08,
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haha, you should get one of him on a forklift!!that would be 'for the win'!!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:14,
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just had a text from my wife who's at the hospitalshe has sworn for months that one of her doctors is called 'bellend', turns out it's 'Belen' so not far off.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:24,
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*tedious, prickish post from banned poster dozer about funny name corner*(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:24,
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you should hang yourself in a deserted beauty spot, with your body found several days later by dog walkers(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:42,
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very seasonal, that's Spanish for 'Bethlehem'how's she doing?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:36,
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well they've told her that unless my kid takes a covid test then isolates until the results (and it's negative) she can't come for xmaswe knew this really - unfortunately her mother is refusing to facilitate the isolation so that's that. However the 'good' news is that because mrs q's condition is so precarious she will be in one of the first groups to be vaccinated, and obv when that's done 'normal' life can resume.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:41,
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it's so rare to see your ex and the word 'facilitate' in the same sentencegood news for the vaccine though
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:50,
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not when it's in conjunction with 'refusing to' it isn't(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:57,
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yeah, it would be really easy were I not dealing with a total fucking cunt(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:05,
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I've just found one that gives a result with 3hrs£189 though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:10,
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Both. And add some other heroes of popular culture.E.g. Chris Whitty with Conway Twitty singing a ditty on your titty.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:36,
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The hazmat suit now has a bit of tinsel on it and some antlers, yes(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 17:08, archived)
I've bought some chocolates, so yes.(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 17:22,
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Pretty much Just got myself a new Christmas dress and £40 worth of underwear
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 19:48,
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About a week I just felt like treating myself
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 20:44,
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On hold right now, as I'm moving house next week.But then we're going to Christmas the fuck out of everything.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Dec 2020, 21:41,
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here it's time for a delicious beerwhat's it time for where you are?
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You know nothing of the crunchy potato crisps, etc (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 5:29,
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is there a bar on it?started at 8 this morning finished at half one lol
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i approve of this sort of thingi don't often finish that early but it's nice when it happens
think i might have even been home by 1.30. was great. genuiunely can't remember, half pissed now.
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gassing a load of Jews, gypsies, gays, communists, and other undesirables(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 14:16, archived)
To go shopping Leg of lamb, few bits, might treat myself to some new undies
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 14:48,
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if you get two legs of lamb you can dress them up in your old undiessend pix
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Housewww.youtube.com/watch?v=46LB3zql17o
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 15:36,
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to get bzy andwww.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQbDGM1fV0
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 15:38,
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that is goodoriginex, never pyrex
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 15:47,
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not bad soni'll need to buy another speaker at this rate
lol holy shit that bass is shaking shit up lol
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this one is an all time favouritewww.youtube.com/watch?v=iwXdcfrff-Q
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 16:37,
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this one will be a good workout for your bassbinswww.youtube.com/watch?v=0KYmZCC0pKA
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 16:40,
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another bass heavy numberwww.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVv40_9NSo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 16:45,
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now y'ear dis, all crewwww.youtube.com/watch?v=OYvZYmwwylQ
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 16:55,
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to make the floor burnwww.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPa45K5cCM
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 15:47,
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disappointingly the vocal sample isn't namechecking Cliff Thorburn(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 15:49,
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innit doegoing out for a walk in a bit, might have to break out the goose down parka
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:58,
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speaking of freezing and high, Mt. Everest is now officially 8848,86m
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:54,
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It's good advice, we can only hope it doesn't get politicized.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:44,
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Fed up Stuck in the house while some buggers RIP out my bathroom. Need a shit, too
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:58,
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Fuck knows why my phone decided rip should be in capitals (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 10:59,
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I thought it added a sense of drama to the post(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:00,
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rest in peace your bathroom, maybe?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:03,
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yeah I think I've done pretty well keeping my spirits up for the benefit of others this year but I am running out of steam now(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:00,
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been meaning to ask m8, do you have loads of those bucket hats or just the one and if the latter does it smell?because you've been wearing it since the early 90s so I bet it fucking does
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:04,
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I had an awful lot of them, B-real gave me a 50% discount as he ran the merchandise stall as a side hustle, over the years they've been lost or stolen so now I stick to wearing my Sainsburys beanie from the trolley days.(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:07, archived)
HungryTime for some friiiiiiiiiied chicken
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:05,
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In an attempt to make it not a stupid purchase and a waste of money, I forced myself to make Korean wings in my air fryer on Saturdaythey were fucking great, will do so again
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:16,
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Nice oneI found a packet of sun-dried mixed Italian vegetables in the cupboard that were best before October 2019 and have bunged them into a pitta with my chicken. Pretty good and I haven't started foaming at the mouth yet.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:34,
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In an attempt to seem relevant to teh kid's, new sports also include Fortnite tournaments and Being Mean To Each Other On The TikToks(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:37, archived)
tbh I'd be a lot less bothered about either of those(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38,
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Real life MinecraftFirst to quarry a cubic metre of stone using only a pick made of wood wins
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This is your chance QueefGet working on those headspins
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:50,
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a mate of mine broke his neck round my flat doing a headspin back in the 90she'd done so much sniff that he shrugged it off (not literally) for a number of hours before realising how serious it was.
remember kids - b-boying on coke isn't clever
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:04,
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OuchCopious quantites of coke would probably make the Olympic event more fun tho.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:56,
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Haha, brilliantHas the Olympics always been so transparently desperate to be 'down with the kids'? Did they used to have Olympic Subbuteo?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:48,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik%27s_Magic#/media/File:Rubiksmagicmasteredition_solved.jpg
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I'm watching an IT nerd remotely connected to my computer frantically trying to fix its battery problems before the battery has completely run out Down to 6.9% now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:26,
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hey I got this on 45 todayyoutu.be/X3p15gC6KuI
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:32,
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c'est si bonHistoire de Melody Nelson est une classique
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 13:07,
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Nerd has started swearingGuess it's past repairing
Cannot fix the battery
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Sounds like the chorus of an 80's electro song (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:35,
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Not my kind of music (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:54,
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No, electro (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:06,
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Ah.Tend to skip past that one, tbh
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:28,
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Have you considered plugging it in?(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38,
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If anyone is looking for christmas present ideas...
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:47,
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Home Decor.That'll go well with our Live, Laugh, Love cushions.
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high queef, just went shopping, gosh there are a lot of people shopping, mind you I was one of them! lol(
broadsword, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 13:39,
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