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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)
morning
this week's gone remarkably fast for me, esp as it's my first full week of work since before xmas
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:01, archived)
yeah moi aussi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:11, archived)
Don't worry everyone, I'm still here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:13, archived)
oh GREAT

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
I'm doing god's work m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:43, archived)
u sure r, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
oh do pipe down, Poo Shats

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:25, archived)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:42, archived)
Morning stench

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:35, archived)
morning cheers, nice 1

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)
morning fuck yeah time for a coffee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
aye

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)
great news guys, 8.7% growth in my pension over the last 12 months!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)

sion is

Now up to 4cm erect! Those pills really *do* work!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 9:29, archived)
I think mine's fewer than what's been paid in

(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
lol gutted

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)
It's okay, quite looking forward to burning through my savings and ending my life on benefits

(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)
I believe it's quite popular for people on benefits to end their lives, they can't all be wrong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)
lovely day today cold but enjoyable for those of us key workers who were allowed out

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)
As a commuter going to and fro and around central London I'm very much in favour of these lockdowns

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)
i bet. still seems to be a fair amount of traffic about tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)
essential food shopping today
and gin. gin is also essential.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)
i have red wine. i ordered an SSD a few days ago and some fucker ripped the package open on my doorstep and fucked off with it.
fuhrious.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
you must live somewhere really shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)
apparently :(
nothing like that has happened in 5 years but i guess i'll have to move now
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)
lol poor

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:08, archived)
my sky dish is massive tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:09, archived)
standard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:43, archived)
and has podka dots on

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:51, archived)
I'm sorry for the loss of your super-sized dildo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:21, archived)
CANDLES

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:15, archived)
<s>S</s> T

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:26, archived)
haha, TSD, goodzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
^
this was an ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)
you still got it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:56, archived)
Pikey fuckers
That being said, I'm allergic to red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:05, archived)
I wanked into a cocked hat
Not that anyone fucken asked
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:05, archived)
whose cock was in it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)
It was empty, as far as I'm aware
Well, empty apart from my genetic legacy that is
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)
not really a legacy if it dies in a fedora

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:34, archived)
m’legacy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:39, archived)
Was that your sexual fantasy name for manolith? Dont make Queff get ugly

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)
Don't be disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:18, archived)
I particularly enjoyed the phallic parasols, 4 stars

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)
also featuring a "kids club" poster with two big, thick sausages

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)
Somebody, somewhere genuinely believes that bright orange and black paint is a good look for a chain of pubs

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:35, archived)
^has never been pissed in b&q

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)
Greene king, started by the first hedge fund buyers the whole hog

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:56, archived)
their beer is rank

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:31, archived)
I’ve been out for a run and didn’t break my neck on the ice
which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)
what were you running from
your persistant self loathing?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:58, archived)
The po-lice

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)
your doorstep, with your SSD under his arm

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:51, archived)
too soon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:52, archived)
sesly though this 'leaving it on the doorstep' thing is the bullshit part of social distancing deliveries

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:56, archived)
Imma get laid tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 23:35, archived)
Hi guy's, Queef is here, how are you lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:35, archived)
shit bollocks wank fart

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8288423
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:58, archived)
this is life, touch my shart

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 14:13, archived)
my head hurts
I've just been dealing with someone on reddit who's been explaining about 'traditional ska' 'original elements'.

Apparently this is bands such as 80s US band Fishbone.

Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:55, archived)
I hope they included original punks Rancid!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:05, archived)
of course!
these guys know their shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)
high queef lol i'm ok lol about to make a coffee lol how r u lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)
gud m8 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:52, archived)
I was just about to go home, get the 2.24 train and some fucking water treatment cunt has turned up with jollop for the heating systems:'(

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 14:16, archived)
unlucky

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)
Got the 3.04 , just walking home now

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:57, archived)
cutting a fire damaged roof down atm lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:08, archived)
no way lol ur mental

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)
i no rite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)
Oh, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:12, archived)
Is manolith still alive ?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:17, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)
No way, he wouldn't leave his forum chum mongy in limbo for 9 months, I think twohats killed him

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:56, archived)
he looks the type, now you mention it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)
He's as alive as it gets, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)
he's as alive as legendary 80s fruit drink '5 Alive'
maybe even more so
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:20, archived)
Wel then, I'm not angry, just disappointed

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:26, archived)
yeah but that's exactly what you'd say if you'd killed someone
I reckon he did him in
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:29, archived)
Jealous of his hair but also filled with pent u9 sexual tension he drugged him, bummed him to death and stole his hair, now we just need a confession. And a body

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)
I won't rest until manolith's killer is brought to justice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:43, archived)
You can have a nice sit down mate, it's what he would have wanted

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)
oh I know alright

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)
Shit. Don't tell anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)
oh man soz, you should have said earlier
I've told half of voat already
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:19, archived)
baltic
fixed the dishwasher though
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:24, archived)
Give her a slap did you? Oh hahaha

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:29, archived)
top kek!
one of my mum's boyfriends during the 90s made that joke and she kicked him out for the evening

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)
Sounds a great punishment, I'd just go pub

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:40, archived)
blates

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)
totes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)
Presumably she was busy with her other boyfriends
Hahaha (something about the original super spreader)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:19, archived)
haha what a slag, right guy's?!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)
brave words, keyboard warriors

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:34, archived)
tick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)
Hmmm, I assume you are still studying the blade?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:01, archived)
You assume correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)
tits fart tits fart willy
Er, I mean morning.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 7:32, archived)
Four more tiers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:04, archived)
cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
GUNTSHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:11, archived)
bit rude

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
gaybumshits
morning
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)
you waqqi cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)
alrite dame judi's stench

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:10, archived)
I love you, you're all very special, wait for my signal as soon as social media privileges are restored

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)
alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:45, archived)
Let's take back control

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

make america trump again
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)
I reckon the fanbase should do thursday night doorstep gun firing
in recognition of the brave heroes who died or were wounded for the right to have an election go the way they wanted it to
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)
nigger riding races down the street
tootin our hootin horns for trump
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:45, archived)
*paging brb*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:04, archived)
shut up m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 13:00, archived)
imagine if people believed passionately enough in Boris to storm Parliament
not believing in that Worzel Gummidge-headed cunt is the last bastion separating us from the professional tantrum-throwers on the other side of the Atlantic
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:23, archived)
i was watching this yesterday
but it looks like the police actually let them inside the perimeter, all a bit fishy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)
well duh, they're white
like the police
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:00, archived)
not really, no.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:48, archived)
What secret agenda do people have in mind?
Allow the trumptons to make fools of themselves and donnie, so he can be easily unseated?
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:56, archived)
Oh, imagine if these so-called trump supporters are actually a bunch of state actors,
following a script to justify taking away more Freedom

No-one really died, she'll pop up again with a different name in a different government job
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:04, archived)
It's worryingly easy to come up with this paranoid bullshit

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:05, archived)
people are already saying that the rioters are antifa moles
running a false flag operation to make the right look bad

k
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)
The best thing about that
is that if that's true, it means that Trump said Antifa are special and that he loves them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)
hahaha

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 11:37, archived)
STOP BREXIT!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:44, archived)
morning, sorry I'm late, dog shat on my homework

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 10:37, archived)
i'm watching america being made great again
the sky broadcast is bollocks it's got live on the stream but it's from hours ago, the sun seems to be broadcasting live on the youtubes
not a fan of the sun but at least they're not being cunts nope they're cunts
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:59, archived)
Sky?
How vulgar.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:06, archived)
they're all shite
even the sun is a 'live stream' from earlier

global news stream seems live
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:11, archived)
aye, what do you call that wee box on the back of a Sky dish?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:12, archived)
dunno never had a sky box

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:13, archived)

a council flat!!!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:16, archived)
hahahahaa

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:19, archived)

actually live
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 23:13, archived)
good evening talksters

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:56, archived)
GFY

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)
:(

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)
like ur new name btw

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:57, archived)
thnx bbz xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:01, archived)
no problem gorjus xx

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:55, archived)
In b4 youtube

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)
Evening Fuhrer

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:12, archived)
alrite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:14, archived)
lol America amirite

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:47, archived)
Nice to see a few proud patriots stopping the steal.
Haha, good old donnie, inciting a riot in his last few weeks. Proper lad! Epic bantz.

I wonder how many will die.
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:55, archived)
I heard you like democracy
so I put some freedom in your freedom because the leader of the free world has convinced you your freedoms are being squashed
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:06, archived)
Hopefully his conduct throughout, but especially in the closing months
will somehow disqualify him from standing again in 2024.

Even better, being in jail should put a stop to his rallies.
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:08, archived)
Nominations in 2024 will be him, Kanye and one of Nigel Farage’s sentient shits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:28, archived)
trump is the best thing that happened america
the democrats will be in the white house for the next 50 years
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:29, archived)
Trust Hitler to take the side of a facist

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:32, archived)
have you been drinking
cheers
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:39, archived)
"Trump set to be first president since 1932 to lose reelection, the House and the Senate"
"The last time this happened, Democrats controlled congress for the next 50 years."
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 22:07, archived)
abloobloo capital of the world

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 20:55, archived)
land of the crybabies

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 21:14, archived)
classic day on /chat, nice 1 lol
I've made a large pie.

What have you made?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:06, archived)

a smell
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
my internet connection is a heap of fucking shit today
how about THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
samesies :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:28, archived)
Virgin?


course you are lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:38, archived)
no u m8 lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:40, archived)

not been home yet
but mine is nearly always shite
my fault for getting post office broadband I suppose
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:31, archived)
are you still veggie to save money?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:37, archived)

never really got going with that,
I’m a very lazy cook
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:32, archived)
I recommend cauldron sausages
they actually taste of something
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)
yeah, me too

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)
I don't want to know what you taste of.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:10, archived)
I thought post office broadband was first class
ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:41, archived)
haha, you really *delivered* this joke!!!


You get my *stamp* of approval!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)
Haha, you're really pushing the *envelope* with these puns!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:11, archived)
I should *stamp* on your head for that!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:48, archived)
worst haiku ever

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:15, archived)
it didn’t even scan well
I don’t like haikus
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)
I've made a right bleedin mess, I tell you!
hahaha no but in all seriousness, I'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
well that's something

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)
I ain't done naink, any cunt says different is lyingv

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)
well Two Hats said you did

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:22, archived)
We all know whify bum head is full of porkies

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)
you certainly have a valid point here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:31, archived)
I'm not denying this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:29, archived)
Is this a mafia thing?

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)
just made a coffee if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)
you know what? It helps a bloody lot actually

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)
A seminal hip hop album in 1993 and a mess in my underwear every day since then

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:07, archived)
I prefer your first one Sen m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:23, archived)
Underwear mess, you mean

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:26, archived)
No one cares which you prefer you awful snob, get a grip man.

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)
afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:21, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:28, archived)
ess emm too

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)
cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)
can confirm

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:40, archived)
alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)
arvo

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)
Bonza!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:46, archived)
alright dame judi's stench

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:48, archived)
hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:52, archived)
spliff with whom

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 13:56, archived)
Morning, wazzcocks

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 7:28, archived)
morning
*looks down the page*

oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)
yeah he's having another one of his little episodes
like that time he was tweaked off his tits at the 1936 Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:05, archived)
I don't even know who half these people are anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)
baldmonkey
of course
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)
I'm Dame Judi Dench

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:04, archived)
wazzocks, m8

fucking wazzocks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)
morning lemon

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)
clementine

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:10, archived)
too orangey

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:13, archived)
^ crow

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:15, archived)
I'm back down to 2 days a week as the smelly students are mostly not coming back,
also, they've said that any fellow of the college or colelge staff past and present that pass away from covid will get their names on a plaque in the chapel,

So if i do die, that will be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:15, archived)
make sure it's a carved stone plaque or a stained glass window
none of this common brass nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:16, archived)
if it isn't carved stone I'll haunt the fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
fingers crossed mate xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
That's a total outrage, you should demand that they put your name on a plaque in the chapel anyway or you'll sue them for discriminating against you because of your vital status.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)
Morning
Bored of lockdown now. Hoping another couple of weeks of this and then we'll all decide to do Mad Max instead.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:20, archived)
it'd liven up the commute alright

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)
morning bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)
entertain us with your anus

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:47, archived)
Oh man, Nirvana were great, weren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)
gosh yes, totally deserving of all the adulation, people who say it's just because that prick offed himself are BANG WRONG
cf Tupac, Biggie and a load of other dead cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:00, archived)
it didn't work out that way for Stephen Gately though, which is odd

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)
Tupac was 'the gay rapper' I reckon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)
Fudgepac, more like
ok that was cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:05, archived)
he deffo got bummed in jail

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)
^bummed Tupac in jail

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)

cheap lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)
I was unreliably informed that it was Erick Sermon
I was also told it was Pudgee The Phat Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)
Bill Hicks

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:36, archived)
what are mice? fag rats.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:38, archived)
Haddaway'zzz

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
not remotely funny, not even once
HEY GUYS SMOKING AND DRUGS ARE GREAT, POLITICIANS ARE BAD!!!!!

now clap and whoop
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)
haha, all marketers should kill themselves!!!!
His funniest moment was when he died of cancer.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:04, archived)
All those artists were pretty successful while still alive though, weren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)
pretty successful, yes
but by croaking early unwarranted sainthood has been bestowed upon them
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:49, archived)
*fist bump*

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 10:55, archived)

p
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:57, archived)
morning
still sleepy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
not surprised, you late-night degenerate

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:21, archived)
i was quite the drunk
back to work next week tho
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)
Morning
Fielded a phone call this morning from the wife of one of our support workers, to let us know that he'd passed away (aged 50-odd). Not covid-related, I don't think - he's been off sick for most of the time since he had a brain haemorrhage last year.

Thinking back, I wish I'd handled the call better - I should have shouted "well then you're not his wife, you're his widow!" at her and slammed the phone down.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)
that would've told her alright

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)

would've told her 's not living
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:58, archived)
She might have been dead as well though

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)
True, her deceased larynx could have been activated by the Gates/Soros microchip in the vaccine.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
Bill's zombie army
Killed by 5g rays then resurrected by Science to do his bidding
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 11:49, archived)
you waqqi cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:12, archived)
please be specific

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:13, archived)
YOU, YOU CUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:20, archived)
haha like in Dead Man's Shoes!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:20, archived)
you killed my thick brother
now i'm mad
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:28, archived)
grrr

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:30, archived)
I can't believe you didn't like that excellent film, Hitler
it's got a gas mask in it and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:33, archived)
I watched that wonder women on the tv the other night. That's got a gas mask in it, and a jew

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:44, archived)
I've never seen the original one
The first Marvel remake was entertainingly brainless and everyone's saying the sequel is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:48, archived)
I dont really care for any of that dc comic book bollocks or marvel

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:09, archived)
says the man who watched that wonder woman on the tv the other night

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:10, archived)
It was on the tv, I give them a go. It was ok probably empowering to young girls and jews

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:17, archived)
not being rude but can you lot all sort of, yah know, piss off?
you're kinda cock blocking me from myself.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:46, archived)

youtu.be/-jZNC4Sss44
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:57, archived)

youtu.be/tFkofUcl-QA
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)

youtu.be/0NWwEAJWT-8
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:07, archived)

youtu.be/TjfnpQBSukM
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:09, archived)

youtu.be/jMvpFHuzqRQ
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)

youtu.be/_1zdCECwLpk
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:11, archived)

youtu.be/jD3XsUR3ZRo
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:12, archived)

youtu.be/8Ecdn5SGT1E
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:15, archived)

youtu.be/r6TnrsgBqRw
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:21, archived)
stop looking at me you weird fuckers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:22, archived)
ignore them they're just jealous of how big your vagina is babe

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)
i miss them now :(
my vag feels empty
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)
yeah well. maybe you shouldn't have posted so many great choons that one of them might not have liked you worthless piece of detritus

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)
i want my mummy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)
yeah well she left because you're so shit

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)
not as shit as you

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:42, archived)
well done you've you passed the simulation
i knight you Sir Hitler Protector of the Fuck
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)
oh, thanks.
can i go now?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:44, archived)
noo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:44, archived)
mummy?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)
dead i'm afraid.
everyone's dead. even you.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)

youtu.be/0_V2FFGZLrc
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)
Can somebody please annexe the rhienland and find a solution to the jewish problem, as per Hitler's having a manic episode, I warned you himmler

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 20:55, archived)
i am promoting your to chief of staff or like wangstaffer general or something because clearly you have been listening to me
NOT LIKE ANY OF THESE OTHER FUCKERS
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:00, archived)
dunno if anyone wants a couple of DnB mixes and an album i quite like but i'm posting them anyway
youtu.be/aJoo79OwZEI

youtu.be/8voQp7KDsng

youtu.be/AMG2rMxmZGE
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:54, archived)
bonus bear taking one to the nutsack
i.imgur.com/90G15lQ.gifv
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:06, archived)
omni trio were great BITD eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:15, archived)
haunted science is also excellent

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)

if you want a solid chill mix
this is my go to atm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vnXH18FMoc
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)
lot of low end vibes tho. i suggest a subwoofer.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)
Too ambient/downtempo for my taste
but sharing is caring, so thanks for caring
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)
2nd one gets a bit heavier as it goes along

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:47, archived)
that's what she said

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)
give it a few minutes
or start at 3 mins in for bass

or halfway through for a bit more tempo i think (from memory)
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:55, archived)
it's got some good bits in it, don't get me wrong
that Pariah track is noice
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)
It's a good job I clicked on that Adam F link before you deleted it
saved for future listening as it's a bit dark for my mood tonight

getting some excellent late-70s thriller vibes from it though
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)
was a good album just wasn't sure you like it as it starts slow

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:09, archived)
yeah, I'm a fickle bastard sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:16, archived)

youtu.be/fA69L_7nRKU
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)
not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)

youtu.be/JK8ilaPZbKE
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)
i'm literally just posting what youtube recommends next but it's alright

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:36, archived)
why not indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)
i scanned it first tho
oh shit it's covid positive
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)
have you heard that fabriclive mix that Special Request did?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:55, archived)

this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:14, archived)
yeah, it's quality
worth it for the Justin K Broadrick track alone
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)
that is an awesome track

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)
innit just

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)
have you considered buying some new speakers?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)
I could do with some new monitors, are Rokits still worth getting?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:13, archived)
i haven't heard them myself
so i can't tell you, sorry.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)
if you want some cheap monitors that punch WELL above their size the edifier R1600 III are alright
i still use them for my pc speakers i like 'em. they're specc'd to go down to 35hz and i believe it.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:38, archived)
same here, well bent
If I'm going to listen to DnB which I rarely do, it will be records like this, one of my rare vinyl purchases of the genre. I do not under any circumstances want 'intelligent drum'n'bass' - no sir, as retarded and heavy as possible please.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6-cXIWjJts

What. A. Fucking. Tune.

Brass sample is Kool & the Gang's 'Soul Vibrations' if you care
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:42, archived)
in fairness, it is whether you care or not

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:44, archived)
it's no Bomfunk MCs m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)
tune confirmed

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:53, archived)
i feel so lazy
not back to work yet, too much snoozing. zzzz

edit: SUPERFLIGHT is about 50p on steam and is a great casual wingsuit sim
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 11:38, archived)

imagine having this murder kitten as a pet. could probably rip your throat out if it got the urge
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)
arbeit macht frei, you know that

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:20, archived)
remember when those pricks stole my sign
40 years hard labour
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:30, archived)
they definitely flexed on the traffic cone brigade

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:31, archived)
pissed all over them
nuff respec
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:38, archived)
Superted, member

(dribble, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:51, archived)
i preferred danger moose

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:02, archived)
You'd think he would regularly get flattened by large letters

(dribble, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:18, archived)
he just eats it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:22, archived)
nah that was Weird Al Yankovitch

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:10, archived)
Could be Hitler, same wakki persona

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:57, archived)
alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:59, archived)
$$

(dribble, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:10, archived)
Cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:21, archived)
Anal

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:48, archived)
Wankcheese

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:16, archived)
morning

(dribble, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:21, archived)
morninh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:30, archived)
lucky to have all these mornings since we don't sacrifice anyone anymore tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:42, archived)
This place would be dead on its arsed if we sacrificed the few remaining users.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)
i'm convinced there's only three people on here and these are all (failed) comedy accounts

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:14, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:10, archived)
morning
see you're sporting the regulatory yellow star there, Hitler will be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:35, archived)
it ain't easy being pleasey

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:38, archived)
did you enjoy t3h Babadook?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:38, archived)

oh definitely
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:39, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)
Yo, back to it today after 4 days off , glad I put my boots on

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:36, archived)
instead of someone else's?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:44, archived)
Yes that's right

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)
I'm fine with being back to work also, all the time off I had over xmas was spent on the lash, I need a break

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)
The fucker has closed the takeaway pints loophole, no more alfresco drinking for me

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)
yeah, that was a dick move

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)
Well I'm sorry if I enjoy a pint after work, I wasn't hurting anyone :(

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)
I've missed you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)
you too m8
good xmas? are you being kept off work now?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)
hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:56, archived)
good day to you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 9:50, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:18, archived)
Tier 5
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:36, archived)
Circular object thrown as part of a track and field sport
Discus
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:39, archived)
Schools are very, very, very safe. I cannot stress enough just how safe they are. The risk to children, teachers, parents, I'm confident is practically non existent.
There's more chance of your child encountering a crazy local with some handguns in there, ha-ha! But seriously. It's about time we rolled up our sleeves and got some jolly old Blitz Spirit going again in time for Monday morning. I can reassure your viewers that there's absolutely nothing to worry about, what!
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)
Needs more 'alas'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)

l n
s l
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:07, archived)
It wont keep people in , it wont work. It's going to be a shit storm

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:40, archived)
Covid 2
Electric ICU
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 5:43, archived)
You know what's funnier than making a pun? Kicking someone who makes a pun, that's what.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:41, archived)

It's all going to kick off on Wednesday, fantastic expectations, amazing revelations. And a morose man in a hoody.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:29, archived)
Can I take the tree down yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:09, archived)
how long has it been up your arse for?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:17, archived)
too long

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:35, archived)
what's the plan for this chilly evening?
xc weather is down, how am i to know what the weather is doing now?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:44, archived)
watching The Babadook later lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)
never heard of it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:46, archived)
u have now m8 pmsl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:46, archived)
i have might watch it later
been meaning to for ages lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:47, archived)
lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)
u shud it's gud lol

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)
i've got it ready to go on one of my screens right now i'm going to enjoy this
people have been recommending it left right and centre
well excited
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)
calm down, hitler

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)
If only you'd said that a bit sooner, 6 million jews might have lived

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:22, archived)
if only someone had given me a cuddle
that's all i needed, really.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:29, archived)
Also playground bullies called you short and weedy

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:36, archived)
Needless to say, you had the penultimate laugh

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:36, archived)
these days, if you say that jews are genetically inferior, you get arrested and thrown in jail

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:29, archived)
alright driver
eyes on the road, eh
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 19:27, archived)
Alright 'The Scatman'

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)
alrite gay gent pr1ck

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)
Wankcheese

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)
lol
youtu.be/-jZNC4Sss44
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 20:36, archived)

youtu.be/g0XDL0SgcNI
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 20:41, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 12:14, archived)
sympathy reply

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 13:18, archived)
aww

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:13, archived)
Cheesewank

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)

i.imgur.com/04ckoXi.mp4
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)
I saw you on the beter back in 52

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)
Lying awake, intent on having a big poo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:15, archived)
smegbreath

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:00, archived)
haha, like in Red Dwarf!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:03, archived)
yes, you really are
you're like a seamless blend of all the characters, and yet, incredibly, less funny and more irritating.

it's almost impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:03, archived)
I'm just naturally gifted, what can I say.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:11, archived)
'sorry' might be a good place to start

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:18, archived)
^ Duane Dibbley

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:31, archived)
get a room, you two

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:49, archived)
Chat can barely contain all the sexual tension

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:09, archived)
8pm guy's, this is exciting
commiserations to teh boarders who have already been sturgeoned
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:25, archived)
I'm not sure what more can be done, tier 4 is a lockdown really

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:34, archived)
Schools must be next, what else is there

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:45, archived)
We've got a walk in test centre up the high street now , no symptoms required

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:59, archived)
Probably catch it on the way home

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)
a pokemon, I mean

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)
Very likely, were at around 1100 cases per 100,000

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)
Newham is similarly fucked
they've got a massive dot matrix hazard sign up in E Ham High Street warning everyone that cases are super high. Unfortunately I suspect I am the only person who will have seen it who can read English.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)
Yeah just looked , your beating Bexley for cases atm

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:41, archived)
I'm not surprised, these cunts still think masks in shops are optional

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)
If I pass by the town centre on essential business
there are always large groups of foreign types standing about chatting in their own language, or occupying the pavement outside their shops. Perhaps Boris should have several sets of subtitles, amirite.
Not that they'll watch it or take any notice anyway.
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:08, archived)
I fucking hope so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:22, archived)
big fat cocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:38, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)
Woah hang on, they're not ALL for you
share ffs
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)
watching The Babadook later

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:42, archived)
Just noticed "disney pixar soul" on the posters
wonder if that was deliberate
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:43, archived)
MORNING


not really, wankcheese
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 7:51, archived)
Morning
my Christmas decorations have now come down
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 7:56, archived)
morning
the cold misery of a new year with nothing to look forward to for months can now begin

hurrah :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
the new year
a jolt of urgency as the eyes creak open
the brain's sour fog boils off to feel
the ache and stiffness in the limbs,
drear cold slathered over every face,
the lights and joy of shoppingtide
now the dying flashes of morning's migraine
awakened on a piss-frosted park bench
after the chemical tramp cider that was last year.

e. e. bummings
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:38, archived)
morning
Wankcheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:04, archived)
guntsmell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
Morning
Much of the country back to work today. Hope you've all maximised your enjoyment and got fully refreshed over the holidays because that's it now. Head down, nose to the grindstone. There's nothing to look forward to for a long, long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)
what joy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:36, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)
nice bit of nu skool breaks on the youtubes here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)
no such thing, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)
yes m8 there is lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)
you're only right in as much as there is such a thing as youtube

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)
Idiots Behind The Wheel by Ils
SO THERE
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)
well that's 30 seconds of my life gone that I will never have again

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:52, archived)
you'll never have any of your time again, that's how it works
soz 2 be the bearer etc
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:54, archived)
Alright Rich.
Aretha Franklin's Amazing Grace concert is on iPlayer at the minute. I saw it a couple of times when it had a cinema run, it's fantastic.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000qzvh
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 9:21, archived)
oh nice one, will make the time for that
I also have the Beasties film to watch at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)
Cheers, enjoyed that at the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)
R E S P E C T, find out what it means wankcheese

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)
So if a teacher refuses to go over the top, that means a supply teacher has to die in their place

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:26, archived)
when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)
haha, now quote Alan Partridge!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:35, archived)
Do you want me to lapdance for you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)
I want you to fuck off, is that close enough?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)
morning queef-o, what a glorious morning to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)
diddly dee, so it is, that it is, right ye are nigh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:35, archived)
I watched 'The Foreigner' last night
It was kind of like Rambo but starring a 60 year old Jackie Chan, and was set in Northern Ireland, featuring Pierce Brosnan doing a fucking dreadful overblown Belfast accent.

tl;dr 10/10, loved it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)
you'd think Pierce Brosnan of all people would be able to do a Belfast accent

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)
I think he's been in the US too long
Just came across like a pound shop Ian Paisley kind of affair
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)
they should have cast him in Dr. No then, aaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:50, archived)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)
I watched 'The Tribe'.
A film set in a Ukranian deaf boarding school. There was no dialogue or subtitles.

It was good, but quite bleak.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
Does that mean there will be noise, or there won't be noise?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
There was noise, yeah.
No real talking though, some of the people in it grunted occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)
Ukrainian deaf porn? how niche

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
I pereferred the Tribe that Anna Friel got her rat out in

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:38, archived)
bit sexist m8, bit sexist

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:46, archived)
It was a siberian hamster

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
"got her rat out" is a singularly unsexy expression

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)
WANKCHEES'E


not really, hullo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 16:02, archived)
alright, this whole covid things getting a bit much eh

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 16:08, archived)
i actually had some corona witnesses at the door earlier
i told them i wasn't home
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 16:37, archived)
"Have you caught the bird flus?"

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)
These days if you say you have covid you get thrown in hospital

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:34, archived)
Yeah I have had e-fucking-nough

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

e a n c
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)
HULLO
not really, wankcheese
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:25, archived)
Wankcheese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)
they were out of vacherin so I bought wankcheese instead

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 18:21, archived)
Back to work tomorrow, might top myself

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)
do a couple of trips, that will see you right

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)
sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 18:32, archived)
Madvillian on the sonos here lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:52, archived)
KMD only for me

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)
Madvilliany is a bit wakki stoner

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)
got that Czarface vs Metalface on the go the now

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)
Hello
Trying to eat a chippy tea. Big mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)
Everything starts with a wankcheese

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 19:31, archived)
<s> Hey hey, we're the

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 19:57, archived)
<s> Better watch out for the

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 19:59, archived)
I'm tellin ya watch yer wankcheese

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:04, archived)
you're name's not wankcheese, you're not coming in

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)
Wankcheese says, always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:18, archived)
Wankcheese, do you remember me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:30, archived)
I know how to treat a man, with me you're in good hands, baby love, take cheese to the wank

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:39, archived)
Cheese is good cheese is good
Wanky cheese is good
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:34, archived)
but it can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to

(dribble, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 22:22, archived)
e zee geezer
b side i think
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 22:22, archived)

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