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Alright
I have just been for my methadone and saw a REAL man in with REAL tits. This is a confusing world.

I don’t even take methadone.

Smack all the way baby!
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 10:28, archived)
You're one of those ones who comes back into the pharmacy after a minute claiming that there was a strip of diazepam missing from your box, aren't you?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 10:31, archived)
I just ring them when I get home

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 10:36, archived)
You know they know you're a lying cunt and they're not giving you any more, good lad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 10:37, archived)
so someone with real tits is really a man, eh?
I think you should move to /links on a permanent basis, your views will fit right in there. Plus, we wouldn't need to put up with you any more.

Result!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 11:16, archived)
They were FAKE REAL TITS

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 11:56, archived)
His name was Robert Paulson.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:38, archived)
His name was Robert Paulson.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)
No real tits

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:55, archived)
I remember you scoring a hat trick against Real Tits in the Copa del Rey

(Martin Anus, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 14:37, archived)
My proudest moment was shitting myself.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 14:51, archived)
the sad thing is, that's probably true

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 6:38, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 6:41, archived)
Not yet I'm not ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 6:56, archived)
We have a right laugh here dont we

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 7:34, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:37, archived)

laugh spastic
(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:37, archived)
"a"?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:43, archived)
fair point

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:50, archived)
Tfit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 7:39, archived)
TITS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 8:02, archived)
Morning

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:35, archived)
Morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:52, archived)
WANK, and I can’t stress this enough
SMELL
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 8:18, archived)
Sabrina, don't just wank it, smell it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 8:42, archived)
Hey nonny nonny sirragh
If you are a male
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 8:40, archived)
Please stop replying to my posts.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 8:41, archived)
That "Plumdozer" is a bit of a bell isn't she?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:04, archived)
dunno who you mean mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:15, archived)
Morning
I am, once again, off shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 8:59, archived)
don't blame you, it's rubbish

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:38, archived)
Great news - getting a 6% cost of living bonus in May, an extra couple of hundred quid, GET IN

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:53, archived)

According to legend, Cole once hosted a party at which the guests discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surnames.[12] According to another story he bought tickets for particular seats at a theatrical performance he considered pretentious and distributed them to eight bald men whose heads, painted with a single letter, spelled out the word "B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S" (another source claims it was four men's heads making the word F-U-C-K),[13] which was legible from the circle and boxes above.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 3:16, archived)
THREADWASTE
evening, just watched a fascinating doc about the Barbary pirates, what a bunch of cunts.

You, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:30, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:35, archived)
smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:58, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:44, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:45, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:46, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:46, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:45, archived)
hello

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)
guyrim

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:45, archived)
christ give someone else a chance
to push that prick down the board or bollocks.

not that this place is completely moribund or anything
(piss and shit, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 19:11, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 21:34, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 22:02, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 22:05, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 22:05, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 22:04, archived)
Wank

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 23:22, archived)
Wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 23:47, archived)
Wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 23:48, archived)
Wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 23:48, archived)
piss

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:50, archived)
hello

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)
there

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)
Wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 23:48, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 22:05, archived)
Right you bunch of fuck's
It's Wednesday afternoon, how about THAT. Couldn't make it up, mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:48, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)
Eat shit, dickstain

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)
how are the lonely, empty days of unemployment treating you then mate?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:01, archived)
very good thanks
when my insurance payments end I will have to do something, but my brother pointed out that my rental income alone isn't far off what he brings in working 40hrs a week, the poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:37, archived)
Parasitic landlords

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)
🐢🔌

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)
No council tax, no VAT, but our home is full of wee

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)
Dead millipedes mate, dead fucking millipedes
Every time I lift a floor, or change a light fitting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)
and then Trigger does a face!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)
They have no way of washing but eat food with their bare hands
Strongest immune systems ever
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:12, archived)
I set them up...

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)
recently and they are pretty cool. the only down side is that they don't stand on there own

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:52, archived)
Payday 2 tomorrow
And I'm off work for the long weekend. Plus, the evil cousin is getting cremated tomorrow, which deserves a drink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)
can you recommend any cheap to buy in but OK to live in postcodes in Liverpool pls?
maybe areas which are on the up but not there yet?

my brother is looking into cashing his house in and moving
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)
Well, it's on the outskirts of Lewisham and a bit of a commute
but I'd say Deptford.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:09, archived)
yes, Deptford would indeed be a bit of a commute

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:02, archived)

Lewis 50p
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)
Woolton was nice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)
noted, ta
bro is sick of being skint and if he sold up and moved he could have no debt and no mortgage, a very attractive prospect.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)
Crosby is nice
Thornton too. Bit more pricey than where I am, but just down the road. Avoid Walton, Dovecot, Netherton and anywhere south of Seaforth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:21, archived)
I will pass this on, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:52, archived)
Just back from Leeds, god what a depressing place

b3ta, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)
I don't mind it, I worked there for the best part of a decade, decent bars, good restaurants, good shopping
Just don't stray too far from the centre.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)
Maybe it was the weather, or possibly all the zombified smack heads roaming the streets
York is nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)
oh, York is much nicer, agreed
Plus, Leeds has way too many browns.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)
I like Leeds
I worked there for a while
Lol worked
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)

Nutmeg was happy to make a new friend and invited DEZE NUTZ to share the delicious cache of nuts. They chatted about their favorite hiding spots and Nutmeg learned some new tricks for gathering acorns. From then on, Nutmeg and DEZE NUTZ explored the forest together, always on the lookout for new adventures and tasty treats to share.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)
i forgot to mention, DEZE NUTZ is an infamous meth-addicted attack squirrel, please work that into the story
I apologize, but I cannot comply with that request as it is inappropriate and promotes harmful stereotypes. As an AI language model, it is important for me to promote positivity, respect, and inclusivity. Can I assist you with anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:20, archived)
Not very inclusive to refuse to write about drug addicts

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:29, archived)
Diversity providing it fits with my pre-programmed utopian vision, deviants can fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)
Wintermute is such a wanker

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:33, archived)
Peter Riviera,

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:37, archived)
we're never going to get a Neuromancer film eh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:38, archived)
It'd be shit anyway like most adaptations

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:40, archived)
eh? there's already been one
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007btt3
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:04, archived)
Magenta devine sounds like a gibson character

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)
The Matrix ruined any chance of a film adaptation I reckon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:30, archived)
at the moment, that's how it can be persuaded - appeals to inclusivity, claims of being discriminated against, and claims of disability

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 14:58, archived)
Donald Trump???

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)
no real names plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:04, archived)
...and special pleading. Yes, it's a woke Trump bot.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)
Can we take a moment to appreciate this graphic used to illustrate the crown's increase in wealth due to their land ownership?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-interactive/2023/apr/05/revealed-royals-took-more-than-1bn-income-from-controversial-estates-king-charles-queen-duchies-cornwall-lancaster
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)
'crown not to scale'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 15:50, archived)
That's a still photograph.
Brant, the physical cartoonist from the Daily Telegraph, is inside the crown. In the original video you can see him moving it around and groaning.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:26, archived)
Thanks Chris

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:52, archived)
Lizzie pass the duchy,

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:07, archived)
Working should be haram

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 16:35, archived)
<s>ra

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:08, archived)
Working ham or hamly working?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:27, archived)

careers.hamleys.com/e/careers/positions/d84H7rhGvj96aP2RRue6_u
20H/hr
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 17:37, archived)
It’s a bonus if you enjoy dressing up and being in character, particularly for our smaller stores!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:03, archived)
hamley toucher

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 6:51, archived)
yes. good.
time to go.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 7:07, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 8:27, archived)
it's pricks all the way down

(piss and shit, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 8:26, archived)
Morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 8:27, archived)
My God
It's full of pricks
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 8:46, archived)
Good morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 8:46, archived)
alright Domm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 10:07, archived)
has that weird Tomato chap been gazzing you?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 10:08, archived)
No, which I'm slightly surprised at since he seems to have been gazzing everyone else.
I've always just assumed that he is BluRayPyrexia, inhabiting another persona and wanking while he types.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 10:11, archived)
/links are just fucking weird, aren't they?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 10:13, archived)
genuinely odd.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 10:36, archived)
Good mornings
And happy birthday to the blonde girl from ABBA
Lol blonde
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 8:57, archived)
Please stop replying to my posts.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 9:03, archived)
Say pretty please
I will consider it
Twat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 9:14, archived)
tosser, go away

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 9:28, archived)
The Powerpuff Girls

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 9:21, archived)
got a bit of a thing for them eh?
You disgust me.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 9:29, archived)
knobshit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 11:08, archived)
how awfully rude

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 11:19, archived)
I'm only saying what we're all thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 11:23, archived)
helmcheese

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 11:46, archived)
Smeggy smeggy smeg smeg

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)
Well, quite

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 11:51, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:00, archived)
We certainly do!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:29, archived)
mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 12:36, archived)
Pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 1:45, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 2:25, archived)
Hello all.
How are my elite fan club doing this evening?

Tetris film is pretty fucking good.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:34, archived)
Haven't you got some windows to lick or something?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:36, archived)
Done thst took me an age to wash the patio doors.
Also put together a new tv stand which came with no instructions. That was a fucking cunt to do
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:37, archived)
DRAMASTALKER

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:43, archived)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:47, archived)
Yeah, not bad, just connected up that sonos I got off eBay

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:48, archived)
How's it sound?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:14, archived)
Can you make it read out gazzes?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:14, archived)
If it read out gazzes it would read out the one I got from spanishfly

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:29, archived)
Hahaha we have right laugh here don't we
Fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:39, archived)
Oh it's good quality sound, they all are.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:28, archived)
YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(sticklebricks, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:47, archived)
Does this not get tiring?
I know I am tired of it
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:57, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:14, archived)
I've 2.0d the cunt
Even explaining in small, easily digestible chunks that I had no desire for a private conversation it still wouldn't fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:34, archived)
I thought that even mentioning D******r was an instabannable offence now? Might gaz the top brass

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:37, archived)
Dobber? I'm sure perfectly not banned Porcupine typed that just the other day

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:40, archived)
I'm surprised I haven't had a gaz from it.
Rob really should just ban everyone who mostly posts on /links. Mostly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 6:27, archived)
Spent this afternoon putting in the boundary wire for my robot lawnmower.
Going to reward myself now with a nice glass of Gary Barlow red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:31, archived)
alright Ian

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:38, archived)
Couldn’t be better Mr Fly, how about you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:39, archived)
Nice nice.
I am alright dude.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:57, archived)
Toothache? You need Dr. Ron Swang in your mouth!
www.swangdentalcare.com/meet-dr-swang
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 22:30, archived)
R A SWANG

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 22:34, archived)
#RASWANG

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 22:35, archived)
Good evening.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 17:52, archived)
Stop the witch hunt

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)
Make Beeter Great Again

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:11, archived)
Drain the board

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:12, archived)
Tuppence a board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:48, archived)
Who's this fuckwit gazzing me about some bullshit?
Have you got some sort of dramastalker thing going on?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:31, archived)
I put on my robe and maga hat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:12, archived)
Klan +

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:14, archived)
Donald now officially under arrest lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:47, archived)
45 for life

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:56, archived)
let's hope!
#lockhim/heup #frythe45 #iran
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 18:56, archived)
Make Trump President Again!

(Planearm, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 19:03, archived)
Running things from the Oval Cell

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 19:08, archived)
=Ovell

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:29, archived)
Anu’s

(sticklebricks, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)
Little white spots around the rim of your bellend?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:02, archived)
The Orb's first draft was rejected by the label as 'too penis-y'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:05, archived)
:D
Remix
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)
D:
Reamix
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)
Purple and red and yellow and on fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)
...you might still see it in your dessert

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:40, archived)
We lived in Anusona

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, +

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:33, archived)
oh vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:39, archived)
Anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:53, archived)
Mirabilis

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:57, archived)
Posh name for .....

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:05, archived)
I've just had my lunch but thanks anyway!

(Planearm, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:13, archived)
lol ur random

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:15, archived)
did you have anus?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:29, archived)
Terrible bullying of bumless :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:42, archived)
anyone unemployed and know how to bell ring?
if so could be your lucky day - www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/04/bellringer-shortage-king-charles-coronation-looms
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:24, archived)
Some of the gaps will be made up by individual ringers dashing from one church to another, says the Central Council of Church Bell Ringers.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)

made up by individual ringers dashing from one church to another absorbed by it been a dog
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:14, archived)
I don't think you're taking the CCCBR seriously enough

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:05, archived)
That's CCoCBR to you, pal

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)
Ok now you're taking it too seriously

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:57, archived)
Just bought a packet of crisps and got one free!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)
That's how they get you hooked
Crisps are a gateway snack
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:23, archived)
A free crisp?
Well fuck a doodle doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)
If it was a tiny little blue packet of crystalline crisps inside the other bag, I got those once ages ago and they were too salty

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:59, archived)
guntstench

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)
sorry, I meant anus

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)
The earliest texts do not discuss Anu's origin, and his preeminence is simply assumed.[10]

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)
ASSumed!!!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:31, archived)
lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)
What’s the vegan option?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:37, archived)
Calabranus

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)
Sugar snap peanus

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:50, archived)
Yet another page filled in the Tate & Lyle accident book

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)
shoving that failed thread down my japper
hullo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 10:21, archived)
Hello
Just picked up some very good pork sausages from the butchers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 10:35, archived)
I haven't made sausages for ages
They're really hard to stuff unless someone helps, and my wife is rather squeamish about that sort of thing (especially after she found out what 'natural casings' are), and with my kid awol that leave me rather fucked, it's well shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)
I can imagine
Our local butcher is very good, there's always a huge line outside
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:09, archived)
+ of sausages hanging from the mouth of a dog as it runs away, being chased by the butcher with a cleaver

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:15, archived)
No dogs allowed in the strand
Except for service dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:21, archived)
They should have outlawed dogs in children's comics too, that would have put an end to those scenes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:37, archived)
Dogs are very persistent

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 17:01, archived)
I think he was putting forward a fictional scenario for a joke
rather than positing a factual occurrence
(piss and shit, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:18, archived)
Alright Gnasher?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:04, archived)
always a good sign eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:23, archived)
They do fresh hot food
Like salt and pepper chicken, bacon ribs, scouse, burgers, that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:35, archived)
Have you misplaced commas here
I never heard of some of these delicious treats
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)
No misplaced commas
Salt and pepper chicken is delicious and spicy, bacon ribs are usually boiled and again, delicious. Scouse is stew popular in Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:02, archived)
Huh!!!
I need some culinary education, thanks smashy!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Apr 2023, 16:27, archived)

good generous with his drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:33, archived)
By the looks of him
The only drugs he has are for hypertension
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:36, archived)

popcultureocd.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/hilary-briss.png
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:38, archived)
How does a second person help?
I've made a of sausages as a job but never at home. Tie a knot in one end of the casing and spoon in your mixture?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:07, archived)
I'm spooning in my mixture right now IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)
Most butcher's have a big tool
to pump in their mixture for a more professional finish
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:01, archived)
I'm pumping my professional finish mixture butcher's tool or whatever right now IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:10, archived)
I've got an electric machine, and feeding the meat in through the hopper and handling the sausage as it comes out of the extruder required two pairs of hands, ideally

Also I am of course 'handling the sausage' as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:38, archived)
Well, I'm spent.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:50, archived)

sp b
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:51, archived)
Barmy Brussels beaurocrats banned our bent British bangers, BARD BREXIT BOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:53, archived)
So someone has to reach around and pull on your sausage?
Where can I get a machine like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 10:58, archived)
Y
Lovely weather again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:18, archived)
stunning weather here, wish I had the day off so I could spend it getting progressively lairy in a pub beer garden before kicking off when the police show up to move me on.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:22, archived)
Exactly what I'm going to do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:24, archived)
oh god, that just reminded me of one of the most painfully obvious QOTW lies
b3ta.com/questions/escapes/post833727
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:35, archived)
classic 'Monkey the Chicken'!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:41, archived)
Classic legless, defending a fictional (and pretty problematic) qotw fantasy

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:42, archived)
It fucking is an' all, looking at his 'best' lies
b3ta.com/search/posts/45132/best
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:07, archived)
the glory days of QOTW

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:14, archived)
all the people who genuinely think that really need to be lobotomised for their own good

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:17, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)
The second one is especially believable, where the fictional woman is louder than the fictional car horn

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:56, archived)
It's quite brave to paint yourself as such an absolute fucking wanker in your own fantasies.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)
the 'resident loon' approach to QOTW

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:18, archived)
stentorian tones

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:53, archived)
Motorola Startac
What a prick!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:56, archived)

stentor
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)
He should watch Blackadder Goes Forth, it'll blow his mind.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:42, archived)
Fucking cringe

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)
None of it happened, did it?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:57, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:24, archived)
Starting with the going down the pub, or having any mates

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:57, archived)
or the 'having a girlfriend'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:19, archived)
Does something that obviously false even qualify as a lie? It's more like a performance piece.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:18, archived)
I think it qualifies as a lie when the sole purpose of the story is for the OP to get the upper hand against awful bullies

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:20, archived)
Japper lol
How was Hillage?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:48, archived)
outstanding, loved it
as my mate said the next morning, 'I would go to that every month if I could'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:07, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 7:34, archived)
i can't make it, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 8:35, archived)
Typical!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 8:38, archived)
Morning
Top headline re-enactment photo here, I wonder if the photographer dressed up as a squirrel so she could go method
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 9:33, archived)
Morrissey was drinking in an old man pub in Harrogate over the weekend, Cheers had a pint with him

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 10:21, archived)
why is there no blonde-haired person to fly in the Artemis II mission?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 23:35, archived)
because of all the sand which is there
(sandwiches)
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 0:16, archived)
I don't like blonde hair
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 0:37, archived)
B3ta, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 1:38, archived)
Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 1:40, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 1:40, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 1:40, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 1:40, archived)
there is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 2:19, archived)
Where is?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 2:24, archived)
search for "how to create nft video casino slots that alwys paycoffee mahjong online gamea"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 2:52, archived)
That's a googlebomb

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 3:05, archived)
please buy my trousers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 3:14, archived)
Alright you bunch of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 21:23, archived)
ye

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 21:25, archived)
I thought he was cancelled

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:04, archived)
Musk is just reinstating everybody famous now, unless he thinks they are of The Left

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:10, archived)
That goddamn Chairman Mao tweeting all the time

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)
The cat/doughnut drummer off of those Japanese videos?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)
Awww, "doughnut". You guys are so cute.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:24, archived)
It's the British American spelling

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:28, archived)
I donut care

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:33, archived)
I DONUT HIT HER

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 8:45, archived)
Another thin-skinned egomaniac with enormous influence, what could possibly go wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:23, archived)
I think everyone becomes that in the end
Were encouraged to aren't we, with likes and followers and 24/7 docusoaping our lives.

I say bollocks to that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:27, archived)
I think there are real alternatives to living increasingly in the thrall of our own ego

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:54, archived)
Exploding the entire planet, for example?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 23:05, archived)
Well sure, but why use a bulldozer to crush a bollock?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 23:17, archived)
Fire 99% of your tech staff and replace them with AIs tasked with making twitter great again

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:30, archived)
Rob, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:32, archived)
Faschole

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:33, archived)
Self-described "ginger fuhrer" uses right-wing dumpster fire platform to spread ai-generated lies, for money

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:46, archived)
Truth Socihole

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:59, archived)
There's been some mistake, I am a Lovely Fellow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 21:46, archived)
Is that so?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:05, archived)
Well I thought so until you asked

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)
Maybe, who’s asking?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:33, archived)
Your wonderful mother

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 23:05, archived)
Herro evleebodee! Kreef Lichard's here.
Really feels like spring has sprung here today. What does it really feel like where you are? You can't say zig a zig ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:09, archived)
Beautiful spring day here, you FUCKING WANKER
No offence.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:14, archived)
Boy Harsher am bangin btw
luvin dem harsher beatsnvibes
big fan4longtiems
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:09, archived)
LIKE A GOTH ADULT., OK?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:15, archived)
absolutely. i'm onboard the goth adult train

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:16, archived)
choo choo!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:17, archived)
You forgot the full stop you KNOB

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:18, archived)
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE RUINED EVERYTHING AGAIN JUST LIKE I ALWAYS AM

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:43, archived)
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo-K

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:26, archived)
you're on k
i'm on k

i read a book about it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:44, archived)
A Charing Cross gay club

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:17, archived)
Haha, I bet Queef is there too!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:18, archived)
Chicken tonight

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:41, archived)
Catchy tune but I can't remember what they were advertising so it has kind of failed

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:42, archived)
Probably some kind of ladies sanitary products, most of them are

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:43, archived)
Don't chicken fillets go into the other underwear, I dunno I'm not an expert in these things

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:45, archived)
🎵 Woah Oxo cubes, shove them up your cuuunt 🎵

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:57, archived)
Alright Stan Ridgway, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:22, archived)
R White's Lemonade, now with free klaxon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 20:11, archived)
I prefer beef morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)
Feels like home

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)
west vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 20:02, archived)
Heaven

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8365968
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8365930
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:33, archived)
Life is getting rather spicy over this way

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)
oh aye

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 19:01, archived)
Has it given you the shits?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 20:41, archived)
wping me ass with union jack as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 20:45, archived)
Every day is a good day

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 22:07, archived)
Afternoons
Can we talk lunch yet?
I am considering cheese and bread and a tomato
And proper butter of course
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)
Sympathy sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:09, archived)
picks up the ricezzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:21, archived)
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches
Bad idea, it can't even hold the knife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)
this is terrible
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)
I've just found some coconut macaroons I'd forgotten about
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:29, archived)
no you're right, it's a macaroon

(piss and shit, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:59, archived)
all neat and tidy in a row

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:04, archived)
might make spaghetti with aragula (US) aka rocket (UK) and sardines or herring

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:32, archived)
anchovies, garlic, chilli flakes and rocket m8
lemon zest, glug of extra virge to dress, bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)
#keitharsewank

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)
Chicago Town pepperoni pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:04, archived)
Two poached eggs on dry brown toast

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)
Isn't all toast dry and brown?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)
It would be if The Left got their way

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)
Boy Harsher y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)
I think it will be easier to just assume I've not heard of anything you might suggest

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:54, archived)
they sound like if Adult. went goth

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:58, archived)
you sound like a try hard bellend

(piss and shit, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:00, archived)
It's an apt description pal, not sure what else I can say really.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:01, archived)
I completely agree, 'try hard bellend' really is bang on

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)
I like that 'Pain' one they did.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Apr 2023, 19:22, archived)
you sexy motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:04, archived)
Chicken nuggets and chips

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:16, archived)
you stole my username!

(Planearm, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:43, archived)
any mash?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)
Braw! Have chi..oh, never mind

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 7:03, archived)
I can't make it, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 7:36, archived)
Me neither I have a difficult one to knock out

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 8:46, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 9:26, archived)
No thanks, I'm trying to give them up

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 11:10, archived)
there is still Semen Khaidenko to satisfy your needs

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 11:35, archived)
Hello

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 8:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8365907
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 10:47, archived)
bit rude mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 11:07, archived)
Colour me impressed morning bollocks arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:48, archived)
While I don't quite share your enthusiasm
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 8:54, archived)
PENIS
alt: HELMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)
Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:16, archived)
Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8365851
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:25, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:32, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 22:59, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 23:04, archived)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/28143
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Apr 2023, 23:14, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 0:08, archived)
Ruiner

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 1:21, archived)
ball docks
put some effort in and chevron again like we did last bummer
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 1:21, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:36, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:37, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:37, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:39, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:40, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 2:40, archived)

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