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Afternoon dickheads
How’s it going?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:34, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:35, archived)
At this rate I reckon he might get the message by, say, the early 25th century?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:38, archived)
Oh he'll be dead before that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:48, archived)
Might start a gaz petition to get him permabanned

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)

er u
ann umm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:17, archived)
Please stop wishing death on people

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
Bulbocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)
A wise man once said life is like a big box of mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:44, archived)
The world is just a great big mingetit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
God moves in mysterious mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:58, archived)
With my mind on my mingetits and mingetits on my mind

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
minge tit, Rodders, minge tit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:11, archived)
big mingetits now now
big big
i watch you flop around
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 16:16, archived)
The cover for the EP depicted a crowd of people being chased through a city by a massive bulldozer with a penis attached to it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)

The cover for the EP depicted a crowd of people being chased through a city by a massive bull
with is
attached to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:34, archived)

a crowd of people being chased through a city by a massive bulldozer with a penis attached to it. clowns at all the other tables, just staring at you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:55, archived)
morning
No bulb chat, ok?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)
Morning Hue

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 7:48, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:01, archived)
Lo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:51, archived)
Texture like poo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 11:11, archived)
All the tables, staring at you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:30, archived)
Never a frown, restaurant of clowns

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:43, archived)
*harpsichord solos, custard pie in the face*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:59, archived)
bulbous anus

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 7:50, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:01, archived)
/dutchman in 1637

(piss and shit, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 7:50, archived)
Piss yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:01, archived)
Madonnazzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:50, archived)
Eminem'szzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 10:01, archived)
Fast n bulbuous

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:03, archived)
2 Fast 2 Bulbuous

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:12, archived)
Gone in 60 Bulbous

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 9:31, archived)
Bulbitt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 11:25, archived)
Yo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:34, archived)
Not you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:36, archived)
Oh yes it’s me.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:39, archived)
The title Grit Walks is both literal and metaphorical, he says, reflecting a gritty area built up with gritty determination. Visitors are led along grit paths, through grit rooms created by storytelling.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 11:43, archived)
-r
l n
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)
GITWANK

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 12:01, archived)
GITSMEG

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)
created by storytelling

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 13:08, archived)
⚽️⚽️💦🏠

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 13:30, archived)
Get this:
I changed the bulb, just for peace of mind, and the light came on straight away.

The replaced bulb also works in other fittings (and so, I assume, does the one it replaced too)...

So I'm thinking that momentarily breaking the bathroom light circuit (by removing the bulb) somehow dissipated the charge that was... ...preventing the electricity from flowing(?) oh I've got no fucking idea.

Might make a synth out of the fan timer later.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 20:53, archived)
Well why not riff on Gary Numan with it and jump out of a plane?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 21:18, archived)
in cars

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 21:21, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 22:08, archived)
A bulb is not a light, that was my point, a bulb is a bulb. Now you've got a light you'll be able to see the difference.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 21:24, archived)
As a physics graduate, I can confidently say that the problem is due to your being a gay spaz who loves it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Aug 2023, 21:51, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 22:21, archived)
https://gemandes.com/product/official-proud-gay-spaz-shirt/

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 23:23, archived)
You clearly receive some kind of spaz handout from these people, why else would you keep spamming their patreon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 0:05, archived)
Reminds me of the time in A&E when some guy came in with a screw cap lightbulb stuck up his arse and we had to find a corresponding fitting to insert and remove it.
That was you M8 wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 22:40, archived)
watt?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 0:00, archived)
Did he get Edison Screwed or Bayonetted?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 9:26, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 22:55, archived)
Sounds like turning it off and back on again
but more so. Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 23:24, archived)
the one it replaced is blown, that was the problem all along.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 0:11, archived)
Sounds like changing the bulb would have saved you a lot of time and stress

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 8:03, archived)
but lost a lot of attention

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 11:39, archived)
You're literally the one who asked about it
you do not get to claim I'm attention seeking by directly answering your question.

Well, that is, you DO get to make that claim, but not without a message like this one telling you off.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
Also if I wanted internet attention
I'd go to a part of the website frequented by more than 6 people, or go to a website frequented by more than 30 people.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
/talk suvery:
how many screens are you looking at right now?

windscreens don't count and please don't talk whilst driving. it's very dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:47, archived)
My two, and your remote desktop.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:49, archived)
i hope you're enjoying horses utoob channel

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:50, archived)
We both know that's not what you've been up to...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:51, archived)
weeeell
horses are involved
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:52, archived)
Indeed. REPORTED!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:53, archived)
NOTED!
horses the utoob channel is actually very good btw
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:53, archived)
Bollocks. Big hairy balls, yknow?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 19:49, archived)
dunno, i shave mine for my onlyfans

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 19:51, archived)
Bit of botox in the scrote will sort you right out

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 19:54, archived)
i've got a mate that will do it for cheap in his shed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)
I tried this and now I have a black eye, in my testes, testicular periorbital haematoma

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 21:22, archived)
Black Eyed Testes, that's my new group

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 22:09, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 23:34, archived)
Three
Four if my phone counts too.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 20:42, archived)

you know it doesn't!#

i also have 3 unless the projector is coaled up
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)
One, and the telly
Does the telly count?
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 23:25, archived)
abzolutely

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 23:35, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBARO

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:36, archived)
Not now Andrew

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:37, archived)
how about now?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:01, archived)
THE FUNK SOUL GUNTSTER

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:14, archived)
5 minutes please
It is Heartbeat time
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:29, archived)
nick huckleberry?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:32, archived)
What does Kylie sing while counting sheep?
I can’t get ewe out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:08, archived)
why are birds suddenly all queer
you look a bit like cyril sneer
just like me they want to be
grabbing your nose and throat fucking you
up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:12, archived)
I isolated the extractor fan and the bathroom light still doesn't switch on.
My previous plan (to start cutting wires until something happens) is now redundant.

I'm going to closely inspect the fixture for rust, dead animals, etc., but I can't think of anything else to fix this problem. Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)
Make a KKK hood out of a sheet
And protest against the prison migrant barge thingy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 16:56, archived)
Why are you always so racist?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:09, archived)
Shit in the dark and play guess the shade of brown

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:18, archived)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:36, archived)
You'd love my candle-lit ambient chill-out bathroom.
Get Dezeen on the phone, I'm cashing in.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:57, archived)
No, it says make lemonade

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 0:10, archived)
Hullo the Internet, Queef here
Want to but some ice cream? No really, I need a tenner for crack.

Only joking, off on my hollibobs to Italy soon, I heard there was a 7" of Bob Goes Skiing by Run DMC in a shop in Parma.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:34, archived)
I hear their ham is quite good

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:57, archived)
50p

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)
That's spuntino sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
I’m butting some ice cream as I typo this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:59, archived)
I'll bet you are

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)
That's interesting, Richard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)
Anecdotes aren't my forte

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)
NO REAL MADE UP NAMES PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:50, archived)
sounds like American propaganda

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:19, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)
Blah blah strikey-g something bout Bob Geldof's throbbing smelly cock
It's not worth the effort really.

I've got a black eye from a cut-price botox procedure. 'Im indoors wanted to practise... probably best it wasn't a paying client - I can pass this off as domestic abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:38, archived)
At least you don't live with a trainee tattooist, their practice efforts hang around longer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:43, archived)
You're all over the place with this.
Yesterday it was a freebie, today it was cut-price. You didn't want to do it, you were being "forced" and had been "told" you were getting it, but then you'd "held out for long enough" and "given up" because "EVERYONE is getting fucking botox".

If you want to get botox, at the very least get it from a registered and regulated professional and not from someone who's doing it as a "side-hustle". And if you don't want to get botox, don't fucking get it. Either you're in a coercive relationship, or you've got no willpower.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)
And my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:58, archived)
1.5% was the optimum goat bone gelatin addition for stability

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:07, archived)
What about boning camels?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)
*takes notes*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)
Yak butter popcorn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)
Turtle Power

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)
Fuck. You. ┳━┳ ヽ(ಠل͜ಠ)ﾉ

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:24, archived)
Botox your nutsack

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:23, archived)
The Egg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)
Bongo
Agam Claygon
Largy Mulgen
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:55, archived)

The Porcupine From Purgatory gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=solphadine
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)
oh fuck, I've fallen down a gonz rabbit hole looking up his invaluable knowledge of pharmacokinetics.
Stockley's Drug Interactions (last updated 08-Aug-23):
"Diamorphine, morphine, oxycodone, pentazocine and pethidine (meperidine) delay gastric emptying so that the rate of absorption of oral paracetamol is reduced. No pharmacokinetic interaction occurs between codeine and paracetamol, but the combination may not always result in increased analgesia."

Gonz:
"Paracetimol tripples (or whatever) the effect of any opiet. And so does cafinated carbinated drinks."

rabbit stoma
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:52, archived)
Can the posse and myself share your TABLE please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:57, archived)
No STARING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
All FEASTING

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)
Not mushroom here
Lol magic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:28, archived)
🤡

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:33, archived)
ALL the other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:47, archived)
I would like to TABLE a motion
Tra la la la la
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 16:16, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 6:45, archived)
morning
this seems relevant
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 6:52, archived)
Ice cream is one among other various kinds of dairy products that is enjoyed by all classes of society

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:46, archived)
Yes! B3ta is blocked at my new workplace you know.
You should all be very proud.

In my old job, it started out as blocked back in 2009, but by about 2015 or so they must have given up, cause it was back.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 6:56, archived)
Even jelly.b3ta.com?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 8:09, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)
bloody n00bs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 8:15, archived)
What a tosser

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 8:58, archived)
I bet you've never even made an hilarious 'potatochop' of 'Teh Quo' or that man with the funny face.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Aug 2023, 9:44, archived)
Who does this CUNT think he fucking is?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:17, archived)
Some fucking WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:20, archived)
I bet he doesn't even know what Chump Manbear looks like.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:24, archived)
Or meatspin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:25, archived)
Or Noelspin

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:27, archived)
lurk more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:44, archived)
Fuck you, Edwards. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 8:49, archived)
Horbs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 8:57, archived)
The botox didn't go well
now I look like I've been punched in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 9:03, archived)
if only anybody could have foreseen this outcome

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 9:17, archived)
I don't look surprised

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 9:57, archived)
🤡

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:10, archived)
*golf clap*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:16, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:09, archived)
I think you should take so much that your face goes perfectly smooth and featureless, like that of an egg.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:11, archived)
Hi Al(bumen)!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:27, archived)
Hahaha good yolk Edwards!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:37, archived)
He's really come out of his shell!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 10:47, archived)
The time for making egg puns is ova.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 11:02, archived)
Chicken.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 11:11, archived)
He's winging it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 11:20, archived)
I like the cut of your jib - let's continue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 11:21, archived)
You fucking melt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 11:25, archived)
Might put spanlo back on ignore

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)
Just report him

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:19, archived)
For being an Enormous Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)
To the appropriate authorities

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:21, archived)
He's a dinlo AND a Deacon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:31, archived)
Local authority trading standards AND the church then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
^ upset online

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:33, archived)
Stealers Wheel afternoon thread, get on it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:36, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:45, archived)
yoo hoo Huw

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:58, archived)

^ upset Wanker online
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:10, archived)
that could be anyone

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:53, archived)
Nah it’s Huw. He’s a fucking monster dong bell end wanker

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:59, archived)
Does that mean he is well endowed and masturbates a lot possibly in the company of others
Or he is just a bell
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:39, archived)
Both.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
He’s just wet

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:47, archived)
Y U following me around shouting 'upset' at me?
Has your kid's mum got you back in court or something?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:45, archived)
Heheh your poor poor grasp of my life is entertaining.
Yeah she had me in court again. Apparently I was calling some melt ‘upset’ online and she decided to take me to court because ice cream doesn’t have any bones.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:54, archived)
Please, for everyone's benefit, including yours, delete your b3ta account.
Gassing yourself is optional.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 20:44, archived)
Splatter your mum

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 20:48, archived)
^President of Wakistan
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Aug 2023, 9:45, archived)
🤡🤡me🃏🃏

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:57, archived)

to the left of just staring at
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)

🃏🃏 🤡🤡
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)

to the right tap, tap, tap
in the middle at the table
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:29, archived)
what the fuck are you banging on about?

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:40, archived)
When did you become such an angry fun sponge?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:41, archived)
Birth, I reckon.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:44, archived)
ALL the tables

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:43, archived)

For ladies who insure their cars,
Sheilas' Wheels are superstars,
Girls are bored beyond endurance,
Payin' too much for car insurance,
For bonzer car insurance deals,
Girls get onto Sheilas' Wheels.
Women make the safest drivers,
We could save a bunch of fivers,
For bonzer car insurance deals,
Girls get onto Sheilas' Wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:11, archived)

I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:33, archived)
spitting ions in the ether

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:04, archived)
John Parr 4 lyfe

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)
BEER TIME!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:42, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)
$$

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 17:25, archived)
Here I am stuck on this flebsite with you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:13, archived)
I don't know why I came here tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 19:55, archived)
I'm being forced to get botox tonight.
What are you doing that you really don't want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)
you've heard of consent, right?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:34, archived)
Is that when someone fools Treebeard into giving up his life savings?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:44, archived)
provoking entire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:33, archived)
oh mist rolling in from the sea, my desire

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:38, archived)
*bagpipes*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:40, archived)
Thanks for the earworm
Fucking bagpipes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)
Is always to be found at valley Floyd Road

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 13:01, archived)
*MONGYCHOPS*
'now there's a name I've not read in a long, long time'
/I'm an old user, renewed, but lovely to see you still about on here.
(RenegadeMaster, Wed 16 Aug 2023, 17:11, archived)
working

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:44, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:44, archived)
Working
Three no shows for appointments ffs. Just phone to cancel and someone else can take it
BTW Rethink the botox
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)
It's not my choice
I have to have it.

I've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:45, archived)

y.yarn.co/d8029976-517f-4dfe-9df3-7d2237af43a0_text.gif
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:16, archived)
Assuming the reason is perely aesthetic, you seriously need to dump the cretinous superficial airheaded psychopath
who wants you to get a fucking BOTOX injection. They do not love you. They do not care about your wellbeing if they are forcing you to inject botulinum neurotoxin.

Kick them to the curb as hard as you possibly can. Find someone nice who isn't obsessed with the superficial, or stop worrying about being attached to someone else and concentrate on being your own complete human being.

I have no idea what you look like, but you will look like a stupid cunt with botox in your face. Everyone does.

Ignore everything I said if you're getting injected in the butthole. Tighten that shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:48, archived)
Wise words, and ones we can all take to heart
Especially the butthole part.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
Naaah
they've taken up doing non-surgical cosmetic surgery as a side-hustle and now EVERYONE is getting fucking botox. I've held out long enough, now I've given up.

It's a freebie.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:41, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:52, archived)
Non-surgical surgery eh?
You're going to look like a vain idiot, m8. Or worse, like a Republican. Like David Frum. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE DAVID FRUM.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 17:03, archived)
how are things at home

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:47, archived)
I'm having a spot of bother with the bathroom lights.
They've been a bit iffy since some electrician fucked them up years ago, but since the flattard stood there for two minutes switching them off and on again they've not turned on at all.

There's some kind of cross wired logic problem involving the extractor fan; instead of the light switch turning the fan on and waiting its given time to turn off after the light goes out, the fan just stays on and the light stays off.

Tomorrow I'll try to isolate them on the fusebox, switch them off for an hour and hope that whatever demented 555 timer is responsible resets itself. If that doesn't work, I guess it's time to open up the circuit and check for rust and obvious shorts. If that fails, I start cutting random wires until something happens.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 19:11, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 19:18, archived)
Ideally the light comes on.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 20:49, archived)
See here's your problem, it's not so much that the light doesn't come on, it's that if it's not coming on, then it's not actually a light, it's something else.
I suspect it's a bulb.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 21:03, archived)
There's a fresh bulb installed so it isn't that.
The extractor fan comes on. It's almost certainly a rusty 555, absolutely certainly a pre-existing short circuit in that area too.

Thinking about it, it might have always been an increasingly rusty 555. The flattard flicking the switch constantly might have saturated the IC somehow..? Like maybe the 555, if it even is one, has no means of discharging or is otherwise frozen/fried in a state of illogic.

I hope it's a 555/556 or something easy to replace. Worse case scenario it's a black blob. I hate black blobs.

BRB KLAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX0N
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 21:16, archived)
Then I guess it's the bulb like you said

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 23:07, archived)
Dave from where?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 18:50, archived)

Frum Murka.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)
"no thanks, really"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:09, archived)
b3ta!
working
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
Making an appointment for a smear test
Unwanted, but necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)
Have fun then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 13:19, archived)
i wonder who's smearing you now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
I was at the petrol station at the weekend and I noticed that the price of air for your tyres has gone up from 20p to 50p.
That's inflation for you.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 13:23, archived)
get out

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:44, archived)
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 13:29, archived)
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 13:35, archived)
Unicorn cock snot.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:12, archived)
Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:13, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:58, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:10, archived)
Griffin jizz

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:27, archived)
Meal deal morning thread, get on it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:34, archived)
What meal deal did you get?
I don't understand why people choose water as their drink with a meal deal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:41, archived)
What drink should they choose?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:44, archived)
Anything that you can't get for free from a tap

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:58, archived)
Unicorn pee

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:22, archived)
Hydrogenated shitfuck juice

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:28, archived)
Sean Connery on the Nazi circuit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:35, archived)
Boiling piss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)
Sandwich, crisps and a drink
RIP off fuckstains
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:22, archived)
I always get the bottle of purdey's
it's horrible stuff but expensive and good to keep for when I have a hangover. Or even better drinking before going to bed to help alleviate the hangover when it comes.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:27, archived)
Make sure you sit at a TABLE

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:23, archived)
ALL the tables

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:28, archived)
I don't know what it means :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:13, archived)
Real deal morning thread, get on it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 7:04, archived)
Alright ex jail-bird David Dickinson

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 7:22, archived)
^ upset

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:11, archived)
/talking

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:31, archived)
Someone just replied to an email I sent. They have taken quite a while to respond.
I sent it 28 August 2012.

Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:43, archived)
That was me m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)
Check your emails more often then.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:03, archived)
Was it the paternity one?
Are you the daddy?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 8:53, archived)
Not very likely.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:02, archived)
OK Annie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)
no you never, e-mails didn't exist way back then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)
Computers didn't either
Or biscuits
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)
i had a biscuit in 2007

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:48, archived)
Nope it was stale bread

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:53, archived)
Did the email find you well?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:07, archived)
I sent an email once

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:41, archived)
I'm sorry, I've written an email

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:51, archived)
Who to?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 9:53, archived)
[insert name]

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:02, archived)
(Freddie Flintoff)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:17, archived)
bonsoir

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 21:39, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 21:46, archived)

^ upset
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 21:58, archived)
Bon matin

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 10:14, archived)
evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 18:12, archived)

^upset
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 18:30, archived)
^online

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 18:59, archived)
^on CEOP's radar

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 19:02, archived)
^ Op Ore radar STILL

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 19:08, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 19:26, archived)
^upset

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 20:49, archived)
Is it?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 19:50, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 7:54, archived)
tumbleweed.gif
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)
Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 10:03, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 9:52, archived)
Chuckers

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 10:04, archived)
Alright

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 10:03, archived)
morning
Lazy Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 10:10, archived)
This afternoon will be
Actually no, it's barbecue time
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 10:42, archived)
^upset

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 11:39, archived)
His camel has its period
And won't let him knob her
He suggested lolanal but she said she is not that sort of girl
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)
Spanishfly is a paedo, pass it on

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 13:49, archived)
first it's a camel, then it's a girl

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 15:05, archived)
It is a girl camel
As opposed to a boy camel
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 15:13, archived)
I can't think of a single word that rhymes with camel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
obviously there are workarounds: Huw Edwards likes to ram all / His cock into a camel
but no single word
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
My llama'll do your camel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 20:55, archived)
"The moment I knew: I woke up from my abortion – and he was waiting with curry and rice"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 16:47, archived)
This place would be dead on its arse without me

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 18:10, archived)
I just saw Goldie driving an orange Aston Martin in Canary Wharf
Not a euphemism
Also, not the 1980s Blue Peter dog
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:34, archived)
Classic Clifford!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:44, archived)
Photo
Or it don't count
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:45, archived)
Ps fairly sure I bumped into Part2 yesterday, he looks permanently furious.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:45, archived)
My brother has always used canary as slang, I see hi ho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:51, archived)
hah, I'm going to be going the same from now on, love it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:53, archived)
He loves a canary wharf

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:58, archived)
There's one on goggle box , he sends me pictures, loves a canary

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:00, archived)
the resemblance is uncanary

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:13, archived)
Idgi

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:39, archived)
Dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 21:23, archived)
Oh right

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 21:29, archived)
Convict Army, Nearly All Retarded, Inbred, Evil Sheepshaggers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 14:45, archived)
But enough about your extended family, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Aug 2023, 22:25, archived)
I saw Daniel Sturridge driving an Astin Martin phantom
Near Liverpool lime street he stopped so me and my boy could cross the road. What a nice guy! The match fixing bastard
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:24, archived)
I just saw my cat's arsehole
Because he sticks it in my face constantly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8381125
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:52, archived)
my uncle's got a blue one

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 20:51, archived)
arsehole?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 21:04, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 21:06, archived)
Dwarf clowns
Being tossed
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 21:30, archived)
At all the other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 21:49, archived)
Not all the time
The occasional tables?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 22:07, archived)
I saw an orange driving a goldie aston martin
+looking
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Aug 2023, 1:10, archived)
Pushing that camel knobber down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
⚽️⚽️⚽️🦶🫖 🦶🫖 🦶🫖

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:40, archived)
Cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)
Cheer Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)
Up the ARSEnal!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:35, archived)
Fuck
Has it started again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:57, archived)
Women’s World Cup

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)
Fucking premier league is back.
Splendid. Just wanted to mention again I am top of the b3ta shield after 1 game. Close the league now
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380980
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:23, archived)
hasty, I might be able to squeeze one out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:33, archived)
what is the b3ta shield?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:33, archived)
The South African firewall that keeps Bou from posting

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:45, archived)
And nothing of value was lost

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:03, archived)
bou bou flying low
beneath firewalls, watch it go!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:08, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)
Think I'll make a chocolate cake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)
what a jolly good idea

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)
I haven't made a cake for ages
I'm going to do it tomorrow and take it to mum's to share after lunch. Chocolate sponge with chocolate buttercream icing and crushed cadbury's flake and maltesers on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:41, archived)
i'll pm you my address. please send a slice first class.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)
yeah, like the kids will leave so much as a crumb of it for anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:16, archived)
LET ME EAT CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:56, archived)
Dirty euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 14:12, archived)
Cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:23, archived)
no
if I make cheesecake, it won't be shared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)
There's a town near here called Cheesequake
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesequake,_New_Jersey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)
what a strange name

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)
I was just reading about the name - probably from a Native American language, might be this, might be that, can't ask unfortunately because we kind of wiped them out

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:02, archived)
it immediately makes me think of Chesapeake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)
I think I've been there

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:50, archived)
my dad had a holiday home there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 18:57, archived)
alright Crowded House

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 18:14, archived)
Lol, my daughter has been telling Alexa to show her pictures of cats crossed with birds.
She's just yelled 'MUMMY, COME AND LOOK AT THE CAT COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:14, archived)
Not the first time she has heard that sentence…eh?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 13:53, archived)
At some point when our kid was about 6 she started saying she was "spunky". She'd heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool..

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:27, archived)
by jove what an antiquated saying!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)
Well gadzooks
And bugger me sideways
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:26, archived)
Alright, "90nz0"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 20:57, archived)
Heavens to Murgatroyd yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 17:56, archived)
Camel knobber lmao
Guffaw chums
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)
we ae siamese if you please
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:00, archived)
Oh that's cool, it lets you sign in with google now

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 19:21, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 7:04, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 7:21, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 8:32, archived)
morning, bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)
Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 8:52, archived)
i think i saw her at Wembley Arena

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 9:47, archived)
Supported by Alligator Shitfuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 9:57, archived)
it was great. they played with her all night long

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:42, archived)
Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 7:44, archived)
morning Hüŵ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 9:14, archived)
Gonna invade York this aft with the Insane Clown Posse
So comrade, gaz me your address and I will make sure you aren't targeted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 9:26, archived)
No 4 Fenwicks Lane.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 9:42, archived)
Spasibo comrade
Apologies to your neighbours
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 9:59, archived)
Top of the b3ta fantasy league after 1 match.
Stop the competition now.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 10:40, archived)
Top of the 'total paedo' league you mean.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 10:44, archived)
You are fucking boring

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 11:13, archived)
That ice you're standing on there is exceptionally thin.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 11:20, archived)
Oh I totally agree.
Just drawing a comparison. You are as interesting as me.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 11:21, archived)
You look like Levi Bellfield

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)
Haha do I really?
You haven’t seen any recent photos then have you? Creepy fucking cunt
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 11:51, archived)
You're as ugly as you are stupid.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:03, archived)
I fear you may have a few issues with your own appearance my friend

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:05, archived)
Not in the slightest, you repulsive tosser.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:10, archived)
Tosser, go away

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:31, archived)
Protesting a bit you stupid cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:39, archived)
Are you ever not upset, you complete melt?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)
On the balance of things I think it’s you that is upset.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 15:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8381003
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8381004
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)
Who wants some?
alt: you heard
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:38, archived)
yeah?
yeah well FUCK YOU m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:41, archived)
yeah?
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:44, archived)
*checks profile*

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:45, archived)

profile contents
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:46, archived)
Podka

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 20:18, archived)
Brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 20:44, archived)
alright, "Skegness"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 21:07, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 22:11, archived)
you what

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:55, archived)
-ha +o

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:59, archived)
u heard u slag

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:07, archived)
you what you what you what

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)
who-ha
ha ha ha who-ha
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)
WHOOHAA
Got ya all in check
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 20:44, archived)
true indeed

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 21:10, archived)
eh? eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
calm down, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:30, archived)
I. AM. PERFECTLY. CALM.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)
YEAH?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:33, archived)
you seem upset, you, you do

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:36, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:37, archived)
Might reply to some of this later

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 17:18, archived)
you would say that.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:52, archived)
Clowns. Staring at you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:53, archived)
you fucking wanker

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 19:05, archived)
🤡👁️👁️🤡👁️👁️🤡👁️👁️🤡👁️👁️🤡

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 22:11, archived)
ALL the other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 22:41, archived)
may i have some more?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:00, archived)
Yes, seeing as you asked nicely

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:07, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:19, archived)
Sunny D?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)
^ wants the D

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)
^wants the P

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:15, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:22, archived)
mv

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:27, archived)
I’m deeply offended

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:31, archived)
no arse stuff
mouth only
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:39, archived)
mouthboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
PHWOAR EH PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 17:19, archived)
#samanthamumba

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:48, archived)
I have more than I want
I've been made "temporary supervisor" while the ordinary supervisor is on holiday. I was not expecting this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:52, archived)
Do you get a badge and a cattle prod?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 17:18, archived)
I wish!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 17:49, archived)
My mum could chiv ym like a kipper

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)
sodium bromate

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:00, archived)
Some what? Is it tasty soup?
I love tasty soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:14, archived)
Homemade pea and (50p)ham soup

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 20:43, archived)
I like tasty soup too
We should be friends xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 21:29, archived)
With the clowns on the next table

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 21:31, archived)
Jokers to the right?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2023, 0:53, archived)
Totes best buds!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Aug 2023, 22:34, archived)
3 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66453184
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:50, archived)
5/7 wank smell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)
same
guessed a few
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:40, archived)
Yeah yeah, then you woke up m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:52, archived)
hang on

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)
oh man Wild Style is the best film ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzBI2z0J9bs&ab_channel=chordmonkeys

also Easy AD's adidas top at 6:28 is fucking outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:36, archived)
literally no-one on earth gives even the tiniest shit m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)

15/7 HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)
The actual headline is less funny, the preview says "withdraws in Toronto"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

ron
Lone Ranger x Brokeback Mountain edit, smash that like button guy's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:47, archived)
COME ON ANDY! DO A WATERY SHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)
Come on Tim!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)
Kevin Rowland's first draft was rejected by the label as 'too faecal'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:54, archived)
2/7 on the dating circuit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)
Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380882
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:18, archived)
Same, bro.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:12, archived)
1/7 there's a clown staring at me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:42, archived)
0/7, a personal best

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)
caveat emptor
Lidl's 'Kingstons' brand Jerk BBQ snacks do not in fact have 'sizzling jerk seasoning and BBQ flavours exploding in every bite', they are 2/10 heat NikNaks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
I will bear that in mind

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)
6/7 Bob Hope's severed head selection

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)
18:53, Bing Crosby's pee

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:53, archived)

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