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morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:01, archived)
Tuesday Mr Cunt woot woot
And an extra woot
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:16, archived)
woot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:21, archived)
Fuck you, Cunt. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:34, archived)
Morning Mr H xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:53, archived)
Morning
Absolutely fucking launching it down here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:46, archived)
Grim up North?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:53, archived)
Nah, it's not too bad

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:22, archived)
Bit chilly and damp here
Day out at the allotment methinks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:32, archived)

t ch g w
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allotment public lavs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 28 May 2024, 10:22, archived)
Cya there m8!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 11:02, archived)
^GSWLIUTBBFOGS

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 May 2024, 11:28, archived)
?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 11:40, archived)
I'll explain when you're old enough to understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 May 2024, 11:49, archived)
I'm 55 in July?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:53, archived)
that's not a question
I pity your students
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 28 May 2024, 14:48, archived)

Gentleman's sweaty wank lodge is under the Best Buy's front office. Get sweaty.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:18, archived)
Clicking this

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:53, archived)

is under the Best Buy's front office. Get sweaty jam nitty gritty
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 May 2024, 16:59, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:08, archived)
Gadzooks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:33, archived)
Are you living in the shed now?
🎡Living in a shed
Living in a well built shed
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:36, archived)
I've built the frame
9 foot by 6 and a half foot
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:38, archived)
Will you be hosting a bssh in it when finished?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:51, archived)
absolutely

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 9:20, archived)
I'll bring the class a gear
Preferences?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 9:22, archived)
billois, naturellement

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 28 May 2024, 10:08, archived)
YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED
Gonna need a video diary on your YouTube channel
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 May 2024, 9:01, archived)
I'll put pics on MySpace

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 9:21, archived)
Only Frames

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 28 May 2024, 9:26, archived)
bit small

(piss and shit, Tue 28 May 2024, 12:07, archived)
SHED TALK!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:49, archived)
Buongiorno

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:44, archived)
Bunghoolio

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:51, archived)
Hello Doc
What's up?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:53, archived)
Just getting sorted for allotment shenannigans

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 28 May 2024, 9:21, archived)
Sounds like work
Me hates work
/lazy bitch
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 11:31, archived)
What can I take for sleep that isn't a benzo?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 11:33, archived)
I can't sleep
Suggestions?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 2:48, archived)
Sleep is for the weak.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 May 2024, 4:41, archived)
I can see that you don't sleep either

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:50, archived)
stay awake

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 7:00, archived)
I took a paracetamol and fell asleep

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 8:51, archived)
ANUS
not really, PENUS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:19, archived)

E Γ†
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 18:22, archived)
I stand corrected

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:30, archived)

cor e
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 18:40, archived)
Said the man in the orthopaedic shoe!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:45, archived)
is it a very big shoe or a very little man

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 23:28, archived)
I don't know it's too current for me to know

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 May 2024, 0:37, archived)
why? when have you not watched the news since at this point?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 28 May 2024, 0:49, archived)
I had a short break in 2017 but I'm back on track and haven't watched the news since February 2014

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 May 2024, 1:14, archived)
Do you have Tourettes?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:27, archived)
Me, earlier
youtu.be/61nzZHqtjys?si=_V5xuksVbI3ZsGlV
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:32, archived)
Your dog is more intelligent than you?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 19:11, archived)
Pretty offensive to Tourette's sufferers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 19:16, archived)
None taken

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 2:49, archived)
good grief

(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:34, archived)
how's it going

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:36, archived)
Mama told me not to come, Mama told me not to come, now your our bastard son , son

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:58, archived)
hi dad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 19:12, archived)
I'm always getting them confused.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 May 2024, 19:21, archived)
especially when you do a spunk, right, and shit comes out your helmit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 27 May 2024, 19:49, archived)
I'm confused
is this a restaurant or a recipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:01, archived)
It's Alice's Restaurant m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:53, archived)
she's living next door

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:24, archived)
Hi bestie!
I'm not yet high but I soon will be lol lol lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:52, archived)
pump up the jam, pump it up.

(Planearm, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:18, archived)
+your bum

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 21:33, archived)
Have you come about the croutons?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:43, archived)
I've been battling Google for about half an hour with no luck
Can anyone remind me of the name of the (possibly b3tan) Youtuber who did increasingly annoyed deadpan reviews of crappy retro consoles?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:02, archived)

Are you referring to zero punctuation reviews?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:02, archived)

Guys name was Yahtzee if it's the same one.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:04, archived)

Thanks, it wasn't Zero Punctuation, although the style was very similar. I think they were a few years earlier. The reviews were generally unboxing videos, often with the console on some sofa cushions while he complained that they were just another clone of a system he's already reviewed. Probably made it into the newsletter a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:10, archived)
Ashen something?
Dr A I think was his b3ta username
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:11, archived)
yeah
m.youtube.com/watch?t=682&v=VieV3MnFknc&feature=youtu.be
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:14, archived)
Thats the one
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:23, archived)
There you go, what a great forum. Do leave a review

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:30, archived)
no probs
I'm basically an internet genius
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:31, archived)
WE DID IT B3TA!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 17:14, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:42, archived)
Google sucks now.
Duckduckgo is my main search engine but it has so many blind spots. Dogpile is also very patchy. Bing just searches google. Have you tried asking Jeeves?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:17, archived)
I've used Google forever if it's not broke ...

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:45, archived)
It's beyond broken, it's complete dogshit.
The first page of results is nearly always bollocks that's only there because of 'optimisation.' Opportunities to buy goods and services that are at best tangentially related to your search terms.

Have you noticed boolean operators don't work how they used to? It's not a true search engine any more.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 May 2024, 17:08, archived)
If I'm stuck I usually just gaz mongy. He knows about all that sort of stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 18:16, archived)
Oh no! Mormons!
youtu.be/n3BqLZ8UoZk?si=nq8JUSH5KfPPWLsR
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 27 May 2024, 15:59, archived)
Oh no! Johos!
youtu.be/sqITqQHXCmc?si=dltA_ZFkOBLgIszt
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:00, archived)

I could definitely be an RE teacher with this excellent source material.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:01, archived)
Very interesting

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 28 May 2024, 11:51, archived)
one good thing about a snap election
is you don't have to hear months of absolute wank from every party
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:10, archived)
You can just stuff it all into a shorter time

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:12, archived)
you can just stuff it up your arse
I haven't watched the news since 1992's
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:20, archived)
OK done that what now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:34, archived)
now you mustn't watch the news since 1992

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:10, archived)
I'll work on that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:36, archived)
What year are you up to?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:55, archived)
2019

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:42, archived)
impressive

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:45, archived)
Don't watch the news
Β―\_( Ν‘β—”β€―ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—”)_/Β―
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:36, archived)
Can we stuff the entire cabinet into a woodchipper?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:41, archived)
I'm having an election right now
Found nettles and loads of wild garlic so far, also daffodildos
#whocares
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:55, archived)
Have you ever tried puffballs?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:10, archived)
I have yeah I think some can be toxic so I wouldn't risk picking them myself

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:07, archived)
There are no toxic true puffballs, in this country at least, I think.
Rookie foragers have been known to confuse them with immature Amanitas, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 16:46, archived)
I know someone who really knows their stuff I'd only get fungi if they came along

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 17:00, archived)
I don't trust my judgement enough to try any wild mushroom

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:15, archived)
it's a clear choice, either enterprise level stone removal or more of the same

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:15, archived)
just seen a photo of some of the best graffiti ever
"RISHI SUNAK IS A RAT-FACED CUNT"
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 14:18, archived)
Fuck you sticky

(PORCY, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:07, archived)
This is the only place where you can tell total strangers that you are doing terrible farts
And that's why I keep coming back Mr Tea.
*sips tea*
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:57, archived)
that's the one thing you're not allowed to do
You fucking idiot *parps*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:58, archived)
Oh my goodness
Now I am giggling so much that I can't do my lessons
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:10, archived)
11.20
Pissed already
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:20, archived)
alrenty?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:20, archived)
Fuck you, cuntychops

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:23, archived)
I'm just getting myself out there
Hanging loose, you know
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:24, archived)
Just flopping it out

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:24, archived)
chilling out max
And relaxing all cool
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:26, archived)
Flaps open and undercarriage lowered

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:29, archived)

lowered skewered
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:54, archived)
Skweeeeeeered

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:56, archived)
eww there's some poo on this kebab

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:06, archived)
Add more

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:09, archived)
12.25 barely alive

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:25, archived)
Thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:28, archived)
Up your skinny bum

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:35, archived)
What about my gigantic fat arse?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:44, archived)
I imagine you to be a small skinny man with a tiny penis
And a long skinny neck
And hairy forearms
And very pasty skin
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:46, archived)
This is all accurate apart from the bits that aren't

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:47, archived)
Which bits, that's the question

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:48, archived)
I have no penis and I am hugely fat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:49, archived)
A giant clit then
Got it
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:52, archived)
No real names Ian

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:53, archived)
My name is SYLVIA

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:55, archived)
no real Sylvia's, please.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:03, archived)
You built the bar first?
Priorities
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:40, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:43, archived)
I used to clear stones for farmers, please elect me as prime minister and I will clear your stones

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:49, archived)
I used to post meatspin all over /board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:54, archived)
Look do you have any stones to clear or not

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:12, archived)
i am suffering from stones
I will vote for you
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:55, archived)
A vote for me is a vote for stone removal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:12, archived)
10.18, Rage Against The Machine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 10:19, archived)
I can call the kettle a cunt if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 10:34, archived)
Can you call it your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead kettle?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 10:41, archived)
I'm afraid I can't do that mr h

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:08, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:16, archived)
lol fail

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:07, archived)
Arsebiscuits

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:24, archived)
12.24 dogs of war

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:24, archived)
12.25, FIVE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:25, archived)
Keep forgetting about the hours diff

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:26, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:29, archived)
Alright?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:34, archived)
Morning
Taking the dog out for a nice long walk
Got my foraging bag for anything I find
Fungi, anything edible really
What you up to?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:20, archived)
building a shed
annoyingly i have a sore fingy
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:29, archived)
Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:57, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:08, archived)
Watching planet earth and having a coffee
Going to my parents house later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:47, archived)
Chilled day eh?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:58, archived)
Yeah, hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 10:33, archived)
it's right outside your door
NOW EARTHIFY
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:09, archived)
Rising up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:49, archived)
Sounds a busy day

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:58, archived)
Like a boss

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 10:00, archived)
i don't get it, the eye of the tiger isn't that threatening
Could be in a jar or anything. The whole of the tiger is a different story
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:12, archived)
Good for you!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
Do you know which funghi are poisonous ?
Just checking...
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:50, archived)
Of course
Ernie meenie minnie mo
That'll work
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 9:59, archived)

Ernie meenie minnie, oh no
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:17, archived)
No, I'm sure he just picks any old mushroom he finds and eats it without IDing it properly.
I mean what's the worst that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 11:35, archived)
What kind are growing in your area at the moment?
I've had a good crop of St George's already, and there are some horse mushroom patches I know of that will start fruiting soon, if they haven't already. Chicken of the woods is coming out now too, if you're into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 10:51, archived)
I like the ones that make me see stars in 3D

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:11, archived)
that's destroying angels
I can send you some if you like
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:14, archived)
Thanks

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:45, archived)
Nice
Been eating a lot of nettles this year, revenge for all the times I've been stung

Thinking about making some nettle homebrew
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 27 May 2024, 11:35, archived)
sheridan smith lezzing it up with michelle mone

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8413636
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8413652
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8413050
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8413579
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:59, archived)
i'm making another pizza. i'm MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:47, archived)

second ever pizza from scratch. it... panned out alright!

lol pan
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:39, archived)
4 people have looked at your pizza online.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 26 May 2024, 23:02, archived)
wow!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 5:06, archived)
Your mum lezzing it up with Ann Widdecombe.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 20:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8413656
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:30, archived)
Again???

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 22:25, archived)

No thanks.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 26 May 2024, 23:04, archived)
FUCKING HELL

(sticklebricks, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:43, archived)
WHAT???!!!!!!!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:49, archived)
SHED TALK!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:56, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:00, archived)
good weekend so far mr chops?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:03, archived)
Bit personal. I'll let you know when I have something to talk about.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:33, archived)
fair do's m8
only having a few cans myself like
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:36, archived)
Crap
According to stats I have been the 2nd largest poster on /chat this week
Misery was 1st Queef was 3rd
I'm a Biden sandwich if you will
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:22, archived)
queef misery sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
I'm 15/30
The ultimate average talk user.

I'm annoyed there seem to be 3 more users than before the bou sock saga.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:58, archived)
I am no longer using my socks
It's not me

Could you link me to the stats please?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:31, archived)
Actually that's wrong. I did use PORCY

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:35, archived)

b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:45, archived)
I'm eating chocolate like it's going to rationed by a war tomorrow
Oh...

How is your Sunday going?
I drank all the plonk and woke up with a massive headache. FUN TIMES. My life is scintillating.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:33, archived)
Hangover receding
Tead, bacon buttied and showered
Might have a swift few. Wife, 1 and 3 visiting her parents so I have till Tuesday evening to myself and the mutt
#presblog
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 13:27, archived)
At least you probably drank socially instead of getting vrot by yourself at home yes?
Vrot=Afrikaans word meaning rotten, in this context very drunk
Are you going for a walk?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 13:35, archived)
It probably sounds like walk

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 13:54, archived)
Heh heh

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:10, archived)
I'm walking now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:37, archived)
FFS
now as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:06, archived)
don't worry bou, drinking alone is a great british tradition

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:03, archived)
Oh that's alright then

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:11, archived)
i'm drinking alone RIGHT NOW
well, there's a magpie looking at me, but that doesn't really count as company.

FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING GOBSHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:40, archived)
Magpies don't steal drinkies
Probably eyeing your nose ring
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:50, archived)
that's not my nose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:54, archived)
I should have known something was up when I saw only one nostril

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:32, archived)
i think i've got a cold

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:40, archived)
As is dog fighting and badger baiting

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:36, archived)
And pissing in phone boxes

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:42, archived)
weather is fucking shite I'm supposed to be building a shed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:55, archived)
phone box not good enough for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:55, archived)
Our dog pees in a grassless corner of the garden
When family are away I join him
It makes us pee pals!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:13, archived)
Poor dog.
I hope you take him for walks?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:53, archived)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:08, archived)
Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:10, archived)
might put a bar in it
it's bespoke, none of this garden centre bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:39, archived)
Just had three excellent lunchtime pints, still mildly buzzed from last night's polydrug revels.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 16:32, archived)
Good lad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:13, archived)
Name the drugs so that I can sigh in jelly

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:51, archived)
You know when I gave up smoking
I used to follow smokers around and sniff up their second hand smoke
Sad case
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:55, archived)
same for me when i gave up crack

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:09, archived)
Credit where it's due, this is probably my favourite /chat post in the last week.
It's a fucking low bar though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 23:11, archived)
Finished repairing the conservatory, might tackle the shed next. Just poured myself an ice cold gin & irn bru to celebrate

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:52, archived)
Holy crap that's energetic

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:52, archived)
SHED TALK!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:55, archived)
I've made Sunday lunch for the whole family
Gone for a birthday drink with my sister(coffee, she was driving)and now I'm home watching Attenborough and having a pint or three
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:42, archived)
you pissed up bastard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:43, archived)
Up yours, cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 21:53, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:47, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:57, archived)
BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:59, archived)
AND THE BIRCH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:20, archived)
BIRCH PLEASE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:21, archived)
HIT EVERYONE WITH STICKS AND SEND THEM TO RWANDA!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:31, archived)
You can see what their strategy is.
The tories are going to lose heavily, and the only people they even have a chance of luring back into the fold are the reactionary gammons who've stormed off to Reform. So they spew out whatever Mail reader's wet dream they can think of, safe in the knowledge they won't have to enact it.

It's deeply cynical, and toxic to our public discourse, but at least it's not going to work.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:53, archived)
Said this about brexit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:59, archived)
Dunno, I saw brexit coming.
The remain side were asleep at the wheel, and the main political figurehead who should have been rallying the cause was Jeremy fucking Corbyn, who was clearly quite happy to do nothing and let leave win.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 11:16, archived)
I still think the EU is doomed , better off out.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:04, archived)
We'll only know for sure in about 20 years if/when it happens,
referenda are a stupid idea.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:45, archived)
Even if that's true and the ship sinks later, the decision to jump into the ocean now was probably not great

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:38, archived)
Yeah but yeah but BLUE PASSPORTS, eh?!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 16:30, archived)
If you want me to get angry about it you'll have to paint it on the side of a bus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:36, archived)
is the bus powered by clapping children?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:05, archived)
our wanda would never have put up with this if she were still alive

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:04, archived)
I think she still might be alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZQCpWHGY8&ab_channel=HeathWilson
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:03, archived)
she makes me sick

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:54, archived)
I'd hang 'em, flog 'em and send 'em back
Oh and crucifixion live on the telly pre Coronation Street
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 10:23, archived)
Alright, Both Parts.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 8:20, archived)
Alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:21, archived)
Urgh
I have a hangover
I feel fucking rotten
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:38, archived)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:50, archived)
Nice cup of tea time

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:51, archived)
just done a home made pizza. was lovely

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 11:29, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:30, archived)
goosey goosey gander, where shall I wander, uk in a small boat, then jet plane to rwanda

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:20, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 6:22, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 6:23, archived)
And might I shall!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 6:40, archived)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 26 May 2024, 6:51, archived)
The best kind

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 6:56, archived)
sweaty bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:13, archived)
The bollocks zone is for loading and unloading only

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:57, archived)
You freakishly suave funny cad

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:29, archived)

Is Skagra back?

Someone called Dktr Skagra has written something about dolphins.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 25 May 2024, 23:16, archived)
I'm trying to think of something I might give less of a shit about.
Watch this space.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 23:31, archived)
quack

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 1:52, archived)
any luck?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 26 May 2024, 1:53, archived)
I'll get back to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 3:02, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 3:17, archived)
It's a no.
But I gave it a fair cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 8:04, archived)

Thanks for trying.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:27, archived)
You care less about me.

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:28, archived)
Found a bag of drugs at the festival, do I take them?
Y/N/B
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 25 May 2024, 17:00, archived)
don't ask such stupid fucking questions
get them down your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:09, archived)
Campfire remnants are good in the morning at festivals
Massive drugs, lighters, baccy, all sorts
A wallet or phone stuff like that I'd hand in but loose cash I'd keep
Am I a horrible person?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:15, archived)
only an idiot takes things to a festival that they can't afford to replace
you snooze, you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:28, archived)
Fair comment

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:14, archived)
I think I lost some 'drugs'
I'll gaz you my address can you return them tonight?
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:09, archived)
Take them all at once

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:23, archived)
Are you sure they're not your drugs, and you just got so high you forgot you had them?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 17:34, archived)
B
Assuming B stands for shoving them up your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:36, archived)
That's actually quite a good way to take some drugs, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 19:47, archived)
taking is theft
hand them in at a police station
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:57, archived)
piss off, narc

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:58, archived)
how dare you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:16, archived)
that's just what a narc would say

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:24, archived)
how dare you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 22:40, archived)
You wouldn't steal a car

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:09, archived)
He might if he took enough drugs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:18, archived)
nah
if he took the drugs, he'd steal an ice cream van or a burger truck, not a car
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:30, archived)
Can you provide a diagram
depicting 'enough drugs' please?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:16, archived)
Tony Montana sat at his desk near the end of Scarface, perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 19:24, archived)
Here's an ASCII diagram that represents the phrase "enough drugs":

  ____                       _       ____                     
 |  _ \  _____      ___ __  | |     |  _ \  ___  ___  ___ ___ 
 | | | |/ _ \ \ /\ / / '_ \ | |     | | | |/ _ \/ __|/ _ / __|
 | |_| |  __/\ V  V /| | | || |___  | |_| |  __/\__ |  __\__ \
 |____/ \___| \_/\_/ |_| |_||_____| |____/ \___||___/\___|___/


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 25 May 2024, 20:38, archived)
Ta!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:06, archived)
He might be from Merseyside

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:54, archived)
Every time I see the "You wouldn't steal a car..." ad, I imagine a Scouser watching it and saying "Yeah I fookhin' would!"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 19:23, archived)
Aright la!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:24, archived)
- car
+ shell suit and perm
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:13, archived)
How could you 'steal' a perm?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 21:18, archived)
you wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:28, archived)
You don't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:40, archived)
would you shove it down your japper though?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 May 2024, 20:40, archived)
As you speak squire xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:14, archived)
I'm working on something new to rival the Awe of the Big Wiggle.
But, it's not ready yet, so you will have to wait.

Alt: fuck off, these things take time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 May 2024, 14:19, archived)
^President of Wakistan

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 14:30, archived)
Is it ok to make work-in-progress posts on /chat?
Yes! Work-in-progress posts are instructive and useful and benefit everyone on the forum, by revealing the neediest users.
#chatfaq
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 25 May 2024, 14:39, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 25 May 2024, 15:01, archived)
which one is Big Wiggle?
my guess is the red one
(piss and shit, Sat 25 May 2024, 15:21, archived)
Big Wiggle?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 16:04, archived)
broadsword and i are having a party.
are you having a party? if so please tell me about it using diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:44, archived)
oh m8 we're all out of wotsits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:59, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:16, archived)
SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:18, archived)
merde

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:23, archived)
Gone a bit off topic with the old trance, next one is actually old trance

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:26, archived)
ooh phat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:27, archived)
k into the last cider, gonna take the hint and have a go at crashing, one more track first, cheers for listening

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 12:06, archived)
it's been very enoyable

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 12:23, archived)
lick the packet!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 11:26, archived)
Aww I missed it you can come to mine
8=====D---

Here is a picture representation, it is our dog's willy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 13:12, archived)
i'm on my way

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 15:03, archived)
Here's an ASCII drawing depicting a party scene:

       .
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  Let's Party!


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 25 May 2024, 20:48, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 5:40, archived)
morning cunty

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 5:58, archived)
Morning sword of broad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 6:44, archived)
alright biden

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 6:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/rM3Bq6F.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:53, archived)
Morning comrade
Blues or Reds eh? Eh lads?
#footiebants
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 6:43, archived)
Is that smirnoff colours? I've got red but up for some blue

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 6:46, archived)
Blue Smirny and Buckfast breakfast
With a speed ball and a spice split
Surgery in 4 mins
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 7:56, archived)
WKD Blue m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 7:04, archived)
Bit of live breaks dj'ing if anyone fancies it, I'm basically playing with myself til the drugs wear off
broadsword.caster.fm/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 7:43, archived)
like honey to the beeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:11, archived)
yay a listener :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:11, archived)
i like this one

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:19, archived)
this ought to wake me from my beer induced zombie stupor

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:20, archived)
might have a breakfast beer
tssst. delicious
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:21, archived)
I'm still on supper ciders, been a long night

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:21, archived)
scratchy...
i actually went to bed like a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:24, archived)
In a few hours time I'll be wishing I'd done that
right now tho I feel great
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:29, archived)
i salute you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:30, archived)
cheers 🍺

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:32, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:52, archived)
aciiiid

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:59, archived)
yeah I may have changed genres a bit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:01, archived)
totes good with me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:06, archived)
track up next is a fav

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:11, archived)
i like them all
i like this one. this sounds ollllld
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:15, archived)
The breaks stuff was mostly older, this technoey stuff is fairly recent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:18, archived)
does that player generate track listings?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:20, archived)
nah soz I can tell you the tracks tho

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:22, archived)
delicious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:26, archived)
more cider time

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:32, archived)
i only have two beers left, but i suppose it is only breakfast for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:35, archived)
think I've got 3 ciders left, and a fuckload of spirits but thats probly not a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:41, archived)
yeah better to sleep when thre chemical assistance fades, then you can go again!
no sleep all weekend would not make tuesday splendid
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:43, archived)
Got my dads 90th tomorrow so gotta be in a fit state
still, tomorrows another day
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:48, archived)
play this track for him!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:49, archived)
yeah he wouldn't be keen

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:58, archived)
rush your tits off!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:49, archived)
k been doing that for the last 13 hours or so, what next?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:58, archived)
trance, old trance, 90s trance
or sleep or whatever. i don't mind i like your taste
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:12, archived)
I can do that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:13, archived)
might bluetooth this to my MASSIVE SPEAKERS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:14, archived)
DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:18, archived)
DONE IT

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:19, archived)
SWEEEEEET

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:20, archived)
hahah i remember dancing to this un

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:24, archived)
josh winks wqasn't it?
remixed
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:26, archived)
nah tim & misjah - access

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:26, archived)
definitely sampled higher state tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:27, archived)
nah both came out the same year think access was first

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:29, archived)
today i learned

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:41, archived)
yeah going into older trancier stuff now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:26, archived)
i've been tidying the kitchen to it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 10:41, archived)
I love a bit of NSB m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:36, archived)
Morning
That was a good sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 May 2024, 8:31, archived)
u lazy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 9:17, archived)

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