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morning

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 5:56, archived)
alrite

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:04, archived)
Hello

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:12, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:35, archived)
Good evening.

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:12, archived)
Hiya

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:11, archived)
...and welcome.

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:12, archived)

Morning.
(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 9:42, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 9:42, archived)

What does the morning bring?
(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 9:56, archived)
Well that was nice
We went to see St Vincent at the Royal Albert Hall last night. One of the coolest bands I think I’ve seen, incredible performance. Not so sure about the material but great show.

Today I used the carpet cleaner to do the car seats, office chair and window blinds then had sangrias in the garden.

How was your weekend?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:31, archived)
i'm in bed with the shivers
the shed is coming along nicely tho
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:33, archived)
i'd like to pause for moment to remember this to you all:
Your problem here, m8, is that no matter how many accounts you have
I can reply to each of them, calling you a smelly Indian or whatever until you block me. Rinse and repeat. You'll run out of accounts before I run out of insults, I promise you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:41, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

[This is a normal post]
I know what you're thinking. "Did he call me a smelly Indian six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being I am the most racist man on B3ta/talk, the most racist forum in the world and would offend your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, smelly Indian?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:50, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:39, archived)
yes you ARE all old enough to be suffering with dementia

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)
or from it. or whatever. oh fuck off.

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)
-f

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:04, archived)
πŸ‘πŸ»

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 23:49, archived)

I wonder if that's what got me the brb 2.0?

Maybe he didn't get the reference.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 23:14, archived)
I'm on 2.0 too. it's a very exclusive club, maybe

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:44, archived)
Loving the sunshine.
I'm basically off my tits on vitamin D.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 21:33, archived)
I've painted the shed, sprayed the inside with rot and insect protector, dug a trench for the electrical cables and dug up a load of ugly concrete the elderly bloke who lived here before had put down all over the lawn.
Have slowly been removing all of the previously installed accessibility features. The prick spent a fortune on wet rooms, ramps and rails but didn't bother with any basic fucking maintenance which is why I'm spending all my time repainting and replacing rotten wood.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 21:35, archived)
Why would you spray a shed with both rot and something that protects insects?

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:16, archived)
I may not have read the tin correctly. It made me feel pretty ill so hopefully it will have a similar effect on the woodworms

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:30, archived)
sick dude

(, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 8:09, archived)
teeheehee

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 4:30, archived)
That sounds awesome garold.
I had a good weekend too. I feel rested. Didn't do much.
(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:54, archived)
Rested is good

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:11, archived)
seance talk
Is there anybody there
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:24, archived)
I'm in the garden
THREE flowers on the beans

Fuck you slugs and snails
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:32, archived)
bees love beans
If i were female which i am i could say something totally unfunny about buzzing my bean but I'm not going to because i am a ladyperson
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)
malady lol

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:11, archived)
hands off! *slap*

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:26, archived)
yfsfc
malΒ·aΒ·dy
/ˈmalΙ™dΔ“/
noun LITERARY
a disease or ailment.
"an incurable malady"
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:29, archived)
Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 18:53, archived)
He would make outrageous claims
Like he invented the question mark
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 19:12, archived)
who opens the tin for them?

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)
group effort

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:32, archived)
+I
you
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 18:25, archived)
I'm not dead (yet)
But when I am, I will still find a way to post here. Ghostbou
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:39, archived)
you'll probably come back as spanishfly

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:40, archived)
Why him?

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 14:29, archived)
most accounts that come here are him these days
or you, obviously. but you can't come back as yourself that would be stupid.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 19:23, archived)
Shame

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 18:41, archived)
Are you wishing me dead?
Poor you. I intend to live until I'm 70
(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:55, archived)
15 years to go :(

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:35, archived)
No

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:39, archived)
it's a ouija board, not a nonnein board

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:45, archived)
morning

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:49, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:42, archived)
MONO'S BUMHOLE

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:50, archived)
HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 17:48, archived)
shit off spudwuncle features

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)
Muddy spuds!

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)
Is it too early to say bollocks?
I have just had a pissed up text from my brother, he is off to France for the D Day anniversary with his former colleagues
Pissed at this time, you have to respect our military
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:40, archived)
It's always a good time to say bollocks
I'm off out of this box for a change.
Have a nice day Doc.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:43, archived)
You too :)

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:06, archived)
bollocks

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:32, archived)
it's always too early to say bollocks.
All bollocks should be uttered just after the very last moment.

That way she doesn't need to finish herself off in the spare room at the bottom of a wardrobe with a shoe horn.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:00, archived)
Horn lol

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:06, archived)
Bollocks is from 7 till 10
Cunt is from 10 till 4, wanker is from 4 till 11 and from 11 till 7 is random swear words time
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:29, archived)
can i have an example of a random swear words please?

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:38, archived)
Ponytailed snatchpipe

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)
wonderful

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)
Speaking, how many I help you

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:45, archived)
What cheese would you recommend to go with figs and walnuts?

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:59, archived)
I've got some lovely knobcheese i made it myself

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
I don't want your babybellend, thanks

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)
neither do I

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:23, archived)
Hanging pissflappery swing nipples

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:57, archived)
the hanging swing nipples of flappylon?

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:30, archived)
Seeing as it's only twenty to cunt I think I'll wait til then

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:41, archived)
Wise move

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)
i need to sleep so badly

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:44, archived)
I wait with baited breath

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:58, archived)
lol twit

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:06, archived)
+mastur

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:32, archived)
vg

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:27, archived)
alright

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:06, archived)
alright

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:10, archived)
Sweet as mofs

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:45, archived)
Cam I get a bollocks?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 21:55, archived)
Bollocks!

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:01, archived)
Bollocks

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:31, archived)
Sing it with me: I bought a croissant/You bought your friend a balloon
Your friend a ball-oo-oon
dah dah dah dah
,
it's sung to the tune of "bollocks"
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:04, archived)
Bollocks

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:08, archived)
camming?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:31, archived)
absolutely fumming

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:06, archived)
😳

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:46, archived)
give the man a bollocks eh

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:06, archived)
That's me till Tuesday
What are you lot up to?
Apart from internet's bollocks and alcohol abuse
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)
I'm doing as little as possible
Cleaned up the house and now I'm sitting on the couch. Exciting.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21, archived)
Mostly chilling
And wondering why my ex sent me flowers that he knows I don't like instead of actually apologising for being a total bellend
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)
Those are FU Flowers.
If he's your ex, why would he apologise?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:12, archived)
Turkish meal in Kentish Town, then Hieroglyphics show
Very excited, should be a good gig.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:10, archived)
What sort of moozick is it?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:26, archived)
Hip hop

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)
Hey doc
Can you prescribe me something for the clap please?
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 17:22, archived)
penicillin should do the trick

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 17:49, archived)
+ for carers

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:00, archived)
Off to see St Vincent
At the Royal Albert Hall
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:27, archived)
I have some dried mango slices ok, I would be happy to share but that isn't possible, maybe you have some dried mango slices of your own, I hope so
or other dried fruit, but not pears obviously
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:27, archived)
I don't like any dried fruit. I fing the whole concept odd. No need.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:48, archived)
I like dried apricots
I don't like fresh apricots
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:53, archived)
I don't like either

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:28, archived)
Alright there mongy, this stuff is a bit like vaguely nutritious orange leather that gums up your teeth, not sure what's wrong with that

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:09, archived)
It’s fruit biltong

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:45, archived)
You sound like a typical money thief.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)
morning

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 6:35, archived)
Too early for this kind of language
Hi
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 7:07, archived)
SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:00, archived)
^ money thief

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)
Góðan dag
Garden planter poppies: 0
Crack in the concrete poppies: 15

It's like Day of the Triffids here
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 7:37, archived)
Crack yes please xx

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:22, archived)
With opium for afters!

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)
no I couldn't possibly, oh go on then

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)
Garden planter poppies
Turtle power!
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:26, archived)
Poppies like adversity seemingly, try disturbing the soil in the planter next year, they may show up
πŸ₯·πŸ» you could buy a live grenade on the dark web and use that, maybe get some sandbags as well to contain the blast and the white hot shrapnel, after all it's a totally irresponsible thing to do and ideally you should probably aim to minimize loss of life and limb. Sorry to go on about that bit but it's important.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 16:21, archived)
Morning comrade

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:21, archived)
marmite

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:25, archived)
vegemite
Just because it's less syrupy
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:37, archived)
never tried it i'm a marmite fanboy

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:37, archived)
Marmite motorway?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:57, archived)
marmite missile

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:05, archived)
Vegemites sound like a race of Biblical perverts who went around sticking carrots up people's bottoms.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:46, archived)
From the twin cities of Vegem and Gomorrah

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:07, archived)
sup

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:29, archived)
morning
I've just had a traumatically big shit in Portugal
Didn't bring a wonky-eyed kid to lose though so I feel like I won't get the full experience
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:56, archived)
I think you're supposed to abduct one

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:05, archived)
Topical.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:50, archived)
Nah, it's not that far south.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21, archived)
I'd like to erect a couple of statues of Jake Byrd and Steve Bray IYKWIM.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:37, archived)
I do not know what you mean
As I've never heard of either of them
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:30, archived)
Byrd is the guy you may have seen on the news last night holding a sign saying
FREE FATHER THERESA and weeping as the guilty verdict was read out.

Bray is the guy you hear on the news shouting STOP BREXIT and who was playing D-Ream over Rishi's election announcement.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:03, archived)
I haven't had TV channels for years
So I haven't seen the news
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:31, archived)
You can access the news on youtube and several other places right here on the interwebs.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:03, archived)
I haven't seen the news since 1992

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:14, archived)
They haven't been the same since Huey's hearing loss

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:32, archived)
James Hetfield made a pretty good replacement though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx4LpYbQ4
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:36, archived)
I can
But I don't because it's depressing
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:21, archived)
How do you inform yourself for elections?
You do vote, right?
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:16, archived)
Of course I vote

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:43, archived)
Just votes what all the cool kids are voting right?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:41, archived)
I fully accept that this is completely irrational,
but the STOP BREXIT guy made me incrementally more Eurosceptic every time he bellowed it over the news. Just because he's clearly a colossal prick, regardless that - or perhaps because - we're on the same side on that issue.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:31, archived)
I suspect it was the mad content and presentation of the news that made you more Eurosceptic
rather than the lone voice of reason booming over the top of it.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:36, archived)
OK then.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:44, archived)
Do you think he actually persuaded anyone who didn't already agree with him, though?

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 23:40, archived)
I think it's entirely possible.
He's out arguing with gammons every day, by the law of averages he must have got through to a few of them.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 0:20, archived)
I'm afraid I don't but hello.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:08, archived)
Hello Bou
How are you and your fellow losers of the culture war bearing up after last night's news?
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:05, archived)
I find it strange that the American government under Barack Obama
Killed Iraqi and Yemeni children and nobody hates him. Children. Funny world we live in.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:28, archived)
Eh? Shitloads of people hate Obama.
Mainly for racist reasons but also for the drone killings. "The 542 drone strikes that Obama authorized killed an estimated 3,797 people, including 324 civilians" it says here.

Do you want to guess how many Trump authorized? It's harder to find out since he changed the rules on publishing civilian deaths (and lowered the threshold for killing people outside of combat zones), but it's widely accepted that Trump authorized significantly more drone killings than Obama.

If you're going to whatabout me, choose a better whatabout than drone strikes. Trump killed more children, trafficked more children, caged more children, and bragged about his friend Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:12, archived)
Please stop feeding the troll.

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:21, archived)
Could you just shut up and let other people talk?

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:09, archived)
I have seen some trolling in my time. I don't get the feeling I'm being trolled, as such.
I think she's neuro-divergent. A little paranoid, psychotic and O.D.D... I think that her condition makes her more susceptible to PCT and punch-down politics, and I think her fucked up colonial culture normalised some fucked up biases that are ripe for fashy exploitation.

On that basis I'm willing to give her a little more leeway than the casual racists and self admitted trolls on my ignore list. I don't think she chooses to be a cunt.

Even if it's not okay with you, I'll keep going in the hope that my argumentative magic can turn her into a Canada-loving lentil-weaving commie woketard like me.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:33, archived)
I must be ill-informed.
Please direct me where I can read about these things as I can not find any of this when I search.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:05, archived)
I am not trying to troll. I am trying to learn something.
If I am wrong about Trump I will say so.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:19, archived)
Thanks for the links I am reading them...

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:42, archived)
So from what I can gather
Both Obama and Trump are psychopathic trigger happy bastards who don't mind killing civilians.
Trump knew Epstein and moved in the same circles, the flight logs show that he went to THAT ISLAND 7 times, I'm presuming he was party to everything that went on there then?
Is this a fair summary?
If that's true then I withdraw my support of Trump. I had no idea he was linked to Epstein. It looks like we have no hope of ever having anyone remotely decent of running a superpower on this rotten planet. What the hell man? Psychopaths. And don't get me started on what's happening to the Palestinians.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:03, archived)
IDK if he fucked any kids on Paedo Island but it wouldn't surprise me
because he's a self admitted sexual predator ("they let you do it when you're famous"), his ex-wife stated that she was raped by him (in court documents as part of her divorce over cruel and inhuman treatment), and a jury recently found him liable for raping and subsequently defaming E. Jean Carroll.

I'd put him in the same tier as Bill Clinton. He and Bill share a lot in common when it comes to raping and defaming women, and attending Epstein parties via the Lolita Express.

That said, Bill Clinton has never said that he'd like to date his own daughter.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:08, archived)
They all sicken me.
The whole sordid bunch.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:05, archived)
Trump's character is disgusting
but his politics are worse, imo. Remember he rose to political prominence via a racist campaign against Obama, and launched his campaign with racist attacks on Latinos and Muslims. He said women should be punished for having abortions, he said Hilary should be locked up for her 'crimes' and that if she were charged with a felony she should not run for president.

There's just too much bizarre and evil shit to list or describe, the way he deals with a scandal is to create several more scandals to distract from it, then several more to distract from the distractions, and so on and so on for ever and ever.

What do/did you see in him?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 16:12, archived)
Well the establishment is pretty rotten too, and I liked the way he stood up to them.
Obviously i did not inform myself. There are a few things he achieved while he was President although now I am looking at those things with a bit of a different lense.
(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:04, archived)
What did he achieve?

(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)
and a statue of Tobias Lehigh Nagy

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:45, archived)
I'm not really a Seinfeld fan
and Clint Howard is a Republican according to his wiki page.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:00, archived)
Do you have a favourite statue?
I quite like the ones with traffic cones on their heads
And Diana Dors in a sad corner of a Swindon retail park
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:17, archived)
Can't say I do, Dick.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:17, archived)
Hi money thieve's, Queef here
How's it going lol
Up to owt this weekend? Going to see the excellent Hieroglyphics crew performn their first ever UK show 2moz, very excited
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:42, archived)
I might do a poo.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:43, archived)
I did one once, it was fucking gr8
10/10 would recommend
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:44, archived)
Hah you fell for my ruse.
It's well known that enjoying doing a poo means you like cocks up your bumhole! HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:56, archived)
oh MAN !!!!

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:26, archived)
that's what he said! lololol

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:27, archived)
LMAO!!!!

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:28, archived)
^ "Lick My Arsehole Out"

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:54, archived)
^ "Lubricate My Anal Orifice!"
πŸ₯·πŸ»
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:12, archived)
This small subthread turned out well.

(, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:13, archived)
^ "Likes Mens' Anal Orgasms"

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:17, archived)
There was one time I couldn't
and it wasn't pleasant
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 23:37, archived)
This Watermelon Otai weed I have genuinely smells of watermelon

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:42, archived)
doesn't taste like it though
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(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:45, archived)
I have some hash at home.
It smells and tastes primarily of hash.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:56, archived)
kind of hashy you mean? hash-like? a la hashish?
Here's a question: If you knew for sure it was hash but it smelled of orange, would orange be a hashy smell by definition?
Have I hit a nerve here? Does your hash smell of orange? Did you buy an orange instead of hash by mistake?
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:58, archived)
Does you hash hang low, can you toss it to and throw, can you tie it in a ribbon, can you tie it in a bow. Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your hash hang low?

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 18:56, archived)
It's too orangey for bows

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:15, archived)
I have recently been introduced to the concept of curing hash
I didn't even know it was sick
Jesting aside wtf
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:21, archived)
I only smoke ganja now. Just grown herb. For jah

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:41, archived)
Finally ditched the clingy bf last night
So I'm spending the weekend getting shitfaced to celebrate 🍾
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:29, archived)
UR WELCUM
4 alerting you to dat gig
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:27, archived)
Your score: 3 / 7 Disorder! Catastrophe! Anarchy! In short, we have a ghastly mess!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69077923
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:57, archived)
1

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:07, archived)
2 lol

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:10, archived)
5/7
Better than normal
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:20, archived)
2/7 might hang myself in the woods

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:41, archived)
-myself +about

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:00, archived)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY WOODS

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:01, archived)

1

The Jodi Piccoult thing was pretty good. My book wasn't banned in an American state for the mass shooting scene, it's because I used the word 'erection' on page 113.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:42, archived)
The same country that elected Donald Trump, the GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:53, archived)
if only the Fake News media would report the Real Truth about his policies and achievements
Sad!
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8414379
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:07, archived)
If only I cared enough to ask how exactly he was a good president

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:17, archived)

The usual answer to this is 'he didn't start any new wars', which to be fair is a good thing. However, he came very fucking close by antagonising North Korea, which could have ended very badly.
Also, if that's the metric for whether a president is good or not then it's pretty much just him and Carter, and that's just too depressing to contemplate.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:33, archived)
I've got plenty of time for Carter personally. Excellent post-presidential record of helping others in practical ways.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:39, archived)
Trump exceeded Obama's eight-year civilian death toll from drone strikes in a little over his first year as president.
chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:59, archived)
WINNING

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 18:01, archived)
Yep, it began, or ramped up significantly
under Obama, then just before he left office he put in place rules so you had to report drone death figures, which Trump promptly scrapped then nearly tripled drone strikes. So Trump killed more people using drones in current engagements but didn't start any new wars leading to more death.
I'm certainly not going to defend either Trump or Obama, or for that matter Biden as regards what America's been doing on the world stage, for me it's a bit of a choice between stepping in dog shit or cat shit. Looks the same, smells the same. We're ruled by psychopaths, just really hope that somehow RFK jr gets in as if it's either of the other 2 there'll be a civil war, no doubt in my mind.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:29, archived)
RFK jr is a completely uncritical believer in many divisive and demonstrably false ideas, it's not a great starting point imo

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:50, archived)

Well, he's got a few things I like going on (budget transparency, focus on health and the industries damaging it). Main thing is he's better than the alternatives, not that it matters. Turd sandwich or giant douche, that's the choice, once again.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:57, archived)
I suspect it always basically will be

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:07, archived)
President Alex Jones shaking hands with prime minister Russell Brand, forever

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 23:32, archived)
Or at least until one of them stabs the other in the back

(, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 2:24, archived)
3/7, two lucky guesses

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:07, archived)
2/7 Alarm filtering, in the context of IT network management, is the method by which an alarm system reports the origin of a system failure, rather than a list of systems failed.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:22, archived)
1/7 fuck yeah

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:00, archived)
GOLF SALE ====>

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:31, archived)
In the beginning there was Jack, and Jack had a groove
And from this groove came the grooves of all grooves
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box
Jack boldly declared: "Let there be Trouse" and Trouse music was born
I am you see, I am the creator and this is my house
And in my house there is only Trouse music
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:39, archived)
I liked this!

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:14, archived)
Glasscock

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:46, archived)
The world's gone mad, mongy.
What's next? Making fishing illegal? Bivvy-ban? Where will it end?
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:16, archived)
EVENING

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:24, archived)
Hi

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:36, archived)
afternoon

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:19, archived)
Good afternoon
I know you will all see this, even the ones who have me on ignore, because you can't help yourselves, I'm like a car accident.
Lol. Sorry for all the drama. I did not say that I like Donald Trump to cause drama but somehow I managed to kick a hornets nest.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 12:43, archived)
Ignore is a bit silly tbh
I put someone on it yonks ago and it just fucked convos up
It's only /chat it's not real
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:19, archived)
I know it's silly
You don't have to agree with what someone's saying.
I think it's a bit childish.
It's like sticking your fingers in your ears.
Anyway...I'm just quite surprised.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:34, archived)
morning

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:29, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:41, archived)
I think convicted criminal Donald Trump is great.
Nothing wrong with my critical faculties, obvs.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:44, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 9:06, archived)
Bigly

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:29, archived)
^running with the herd

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:23, archived)
#MAGA

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:29, archived)
^not well read about his policies and achievements

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:23, archived)
#grabthembythepussy

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:29, archived)
^his policies and achievements

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:24, archived)

1 criminal potus down, 5 to go.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:48, archived)
Exactly!

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 12:27, archived)
Shit is getting teal yo

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:58, archived)
Muthafuckin' real homie

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:01, archived)
Morning comrade

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:00, archived)
Not you.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:09, archived)
It's a rigged morning, a disgrace. The sun is conflicted and corrupt.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:17, archived)

Morning! Busy day today in my rural idyll.
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:43, archived)
Good morning esteemed colleagues
Let's rip it up eh?
(, Fri 31 May 2024, 7:38, archived)
Bollocks

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 7:56, archived)
I'm not a robot

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:19, archived)
And start again

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:20, archived)
Good morning Doc

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:23, archived)
If you want

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:27, archived)
Trump found guilty on all 34 counts lol
alt: fave German word, mine is currently schadenfreude
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:36, archived)
A convicted felon can't be president
That's the best news the entire world has heard for a long time
Alt. Schwartzvalder
As in kirschtort
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:45, archived)
black forest fascist?
ah you editor!
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:47, archived)
Black forest gateau
Is literally the only cake I will not pass up. I love baking cakes, but I don't usually eat them
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:54, archived)
Lots of people right here in the US believe that, but sadly it isn't true.
There's nothing in the constitution about it.
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:54, archived)
Fuck
You're right, that shit smear can still run
(, Thu 30 May 2024, 23:18, archived)
I'd love to see him literally run, or attempt to.

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 7:06, archived)
Lol

(, Thu 30 May 2024, 23:19, archived)
donald fart lol

(, Fri 31 May 2024, 1:32, archived)

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