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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 5:56,
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alrite
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:04,
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Hello
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:12,
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Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:35,
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Good evening.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:12,
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Hiya
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:11,
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...and welcome.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:12,
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Morning.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 9:42,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 9:42,
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What does the morning bring?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 9:56,
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Well that was nice
We went to see St Vincent at the Royal Albert Hall last night. One of the coolest bands I think Iβve seen, incredible performance. Not so sure about the material but great show.
Today I used the carpet cleaner to do the car seats, office chair and window blinds then had sangrias in the garden.
How was your weekend?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:31,
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i'm in bed with the shivers
the shed is coming along nicely tho
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:33,
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i'd like to pause for moment to remember this to you all:
Your problem here, m8, is that no matter how many accounts you have
I can reply to each of them, calling you a smelly Indian or whatever until you block me. Rinse and repeat. You'll run out of accounts before I run out of insults, I promise you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:41, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he call me a smelly Indian six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being I am the most racist man on B3ta/talk, the most racist forum in the world and would offend your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, smelly Indian?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:50, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:39,
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yes you ARE all old enough to be suffering with dementia
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:41,
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or from it. or whatever. oh fuck off.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:41,
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-f
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β¥β) (β―Νβ γ
β―Ν β), Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:04,
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ππ»
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 23:49,
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I wonder if that's what got me the brb 2.0?
Maybe he didn't get the reference.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 23:14,
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I'm on 2.0 too. it's a very exclusive club, maybe
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:44,
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Loving the sunshine.
I'm basically off my tits on vitamin D.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jun 2024, 21:33,
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I've painted the shed, sprayed the inside with rot and insect protector, dug a trench for the electrical cables and dug up a load of ugly concrete the elderly bloke who lived here before had put down all over the lawn.
Have slowly been removing all of the previously installed accessibility features. The prick spent a fortune on wet rooms, ramps and rails but didn't bother with any basic fucking maintenance which is why I'm spending all my time repainting and replacing rotten wood.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 21:35,
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Why would you spray a shed with both rot and something that protects insects?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:16,
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I may not have read the tin correctly. It made me feel pretty ill so hopefully it will have a similar effect on the woodworms
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 22:30,
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sick dude
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 8:09,
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teeheehee
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 4:30,
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That sounds awesome garold.
I had a good weekend too. I feel rested. Didn't do much.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:54,
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Rested is good
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:11,
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seance talk
Is there anybody there
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:24,
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I'm in the garden
THREE flowers on the beans
Fuck you slugs and snails
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:32,
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bees love beans
If i were female which i am i could say something totally unfunny about buzzing my bean but I'm not going to because i am a ladyperson
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:38,
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malady lol
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:11,
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hands off! *slap*
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:26,
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yfsfc
malΒ·aΒ·dy
/ΛmalΙdΔ/
noun LITERARY
a disease or ailment.
"an incurable malady"
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:29,
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Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
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mongychops, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 18:53,
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He would make outrageous claims
Like he invented the question mark
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 19:12,
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who opens the tin for them?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 15:54,
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group effort
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:32,
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+I
you
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jun 2024, 18:25,
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I'm not dead (yet)
But when I am, I will still find a way to post here. Ghostbou
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:39,
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you'll probably come back as spanishfly
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:40,
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Why him?
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 14:29,
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most accounts that come here are him these days
or you, obviously. but you can't come back as yourself that would be stupid.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 19:23,
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Shame
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β¥β) (β―Νβ γ
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Are you wishing me dead?
Poor you. I intend to live until I'm 70
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 7:55,
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15 years to go :(
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:35,
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No
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:39,
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it's a ouija board, not a nonnein board
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:45,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:49,
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ARSEHOLE
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:42,
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MONO'S BUMHOLE
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:50,
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HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 17:48,
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shit off spudwuncle features
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:03,
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Muddy spuds!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:54,
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Is it too early to say bollocks?
I have just had a pissed up text from my brother, he is off to France for the D Day anniversary with his former colleagues
Pissed at this time, you have to respect our military
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:40,
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It's always a good time to say bollocks
I'm off out of this box for a change.
Have a nice day Doc.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:43,
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You too :)
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:06,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:32,
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it's always too early to say bollocks.
All bollocks should be uttered just after the very last moment.
That way she doesn't need to finish herself off in the spare room at the bottom of a wardrobe with a shoe horn.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:00,
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Horn lol
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:06,
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Bollocks is from 7 till 10
Cunt is from 10 till 4, wanker is from 4 till 11 and from 11 till 7 is random swear words time
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:29,
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can i have an example of a random swear words please?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:38,
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Ponytailed snatchpipe
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43,
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wonderful
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43,
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Speaking, how many I help you
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:45,
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What cheese would you recommend to go with figs and walnuts?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:59,
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I've got some lovely knobcheese i made it myself
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:02,
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I don't want your babybellend, thanks
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:13,
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neither do I
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:23,
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Hanging pissflappery swing nipples
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:57,
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the hanging swing nipples of flappylon?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:30,
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Seeing as it's only twenty to cunt I think I'll wait til then
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broadsword, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:41,
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Wise move
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43,
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i need to sleep so badly
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:44,
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I wait with baited breath
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:58,
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lol twit
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:06,
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+mastur
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:32,
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vg
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:27,
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alright
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mongychops, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:06,
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alright
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:10,
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Sweet as mofs
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mongychops, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:45,
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Cam I get a bollocks?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 21:55,
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Bollocks!
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:01,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:31,
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Sing it with me: I bought a croissant/You bought your friend a balloon
Your friend a ball-oo-oon
dah dah dah dah
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it's sung to the tune of "bollocks"
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:04,
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Bollocks
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PORCY, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:08,
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camming?
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piss and shit, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:31,
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absolutely fumming
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:06,
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π³
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β¥β) (β―Νβ γ
β―Ν β), Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:46,
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give the man a bollocks eh
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:06,
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That's me till Tuesday
What are you lot up to?
Apart from internet's bollocks and alcohol abuse
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:13,
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I'm doing as little as possible
Cleaned up the house and now I'm sitting on the couch. Exciting.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21,
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Mostly chilling
And wondering why my ex sent me flowers that he knows I don't like instead of actually apologising for being a total bellend
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:38,
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Those are FU Flowers.
If he's your ex, why would he apologise?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:12,
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Turkish meal in Kentish Town, then Hieroglyphics show
Very excited, should be a good gig.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:10,
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What sort of moozick is it?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:26,
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Hip hop
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:41,
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Hey doc
Can you prescribe me something for the clap please?
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β¥β) (β―Νβ γ
β―Ν β), Sat 1 Jun 2024, 17:22,
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penicillin should do the trick
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 17:49,
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+ for carers
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:00,
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Off to see St Vincent
At the Royal Albert Hall
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:27,
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I have some dried mango slices ok, I would be happy to share but that isn't possible, maybe you have some dried mango slices of your own, I hope so
or other dried fruit, but not pears obviously
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:27,
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I don't like any dried fruit. I fing the whole concept odd. No need.
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mongychops, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:48,
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I like dried apricots
I don't like fresh apricots
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:53,
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I don't like either
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mongychops, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:28,
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Alright there mongy, this stuff is a bit like vaguely nutritious orange leather that gums up your teeth, not sure what's wrong with that
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:09,
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It’s fruit biltong
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:45,
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You sound like a typical money thief.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:59,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 6:35,
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Too early for this kind of language
Hi
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β¥β) (β―Νβ γ
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SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:00,
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^ money thief
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:04,
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Góðan dag
Garden planter poppies: 0
Crack in the concrete poppies:
15It's like Day of the Triffids here
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 7:37,
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Crack yes please xx
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:22,
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With opium for afters!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:43,
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no I couldn't possibly, oh go on then
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:04,
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Garden planter poppies
Turtle power!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:26,
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Poppies like adversity seemingly, try disturbing the soil in the planter next year, they may show up
π₯·π» you could buy a live grenade on the dark web and use that, maybe get some sandbags as well to contain the blast and the white hot shrapnel, after all it's a totally irresponsible thing to do and ideally you should probably aim to minimize loss of life and limb. Sorry to go on about that bit but it's important.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 16:21,
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Morning comrade
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:21,
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marmite
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:25,
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vegemite
Just because it's less syrupy
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:37,
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never tried it i'm a marmite fanboy
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:37,
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Marmite motorway?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:57,
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marmite missile
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:05,
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Vegemites sound like a race of Biblical perverts who went around sticking carrots up people's bottoms.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:46,
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From the twin cities of Vegem and Gomorrah
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:07,
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sup
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broadsword, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:29,
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morning
I've just had a traumatically big shit in Portugal
Didn't bring a wonky-eyed kid to lose though so I feel like I won't get the full experience
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piss and shit, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:56,
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I think you're supposed to abduct one
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:05,
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Topical.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 10:50,
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Nah, it's not that far south.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21,
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I'd like to erect a couple of statues of Jake Byrd and Steve Bray IYKWIM.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:37,
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I do not know what you mean
As I've never heard of either of them
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:30,
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Byrd is the guy you may have seen on the news last night holding a sign saying
FREE FATHER THERESA and weeping as the guilty verdict was read out.
Bray is the guy you hear on the news shouting STOP BREXIT and who was playing D-Ream over Rishi's election announcement.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:03,
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I haven't had TV channels for years
So I haven't seen the news
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:31,
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You can access the news on youtube and several other places right here on the interwebs.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:03,
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I haven't seen the news since 1992
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:14,
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They haven't been the same since Huey's hearing loss
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:32,
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James Hetfield made a pretty good replacement though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx4LpYbQ4
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:36,
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I can
But I don't because it's depressing
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:21,
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How do you inform yourself for elections?
You do vote, right?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:16,
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Of course I vote
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 8:43,
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Just votes what all the cool kids are voting right?
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PORCY, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:41,
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I fully accept that this is completely irrational,
but the STOP BREXIT guy made me incrementally more Eurosceptic every time he bellowed it over the news. Just because he's clearly a colossal prick, regardless that - or perhaps because - we're on the same side on that issue.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:31,
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I suspect it was the mad content and presentation of the news that made you more Eurosceptic
rather than the lone voice of reason booming over the top of it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:36,
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OK then.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:44,
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Do you think he actually persuaded anyone who didn't already agree with him, though?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 May 2024, 23:40,
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I think it's entirely possible.
He's out arguing with gammons every day, by the law of averages he must have got through to a few of them.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 0:20,
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I'm afraid I don't but hello.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:08,
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Hello Bou
How are you and your fellow losers of the culture war bearing up after last night's news?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:05,
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I find it strange that the American government under Barack Obama
Killed Iraqi and Yemeni children and nobody hates him. Children. Funny world we live in.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 9:28,
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Eh? Shitloads of people hate Obama.
Mainly for racist reasons but also for the drone killings. "The 542 drone strikes that Obama authorized killed an estimated 3,797 people, including 324 civilians" it says here.
Do you want to guess how many Trump authorized? It's harder to find out since he changed the rules on publishing civilian deaths (and lowered the threshold for killing people outside of combat zones), but it's widely accepted that Trump authorized significantly more drone killings than Obama.
If you're going to whatabout me, choose a better whatabout than drone strikes. Trump killed more children, trafficked more children, caged more children, and bragged about his friend Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:12,
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Please stop feeding the troll.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:21,
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Could you just shut up and let other people talk?
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PORCY, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:09,
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I have seen some trolling in my time. I don't get the feeling I'm being trolled, as such.
I think she's neuro-divergent. A little paranoid, psychotic and O.D.D... I think that her condition makes her more susceptible to PCT and punch-down politics, and I think her fucked up colonial culture normalised some fucked up biases that are ripe for fashy exploitation.
On that basis I'm willing to give her a little more leeway than the casual racists and self admitted trolls on my ignore list. I don't think she chooses to be a cunt.
Even if it's not okay with you, I'll keep going in the hope that my argumentative magic can turn her into a Canada-loving lentil-weaving commie woketard like me.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:33,
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I must be ill-informed.
Please direct me where I can read about these things as I can not find any of this when I search.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:05,
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I am not trying to troll. I am trying to learn something.
If I am wrong about Trump I will say so.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:19,
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Thanks for the links I am reading them...
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:42,
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So from what I can gather
Both Obama and Trump are psychopathic trigger happy bastards who don't mind killing civilians.
Trump knew Epstein and moved in the same circles, the flight logs show that he went to THAT ISLAND 7 times, I'm presuming he was party to everything that went on there then?
Is this a fair summary?
If that's true then I withdraw my support of Trump. I had no idea he was linked to Epstein. It looks like we have no hope of ever having anyone remotely decent of running a superpower on this rotten planet. What the hell man? Psychopaths. And don't get me started on what's happening to the Palestinians.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:03,
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IDK if he fucked any kids on Paedo Island but it wouldn't surprise me
because he's a self admitted sexual predator ("they let you do it when you're famous"), his ex-wife stated that she was raped by him (in court documents as part of her divorce over cruel and inhuman treatment), and a jury recently found him liable for raping and subsequently defaming E. Jean Carroll.
I'd put him in the same tier as Bill Clinton. He and Bill share a lot in common when it comes to raping and defaming women, and attending Epstein parties via the Lolita Express.
That said, Bill Clinton has never said that he'd like to date his own daughter.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 0:08,
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They all sicken me.
The whole sordid bunch.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:05,
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Trump's character is disgusting
but his politics are worse, imo. Remember he rose to political prominence via a racist campaign against Obama, and launched his campaign with racist attacks on Latinos and Muslims. He said women should be punished for having abortions, he said Hilary should be locked up for her 'crimes' and that if she were charged with a felony she should not run for president.
There's just too much bizarre and evil shit to list or describe, the way he deals with a scandal is to create several more scandals to distract from it, then several more to distract from the distractions, and so on and so on for ever and ever.
What do/did you see in him?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 16:12,
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Well the establishment is pretty rotten too, and I liked the way he stood up to them.
Obviously i did not inform myself. There are a few things he achieved while he was President although now I am looking at those things with a bit of a different lense.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 8:04,
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What did he achieve?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 15:54,
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and a statue of Tobias Lehigh Nagy
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$$ β
, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:45,
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I'm not really a Seinfeld fan
and Clint Howard is a Republican according to his wiki page.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:00,
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Do you have a favourite statue?
I quite like the ones with traffic cones on their heads
And Diana Dors in a sad corner of a Swindon retail park
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Fri 31 May 2024, 21:17,
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Can't say I do, Dick.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:17,
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Hi money thieve's, Queef here
How's it going lol
Up to owt this weekend? Going to see the excellent Hieroglyphics crew performn their first ever UK show 2moz, very excited
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:42,
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I might do a poo.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:43,
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I did one once, it was fucking gr8
10/10 would recommend
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:44,
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Hah you fell for my ruse.
It's well known that enjoying doing a poo means you like cocks up your bumhole! HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:56,
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oh MAN !!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:26,
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that's what he said! lololol
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:27,
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LMAO!!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:28,
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^ "Lick My Arsehole Out"
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:54,
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^ "Lubricate My Anal Orifice!"
π₯·π»
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:12,
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This small subthread turned out well.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:13,
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^ "Likes Mens' Anal Orgasms"
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:17,
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There was one time I couldn't
and it wasn't pleasant
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 31 May 2024, 23:37,
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This Watermelon Otai weed I have genuinely smells of watermelon
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:42,
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doesn't taste like it though
α(β―ββ―β₯β―ββ―)α it's strong
α(β―ββ―βΏβΏβ―ββ―)α
(β―βοΈ β―βΏβΏ οΈ‘β)π
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:45,
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I have some hash at home.
It smells and tastes primarily of hash.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 May 2024, 17:56,
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kind of hashy you mean? hash-like? a la hashish?
Here's a question: If you knew for sure it was hash but it smelled of orange, would orange be a hashy smell by definition?
Have I hit a nerve here? Does your hash smell of orange? Did you buy an orange instead of hash by mistake?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:58,
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Does you hash hang low, can you toss it to and throw, can you tie it in a ribbon, can you tie it in a bow. Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your hash hang low?
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mongychops, Fri 31 May 2024, 18:56,
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It's too orangey for bows
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:15,
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I have recently been introduced to the concept of curing hash
I didn't even know it was sick
Jesting aside wtf
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:21,
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I only smoke ganja now. Just grown herb. For jah
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mongychops, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:41,
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Finally ditched the clingy bf last night
So I'm spending the weekend getting shitfaced to celebrate πΎ
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:29,
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UR WELCUM
4 alerting you to dat gig
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:27,
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Your score: 3 / 7 Disorder! Catastrophe! Anarchy! In short, we have a ghastly mess!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69077923
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:57,
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1
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:07,
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2 lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:10,
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5/7
Better than normal
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:20,
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2/7 might hang myself in the woods
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:41,
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-myself +about
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:00,
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STAY ABOUT FROM MY WOODS
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:01,
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1
The Jodi Piccoult thing was pretty good. My book wasn't banned in an American state for the mass shooting scene, it's because I used the word 'erection' on page 113.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:42,
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The same country that elected Donald Trump, the GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:53,
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if only the Fake News media would report the Real Truth about his policies and achievements
Sad!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:04,
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b3ta.com/talk/8414379
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:07,
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If only I cared enough to ask how exactly he was a good president
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:17,
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The usual answer to this is 'he didn't start any new wars', which to be fair is a good thing. However, he came very fucking close by antagonising North Korea, which could have ended very badly.
Also, if that's the metric for whether a president is good or not then it's pretty much just him and Carter, and that's just too depressing to contemplate.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:33,
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I've got plenty of time for Carter personally. Excellent post-presidential record of helping others in practical ways.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:39,
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Trump exceeded Obama's eight-year civilian death toll from drone strikes in a little over his first year as president.
chicago.suntimes.com/news/2019/5/8/18619206/under-donald-trump-drone-strikes-far-exceed-obama-s-numbers
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 May 2024, 17:59,
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WINNING
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 18:01,
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Yep, it began, or ramped up significantly
under Obama, then just before he left office he put in place rules so you had to report drone death figures, which Trump promptly scrapped then nearly tripled drone strikes. So Trump killed more people using drones in current engagements but didn't start any new wars leading to more death.
I'm certainly not going to defend either Trump or Obama, or for that matter Biden as regards what America's been doing on the world stage, for me it's a bit of a choice between stepping in dog shit or cat shit. Looks the same, smells the same. We're ruled by psychopaths, just really hope that somehow RFK jr gets in as if it's either of the other 2 there'll be a civil war, no doubt in my mind.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:29,
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RFK jr is a completely uncritical believer in many divisive and demonstrably false ideas, it's not a great starting point imo
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:50,
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Well, he's got a few things I like going on (budget transparency, focus on health and the industries damaging it). Main thing is he's better than the alternatives, not that it matters. Turd sandwich or giant douche, that's the choice, once again.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:57,
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I suspect it always basically will be
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:07,
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President Alex Jones shaking hands with prime minister Russell Brand, forever
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 23:32,
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Or at least until one of them stabs the other in the back
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 2:24,
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3/7, two lucky guesses
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:07,
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2/7 Alarm filtering, in the context of IT network management, is the method by which an alarm system reports the origin of a system failure, rather than a list of systems failed.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 31 May 2024, 15:22,
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1/7 fuck yeah
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broadsword, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:00,
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GOLF SALE ====>
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:31,
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In the beginning there was Jack, and Jack had a groove
And from this groove came the grooves of all grooves
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box
Jack boldly declared: "Let there be Trouse" and Trouse music was born
I am you see, I am the creator and this is my house
And in my house there is only Trouse music
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:39,
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I liked this!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:14,
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Glasscock
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mongychops, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:46,
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The world's gone mad, mongy.
What's next? Making fishing illegal? Bivvy-ban? Where will it end?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:16,
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EVENING
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sticklebricks, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:24,
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Hi
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:36,
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afternoon
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:19,
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Good afternoon
I know you will all see this, even the ones who have me on ignore, because you can't help yourselves, I'm like a car accident.
Lol. Sorry for all the drama. I did not say that I like Donald Trump to cause drama but somehow I managed to kick a hornets nest.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 31 May 2024, 12:43,
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Ignore is a bit silly tbh
I put someone on it yonks ago and it just fucked convos up
It's only /chat it's not real
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:19,
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I know it's silly
You don't have to agree with what someone's saying.
I think it's a bit childish.
It's like sticking your fingers in your ears.
Anyway...I'm just quite surprised.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:34,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:29,
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Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:41,
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I think convicted criminal Donald Trump is great.
Nothing wrong with my critical faculties, obvs.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:44,
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You fucking stupid fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 May 2024, 9:06,
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Bigly
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:29,
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^running with the herd
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:23,
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#MAGA
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:29,
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^not well read about his policies and achievements
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:23,
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#grabthembythepussy
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:29,
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^his policies and achievements
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:24,
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1 criminal potus down, 5 to go.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:48,
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Exactly!
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PORCY, Fri 31 May 2024, 12:27,
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Shit is getting teal yo
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broadsword, Fri 31 May 2024, 10:58,
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Muthafuckin' real homie
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:01,
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Morning comrade
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:00,
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Not you.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:09,
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It's a rigged morning, a disgrace. The sun is conflicted and corrupt.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:17,
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Morning! Busy day today in my rural idyll.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 31 May 2024, 11:43,
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Good morning esteemed colleagues
Let's rip it up eh?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 31 May 2024, 7:38,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 May 2024, 7:56,
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I'm not a robot
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:19,
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And start again
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:20,
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Good morning Doc
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:23,
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If you want
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 8:27,
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Trump found guilty on all 34 counts lol
alt: fave German word, mine is currently schadenfreude
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:36,
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A convicted felon can't be president
That's the best news the entire world has heard for a long time
Alt. Schwartzvalder
As in kirschtort
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:45,
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black forest fascist?
ah you editor!
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piss and shit, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:47,
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Black forest gateau
Is literally the only cake I will not pass up. I love baking cakes, but I don't usually eat them
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:54,
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Lots of people right here in the US believe that, but sadly it isn't true.
There's nothing in the constitution about it.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 30 May 2024, 22:54,
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Fuck
You're right, that shit smear can still run
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 May 2024, 23:18,
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I'd love to see him literally run, or attempt to.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 May 2024, 7:06,
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Lol
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 30 May 2024, 23:19,
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donald fart lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 31 May 2024, 1:32,
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