Morning comrades10 hours sleep man I needed that
Can someone phone me up please?
Ta xxxx
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would you like an alarm call? and some toast?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 6:59,
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I could But I won't
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 7:00,
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No I sound all bunged up and snotty
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 7:12,
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considering you are a massive gay spazzbanger?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 21:54,
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Baldwin's in London has the best commercially available hing I've ever had by a long way, they also have uk-wide shippingIf it's something you use frequently this will make a noticeable difference to your food.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 23:09,
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Yeah Chilling in peace
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 20:51,
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nothing you can do to me sticks, i can make sugar out of bullshit(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 21:05,
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What about your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 22:52,
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i'm home. i'm a gnome. i'm in the booze zone.GET USED TO IT
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:13,
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i also hit myself on the knuckle with a 4lb hammer todayso i'm getting used to that
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:16,
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can someone ask brb to call me pls(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:22,
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no it's an emergency i've got a sore finger(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:27,
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That'll teach you for masturbating with sandpaper(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 17:09,
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No this was foreplay, he was fingering a sander(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 17:14,
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Outside the chip shop Thaddeus Wagstaff fractures my cheekbone;
3 empty cans of Castlemaine XXXX
Go rolling down my trouser leg
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:24,
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do i want to click any of those?be honest
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:42,
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don't outsource the answer to chatgrandprix either(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:43,
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it's all the same link, it's Richard Dawson on Youtube, The Vile Stuff, anecdotes about his alcohol abuseIt's also as trippy as fuck
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:49,
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attempting to penetrate a coconut husk(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 16:01,
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I haven't much liked anything else of his I've heard, I do love this thoughAwesome lyrics, insane guitar, manic delivery
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 16:10,
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you silly sausaged fucking sausage(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:46,
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you're a jerk, brb. a complete arsehole(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:36,
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I've had him on ignore for ages. The internet isn't healthy for some people. This is only a message board and we end up with nutters. Fuck social media for these loons.(
mongychops, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 19:29,
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I'm trying to mop the floor before work But the cat loves the smell of bleach and wants to roll around on the wet floor
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:33,
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maybe it's just suicidalgi's a bit of that unadulterated oblivion, miss
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:34,
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Description of London from Shakespearn timesimgur.com/2SNYID1
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:35,
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your biggest binoculars... GO!doesn't matter mine are bigger
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:39,
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sadly i prefer the smaller ones.what a stupid waste of money
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:40,
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but you can't take it with you and fuck leaving it to some other cunt(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:40,
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sounds perfect. i am not a hairy man.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:38,
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nearly forgot for a moment there(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:41,
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Train to Hereford.now spend a few hours with brother and his family then back homeBelting weekend museum and footy were brill
So train cans and an early night
How was your weekend?
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Good No mentals or men to worry about
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 12:44,
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m8 you can't stay here it's a fucking madhouse(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:03,
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can't stop laughing at this, you fucking idiot(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:03,
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not bad ta, made a great loaf of bread (not a euphemism), cooked a roast, went pubbit of cycling, couple of wees, couple of poos
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 14:48,
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Why don't you gaz him directly?Oh because you need a reply, which I have given you! You're
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I am so fucking tired that I saw a homeless man kipping in a sleeping bag outside Walthamstow Central station and I actually envied him(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 8:41,
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hopefully he'll still be there later so I can hop in for a quick napand when I say 'nap' I of course mean 'handjob'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 8:57,
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I'm just going to assume it was Brian Harvey, and nobody can tell me otherwise.(, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:06, archived)
fucks sakeI've had a painting selected for a gallery showing in New York which is fucking amazing and I'm really happy and excited. AND the exhibition is on during my annual leave so I thought it would be nice to go but it's So Fucking Expensive to go to New York :(
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like a thousand pounds per person to share a windowless room with no toiletand the reviews say it's filthy and you can hear the guy in the next room snore
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Sticklebricks, also known as Bristle Blocks, are a type of construction toy for young children. They consist of colorful plastic bricks with small, interlocking bristles on their surfaces, allowing them to easily stick together and be pulled apart. These toys encourage creativity and fine motor skill development as children can use them to build various shapes and structures. Sticklebricks are popular in early childhood education for their simplicity and versatility.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:49,
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You could try but I would march around your room shouting all night (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:06,
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wow that's pretty fucking cool m8, can't lie(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 10:17,
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thanks yeah, first exhibition so def a big deal for mewould love to get there
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taI reckon I might just squeeze it. Found a capsule hotel (bunk beds) and flights are cheaper booked seperate. Might be a nice week holiday for me and the kid. Still eye wateringly expensive mind
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to be honest I prefer milletsthe range is better and you're not paying for the label
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That's pretty cool!Have you considered just taking a sleeping bag and roughing it in Central Park for a couple of nights? It's the summer after all and I hear the cops in New York are famously relaxed about that sort of thing.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Jun 2024, 13:40,
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I went to the pharmacy this morning and I asked the male assistant "Do you have cotton wool balls?". "Yes I do" he replied. "They are on the shelf over there". I purchased some, thanked him and left.
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I know, this anecdote is *all* over pharmacy X [formerly known as Twitter].(, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:49, archived)
It wasn't a flounce, I just decided I was spending too much time here. I'd like to apologise to you for all the nasty things I said and for all th we fights. Goodbye :) Please ask brb to call me.
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Food isn’t strictly vegan if it’s got some egg in it(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:30,
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Yeah I suddenly thought of it when I was going down to Suckham(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 16:00,
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A scotch egg isn't exactly an egg, but it does have some egg in it(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 17:16,
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a proper scotch egg has a full egg in itnot those "picnic" ones that have chopped up egg in them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 17:28,
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A Manchester Egg uses black pudding instead of sasaugemeat.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 18:23,
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I'm very uncomfortable with this content, I suspect you got some kind of weird thrill out of typing it(, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:36, archived)
why don't you eat s'megg thenhave it with fish sticks
In fact they put some egg on fish sticks to make them easier to batter
So yeah
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:57,
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at least i haven't got some egg in my foodor fish sticks in my mouth
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 16:17,
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Plants "consume" dead animals all the time.So really, "vegans" can't eat anything at all without being hypocrites.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:39,
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according to the vegan societyveganism is a philosophy and a way of living which seeks to exclude - as far as is possible and practicable - all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals.
as far as is possible definitely gives them a bit of leeway.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:57,
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Possibly they're allowed to eat each other? (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 22:59,
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Also Uganda lost the cricket match exactly as mongy predicted, gutted(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 17:12,
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Been pub all day, this is all I have to offeryoutu.be/aKvq8V29dE0?si=5ikIMdxZ_TWgz-T7
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 17:18,
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It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left yellWithout a strong rhyme to WANKSMELL
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:51,
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That's because one of the symptoms is hearing loss.OOOOOOHHHH!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:15,
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Just had a hangover breakfastAny idea what to do in London till football starts this evening?
Apart from knife crime and doing cider and drugs in the park obviously
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It's Sunday and you're hungover So I suggest the natural history museum. Nice and quiet, indoors, toilets handy
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:32,
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Waiting in a cafe till London Mithraeum opens I have never heard of it before Sounds interesting
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That does sound interesting (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:16,
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it's excellent, good callMithraism was hugely popular with Roman army officers, you see shrines all over the empire. The similarities with Christianity are remarkable, but Mithraism was very much an exclusive invite only cult whereas Christianity was open to all which is why it spread so quickly. I knew my degree would be handy at some point, better late than never
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:19,
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We don’t mention her on Sundays. Or R****t F***p.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 14:32,
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He was a customer of mine for years in my old job (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:06,
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shuffle your feet in shops and give people static shocks(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:36,
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That's more of a Wednesday afternoon thing (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:46,
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Well, Tuesdays are far too damp, you see.Thursday is obviously taken, as we're not about to stop a whole day of poking strangers with cans of beans, are we?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:17,
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I like to put random stuff in their trollies to confuse them at the checkout(, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:59, archived)
i prefer wanking into open top buses(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:21,
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Michael Mortsley(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:24,
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One of the best things to do in Londonis to buy a ticket to basically anywhere else and leave.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:53,
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who is kicking balls around this time?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:22,
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Soccer AidEngland v rest of the world
Cash goes to UNICEF which is a good thing
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Even more reason to leave.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:36,
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None thankfully though I was shaky earlierThanks for asking xxxx
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Can't see America winning this game of cricket. Soz mofs (
mongychops, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 2:34,
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Apologies, its Uganda. I'm a bit not focused. Still can't see Uganda winning, soz mofs (
mongychops, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 2:57,
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"My country's cricket team is playing the West Indies.""Uganda win?"
"Can't see it happening, no."
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They're called digested biscuits, actually. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 23:02,
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Just watched that new star war.Episode 1 was seriously bad, but episode 2 was a little better. Can't say I noticed the woke DEI SJW elements that are getting the Russian bot cucktard MAGAstani snowflakes so upset.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 23:26,
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I've just eaten 100g of chocolate 🍫 and I feel sickTell me not to do that ever again.
G'on
I bought a new pair of running shoes so on Monday I'm going to start walking and then running. Thanks to Smashmonkey ( who broke my heart ) my boobs won't be knocking me out anymore.
Have you ever been knocked out? Who did it and why?
Alt: I'm also playing chess with people online. Can you play?
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i've been knocked out plentymostly did it myself due to motorbikes, but i've had a few leatherings as well
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:22,
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wankers, mostlyput a mate up for a couple of days, he started doing heroin then pulled a knife on me, juat when i thought it was all calmed down then he headbutts me and whilst i'm sparko stamps all over my leg. i come to, eject him from the house and then collapse. leg is proper fucked. might have a recovery photo somewhere. but yeah, wankers mostly.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:35,
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he might be deadhe only went back on the heroin to ease the comedowns off crack
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:51,
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That's why I never took anything except dope and shroomsAnd shrooms was only one time.
It's a hellish life. Now I'm hooked on prescription drugs so drugs got me in the end anyway
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:03,
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Oh my goshThat looks horrible!!!!!!!!
We're there any broken bones etc?
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This post may contain erotic or adult imagery *disappointed *
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:22,
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Ooh, my big old bruisy one, oozy one,Come and take a look at my hae-ma-toma!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 19:44,
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Well doing crack without some H for the comedown is frankly irresponsible. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 19:43,
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100g is nothing.I've been ko'd several times. Falling on my head while climbing in a door frame upside down aged 8 or 9, launching myself off a front braking bike down some concrete steps aged 10 or 11, running head first into a lower than expected concrete bridge aged 19. At least twice in fights I lost. Maybe one time in a car crash (there's a little bit of missing time, not sure if I was out or just in shock). I can't count the number of times I've been staggered and seen stars but not lost consciousness.
It probably explains everything.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:43,
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For some of them, yeah.Unfortunately the symptoms include shame and bravado. If I knew then what I know now I'd have marched myself straight to casualty rather than to the bar.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:56,
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I don't think I've ever been knocked out, Just been dizzy from a fall and nearly fainted. The most outlandish thing thats happened to me is that I went psychotic in a psych ward. Totally lost my mind. It was freakishly terrifying and liberating at the same time. I think your diagnosis of me was quite close. How did you know? Are you a psychiatrist?
(, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:04, archived)
If you're dizzy or see spots/stars after an impact, that's probably a concussion.I am a fully qualified armchair psychiatrist.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 18:42,
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I'd almost forgotten I got hit over the head with a bottle in Camden Lock on a stag doHaving glass picked out of your head is a lot less painful when you're pissed
Hangover + concussion was like death
Thanks for that memory
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 17:15,
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Are you playing boomtown this year?www.reddit.com/r/BoomtownFestival/comments/1cr8jip/week_3_updates/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_body&embed_host_url=https://thefestivals.uk/boomtown-lineup-2024/
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Morning all. Looking forward to some more heavy duty gardening/ shed renovation this morning.Then maybe will pop to Sainsbury's and pick up some shopping and today's copy of The Times with my letter they published.
What are your plans for today?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:03,
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Two eyes Steve is having a party, bring your vodka and your Charlie, his 50th (
mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:12,
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I'm in London tomoz for Soccer AidWhere is near Stamford Bridge what isn't a violent shithole to have a beer?
Say hi to Two Eyes Steve btw
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Stamford bridge is posh, expensive round there. Most fans drink else where first then go (
mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:25,
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I'll find a Spoons thenDown with my brother I'm looking forward to it
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Spoons in London ain't cheap, still over a fiver a pint (
mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:52,
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where's the most expensive pint you've had recently?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:59,
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I found Whitechapel surprisingly reasonable price wise. Even if it is a poncy students now (
mongychops, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 12:42,
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Wow really?Thought they were the same everywhere
Fuck it bed and breakfast cans then
Can we drink on the Tube?
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Happy birthday to him.Hope he gets lots of drugs
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 11:33,
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I had planned on getting pissed in my mate's hot tubbut she called me about an hour ago to tell me that plans had changed, and we were now going to be sat in some fucking field behind a grotty pub, listening to live reggae music with her family, who I can't stand. So, I'll be getting pissed at home instead.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 13:15,
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Today is the day I fuck your sunshineb3ta.com/talk/8415024
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 13:54,
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Not really into Saino's anymore, think they have gone downhill(
$$ ✅, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 15:16,
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don't want you hanging out my mono bumhole(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:27,
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morningdoes anyone know how to get a reasonably passable uk fake ID?
I may be going to New York next month and my kid is 17, and I think it'd make the trip a lot easier if I didn't have to worry about getting them into venues or bars or whatever
(, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 7:05, archived)
Morning No idea where you might find a false I.D, sorry
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 8:25,
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www.amazon.co.uk/Tomaibaby-Disguise-Eyebrows-Mustache-Halloween/dp/B08CXTRCKK/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=
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It's a fix, nobody can score me on fucking a horse until I've fucked it(, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 19:30, archived)
if you dont forward this to ten people i will fly into your arteries and make a mess of ur receptors(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jun 2024, 0:36,
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Your score: 2 / 7 "Lamidanda Airport (IATA: LDN, ICAO: VNLD) is a domestic airport located in Lamidanda,[1] Rawabesi, serving Khotang District, a district in Koshi Province in Nepal."www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69097605
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 16:50,
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Your score: 4 / 7 "The Universe raged about him in its death throes. 'I think I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered."(, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 16:56, archived)
Bollocks to your Friday afternoon yeah?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 16:18,
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too bollocksy for crowsit's just for me and my bollocks
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 16:56,
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I fuck your sunshine ok, I fuck it☀️🍆☜ (❛̃ 👅❛̃)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 16:45,
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Big Hot Dick EnergyDick Energy's catchphrase, "ooh you are awful, I fuck your sunshine"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 16:59,
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when i was an alienculture's one opinion
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 17:04,
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we covered that as a last track at a gigsomeone came up and told me the last track was brilliant.
i couldn't face telling them the truth. sorry kurt.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 17:05,
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i have no clue what you're on (about) I was just referencing an old Megadrive game, because jam"Earl possesses a stout build, with a solid and robust physique, and is orange.", says Wiki, presumably after someone had a problem with "Earl is fat"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 18:49,
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Don't you fuck my sunshine!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 21:00,
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