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It is now officially no longer morning here in GMT land
As such the previous thread is redundant and under union rules we have to move into this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)
I heard you love a bit of finnochio

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
shark puppet?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
I read this as shark pepper, now I want shark pepper

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:36, archived)
can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)
alright

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
not too bad ta
u
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)
aye alright
working till 3 though
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)
I'm either working or 'on call' managing dickheads remotely pretty much 7 days a week these days
I don't really mind tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)
-n +ss -head

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)
just realised I'm at AC/DC next Sunday
get in
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)
Lucky fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:15, archived)
I saw them at Wembley on the Ballbreaker tour
I am partially deaf in one ear because of it #NoRegerts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)
I've seen them once before also at Wembley, cracking show

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:29, archived)
i don't think i saw them at Wembley arena

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:13, archived)
in honour of pride month i am now one of these gays we've all been hearing about
As a gay i will now secretly hate all gays as i am uncomfortable with my sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:12, archived)
sounds about right

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:15, archived)
i knew a(nother) gay once, he was funny
He called women's naughty bits 'ladygardens'
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)
Lady Garden married in 1965 Timothy Garden.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:17, archived)
I've just realized it must have been pre-syntax

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:45, archived)
Congratulations on being one of our top readers globally – you've read 491 articles in the last year

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:34, archived)
more than one a day

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)
I made The Guardian my home page at one point just to get my numbers up, at one stage they were claiming I'd read over 5000 articles, still no prize :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)
the prize is knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)
I did not receive it :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)
Shark pepper ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)
guppy salt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)
I thought I made myself clear, this is completely unacceptable

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)
Morning troops
Off allotmenting today, want any veg?
Lol, vag
Then a few beers and home for early dinner watching England getting chucked from the contest
You?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:03, archived)
might toe rape a terrapin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:08, archived)
I have seen a documentary on that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:18, archived)
never heard it called that before

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:19, archived)
No.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:30, archived)
oh go on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)
Have a swede xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:20, archived)
You ARE a veg

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:19, archived)
Spring onions
And maybe a savoy cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:02, archived)
yes please, got any fennel? I want to make a fennel slaw to accompany my bbq chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:15, archived)

I want to make a fennel slaw to accompany my bbq chicken sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:34, archived)
naughty naughty very naughty

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:36, archived)
We've got 2 brick wall "gardens" at either side of the car park
A couple who live in the first house on the street has been looking after one of them for years. They're about 3 feet high, which is good because no kneeling. The couple have grown herbs and small veg there the last few years. This year, they've grown fennel, chives, wild garlic and mint. Anyone is free to take some, but hardly anyone does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:14, archived)
I've only ever had wild garlic in restaurants, I'd love to be able to get hold of it in season

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:48, archived)
I often take some chives
And chive flowers look lovely in a salad. They've only got about 4 fennel plants, as the gardens are like round turrets and only about 6 feet in diameter, so I'm hesitant to take one until I see one of the neighbours and ask if it's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:52, archived)
In Italian, their word for fennell is also a pejorative term for effeminate gay men

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:36, archived)
Finnochio

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)
when they tell a lie, their knobs grow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:49, archived)
oooh boys cheeky beers
touch my tum,such is life
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:43, archived)
Wearing a pride high vis at the factory?
Brilliant, the people who were homophobic in the meeting shut up. Not a comment said to me.
You know what poofs I felt a slight bit of the persecution you all feel.
One fella said , what lose a bet? Another wouldn't say hello even .
Wearing it I felt slightly uneasy as a straight white male. Apprehensive of persecution.
When's black pride? I'll al Johnson up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:36, archived)
BIT GAY M8

(Great Forum Banter, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:54, archived)
They were actually disgusted at Mongy's cultural appropriation.
What a bigot. Bit like those celebs that visit a poor place for a photo op, and act like they "helped". Disgraceful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)
thank you for your allyship

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 19:15, archived)
Hiyaaaaaahhhhh(viz)

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)

Vg.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 23:00, archived)
Ooh, suits you sir!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:12, archived)
Lo-viz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)
guy jizz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:40, archived)
Camp jizzmundo?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:43, archived)
Count Jizzmark

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:54, archived)
Just seen that video of the police chasing a dog around trying to shoot it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced3wjvzx2lo

I thoroughly approve
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:06, archived)
they looked extremely competent

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:01, archived)
It's festive and colourful
If anyone has a problem with it, tell them they're projecting and ask if they're ok
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:22, archived)

Guyrim.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 23:01, archived)
Guyrim

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:30, archived)
Yeah, I wore a pride lanyard all month
Just getting that undercurrent of double-takes and a few concealed sneers - it was a bit disturbing. Rest of the year, I can put it away, and fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:21, archived)
hi wankstain's, Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones here with a cool Saturday afternoon thread fo' yo' a$$e$
haha, not really, it's actually me (Queef Richard's)!

made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:40, archived)

hey! where has my underwear gone?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:43, archived)
it's lost m8, nothing I can do about it soz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:49, archived)
Invisible under several years worth of dried, hardened, encrusted poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:27, archived)
-poo
+jizz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:25, archived)
This is unfortunate, I'm sat outside a pub and my pants have disappeared
Not sure what to do now. Might have another pint and think about it
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:47, archived)
as long as you were wearing something over your pants you should be ok
if you were down the pub in just your pants you already have bigger problems, old boy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:51, archived)
are you kink shaming?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
no m8, I'm Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:51, archived)
True but they weren't just any pants, they were new m&S pants, wanted to show them off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
-sh +bl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)
i'll have a look for them
any distinguishing marks?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:52, archived)
Yeah probably

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)
dirty boy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:55, archived)

+gus
guishing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:29, archived)
idgi look are you queef or not just be honest ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:48, archived)
I'm Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:52, archived)
OR AM I

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
You chameleonic rascal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)
are you saying you are... GG Top?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)
I've got legs, right to my faaanny

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:50, archived)

Top + Allin
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)
great
I fucking knew I shouldn't have worn a crop top today, now my tits are everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:03, archived)
samesies

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)
*looks*
*loses*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:13, archived)
*stares*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)
tap tap tap

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:22, archived)
Hi Gaz is it true you named your kids Tycho and Indi?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:18, archived)
hi $$, Gaz here
yes m8, I totes fucking did. And you know what? I'd do it again in a heartbeat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:24, archived)
LCD were great at Glastonbury

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:05, archived)
yeah those screens are massive now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
Losing My Edge BANGED HARD

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)
Morning
Bollocks or bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:08, archived)
helmit

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:22, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)
cloaca

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:43, archived)
i never even met her

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:43, archived)
hard to decide

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:22, archived)
phone says Bollocks
pc says bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:23, archived)
so it's chosen for me i spose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)
I would have to say morning, sorry I mean bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:35, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:44, archived)
Morning Mr H
I am free till Tuesday morning
Any suggestions as to what wacky shenanigans I can indulge in?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)
Take a shitload of mushrooms and start a cult

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:20, archived)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:24, archived)
I don't go near that stuff now I did way too many when younger
I got some a few years back and introduced Mrs President to them she turned a bit bonkers for trips
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:49, archived)
But did she start a cult?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 13:32, archived)
Not that I am aware of
Never can tell eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 13:41, archived)
well
if you find a load of dead people on your lawn with plastic cups scattered everywhere, I think it's safe to say that there was a cult
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:34, archived)

might have just been using cult brand lawn fertiliser
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)
bOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:58, archived)
Bollocs

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 13:44, archived)
Morning
Tiswas or Swapshop?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:28, archived)
never got tiswas on htv
so it had to be edmonds and cheggars
did get to see matt bianco get called wankers though, so swings and roundabouts
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:42, archived)
just playing chronomovie from the newsletter and confused about the scoring
I got 1000 points for a correct answer and 1960 points for being 3 years out on another
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 10:34, archived)
Number 73

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:43, archived)
fucking hated that
toksvig was creepily enthusiastic and buchanon is a wanker
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:45, archived)
My brother liked it
And as he is a psycho and my parents wanted a quiet life, that's what we watched.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:57, archived)
toksvig is creepy
also, toksvig, it's a creepy name, every year on Toksvig Eve we flay a maiden alive and fuck her quivering bones, that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 14:53, archived)
I appeared on its follow up The Ghost Train with Sandi Togsvig
I'm not very tall, but she was tiny. Even 14 year old me towered over her. They had to build a specially raised walkway at the back of the set for herisappear below the height so she didn't d of us kids.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:24, archived)
"she didn't d of us kids" omg garold you poor soul what did the Togsvig do to you :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:44, archived)
Swapshop, too posh to itv

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:52, archived)
I think we can trace all your issues back to this

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:24, archived)
Live & Kicking

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 9:28, archived)
the banana bunch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:25, archived)
you mean the banana splits right?
YFSFC
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:41, archived)
I loved Tiswas

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:34, archived)
I seem to remember watching both at times

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)
Even then Noel gave me the heebie jeebies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)
Neither.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)
You think it makes you special but it's WEIRD and SHAMEFUL

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)
anus, anus, anus, anus, bum, ba-bum, bum, ba-bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:59, archived)
Stop
Push it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)
Turtle Power?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)
Salt-N-Tidyup

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:13, archived)
Creepy fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)
You've got a hit on your hands

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:12, archived)
- a
+ some s
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:32, archived)
salt n plopper

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:22, archived)
Those are crap lyrics
that are the product of a lonely paranoid delusional drug addled mind.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:16, archived)
heyyyy CLOACA
alright
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)
can I use this in the song, I really like it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)
heyyyy CLOACA! neuroSPICY!
couldn't wait soz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:52, archived)
HEYYYY CLOACA SHITPIPE ACTION!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:11, archived)
Do you suppose anyone's ever made a porn film called 'Smack 'er in the cloaca'?
I mean it's just one of those things that suggests itself really isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:53, archived)
Coldplay encore @ middle class middle age coffee table Socialist festival this weekend
@ mine all welcome
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:12, archived)
I think I still have that é~C.óLí shit.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)
neuroSPICY! neuroSPICY! heyyyy CLOACA! neuroSPICY!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:50, archived)
Fuck off weebl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:03, archived)
morning

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:36, archived)
more ning!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:56, archived)
down with that sort of thing

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:01, archived)
-th +n

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:15, archived)
for the win?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:16, archived)
down with network address translation

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:18, archived)
as one does

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:23, archived)
anyway. what's happening in stickle land?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:25, archived)
fuck of then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:35, archived)
bit harsh

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:56, archived)
Not nearly harsh enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:23, archived)
you would say that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:25, archived)
Disturbed's less famous follow-up song

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:01, archived)
morning
it's been a long week

/vagueb3taing, "U OK huns" gratefully received
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:47, archived)
my week started on wednesday
but it's going to last until tuesday :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:57, archived)
Morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:59, archived)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:03, archived)
How is the Covid going?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:06, archived)
The covid is having a great time
I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 10:58, archived)
We'll have to start clapping for the NHS again
I'm not having another vaccine they are pretty harmful and ineffective
I wear a mask at work that's it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:05, archived)
Adding anti Vax to the list

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)
What list is that then?

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:12, archived)
Santa’s naught/nice one

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:24, archived)
Let's face it, it's not exactly a shock revelation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:17, archived)
Not at all
Merely that people who have had every vax going are still succumbing
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:48, archived)
You are aware that this happens with all vaccines, right?
It doesn't follow that they're ineffective. If they reduce severity of disease and transmission, fewer people will get ill and die, even if "people who have had every vax going are still succumbing". Not least because by how they're prioritised, the people who've had all the [Covid] vaccines are at the highest risk; and many of them are immunocompromised, which reduces the efficacy of vaccines anyway.

As for "pretty harmful", what's your source for this assertion? You are an actual real doctor, of course, so I'm sure it's not a YouTube video.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:56, archived)
remember that guy who used to post on here?
who was convicted of pretending to be a doctor and fucking up aome guys hand

he used to gaz lady boarders to try and coerce them into stuff

'ex special forces 'mentalist

apropos of nothing, just came to mind
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:07, archived)
What this actually happened, what was their username?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:43, archived)
sticklebricks

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416915
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:38, archived)
Edmeds
Craig Colclough
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6304990/Serial-fantasist-army-doctor-jailed.html
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:30, archived)
Woo yeah paywall!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 28 Jun 2024, 22:23, archived)
figured you'd be a torygraph subscriber

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:48, archived)
yeah

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:25, archived)
Morning
Rather cold and windy here this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:22, archived)
glorious here
sorry to gloat
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:26, archived)
I'm sewing a piece onto my latest blanket in about 5 minutes
So that will warm me up nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:03, archived)
ace

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:11, archived)
What is that a euphemism for?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)
It isn't
I make blankets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:27, archived)
I no

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:58, archived)
morning fuck yeah friday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:40, archived)
poets day

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:12, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 28 Jun 2024, 10:31, archived)
wevs

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 10:40, archived)
Willy wevs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)
12/15
can you tell the election from the thick of it
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)
13/15

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:09, archived)
14/15

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:29, archived)
Same as Dozer
Ewwwwww I feel dirty
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:33, archived)

youtu.be/v9Px8z-GbsQ?si=3KrHTUj1Khfyx0Yd
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)
I've made up a new song, the words are "anus, anus, anus, anus, bum, ba-bum, bum, ba-bum"
Word of the day: neurospicy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:36, archived)
Do we still say 'ning?

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:16, archived)
not really m8
it's more 'bollocks' these days
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:35, archived)
oh
1am, you aren't going to even read this
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:36, archived)
who do we think it is, folks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:16, archived)
somebody who broke into someone's house and shat in their sink
ie, a cunt
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:17, archived)
well don't look at me
i'm toilet trained
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:23, archived)
is that a sex thing?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:33, archived)
Fuck me it's good to be back
Finally remembered me cunting password
(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
oh good.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:21, archived)
Cue everyone telling you on cue to go fuck cuerself

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:53, archived)
i'm forming a cue rite now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:58, archived)
Cue do you think cue are?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:00, archived)
Cue would say that

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:01, archived)
some cuent i expect

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:06, archived)
Cue'd be right

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:09, archived)
i'm not cueing this anymore

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:12, archived)
cue sara sara

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:12, archived)
cuepe diem

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:17, archived)
Cue what mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:29, archived)
Cue fucking stupid fucking cuent

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:00, archived)
watch it u cuents

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:15, archived)
fuck off brBou

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:04, archived)
I was chatting and snotters said shall I put a limit on brute forcing passwords. I foolishly said nah, think that's over. We await new old accounts with baited breath

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:54, archived)
Why is it good to be back?
1000 word limit, you can use bullet points and flow charts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:38, archived)
I guess never posting again would be within the 1000 word limit,
and we all know that's what's going to happen. Congratulations, you got 100%.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:46, archived)
cos I spent too much time on reddit, I missed this wonderful place

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:15, archived)
*fucks you*

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:05, archived)
*fucks us*

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:15, archived)
Tfil
Thank fuck it's lunch this morning has been a drag
Think I'll treat myself to a KFC
What you having?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)
๐ŸŽต Listen to this, it's too good to miss, da da da-da da da ๐ŸŽต
*farts*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:40, archived)
Thank you for your useful comment
And for dropping an eggy one off
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:06, archived)
plezh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:17, archived)
I'll name that tune in one!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)
Go on then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)
You know, if Isla St Clair married Barry White
She'd probably keep her name as it is, as many professional women forego changing their names when they marry, so they can continue using the name with which they've spent years building a reputation
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:58, archived)
Also, Barry White has been dead for years
So for them to marry would be considered strange by most measurements
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:59, archived)
What are you blithering on about?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:08, archived)
Excuse me sir
I do not blither. I may ramble. I may even prattle. But I NEVER blither.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:19, archived)
Some woman got wed to the Berlin Wall
Maybe the church should look into this marrying dead people idea. A funeredding
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:51, archived)
Mortrimony

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:20, archived)
If Bea Arthur out of The Golden Girls married Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds
she'd post here
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)
oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)
See also:
Beyonce Knowles marrying Roy Castle
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)
your accent is fucking weird
are you lloyd grossman?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)
Yes.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:35, archived)
Or Jack Black marrying Jeremy Hunt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)
Treat?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:27, archived)
Crunch, grease and salt
3 of your 5 a day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:53, archived)
Cottage pie

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:31, archived)
Can't beat the traditional ones

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:55, archived)
I had it because there's no cheese in it
A lot of the food I have right now has cheese in it, which is fucking stupid, as I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I love cheese.I am trying to limit how much I eat and, since I failed spectacularly yesterday(every meal contained cheese), I'm keen to avoid it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:05, archived)
Cheese is very addictive
www.smithersofstamford.com/gifts/have-you-tried-cheese-tea-towel.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:52, archived)
If you love cheese, then you're going to LOVE cheese tea!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:05, archived)
lactase
it sometimes helps
looks like Boots sells caps, this is not in reference to footwear or headwear ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)
I'll definitely have to look into that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)
it's just Scottish lactose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)
There's an easy solution to this, you can buy plant based 'cheese' called 'sheese'.
It's so horrible it puts you off wanting to eat cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)
Curlywurly and a bag of scampi fries (reduced for quick sale)

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:53, archived)
Dammit
Now I want a curly wurly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)
Get us a Snickers when you're there?
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:51, archived)
They didn't have any

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:12, archived)
Alright, I didn't go
I remembered that I had chocolate in my snack cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:33, archived)
Snack cupboard !? Living the dream!

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:58, archived)
snack cueboard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:08, archived)
I often have a snack rather than a meal
Beef jerky, peanuts, haribo, frazzles, popcorn, chocolate, lollipops, crisps and bombay mix are all in the snack cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 21:02, archived)
frazzles!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:09, archived)
It large.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:16, archived)
big fat cock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:26, archived)
+s

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)
DEEZ NUTS

(Great Forum Banter, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:55, archived)
Morning
Iโ€™m off to the hospital to see how mended I am. X-ray time!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:24, archived)
Bum fractures take ages to heal hth

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:50, archived)
LOL bum

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:12, archived)
Ah. Maybe not
Just tested positive for the rona
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:59, archived)
bit passé mate
'rona is so over
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:18, archived)
I’m surfing the new wave of illness

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 9:08, archived)
radical

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:32, archived)
strikey willies

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)
Strikey-G bended

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:42, archived)
Standard

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 9:08, archived)

x-r g
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:48, archived)
Hiyaaa

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 9:07, archived)
Got my pride high vis on. The ladies seem to love it, lads very quiet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:00, archived)
They're probably scared you might suddenly bum them.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:42, archived)

scared secretly hoping
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:43, archived)
Try singing "Car Wash"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:10, archived)
I'm sure you look fabulous

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)
If it's still broken just ask them to turn the x-ray radiation up a bit to weld the broken ends back together.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:57, archived)
Sweet dreams, everyone.
www.bbc.com/news/articles/cedd3208veyo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)
Shit that is creepy
The scientists will prob be on beeta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)
Pls call me moggy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)
The prototype may appear more Haribo than human-like
is a phrase I can't get enough of.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:03, archived)
I don't know why the second picture is a close-up of Mark Zuckerberg's face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:19, archived)
Venue?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 0:17, archived)
whose skin is it, it might make all the difference

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 0:36, archived)
Cool, would be great if they could get the self-healing robot skin ready in time for the AI singularity / Skynet

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)
WANKERS

(Great Forum Banter, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:39, archived)
movie wankers?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:04, archived)
The best sort

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:50, archived)
piss of

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:07, archived)
the d'urbervilles. Tricky sequel.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)
He should have quit after Maxinquaye, was never going to better it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 22:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416790
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:13, archived)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:34, archived)
haha like in that movie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:38, archived)
do they say it in a movie?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:04, archived)
Yeah that one with nic cage & john travolta where they swap winkies

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:25, archived)
oh yeah i liked that one

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:30, archived)
nic cage: I'd like to take your face off. john travolta: you mean my winky?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 23:10, archived)
What, again?
If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:52, archived)
Alright

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)
Bark Psychosis on the speakers here

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)
you can get tablets for it these days

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:10, archived)
On reflection
putting my office in a sun room was a fucking stupid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:03, archived)

putting my office in a sun room was a fucking stupid idea. .aedi diputs gnikcuf a saw moor nus a ni eciffo ym gnittup
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:31, archived)
afternoon

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:46, archived)
yup

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 14:36, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:02, archived)
Well said

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:32, archived)
ChatGPT just gets better and better! There's a new memory setting which means I don't have to remind it to call me Johnny Nomates every time, it just remembers!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 16:54, archived)
no it's just fluke you got the same lad from sierra leone doing the inputs

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:22, archived)
I KNEW IT
Johnny Nomates is getting upset :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:37, archived)
SPANG!!!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:34, archived)
If president pretend-doctor had any wit,
he'd call himself /ChatGP. Or not, I don't actually care.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:41, archived)
Morning comrades
Assange eh? The little scamp
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 7:07, archived)
He's a little tinker and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 7:52, archived)
He has a sideline in tarmacing and repairing pots and pans

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 8:13, archived)
i am a heron

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 11:38, archived)
What are you typing with?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 12:31, archived)
His beak silly

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:00, archived)
Keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:57, archived)
look never mind that i will fly into your kitchen tonight ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:57, archived)
for the county
and I walk the main her
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 12:31, archived)
You're a loony
@montypython
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:00, archived)
Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:43, archived)
I saw Meaty Oligarch at the Dublin Castle
they were shite
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 14:37, archived)
so jealous right now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 17:21, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 7:58, archived)
Alright bpd

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 8:13, archived)
Never heard of her.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 8:14, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:43, archived)
Is England going to win then?
Who's having a bet, eh? eh?
(Planearm, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)
Is this about the election date betting?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:03, archived)
They better
I've got a lot riding on this
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:26, archived)
hahaha! HONK HONK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:04, archived)
Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:11, archived)
I already won £1m on it being a June Euros

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:31, archived)
Good call!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:52, archived)
the Sarpong Childs wedding?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416525
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:01, archived)
+ I understand this reference

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:02, archived)
They've had better possession
But it's only 22 men at the end of the night
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:51, archived)
I fucking doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:57, archived)
No I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:57, archived)
Yeah they won their group

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 3:21, archived)
alright
back to work tomorrow after a 5 day weekend
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)
you would say that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:51, archived)
-k

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:00, archived)
restraining order?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:46, archived)
no thanks
I already got one
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:51, archived)
I have several
You lightweight
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:59, archived)
I wouldn't be surprised
you creepy fucker
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:07, archived)
:((

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:38, archived)
Look out!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:53, archived)
*moonwalks*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)
Restraining ordure?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:52, archived)
Anal Retentive Calliope Music

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:14, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:53, archived)
cheers

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:41, archived)
wanky wanky wanky, winky wanky woo, stick a fucking pickle, right up where you poo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:11, archived)
you might say that
I couldn't pissibly comment

yes, pissibly
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)
your poor coworkers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:19, archived)
don't have any m8

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)
in b4 +s

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)
hairy people are happy people

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:57, archived)
hairy happy people holding glans

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:37, archived)
I started going bald in my 20s and am quite happy tham you very much

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:52, archived)
your entire online existence suggests the contrary

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 23:19, archived)
the happy bit, I believe the bald bit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 23:21, archived)
Shifty Shellshockhimagain

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:55, archived)

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