It is now officially no longer morning here in GMT land
As such the previous thread is redundant and under union rules we have to move into this one.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)

I heard you love a bit of finnochio

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

shark puppet?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

I read this as shark pepper, now I want shark pepper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:36, archived)

can confirm

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)

alright

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

not too bad ta
u
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)

aye alright
working till 3 though
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

I'm either working or 'on call' managing dickheads remotely pretty much 7 days a week these days
I don't really mind tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)

-n +ss -head

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)

just realised I'm at AC/DC next Sunday
get in
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)

Lucky fucker

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:15, archived)

I saw them at Wembley on the Ballbreaker tour
I am partially deaf in one ear because of it #NoRegerts
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)

I've seen them once before also at Wembley, cracking show

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:29, archived)

i don't think i saw them at Wembley arena

( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:13, archived)

in honour of pride month i am now one of these gays we've all been hearing about
As a gay i will now secretly hate all gays as i am uncomfortable with my sexuality
( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:12, archived)

sounds about right

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:15, archived)

i knew a(nother) gay once, he was funny
He called women's naughty bits 'ladygardens'
( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)

Lady Garden married in 1965 Timothy Garden.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:17, archived)

I've just realized it must have been pre-syntax

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:45, archived)

Congratulations on being one of our top readers globally – you've read 491 articles in the last year

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:34, archived)

more than one a day

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

I made The Guardian my home page at one point just to get my numbers up, at one stage they were claiming I'd read over 5000 articles, still no prize :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)

the prize is knowledge

( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

I did not receive it :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)

Shark pepper ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

guppy salt

( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

I thought I made myself clear, this is completely unacceptable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)

Morning troops
Off allotmenting today, want any veg?
Lol, vag
Then a few beers and home for early dinner watching England getting chucked from the contest
You?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:03, archived)

might toe rape a terrapin

( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:08, archived)

I have seen a documentary on that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:18, archived)

never heard it called that before

( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:19, archived)

No.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:30, archived)

oh go on

( MiseryCunt, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)

Have a swede xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:20, archived)

You ARE a veg

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:19, archived)

Spring onions
And maybe a savoy cabbage
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:02, archived)

yes please, got any fennel? I want to make a fennel slaw to accompany my bbq chicken

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:15, archived)

I want to make a fennel slaw to accompany my bbq chicken sorted
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:34, archived)

naughty naughty very naughty

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:36, archived)

We've got 2 brick wall "gardens" at either side of the car park
A couple who live in the first house on the street has been looking after one of them for years. They're about 3 feet high, which is good because no kneeling. The couple have grown herbs and small veg there the last few years. This year, they've grown fennel, chives, wild garlic and mint. Anyone is free to take some, but hardly anyone does
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:14, archived)

I've only ever had wild garlic in restaurants, I'd love to be able to get hold of it in season

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:48, archived)

I often take some chives
And chive flowers look lovely in a salad. They've only got about 4 fennel plants, as the gardens are like round turrets and only about 6 feet in diameter, so I'm hesitant to take one until I see one of the neighbours and ask if it's OK
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:52, archived)

In Italian, their word for fennell is also a pejorative term for effeminate gay men

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:36, archived)

Finnochio

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)

when they tell a lie, their knobs grow

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:49, archived)

oooh boys cheeky beers
touch my tum,such is life
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:43, archived)

Wearing a pride high vis at the factory?
Brilliant, the people who were homophobic in the meeting shut up. Not a comment said to me.
You know what poofs I felt a slight bit of the persecution you all feel.
One fella said , what lose a bet? Another wouldn't say hello even .
Wearing it I felt slightly uneasy as a straight white male. Apprehensive of persecution.
When's black pride? I'll al Johnson up
( mongychops, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:36, archived)

BIT GAY M8

(sticklebricks, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)

^

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:54, archived)

They were actually disgusted at Mongy's cultural appropriation.
What a bigot. Bit like those celebs that visit a poor place for a photo op, and act like they "helped". Disgraceful.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)

thank you for your allyship

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 19:15, archived)

Hiyaaaaaahhhhh(viz)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)

Vg.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 23:00, archived)

Ooh, suits you sir!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:12, archived)

Lo-viz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)

guy jizz

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:40, archived)

Camp jizzmundo?

( mongychops, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:43, archived)

Count Jizzmark

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:54, archived)

Just seen that video of the police chasing a dog around trying to shoot it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced3wjvzx2lo

I thoroughly approve
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:06, archived)

they looked extremely competent

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:01, archived)

It's festive and colourful
If anyone has a problem with it, tell them they're projecting and ask if they're ok
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:22, archived)

Guyrim.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 23:01, archived)

Guyrim

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:30, archived)

Yeah, I wore a pride lanyard all month
Just getting that undercurrent of double-takes and a few concealed sneers - it was a bit disturbing. Rest of the year, I can put it away, and fit in.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:21, archived)

hi wankstain's, Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones here with a cool Saturday afternoon thread fo' yo' a$$e$
haha, not really, it's actually me (Queef Richard's)!

made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:40, archived)

hey! where has my underwear gone?
( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:43, archived)

it's lost m8, nothing I can do about it soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:49, archived)

Invisible under several years worth of dried, hardened, encrusted poo.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:27, archived)

-poo
+jizz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:25, archived)

This is unfortunate, I'm sat outside a pub and my pants have disappeared
Not sure what to do now. Might have another pint and think about it
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:47, archived)

as long as you were wearing something over your pants you should be ok
if you were down the pub in just your pants you already have bigger problems, old boy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:51, archived)

are you kink shaming?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

no m8, I'm Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:51, archived)

True but they weren't just any pants, they were new m&S pants, wanted to show them off

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

-sh +bl

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

i'll have a look for them
any distinguishing marks?
( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:52, archived)

Yeah probably

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

dirty boy

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:55, archived)

+gus
guishing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:29, archived)

idgi look are you queef or not just be honest ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:48, archived)

I'm Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:52, archived)

OR AM I

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

You chameleonic rascal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

are you saying you are... GG Top?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

I've got legs, right to my faaanny

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:50, archived)

Top + Allin
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

great
I fucking knew I shouldn't have worn a crop top today, now my tits are everywhere
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:03, archived)

samesies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

*looks*
*loses*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:13, archived)

*stares*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)

tap tap tap

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:22, archived)

Hi Gaz is it true you named your kids Tycho and Indi?

( $$ ✅, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:18, archived)

hi $$, Gaz here
yes m8, I totes fucking did. And you know what? I'd do it again in a heartbeat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:24, archived)

LCD were great at Glastonbury

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:05, archived)

yeah those screens are massive now

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

Losing My Edge BANGED HARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)

Morning
Bollocks or bollocks?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:08, archived)

helmit

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:22, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)

cloaca

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:43, archived)

i never even met her

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:43, archived)

hard to decide

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:22, archived)

phone says Bollocks
pc says bollocks
( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:23, archived)

so it's chosen for me i spose

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)

I would have to say morning, sorry I mean bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:35, archived)

Bollocks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:44, archived)

Morning Mr H
I am free till Tuesday morning
Any suggestions as to what wacky shenanigans I can indulge in?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)

Take a shitload of mushrooms and start a cult

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:20, archived)

+e

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:24, archived)

I don't go near that stuff now I did way too many when younger
I got some a few years back and introduced Mrs President to them she turned a bit bonkers for trips
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:49, archived)

But did she start a cult?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 13:32, archived)

Not that I am aware of
Never can tell eh?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 13:41, archived)

well
if you find a load of dead people on your lawn with plastic cups scattered everywhere, I think it's safe to say that there was a cult
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:34, archived)

might have just been using cult brand lawn fertiliser
( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)

bOLLOCKS

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:58, archived)

Bollocs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Jun 2024, 13:44, archived)

Morning
Tiswas or Swapshop?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:28, archived)

never got tiswas on htv
so it had to be edmonds and cheggars
did get to see matt bianco get called wankers though, so swings and roundabouts
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:42, archived)

just playing chronomovie from the newsletter and confused about the scoring
I got 1000 points for a correct answer and 1960 points for being 3 years out on another
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 10:34, archived)

Number 73

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:43, archived)

fucking hated that
toksvig was creepily enthusiastic and buchanon is a wanker
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:45, archived)

My brother liked it
And as he is a psycho and my parents wanted a quiet life, that's what we watched.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:57, archived)

toksvig is creepy
also, toksvig, it's a creepy name, every year on Toksvig Eve we flay a maiden alive and fuck her quivering bones, that sort of thing
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 14:53, archived)

I appeared on its follow up The Ghost Train with Sandi Togsvig
I'm not very tall, but she was tiny. Even 14 year old me towered over her. They had to build a specially raised walkway at the back of the set for herisappear below the height so she didn't d of us kids.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:24, archived)

"she didn't d of us kids" omg garold you poor soul what did the Togsvig do to you :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:44, archived)

Swapshop, too posh to itv

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:52, archived)

I think we can trace all your issues back to this

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:24, archived)

Live & Kicking

( $$ ✅, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 9:28, archived)

the banana bunch

( MiseryCunt, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:25, archived)

you mean the banana splits right?
YFSFC
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:41, archived)

I loved Tiswas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 11:34, archived)

I seem to remember watching both at times

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)

Even then Noel gave me the heebie jeebies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)

Neither.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)

You think it makes you special but it's WEIRD and SHAMEFUL

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)

anus, anus, anus, anus, bum, ba-bum, bum, ba-bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:59, archived)

Stop
Push it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)

Turtle Power?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)

Salt-N-Tidyup

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:13, archived)

Creepy fuckers

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)

Racist

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)

You've got a hit on your hands

( mongychops, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:12, archived)

- a
+ some s
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:32, archived)

salt n plopper

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:22, archived)

Those are crap lyrics
that are the product of a lonely paranoid delusional drug addled mind.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:16, archived)

heyyyy CLOACA
alright
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)

can I use this in the song, I really like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)

heyyyy CLOACA! neuroSPICY!
couldn't wait soz
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:52, archived)

HEYYYY CLOACA SHITPIPE ACTION!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:11, archived)

Do you suppose anyone's ever made a porn film called 'Smack 'er in the cloaca'?
I mean it's just one of those things that suggests itself really isn't it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:53, archived)

Coldplay encore @ middle class middle age coffee table Socialist festival this weekend
@ mine all welcome
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:12, archived)

I think I still have that é~C.óLí shit.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)

neuroSPICY! neuroSPICY! heyyyy CLOACA! neuroSPICY!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:50, archived)

Fuck off weebl

( mongychops, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:03, archived)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:36, archived)

more ning!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:56, archived)

down with that sort of thing

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:01, archived)

-th +n

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:15, archived)

for the win?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:16, archived)

down with network address translation

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:18, archived)

as one does

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:23, archived)

anyway. what's happening in stickle land?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:25, archived)

fuck of then

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:35, archived)

bit harsh

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:56, archived)

Not nearly harsh enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:23, archived)

you would say that

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:25, archived)

Disturbed's less famous follow-up song

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:01, archived)

morning
it's been a long week

/vagueb3taing, "U OK huns" gratefully received
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:47, archived)

my week started on wednesday
but it's going to last until tuesday :(
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:57, archived)

Morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:59, archived)

Urgh

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:03, archived)

How is the Covid going?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:06, archived)

The covid is having a great time
I'm not
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 10:58, archived)

We'll have to start clapping for the NHS again
I'm not having another vaccine they are pretty harmful and ineffective
I wear a mask at work that's it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:05, archived)

Adding anti Vax to the list

( mongychops, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)

What list is that then?

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:12, archived)

Santa’s naught/nice one

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:24, archived)

Let's face it, it's not exactly a shock revelation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:17, archived)

Not at all
Merely that people who have had every vax going are still succumbing
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:48, archived)

You are aware that this happens with all vaccines, right?
It doesn't follow that they're ineffective. If they reduce severity of disease and transmission, fewer people will get ill and die, even if "people who have had every vax going are still succumbing". Not least because by how they're prioritised, the people who've had all the [Covid] vaccines are at the highest risk; and many of them are immunocompromised, which reduces the efficacy of vaccines anyway.

As for "pretty harmful", what's your source for this assertion? You are an actual real doctor, of course, so I'm sure it's not a YouTube video.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:56, archived)

remember that guy who used to post on here?
who was convicted of pretending to be a doctor and fucking up aome guys hand

he used to gaz lady boarders to try and coerce them into stuff

'ex special forces 'mentalist

apropos of nothing, just came to mind
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:07, archived)

What this actually happened, what was their username?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:43, archived)

sticklebricks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416915
( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:38, archived)

Edmeds
Craig Colclough
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6304990/Serial-fantasist-army-doctor-jailed.html
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:30, archived)

Woo yeah paywall!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Jun 2024, 22:23, archived)

figured you'd be a torygraph subscriber

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 8:48, archived)

yeah

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:25, archived)

Morning
Rather cold and windy here this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:22, archived)

glorious here
sorry to gloat
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:26, archived)

I'm sewing a piece onto my latest blanket in about 5 minutes
So that will warm me up nicely
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:03, archived)

ace

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:11, archived)

What is that a euphemism for?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)

It isn't
I make blankets.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:27, archived)

I no

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:58, archived)

morning fuck yeah friday

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:40, archived)

poets day

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:12, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Jun 2024, 10:31, archived)

wevs

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 10:40, archived)

Willy wevs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)

12/15
can you tell the election from the thick of it
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)

13/15

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:09, archived)

14/15

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:29, archived)

Same as Dozer
Ewwwwww I feel dirty
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:33, archived)

youtu.be/v9Px8z-GbsQ?si=3KrHTUj1Khfyx0Yd
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

I've made up a new song, the words are "anus, anus, anus, anus, bum, ba-bum, bum, ba-bum"
Word of the day: neurospicy
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:36, archived)

Do we still say 'ning?

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:16, archived)

not really m8
it's more 'bollocks' these days
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:35, archived)

oh
1am, you aren't going to even read this
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 6:36, archived)

who do we think it is, folks?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:16, archived)

somebody who broke into someone's house and shat in their sink
ie, a cunt
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:17, archived)

well don't look at me
i'm toilet trained
( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 7:23, archived)

is that a sex thing?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:33, archived)

Fuck me it's good to be back
Finally remembered me cunting password
(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

oh good.

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:21, archived)

Cue everyone telling you on cue to go fuck cuerself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:53, archived)

i'm forming a cue rite now

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:58, archived)

Cue do you think cue are?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:00, archived)

Cue would say that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:01, archived)

some cuent i expect

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:06, archived)

Cue'd be right

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:09, archived)

i'm not cueing this anymore

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:12, archived)

cue sara sara

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:12, archived)

cuepe diem

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:17, archived)

Cue what mate?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:29, archived)

Cue fucking stupid fucking cuent

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:00, archived)

watch it u cuents

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:15, archived)

fuck off brBou

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:04, archived)

I was chatting and snotters said shall I put a limit on brute forcing passwords. I foolishly said nah, think that's over. We await new old accounts with baited breath

( mongychops, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:54, archived)

Why is it good to be back?
1000 word limit, you can use bullet points and flow charts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:38, archived)

I guess never posting again would be within the 1000 word limit,
and we all know that's what's going to happen. Congratulations, you got 100%.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:46, archived)

cos I spent too much time on reddit, I missed this wonderful place

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:15, archived)

*fucks you*

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:05, archived)

*fucks us*

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:15, archived)

Tfil
Thank fuck it's lunch this morning has been a drag
Think I'll treat myself to a KFC
What you having?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)

🎵 Listen to this, it's too good to miss, da da da-da da da 🎵
*farts*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:40, archived)

Thank you for your useful comment
And for dropping an eggy one off
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:06, archived)

plezh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:17, archived)

I'll name that tune in one!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

Go on then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)

You know, if Isla St Clair married Barry White
She'd probably keep her name as it is, as many professional women forego changing their names when they marry, so they can continue using the name with which they've spent years building a reputation
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:58, archived)

Also, Barry White has been dead for years
So for them to marry would be considered strange by most measurements
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:59, archived)

What are you blithering on about?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:08, archived)

Excuse me sir
I do not blither. I may ramble. I may even prattle. But I NEVER blither.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:19, archived)

Some woman got wed to the Berlin Wall
Maybe the church should look into this marrying dead people idea. A funeredding
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:51, archived)

Mortrimony

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:20, archived)

If Bea Arthur out of The Golden Girls married Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds
she'd post here
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)

oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)

See also:
Beyonce Knowles marrying Roy Castle
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)

your accent is fucking weird
are you lloyd grossman?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)

Yes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:35, archived)

Or Jack Black marrying Jeremy Hunt

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)

Treat?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:27, archived)

Crunch, grease and salt
3 of your 5 a day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:53, archived)

Cottage pie

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:31, archived)

Can't beat the traditional ones

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:55, archived)

I had it because there's no cheese in it
A lot of the food I have right now has cheese in it, which is fucking stupid, as I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I love cheese.I am trying to limit how much I eat and, since I failed spectacularly yesterday(every meal contained cheese), I'm keen to avoid it today.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:05, archived)

Cheese is very addictive
www.smithersofstamford.com/gifts/have-you-tried-cheese-tea-towel.html
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:52, archived)

If you love cheese, then you're going to LOVE cheese tea!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:05, archived)

lactase
it sometimes helps
looks like Boots sells caps, this is not in reference to footwear or headwear ok
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)

I'll definitely have to look into that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

it's just Scottish lactose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)

There's an easy solution to this, you can buy plant based 'cheese' called 'sheese'.
It's so horrible it puts you off wanting to eat cheese.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)

Curlywurly and a bag of scampi fries (reduced for quick sale)

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:53, archived)

Dammit
Now I want a curly wurly
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

Get us a Snickers when you're there?
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:51, archived)

They didn't have any

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:12, archived)

Alright, I didn't go
I remembered that I had chocolate in my snack cupboard
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:33, archived)

Snack cupboard !? Living the dream!

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:58, archived)

snack cueboard

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:08, archived)

I often have a snack rather than a meal
Beef jerky, peanuts, haribo, frazzles, popcorn, chocolate, lollipops, crisps and bombay mix are all in the snack cupboard
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 21:02, archived)

frazzles!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:09, archived)

It large.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:16, archived)

big fat cock

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:26, archived)

+s

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)

DEEZ NUTS

(sticklebricks, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:55, archived)

Morning
I’m off to the hospital to see how mended I am. X-ray time!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:24, archived)

Bum fractures take ages to heal hth

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:50, archived)

LOL bum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:12, archived)

Ah. Maybe not
Just tested positive for the rona
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:59, archived)

bit passé mate
'rona is so over
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:18, archived)

I’m surfing the new wave of illness

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 9:08, archived)

radical

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:32, archived)

strikey willies

( MiseryCunt, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)

Strikey-G bended

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:42, archived)

Standard

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 9:08, archived)

x-r g
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:48, archived)

Hiyaaa

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 9:07, archived)

Got my pride high vis on. The ladies seem to love it, lads very quiet

( mongychops, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:00, archived)

They're probably scared you might suddenly bum them.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:42, archived)

scared secretly hoping
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:43, archived)

Try singing "Car Wash"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:10, archived)

I'm sure you look fabulous

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)

If it's still broken just ask them to turn the x-ray radiation up a bit to weld the broken ends back together.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:57, archived)

Sweet dreams, everyone.
www.bbc.com/news/articles/cedd3208veyo
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)

Shit that is creepy
The scientists will prob be on beeta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)

Pls call me moggy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)

The prototype may appear more Haribo than human-like
is a phrase I can't get enough of.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:03, archived)

I don't know why the second picture is a close-up of Mark Zuckerberg's face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:19, archived)

Venue?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 0:17, archived)

whose skin is it, it might make all the difference

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 0:36, archived)

Cool, would be great if they could get the self-healing robot skin ready in time for the AI singularity / Skynet

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)

WANKERS

(sticklebricks, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:39, archived)

movie wankers?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:04, archived)

The best sort

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:50, archived)

piss of

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:07, archived)

the d'urbervilles. Tricky sequel.

( mongychops, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)

He should have quit after Maxinquaye, was never going to better it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 22:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416790
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:13, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:34, archived)

haha like in that movie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:38, archived)

do they say it in a movie?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:04, archived)

Yeah that one with nic cage & john travolta where they swap winkies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:25, archived)

oh yeah i liked that one

( MiseryCunt, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:30, archived)

nic cage: I'd like to take your face off. john travolta: you mean my winky?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 23:10, archived)

What, again?
If you insist
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:52, archived)

Alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)

Bark Psychosis on the speakers here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 20:14, archived)

you can get tablets for it these days

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 7:10, archived)

On reflection
putting my office in a sun room was a fucking stupid idea.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:03, archived)

putting my office in a sun room was a fucking stupid idea. .aedi diputs gnikcuf a saw moor nus a ni eciffo ym gnittup
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:31, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:46, archived)

yup

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 14:36, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:02, archived)

Well said

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:32, archived)

ChatGPT just gets better and better! There's a new memory setting which means I don't have to remind it to call me Johnny Nomates every time, it just remembers!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 16:54, archived)

no it's just fluke you got the same lad from sierra leone doing the inputs

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:22, archived)

I KNEW IT
Johnny Nomates is getting upset :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:37, archived)

SPANG!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:34, archived)

If president pretend-doctor had any wit,
he'd call himself /ChatGP. Or not, I don't actually care.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:41, archived)

Morning comrades
Assange eh? The little scamp
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 7:07, archived)

He's a little tinker and no mistake

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 7:52, archived)

He has a sideline in tarmacing and repairing pots and pans

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 8:13, archived)

i am a heron

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 11:38, archived)

What are you typing with?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 12:31, archived)

His beak silly

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:00, archived)

Keyboard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:57, archived)

look never mind that i will fly into your kitchen tonight ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 15:57, archived)

for the county
and I walk the main her
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 12:31, archived)

You're a loony
@montypython
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:00, archived)

Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:43, archived)

I saw Meaty Oligarch at the Dublin Castle
they were shite
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 14:37, archived)

so jealous right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 17:21, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 7:58, archived)

Alright bpd

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 8:13, archived)

Never heard of her.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 8:14, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 13:43, archived)

Is England going to win then?
Who's having a bet, eh? eh?
(Planearm, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)

Is this about the election date betting?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:03, archived)

They better
I've got a lot riding on this
( $$ ✅, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:26, archived)

hahaha! HONK HONK

( MiseryCunt, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:04, archived)

Soz.

( mongychops, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:11, archived)

I already won £1m on it being a June Euros

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:31, archived)

Good call!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:52, archived)

the Sarpong Childs wedding?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416525
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:01, archived)

+ I understand this reference

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:02, archived)

They've had better possession
But it's only 22 men at the end of the night
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:51, archived)

I fucking doubt it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:57, archived)

No I don't think so

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:57, archived)

Yeah they won their group

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 3:21, archived)

alright
back to work tomorrow after a 5 day weekend
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)

you would say that

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:51, archived)

-k

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:00, archived)

restraining order?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:46, archived)

no thanks
I already got one
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:51, archived)

I have several
You lightweight
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:59, archived)

I wouldn't be surprised
you creepy fucker
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:07, archived)

:((

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:38, archived)

Look out!

( $$ ✅, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:53, archived)

*moonwalks*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)

Restraining ordure?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:52, archived)

Anal Retentive Calliope Music

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:14, archived)

alright

( $$ ✅, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:53, archived)

cheers

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:41, archived)

wanky wanky wanky, winky wanky woo, stick a fucking pickle, right up where you poo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:11, archived)

you might say that
I couldn't pissibly comment

yes, pissibly
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)

your poor coworkers

( MiseryCunt, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:19, archived)

don't have any m8

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)

in b4 +s

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)

hairy people are happy people

( MiseryCunt, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:57, archived)

hairy happy people holding glans

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:37, archived)

I started going bald in my 20s and am quite happy tham you very much

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:52, archived)

your entire online existence suggests the contrary

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 23:19, archived)

the happy bit, I believe the bald bit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 23:21, archived)

Shifty Shellshockhimagain

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 19:55, archived)