As usual, I get my news from b3ta (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 14:16,
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I understand that he had something to do with some footballs and Ulrika Johnson.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 18:57,
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Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.I'm in Fresno.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 8:57,
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Sprawling, trail-lined Woodward Park is home to the Shinzen Japanese Garden. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:49,
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I am amused that the image hosting is borked.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:07,
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More amused than you would have been by the actual images, anyway.(, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:18, archived)
I think you are just jealous.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:27,
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Which is something most of you fatties could do more of!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA etc
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:55,
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I have honestly never felt more insulted and upset, online(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 12:56,
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Well I do love a bit of eh?nal.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:24,
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(It's funny because Canadians stereotypically say "eh?" a lot.)(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:58,
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Successfully used my new plunge saw to cut a perfect 45 degree angle through the side of the cheap wardrobe I bought to put in the loft.Also through the workbench and then power cord, fortunately before any limbs became involved
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Successfully used my new plunge saw to cut a petfect 45 degtee angle thtough the side of the cheap watdtobe I bought to put in the loft.Also thtough the wotkbench and then powet cotd, fottunately befote any limbs became involved
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:05,
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Succssfully usd my nw plung saw to cut a ptfct 45 dgt angl thtough th sid of th chap watdtob I bought to put in th loft.Also thtough th wotkbnch and thn powt cotd, fottunatly bfot any limbs bcam involvd
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:55,
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I kept quiet, I knew you'd do that.Well done, I almost did a sensible chuckle.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:15,
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This is your once-in-a-while reminder about the "jamrags" story.If you know, you know.
You're welcome.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:28,
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I don’t know, but I do like jam.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:39,
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Jaaaaaaaaaaam(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 15:03,
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I have reddit blocked at my firewall, so I don't accidentally read it, ever.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:00,
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ヽ(ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚)ﾉ 'member that time i saw you on reddit tho(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:14,
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I didn't know but I did a search and now I know.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:57,
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When I'm on my monthly clot-drop I use jamrags, because I think the idea of tampons is repulsive. By the end of my treacle-fest, my perineum (scruttocks (it should logically be vuttocks for a woman, but that sounds bumtoast)) is usually a bit chafed due t(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 18:03,
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You can stop now.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 20:05,
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But I'm just getting going!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:56,
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hi wanker'sI'm meeting my uncle for lunch* today
*not a euphemism
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 9:15,
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Yeah yeah, we all know it's a "hot lunch".(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:27,
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I'm watching the mummy trilogy Yes, I know the third one is shite, but it still has Brendan Fraser in it.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:46,
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jury's outwhy are you here are you just about to do some essential fucking something up?
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 21:08,
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I don't think the hotel serve that for breakfast(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:55,
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I underestimated the stinkiness of thyme oil and now everything smells of an Italian bakerywhich is just fine.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:47,
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Time is an abstract concept. Morning and evening are just accepted norms. Slit your throat you rusty faced whore
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mongychops, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:55,
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Alright, Moon Girl Technologies.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:53,
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it's ok i'm not currently in a gay relationship(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 20:07,
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Just getting bummed off random strangers then, as per.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 22:14,
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How do you like your smeggs in the morning?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:48,
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Queef it's foood for a moment ok, gochujang in everything y/n (y!), zhoug sauce have you tried y/n (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 20:02,
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1g Wedding Cake pre-roll is my sword, iPad is my shield(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:31,
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That's a very small amount of cake. Must have been a huge number of guests at that wedding. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:59,
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no invite for you though eh, but at least you got some jelly, HA(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:26,
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My bag says kush mints. It's not because all kids now buy cali packages. Weeds is weed at the moment. I still. Like cookie, I'm not fancy. (
mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 23:03,
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Cali shit stinks all the way up Sunset Boulevard (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 0:03,
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I'm straight as a line nowadays, have been for years But it's everywhere here and it's all skunk derived I guess but smells all tutti frutti with it. Kiddy weed lolz.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 6:39,
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If it doesn't smell like candy and it doesn't have a silly name it's not real weed, I recommend Super Animal Cake Face Lemon Cookies strain, you can just eat it right out of the bag(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:23,
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It's all cut with dimesmeric andersonphosphate(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:33,
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I just done one that smells worse than several of yours.Proper creeping undead rotting horse flesh aroma to this one. Fuck.
How have you disgusted yourself recently?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 20:56,
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Cheers hun.How's your menopause developing?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:59,
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I dropped one when I got home from work The cat gave me a disgusted look and jumped out of the window
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:56,
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are all managers wankers?you can say hitler
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:22,
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alright mc, i'm drinking a g&t while working like someone from the 70's(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:26,
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Yes, and all managees are paragons of wonderfulnesswho know better about everything on the planet. Except apparently about how to move off the bottom rung of their career ladder.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure my line manager's got 1488 tattooed across her tits.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:56,
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It’s some nazi shit, if you see people using those numbers it’s usually an indicator they’re some fash cunt.14 is how many words there are in some Hitler thing about the future for white people, and 88 is code for HH or Heil Hitler.
Remember kids, knowing is half the battle.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:41,
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what's the future looking like for white people with stupid moustaches?(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:57,
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Based on how many 20-something twats I see with paedo geography teacher moustaches?Pretty good.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:00,
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Sorry, is that your safe word?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:50,
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About a foot, had to break its back with the toilet brush(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:05,
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Fuck off thenI'm in Orange Cunty
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:08,
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Google it, while logged in on your personal PC.Add "Where can I get a " in front of the number and " tattoo?" on the end.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:35,
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ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ is my fav album tho tbhwell that's tonight's music sorted. i'm going industrial.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:10,
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I reckon my favourite of theirs is The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste(, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:12, archived)
to be honest when i was younger i only had the album listed above, and i played it, a lot.so it's always going to be my fav, and i haven't really listened to much of their other stuff, dunno why, i think a friend gave me that album and i listened to it in my car all the time, i'm going to listen to more of their stuffs tonight tho, i am definitely in the mood for it after the day i've had
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:14,
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They went 'industrial metal' on The MindThe Land of Rape and Honey was when they kind of straddled industrial and metal.
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fuck me neubauten are still going? (looking at old bands i haven't thought about in ages)
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:24,
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Not bad, been awake since midnight UK time and still nowhere near getting home#nobodycarescheers
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:59,
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oofhow are you travelling?
It took me a week or so to get ovwr my jetlag
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Flight then a series of increasingly delayed / cancelled trainsI was only 2 hours ahead but had to be at the airport for 4am local time
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:15,
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Well if no other twunt is going to say it MORNING(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:59,
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Morning. Who wants a hug? A big friendly Friday hug?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:04,
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I'm alright thanksalso I'm a bit wary of personal contact at the moment as I'm being used as a human scratching post by an adorable but massively energetic kitteh. It's cute when she launches herself at me, claws out, but much more fun when I'm wearing thicker clothing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:22,
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Ok, you just get a callous glare instead.Mostly because I’m envious of your kitten.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:45,
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Fondling your arse while we hug isn't gayit's just common sense.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:00,
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Excuse me, I have hiccups pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2299306/
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:20,
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That's a very handy link.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:54,
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This London?Well, the sun's come out for you now which is nice
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:23,
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It is rather pleasant, shame I have to travel to the desolate North later(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04,
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Gloriously sunny here tbhJust having a shit in the First Class lounge
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:15,
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Morning I am in a great deal of pain
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04,
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That doesn't sound like a great deal. It sounds like a terrible deal, to be honest.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:05,
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Sounds like a really middle class child's name(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16,
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What's your pain source?I've just had a hernia op, and it still feels like someone is trying to rip open my groin when I stand up.
Why they'd want to do that I can't imagine.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31,
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Everything else is fine thoughKind of makes it worse
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31,
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I had an umbilical hernia about 13 years ago Absolute fucking agony. I am currently suffering from a severe bout of IBS, with associated trapped wind and constipation. The medicine that works is manufactured in Germany, so we can't get it any more.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:26,
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We've been through this before, that 'manufactured in Germany so we can't get it' thing is completely untrue.(, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)
Well, every doctor and pharmacist I've asked has told me they can't (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01,
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Actually, just googled itAnd it is apparently now back in stock. Will be having a word with my doctor on Monday.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:12,
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Not just any airport bollocks, Friday airport bollocks (
broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:46,
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Are you eloping with Mr Horrible?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:52,
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Air Handling Unit 5 is down tomorrow for its annual service.My colleague innocently put "WEIGHING ROOM UNAVAILABLE DUE TO AHU5 CHECK" on the schedule. Inevitably I read ANUS and dun a lol.
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Why do you need a unit to handle air?Normally it just floats there anyway.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:05,
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We find it's generally better to have some control over what's in it and how it flows when you're making drugs.edit: ok mods, the end-strikey code doesn't seem to work anymore. What gives?
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it was always fun when open tags fucked up the rest of the boardgreat days
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my old buddy Digger used to say "it's all gone for a ball of shit"mind you he also used to say "I'd give that a shot in the dutt"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:57,
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digger was a baker and one time i worked the night shift with him in a leytonstone bakery, it was like The Drunken Bakers only with crappy hash and then on the way home in the early morning we found magic mushrooms on wanstead flats
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 2:04,
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Alright, Walter White.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 22:45,
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anyone know if i can use a ruglar uk household lightswitch as a switch for 12v lights running off a car battery?i asked google but it's mostly fucking americans and their stupid switches
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:13,
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dunno what that isbut you can use a regular switch if that helps
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I mean. Yes. If a switch can handle 240v it can handle 12von the other hand I'm currently listening to Katy Perry's new single "Woman's World" on spotify because someone mentioned it in podcast. Generic. Lands about as well as a tepid pot noodle being dropped on the floor.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:36,
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yeah but there's issues with the amp load change on dc vs acand arcing, or some shit
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:40,
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As long as it's a clicky switch it ought to be fineAlec has done a whole 15 minutes on this. I can watch his stuff for hours, you may not be able to deal with his style www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrMiqEkSk48
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:46,
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i like him! thanks for the recommendation!(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:53,
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halfway through (he's talking about the speed of switches to prevent arching damage)very interesting. subbed.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:04,
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it's a shame that Katy Perry's 'I'm a big slag so treat me like shit' era songs are such bangersbecause the lyrics in her 'wait, Actually women deserve rights and respect' are really good but the music is as dull as shit
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The Guardian's feminist columnists are very upset about it, yes she's a successful woman but she's doing it all wrong(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 18:52,
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behind every successful woman is a sucked off man(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 19:11,
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once ai is fully integrated into google searches it will detect when results too US-centric for your location, and it will automatically link you to all the resources you need in order to emigrate(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:48,
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ai hallucinates too much for my liking atm(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:58,
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chatgpt is the only one i've used extensively, it does still make stuff up but it's usually obvious, not always though(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 18:56,
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Fourth largest city in the Baltic States and Lithuanian's seventh largest manufacturing center of souvenir tea towels(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:55,
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Even if you hollywould, she probably hollywouldn't (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:49,
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Bollocks in LANobody bollocks in LA.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 15:25,
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"So, what were you doing when WW3 broke out?"I was making electricity puns on B3ta
August, 2024
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If my bollocks could talkthey’d probably say “mmmf mmf mm mmfff mffm”
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:43,
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maybe those are private thoughts best kept to yourself(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:15,
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Too late now, innit.You read it. You can't un-read it.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17,
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Once there was this bollock whoWent into the Albert Hall and never told his owner
And when his owner noticed
He went and started World War II
They couldn't understand that he simply missed his bollock
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I have been vaccuummiinngg for the last 2 hoursand now I can feel quite a powerful static charge around me. Like that feeling from a recently switched on CRT.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17,
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I met a real hottie on the dating circuit.I just couldn't resistor.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:43,
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I really haven’t got the capacitor for further puns (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:47,
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You sound very intolerant, like that Nigel Farad.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:57,
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Apparently he has non-binary siblingA transistor
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:02,
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He's got a strong bias against her and it's been years since he's Zener.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:23,
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I'm only doing it because Cheers was encouraging me. Truth be told, I'm very easily LED.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:34,
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I just felt this place was getting a bit static and needed a good shock to amp things up a little.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:56,
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(This is funny because 'Zener' is a type of diode.)(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:27,
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Hammer Of The GonadsThree Ballbags Outside Ebbing, Missouri
City Slickers: The Legend Of Curly's Gonad
Intesticular
St. Trinians 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gonad
Puss In Bollocks
Children Of A Lesser Gonad
The Gland That Bollocks The Cradle
Ballrats
Bollock Beauty
Kinky Bollocks
A Few Gonad Men
Miss Peregrine's Home For Testicular Children
Bollocks Over Broadway
Talladega Nights: The Ballbag Of Ricky Bobby
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:44,
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Honey I Shrunk The GonadsFull Metal Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:24,
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The Flintstones theme tune, except instead of Flintstones it's Bollocks Bollocks, meet The Bollocks
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:06,
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they're the modern scrotal familyfrom the, town of ballbag
they're the parts right down from where you wee
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Ben Doun and Phil McCrevissFfs man get it right
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:45,
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D'yer know that Patrick FitzwiiliamAnd maybe William Fitzpatrick?
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I had a customer called 'Hamish McSporran' once(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:20,
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