Sven-Goner Eriksson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)

As usual, I get my news from b3ta

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 14:16, archived)

me too

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:27, archived)

Oven-Göing Eriksson

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:17, archived)

Erikssoff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:35, archived)

I understand that he had something to do with some footballs and Ulrika Johnson.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 18:57, archived)

SUCK MY SMEG FUNNEL YOU CUNTS

(sticklebricks, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 13:32, archived)

Sympathy reply.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:13, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Aug 2024, 8:17, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
I'm in Fresno.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 8:57, archived)

Sprawling, trail-lined Woodward Park is home to the Shinzen Japanese Garden.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:49, archived)

sounds like a shit aldi soft drink

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)

Shitaldi Japanese Garden

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)

alrigh Siouxie Sioux

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 11:25, archived)

I am amused that the image hosting is borked.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)

More amused than you would have been by the actual images, anyway.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:18, archived)

I think you are just jealous.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:27, archived)

OK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:03, archived)

now that's a stretch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:41, archived)

Which is something most of you fatties could do more of!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA etc
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:55, archived)

I have honestly never felt more insulted and upset, online

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 12:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422077
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:09, archived)

WANKSMELL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)

BUMSTENCH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:26, archived)

No thanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:42, archived)

no. thanks.

( MiseryCunt, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)

i dunno.

( MiseryCunt, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 19:18, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)

SHITPIPE ACTION

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)

Well yes I suppose so

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)

Canadian?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Aug 2024, 18:08, archived)

Well I do love a bit of eh?nal.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:24, archived)

OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:24, archived)

(It's funny because Canadians stereotypically say "eh?" a lot.)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:58, archived)

Yes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Aug 2024, 22:45, archived)

Successfully used my new plunge saw to cut a perfect 45 degree angle through the side of the cheap wardrobe I bought to put in the loft.
Also through the workbench and then power cord, fortunately before any limbs became involved
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:40, archived)

Lol plunge

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 22:13, archived)

-r +t

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 1:27, archived)

Successfully used my new plunge saw to cut a petfect 45 degtee angle thtough the side of the cheap watdtobe I bought to put in the loft.
Also thtough the wotkbench and then powet cotd, fottunately befote any limbs became involved
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:05, archived)

-e

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:41, archived)

Succssfully usd my nw plung saw to cut a ptfct 45 dgt angl thtough th sid of th chap watdtob I bought to put in th loft.
Also thtough th wotkbnch and thn powt cotd, fottunatly bfot any limbs bcam involvd
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 11:55, archived)

-Dave Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 12:57, archived)

it worked

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:10, archived)

I kept quiet, I knew you'd do that.
Well done, I almost did a sensible chuckle.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 13:15, archived)

Fuck you, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)

This is your once-in-a-while reminder about the "jamrags" story.
If you know, you know.

You're welcome.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:28, archived)

I don’t know, but I do like jam.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:39, archived)

Not that jam

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:46, archived)

alright Chris Morris

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:53, archived)

Jaaaaaaaaaaam

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 15:03, archived)

no idea mate
sounds rubbish though
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 12:57, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/beatMeatToIt/s/cYFpIfFSv6
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)

I have reddit blocked at my firewall, so I don't accidentally read it, ever.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:00, archived)

ヽ(ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚)ﾉ 'member that time i saw you on reddit tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)

I know.
Thanks.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:53, archived)

I didn't know but I did a search and now I know.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)

When I'm on my monthly clot-drop I use jamrags, because I think the idea of tampons is repulsive. By the end of my treacle-fest, my perineum (scruttocks (it should logically be vuttocks for a woman, but that sounds bumtoast)) is usually a bit chafed due t

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Aug 2024, 18:03, archived)

You can stop now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)

But I'm just getting going!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Aug 2024, 21:56, archived)

Stinky pockets.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Aug 2024, 10:00, archived)

hi wanker's
I'm meeting my uncle for lunch* today

*not a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 9:15, archived)

MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)

Wear protection.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:25, archived)

Yeah yeah, we all know it's a "hot lunch".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:27, archived)

I'm watching the mummy trilogy
Yes, I know the third one is shite, but it still has Brendan Fraser in it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 10:46, archived)

not the nine o'clock bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 21:02, archived)

unless it is

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 21:05, archived)

jury's out
why are you here are you just about to do some essential fucking something up?
( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 21:08, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 21:26, archived)

GESTATIONAL SAC

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)

well, quite!

( MiseryCunt, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 1:55, archived)

Pamela Stephenson Y/N?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 22:57, archived)

she can suffer my writer's cock

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)

Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:33, archived)

Morning where you are mebbe
Here it be wine o clock
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:52, archived)

I don't think the hotel serve that for breakfast

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:55, archived)

Did you say LA
They might just...bunch of winos
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)

Johnny Depp probably insists on it

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:59, archived)

I Heard he likes dog eggs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:11, archived)

Arf
In bed
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)

yes, twwj

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:21, archived)

I'm in San Diego now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 23:21, archived)

I underestimated the stinkiness of thyme oil and now everything smells of an Italian bakery
which is just fine.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:47, archived)

Time is an abstract concept. Morning and evening are just accepted norms.
Slit your throat you rusty faced whore
( mongychops, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:55, archived)

is that from a song?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:47, archived)

Alright, Moon Girl Technologies.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:53, archived)

Poor Spacefish :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:57, archived)

Flying messes with your internal cock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:58, archived)

it's ok i'm not currently in a gay relationship

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 20:07, archived)

Just getting bummed off random strangers then, as per.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Aug 2024, 22:14, archived)

Please be aware that currently the bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 20:09, archived)

nevermind

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 20:22, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 1:17, archived)

smegg,

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:24, archived)

On toast?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:41, archived)

How do you like your smeggs in the morning?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)

Unsmeggarised

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)

Over sleazy or runny snide fuck
Hard bollocked for me
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 24 Aug 2024, 16:09, archived)

Smeggy Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

smegdff

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)

smeggdsfafgfg

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 16:04, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:30, archived)

Queef it's foood for a moment ok, gochujang in everything y/n (y!), zhoug sauce have you tried y/n

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 20:02, archived)

fooooood tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 1:18, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Aug 2024, 8:54, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 24 Aug 2024, 10:14, archived)

yeah, u?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 10:23, archived)

day, barday
bar waddle a da day
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 11:03, archived)

Engbarday?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 11:12, archived)

wah!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 11:23, archived)

Howdy

( Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 11:20, archived)

sweet dudey

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 11:52, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 21:35, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 21:51, archived)

Sweet

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:13, archived)

1g Wedding Cake pre-roll is my sword, iPad is my shield

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:31, archived)

That's a very small amount of cake. Must have been a huge number of guests at that wedding.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:59, archived)

no invite for you though eh, but at least you got some jelly, HA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:26, archived)

HA!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)

My bag says kush mints. It's not because all kids now buy cali packages. Weeds is weed at the moment. I still. Like cookie, I'm not fancy.

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 23:03, archived)

Cali shit stinks all the way up Sunset Boulevard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 0:03, archived)

Get some good weed you knob. Get baked

( mongychops, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 1:02, archived)

I'm straight as a line nowadays, have been for years
But it's everywhere here and it's all skunk derived I guess but smells all tutti frutti with it. Kiddy weed lolz.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 6:39, archived)

If it doesn't smell like candy and it doesn't have a silly name it's not real weed, I recommend Super Animal Cake Face Lemon Cookies strain, you can just eat it right out of the bag

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)

It's all cut with dimesmeric andersonphosphate

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 17:33, archived)

and buckyballs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 19:54, archived)

Abdominal pain aside, yes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:56, archived)

I'll just accept the yes then

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 23:04, archived)

alright m

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 0:52, archived)

All good lovely.

( mongychops, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 1:01, archived)

I just done one that smells worse than several of yours.
Proper creeping undead rotting horse flesh aroma to this one. Fuck.
How have you disgusted yourself recently?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 20:56, archived)

By replying to your post

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Aug 2024, 21:58, archived)

Cheers hun.
How's your menopause developing?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:59, archived)

I dropped one when I got home from work
The cat gave me a disgusted look and jumped out of the window
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:56, archived)

We like to say that something crawled up your arse and died

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:02, archived)

are all managers wankers?
you can say hitler
( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:22, archived)

hitler

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:23, archived)

can't believe you said that

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)

alright mc, i'm drinking a g&t while working like someone from the 70's

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:26, archived)

whilst chainsmoking?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:27, archived)

of course

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:28, archived)

Yes
Hth
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:40, archived)

Yes, and all managees are paragons of wonderfulness
who know better about everything on the planet. Except apparently about how to move off the bottom rung of their career ladder.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:49, archived)

^management wanker

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:02, archived)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my line manager's got 1488 tattooed across her tits.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:56, archived)

what does 1488 mean?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:20, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

It’s some nazi shit, if you see people using those numbers it’s usually an indicator they’re some fash cunt.
14 is how many words there are in some Hitler thing about the future for white people, and 88 is code for HH or Heil Hitler.

Remember kids, knowing is half the battle.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:41, archived)

what's the future looking like for white people with stupid moustaches?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:57, archived)

Based on how many 20-something twats I see with paedo geography teacher moustaches?
Pretty good.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:00, archived)

PAEDO

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:20, archived)

Sorry, is that your safe word?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:50, archived)

Aye

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 20:00, archived)

Elton Johzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 20:29, archived)

Cup size

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

crap size?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:03, archived)

About a foot, had to break its back with the toilet brush

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:05, archived)

I’m home now by the way, thanks for asking

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)

hi honey you're home!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:55, archived)

Fuck off then
I'm in Orange Cunty
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:08, archived)

Google it, while logged in on your personal PC.
Add "Where can I get a " in front of the number and " tattoo?" on the end.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:35, archived)

Revenge is Ministry's best record, haunds doon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)

listening now

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:04, archived)

Even the video is brilliant

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:08, archived)

ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ is my fav album tho tbh
well that's tonight's music sorted. i'm going industrial.
( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:10, archived)

I reckon my favourite of theirs is The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:12, archived)

to be honest when i was younger i only had the album listed above, and i played it, a lot.
so it's always going to be my fav, and i haven't really listened to much of their other stuff, dunno why, i think a friend gave me that album and i listened to it in my car all the time, i'm going to listen to more of their stuffs tonight tho, i am definitely in the mood for it after the day i've had
( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:14, archived)

They went 'industrial metal' on The Mind
The Land of Rape and Honey was when they kind of straddled industrial and metal.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

fuck me neubauten are still going?
(looking at old bands i haven't thought about in ages)
( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:24, archived)

Evil Bollocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:24, archived)

Nine Inch Bollocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:13, archived)

Throbbing Bollocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:13, archived)

Bollocks Gristle

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:09, archived)

Depeche Chode

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:13, archived)

Huge Bollocks
(Huge Baby)
( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)

Stabbing Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)

Nadaret Voltaire

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Aug 2024, 23:01, archived)

hittla

(WiggZ, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:48, archived)

afternoon

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:56, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:14, archived)

yeah cheers, you?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:54, archived)

Not bad, been awake since midnight UK time and still nowhere near getting home
#nobodycarescheers
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)

oof
how are you travelling?
It took me a week or so to get ovwr my jetlag
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:06, archived)

Flight then a series of increasingly delayed / cancelled trains
I was only 2 hours ahead but had to be at the airport for 4am local time
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:15, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:06, archived)

i care a lot

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:15, archived)

Planes, Trains and Bollocks

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:47, archived)

cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)

Scrotal Eclipse of the Heart

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:34, archived)

gooch gouda

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:54, archived)

clicking this

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:56, archived)

Well if no other twunt is going to say it MORNING

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:59, archived)

Morning.
Who wants a hug? A big friendly Friday hug?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:04, archived)

I'm alright thanks
also I'm a bit wary of personal contact at the moment as I'm being used as a human scratching post by an adorable but massively energetic kitteh. It's cute when she launches herself at me, claws out, but much more fun when I'm wearing thicker clothing.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:22, archived)

Ok, you just get a callous glare instead.
Mostly because I’m envious of your kitten.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)

So gay!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:53, archived)

Fondling your arse while we hug isn't gay
it's just common sense.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

Excuse me, I have hiccups
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2299306/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:20, archived)

That's a very handy link.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

Morning, I’m in THAT LONDON

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)

This London?
Well, the sun's come out for you now which is nice
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:23, archived)

It is rather pleasant, shame I have to travel to the desolate North later

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

Bit windy here still lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:26, archived)

Gloriously sunny here tbh
Just having a shit in the First Class lounge
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:15, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:02, archived)

Allo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Morning
I am in a great deal of pain
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)

That doesn't sound like a great deal.
It sounds like a terrible deal, to be honest.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:05, archived)

Peppermint tea is helping

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

Sounds like a really middle class child's name

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:16, archived)

What's your pain source?
I've just had a hernia op, and it still feels like someone is trying to rip open my groin when I stand up.
Why they'd want to do that I can't imagine.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

Everything else is fine though
Kind of makes it worse
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)

I had an umbilical hernia about 13 years ago
Absolute fucking agony. I am currently suffering from a severe bout of IBS, with associated trapped wind and constipation. The medicine that works is manufactured in Germany, so we can't get it any more.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:26, archived)

We've been through this before, that 'manufactured in Germany so we can't get it' thing is completely untrue.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)

It's got a swastika on it

( mongychops, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)

Heil Hernia

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)

Very good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Well, every doctor and pharmacist I've asked has told me they can't

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:01, archived)

Actually, just googled it
And it is apparently now back in stock. Will be having a word with my doctor on Monday.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 14:12, archived)

Airport bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 2:27, archived)

BOELLOCKSING

( MiseryCunt, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 4:22, archived)

How many feet though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 5:29, archived)

Burger bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 5:29, archived)

Not just any airport bollocks, Friday airport bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:46, archived)

Are you eloping with Mr Horrible?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 8:52, archived)

I fucking wish

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)

it's beer of the glock

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 15:53, archived)

Air Handling Unit 5 is down tomorrow for its annual service.
My colleague innocently put "WEIGHING ROOM UNAVAILABLE DUE TO AHU5 CHECK" on the schedule. Inevitably I read ANUS and dun a lol.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 15:58, archived)

Why do you need a unit to handle air?
Normally it just floats there anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:05, archived)

We find it's generally better to have some control over what's in it and how it flows when you're making drugs.
generally better a statutory requirement

edit: ok mods, the end-strikey code doesn't seem to work anymore. What gives?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)

it was always fun when open tags fucked up the rest of the board
great days
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:32, archived)

Upside down shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:20, archived)

my old buddy Digger used to say "it's all gone for a ball of shit"
mind you he also used to say "I'd give that a shot in the dutt"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)

digger was a baker and one time i worked the night shift with him in a leytonstone bakery, it was like The Drunken Bakers only with crappy hash
and then on the way home in the early morning we found magic mushrooms on wanstead flats
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 2:04, archived)

Alright, Walter White.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Aug 2024, 22:45, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:34, archived)

anyone know if i can use a ruglar uk household lightswitch as a switch for 12v lights running off a car battery?
i asked google but it's mostly fucking americans and their stupid switches
( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)

alright Scoob

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:28, archived)

dunno what that is
but you can use a regular switch if that helps
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:33, archived)

you turn me on baby

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)

I mean. Yes. If a switch can handle 240v it can handle 12v
on the other hand I'm currently listening to Katy Perry's new single "Woman's World" on spotify because someone mentioned it in podcast. Generic. Lands about as well as a tepid pot noodle being dropped on the floor.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:36, archived)

yeah but there's issues with the amp load change on dc vs ac
and arcing, or some shit
( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:40, archived)

As long as it's a clicky switch it ought to be fine
Alec has done a whole 15 minutes on this. I can watch his stuff for hours, you may not be able to deal with his style www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrMiqEkSk48
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:46, archived)

i will look thank you

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)

i like him! thanks for the recommendation!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:53, archived)

halfway through (he's talking about the speed of switches to prevent arching damage)
very interesting. subbed.
( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:04, archived)

UNSUBSCRIBE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:50, archived)

FUCK YOU

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)

Please pin this comment

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 23:10, archived)

Yeah but she's fit tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:43, archived)

it's a shame that Katy Perry's 'I'm a big slag so treat me like shit' era songs are such bangers
because the lyrics in her 'wait, Actually women deserve rights and respect' are really good but the music is as dull as shit
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)

The Guardian's feminist columnists are very upset about it, yes she's a successful woman but she's doing it all wrong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 18:52, archived)

behind every successful woman is a sucked off man

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)

*stands behind simone biles*

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 20:00, archived)

once ai is fully integrated into google searches it will detect when results too US-centric for your location, and it will automatically link you to all the resources you need in order to emigrate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

ai hallucinates too much for my liking atm

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:58, archived)

chatgpt is the only one i've used extensively, it does still make stuff up but it's usually obvious, not always though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 18:56, archived)

Cheers 🍻

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:29, archived)

Bollocks from LA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 7:02, archived)

bollocks uk

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 7:03, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)

Star spangled bollocks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 7:19, archived)

united colours of bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:13, archived)

-u

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:24, archived)

arise sir bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:25, archived)

Duke of Scrotovia

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:59, archived)

Sir Galagonad

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 10:32, archived)

a knight of the round testicle

( MiseryCunt, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 17:08, archived)

Red Hot Chili Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 8:00, archived)

Universal Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 8:28, archived)

Bollocks from Kaunas 🇱🇹

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 8:33, archived)

Fourth largest city in the Baltic States and Lithuanian's seventh largest manufacturing center of souvenir tea towels

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

scrotal recall

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)

Gooch gouda

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:13, archived)

HARRASSMENT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:14, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)

Cannonbollocks Run

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:57, archived)

Cheers la

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 9:01, archived)

2028 Olympics tagline

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 10:03, archived)

alright Stereo Mike

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)

Ooh la la bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 13:48, archived)

Even if you hollywould, she probably hollywouldn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 14:49, archived)

Bollocks in LA
Nobody bollocks in LA.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 15:25, archived)

"So, what were you doing when WW3 broke out?"
I was making electricity puns on B3ta
August, 2024
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:52, archived)

Love it.

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)

watching Nazi Megastructures

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:59, archived)

Talking bollocks at 37000 feet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:09, archived)

If my bollocks could talk
they’d probably say “mmmf mmf mm mmfff mffm”
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:43, archived)

maybe those are private thoughts best kept to yourself

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:15, archived)

Too late now, innit.
You read it. You can't un-read it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17, archived)

Crash Test Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:21, archived)

Once there was this bollock who
Went into the Albert Hall and never told his owner
And when his owner noticed
He went and started World War II
They couldn't understand that he simply missed his bollock
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:23, archived)

Watt?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:12, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking current

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:34, archived)

I have been vaccuummiinngg for the last 2 hours
and now I can feel quite a powerful static charge around me. Like that feeling from a recently switched on CRT.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:17, archived)

ww3 you say?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:18, archived)

That gay penguin died.
Butterfly effect, innit
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 6:25, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:44, archived)

Gooch gouda

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:44, archived)

On the dating circuit?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

I met a real hottie on the dating circuit.
I just couldn't resistor.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:43, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)

I really haven’t got the capacitor for further puns

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:47, archived)

You sound very intolerant, like that Nigel Farad.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:57, archived)

Apparently he has non-binary sibling
A transistor
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:02, archived)

He's got a strong bias against her and it's been years since he's Zener.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:23, archived)

STOP THIS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:27, archived)

I'm only doing it because Cheers was encouraging me.
Truth be told, I'm very easily LED.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:34, archived)

You're sparky tonight
Been at the juice?
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:47, archived)

I just felt this place was getting a bit static and needed a good shock to amp things up a little.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:56, archived)

And you're currently doing a fine job!

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:57, archived)

(This is funny because 'Zener' is a type of diode.)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:27, archived)

It's a dying ode to the pun.

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)

Ohmygod

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:32, archived)

*parp*

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:39, archived)

Oh no

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)

Oh YES.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:35, archived)

scrotal recall

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:45, archived)

HA CHA CHA CHA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

scott,

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

Meh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:17, archived)

Hammer Of The Gonads
Three Ballbags Outside Ebbing, Missouri
City Slickers: The Legend Of Curly's Gonad
Intesticular
St. Trinians 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gonad
Puss In Bollocks
Children Of A Lesser Gonad
The Gland That Bollocks The Cradle
Ballrats
Bollock Beauty
Kinky Bollocks
A Few Gonad Men
Miss Peregrine's Home For Testicular Children
Bollocks Over Broadway
Talladega Nights: The Ballbag Of Ricky Bobby
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)

Honey I Shrunk The Gonads
Full Metal Bollocks
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)

Anal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

Yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)

Yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:54, archived)

dmedff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:28, archived)

The Flintstones theme tune, except instead of Flintstones it's Bollocks
Bollocks, meet The Bollocks
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:06, archived)

they're the modern scrotal family
from the, town of ballbag
they're the parts right down from where you wee
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:58, archived)

Ben Doon and Philip McCrack

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:25, archived)

Ben Doun and Phil McCreviss
Ffs man get it right
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)

I would have accepted Phil McCracken

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)

on the dating circuit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:46, archived)

D'yer know that Patrick Fitzwiiliam

And maybe William Fitzpatrick?
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:26, archived)

My dad knew a bloke called Donald McDonald, true story

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:48, archived)

I had a customer called 'Hamish McSporran' once

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)

'Lubi Rodway'

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:21, archived)

'Randy Cummings'

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:21, archived)

I had a client called Gustaf Wank
He was German (of course)
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:29, archived)

He didn't have to ask me twice to call him GUSTAF
Arf
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)