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Donald where's your

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:30, archived)
Nephews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:38, archived)
smoking 'obama runtz' this morning, every place you buy it's something different, this version is incredibly potent

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
Wallace and Gromit in the wrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:40, archived)
and they've gone wrong!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
Someone will make this film 5 minutes after the copyright runs out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)
boney mzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:58, archived)
ear bandage

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:44, archived)
kept reminding me of the guy in Jolly Jack's cartoons, who had eyebrows that size and shape

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:49, archived)
What does J.D. Vance think about childless squits though, we must be told

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
Have you seen the clip where they've filmed him in a donut shop, to show how normal he is?
It immediately goes fully to shit when the woman serving him isn't in the mood to fuck about, later on he tries to cover himself by ordering "...whatever makes sense" so that he doesn't fuck the order up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:19, archived)
'OK. good'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:44, archived)
we've been saying this to each other lately when we're not interested in something

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:44, archived)
I still read that
Whenever he bothers to make a new one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
I had no idea he was still doing it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)
Boko Haram

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)
skipped the light fandango

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:32, archived)
Burned cartwheels on the floor
Threw gays off high up buildings
The crowd cried out for more!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)
marbles

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:58, archived)
Mr. Marbles??

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)
sure, why not

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)
soap

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:05, archived)
pills and+

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)
Self respect

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
(just a little bit)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)
^ Giiina G

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)
I kissed Gail Cunningham

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:32, archived)

www.compass.com/agents/gail-cunningham/
also: b3ta.com/talk/8423209
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:34, archived)
woah
Gail understands the nuances of negotiating and the many benefits of living in Manhasset and Port Washington.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)
i mean, bitch has a hinged head, that's what caught my eye

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)
Thallium

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:44, archived)
went here yesterday
imgur.com/a/WC7NqXA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:26, archived)
Nice gate

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:32, archived)
it's fucking lovely round there
it's where they film Masterchef

imgur.com/a/NkuYDEh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:51, archived)

lm st
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:54, archived)
^ queer 'eye for the gate' guy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)
You could at least have obliterated the 'c's before you took the photo.
Haha, Welome, Loks, good joke Monster Munch
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:43, archived)
inevitably pronounced "joke anals"
www.joecanals.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:09, archived)
Enthralling

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:30, archived)
Sorry but
Enthrall fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)
how's the weather there now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:20, archived)
Fucking scorchio
I'm off down to the pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:20, archived)
I'm gonna write a book about the fascist brothers in Spandau Ballet. Got a title...
Mein Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)

asc
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 6:25, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Sep 2024, 6:38, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 8:50, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:50, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)
No
b3ta.com/talk/8423189
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:29, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:04, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:50, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)
-i +ea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:24, archived)
Morning

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:07, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:50, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:14, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)
morning, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:28, archived)
Cheers, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 8:59, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)
John Malkovich

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)
Morning. I have a bit of a hangover.
Knocked back a couple of bottles of wine with the neighbours yesterday but had the sense to stop drinking fairly early in the evening so hangover lasted from 2am to about 7am. Now I'm just a bit fuzzy around the edges.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)
cool

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:16, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:52, archived)

Knock fist
back
bottles of wine with
drink fist

fuzz fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:06, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:52, archived)

morn fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:50, archived)
fisting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)
Something on your mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:01, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Mourns_for_Morn%3F

Mourn Fist
Morn Fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:18, archived)
Benjamin Lafayette "Ben" Fisto

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)
Who's a dirty little puppy?
Is it you? Dirty puppy? Yeah you love it you little pup.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:46, archived)
They said you were dead. They said—
You young pup! You young pup!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:50, archived)
i am not ashamed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 21:06, archived)
meanwhile in wakistan

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 21:06, archived)
go on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 21:08, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 22:04, archived)
╰⋃╯
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
............
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:45, archived)
bollocks to that shuddering fuck nozzle
alrite
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:04, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
tl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
er

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
evenin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:33, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:41, archived)
Fo schnozzle yo nozzle

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
Sorry!

(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
don't be sorry. be better.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:50, archived)
yo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
u can

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:48, archived)
't say

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:48, archived)
hit

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:48, archived)
ler

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:48, archived)
, Trouser

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)
ron

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)
chev

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)
is this a

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
meh

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
dmedff

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
Just bought a Tesla. Hope that doesn't make me a horrible racist

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:52, archived)
don't forget to switch the aircon to recirc so you can maximise the smell of your own farts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)
It makes you a cunt, no offense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:01, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
well tolerance of intolerance is intolerance, so basically, yeah it does
also makes you a fucking mug to buy a tesla when there's a huge amount of info about their service levels and build quality available
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8423129
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8423081
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:06, archived)
mushroom mushroom

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)
It makes you poorer and very gullible

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:26, archived)
I'd love a Tesla.

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 9:59, archived)
Lucky you!

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:01, archived)
Obama Runtz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)
, Trouser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:24, archived)
We seem to be having a spot of rain.
The garden is under an inch of water. The road outside my house is now a river. I expect the cellar is flooded. How's the weather where you are? No postcodes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:59, archived)
Raining here too.
55012
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:33, archived)
fuck off brb

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:45, archived)
Could you stop that?
It's becoming tiresome.
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)
fuck off bou

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:13, archived)
No seriously m8 you say fuck off brb every time he posts

(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:20, archived)
Doesn't he say that to everyone?
He is a Misery Cunt, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)
Not EVERY time they post
Have you noticed that when someone is predictable they become irritating
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
brb has me on 2.0 so he can fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:48, archived)
Yes but we have to see it
I'm just aggravated
Sorry
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)
I remember when you were an irritating little cunt
Multiple accounts wank trolling tracking people's IP addresses etc... pot/kettle
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:55, archived)
Fair point
Well made.

I never tracked anyone's IP Address?
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:38, archived)
Clear, despite the forecast.
Should have put the washing out to dry after all.

Now I shall dispatch my assorted devils and imps to rend those who lied to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)
Could you spare a few to rend my enemies?

(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:53, archived)
All Jews no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:00, archived)
No the asshole who lives up the road who keeps blowing his exhaust fumes into my kitchen
I'm going to slash his tyres
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
Besides if you REALLY thought I was a racist
You would put me on ignore
Which you haven't done
Which means you don't think I am one
And I'm not one
So there
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)
Send me a list*
*may cost your immortal soul
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
That's too expensive.
I'll stick with slashing his tyres
(Fantasma:, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:36, archived)
The forecasts have been way off this week
I've resorted to Paxman's look-out-the-window method
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:22, archived)
Sun came back out about 2 hours ago
Went down to sunbathe and now I look like a cooked lobster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)
Oh no, the cellar! I hope the fine wines are insured
Maybe a good time to start growing mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)
Experience has taught me that this is the worst time to start growing mushrooms
unless you like your mushrooms covered in black and purple mould.

The fine wines will be fine. Wines.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:16, archived)
Greetings from not-so-sunny Spain
It's pissing down and I'm drinking gin. 🍸
What are you fucksticks up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:36, archived)
Unlucky
Just watched the new Beetlejuice film, pretty good 8/10

Cheers Planearm
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)
I'm hoping to watch it when I get back

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:37, archived)
I'm watching it this evening
Would it be better if I slammed some billy up my japper beforehand?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:01, archived)
Before, after and during

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:09, archived)
Of course that makes the most sense
Ta everso
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
chillin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:10, archived)
Just had lunch
T'was very nice. One of the blokes I've met asked me what I was doing this afternoon, and I told him I was going to get in the jacuzzi. He said "but it's raining, you'll get wet!"
Fucking nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)
ha!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:42, archived)
Skinning up, filling up the washing machine, and not much else.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)
It's Sunday, don't be too hard on yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:42, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Sep 2024, 7:43, archived)
EIGHT O'CLOCK AND ALL'S HELL

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 8:00, archived)
sunday

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 8:25, archived)
oof, that was unpleasant
I just googled the lyrics to the Velvet Underground's Sunday Morning to be told the words to a Maroon 5 song :(
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 8:27, archived)
OOF
you sure have changed since yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 8:34, archived)
all sunday mornings sound the same

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:50, archived)
, Trouser

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:31, archived)
bollocks to that 2.0 wielding fucktard
wasson?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
waiting for my man
Amazon delivery man
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)
one just dropped to a neighbour
he fell out of his van and yelled 'OH FUCK! OW! FUCK!'
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)
my office desk is right by the window and i'm feeding my resident wagtails
i'm not hiding in a bush. or am i?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:28, archived)
Unusual, normally they don't give a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:36, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 21:23, archived)
WHY IS THIS A THING NOW?
I hate you, you ugly bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:08, archived)
calm down, Trouser

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:28, archived)
He's being such a Trouser about all this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 14:19, archived)
Give the guy some slacks

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:03, archived)
haha classic , Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)
Hello.

(Fantasma:, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:52, archived)
Is that R. Gordon Wasson,
the former banker who became an ethnomycologist and played a key role in documenting the ritual use of both fly agaric and psilocybin mushrooms, thereby inadvertently becoming a prophet of the counterculture thanks to his groundbreaking 1957 Time article about his psychedelic experience with an indigenous healer in Mexico?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)
elememtary, my dear wasson

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 21:15, archived)
no the other one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 1:15, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 2:10, archived)
Free hotel WiFi and lots of gin
What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 22:01, archived)
FEASTING

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 1:12, archived)
WE BE FEASTIN MUTHAFUCKA

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 2:11, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 16:04, archived)
Hello

(Fantasma:, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 16:56, archived)
fuck off brb

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
More lies!

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:00, archived)
Been away for a while
Why does everyone hate you now? Apart from the obvious obvs
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)
Front page envy

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
Just seen and have clicked accordingly

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 7 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)
Oh I just realised!
Typical, it was one that took about 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)
I don't keep notes, soz.
Could you be less specific?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 19:24, archived)
You must have them all on ignorance
bliss
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 7 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)
Oh...
The ones who can't last a day without saying my name? Bless their hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 20:14, archived)
morning and fuck off brb thread

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 8:14, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Sep 2024, 8:53, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 11:04, archived)
fucklist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)
morning and fuck off brb, Trouser

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 9:01, archived)
afternoon, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 12:00, archived)
:)GARDEN NEWS(:
Fly-sized froglets are afoot! Stunningly beautiful creatures.

The foxes have moved on. I know this because we now have wild rabbits! Also, after a break of 2 or 3 years, HEDGEHOGS HAVE RETURNED!

The foxes, in manipulating the built environment (making holes through fences, tunnelling under walls, etc.), appear to have opened up new animal trails, and new animals are moving in to fill the various niches created by the foxes killing everything. So, yay! Kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)
Nice :)

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:46, archived)
What led you to believe I am neurodivergent?
I never considered it before.
(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:48, archived)
Everyone here is a nutter of at least one type or more.
You exhibit some legendarily transgressive behaviour which to me suggests some kind of mania. You have suggested you can hear people whispering wicked things about you which suggests paranoid delusions. You seem drawn to the kinds of paranoid conspiracy theory and cultural biases that I tend to associate (fairly or unfairly) with people who are a bit different in the brain department. Perhaps because of bipolar disorder, or having had too much lsd, or some hormonal imbalance, or any number of psychological traumas, or being kicked in the head by a horse, or having dementia, or having been indoctrinated in a cult, or some combination of the above.

Not questioning your own sanity, I'm sure, is a symptom of insanity. They definitely teach that one at armchair psychology class.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 20:27, archived)
Funny you should mention her paranoia, as a few people have mentioned that to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:28, archived)
One of the hedgehogs I saw was huge
like an over-inflated rugby ball, if such a thing is even possible. Really smooth, too, without the discernible white markings the old clan had.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:42, archived)
.claxxxon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:58, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:11, archived)
.klxn surely
I could call them a family, or more precisely a prickle.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:46, archived)
Just thought, this could be one of the most ignored subthreads right now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:54, archived)
That could be an ill hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)
Whoah....
IDK, it seemed really healthy, doing its sniffing and digging. I'll keep a look out for it again. Not sure what I could do about it if it did have balloon syndrome tbh, except call the RSPCA.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)
I never said that I heard people whispering things in my ear!
I said that my sister whispers things in the next room thinking i cant hear her. She actually does this!
(Fantasma:, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 9:19, archived)
fuck that i'm cooking sausages in the air fryer because that's the best way to cook them these days
but i'm eating saussies because i'm too lazy to cook anything else. what are you too lazy to do?

you can't say hitler
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
Air fryers are shit m8, you've been mugged off.
I oven bake sausages.

I'm at work covering a market shift due to staff cuntery. I can't be arsed with it today
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)
PS Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
PPS Moth canned aperitivo spritz cocktails are excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:13, archived)
Why not fry them in a pan, like a normal person?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
This

(PORCY, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
too much fucking aboutery

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
^eats Pot Noodles dry

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
only the chicken and mushroonn one darling

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)
he can't get in the oven with the pan can he

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 20:31, archived)
sorry m8 disagree

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)
Aids

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:13, archived)
I had a frozen pizza

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:14, archived)
honestly they're better cooked m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)
Heh

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:21, archived)
What, you don’t even make your own sausages?
*judges*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:33, archived)
i don't even deserve the ration of air i've been surviving on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:36, archived)
I say we take off and gas the Jews from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:57, archived)
That sounds controversial, and possibly racist.
But fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:07, archived)
possibly racist?
nah.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 23:09, archived)
Your score: 4 / 7 “They can’t order me to stop dreaming.” Cinderella
Couple of guesses but I knew the first one
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69323668
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:46, archived)
Graham Gouda

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:49, archived)
Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
5/7
lol Gooch
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
1/7 egg mcmuffin filled with spunk

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
4/7, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:00, archived)
Tadeusz Moron

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
2/7, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:27, archived)
3/7 Erwadi Santhanakoodu Festival
The mental fight on links is still going on btw.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:49, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)
I totally helped.
b3ta.com/links/1618422
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:30, archived)
I love how they both insist that they're the intelligent and sane one.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)
I went to have a look but it's boring

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
3/7, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
5/7, Ringaskiddy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:46, archived)
haven't bothered out of 7

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:56, archived)
The only winning move is not to play.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:57, archived)

play

post on b3ta
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:18, archived)
lol loser

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:26, archived)
that reminded me of the running man for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)
3

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:28, archived)
OUT OF WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:56, archived)
SEVEN OKAY

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)
We have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:04, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:05, archived)
lollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:29, archived)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:22, archived)
Fuck you, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:29, archived)
Gas yourself, Trouser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:31, archived)
Set fire to your knees, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)
Whistle the National Anthem in C#, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)
Skydive naked without a parachute, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:41, archived)
Walk this way, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:41, archived)
lick your own piss off your mum, Trouser

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:57, archived)
Spend a day in the company of Spanishfly, Trouser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
Have a wonderful day, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
and you, Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:10, archived)
Shit an average sized car out, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:23, archived)
Waste an inordinate amount of time on /talk with people who don't respect you but that's because they don't respect themselves either and they just insult you to cover up the sadness and oh god what have I done with my life, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:36, archived)
A+++

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringaskiddy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422966
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:40, archived)
I've been there!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)
Last night's batch of broccoli and stilton soup
is making for a foul gassy session of an afternoon today.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:44, archived)
+ , Trouser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
Anyone fancy an afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:28, archived)
I fancy you

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422915
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422827
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422637
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422902
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:05, archived)
Fine, have a morning thread, see if I care

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:44, archived)
Morning cheers friday whallop

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:46, archived)
Fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:49, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)
I don't want it. Delete this thread.
And the morning. Delete that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:50, archived)
I’d quite like to delete this week

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:51, archived)
Me too. I had an awful week.

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:56, archived)
Yep, fuck this week.
At least it’s the weekend after today. Time to watch telly or eat gravel or pickle some gerbils or whatever you do with your spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:03, archived)
That’s pretty much spot on, although I prefer hamsters when preserving rodents

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:11, archived)
You can grow nice flowers from soil fertilised with preserved rodents.
Tulips from hamster jam

/very old joke
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:25, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:38, archived)
🤣😂

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:38, archived)
It's okay here
got my last checkup after the broken shoulder yesterday - x-ray shows fracture healed up okay. I can start proper physio AND, more importantly, I can ride my fucking bicycle. Three months on public transport has been shit AND expensive. I'm also back on the motorbike after three months just in time for rain but hey, it's good to be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)
You have a special bicycle for fucking?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)
It has stabilisers
Much safer.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:26, archived)
a mounting bike

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:32, archived)
A chopper

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)
A BMXXX?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:01, archived)
How did you break your shoulder?

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:41, archived)
I was out for a Sunday afternoon run
tripped over a paving slab and fell at a very, very bad angle.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:01, archived)
Ouch!
Glad you are better.
(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 12:22, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:47, archived)
HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:16, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:43, archived)
Go fuck yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422898
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:46, archived)
We have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:49, archived)
Christ shut up will you? Nobody's reading all this shit you type

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)
smyls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:53, archived)
I'm having a ham sandwich instead
Should get to Dover in about 2 hours, then the phone is going off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:19, archived)
Enjoy!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:27, archived)
Bon voyage

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:32, archived)
Jambon voyage

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:43, archived)
This is good

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:35, archived)
Shit off, fuckfaces

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)
That's not very kind.
Do you want to talk about your feelings?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
i want to talk about his feelings

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
i want to feel his touchings

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 6:41, archived)
Any thoughts on poultry powder?
The flea larvae killing kind, not Acme instant poultry powder.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)
A lot of people here are very keen on the kind of powder that instantly turns some people into cocks, if that's any help.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:09, archived)
It doesn't work like that,
it only amplifies their natural dickheadedness.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:32, archived)
Indeed.
it's not like anyone's ever become a total fucking twat after getting pissed is it?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:24, archived)
It doesn't work like that,
it only amplifies their natural twattitude.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:42, archived)
I feel your pain

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:58, archived)
🍒

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
New b3ta feature: Sweary Epitaph Generator

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:14, archived)
cleaning the outside of the windows and suddenly realized i was singing my Grand Old Duke Of York song out loud
The Grand Old Duke Of York
He was a fucking cunt
He marched them up to the top of the hill
He was a fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 20:54, archived)

cunt paedo
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:05, archived)
alright elon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:07, archived)
I shall be shitting off in just over 2 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 0:25, archived)
taste my lemony tits

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 1:47, archived)
Faecal transplant thread
Not really, afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:01, archived)
I prefer the term 'artificial poo-swap' myself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:10, archived)
Turtle Pooer

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)
Ecce! Est pooer. Nomine Michaelangelo.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)
Artificial?
ARTIFICIAL? What's the alternative, authentic poo swap?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)
Organic poo swap from Waitrose

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)
Taste the Difference

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:25, archived)
Isn't that the one they found horse polyps in?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)
Boycott shampoo, demand REAL poo!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)
Shampoo for my real friends...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)
Holiday company just called me
Slight change to pickup time, but it was enough to give me a minor panic attack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:02, archived)
Demand a freebie
at the very least, a selection of gin miniatures for the transfers...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)
I think I need a drink

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:41, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)
Shit up a viaduct, cuntfeatures

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:24, archived)
I initially read that as "cuntfeathers", think I prefer that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:10, archived)
Shut up a verdict, cuntfattener

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:16, archived)
Shat out a videocassette, Cronenberg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:26, archived)
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:44, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)

I just watched an interesting video that says some yanks on patrol got killed by a giant in Kandahar. The end.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:24, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:31, archived)
Alright beep.
What's your position on Afghan giants, running round the place eating soldiers with their 2 rows of teeth and supernumerary digits?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:46, archived)
Not really fussed tbh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:49, archived)

Fair enough.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)
Magog

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 20:59, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:45, archived)

This giant was ginger, they didn't say what his record collection was like.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:47, archived)
I used to enjoy a Saturday morning sat in front of Noel Edmonds multicoloured plop swap

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:35, archived)
I preferred Phillip Schofield and Sarah Green Pooing Live

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:23, archived)
Why are you having a fucking crap?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:46, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 7:30, archived)
Morning h

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 7:41, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 5 Sep 2024, 7:53, archived)
Now you're getting the hang of it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54, archived)
morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 8:04, archived)
Bollocks Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 8:45, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 8:48, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54, archived)
Morning, all you beautiful b3ta specimens.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 9:07, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:55, archived)
Alright? I'm fucking magnificent mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 11:06, archived)
Classic morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 9:42, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 11:59, archived)
There's a top banana mental fight on links today.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

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