smoking 'obama runtz' this morning, every place you buy it's something different, this version is incredibly potent (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:48,
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Someone will make this film 5 minutes after the copyright runs out.(, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)
kept reminding me of the guy in Jolly Jack's cartoons, who had eyebrows that size and shape(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:49,
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What does J.D. Vance think about childless squits though, we must be told(, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:50, archived)
Have you seen the clip where they've filmed him in a donut shop, to show how normal he is?It immediately goes fully to shit when the woman serving him isn't in the mood to fuck about, later on he tries to cover himself by ordering "...whatever makes sense" so that he doesn't fuck the order up.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:19,
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we've been saying this to each other lately when we're not interested in something(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:44,
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I still read that Whenever he bothers to make a new one
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:03,
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Burned cartwheels on the floorThrew gays off high up buildings
The crowd cried out for more!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:43,
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www.compass.com/agents/gail-cunningham/
also: b3ta.com/talk/8423209
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:34,
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woahGail understands the nuances of negotiating and the many benefits of living in Manhasset and Port Washington.
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$$ ✅, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:24,
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i mean, bitch has a hinged head, that's what caught my eye(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:51,
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went here yesterdayimgur.com/a/WC7NqXA
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:26,
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it's fucking lovely round thereit's where they film Masterchef
imgur.com/a/NkuYDEh
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:51,
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You could at least have obliterated the 'c's before you took the photo.Haha, Welome, Loks, good joke Monster Munch
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inevitably pronounced "joke anals"www.joecanals.com/
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:09,
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Fucking scorchio I'm off down to the pool
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:03,
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I'm gonna write a book about the fascist brothers in Spandau Ballet. Got a title...Mein Kemp
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:59,
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Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you, Trouser (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 8:50,
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Morning. I have a bit of a hangover.Knocked back a couple of bottles of wine with the neighbours yesterday but had the sense to stop drinking fairly early in the evening so hangover lasted from 2am to about 7am. Now I'm just a bit fuzzy around the edges.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 9:23,
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m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzFkNjM5ZTItNTAzNy00NjZmLTliMjUtMTEyZDRmZDJmZWIyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzQ2MDUxMTg@._V1_.jpg
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Mourns_for_Morn%3F
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:18,
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Who's a dirty little puppy?Is it you? Dirty puppy? Yeah you love it you little pup.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:46,
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They said you were dead. They said—You young pup! You young pup!
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:50,
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bollocks to that shuddering fuck nozzlealrite
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:04,
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don't be sorry. be better.(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:50,
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Just bought a Tesla. Hope that doesn't make me a horrible racist(, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:52, archived)
don't forget to switch the aircon to recirc so you can maximise the smell of your own farts(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:00,
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well tolerance of intolerance is intolerance, so basically, yeah it doesalso makes you a fucking mug to buy a tesla when there's a huge amount of info about their service levels and build quality available
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It makes you poorer and very gullible (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 20:26,
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We seem to be having a spot of rain.The garden is under an inch of water. The road outside my house is now a river. I expect the cellar is flooded. How's the weather where you are? No postcodes.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:59,
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Doesn't he say that to everyone?He is a Misery Cunt, after all.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:31,
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Not EVERY time they postHave you noticed that when someone is predictable they become irritating
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brb has me on 2.0 so he can fuck off(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:48,
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I remember when you were an irritating little cuntMultiple accounts wank trolling tracking people's IP addresses etc... pot/kettle
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Clear, despite the forecast.Should have put the washing out to dry after all.
Now I shall dispatch my assorted devils and imps to rend those who lied to me.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 16:50,
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All Jews no doubt.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:00,
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No the asshole who lives up the road who keeps blowing his exhaust fumes into my kitchenI'm going to slash his tyres
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Besides if you REALLY thought I was a racist You would put me on ignore
Which you haven't done
Which means you don't think I am one
And I'm not one
So there
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Send me a list**may cost your immortal soul
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:32,
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The forecasts have been way off this weekI've resorted to Paxman's look-out-the-window method
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:22,
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Sun came back out about 2 hours ago Went down to sunbathe and now I look like a cooked lobster
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:43,
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Oh no, the cellar! I hope the fine wines are insured Maybe a good time to start growing mushrooms
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:16,
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Experience has taught me that this is the worst time to start growing mushroomsunless you like your mushrooms covered in black and purple mould.
The fine wines will be fine. Wines.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:16,
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Greetings from not-so-sunny Spain It's pissing down and I'm drinking gin. 🍸
What are you fucksticks up to?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:36,
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UnluckyJust watched the new Beetlejuice film, pretty good 8/10
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:07,
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I'm hoping to watch it when I get back (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:37,
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I'm watching it this evening Would it be better if I slammed some billy up my japper beforehand?
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Just had lunch T'was very nice. One of the blokes I've met asked me what I was doing this afternoon, and I told him I was going to get in the jacuzzi. He said "but it's raining, you'll get wet!"
Fucking nob.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:40,
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Skinning up, filling up the washing machine, and not much else.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:30,
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It's Sunday, don't be too hard on yourself (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:42,
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EIGHT O'CLOCK AND ALL'S HELL(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 8:00,
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oof, that was unpleasantI just googled the lyrics to the Velvet Underground's Sunday Morning to be told the words to a Maroon 5 song :(
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OOFyou sure have changed since yesterday
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 8:34,
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bollocks to that 2.0 wielding fucktardwasson?
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 17:57,
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waiting for my man Amazon delivery man
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:03,
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one just dropped to a neighbourhe fell out of his van and yelled 'OH FUCK! OW! FUCK!'
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:27,
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my office desk is right by the window and i'm feeding my resident wagtailsi'm not hiding in a bush. or am i?
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:28,
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Unusual, normally they don't give a fuck (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:36,
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WHY IS THIS A THING NOW?I hate you, you ugly bastard.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:08,
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He's being such a Trouser about all this(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 14:19,
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Is that R. Gordon Wasson,the former banker who became an ethnomycologist and played a key role in documenting the ritual use of both fly agaric and psilocybin mushrooms, thereby inadvertently becoming a prophet of the counterculture thanks to his groundbreaking 1957 Time article about his psychedelic experience with an indigenous healer in Mexico?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 20:51,
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elememtary, my dear wasson(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 21:15,
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Free hotel WiFi and lots of gin What could possibly go wrong?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 22:01,
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Been away for a while Why does everyone hate you now? Apart from the obvious obvs
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Oh I just realised!Typical, it was one that took about 5 minutes.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 20:19,
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I don't keep notes, soz.Could you be less specific?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 19:24,
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Oh...The ones who can't last a day without saying my name? Bless their hearts.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 20:14,
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morning and fuck off brb thread(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 8:14,
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Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you, Trouser (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Sep 2024, 11:04,
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:)GARDEN NEWS(:Fly-sized froglets are afoot! Stunningly beautiful creatures.
The foxes have moved on. I know this because we now have wild rabbits! Also, after a break of 2 or 3 years, HEDGEHOGS HAVE RETURNED!
The foxes, in manipulating the built environment (making holes through fences, tunnelling under walls, etc.), appear to have opened up new animal trails, and new animals are moving in to fill the various niches created by the foxes killing everything. So, yay! Kind of.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:22,
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What led you to believe I am neurodivergent?I never considered it before.
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Everyone here is a nutter of at least one type or more.You exhibit some legendarily transgressive behaviour which to me suggests some kind of mania. You have suggested you can hear people whispering wicked things about you which suggests paranoid delusions. You seem drawn to the kinds of paranoid conspiracy theory and cultural biases that I tend to associate (fairly or unfairly) with people who are a bit different in the brain department. Perhaps because of bipolar disorder, or having had too much lsd, or some hormonal imbalance, or any number of psychological traumas, or being kicked in the head by a horse, or having dementia, or having been indoctrinated in a cult, or some combination of the above.
Not questioning your own sanity, I'm sure, is a symptom of insanity. They definitely teach that one at armchair psychology class.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 20:27,
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Funny you should mention her paranoia, as a few people have mentioned that to me.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:28,
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One of the hedgehogs I saw was hugelike an over-inflated rugby ball, if such a thing is even possible. Really smooth, too, without the discernible white markings the old clan had.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 21:42,
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.klxn surelyI could call them a family, or more precisely a prickle.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:46,
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Just thought, this could be one of the most ignored subthreads right now.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 22:54,
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That could be an ill hogen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_syndrome
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 13:11,
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Whoah....IDK, it seemed really healthy, doing its sniffing and digging. I'll keep a look out for it again. Not sure what I could do about it if it did have balloon syndrome tbh, except call the RSPCA.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 8 Sep 2024, 15:22,
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I never said that I heard people whispering things in my ear!I said that my sister whispers things in the next room thinking i cant hear her. She actually does this!
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fuck that i'm cooking sausages in the air fryer because that's the best way to cook them these daysbut i'm eating saussies because i'm too lazy to cook anything else. what are you too lazy to do?
you can't say hitler
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:57,
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Air fryers are shit m8, you've been mugged off.I oven bake sausages.
I'm at work covering a market shift due to staff cuntery. I can't be arsed with it today
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:10,
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PPS Moth canned aperitivo spritz cocktails are excellent (
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:13,
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Why not fry them in a pan, like a normal person? (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:15,
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too much fucking aboutery(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:35,
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only the chicken and mushroonn one darling(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:46,
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he can't get in the oven with the pan can he(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 20:31,
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honestly they're better cooked m8(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:20,
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What, you don’t even make your own sausages?*judges*
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:33,
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i don't even deserve the ration of air i've been surviving on(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 18:36,
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I say we take off and gas the Jews from orbit.It's the only way to be sure.
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That sounds controversial, and possibly racist. But fun.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 19:07,
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possibly racist?nah.
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 23:09,
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Your score: 4 / 7 “They can’t order me to stop dreaming.” CinderellaCouple of guesses but I knew the first one
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69323668
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:46,
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3/7 Erwadi Santhanakoodu FestivalThe mental fight on links is still going on btw.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:49,
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I totally helped.b3ta.com/links/1618422
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:30,
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I love how they both insist that they're the intelligent and sane one.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:37,
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haven't bothered out of 7(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:56,
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The only winning move is not to play.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 16:57,
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that reminded me of the running man for some reason(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 17:31,
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:22,
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Whistle the National Anthem in C#, Trouser(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:40,
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Skydive naked without a parachute, Trouser(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 13:41,
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Shit an average sized car out, Trouser(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:23,
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Waste an inordinate amount of time on /talk with people who don't respect you but that's because they don't respect themselves either and they just insult you to cover up the sadness and oh god what have I done with my life, Trouser(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:36,
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Last night's batch of broccoli and stilton soupis making for a foul gassy session of an afternoon today.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:44,
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I don't want it. Delete this thread.And the morning. Delete that too.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:50,
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Yep, fuck this week.At least it’s the weekend after today. Time to watch telly or eat gravel or pickle some gerbils or whatever you do with your spare time.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:03,
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That’s pretty much spot on, although I prefer hamsters when preserving rodents (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 8:11,
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You can grow nice flowers from soil fertilised with preserved rodents.Tulips from hamster jam
/very old joke
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It's okay heregot my last checkup after the broken shoulder yesterday - x-ray shows fracture healed up okay. I can start proper physio AND, more importantly, I can ride my fucking bicycle. Three months on public transport has been shit AND expensive. I'm also back on the motorbike after three months just in time for rain but hey, it's good to be fixed.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:23,
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You have a special bicycle for fucking?(
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:18,
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It has stabilisersMuch safer.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:26,
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I was out for a Sunday afternoon runtripped over a paving slab and fell at a very, very bad angle.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:01,
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Christ shut up will you? Nobody's reading all this shit you type(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 11:52,
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I'm having a ham sandwich instead Should get to Dover in about 2 hours, then the phone is going off.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 10:19,
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That's not very kind.Do you want to talk about your feelings?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:32,
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i want to talk about his feelings(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 18:31,
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Any thoughts on poultry powder?The flea larvae killing kind, not Acme instant poultry powder.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:43,
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A lot of people here are very keen on the kind of powder that instantly turns some people into cocks, if that's any help.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:09,
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It doesn't work like that,it only amplifies their natural dickheadedness.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:32,
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Indeed. it's not like anyone's ever become a total fucking twat after getting pissed is it?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:24,
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It doesn't work like that,it only amplifies their natural twattitude.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:42,
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New b3ta feature: Sweary Epitaph Generator (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:14,
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cleaning the outside of the windows and suddenly realized i was singing my Grand Old Duke Of York song out loudThe Grand Old Duke Of York
He was a fucking cunt
He marched them up to the top of the hill
He was a fucking cunt
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 20:54,
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I shall be shitting off in just over 2 hours (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 0:25,
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Faecal transplant threadNot really, afternoon
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:01,
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Artificial?ARTIFICIAL? What's the alternative, authentic poo swap?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:16,
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Isn't that the one they found horse polyps in?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:24,
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Boycott shampoo, demand REAL poo!(
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:40,
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Shampoo for my real friends...(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:43,
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Holiday company just called me Slight change to pickup time, but it was enough to give me a minor panic attack
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:02,
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Demand a freebieat the very least, a selection of gin miniatures for the transfers...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:17,
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Shut up a verdict, cuntfattener(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:16,
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I just watched an interesting video that says some yanks on patrol got killed by a giant in Kandahar. The end.
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Alright beep.What's your position on Afghan giants, running round the place eating soldiers with their 2 rows of teeth and supernumerary digits?
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This giant was ginger, they didn't say what his record collection was like.
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I used to enjoy a Saturday morning sat in front of Noel Edmonds multicoloured plop swap(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:35,
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Why are you having a fucking crap? (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:46,
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Now you're getting the hang of it(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 10:54,
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Morning, all you beautiful b3ta specimens.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 9:07,
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Alright? I'm fucking magnificent mate.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 11:06,
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There's a top banana mental fight on links today.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:12,
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