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Bob Weir dly still and quiet
as if he was dead
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 11 Jan 2026, 14:41, archived)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 11 Jan 2026, 14:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 14:50, archived)
^ e-wee tap

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 15:22, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 7:27, archived)
<small>morning </small>

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 7:40, archived)
<smaller>morning</smaller>

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 10:10, archived)
Heather <small>

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 10:35, archived)
<sub> <sub> ft. Melanie Williams

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 10:56, archived)
James <sub>-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 11 Jan 2026, 11:16, archived)
<s> Club 7

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)
<font>aines D.C.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 13:16, archived)
<b>ollocks

(piss and shit, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)
<span>dau Ballet

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 13:34, archived)
<img src> ft. Candi Staton

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 15:32, archived)
You fucking nerd bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 15:48, archived)
I literally only know the ones I use on here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 16:22, archived)
<i>robollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)
The All Seeing <i> ft. Tony Christie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 17:05, archived)
Papa Don't <pre>ach

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 22:26, archived)
Cardi <b>

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 22:29, archived)
<style> Council

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 22:32, archived)
Talking <head>s

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 22:32, archived)
<sup>ertramp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 2:58, archived)
Grateful Dead

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 11 Jan 2026, 8:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 9:12, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 19:25, archived)
Lunch was rubbish
Nice to see the old man though

Not that you arksed though innit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 17:46, archived)
u r gay lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 17:55, archived)
I'd like to thank arrrrrdddddddvvvvvvvarrrrrrk and dearest b for the torrent ideas. I'm really enjoying this mp3. Be nicer in metal, and bigger. But 50 quid and excellent interface and sound quality. I do recommend.
Someone did just release solid iPod copies, but that was at a tech show. iPods were solid, but at a huge price.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 18:14, archived)
Hope you find the albums you’re looking for Mr M. Fight the power.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 21:50, archived)
mp3? Will you ever get with the times mongy? It's 2026, you don't have to download mp3s any more, you just think of the song you want to listen to and imagine it playing in your head.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 23:21, archived)
at a brazilian restaurant, was here last year and it was fucking amazing
so pretty hopeful tonight for a repeat
(piss and shit, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 18:17, archived)
Surely last year's meat will be off by now though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 18:21, archived)
I hope it's not one of those rodizio places
They fill you up on shit cuts first. Chicken hearts are often ace though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:22, archived)
I had chicken hearts at a Brazilian BBQ place in actual Brazil,
They were a nice amuse-bouche before shitloads of beef cuts from the detailed cow map.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)
cows don't need maps, they know where they are

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 22:29, archived)
What about when they're on the moove?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 23:48, archived)
They blow their horns

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 23:59, archived)
Bullocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 3:13, archived)
no it's fucking amazing
and one of the dudes bringing the meat out looks like a young Vic Reeves

the pecanha is indescribably good
(piss and shit, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 20:13, archived)
It's an overlooked/unknown cut here
Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 20:32, archived)
Chicken hearts are delicious
As are chicken livers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 20:56, archived)
Fthfthfthfthfrhfthfth

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 9:10, archived)
Silly person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 10:31, archived)
You know what, I'm at the age now that I like best of albums. I do like to get stuff overlooked but the majority of best of cover me. Blimey I've got old

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:00, archived)
I'm not an albums man in general
So many amazing records by people who only had a single or two in them. I would say most.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)
anal bums lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:54, archived)
#susanalbumparty

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:58, archived)
I always sort of felt obligated to listen to the album, hear the gist.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 21:38, archived)
Yes, I remember going to see Junior Senior at the Birmingham Academy and they seemed to run out of steam after they'd finished playing a 15 minute long super extended version of 'move your feet'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 23:19, archived)
Glad you enjoyed something about the day
I was exposed to the not-nearly-covered-enough-by-a-towel mental today. It's a terrible day to have eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 20:55, archived)
I am going to a bbq restaurant in fucking Didcot
Supposed to be vg

u
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 10:16, archived)
But did it tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 10:22, archived)
DON'TCOT, MORE LIKE OH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 10:23, archived)
idgi soz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 17:53, archived)
Still downloading music. It's not as easy on peer 2 peer anymore, not enough people seeding. Can't even get public enemy albums on pirate bay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 10:28, archived)
That didn't occur to me
Must be a tiny percentage of what used to be out there
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 10:56, archived)
Sod all mate. All the movies and games and shit. People still seeding old albums, nah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 11:14, archived)
Despite the fact that it's a dodgy-as-fuck-looking Russian site
AND the fact that you have to sign up to use it, AND you have to translate the pages to know what the fuck they say, I've had decent results with rutracker.org. Plenty of Public Enemy albums on there with seeders right now, looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)
Nutsacker more loike!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 16:04, archived)
Soulseek is a better bet for that kinda ting

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 16:32, archived)
Making vegetable soup

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 11:22, archived)
Went for a run and didn’t break anything by falling on the ice

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 12:28, archived)
Don't be put off, try again later

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 12:54, archived)
SINEP HAIR WAX

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 13:34, archived)
🧑‍🦲
lol JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 13:44, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 4:45, archived)
MORNING.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 7:37, archived)
No need m8.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 7:47, archived)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 8:03, archived)
The shouting. No need.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 8:06, archived)
GUNTSMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 8:39, archived)
YOU ARE IMAGINING THE SHOUTING

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 9:22, archived)
FANNY CHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 9:27, archived)
I'm not mad at you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 0:20, archived)
I'm loving having an MP3 player and bit torrents again. I forgot the simple please. Fuck using a phone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 2:02, archived)
does it have a headphone jack socket?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 2:07, archived)
I'd rather headphone jack socket than Fleetwoo's back socket

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 7:13, archived)
FLEETWOO

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 10 Jan 2026, 9:32, archived)
Fleetyay, fleethoupla?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 10 Jan 2026, 9:32, archived)
Buckingha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 10:38, archived)
3.5 and 4mm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 8:49, archived)
But enough about the respective girth and length of your pænus.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 10 Jan 2026, 9:33, archived)
Yea nice, fuck bluetooth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 11:25, archived)
A chipper and tidy four out of a possible seven this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74w3qx4j5no
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:40, archived)
"Subscribe to BBC to continue", game over man, game over. $8.99/m
Guess they're saving up for their legal fees.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:42, archived)
One subscription at a time
(or just log in via Firefox or some shit)
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)
4-6: This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us
Ron out of Sparks ptsd kicking in
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:41, archived)
use orbot

(piss and shit, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)
sue robot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:42, archived)
reboot us

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:12, archived)
Root suber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:25, archived)
uber tosor
AKA brb (not a nonce) ;)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:36, archived)
boot user

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)
Reus toob

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 22:26, archived)
4/7 fingering an unattractive dog

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)
why, when there are so many fit ones?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:54, archived)
Between 6 and 10 nipples
just sain'
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)
That would be a 6/7.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:11, archived)
4/7 ICE ICE Killy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:51, archived)
2/7 bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
James sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:01, archived)
I can never get Bluetooth to pair. I'm no cilla black

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:04, archived)
3 succesful guesses lol

(piss and shit, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)
2/7 tiny penis

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:47, archived)
Elton John'zzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)
Yes, the original result from the quiz was '2/10: tiny dancer' and I changed it to 'tiny penis'.
You have replied "Elton John'zzzz" to which my response is "crocodile cock".

Your move.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:59, archived)
Goodbye Yellow Dick Road

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)
Dikita

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:21, archived)
Cocket Man

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:29, archived)
Your Dong

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:29, archived)
Candle in the arse

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)
Sodophobe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 18:30, archived)
it's too fizzy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:10, archived)
Saturday night's alright for cockfighting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:15, archived)
I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Boobs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:57, archived)
Pinball Pizzle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 20:02, archived)
Candle in the minge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)
yes

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:56, archived)
Vagophile

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 18:31, archived)
I didn't see the tiny dancer thing because I scored more than 2 and answered less than 10

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)
How does Elton John describe the consistency of a perfectly boiled egg?
It's a little bit runny!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 20:31, archived)
FA Cup fixture and male health alert: Nottingham Wrexham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)
Grok, is this true?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:11, archived)
Grok Won

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:39, archived)
Here's the best way to get to Suckham:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 19:58, archived)
Wrexham's one up Nottingham's behind

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 20:12, archived)
Nottingham have pulled one back, only for Wrexham to slip another one in.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 21:04, archived)
Unbelievable! Nottingham have managed to grab themselves a pair now, but Wrexham have managed to get another one to remain in front

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 21:08, archived)
9

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 17:11, archived)
didn't do it
soz
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 21:15, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 7:00, archived)
m o r n
i
n
g
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 7:30, archived)
morning
Friday, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 7:42, archived)
Morning. I don't think I'll bother entering any more image challenges, clearly the mods don't like my work.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:12, archived)
there are no mods there is only zuul

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:25, archived)
Your biggest mistake was trying to do something funny.
Stick to face-swaps, preferably involving 80s Eastenders Characters, the Carry On films or STAR WARS.

I don't think you're allowed to do Gregg Wallace any more, so we'll have to cancel 90% of /board from 2008 to 2024.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:29, archived)
WHAT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:30, archived)
That one letter difference just saved your ass
Oh it's two letters, isn't it. I guess your ass was never in any real danger.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:53, archived)
danger ass
come along penfold
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:55, archived)
Danger Ass, he's hung like a donkey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:27, archived)
yeah he'll be fine until there's another "change some more letters and make something dull again" challange

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 11:33, archived)
lol challange
You see, it *is* funny!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:25, archived)
Make an accidental spelling mistake, fire up photoshop durp a durp durp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:29, archived)
It's no jumpy orange shapes, but it'll do.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:33, archived)
Well at least there's no danger of anyone trying to do something funny with the new competition.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:55, archived)
+ ass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:26, archived)
It's all politics anyway.
Just gaz the mods offers of sexual favours and you'll have a better chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:31, archived)
+ with dogs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:54, archived)
You need to persevere, just keep reposting it every week

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:40, archived)
Hello talkiechums

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:26, archived)
oh hiiiii

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 9:31, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 10:57, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 12:18, archived)
I suppose I ought to start a thread really, seeing as what day it is.
Alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jan 2026, 20:21, archived)
You were young when you started here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 20:22, archived)
he was alright

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:01, archived)
'was'? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:38, archived)
when you were young you ran green with teeth nice n clean u were alright

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:36, archived)
Indeed I was.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:38, archived)
you used to say
woo and let yay
(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 23:00, archived)
sick bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:59, archived)

ick team
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:05, archived)
They're family

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 22:48, archived)
Steam bum family
I got all my steambums with me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 1:15, archived)
All the girl mums, with the steam bums, throw your sick bums at me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 1:23, archived)
Belated candles congratulations/commiserations

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 11:24, archived)
they've cancelled all the trains
so I'm just hanging around to see if I can leave early
(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:58, archived)
be rubbish to stop running trains for bad weather
then have the staff all end up driving into ditches
(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:59, archived)
you can't. sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:59, archived)
No idea how I transfer the music
ibb.co/zTWYRS9p
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 20:21, archived)
probably takes dats

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 21:02, archived)
whats up, guy's?!!
having a fun Thursday? I've achieved literally nothing so far apart from eating a bockwurst. might go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:18, archived)
<s>b</s> c

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:24, archived)
How much is it wurst anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:46, archived)
back to ced
mm etc
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
<s> etc</s>MMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:22, archived)
cack lol

(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:39, archived)
lol
not the first time he's cacked the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:03, archived)
What time is Bargain Hunt on?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:25, archived)
<s>H</s> C

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:28, archived)
wcat mm etc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:30, archived)
Dunno soz
Watching Lucy Worsley's Victorian Murder Club, plus dropping some hideous guffs. Even I don't like them
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)
Get very very high Queef, then time your guffs to coincide with the actors making sad or angry faces, or storming out of a room
bonus points for fart/faint combos
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:17, archived)
Too late m8
I've moved onto shits now
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:32, archived)
Into your hands, ofc

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)
NO! SHIT IN A KETTLE!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 17:56, archived)
Lucy is very disappointed and she'll never go out with you now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:25, archived)
oh MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:31, archived)
smoked I bet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)
Oh totes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
I'm going pub, sod FedEx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:44, archived)
might head up the Forest for a few jars

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
You gonna get gherkins?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:26, archived)
Likely yes
Totes gherks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:31, archived)
You love sausages lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:39, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:58, archived)
Cock Sausages! Which is a bit of a gay hat on a hat. Two Gay Hats, in fact.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:07, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:26, archived)
sick burn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 17:57, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:41, archived)
ah the late show was great, he's such a gentle interviewer

(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:57, archived)
Had to wait in for a gas safety check
Got the cooker and kitchen cleaned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 16:22, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 7:52, archived)
morning
happy candle day Mr. Tea!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 8:05, archived)
That's Smegg Wallace, get your eyes checked m8

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:42, archived)

eyes arse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 11:27, archived)
Cheers m'dears.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:22, archived)
Happy candles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:56, archived)
Still no FedEx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 8:26, archived)
Twice last year, I had FedEx send me messages saying they tried to deliver and I wasn't home (not true)
And both times the guy who eventually delivered had no idea what I was talking about. Fucking bizarre company
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 10:46, archived)
It's a pain having to wait in . I need to go out and buy swimming trunks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)
You can borrow mine

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 11:42, archived)
He doesn't want his boys to hang out where your boys have been hanging out.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)
What's the matter with my boys?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:37, archived)
Medical science is baffled

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:13, archived)
Are we at war with Russia or the USA now?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 8:59, archived)
Yeah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:03, archived)
Eurasia

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:10, archived)
We have always been at war with Russia and the USA.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:11, archived)
No eu

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:16, archived)
No, eu.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:28, archived)
Sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:29, archived)
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 10:08, archived)
We can make love not war
And live at peace with our heaaaaaaaaaarts
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:20, archived)
I'll smash yer face in

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:29, archived)
mongrni

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 9:42, archived)
Evening
sympathy reply
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 1:34, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 13:33, archived)
Still no FedEx. Now says before 6. Wankers, I want to go out.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:26, archived)
FedUp more like!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)
'member when you could just go to the shops when you wanted to buy the thing you wanted?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:53, archived)
Remember, also, I single-handedly ENDED 8 WARS, and Norway, a NATO Member, foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize. But that doesn’t matter!
Looking at this posted here, it's suddenly obvious that Trump would be a fantastic forum member.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:47, archived)
Was it done single-handedly because you were fingering a dog's bumhole with the other hand?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:48, archived)
foolishly chose not to give me the Man's Best Friend Reacharound

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:50, archived)
He'd fit right in on /links

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:50, archived)
Sure, but if he was on /chat anonymously I think I'd be convinced he was just a very funny satirist
although a bit over the top perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:54, archived)
Maybe he's GREAT FORUM BANTER

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:59, archived)
Isn't he spanishfly?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:41, archived)
That was their first mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jan 2026, 20:03, archived)
Tea lights

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 0:20, archived)
Holy shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jan 2026, 6:57, archived)
mornring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 6:12, archived)
One Ring to Morn them all...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jan 2026, 6:50, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 6:58, archived)
Yo, my new mp3 player is being delivered today. I'm interested to see what it's like

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:09, archived)
have i travelled back in time overnight?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:12, archived)
Sony never stopped making a walkman. Some are around 3k

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:14, archived)
I went for this. Got good reviews
www.fiio.com/echomini
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:18, archived)
Have you heard that Nas & DJ Premier album?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:25, archived)
No, I rarely listen to new music

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:30, archived)
Fair.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:46, archived)
nice old skool design

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 11:40, archived)
Except it's the size of a fucking postage stamp which somewhat spoils the retro feel

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:51, archived)
Cool, I've been looking for one for a while too. Fuck all that streaming bullshit.
Still using my 22 year-old Sony NW-A3000, but the transfer cable is now fucked and its (2nd) battery is virtually dead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 11:59, archived)
LOL
NW-A
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 7 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)
you should do what I do, have 7000+ vinyl records and keep buying more but barely ever play them
much better
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:41, archived)
*belm*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:52, archived)
Need to get the music room/library sorted out in the storage room upstairs.
It's a bizarre irregularly shaped room in the eaves with sloping ceilings and alcoves everywhere. I drew up plans for shelving years ago, but then covid hit and we've just never got around to it since. Be great when it's done, fingers crossed for this year.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 16:31, archived)
Don't forget to smash that subscribe button for updates!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 18:43, archived)
Music room / library? I'm not sure you've thought this through. It's going to be terribly frustrating for the musicians if they're constantly being shushed by the librarian.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 19:05, archived)
I'm the musician and my wife's half deaf, it's all good

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 22:34, archived)
moroning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:09, archived)
macroning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:46, archived)
SHITWANK

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 7:47, archived)
"Careful out there, the patio's covered in in ice..." "yeah, sure I'll be fineAAAARHHHHHH WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
and that's how I fell flat on my bum onto the hard, hard ice-covered pavings slabs and am now sore.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 9:36, archived)

fell flat on got that garden gnome stuck up
onto the hard, hard ice-covered pavings slabs and am now sore , honest
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:23, archived)
What has one bum and is sore, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)
Not the first time garold"s had a sore arse.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:33, archived)
Started the Home Office Controlled Drugs Return today.
Every so often, you hear your head of department say something like "right, shall we do ketamine now?" and it's still mildly amusing after all these years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 11:11, archived)
Why would you return drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 21:39, archived)
It's a form to complete annually, rather than actually returning drugs.
Because if you supply controlled drugs (legally) you need a license from the Home Office, and if you can't account for everything you've received and supplied, as well as comply with all their requirements, you'll lose your license and business and probably be prosecuted and be struck off whatever professional register you're on.

Still, dealing drugs eh, lol!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 22:45, archived)
Depeche Mode live film/doco landing on netflix on Friday, nice

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 11:30, archived)
or "roco", if you will

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:00, archived)
Alright, Rob Reiner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:15, archived)
RIP Reiner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:15, archived)
Robbed of his life Reiner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:16, archived)
No

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 13:14, archived)
Sorry you died :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)
SYCHOPHANT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 19:15, archived)
Might try this out
bslik.co.uk/products/sinep-aqua-hair-styling-wax-natural-look-texture-150ml
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 12:38, archived)
Happy Distaff Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 13:05, archived)
Is it acceptable to brush your teeth whilst doing a poo
if you're short on time?

Asking for a Queef
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:43, archived)
Yes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:43, archived)

hilst doing ith
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:49, archived)
If you’re in there pooing on your own, who’s going to know?
If you have company while pooing, they’re probably well past the point of judging you for anything.

So I say it’s fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)

have manage a
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:19, archived)

Sometimes I feel I'm gonna break down and cry (So lonely)
Nowhere to go, nothing to do with my time
I get lonely, so lonely, pooing on my own
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast (So lonely)
And everything is coming down on me, down on me, I go crazy
Oh so crazy, pooing on my own
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)
If everything is coming down on you when you’re pooing
you might be upside down. Or your anüs might just be on top of your head, I don’t know.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)
who wants to poo forever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)
i wanna learn how to fie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 23:29, archived)
IT'S GOD AARDVARK, IT'S GOD IN THERE WITH YOU, ALL-SEEING, GAZING UP AT YOUR POUTING HOOP

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)
Filthy slag, that God.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 22:10, archived)
Just don't get your brushes mixed up.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:55, archived)
If the sink's beside the bog then wash your hands while shitting to save time.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:58, archived)
Just shit in your hands, even quicker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:17, archived)
...then clap.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:22, archived)
Or have a wank, why not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:26, archived)
We've all done it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)
Shitwank then a round of applause afterwards, maybe make some score cards to hold up too, writ in shit tho eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:57, archived)
only after you've finished your kebab.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:26, archived)
If your sink is next to the toilet
And you can be sitting, shitting and brushing at the same time, I see no problem. If you're standing up and just letting your shit land on the floor, that's not acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:53, archived)
Who the fuck are you, the poolice? 💩 🚔

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 Jan 2026, 18:28, archived)
Quiet
Fucking stoolie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 6:59, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)
I'd say it's fine, just make sure to use a shitening toothpaste

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 16:56, archived)
dunno
never really thought about it
(piss and shit, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 17:20, archived)
if its your only option.
Or gargle mouthwash and spit it between your legs.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)
Anus Dentatus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 19:59, archived)
Sure if the client is ok with it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:42, archived)
Hi everyone!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:24, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:37, archived)
might start looking for work
might not
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:43, archived)
Right now it's beer and pants
You workshy lazy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:43, archived)
The b3ta headhunters are on the case!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:55, archived)
A masterful gambit sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:43, archived)
m'Tentacles

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 14:41, archived)
It's Queef, he's here, in his pants, with a beer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:43, archived)
Private Pants Party!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:54, archived)
Gets my vote...

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 14:20, archived)
Queef, Queef, Smegwin Queef, in his pants, half asleep

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:55, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 14:12, archived)
Spent a week down in Hants
Back in town now, in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:06, archived)
Sharm el sheikh, flying Monday, all inclusive 320 quid. Cheaper than staying here . This time booked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:09, archived)
Happy days
Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:24, archived)
Hi! I'm second in the compo!
Won't make the FP though because I'm /talk scum now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:17, archived)
Best compo idea they've had in yonks

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 15:26, archived)
No you're first, you're a winner.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 18:29, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 6:43, archived)
morning sausage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 6:48, archived)
what's the lossage +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 8:10, archived)
Well

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:48, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 6:56, archived)
morňing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 7:35, archived)
moorning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:12, archived)
The toilet cistern is malfunctioning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:29, archived)
Get an anarchist plumber in to smash it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 9:49, archived)
With a cistern sledge?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 10:02, archived)
Cistern Act 2: Back In The Habit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:17, archived)
The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:34, archived)
2 2 2 2: 2

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:16, archived)
number 2 lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)
Haha no way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:11, archived)
Get 5 Star in to become addicted to it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:11, archived)
I got JR Rowling in... no... wait... that was a CisTerf

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 11:59, archived)
Wasn’t JR Rowling a character in Dallas?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 12:18, archived)
You're thinking of TJ Hooker

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)
BJ or HJ from hookers usually
Toe Job?
Tongue Job?
(piss and shit, Tue 6 Jan 2026, 13:48, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 13:26, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 13:34, archived)
Just saying hi to the populol page

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 14:35, archived)
I booked a week in Tunisia, all inclusive, 222 quid leaving Wednesday from Luton. Now they want 498 quid. Get fucked you Tunisian cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 17:03, archived)
222 quid is better than 0 quid but that's clearly beyond their powers of comprehension.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 5 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)
How have they justified that?
Cheeky buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 17:51, archived)
Don't give it to them mongy, they'll only go and spend it on cannabis and terrorism

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 19:49, archived)
Gold is up 125% now in 5 years. I do hope you all invested when I said it was going to rocket?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 17:01, archived)
Nah, I prefer equities

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 17:10, archived)
Before that, and silver etc.
Sold a bit, entirely funded this year's holiday. Get in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)
Oh, I thought you said we should all buy NFTs :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)
Got a Wombles pepper grinder for Christmas.
It's well shit, would not recommend. It's either underground or overground.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 20:31, archived)
Yeah? Well I got a book on how to make a machine for heating herbs
It was a real sage burner
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 20:47, archived)
I’m getting a cutlery-finding experience from the Mrs.
Pretty sure she said something about buying “gift fork hunts”, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 22:23, archived)
Please be very quiet as if you were dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 Jan 2026, 22:05, archived)

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