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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 7:37, archived)
mornjng

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 8:25, archived)
Gninrom

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Mar 2026, 8:34, archived)
^President of Wakistan

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Mar 2026, 8:35, archived)
At war with the Punjibes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 8:52, archived)
And the Laffghans.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Mar 2026, 9:36, archived)
Israelly not funny
๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿป
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)
Kurd your enthusiasm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)
Just Kuwait

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 11:38, archived)
Oman, it’s going to be hard to beat that one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 11:48, archived)
m
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n
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g
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 8:35, archived)
moming

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)
pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 10:59, archived)
teh quo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 11:54, archived)
THE MORNINGDADDY

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 11:58, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 12:04, archived)
W00t, PP 4 me, woo yay hoopla, thanks, teh magic donkey!
b3ta.com/board/11426308
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Mar 2026, 20:22, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 20:37, archived)
smeggy smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 20:45, archived)
ban this sick filth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 21:08, archived)
bindun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 22:13, archived)
PANNICULUS FETISH

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 22:43, archived)
AFTERNOON DELISH

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:13, archived)
WATTLE FIXATION

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 2:06, archived)
I am confused and am not sure I want to understand

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:03, archived)
i think it has something to do with dolphins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:10, archived)
Never trust a species that grins all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 10:30, archived)
Oblivion Huntley.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:22, archived)
50ham

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)
That's double homicide sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 12:00, archived)
Braw! Have an accomplice with that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:01, archived)
This is superb

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 15:21, archived)
Even after all these years, I never know which of my posts will float and which will sink without trace

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 16:34, archived)
I think most of mine are floaters

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 17:30, archived)
colorful floaters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 18:32, archived)
You need to post more fibre

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:02, archived)
There is no [moral] fibre on b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:06, archived)
Is it like conkers, does that other serial killer get to add Ian's 2? Plus now Ian that'll move him up to 6 murders. Top billing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:33, archived)
He's winning on aggregate.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:37, archived)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:47, archived)
Depends if he boiled him in vinegar first

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:53, archived)
Anyway, I reckon two little girls probably only count as 1,
doesn't seem fair they're each worth the same as a Huntley
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:58, archived)
The good news is that a new space has just become available. Fantastic location. All bills paid for.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Mar 2026, 11:01, archived)
It does work like that I reckon, unless you're barred for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 11:47, archived)
Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:31, archived)
Why can't we have a Himmler for once?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:37, archived)
Herrler, international women's day tomorrow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:57, archived)
Yet "herr" is German for "him", it's PC gone woke
HIMM HITLER
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
Her Hotler

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 16:57, archived)
I DID NAAT HITLER, I DID NAAT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 17:30, archived)
*spaffs*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 19:19, archived)
Not Hermann Göring, he's too böring

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)
Amon Göth, for your money's wöth

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 7 Mar 2026, 15:20, archived)
Maxine Can't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 12:00, archived)
Maxine Cor!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)
Foxy Knoxy!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)
One less murdering scumbag bastard in the world

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 13:39, archived)
Thank goodness for murdering scumbag bastard murderers!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 13:42, archived)
His murderer was demonstrably worse

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:04, archived)
+ There's too many dreams can be broken in two

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:26, archived)
Beat me to it, vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
On reflection, ^this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 19:21, archived)
How much reflection did you need?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 22:14, archived)
Some people like to make their own minds up about things, he should take as long as he needs to decide if multiple child murder is wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 23:43, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 4:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 4:45, archived)
Spose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 5:47, archived)
When I can't sleep I try to relax with some old skool rap
youtu.be/At5b34k_Jys?si=EM2IRGQXfKVl7RSM
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 5:52, archived)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:35, archived)
try toe relax

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:38, archived)
new age hippy nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:20, archived)
Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 14:31, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 6:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 7:24, archived)
HappySat

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 8:15, archived)
can i be happy stood?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 8:33, archived)
bigup

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:06, archived)
For no reason I can think of
I have today awoken to Double Dutch by Malcolm Mclaren as an earworm

Fortunately due to crippling autism I was able to locate the record amongst 7000 non alphabetised others in a matter of seconds

Phew, eh readers?

EH EBO- EBO-EBONETTES no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:09, archived)
good song, shit album

(piss and shit, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:38, archived)
I nearly killed Malcolm Mclaren in Soho once
Also my mate Chris ended up at his funeral in Highgate cemetery by mistake because he was driving a classic car in the area that day. I have just one more Mclaren anecdote but cannot share it due to 'pearoast' regulations
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:00, archived)
Glasscock!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:29, archived)
I've had days of this , could be worse
youtu.be/1DaYUFuNw4A?si=xK4vdBEQe486k-Y4
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:42, archived)
I have an Audio II t shirt
What more can I say
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:55, archived)
Shame they never really made it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:00, archived)
MC Lyte is their cousin I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:01, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:42, archived)
RIP Ian Huntley :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:57, archived)
Ian Hauntley

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 9:58, archived)
Dyin' Huntley

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 10:02, archived)
Look, I’m only going to say this once 
  .----------------.  .----------------.  .-----------------. .----------------.  .----------------.  .----------------.  .----------------.  .----------------.   
| .--------------. || .--------------. || .--------------. || .--------------. || .--------------. || .--------------. || .--------------. || .--------------. |  
| |    ______    | || | _____  _____ | || | ____  _____  | || |  _________   | || |    _______   | || | ____    ____ | || |  _________   | || |    ______    | |  
| |  .' ___  |   | || ||_   _||_   _|| || ||_   \|_   _| | || | |  _   _  |  | || |   /  ___  |  | || ||_   \  /   _|| || | |_   ___  |  | || |  .' ___  |   | |  
| | / .'   \_|   | || |  | |    | |  | || |  |   \ | |   | || | |_/ | | \_|  | || |  |  (__ \_|  | || |  |   \/   |  | || |   | |_  \_|  | || | / .'   \_|   | |  
| | | |    ____  | || |  | '    ' |  | || |  | |\ \| |   | || |     | |      | || |   '.___`-.   | || |  | |\  /| |  | || |   |  _|  _   | || | | |    ____  | |  
| | \ `.___]  _| | || |   \ `--' /   | || | _| |_\   |_  | || |    _| |_     | || |  |`\____) |  | || | _| |_\/_| |_ | || |  _| |___/ |  | || | \ `.___]  _| | |  
| |  `._____.'   | || |    `.__.'    | || ||_____|\____| | || |   |_____|    | || |  |_______.'  | || ||_____||_____|| || | |_________|  | || |  `._____.'   | |  
| |              | || |              | || |              | || |              | || |              | || |              | || |              | || |              | |  
| '--------------' || '--------------' || '--------------' || '--------------' || '--------------' || '--------------' || '--------------' || '--------------' |  
 '----------------'  '----------------'  '----------------'  '----------------'  '----------------'  '----------------'  '----------------'  '----------------'

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:24, archived)
Wtf? Is it in color?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:28, archived)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:31, archived)
my lovely monitor doesn't like it, it's the first time I've noticed any chromatic distortion on it, weird.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)
Mine's doing it as well

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 6 Mar 2026, 17:41, archived)
You both need better monitors

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:28, archived)
Or I need to stop shitposting, one of those anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:43, archived)
Just stop shitposting in color

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:49, archived)
It wasn’t colour, unless it is and I’m losing my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:51, archived)
Maybe it got modded, perhaps they're trying to brighten the place up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:12, archived)
A nice 90s Geocities theme would really improve this comedy forum

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:16, archived)
or perhaps some comedy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:33, archived)
Jokes are b&

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)
some of us are still here

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 8:27, archived)

๊ง๐”‚๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“บ๐“พ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ท๊ง‚
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:47, archived)
*slays*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:48, archived)
-y

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 16:01, archived)
I'm professional ass queen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 16:19, archived)
I'm an enthusiastic amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 16:36, archived)
I keep failing the practical

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 17:05, archived)
Fabulosa!
Drinking juicy red wine, making a curry, and playing Florence and the Machine a little too loud.

Yes, no doubt this makes me less alpha than you, you big hairy man. Bend over.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:34, archived)
Red wine with curry?
You monster.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:53, archived)
Gotta have something while youre cooking, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:57, archived)
Florence and the Machine with curry?
You monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:17, archived)
indeed
- I suppose you think it should Ravi Shankar?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:59, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)
Zebedee and cider is the way to go

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 23:27, archived)
Florence and the Machine?
You monster.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:51, archived)
i suppose i could have a machine on its own?
- or a florence?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 20:00, archived)
Neither. Both are completely shit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 22:39, archived)

You tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 3:35, archived)
Weapon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 18:36, archived)
Well weapon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 19:16, archived)
Don't let queef see that

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 22:40, archived)
Just one this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77ee23n6zjo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:05, archived)
2/7 getting fisted by Noddy while Big Ears watches disapprovingly

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)
with his hand in his pocket

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)
and the other one is smoking a cigarette

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)
and the other one is making a peace sign

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:55, archived)
3/7 threadstomp

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:18, archived)
2/7 piss and shit

(piss and shit, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:23, archived)
I watched the first episode of detectorists yesterday, could go either way, does it get better or worse?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:37, archived)
Not my bag but people seem to like its gentle Britishness
Rather wank off a walrus, personally
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
Alright AI

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:47, archived)
You were wanking off a walrus in a cocktail bar, when I met you...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
Don't you scampi baby

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:23, archived)
That much is true

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 5:58, archived)
It's very twee for my liking

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)
-t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:03, archived)
I’s
mm, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:03, archived)
It's alright
No tit in it tho
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:02, archived)
it's pretty much that all the way through
I quite liked it but I wouldn't bother rewatching it
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:29, archived)
this is what i thought it was probably like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:53, archived)
kept it 100

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)
2/7 Noel Edmonds tasteful nudes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:49, archived)
his crinkly bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:01, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:38, archived)
Kiki Dee's birthday
get invovled
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:43, archived)
might break her heart later

(piss and shit, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:53, archived)
don't

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:42, archived)
IS IT?
Oh yes, it is. Time surely moves fast. Depending on which point you are observing it from, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:01, archived)
morninฤก

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 7:20, archived)
morning, cheers, fuck, yeah, friday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 7:25, archived)
yeah, time to get turnt up

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 7:28, archived)
harder, better, faster, trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 7:46, archived)
none of you can make the grade

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)
It puts the lotion in the basket

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 7:48, archived)
Unexpected item in the bagging area

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 8:02, archived)
Unexpected item in the nagging area

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:32, archived)
Unexpected item in the vagging area

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:38, archived)
Unexpected ballbag in the gagging area.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:40, archived)
Unexpected fighting in the slagging area

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:48, archived)
Unexpected One Ring in the Baggins area

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:56, archived)
Unexpected Party was *right there*. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:58, archived)
Unexpected Party in the Baggins area

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:18, archived)
Better.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:31, archived)
Thanks, I thought of it all by myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:56, archived)
Suck my balls

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 8:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469374
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 8:08, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:16, archived)
This is vile

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:38, archived)
Morñiñg

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 8:12, archived)
ฤŒฤงฤ›ฤ™ล™ลŸ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 8:19, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:19, archived)
TAINT-LICKER

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:54, archived)
Hall & Oatezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 11:20, archived)
I Can’t Gonad For That (No Can Do)

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:11, archived)
You Make My Reams

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:14, archived)
Private Japs-Eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)
Piss On My List

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:34, archived)
When the Morning Cums

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:37, archived)
เธเน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:45, archived)
easy for you to say

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:54, archived)
alright John Davidson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:57, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:59, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)
Awake at Chinese dentist o'clock in the morning
Not a great start to the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Mar 2026, 2:57, archived)
What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?
Two fifty-seven!

*canned racist 1970s TV audience laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 6:40, archived)
Alright gay boys/ ladies
Just been for a curry with the โ€˜ladsโ€™ from work.
Please heal me from all the bants
(SILOUSER40, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 20:40, archived)
listen to a bit of sophia

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 21:10, archived)
Yeah no worries
youtu.be/1DaYUFuNw4A?si=dY3QKvfUJkaAbLoW
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 21:49, archived)
I've been listening to Stellar Cruise's Rat Detective albums today.
They're funkadelic.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 5 Mar 2026, 21:57, archived)
I'm Kristi Noem and I will shoot your dog in the face for a large fee, tell your friends

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 22:31, archived)
How about my neighbour's dog?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 22:42, archived)
For a large fee, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 23:07, archived)
But it's only a small dog

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 0:45, archived)
But it's a really big gun and that's what you're paying for. Plus experience of course. This isn't my first rodeo
and by rodeo I mean shooting a dog in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 1:32, archived)
Social lives are for blobbing birds and woofters

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 22:43, archived)
Piss off spanishfly

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 22:53, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:42, archived)
testicles

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:03, archived)
Really? I have a left and a right.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:05, archived)
And they're both bollocks
JUST LIKE POLITICS, RIGHT?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:13, archived)
My extreme left testicle has formed an alliance with your party

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:14, archived)
Splitter!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:16, archived)
Romanes eunt bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:19, archived)
Sack Polanski

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:35, archived)
Ed Balls

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)
Boris Johnson

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:50, archived)
Vagina Bottomley

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:54, archived)
Kier Starfish

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)
Ed Milligland

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:02, archived)
Tom Tugendhat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:16, archived)
Enoch Bowell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:24, archived)
John Pisscock

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:04, archived)
Tony Bladder

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:04, archived)
Just came across someone using the phrase "edge and flow"
as in, it's all part of the edge and flow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:28, archived)
i'm ebbing as i type this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:49, archived)
^ ebblord

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 18:29, archived)
If you pay you can come over whomever you want

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 19:00, archived)
Megan Fox's thumbs.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 19:17, archived)
afternoon citizens

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)
I'm more of a netizen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)
*surfs the internet superhighway*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:22, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:28, archived)
Been with the mental all morning
Memory clinic nurse was there, she claims that there's been no significant decline in the mental's memory, despite her thinking it was 2002, didn't know the month or date, repeated herself numerous times and accused the neighbour of breaking in to watch her sleeping. Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:00, archived)
Sounds like a significant decline in the nurse’s memory.
Maybe she also needs a memory clinic nurse who also needs a memory clinic nurse who needs the first nurse in some sort of ouroborous/human centipede medical hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:15, archived)
They need to stop going by their stupid routine
As soon as they change the questions around, it's obvious to see the decline. My uncle consistently scored 26 points, until his wife pointed out that they always ask him the same questions in the same order. They swapped the questions around and he scored 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:55, archived)
Skyrocket in flitizens

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:29, archived)
aAAAaAAaarRRRrrRrdDddDDDdVVVvvvVvAAAAAaaaaRrRRrrrkKK

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:33, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:13, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:29, archived)
‘spose

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:33, archived)
moming

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:31, archived)
I love the smell of napalm in the+

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:34, archived)
This is fine
๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”ฅ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:26, archived)
Pub time. Cricket semi eh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:48, archived)
I’m gonna bail on this one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)
Well that leaves me stumped

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:30, archived)
The Guardian has an anti-adblocker popup on every page now, it's made the site pretty much unusable for me
It's bordering on unreadable anyway, someone here suggested the aussie ABC news, desperate measures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)
Are the popups preventing me watching the cricket a sobering critique of modern society? asks Adrian Chiles

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:05, archived)
I wonder if the Aussies have an Adrian-Chiles-a-like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)
His dog barked at my kid
/ac
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:17, archived)
rright click on the message and block element in ublock origin
sometimes there's a transpaent full screen layer under the message which stops you navigating the page so right click anywwhere on the page and select block element to fuck that off as well
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)
lol iPad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:34, archived)
"Hide distracting items" usually works
I used it on spanishflyโ€™s posts
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)
haha u mug

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:05, archived)
As political, technological, and corporate forces concentrate power and wealth, only a global outlook and independent journalism can defend democracy and protect the truth
innit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 14:25, archived)
Yes, but why *are* British estate agents so weird online?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
mongreling

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 5:30, archived)
yup
I am meeting my boss's boss today for a chat about succession.
I never watched it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 7:13, archived)
climb the ladder to success

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 8:39, archived)
Morning
back at work after being off for 6 days. Not enjoying it so far...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 7:13, archived)
i've been off work all week, not back until next thursday
yippee
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 8:39, archived)
See you next Thursday!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 8:55, archived)
teeheehee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:31, archived)
I worked Mon/Tues, off again til Mon
Spent yesterday cooking, today is Spring Cleaning day.

RACK'N'FACKN RAWLL
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:05, archived)
Woah, slow down Bon Scott

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:08, archived)
I'm living on the fuckin EDGE m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:37, archived)
Monring

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 7:16, archived)
mite do a poo in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 8:40, archived)
Any poo updates we should be aware of?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 12:28, archived)
poo off then

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:40, archived)
Another day closer to death
morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 7:24, archived)
i nearly quoted the most depressing band i've ever encountered there
but fuck that shit

good morning you gorgeous sausage
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 8:37, archived)
Semisonic?
LOL semi
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 8:55, archived)
sophia. they used to be huge baby. one of them died i think, it seemed to have quite an impact.
if you feel like wallowing in misery they've certainly got you covered.
i really like them but i don't listen to them anymore. i'm not going back there.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:19, archived)
So Slow Lyrics
I turn of the light but leave the television talking
No, tonight I don't want to be alone
I try to close my eyes, but I'm afraid of the dark
I see you everywhere
I see you everywhere

But death comes so slow
When you're waiting
When you're waiting to be taken
And death comes so slow
When it's all you want
And it takes the ones that don't
And death comes so slow

I try to close my eyes, but I'm afraid of the dark
I see you everywhere
I see you everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:22, archived)
lighthearted stuff, mainly
it's a fucking good song tho eh, they done loads of great tracks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:23, archived)
oh crap now i'm listening to them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:39, archived)
someone get me a bottle of gin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:40, archived)
Gravenhurst, 'Flashlight Seasons', get that on your speakers m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:40, archived)
+new
also, i refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:00, archived)
It's like a bleak Simon & Garfunkel

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:29, archived)
The Saduate

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:48, archived)
The Sound of Suicide

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)
The Boxer Tissues

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:58, archived)
^ That's probably my best ever post on here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 23:09, archived)
-a +e

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 11:36, archived)
-a
+e
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 13:49, archived)
Seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:02, archived)
I quite like some vintage Floyd.
Shame Roger Waters has turned into (or turned out to be) a racist tankie shithead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:11, archived)
Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 9:16, archived)
I have no idea what semisonic song any of you cunts are on about (they had more than one?) and I've never heard of sophia
but now I'm listening to this.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:14, archived)
I wasn’t quoting any particular song but Eels are great

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 11:40, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 10:12, archived)
evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 20:40, archived)
good evening you delightfully kooky homobendual

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 20:44, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 22:13, archived)
When does evening end and night start?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ—‹¥โ—‹) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 4 Mar 2026, 21:04, archived)
depends where you are

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 21:06, archived)
WHEN I FUCKING SAY SO YOU CUNT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 21:17, archived)
Uh Oh tantrum
must be bed time
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ—‹¥โ—‹) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 4 Mar 2026, 21:36, archived)
Whey the drugs kick in baby

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 21:45, archived)
https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/eb/qa/parts-of-the-day-early-morning-late-morning-etc

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 23:36, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 14:05, archived)
if you say so

(piss and shit, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 14:22, archived)
i start a revolution from my bed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 17:03, archived)
+llen

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 17:58, archived)
allen wake wake revolution is one of my most favourite games

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:24, archived)
source?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 14:29, archived)
Just saw a fox having a sunbathe outside my office.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:02, archived)
Samantha? Laurence?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:05, archived)
Mulder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:07, archived)
๐Ÿ‘ฝ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:15, archived)
I watched an old episode of x files the other night, was surprised at all the willies in it
ibb.co/gbYfc04B
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)
X-Rated Files

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:46, archived)
oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 17:57, archived)
The Cock-Smoking Man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)
The Sex Files

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 17:57, archived)
The Sex-philes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 19:26, archived)
The X-Files

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 23:10, archived)
that was a great film
Willies In I
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)
Crazy Like A

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:18, archived)
Boney Mzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:19, archived)
Edward. SUNBATHING IN THE NUDE.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:24, archived)

SUNBATH BEATBOX
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:29, archived)
Jeffrey, his wallet open.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 17:33, archived)
Unfortunately we are wag past that episode on sky mix. Be another few weeks till they show it again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 17:51, archived)
You can probably pick up the VHS on eBay for a few pence, and a VCR

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 19:28, archived)
You can, may the force be with you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 21:45, archived)
professional fox observer here
it was probably dying
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:22, archived)
He looks really healthy.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:23, archived)
eat it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)
He was having a nice time, why did you have to spoil it?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:30, archived)
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic,
and thereโ€™s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and you use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, whoโ€™s also your brother.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:34, archived)
Needles to say, I took drugs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:38, archived)
That was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 16:53, archived)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 15:21, archived)
Mid morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:38, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)
That's just what Jesus said

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:53, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:56, archived)
That's just what Smash Monkey said

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:58, archived)
So what you're saying is, I'm Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)
jesus' bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:06, archived)
THE BOLLOCKS OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:12, archived)
i feel compelled to swallow

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:26, archived)
ew fuck i can't believe i said that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:27, archived)
to Jesus of ball people

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:28, archived)
Merseyside Jesus
A new play by Carla Lane
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:31, archived)
"CALM DOWN, JUDAS! HE AIN'T WORTH IT!"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:01, archived)
Then Jesus declared, “I am the Carla Lane's Bread of life."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:05, archived)
Did she?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:44, archived)
Bollock Busters

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:53, archived)
Weekly chat show in which Buster Merryfield and Buster Bloodvessel fact checks fake news

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:54, archived)
I'd watch this if Prince Buster does the weather

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:07, archived)
He's doing the outside broadcasts

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:13, archived)
shut up and take my money

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)
Producer is Buster Gonad

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 13:00, archived)
that's not a real person

(piss and shit, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 13:06, archived)
Hello, good evening and bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 13:06, archived)
it's bollocks from him
and it's ballbags from me
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:36, archived)
Bullocks

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:31, archived)
WWIII bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 13:46, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 6:37, archived)
morning daddy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 6:45, archived)
morning mong
Mornjng misery
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 7:06, archived)
mornjing wizardy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 7:17, archived)
jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 7:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 7:18, archived)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 8:13, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 8:18, archived)
Hope everyone is having a wonderful World Obesity Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 9:03, archived)
I believe you're supposed to say "have a phat World Obesity Day"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 9:16, archived)
Let's chew the fat!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:33, archived)
Will there be cake?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:32, archived)
Yes, but no butter or sugar
Like one of those horrible dry cakes that fitness influencers make on tiktok and pretend is really good.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 10:34, archived)
49 today
Imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:11, archived)
Can't sorry

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:16, archived)
I know, it's a heady concept

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:53, archived)
happy birthday young un

(piss and shit, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 13:06, archived)
happy birthing day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 14:01, archived)
good evening
i hope you've all had a lovely day. if your day has been less than lovely i hope all the loveliness you missed out on today will come double for you tomorrow.

much love,

signed,
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8325157
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8406517
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:27, archived)
Runcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:42, archived)
no i just work here

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469056
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8445989
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:55, archived)
Poof

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 19:58, archived)
it's legal now so poo off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 20:01, archived)
+f

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 20:24, archived)
offf

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 20:27, archived)
The day didn't exactly suck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 20:03, archived)
splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 20:23, archived)
Not half bad, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 21:11, archived)
aaAAAAAaaaaAArrRrRRDddDDDDDvvvVVVvvAAAAaaaaarrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKK!¡!¡!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 21:15, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 21:22, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 21:24, archived)
Three quarters bad?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 22:58, archived)
don't stop till you get enough

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 0:20, archived)
Superbad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 1:36, archived)
morning
i can't steal daddy's thunder
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 4:57, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8440268
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469093
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422763
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7534658
(piss and shit, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:14, archived)
Whoah, old skool, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:20, archived)
-skool,

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:42, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:04, archived)
Bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:38, archived)
Yet fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 17:03, archived)
do they still have butt fairs?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 20:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8468959
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/971174
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7757161
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:59, archived)
Oh look it’s Frank’s birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:59, archived)
i feel i should talk to him

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:02, archived)
Did they ever find out what was wrong with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:06, archived)
He lived in Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:39, archived)
Poor guy, I've judged him too harshly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:54, archived)
jesus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:54, archived)
His name wasn’t really Frank.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 17:50, archived)
Whose name?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)
John's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 18:47, archived)
you roboplegic wrongcock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:01, archived)
^quadruspazzed on a lifeglug

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:07, archived)
^ piecing together a holistic puzzle.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:47, archived)
"His professionalism, intelligence and advice during the legal process was invaluable."
- Client
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:26, archived)
Scarf wearing winnet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8455824
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7962860
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 17:18, archived)
Hi gonad's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:14, archived)
Quiet at work today
Bored as shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)
My new job's going well, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)
Hand, blow or rim?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:24, archived)
Odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:03, archived)
Steve

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:09, archived)
Bob-a

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:18, archived)
Well that's good

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
b3ta, you mea..oh, never mind

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:21, archived)
I am bored shitless. Wish the ICB would just hurry up and tell me when I'll be fired

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:24, archived)
+Ms
tell me when I'll
+at me
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:46, archived)
Insane Clown Bossy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:10, archived)
Ioseph Cyril Bamford?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:25, archived)
I’m Completely Bored?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:37, archived)
I cee bedpeople

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)
Inter-Continental Bollock

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:40, archived)
Iobert C Bennedy Jr.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
Ian Cockfoot Botham

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:58, archived)
Immigration and Customs Beatings?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:59, archived)
Bumforcement

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:04, archived)
Yeah , I might walk up the pub. Nice day out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:34, archived)
Lovely innit
Drying washing outside
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:46, archived)
alright spiderman

(piss and shit, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:43, archived)

alright Stand back Superman, Iceman+
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:00, archived)
thanks for the earworm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 16:18, archived)
forecast says 21c here on Sunday, right now it's snowing again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:53, archived)
Been pruning and dead-heading in the garden
Caught my finger on the secateurs, it's going purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 12:59, archived)
Done that several times
Fucking hurts eh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:00, archived)
Yep
I just know I'm going to catch it on something in work and end up swearing loudly in the only occupied office
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:53, archived)
Hello friend
Glorious day in sunny Fareham
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:01, archived)
it's snowing, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:15, archived)
He’s got snow blindness

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:21, archived)
Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:21, archived)
In applying sankofa to pre-colonial rites and rituals we can reclaim them, and infuse them with feminist principles and energy. I call this “feminist sankofa”, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:09, archived)
It does
It really does
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)
I used to have to visit fareham now and then
- thankfully not any more. I hate the M27
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)
Fareham isn't exactly a hive of activity, it's true
Quiet enough place to live, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)
Hey pal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
Plums

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 13:09, archived)
Hairy knackers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:02, archived)
Dave Myers is dead
So it's just the one hairy knacker now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 15:54, archived)

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