Sunday night radio FTL FM with djrich

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( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

after all the controversy
thanks to those that listened.
those that didn't hey ho.....

FTL FM'll be on in a moment if you need more tunes.
If not, blimey, this is difficult, I still think you're lubberly :)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

Fuck off.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

harsh
but fair
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

good one Rob
see you on the other side
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

Ta, Rob!
T'was lovely.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

meh. what a day.
sudden family, eaten too much, too much sun, stress, teh tiredness

*snores*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

God
you're always bloody complaining
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

that wasn't a complaint
merely the statement of my exhaustion after a good but busy day. the sudden family was my dad so that meant my granny, my aunt and uncle and my mum came along too. we had a big picnic in my garden
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

that sounds
quite lovely
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

it was.
I've not seen my dad for 15 months since I went over to visit him (I was six months pregnant). apart from when she was newborn that's the only time he'd seen the ratbag, and he'd never met the gannet. my dad's a twat and a bastard, but I still miss him and it's nice to see him
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Moaning
sod.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

yeah
after all we've done for her as well!
bloody cheek
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

anyway I'm all excited
Top Gear on Tuesday is a Transit special :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/630192
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

sudden family?

( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

my dad lives in Fuerteventura
and turned up suddenly
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

my trousers live in my wardrobe
they got turned up suddenly as well
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

Sudden family?
So you sprogged again without knowing you were pregnant?
Then ate it?
Then got stressed out by a court case about the murder of your baby, held outside in the sunshine?
All that would make one pretty tired, I suppose.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

You, my
dear, are the modern day Sherlock Holmes.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

Apart from the fact
Sherlock holmes didn't exist :P

/Runs away
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

No but he
could spell.

Edit: Ninja bastard.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

How was his grammar?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

I don't know
I never met her.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

*Swish*

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Neither do I.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

Read my column: "How I Made Bagels Sexy", every week in the Sunday Sun.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

you can't, it's a lie, A HORRIBLE TASTY LIE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

*gently inserts finger into bagel*
Mmmmmm.... Cream cheese!
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

*shudders*

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I'm not buying the fucking Sun.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

you get a free moon on a stick though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

^this.
I buy the Beano when I want a comic.

"The Sun Says..
It's a disgrace!"
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

YOU made them sexy?
I always found them rather sexy already, especially with cream cheese......
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

Yes, I made them sexy.
You found them sexy. I made them sexy.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

*stops reading the sunday telegraph just long enough to
hug you*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

:-|

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

Poll: Best colour for a speed boat?

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

sky blue
....clearly
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Polka-dot.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

sparkly bright purple

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Black
after it's been burnt with fire.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

yellow

( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Glass

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Black or yellow.
Or red.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

Make it out of sodium

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

Arf.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

I once ate some calcium,
after saying "It's calci-yummy!".

I then burnt.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Pfft
calci-yummy
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

did you then set fire to your hydrogen burps?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

No,
I spat it out and swore.

I got an E in A-level Chemistry.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

well you did better than me
i gave it up 1/2 way through, after i got a C at AS.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

Long ears?
Along the side please
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

you, sir,
have been watching teh izzard
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

Hooray for teh tranny!
He am teh bestest.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

he am indeed
and incredibly fwap-worthy
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

black
the colour of death
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

navy & orange
oh no... wait
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

dear radio listeners
you have your own board, fuck off to it.

edit: i seem to remember the bennies have offered their board for non-FTL show chat.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

its not ftl
so we technically dont
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

This isn't an FTL show,
but I agree there's no reason why all radio chat can't take place there.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

but then why should we
?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Because not everyone here is listening
and it's annoying to see post after post about something and not have a clue what's going on.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

yeah fair enough
but there's nowt much going on here anyway
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Fair point
If the bennies have offered their board
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Yes.
There's no reason why that board couldn't be used for radio talk.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

I heartily agree,
but my opinion doesn't count.

I saw a van with "Jesus Army" written on the side yesterday.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

i see them
all the time - theres a jesus army centre in town here
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

TERRORISTS!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

Libyans?!
121 gigawatts?!!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

I think you're being a mini bit ott,
it's hardly as if the board is flooded with posts!
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

^
this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

i just come back from dinner and the only new posts
have been radio related.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Two in a row
is enough of a flood for me.
The second post could have been a reply to the first, even.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

I do agree with what you say.
Mind you, they knocked a post off the board that was 4 hours old.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

they knocked a post off the board that was 4 hours old
have they no shame
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

That's not the point.
I'd rather have no posts at all than posts which most people don't understand.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

pfft
come on Comma who the fuck actually understands all the posts on B3ta?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

What I'm saying
is that "Woo, great song"-style posts are only understandable if you've been listening to the radio while that song was on, so it immediately excludes all but a handful of people.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

and you're perfectly correct
but that handful are also b3tans aren't they?
and therefore entitiled to use the board?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

But there are other boards
that they could use without upsetting anybody.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

but you post here when you listen to me
don't you?

pots and kettles?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

have I upset you?
If so I do apologise.

the board was rather quiet and chatcanstill continue
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

^ this
in spades
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

and buckets

( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

no, it's okay
i was being excesively rude just for the sake of it.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

okie dokie
I don't want to upset folk.

life's too short
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

Hey Rob
that's a coincidence int it?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

WHAT IS?!

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

rob playing that song
I played it earlier ,don't you remember?
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

What song?
NOT EVERYONE IS LISTENING TO THE FUCKING RADIO.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

DON'T FUCKING SHOUT AT ME
sweetie, it's orrible being in love when you're 8 1/2 :)
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

*cringes again*

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

*rocks back and forth*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

*feels pain*
*rocks too*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Is it?

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

this song
is sooo annoying!!! :D
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Best Stone Roses
song EVER
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

What is?

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

she bangs the drum

( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

Who does?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

me

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

and her over there

( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

she bangs the
drums - im not a roses fan but i love that one
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

this ^
extremely
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

ian brown's playing in poole in november!
fuck yeah!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

I've an hour to kill before dinner's ready.
What do I do?
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

Cuddle me.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

*cuddles*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

And again.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/630087
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

Harder.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEZELYchufflecuddles*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

*smiley*

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

*offers*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

*snuggles into norks*

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

oh my
*fans self*
well plenty of room for all
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

there is
indeed
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

wank for
your life
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

*wanks*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

You are on b3ta talk.
You know what you do.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/630089
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

you want us to cover him in jam
and spunk in his eye?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

Bingo
*drops trousers*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

*brings out the JAM*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

*fwaps*

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

*loves it*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

everybody is happy

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

*mops up*
/modern man
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

*impressed*

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

watch the turtles movie on 5
it's craptastic.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

make me foods!
i'm hungy :( & unsure if can remember how to cook - haven't eaten here for weeks.

*opens mouth hopefully*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

*pops sweetie in your mouth*
*makes lovely sandwiches and soforth*
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

*sucks*
*nibbles* mmmm!
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

This
is possibly the biggest perversion-inducing post I have ever seen.

*dirty mind*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

the only food i have within arms reach
is a bag of limes
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

*squeezes your their juice out*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

and ive just thrown out
a bag of cakes

hello lovely boy, how is you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

The important question is
Cake or Death?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

can't i have both? =(

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)

lo Girlie, *cuddles*
i be tired, but well. Thought i might have lost my job on monday due to an amsterdam related incident, but it all seems ok now as the only person who was miffed doesn't hold any sway (as far as i know) with my boss, and the VPs think i'm all teh kew, fun and intelegent anyway :)

are you ok?
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

am fab thanks
hon - nothing odd to report really - :/ i have all teh boredom
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

aww apart from your loveliness of course!
which isn't odd at all :)
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

I don't want to go back to Oxford
*kicks and screams*
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING MEET MY SEXY FACE?

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)

NOT IF IT WILL BE THURSDAY
BECAUSE I'M PISSING OFF EARLY.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

IT CAN BE ANY OTHER DAY
JUST FUCKING TELL ME.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

WELL YOU SAID IT COULDN'T BE WEDNESDAY
HOW ABOUT CHUFFING TUESDAY?
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO BOTHER GOING INTO THE CITY CENTRE THIS WEEK.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

TUESDAY SOUNDS FANTASTIC
WHAT TIME?
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)

Erm
It would have to be about 7pm ish.
Is that too late?
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

That sounds okay.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

I'll email you before then
But like I say, I probably won't be going to Oxford centre this week.
Which is why you have to come to Bristol *pokes*.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

I will I will I will!
Probably.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

ahahaha

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

Its ok, you can come drink with me
I wont put anything in your drink....

*winks*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

Christ I was so bored last week that you'll probably find me saying yes
*cries*
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

Well if you behave i might be persuaded into buying you a few orange juices

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

*wanks*


into drink
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

That's alright
I won't miss you
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

where be thou currently then?

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

At my lovely desk
At home.
(Salisbury, Wiltshaaaar.)
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)

Whilshrie is lully, my parents are all teh wilstshireian
and why do you have to go back to oxford?

/questions
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

Work experience
Which sounded lovely and fun and was at the beginning (record company) but then it became tedious and thankless and I can't sleep a wink at the place I'm staying :(
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)

awww :(
it will be over soon :)

hope it isn't that bad after all :)

*sends morral support*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

i'm making myself a wish list for books to read on holiday
i'm thinking of adding a ben elton book, coz i haven't read one yet,
any recommendations /should i bother?
( bookerina, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

I Fell Off a Cliff
by Eileen Dover.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)

The Joys of Vindaloo
by Bernie Ringpiece
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

Depends if you want to be force fed left wing politics
By a sell out cunt
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

I haven't read that one yet

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', Douglas Adams
'Incompetence', Rob Grant

'Are You Dave Gorman?', Dave Gorman & Danny Wllace

'Join Me', Danny Wallace

'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time', Mark Haddon
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

I haven't read Incompetence
But I give a big, firm 'This' to all the others.
Have you read Yes Man yet? I tried to buy it the other day but they were only selling it with Join Me.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)

I'm still waiting for my signed copy to arrive.
Smiths are hiding it from me deliberately. I might have to buy it and find him to sign it. Any books I have to do with Danny or Dave are signed :D (met Dave 3 times). Are you a joinee?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)

I am indeed
I am Joinee Thursten *bows*.
And one of Danny's citizens, if that gets going.
Are you going to the recording of Genius next week? If so I will wave at you like a loon.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

When is it?
Doubt I'll be able to make it if it's anywhere other than the Midlands, and on any day of the week (and sat).

I am Joinee Brazier, and also a citizen :)
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)

Londres
So you may be fooked.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

Nads.
Just forwarded an email to yow by the way.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

well, i loved the first and second books on your list
so i'll check out the others
( bookerina, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

"The Scar" China Miéville
"Tristram Shandy" Lawrence Sterne
"The Wasp Factory"/"The Bridge" Ian Banks
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

ooh
the wasp factory is a tremendous book :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

Girlfriend In A Coma
By Douglas Coupland
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

Comma?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

cider with roadies
by stuart maconie, where did everything go right? by andrew collins, heaven knows im miserable now by andrew collins, showbusiness by mark radcliff, c - because cowards get cancer too by john diamond - obviously, dont get the latter if you wish to have a happy fun filled holiday, although it is really quite funny, the subject matter is not
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

Cider With Roadies
Is fantastic.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

I didn't know he'd written a book.
I have no idea how he can know so much about so much! He's incredible.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)

its a fabulous book
g'wan, buy it, you know you want to
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

I'm reading his Past Mortem at the moment
and it's good. It even has fisting in it...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

I read that
it was very good...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

depends
if you like stories about murder/drugs/both then they are very goos in a "I'm too lazy to read something worthy, so I'll read this one with a colourful cover instead"...if you don't then go for Inconcievable or This Other Eden...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

if there any listners still about
I'll play some shit tunes

81.110.218.153:8000/listen.pls
and Lu...I'm gonna play Gong - radio gnome (2nd track) just for you
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

*listenering*
Can you play some Polyphonic Spree like Dill did pretty pleases?
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

I'm an old fart Comma
and no polyphonic spree I'm afraid (I know you really like them too)
I shall acquire a few tunes for next time

I'll play some daft stuff in the meantime.
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

Awww.
Never mind.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

It's not working for me again :(
*keeps trying*

edit: Working now.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

I've just wasted several minutes of my life reading some blogs.
I'd always been of the opinion that blogging is a waste of time unless you are some incredibly interesting person (and very few bloggers are), but I hadn't realised just how self obsessed, pretentious and fucking boring bloggers are. The next time someone tells me they have a blog, I will go and read it. If it isn't a thrilling, interesting and intellectually challenging work of art I will tell them to give it up next time I meet them. If they persist in their inane online ramblings the only remaining option is the flamethrower.

Why can't people just keep a personal diary?

/anti-blogging blog
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

Blogging ruined my life.*
*slight exaggeration, but somewhat true
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

pray do tell

(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

I made a My Space when all the cool kids were doing it
I posted twice. Once to say I had no need for a blog, and then to say I still had no need for a blog but that I had a really cool monkey.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

Do you still have this monkey?

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

Hell yes
(He may be cuddly and not actually real though.)
Edit: See for yourself: spaces.msn.com/members/rthursten/
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

He is lully.
That is in fact one of the best blogs ever to exist. It stopped after 2 posts, one of which had a monkey, and the other made fun of blogs.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

been trying to find pics
of botox girl (i know the page is offline),

i need her for the next installment of the B3ta tarot.

did someone save some of her pics?
( PoofBird ~V~, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

beer time for me
be back later
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

thanks dill
damn fine tunes!!
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

my pleasure
not sure if I should have played
"no niggers in our schools" though
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)

I may carry on as
I need the musical background
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

I was going to post something like
"that was a rubbish song, everyone knows aremican schools are rubbish" but I couldn't remember enough about it
so I didn't
(Lord Gibbon, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

I've just been sent this link,
Hope it's not too GC, but I found it absolutely wonderful! :D

/edit: And the link
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

Where?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

hey Dj early request for tonight
Eloise by the Damned

I just played it and it's still excellent

edit/ 12 "
( Dill, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

hmmm

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

How odd
I was thinking of that only the other day. I think it may have been in the newsletter.
( Roman Totale, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)

D'oh!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

Was that real?

(MeZ, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

What is it?
On crappy old PC, el non playo WMV...
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

American happy slappers in a car.
The one doing the slapping hangs out the door and gets a cyclist round the head.

The force, however, pulls the dude out of the car and he gets hit in the face by a car coming up the other way.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)

I didn't notice that first part
Must be karma...
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

An in-car video
of a man falling out of a car door and slamming face first into a car going the other way.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

Oh, I've seen that...
It's been on ebaum for ages, I even linked to it when I updated the wikipedia page on Happy Slapping (I was that bored).

I never noticed he got hit by a car, I just thought he fell out of the car.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:12, archived)

Me too until the 5th repeat of it in the video.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

My mind's on fire
my soul's on fire
feeling hot hot hot
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)

*pushes you into the pool*
marco!
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

You're so twisted

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

?
"polo!"
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

Marco from last years BB
;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

ohhh! i see
:p
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

*jumps in*
*realises he doesn't have a pool*
*lands face first onto dog crap in our garden*
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

oi!
you taking the mickey??*

*I may have inadvertently fallen into my garden pond last night
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

pffft
that was funny ;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

Bwaaahahahaha

( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

Arf!
I have a mysterious beer wound on my toe.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

We should have a b3ta swimming bash.

( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

No one
and I do mean no-one wants to see me in a pair of Speedos...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)

Ditto

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

I want to see YOU in a pair of speedos.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

I'm flabbier than you think I am.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)

Better in than out?

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)