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# Did somebody mention dodgy vote results?
Help us choose the new Question of the Week

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN OR WILL GO WRONG WITH THIS VOTE

A - Impossible tasks - Have you ever been given (or given yourself) something that has proved impossible? Did you fail miserably, dump the job like an unwanted puppy or emerge triumphant?

B - Best place you've ever been to abroad - I won't kid you, says our submitter, I want some holiday suggestions

C - Impromptu games you play - Sure, we've had it before, but it was a hell of a long time ago. So what little games have you invented to pass the time while bored? Preferably while away from the computer

D - Things I shouldn't have done - Submitter says: After an ill-advised parachute jump, I was allowed to repack the parachute for the next user. I was sixteen.

E - Money-saving tips - A B3TA self-help special in these dark, dark times

F - 'Heroes' - Just for one ...err... week - There are some people in this world who change the lives of those around them. Who are your heroes and why?

You have until LATER to register your vote, or until we get into a huff, or something. DEMOCRACY!

We've gone for old-skool voting as the poll widget was too easily hacked. Just reply with a letter, ta.

VOTE NOW CLOSED
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# If someone rigs this I'm soooo getting stepped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Can we have "Simple-minded Aussies can't take a joke" please?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Now now
He's a Kiwi, for a start
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Oh well in that case
Naeo wackahs mite
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Off shore aussie.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# scary
I we need to abandon this type of voting. Do it vote A.B.C and let people type there answer and we'll count them up. We can't run stuff like this with people fucking the vote. First Manley. Now Mu. We need to do it differently: old school.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Can I be the designated counter?
I won't rig it, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# we need two
then if you disagree - we can have a recount
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What's the pay like?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# -£10
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# That's £6 worse than that book I helped you write.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I HAVE DONE THAT THING
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# S'ALRIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I still think labelling some Go-Cat in non toxic ink and leaving a cat to pick one would be the best way of picking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Is there not another way of doing this so people cannot see what each person has voted for?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# seeing the votes is fun
although it does mean people influence each other with their voting
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
Given the spats on QOTW recently surely seeing how each other has voted encourages more trolling?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# It's amazing how entitled people seem to feel about free things.
This whole site is entirely free, yet people spit the dummy when something doesn't go their way...

If you don't like it, no one's forcing you to stay!

Edit: OK, so not entirely free due to donations, but still, I doubt anyone's donated any significant amount.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Donations aren't payment though.
No one ever said "If you donate, you can dick about all you like and no one will care."
They don't come into it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Or just stop giving people a choice.
Most people here are dicks anyway.
Everytime ScaryDuck sees a suggestion HE likes, he should pop it in the HAT OF JUSTICE and just pull one out each week.
No one else gets a say.
Fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I agree with this.
If you give people a choice, they'll just fucking moan like spoiled pricks when the winner isn't their choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
# There are some reasonably simple solutions.
Tag the username on voting?

Don't allow the 'vote again in half an hour' shenanigan? One user, one vote.

Publicise who voted for which option?

Bar users who have not contributed to previous challenges?

I'm sure there are a few more things to consider.

Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# But heroes has already won
despite having one vote same as the others!

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
If this were real life I'd get my biggest frying pan and spang all those who are acting like spoilt, petulant children.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Are any of them suggested by a talk member?
If so, which ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Money-saving tips. Don't pay the stripper.
Oh. Tips.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# For the record, I am going fluffy this week
F
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# E
I vote E for money saving tips.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I vote F
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# E
We can email the best ones to Italy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I vote A
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I vote F
because it seems like the best option
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# G - Setup Beat Puke. The QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# B please.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# E
(herman:D, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# A for ARF
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
BBBBB
BBBBBB
BB     BBB
BBBBB
BBBBBB
BB      BBB
BBBBBB
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Stop trying to rig it, man.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# There, I rigged it...
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Haha
But it was a very crude attempt!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# A
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# 5
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Any letter made entirely of STRAIGHT EDGES.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Rapunzel.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# H - Times I stole a diddlio but I didn't really steal a diddlio.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:05, archived)
# This
option 3=0
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# B
(Thebigfella, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# You say "reply with a letter" but you don't give a postal address.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# badum-tsh
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# F
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# If we can't have Racist Grandparents
then I'll have to vote E.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# J - Racist Aunts and Uncles.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# M
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# G
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# G
In the hope that if I keep saying it you will start to believe it is an option.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# E
I am utterly skint at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# If you vote G you get a food parcel.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# What's in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# a stolen dildo
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I was hoping for sweet and sour chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# always the bridesmaid, never the bride
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# It's going to drive me to drink at this rate. *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# G please.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Money-saving tips
I have loads of these
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# E
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Sorry lost track...
who do we bribe for this one?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# C
heers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I vote G
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# E please bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# E- money saving tips
call it b3ta's Corporate Social Responsibility contribution for the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# F please
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I'll take a D please, Bob
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# They all look shit, can we jut not bother with a question this week, ta xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# F please Bob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I want to know who suggested each question before I vote.
If BraynDedd's responsible for any of them then they should be taken out of the poll because he's plainly a cunt and he caused no end of trouble last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Put me down as a "Don't know".
I'll get back to you shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)