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# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is ready to be manhandled into a thing shaped like a challenge.

Your choices:

* What should Felix Baumgartner do next? Invent new and exciting stunts for the fearless Austrian

* One word challenge: Trees - they're just sitting there, biding their time. Show us what they're planning

* The secret shame of kids' TV characters - with Savile outed for noncedom, show us what Paddington Bear & Morph were really up to

* If Sir Clive Sinclair ran Apple. Imagine a world in which all things Mac were designed by the kooky Brit

Here's the vote device:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Trees!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I vote E. "Rob fingers kids"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# You'll have to get your own show on CBeebies first
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:15, archived)
# It's the lesser-spotted Rob
Everyone thought you'd been eaten by zombie Jimmy Saville.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I thought we all thought he was in prison for fingering kids
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I thought we thought he was in kid prison for sticking two fingers up at a bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
#
at a
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# He really needs to learn to keep his fingers to himself
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:16, archived)
# silly petrson
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Who's petrson?
No really, who's petrson?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# he's the cunt that lives inside my eyeballs
and fucks them up, making me think i haven't hit 2 keys at once and made myself look a bit of a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah, that silly petrson is a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# fuck, time to give petrson and my eyes a rest
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Bye Smash, bye petrson
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# You'll never get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# he would have done
if it wasn't for meddling with those kids*



*joke, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah
Rob fingers kids.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# SNITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:09, archived)
# number 3 for me
i can just imagine what kind of filthy frolics went on behind the scenes of the rod, jane and freddy show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# fucking, drugs
and occasionally.....

pontoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# o_0
sickness and depravity!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:16, archived)
# ah yeah!
wouldn't really have anything else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# we've done that one
www.b3ta.com/challenge/kids_tv/

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# 5 years ago now though, so there should at least be some new shows
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Damn!
Was that really 5 years ago?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I thought it was 2 tops :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
# That does of course depend on B3tans still watching children's TV. The only one I know is Mongychops who seems to have some weird thing for Dora the Explorer.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# yep, that's hard to forget
and easy to find on a Google search I discovered the other day when I was looking for an example of "something worse"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# He probably owns one of these
www.bigmouthstrikesagain.com/archives/1471
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# The guy from 'Hero 108' who has his hands permanently bound in stocks
to stop him 'tickling himself' is pretty much on the edge anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I wasn't here so it doesn't count
Hopefully no Trap Door - Fritzl nonsense this time
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Kids' character TV shame sounds like a fantastic way to escape from all the horrible paedononcery that has recently afflicted b3ta.
It certainly gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I'll spend the week making repeated pictures of Paddington shitting in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:17, archived)
# With tits?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Probably not but there may be hamburgers
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# With tits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Of course
Who do you think I am?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Why am I laughing at this?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Ha ha,
this can only end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Exactly
It will be a week of cleverly conceived, tastefully executed, good natured and above all appropriate jollity.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# hmmm... tough one...
I suppose it's moot to me as my paint skills won't be up to the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# It's a race between lol trees and lol paedos
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I'm fine either way
with Paddington shitting in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# All of the above.
TJ. CAN ANYBODY DO ME A MASSIVE FAVOUR??? This image is for a poster for an exhibition my dad is putting on in Portugal, I like the header but the rest looks a bit shit, I know this is like a red rag to a bull, I expect the cdc crew to get involved, just wondering if anyone has the time to fuck around with it a little so it looks better. My potatochop skills are sorely lacking. https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B27dwHfKT0BfX3NOSWxIM2RXUDA/edit

Cheers in advance.


Edit:because I'm a mong dropbox lixk https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/EXHIBITION%20THE%20ONE%203.pdf?w=f53cdce3
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:42, archived)
# So are your google drive skills
You mong
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I've always been impressed by your bedside manner
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I'd be nicer if he had cancer
As far as I know he doesn't have cancer though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Hmm
Only cancer though? How about AIDS, or SARS or Cabbage Flavoured Wee, or whatever superbug is currently frollicking in the hospitals of Blighty?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Dunno, wouldn't catch me near a hospital, they smell of death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Death and disinfectant
Unlike GPs which smell of old people with nothing better to do than go to their doctor for a nice chat about the weather and I think I might have bunions my friend Mavis said she had bunions and she was telling me what they were like and I was thinking you know I might have something similar because it all seemed quite familiar and I know you remember a few years ago I came in, it was a beautiful day, beautiful weather...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah, you kind of lose your sense of smell after a while or at least become immune to people who don't wash.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Oh, your practice is in Glasgow then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# And then you stop washing yourself and don't notice because you've lost your sense of smell
and then people start shouting WURZEL at you in the streets and you start drinking meths and your nights are filled with retching and throwing up strings of bile into filthy shit-filled sewers and in the morning your head pounds and the weak sun rams needles into your eyes and there's nothing to drink but lighter fluid for two hours til the shops open and then you stumble into work and two hours of talk talk talk and you don't fucking care about Mavis' fucking bunions and talk talk talk talk talk talk and you realise you're talking to yourself and pounding with the paperweight on your desk and her face has caved in and it's lucky your trousers are already red with your own blood but someone is hammering on the door and asking if you're alright and you look at the letter opener and you remember enough to know where your jugular is and you raise it to your throat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# This is just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Thank you
I pour my heart into my writing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 20:11, archived)
# I might have cat AIDS, I haven't checked.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# You should get that checked
Too many filthy yiffers are contracting cat AIDS these days :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hey, it might be GOOD cat AIDS from having a blood transfusion from a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Actually that's a good point
It's not nice of me to immediately assume it was bad AIDS from bumseks with a kitty
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# bumseks with a kitty, not my bag, I shared some notes with a coke head siamese.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Ah fuck it, no cancer sorry, and yeah I am a bit of a mong, it is a pdf, any good suggestions for sharin it would be appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# What am I, your fileshare advice giving bitch?
Try dropbox
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# :D Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:40, archived)
# another week of savile. great.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Wheee! :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# This makes me wish I'd voted for TREES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yeah, if she was dressed like a German Bar Wench you'd vote.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Phwoaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# definately wood
would?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
Naughty pine
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Is That Twiggy?
...
I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 7:46, archived)
# Drunk on maple syrup, got four flat tyres and
Pussy Riot on the radio....
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:10, archived)
# :D...All right but he's listening to the Screaming Trees.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Your argument for trees has swayed the polls
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Looks like another week of TV creeps...perhaps they're afraid to branch out.
edit: O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Wooooooo! click Road trip!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Simply majestic mate
Wonderful and *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 6:42, archived)
# That tree doesn't have a shadow.
Spooky.
(chutneyweasel, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# pirates v ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Noooo, not the kids characters!
So many memories ruined, I can feel the burn already O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I voted for apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)