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# party
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Why would you stone a 1lb lighter?
What has it done wrong? Is it out of gas?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I own pentonville road
with a hotel,
that'll be £500 please
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# but its on
caledonian road.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# and the rent for Pentonville Road is
£120.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Flippin eck Tucker
early!
Actually i might give the balcony of death a go this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Well... we basically booked it on the monday after the last one
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# yay!
one i think i can actually attend!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# but can flibz?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# God
you love to make it out of the way, don't you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# That's out of the way?
They're ALL about 250 miles out of the way for me!

Aprt from that one in Liverpool later this month. That's not out of the way at all...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)
# That is scary
near my new offices when i move
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 17:36, archived)
# OK. I'll ask right now
so theres plenty of time.

Do any friendly b3tans have a ceiling for me to sleep on that weekend? Pretty please?

Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# yay
it is such a cool venue too
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I might be able to offer
sofa bed space, but it's a bit soon for me to go around making promises
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Cool!
Then I will nag you nearer the time, if nothing else turns up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Cool
Will this be in the newsletter?
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# most likely
why?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Cos
now I won't have to email it to mates
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# oooh
I may actually bite the bullet and come to this one!
and to celebrate - a joke:

Q: Who are the nicest men in the hospital?
A: The Ultrasound blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Got
your Popbitch email today then??
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# fuck
that!
someone at work must've got it. I appologise and offer another in it's place;
Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
A: LET'S GET CRACKING!

/ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
#
MMMWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)
# fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuc
I can afford to come this time. and alerted the missus that the next do i will DEFINITELY be going.

but I'm the other side of the country then.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Lies
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# check the open days at falmouth art college, and you'll see they aren't lies.
I mean it, I really upset. over a year of utter poorness, and now I can actually go I can't. If there's any mini-bashes around oct - nov (bar the 29th-1st) I'm a coming.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Well
there's a possible Scandinavian one in Copenhagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# don't mock the very upset.
(I am you know)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# *sniff*
Just tryin to be helpful mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Maybe we should set up
video conferencing for distant b3ta people.


In fact, that would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I won't be near a PC either :'(
top idea though, or instant bash pics if anyone has a pic phone, they could send them to a boarder who has a pic phone too, and post them on the board all night!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# We've still got
two and a half months to convince them to set up a wireless network thingy and then Vulga can post pix direct from the bash like he did in Brighton!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# wicked
idea
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Ooh
I work for some conferencing people
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Ooh,
I may actually be able to attend this one.

My first b3ta bash. Please be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Can I take my new baby?
EDIT: Cheers for the FP thought on the 'Ali's Arms' post yesterday evening but I couldn't make it any smaller and legible.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# argh!
not fancy dress this time?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# No!
it must be fancy dress again - I foolishly didn't last year and felt a right plum!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# that was a lurker
in that plum costume
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Felt nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# nah
but you can if you want
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I'll rent
a dalek costume and hang around the downstairs bar
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# That
should not have been as funny as I found it..!
/snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Woo!
Do trains from Sheffield go to Kings Cross?

And I presume there's a handy pavement to pass out on!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)
# yes, probably
to both questions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Spaced Quote Time!
"Mike, Where are you?"
"Sheffield"
"How did you get there?"
"I must've fallen asleep on the tube"
"The tube doesnt run to sheffield!"
"Oh... I must've changed at Kings Cross"
(ProudClod, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Skip
to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 5:35, archived)
# yay!
so babushka still likes us all? :)
(i love halloween!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)
# they did well on the bar
that's what makes bars happy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooo Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think i'ld best be turning up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)
# i'll
Give some Sailor jerry rum & knickers for the raffle.
(doktored, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# One question
Is there an age limit?
Not promising I can come but I'll try
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# over 18s only
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# The last one at Babushka was brilliant
and does this qualify as the last posting to be made to this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# no
(man_gravy, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 7:45, archived)
# Woo
another party, and the day after my birthday too. Two reasons to have lots to drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# We need a b3ta party in Leeds
but I believe I may partake in this one

and supply a bottle of vodka for the raffle



and fix it so i win it back again
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)