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# i'm scared


big
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# what!
is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# the fear
and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's dedication
but it's not really real until you get a tattoo of a shark and helicopter ...

edit - I really like the way it's faithful to every detail of the Fear.
(Indole Ring, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Please,
don't tempt him... We've scarred this poor boy for life enough!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# and
a bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# dont temp him
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# make him go permanent
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# you haven't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# i have
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# does spacefish
know?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# blimeh
well you are now entirely certifiable.

congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# you're a nutter
proper!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i would assume so
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# No way
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# NO WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# LIKE........................WAAAAAAAY !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# ..
would i lie?

did i lie when i said i'd pierce my sack...?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Is this the surprise by any chance.
Crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hehe
yep :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# He hee!
Loooks real to me!

/Edit.......nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# arm? leg? back?
where is it? You brave little soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# inside of left calf
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# That's where lots of sailor
boys get tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# oh yeah?
is that the voice of experience?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# and you'd know this how?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I'm from near Portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# well, someone has to be
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# wow
and wow
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# hahahaa
GO BERK!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha !
you did it then?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Is that on your
arse cheek???
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# you should have had it tattoo'd on your scrotum.
that would have tought you a lesson.


(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# you shaved your leg?
what a girl...

;oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# nah
tat bloke did it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# you had another bloke shave your leg for you?
how gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# well yeah
the gayness tends to come with me being gay...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# your gay?
How....

(sorry, I got nuthin'!)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# did you not suspect it
when he was ramming you from behind?

[edit] www.blackfeather.co.uk/mycock.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i'm afaid
mycock (that site) is glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# For the first time in my life
I'm actually tempted to get a tattoo.
(Indole Ring, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# get a...
nohands! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# get over it quickly
think how foolish you'll feel when you're old and you have to explain it to your grandchildren.
"No, that's no-hands kitten, it was a meme on that old fashioned thing they called an interweb."
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# That's a strange place for a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# he put it there
so his mum wouldn't see
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Is it
a DIY job
(B3taBandit, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# nope
i paid!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ohdear
the yellowhead doesn't look too well...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha.
You'll regret that when you grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# never going to happen
this is berk we are talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# If you're still asking about mortgages
Mrs Baz got a very good deal from Leeds & Holbeck - one of those discounted rate for 2 years things.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# so what should i do?
get a tat i'll like in 30 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Yes.
Or start saving up for the laser now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# why bother?
live now, worry later
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I think
you should get a goatse tattoo. A hand on each arse cheek is all you'd need.

Anyway, the tattoo was worth a long thread - you'll have something to remember this thread by for the rest of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaaaha
that would be hillarious, trying to explain that to some bird you just got home
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# "I hang about on an internet message board all day. This is one of the injokes"
Yep. Girls will love it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# bound to give you all kinds of cred
no one understands what I'm going on a bout when I try and tell them what I do all day
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# hehe
you mean it doesn't work for you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
......yes
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# u r mental
good lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Berk
you are a legend

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# say nowt
It should be revealed to all in the newsletter.

It's genuinely crazy enough for it.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I was right
I'm great me.
...hello?... Maybe I should stop talking to myself. Yep.
Any minute now.

Silent as the grave me.

Ypu... not a peep...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# that is very badly done.
does your tattooist have Parkinsons?
(Osiris, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ya know
if you compare it with the actual fear, it's not really that bad (the yellow headed fear is actually that dented in)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# but compared with
my backpiece - Schongauer's 'Temptation Of St Antony', to pick a random example, it's pretty shite. There's no excuse for crap tattoos.
(Osiris, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
He would of been shaking because hes was so scared.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Nice one Centurion.
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Loon
absolute loon. But now I'm thinking you're curiously courageous... Nope, it's passed. You're a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Berk, you Loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i must say..
..that really is awesome. And utterly non regrettable, unlike my plan 5 years ago to get my ( then ) static IP addy tattooed across me back....
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# is it
crook-ed?
(nate, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# the right head
is a bit wonky, or is it meant to be like that?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Oh dear
very sad
(StokoE, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)
# you know those are permanent right?
i mean, you can't just wash them off in the bath.

loooooooooooooooonah
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)
# that's
fooking amazing.
(william the conker, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# wow
I can't believe you did that for real.
(Thazi, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# mad!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I'm a bit late
But I made this a bout 8 months ago:
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Woo yay my dear friend...
You are hardcore!
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yay!
join the club!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)
# You are completely
Crazy!!!

Send in photos of it to bmezine.com :)
(Spin Doctor, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)