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# i'm scared
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# what!
is that real?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# the fear
and yes.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's dedication
but it's not really real until you get a tattoo of a shark and helicopter ...

edit - I really like the way it's faithful to every detail of the Fear.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Please,
don't tempt him... We've scarred this poor boy for life enough!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# and
a bridge
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# dont temp him
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# make him go permanent
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# you haven't?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# i have
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# does spacefish
know?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# yep
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# blimeh
well you are now entirely certifiable.

congratulations.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# thankyou
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# you're a nutter
proper!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i would assume so
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# No way
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# way
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# NO WAY!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# LIKE........................WAAAAAAAY !!!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# ..
would i lie?

did i lie when i said i'd pierce my sack...?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Is this the surprise by any chance.
Crazy!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hehe
yep :-)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# He hee!
Loooks real to me!

/Edit.......nutter!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# arm? leg? back?
where is it? You brave little soldier.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# inside of left calf
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# That's where lots of sailor
boys get tattoos
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# oh yeah?
is that the voice of experience?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# and you'd know this how?

;-)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I'm from near Portsmouth
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# well, someone has to be
I suppose
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# wow
and wow
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# hahahaa
GO BERK!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha !
you did it then?!!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Is that on your
arse cheek???
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# you should have had it tattoo'd on your scrotum.
that would have tought you a lesson.


(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# you shaved your leg?
what a girl...

;oP
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# nah
tat bloke did it
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# you had another bloke shave your leg for you?
how gay!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# well yeah
the gayness tends to come with me being gay...
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# your gay?
How....

(sorry, I got nuthin'!)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# did you not suspect it
when he was ramming you from behind?

[edit] www.blackfeather.co.uk/mycock.htm
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i'm afaid
mycock (that site) is glasscock
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# For the first time in my life
I'm actually tempted to get a tattoo.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# get a...
nohands! :)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# get over it quickly
think how foolish you'll feel when you're old and you have to explain it to your grandchildren.
"No, that's no-hands kitten, it was a meme on that old fashioned thing they called an interweb."
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# That's a strange place for a tattoo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# he put it there
so his mum wouldn't see
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Is it
a DIY job
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# nope
i paid!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ohdear
the yellowhead doesn't look too well...
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha.
You'll regret that when you grow up.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# never going to happen
this is berk we are talking about
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# If you're still asking about mortgages
Mrs Baz got a very good deal from Leeds & Holbeck - one of those discounted rate for 2 years things.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# so what should i do?
get a tat i'll like in 30 years?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Yes.
Or start saving up for the laser now.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# why bother?
live now, worry later
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I think
you should get a goatse tattoo. A hand on each arse cheek is all you'd need.

Anyway, the tattoo was worth a long thread - you'll have something to remember this thread by for the rest of your life.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaaaha
that would be hillarious, trying to explain that to some bird you just got home
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# "I hang about on an internet message board all day. This is one of the injokes"
Yep. Girls will love it.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# bound to give you all kinds of cred
no one understands what I'm going on a bout when I try and tell them what I do all day
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# hehe
you mean it doesn't work for you!?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
......yes
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# u r mental
good lad!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Berk
you are a legend

;)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# say nowt
It should be revealed to all in the newsletter.

It's genuinely crazy enough for it.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I was right
I'm great me.
...hello?... Maybe I should stop talking to myself. Yep.
Any minute now.

Silent as the grave me.

Ypu... not a peep...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# that is very badly done.
does your tattooist have Parkinsons?
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ya know
if you compare it with the actual fear, it's not really that bad (the yellow headed fear is actually that dented in)
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# but compared with
my backpiece - Schongauer's 'Temptation Of St Antony', to pick a random example, it's pretty shite. There's no excuse for crap tattoos.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
He would of been shaking because hes was so scared.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Nice one Centurion.
Like it!
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Loon
absolute loon. But now I'm thinking you're curiously courageous... Nope, it's passed. You're a loon.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Berk, you Loon :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i must say..
..that really is awesome. And utterly non regrettable, unlike my plan 5 years ago to get my ( then ) static IP addy tattooed across me back....
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# is it
crook-ed?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# the right head
is a bit wonky, or is it meant to be like that?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Oh dear
very sad
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)
# you know those are permanent right?
i mean, you can't just wash them off in the bath.

loooooooooooooooonah
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)
# that's
fooking amazing.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# wow
I can't believe you did that for real.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# mad!
excellent!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I'm a bit late
But I made this a bout 8 months ago:
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Woo yay my dear friend...
You are hardcore!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yay!
join the club!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)
# You are completely
Crazy!!!

Send in photos of it to bmezine.com :)
(, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)