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# I got a new telly!

has some great functions, but you have to be careful!
kate big (not safe for work!) - phil big
Half a nipple is NSFW? Mod? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# that's bloody excelent
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# i love
you
(IWannaKnowHow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Excellent
Idea. Well Done!
(WebbyMan, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# that is fucking awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha!
yes! mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
get it sorted
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Woo!!
That's quite good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# smirk
I bet the "kate big" gets more hits than the "phil big"
(nogber, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# well...
...it does have slight nipplage.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# i expected them
to be hairy
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# But first, a word from our sponsor:
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Haha! Great stuff!
That Kate girl's got some front mind!
(tom_artosorse, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Technically perfect
Thanks for sharing. Don't you wish you could have a tv like that (dreams of watching LotR starring a nude Aragorn)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# mmmm nude liv tyler.......
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
Naked both :P
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# mmmmm
Tim Bisley...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# isnt that the name of simon peggs character in spaced?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# just checking :)



mmmm, liv tyler...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# mmmm
golem
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Weirdo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Mmmm Hollyoaks
I'd need a 'remove clothes from girls only' option though.
(tom_artosorse, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# HAHA!
I REALLY want one of them!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# There's a possible
Pirate-day piss-up in Manc tomorrow. You up for it if it goes ahead?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I was supposed to be in Manc tomorrow
for my uncle's birthday but money has prevented me going :( and that makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Where do you live
and what mode of transport were you proposing to use?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I'll tell you quite soon
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# ha!
lager/monitor
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Yarr
Aye that sounds mighty fine me hearties.

Arthur me the details and I'll see what I can do!!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# argh!
naked phil!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# That would go well with one of the remotes that
appeared in the product potatoshop comp a while back.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# most wootiful!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# THAT
is a great game
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# AND
Sam & Max 2 is in development!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# and half-life 2 is awaiting gold-status confirmation.....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# No it's not,
it's in an alpha-phase already. I've seen it when I went to E3.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# its out at the end of the month
according to Valve anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# That also is false
HL2 is scheduled for February 2004, speaking on realistic terms. Although most have announced as early as October.

/imagamedesignersoyoushouldtrustme
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# where have you been for the past 5 months
its completed, but sierra are pushing the game back to try and get more xmas sales

edit: you may be a games designer, but do you work for valve?

didnt think so
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I've been working
in the industry with them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# no offence, but i'll rather listen to valve's statements than yours
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# then amazon have explaining to do
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009ATWC/ref=sr_aps_videogames_1_1/202-6335780-2153404
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# valve are probably gonna release it through steam on the 30th

sierra/vivendi/whatever are saying it'll be in the shops in oct/nov
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# THAT sounds likely
VERY likely
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# That DEFINITLY
sounds like the most likely thing!
Gabe Newell in a recent interview said it WILL be out on the 30th, but shops will be informed before they receive it....which sounds to me like they want to make more from Steam!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# woo to that!
if anyone wants the first game, i can put it on my webspace
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# ooh
please do
(IWannaKnowHow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# fingers crossed it will work.
i'll be posting an image up on the board soon, i'll link to it there and in profile

:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# PocketScumm
is my friend!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# oh min
she's magic

as is the pic

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# very good
just make sure the batteries don't run out just as 'World's Strongest Man' starts
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Woo yay
That is right good is that
(I helped save b3ta! Beagle on smarties, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha!
and very nicely executed too!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# bloody pervert!
woo!!!

why didn't you do Alfie?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# woo
yay!
(CheezyPeez, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# hehe
top post
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# 2*0.5nipple=1fullnipple
yay!
(sndmn, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# yay!
ya dorty perv:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# bwahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 18 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# fucking superb
absolutely fucking superb
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 19 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# rah
Fit geordie birds.

Will anyone else own up to fancying Little Mo?
(Scary Dave, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Now thats clever
Well done sir!
(Caerdydd, Fri 19 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)