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# Optical Illusion 3
This one's done with gradient, the BID is all one shade of grey, even though it doesnt look like it, done in PSP which i never used before so go easy on me :)



bad quality cause its a GIF, might re-do it in the future as a jpg.
(bid, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*eats monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# If you think that's bad ...
www.chessbase.com/puzzle/puzz10b.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# The double bed was a dastardly trap by the angry Bolivians

You were eaten by the bed monster!
90% President
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# DOMO?
not quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# the highest number post is the right choice, i find
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 18:05, archived)
# my eyes
are watering

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Say what you really mean...
don't hold back now.
(Experiment 626, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2625263
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2626235
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Heh
heh!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# It's a widely-known fact that
girls do not understand anything.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# we understand that men
actually believe that size doesn't matter....
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Touche
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Doesn't bother me that I've got a small penis.
Doesn't effect my enjoyment of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I bet
your hand doesn't think much of it though.
(wasted industry, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# oh
a fine parry
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# But does it affect the enjoyment of your goat?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# with parrots...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# kamikaze pedantry, I know, but...
it's affect here
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# You're quite right.
I actually looked up the meanings of the two words before writing that post, and still managed to get it wrong.

*BELM*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# And we in turn understand that women
perpetuate such myths in order to unnecessarily belittle men.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# There is nothing unnecessary about belittling men
but they do the job fine by themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# I hope you realise that, far from sounding witty and erudite and Sex In The Cityish,
that actually makes no sense whatsoever.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Err - makes sense to me
Men belittle themselves with their own arrogant behaviour. Women belittle men because it's fun and redresses the unnecessary balance of a male dominated social structure.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Yes, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# ickle bit of politics
Maiden, you say nothing that can be disagreed with.

Although I was almost single-handedly brought up by my fiercely feminist mother, so I would think that

and i have moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
Although I don't consider myself a fierce feminist but I will stand my ground against any man.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# This is why I hate feminists.
You can stereotype an entire gender as 'arrogant' and fail to see the inherent irony. And your previous post still doesn't work, regardless of backpedalling.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# gah
what have I started?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Wasn't you so much as it was
Germaine Fucking Greer.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Best thing to do in situations like this is to step
back and deny all knowledge of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# What fucking backpedaling, love?
I restated my initial comments in a more direct manner no backpedaling on my behalf I can assure you - and I'm not a feminist.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# That's odd.
You fit the description.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# being a female?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# You mean I fit your stereotype of a feminist
when all I did was state the truth as it is perhaps using generalisations which I fully realise do not emcompass all of the male gender but work well within context of a fucking joke, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# That is such a puny excuse it's not even worth a considered response. 'State the truth'? 'Within the context of a joke'? Do us a favour.
As for the 'stereotype of a feminist', it's hardly stereotyping, is it? Feminists are a group of people unified by certain traits. Traits that you have exhibited above. You don't get feminists who break the mould by respecting men and accepting gender roles, do you? Incidentally, ending your posts with 'love' and 'dear' doesn't help your case.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Look, men are aboslutley fucking useless
and women are just as bad. What more needs to be said?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Fuck off and rape a goat
you have either have too much testosterone or not enough but you are severely imbalanced as a person who can only see his point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I'M imbalanced?
Jesus Jumping Christ.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Yes imbalanced
you state my point better than I could ever have done.

BTW I ended my previous messages love and dear to illustrate that I can patronise you as well as you think you can patronise me and as for your stereotype of a feminist it is flawed as I'm not a feminist as I think I stated about 3 times before. If you can't take your leg being pulled the fuck off, because it was you who started by generalising about the whole of female behaviour - so one good kick up the arse deserves another in my book
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Well, that was all very refreshing.
It's been years since I've tried arguing a point of rhetoric with a twelve-year-old. Excellent simulation. Well done.

(click)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
12 year old? Great follow up - shit for brains
\edit shall I type (click) to pretend that I'm ignoring you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)
#
QED

edit: Yes, please do. Then I can fling childish insults at you when I think you can't see them and are therefore defenceless.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Pseudo-intellectual bullshit
get off your potty you're a "big boy" now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Hint:
Calling somebody 'pseudo-intellectual' without justification has the tiniest chance of being accepted by those who aren't paying attention. But first you have to spell it right.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)
# It is spelt right fuckwad!
and it was with full provocation caused by your anti-female attitude a right little can't-be-wrong aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# ...
When there's only you and I even paying attention, editing a post doesn't fool anyone. And where did you get 'anti-female' from? Have you actually paid any attention to anything said so far? No, I give up. This is ridiculous. It's like talking to a broken Infocom game.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Whatever
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# but you've just stereotyped femi.... oh fuck it
this is the internet. no-one here has any sex ANYWAY
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I'm with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# True
very true,

So Spacefish, a/s/l?
Wanna cyber?
I'm wearing shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# asl?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Sorry
I prefer Gin and Bitter Lemon.

Although, if pushed, G'n'T would do just fine.

So, can I put my finger in your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# if you want
he's outside drinking petrol at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)
# f
and
nar.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Reminds me of one of my favourite futurama quotes
Lrrr: "Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female, struggling to succeed in a human male's world."
Brannigan: "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# "Who do you expect to satisfy with that?"
"Myself"

/Welsh
[edit: quote from Irvine Welsh short story, not implying that Welsh people have small willies]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# only if the hole's
as big as a goal
(eyebrows, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# So long as we have
planks to strap to our arses we don't care :)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Ooh,
best response yet.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# and we don't care
if you enjoyed it or not
(eyebrows, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# but isn't it HILARIOUS?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# like, crasy
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Where have you been?
Hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I've been in Thailand
knee deep in ladyboys and ping pong balls
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
you dirty que ball you!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# ping ping?
how does one play ping ping?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# By asking her very nicely
and slipping her a tenner.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Ooh very nice
Bet you're glad to be back in the wind and rain
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# in your bum
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# well, it keeps out the winter chill
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# How do you plug in the space heaters?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# with a butt plug?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Has its
own central heating too
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# you lie
you big lying liar
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Optical illusion 4
This one's done with ascii, the CUNT is actually quite friendly, even though it doesn't look like it.
CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)