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# How the badger song spread...
...before the internet was invented.

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom

[edit] this took me far too long!
(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Totally woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# waypla
is there a compost-ition that this can win? please?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# first coffee/monitor interaction of the day!
consider yourself firmly woo-d
(coldjam, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# woo
sorry to TJ but: does anyone know about banking laws? cause i've just looked at my account and found it has £14000 more than it should have!

Can i spend it? (please)
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# nope
You'll have to transfer it into my account. Only then will you be safe
(Errol, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# whats your account number
and sort code then?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# And your card expiry date
and those little numbers on the back...

pls.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice? NEVER!
(Errol, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Not a chance...
...that you can spend that!

(shame really)
(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Sadly no
a friend of mine had a similar thing happen and he spent it and nearly got bollocked.

basically if you KNOWINGLY spend it knowing it shouldnt be there, then you're fucked. seeing as we all know you know its not yours, you're totally fucked if you spend it.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# bugger!
i was just about to got and buy a car!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# You could put it in a high interest account for a lttle while
and skim off the profits.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# or
an ISA
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# you can only have a max of 7000 in an ISA
and only 3000 of that can be cash, the rest has to be shares and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# you can split it into 3 accounts
you could have a cash ISA for more instant access. I personally have a mini ISA which needs to mature for 5 years before i really touch it. Then I will buy a concorde so i can decoupage kittens to it.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# That's right
Pretend that you don't know about it. Ask your bank to transfer all of your funds into a high-interest account without asking for a balance. Wait for someone to ask for it back. I know someone who received £776,000 instead of £76,000 as a pension lump sum. Kept it for over a year made £18,000 interest.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# looks nice though


(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I seem to remember that
even though you have to repay money that isn't yours the bank has to treat it as an interest free loan so you pay it back at a nominal rate like a fiver a month.*



* I may be talking out my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# That is true
but only if you spend it unknowingly. If you knowingly spend it then you are committing fraud, and they can do you (up the arse, if they wish).
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Collect
interest, I don't see anything wrong with that :) Just don't go thinking you have more money then you actually do.
(Dr_Colossus, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
#
Nope, confess now, otherwise when you have spent it you might have trouble paying it back. That money is not yours. (This is true, I'm not taking the piss)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# ask for it in the form of a bankers draft and then put it in a saftey deposit boxz
that way, you haven't spent it, but it's not in your account for them to transfer out again.

if push comes to shove, you can give them the bankers draft back. if not, you'll have the money sitting on ice waiting for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# not a bad idea
i think i'll just ring them and tell them
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# now thats a corker.
but would be good investing it somewhere.....
I'd pretend you haven't seen it and spend away.
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I read about a bloke doing that a while ago
Dropped a fake junk-mail cheque (of the "you-have won-our-magnificent-prize" variety) and, to his shock, it got accepted and put into his account. Very well-written account of it online somewhere (googling now...).

I'm told that if you report bank errors in your favour, the banks often give some sort of cash reward. Probably about 50p, but at least you're still in profit.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Bank error in your favor.
Collect 200$
(Dr_Colossus, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Oh, that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# dear sir
your recent post (to which i now reply) has left me puzzled.

still i'd like to apply for the job, whatever the job happens to be and look forward to pre greasing your loincloth.

yours sincerely,


me.



PS. my browser has decided to animate your post now. wyh!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# it's little tiny semaphore people
semaphore is a method of communication, in wich you you 2 flags, and each letter of the alphabet can be represented by holding the flags in various positons
the wee fellas on the top deck spell out the word "badger" and the wee fellas on the bottom deck spell out the word "mushroom"
sadly, the vancancy has already be filled, but we will keep you etails on file and contact you as soon as a similar position becomes available

Yours, Admiral Magic Badger
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# But.
Where does the fridge fit in?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# um
Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# fantastic
do you mind if I kiss it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Fine...
...go right ahead, but please get the wipes ready.
(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# hey! I only said kiss
But now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# "Can I Kiss It?"
.
.
.
"YES YOU CAN"

la la laaa laa la la la de dah
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Tee Hee
Marvelous!

(Now put in a Sea Serpent for the Sssssssssssssssssnake ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Christ...
i love that, i wish it was mine so i could name it, has it a name?
(DopplerSow, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 19:03, archived)
# utterly great
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# The timing on that
is spot on. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# that's absolutely cracking
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A snake! Whatever that is in semaphore.
(afrayed, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# If you watch it long enough...
...it does say "Aagh, A Snake, Snake, A Snake, Oooooh, A Snake"

There are some tiny seamen lined up here showing me how to spell everything.
(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# So it does.
Sorry, I didn't watch it all the way cos I'm supposedly revising.
(afrayed, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# even though
it already says that.
(wasted industry, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# That get's my woo


For the semaphore and the timing. Your time and effort was not wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# woo !
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Or....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Now that
is wonderful.

Edit: I just noticed the "OOOOOO a snake" part. You are a god.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# That's
fridgetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# oo, I go away for 5 minutes to
tattyslop summat and this appears! Hoop-lar! © dubya
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Brilliant
Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.

(Although, I think you missed one Badger)
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)
# I think...
...there's only 11 badgers, but I could very easily be wrong.
(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)
# nah you're right
i thought you'd missed one, but if you listen to the song he breathes in on the first beat

EDIT: except the first time round when there are 12! But that's a minor detail not to detract from the masterpieceness of your pic!
(coldjam, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# you could
very easily have a frontpage to. Woosome and highly deserved :D
(wasted industry, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)
# bloomin eck!
that is stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# fantastic
idea
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# This...
Quite possibly the best thing my eyes have ever turned into minute electrochemical signals for my brain!
(The Cheat is one of those people who likes to screw off at work., Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# wonderful
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# That's completely brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Wonderful!
But I can't get over the fact that there should be another badger in there...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Oh my, how fantastic
That is so hatstand you have forced me to delurk and award you the order of the Dancing Woo.

(Lambkin, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha
it took me a minute to work it out, that is pure genuis :)

have my big woo

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# woo woo woo and yay
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Yes!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)