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# most music is ...........mmmm,.................
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit,buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit,sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else
(boyla, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# are
you a goth
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# fuck
you
(boyla, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Stop fucking swearing.
It's fucking obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# i wonder were all his/her posts this shit
possible anal fixation
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# i hate him.
he's greasy
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
#

(screamingchicken, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# yay for things that go honk
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# that
be a yes, now if you also a lady...


wanna date?
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Suck my crudely drawn
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# that's shit shit
this shit isn't isn't shit
anyone caught on the street with this will get killed


/name the shit film
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Cant remember
That sample was used in a track recorded by Lisa Lashes

It's a scene with some dude in an airport after a drugs raid, and now you're doing my head in, as I cant remember the fucking name of it.

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# it wasn't Blow starring mr johnny depp
was it?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# the tune was on 'unbelievable' on tidy trax
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# i saw it
the other day as well.

no fucking clue.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# was it
one with some nuns and a chase on a railway track and billy crystal?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# running
scared?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
#
Agreed
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# oh dear
What a lot of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I don;t have
a peanut allergy so I can enjoy peanuts when I like.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# you lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# It also means
I can eat other nut related products, for instance Peanut Brittle holds no fears to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Apparently peanuts are not actually nuts at all.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# No,
I know, but still, I thought it was worth mentioning the light of the base thread.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# and if not properly cooked/dried/summat are deadly posionous
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# You're getting peanuts
mixed up with blowfish
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Hootie and the?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Like
kidney beans. They have to be cooked before they're eaten.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# i have eaten a raw kidney bean
and i didn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# They
are legumes.
Whatever one of those is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Definition:
Peanut - This "nut" is not a nut but a high-fat, high-protein legume seed. The most popular types are Spanish (small and round) and Virginia (large and oval). About half the U.S. peanut crop is used to make peanut butter. Also called "goobers."
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# french for vegetable
but i think it means "things wot grow in a pod"

they are very similar to peas or beans if you think about it - in pod, covered with skin, two halves..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I wish
I was that lucky
(screamingchicken, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# c'mon
you don't seriously expect us to read all that?
summarise it in one sentence, please
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Where did you copy/paste
that from?

rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# do as i do
listen to nothing that wasn't written by herb alpert and the tijuana brass

it will improve your life
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Herb albert and the Tijuana brass
Quality, I've got one of his albums.

on vinyl no less
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# If you want more
I've got about 15 of 'em. My turntable's bust, so they're nae good tae me. 50 of your english pence each? Includes the Tijuana versions of the Third Man Theme, Strawberry Fields and New York New York.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# here here
the TJ brass rule!
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Herb Alpert rules!
100% fact
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# She watch channel ZERO
I'm so embarassed that I was actually in a TJ tribute band. Ugh. The sad part is, it's the truth.
Public Enema samples them. Other than that, I'll take Alice in Chains.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# SHIT
is what I think about when I read this post.
(fcknuts, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# can anyone remember the site where you chuck a lump of text
into it and it condenses it to a more user friendly size.

it would work really well today
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Like a text optimiser?
Woo to that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# yeah there was on here a couple of weeks back
might have been in a news letter

*goes to archive*

cant find it in newsletter

must have just been on board
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# would it not be in the GlassCock gallery?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Today's actually had quality hummus
It's just a few like this in a short space of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I know, it just puzzles me why people do it
if they've spent at least 2 mins on the board, they will know what the deal is.
if they took the time to read FAQ they would know even more*

*off my chest now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Skip to the end...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Ha,
Spaced!
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# b3ta
is fun. usually pic related. too many words. go.
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# My thoughts....
...hmm, boring text.. more boring text....maybe there's a picture here somewh... er.. no.... more boring text!! YAWN!!!!

Where's the funny pic!?!?!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Probably GlassCock,
I got that in an email about five years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# hey....
...y'know what! I thought I'd recognised it!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Half terms over, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Nope, sorry.
Can't be arse to read that.

Anyway, I thought music is rotted one note.
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Shit happier, .
cheers sargant!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# boyla? that sounds like a chav name.
are you a chavver?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Stop it.
I'm not allowed to say that word. I gave up swearing for Lent, and it's the most torturous thing I've ever done.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# what words are you not allowed to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I can't specify.
Damn. 32 swear-free days left, including today.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# You're doing well then.
It's difficult enough not just swearing in front of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# what about, like,
bum. or jobbie.

where is the line drawn eh?

poopy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I can say bum.
And poo. But not much else. And also animal-related swears.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# what, like
horse face?

or monkey sucker?

what about twunt? or fucktard?

who makes these rules eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Me.
I'm going to wake up on Easter morning and yell 'f**k' at the top of my voice. Incurring the wrath of everyone in the house, but I won't care.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# isn't that a transcript from a George Carlin routine?
from my childhood?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# george carlin rocks
have tapes
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I thought so too
didn't someone use that bit of the routine for a flash animation? hmmm *googles*
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# hmmm
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# LOL
i love that one!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# you can cut and paste
shit as well.
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# !
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)