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# A bit early today because I'm starving

For lunch today I have two cheese, ham and mustard sandwiches, a sausage roll, a
tangerine, five hobnobs, a terrible cold and a packet of strepsils all washed down
with delicious tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Chilled Monkey Brains
Temple of Dooms Mr Gimpson
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Yum! yum!
I hope you have wholegroin mustard with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I prefer
monkey brains spiced
(gianthead, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# nothing
i shall be dribbling a lot due to tooth removal

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Have a delicious mustard drink!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# when i try to drink
i can't tell if i've actually swallowed or not

it's been a messy morning
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# My kind of woman ;)
Sorry Hun
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# *Resists*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# 4 small pork pies with hp sauce, a couple of rounds of ham sarnies,
some ready salted kettle chips, a banana, an apple, a couple of caramel wafers, and plenty of 'proper' coffee...

ringaringarosies The Great Architect
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# That's a braw lunch!
pork pies and brown sauce a a good combination.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# it may well be the full EIGHT pork pies
if I'm really hungry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# 

 . .
()-()
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
...but maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Yes! have eight!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
Superb!

You lucky chip!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ...tis a benefit of working from home
I could go mad if I wanted to and cook chips at 3 in the afternoon, I'm THAT crazy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I am having
A cup of tea and a big pile of fucking angry!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# chips with that?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# just the one
on the shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH







etc
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Why all the angry?
sounds delicious though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Bird mentalism
What's a bloke to do other than go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# mind if i join you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

you're right, it helps a little

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Good isn't it
I'm off to buy myself a present now, maybe something shiny that beeps, that usually works
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# haha
always works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Get
yourself a punchbag, and take out some anger
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Will it go beep?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# If
you pay her enough
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Bingo!
I'll have three
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
dump her for a bag of chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hmmmm
The sweet warm arms of a bag of chips
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Nothing, I'm going to bed.
'Night.

Enjoy your lunch TDOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# You can't go to bed at lunch time!
you might starve to death in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I'll take my chances.
It's six and a half hours since I finished work!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Ooh hello Mr Moon
I haven't seen you around these parts for ages.

Why are you saying "'night" in the middle of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Nightshift me dear.
Read above post.

/Yawns

Edit : Nice to see you miss pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I am gonna have a Tuna Mayo Baguette with Mustard
Chili Heatwave Doritos

A Can of Diet Coke

knittingforfuns redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# A fine choice of lunch
but I'd replace the Diet Coke with refeshing Sprite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# good call Hank Marvin!
today i hunger for jumbo sausage rolls
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Jumbo sausage rolls are braw
they're the only sausage roll suitable for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Heinz Tomato Soup.
2 apples, a clementine and some toasted corn nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds braw
I hope you have bread and butter with the soup
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# nah...
got some dry water cracker thingummies.

(too chubby for butter, me, see)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Where do you get
your corn nuts? And are they the proper big ones?
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Holland and Barratt...
yup, real biggies (smells the office out though, of popcorn!)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Today...
1 x Coranation Chicken Sandwich
1 x Tuna & Mayo Sandwich
1 x Orange Juice Drink
1 x BEEFY HULA HOOPS!

Rumpole of the Bailey's Druss.
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Braw!
braw!
Braw!
Braw
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# shit - nothing yet!
don't even know what to have

it might involve edam though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Have edam on toast again
but with brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# you have an excellent memory for lunches
brown sauce it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I had mayo instead
tres yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Once again no lunch for me
today it's because my Tommy Tumkins is not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# You must eat, you know what can happen if you don't eat lunch
have four pints of pepto bismol
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Awww!
*huggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
I have a tesco three pack:
half blt
half prawn mayonaise
half cheese ham and pickle

Chicken and sweetcorn slim a soup
Cheese and onion potato head crisps
a banana
tea

I might also steal some shortbread from the office buscuit tin. Your hob nobs sound better though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# why
are tesco sandwiches always from the square corner of the bread? you never get the corner that is from the slightly rounded bit of the loaf...........................
(whatsinaname, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# how true!
I'd never noticed. Perhaps they only use very square bread. Or keep all the best curved ones for the staff canteen.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# A splendid lunch!
steal the shortbread, it will be delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# i had
sundried tomato and feta pitta bread with mixed olive HOUMOUS!, a cup of slimmers mediteranian tomato soup, some german salami and a banana. and some water.
(whatsinaname, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# A braw choice of lunch!
peppered salami is good cooked on the George Foreman grill
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
#
Egg Mayo, Ham & Cheese rolls. Emo food.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Braw rolls!
treat them well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# For lunch today
I am frantically trying to reduce my overdraft
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Pimping yourself out?
Go to Kings Cross, you could make a small fortune ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
try that grilled.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheese and marmite on toast, cause theres bugger all else in the fridge.

And LOTS of tea
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# A braw tasty and effective lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I am going on lunch in a minute, but I can't decide what to have.
I am in a bad mood cos of work. any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# hand your notice in
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I can't be arsed.
It involves finding a new job...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Take a career break
/resists urge to spam site
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hmmm... yes, but...
www.b3ta.com/board/5524687
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Have a steak and onion baguette
or a steak and kidney pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'll see what I can find
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# i'm going round to the deli to pick up some wild boar ham

a fresh baked baggette and i'm going to combine them with some strong cheddar and endive into a sandwich.

i will also get some crisps, possibly salt and vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# What are Endives?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# they are a plant
google it for more answers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# WILD BOAR HAM?!?!?!
You are Asterix AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *follows
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *doubles back*

*hides in alley*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *gets lost
*cries for mommy :''''(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Cor!
Wild boar ham is braw! that's a fine lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Wild boar ham wins you

Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# WOO!

i've just come back, he was out of wild boar ham, so i had to plump for an artisan made sardinian ham and some tuscan pecorino on a bed of spinich served in a crusty bagette
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Bilbobarneybobs
is having soups

and i'll make him a cuppa cause he's busy at work :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# what about yourselfes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# She's salvering all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5524636
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# What flavour of soup is he having?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# he ditn't say
something yummy and braw though, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I'm not sure what to have today
I need something calming and comforting though. Suggestions?
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# soups?
or... i find several LARGE bars of chocolate and cups of tea very calming :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Hmmmm...not a bad suggestion
I do have soup, and some violet chocolate in the cupboard. And tea! Lots of lovely tea.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# violet chocolate?
Have violet chocolate soup and even more tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Me in a bun?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Tempting
But not quite comforting enough.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# crumble with custard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Someone ate all my crumble
And custard without crumble isn't so much fun.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# tranquilizers
and custard
(gianthead, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Oh yes, good idea
*rummages through medicine cabinet*
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Rohypnol!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# An allday breakfast will sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Thanks Duke
Eggs it is.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Left over Veg Curry!
also from 1973!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
a good year for veg curry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Darts rematch with m'boss
and roast beef dinner in a giant yorkshire pud.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Have you
gone off baps then?
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Nope, eating in the pub
in order to play darts against m'boss again, back to lovely baps tomorrow I should think.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# A fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I've got
a mexican barbeque turkey sandwich with loads of crunchy peppers and a bit of sour cream. And some dead posh dark chocolate ginger biscuits. And a couple of cups of tea. Yay.
(trumpet, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hurray!
sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# 'Jamie Cullam's fringe and a slingback full of gravy'
eaudecolognes Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
the tastiest of all fringes and the only way to drink gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
A small Thai child
(Woody999, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# With mustard and chips I hope
and cooked until crispy too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I
still got the lurgy, and haven't felt like eating since sunday :(
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Bah!
have four pints of pepto bismol
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# It's
not alcoholic, so I wont bother
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Put vodka in it
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Those
are wise words
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# You need to mix it with whiskey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I'm not feeling too well
so a big pot of herbal tea will be my lunch today, I'm afraid

/in other news: I just ordered a Wacom Grapphire and a Canon EOS 350D with two big lenses, bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Bah!
all these illnesses, it's no excuse for missing lunch. I'm not well either and can still eat.

Have four pints of pepto bismol
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Granary roll
with (real) butter, (local) ham, (shop-bought) watercress and (home-made) chutney

Plus a side order of parentheses and lashings of tea. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Braw!
you get some good ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Living next door to
a place called Sandridge Bacon Farm helps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Ya lucky bugger
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# What kind of chutney?
And did you make it yourself?
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Green tomato
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 4 dalepak beef and red wine things between slices of white
to be washed down by a banana and raspberry smoothy, and for pudding I'm hoping my tesco.com delivery hurries the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Soounds tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# For lunch today I
have indigestion from last night's Thai take-out.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Bah!
have four pints of pepto bismol and then washit down with more Thai curry
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Going food shopping in a bit
cupboard is bare

Might grab a £1.99 chinese later like I did yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# £1.99 chinese?
i'll have 10
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# If you pay fifty pence more
she'll give you a blow job as well
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Cor!
a £1.99 chinese! for that price you should have twenty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# i see your 20, and I raise you 50
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# They do a special set menu
Not huge but its filling.
Soup, small portion of chips and one of 6 choices of main corse.
£2.99 before 5 and now £1.99 between 2.30 and 5
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# sounds like a bargin to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# 52!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I decided to adopt the "eating is cheating" rule
and just drink instead.


Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Drink guinness instead and have twenty bags of crisps
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I never really got into guinness...
Vegemite took long enough to enjoy for breakfast, to get an alcoholic drink that tastes the same would make me a compulsive alcoholic instead of a binge drinker. And it turns your shit to treacle.

Today I am drinking Cascade Pale Ale for lunch. I should mention that it's midnight right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Bacon & egg sandwiches (yes not just the one sandwich)
more tips from my healhty lifestyle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Very good choice!
but you should really have two of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I did
2 fried eggs and a sumptuous amount of Danish Bacon spread over 4 slices of buttered bread, when I say buttered I mean the stuff "I can't believe it's not more poisonous"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
bacon and egg sandwiches are braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Missing word compo?
Dave the hat cause a mini *BLANK* during Victorian times???

For my lunch i am going to have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about!
have a delicious mustard shower.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Slipped back to old ways
woke up late, so no homemaded lunchie

salad pot - cucumber tomato coleslaw italian pasta salad cottage cheese seasoned with black pepper

mullerlight mandarin yoghurt
(they are the new smarties pack, they have started advertising new flavours on the inside of the foil top, i'm collecting!)

half a can of tesco multipack cola
glass of water
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# cheese and lettuce
in 3 fresh sesame seed rolls + coke from infernal machine in hall!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# not much - stinking cooed
[sniffles]

two pecan and maple shortbreads

a cup of that tea that stephen (or martin) fry drink on the telly

maybe some broth later


(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)