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# Lunch!

Today I am having 2 big fat hot eggy rolls (ciabatta) with a couple of squares of praline chocolate. Big lunch for me because I am working tonight and won't eat dinner. What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# pie at the pub!

edit: hang on, you're not the puke of drunes!

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Yay!
Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *tops up with manure
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# burger and chips
with salad, relish and cheese


and a coke






and mustard


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Chips... tick
Mustard.... tick

I can't fault it one little bit.

Oh hang on, I can.. Irn Bru deficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Lots of mince
mashed potatoes, two packets of roast chicken flavour crisps and a cup of tea.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hmm
I wonder, could you perhaps grab 2 slices of bread and shove a bit of that in them to make a sandwich? That could be braw and very filling.

Edit: No, forget that. That would be just plain greedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Protein drink
with sesame oil extract.



trying to lose spare tyre
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Protein drink?
As in... man milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Don't be silly
If you want to diet just leave out a pie and some chocolate from your lunch. Those drinks are just silly and a money-making racket. All it will do is leave you feeling unsatisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ^this
Also, they are full of crap.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# lunch is for wimps
yuppies Griffin Saver

which is why I'm having a ham, tomato and mustard sandwich with some roast chicken crips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Another one with Roast Chicken crisps
AND mustard.

How can I advise people about correct lunchtime habits if they keep eating bazoo lunches?

Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# sausage supper again
pre-emptive Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# The Duke will be most proud of you
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Ha!
Rarr!
(Fraser., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# who be you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Good to see that you're still staying loyal to the good old sausage supper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# dunno
lunch is still an hour and a half away. Suggestions please.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# eat lunch earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# well i'll pass that on to my manager
and see how hard he laughs
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# when he does
have a feel around his mouth for any breakfast morsels that might still be hanging around in there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hmm
foul
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Roasted veg and hummus
in a wrap.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# that sounds a fine idea
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# teh hummus teh hummus!
I'm having an ulcerated tongue, winces Gianthead
(gianthead, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Oh, poor you
*offers bonjela*
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# thanks!!!
*puts in sandwich with tongue* ; D
(gianthead, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Eggy sandwiches
with a couple of Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# also a good idea
without the jaffa cakes though (sugar levels and that)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Damn I keep forgetting
sorry :/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# SOUP
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
Have lots of buttered bread or rolls to dunk into the mystery soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Sound advice...
Thank you. I do hope it's good mystery soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# liquid lunch today :(
lemsip!
it's not even alcaholic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# put some whisky in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# what a braw idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# the best drink when you have a cold
whisky (lots)
honey (at least 1tsp)
lemon juice (lots)
ginger wine, or root ginger
spoonful of sugar (to helpk the medicine go down)
a splash of hot water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# will you come and mop my brow :)
?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *puts on nurses uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# My cold cure:
Put a hat on the end of your bed, and then drink whisky until you see two.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# good advice!
*takes
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# That's not Braw!
have some honey and mustard in it

btw Flowerpot has been called to DTF head office, so I shall be choosing LotD
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# noodles
and noodles. and praps a couple of raw sprouts. im a student
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Students are allowed to cook vegetables you know
Were you muttering about coming to the Brum bash or am I thinking of someone else?
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# i muttered something
last night. sounds quite scary!
and im not having noodles anymore.. im gonna have cheese on toast!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Excellent choice
It won't be scary, there's quite a lot of girls going to this. Including me.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i shall think about it.
i just finally made me a profile. only a year or so slow :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *looks*
Your whale is cocking ace. :)
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# 44 messages in a year!?!?!
top lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# and they are mostly
from the last two days
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# you need some protein
I recommend cheesey chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hmm
probably kebab today
since I'm finally a no-good lazy student again!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# is it last nights kebab?
cos other wise you arent a *real* student
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *concur
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Kebab!? for lunch!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# PUKKA PIE AND CHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# great, although you need some blue pop
with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# chicken breast, tagliatelle, tomato and basil sauce, lemon cheesecake and tea
HURRAH for food ten minutes ago
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# your username has never seemed more apt...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# its all about the
presentation
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Tish and piffle
Looks aren't everything, it tasted fucking smart so cocks to you! Bah!

*huffs*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *huffs* eh?
are we playing draughts! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Yes, why yes we are
*queens*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# looks more like you are eating poo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# i ate this
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Did someone make you..
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# yes
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# There was a gun involved, wasn't there?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# the brown bag
too?


*barfs
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# great
but you should never eat near a gay candle
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# oh piss
I forgot about that

*goes to shower to de-gay*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# looks more like
curry with supernoodles, but points for the hand ripped basil
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# CHIPS !
CHIPS ! CHIPS ! CHIPS !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that and brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I wish that had actually happened
Your praline chocolate sounds nice (what brand?).

I'm having half a baked potato and some cheesey leeks and a glass of orange juice. After which I will have a nap cos I'm knackered.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# would you like some pie?
don't want to seem like i'm hogging it
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, you can keep it
Unless you're fed up of it, in which case offer it to someone else.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# can never have enough pie!
*keeps
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Cheesey leeks
a fine lunch for a lady
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Thank you
It's last night's leftovers again.
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I just had a sausage and bacon baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# A smashing baguette filling
I hope you had brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Your eggy rolls sound lovely
I'm not really hungry at the moment
as I slept in till 11:00 this morning!

But when i do eat, I will have a ham cheese spinach tomato onion and mustard on granary bread sandwich, a packet of ready salted potato heads, a chicken and sweetcorn cup-a-soup and a banana, which looks a bit worse for wear.
This will also be accompanied by tea.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Good
don't leave it too long
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Copious quantities of toast, with butter plus garlic and herb soft cheese,
followed by hot chicken soup, with crusty bread,
2 bananas, 1 apples, and 2 muller corner crunch - 1 toffee hoops, and 1 vanilla chocho balls - all served with tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# A luch fit for a lodge meeting
Braw
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ham sandwich, with some seeds n' shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Seeds n' shit
are for girls and gays; have white!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# salt
and vinegar crisps and the sweet sweet knowledge that I just flunked uni
and some chicken dippers and yop, cos just crisps would be silly
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# You should have steak flavour
if you've just flunked
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Nice lunch today
Crispy duck and hoi sin suace in a baguette
salt n vinegar walkers
snickers
coffee and fags

(and no capital letters cos i'm still eating)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw
have mustard with your fags
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# i shall be going to wagamamas
as i have vouchers for free stuff. hurrah!

yummy noodles and deepfried prawns i think.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# What's a Wagamamma?
sounds intruiging
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Wagamama's is ace
*is jealous*
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Fish Chips n Mushy Peas
Summer Fruits Oasis
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ah!
Braw
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# braw stuff that man ^
no management canteen again:

MEAT pizza,
side salad
a pretzel
all washed down with spetzi
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# mmmm...pizza
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# not just pizza
MEAT pizza

Ze Germans Love meat, It is fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Meat pizza
it's probably horse or donkey. Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# No it was
sala- oh could be
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I think I'll have a braw sandwich
Crusty bread with ham and salad in it!

And a cuppa tea too. ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# it's only Braw! with mustard
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Today I will be mostly having for dinner
Quater Pounder Grill, with Cheese Lettuce and Ketcup (non of that onion and pickle crap) from Spacky D's

Havent had one for 1y 6m now and I realise why..... their Crap!
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# yes
it's much better to have a wife, girlfriend or close relative such as an aunt or mum to make you one
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 'A Roman's trunks and an optical crystal'
absorbs Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# The finest of ancient trunks and the best of crystals
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I'm scoffing a edam and ham baguette and four linconshire sausage rolls
all washed down with several cups of refreshing tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Duke
Flowerpot got called back to head office, so I have to award LotD.

Braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Braw!
I feel sick, I just ate all those sausage rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Today for lunch I shall mostly be having nothing
as am all poorly sick
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Oh dear, not you as well
B3tans are dropping like flies.

On the plus side, I signed up for your bash and will probably be bringing my ex-boyfriend and a girl I met on a bus. :)
(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I had spied your name on the attendance list :) Shall be good to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I feel sick too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Hmm . . . you should have an all day breakfast
but throw it up immediately
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Hooray! A Kia-Ora Inclusion Zone
I finally have a reason to reply to Dave the Hat:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2006/01/the_limits_of_t.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Great!
Have mustard with that and it's Dave the Facts not Dave the Hat
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Is that a hat?
(runs)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I've had a pint of Stella
and a packet of Sweet Chilli Chicken crisps
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# excellent
although ale is better than lager
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# good advice
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)