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# Sporks poised?

Today I am having 2 small ciabatta rolls with hot soft boiled eggs. What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# something other than rubbish soup

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Rubbish Soup,
Is that what you get in canals?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Soup is not rubbish
Especially when you have thick slices of bread spread with Lurpak to dunk in it.
I suggest you have a bap of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# bah!
b3ta.com/board/6485124

it probably will be a bap today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I was canny there
I know you always have a bap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# heehee
i occasionally branch out these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# my foot
and any dust i find on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw
Put lots of salt on the toenails
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hi Pot
I had some left over pasta carbonara

twas gooey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Lovely gooey pasta
I hope you sprinkled it liberally with parmesan.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# couldn't be bothered grating any so lots of black pepper instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# gooey as in
GGG gooey?

/hopes not...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I have no idea what you just said
I'm wondering if I really want to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# think
bukkake
\knows too much about porn blog
(prostheses, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# you know you do
but not just before or just after lunch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Tomato, Mozzarella and Basil Toasted Ciabatta
and a bottle of Nazi Cola
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Good choice of ciabatta
Does Nazi cola taste of Goebbels?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# It tastes of Jackboots
and national shame.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Sandwedge, with corned beef, gherkin and mustard
mmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I cannot fault that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I had
a jacket potato with cheese and beans

mmm beans
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# That should fill your tummy nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Thai Green curry
and I burntt my hand opening some rice which was in the microwave/

:(

but yummeh :)
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Thai green curry is ALL of teh delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# homemade soup and toast
and a rapid cycle back to work for 1pm
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# You silleh
Wrong thread!
But soups and toasts is braw but I wish you'd tell me what type of soup it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# cheese, chicken,
lettuce and mayo on a white sesame seeded roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# That will do nicely
I hope the roll wasn't those pathetic excuses they use for burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# oh no...
a nice knot/kaiser type roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# i had chicken with mushroomsauce and fries, whilst being surrounded by handicapped people.
it was a benefit dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Eating with handicapped people
could cause heartburn. Be careful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ...i am handicapped
well, that's what my aunt always says.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# anal sex
and jelly and ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# sily boy
ky jelly is not for eatings
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I hope you rubbed it in well
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# ...
rubbed forced
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# What ho, Pot!
Today I'll be having toasted egg and bacon sarnies with a large mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Grand!
Proper British grub and beverage. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# cor!
I'm having a ham, cheddar, egg and watercress roll with a 1/2 pint of tea, some leftover pumpkin pie and might even indulge in a bag of prawn cocktail crisps
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# That would be perfect
apart from the crisps. Prawn cocktail crisps are devil's food and should be avoided at all costs. Have marmite or chees and onion crisps and put some in your roll.
The pumpkin pie has started me drooling. I think I may have to make one later.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# hmm
only other choice is to substitute them with beef and mustard thick cuts, I think this might be the choice for me

'ticks box'

'scoffs lunch'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Anything but prawn cocktail
They taste horrifically fake.
They also make my lips swell and go numb because of the excess of E numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# marmite
what planet are you from??

*pukes at thought of stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Liver and bacon and roast spuds.
Followed by a cup of coffee and a Crunchie.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# You are the first today to mention chocolate
I'm wondering whether all of the previous posters are on a diet. Good for you for keeping the lunchtime chocolate eating going.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Cocoa beans
count towards your five portions of fruit or veg a day don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# They most certainly do
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Sorry, I couldn't be bothered to read all that.....
I'm sure it was GREAT!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# It's a short one today
Go back and read it. I was in the library all morning researching that!
And have some chips, it's lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# chicken breast in bread crumbs
and the last 5 remaining mcanes home fries I have in the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Top lunch
but what's this "home fries" nonsense. They are called CHIPS, damnit, CHIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# sorry
but frozen chips don't taste the same, home fries have a certain great taste to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Do you
fry them then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# no
Damn it I don't make the brand name, I just cook em and eat em
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# spicey chicken and noodles
suprisingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Braw
But what is it today with everyone? Where's the chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# given to the trick or treaters last night.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Hiya lully 'pot !
I'm having a greek salady thing with some warmed up pittas, squishy danish and a hot chocolate with squirty cream and a flake on the top.

/is a piggywiggy
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# At last
A proper lunch with sweet things for pudding!
I hope you picked out the black olives. They are the devil's food but I am overlooking that because of:
1. The squishy danish
2. The hot chocolate
3. The squirty cream
4. THE FLAKE!

and so...

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Yay ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Those
are the Goatse hands, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# *sneaks up behind*

*puts lubey hands over Albert's eyes*

Guess who!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# you are teh gayer
AICMFP

/jealous of sexy lunch blog
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Nay
I am a laydee and therefore entitled to feel good girly fud !

so ner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# quorn ham stuff and mayo
in sandwiches


i have a horrible feeling the bread is a bit stale
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Oh dear
If you have a toster handy I suggest you toast the bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# then throw the quorn away.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I don't know yet
its a whole world of possibilities!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# It is!
It's all so exciting.
While you are waiting, buy an egg and tomato roll and a peanut butter kit-kat.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# egg
me no likeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# even though I am a diabetic and shouldn't eat them
i have to say the peanut butter kit-kats are all teh good.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Me too
But I had to sample one and thought "this is heaven".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# the reason i ate one was because I was about to go hypo
and it made me want to go hypo more often!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Reminds me of when I was DJing at a party. I was told there would be food but there wasn't. Towards the end of the night I said to someone "I am diabetic and I think I need something quick, give me coke". So she shouted "quick, someone get Wendy some coke" and I have numerous offers of some new-fangled cola that came in white powder form.
/true blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
ah, yes, that soluble kind! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# yes very good
but doesn't solve the issue of what I'm going to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Humous and roast veg baguette
(a brown one)
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I cannot fault that
Top lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# a huge bacon cream cheese and grape
baguette from the deli and pie with coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That's a top baguette
but I am very curious about the pie. Details please.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Mmmm softboiled eggs *drools*
I'm having ham sandwiches, mini cheddars, an apple and a funsize choccie bar left over from Hallowe'en. This will all be washed down with Ribena, yum!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# A well-rounded lunch
I suggest a little nap after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# scones, butter and tea
that is all, and it's fantastic.
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Oh yes
I believe you when you say it's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# 'Three plasters and the inside of a toilet roll'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# The correct number of plasters
I hope you licked the toilet roll. That's the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# no . . . *blushes*
I saved it for you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I had braw soup
and two quarter pounder cheese burgers, the braw soup was rubbish so I poured that down the toilet. The braw soup woould not have been rubbish if I had made it though. I also had three cups of tea, 2 litres of water, a cup of tea, and two bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# It's a shame about the soup
I suppose we all know that making it yourself is the only way but occasionally we have to try other types just to confirm what we already knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Prawn mayo sarnies
79p from tesco, bargain!

Also, first time i've been able to post on b3ta at lunchtime for 2 weeks :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Prawn mayo sarnies are angel's food
Braw, braw and thrice braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)