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# We don't do Advent Calenders.....but if we did.......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# they'd probably have tits in
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Bwah ha ha ha!
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Squirrels with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# grand
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha HA
Ha ha heh.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Ta. :)
I shall post it at every mention of squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# blind cobblers thumbs comes to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# chapel hat pegs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Scania wheel nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# chimp's fingers
pygmy's cocks

and a massive woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# smuggled peanuts
also woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I'll remember that one
for future use
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# *falls backwards off office chair*
*spluffs*
*spluff lands on face*

Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# wow!
bet the first few would be hard work though... cardigan number 4, wellies...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I'd like to pull that...
*spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Fucking hell
That nipple looks like the end of a crayon. How disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# you mean yours aren't that big? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Nope
I'm still perfectly able to wear clothes without fear of permanently mis-shaping them.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# haha hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
^this. Lack of aeriole = teh f34r
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Ooooh, l33t
Ello pickle, good to see you've gone back to the original name!

Caused me much confusion, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# what did he change it to?
/didnt realise
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I can't remember
but it certainly wasn't the original and best.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I was briefly Blinky The Wondercat...
I think several people were confused by an apparent 'stranger' being over-familiar... even though I had "..is bored of being Hamster Trippin'' as my sig for about 3 weeks :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# pffft I don't even remember that
My short term memory is shite.

I am Richard hammond AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# 3 weeks is NEVER enough!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Anyway
I'm back, and all's right with the world. Gawd bless you one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *glees*
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Extremely!
Very very busy with worky-bollocks, it's getting in the way of making silly pictures. Though I'm hoping to knuckle down and get some serious slacking done in the very near future. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent news!
I'm good ta, bit too busy with college work to do much slacking myself, but enjoying it nonetheless. Learning is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# blobcat went through months of
telling people she was going to change
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:30, archived)
# heheh
Hello luvverly!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Damn!
Am in uni so will have to wait
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# what the hell did she look like with 25 items of clothes on?~?~?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I imagine
she'll take those stockings off on the 26th and 27th.
Hurrah for post-boxing day!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# my you're being festive today jj
woo to stripping christmas elves!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# i'd like to see you have a strip advent calancer ready for december.
scarf, gloves, hat, the lot, tease us til we lose control.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Merry christmas!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# yours would be the first to have 25days on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# pedunt
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *googles Advent calendars*
......oh, poo.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Some have 25 days...




/sticking up for JJ blog

Now draw me a spider and a scorpion! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# THE BELLS!
THE BELLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Eurgh
her knickers are 25
(MNNNNGGH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# years old
with a mouldy gusset
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I thought they were
jumble sale price tags.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# could very well be!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Fairly pricey knickers for a jumble sale
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# 25p?
I wouldn't know - really - it was a sort of guess.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# long time no see
how is life treating you and stuff? you moved didn't you... couldn't stand being warm?
(garfi3ld, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I'd very much like an advent callendar like that.
with chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# That
Is the best idea I've ever seen!

*adds to Christmas list*

Edit: With the possible exception of the Lego advent calendar I saw in Woolies yesterday.

Hmm.. no, I prefer naked ladies. Just.
Someone must invent a sex powered cartoon television/scalectrix soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Tis good
but last year's had better bits in (yellow jetpacks! woo!)
2006
2007 *SPOILER ALERT*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# WHY DOES A TWO-YEAR-OLD HAVE TITS THE SIZE OF JORDAN'S?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# jj draws b3ta advent calendar
and someone writes nice java/html script for it to work? methinks that's a great idea
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you could crack walnuts betwixt those thighs

can't we get bonfire night out the way first?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Oh




my....

*falls out of chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)