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# Bored now.

What should I draw this'arvo?
(Doesn't HAVE to be one of my characters....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# But we LIKE your characters!
Scarlet the Skater Grrl!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] doctur jillyan mackeeth!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)
# that almost made me spurt tea fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)
# haha
excellent hummus sir. 93.7 points.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# that am thilly
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# LOLZORDS
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# you dropped this:
!!1!!!11oneone!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# oopzorz!!!11!!eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# that's more like it!!1onehundredandeleven!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# a chimp at a typewriter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I'd like to see a lamppost getting the attentio of a large dog
with a small dog getting splashed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# me
or someone else
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# how about something not openly sexy
but something that merely hints at it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Like fisting
or hog-tied ball-gagged school mistresses.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# A race of friendly biscuit-men
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^Yes to Biscuit Creatures^
Hurrah...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *joys*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *Ode to Joys*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# yay!! this
tho with "apocalypse of the biscuit men" as the theme

tasty, tasty biscuit mens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# The tea did rise up and swallow the land of the biscuitmen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Don't weep for the Biscuits....
They sacrificed themselves that we may snack...

(ooh Tea and Biscuits...)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# yum!
spiffing idea!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I have just dined on that very thing :)
Nice cup of chai and freshly cornershop-bought choccy digestives, no less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I say!
is this your monocle?

and is this your smoking jacket, for the posh club?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Oh indupitably!
Where's the bleddy port?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# oh, just throw a bell at the help
they'll bring it in due course, eh what, pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Oh yars, tally ho old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# biscuit men
doing rude things?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# What
like writing swearwords and dropping litter and that?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yes, and drawing boobies on the wall
and calling matron a poopy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Looking through the fence of a Custard Cream Nudist Colony...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# :-O
Just slivers of cream walking about with no biscuit-clothes on!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Ooooh... Nawty Overload
I shall have to have cuppa Tea now...
(Phew)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# squirrels with tits!! (obligitory reply)
how's about some koala's
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# something using a machine gun violin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Something "Hot Fuzz" related
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# your mums minge?






sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Thats quite all right


Ever been "Caught by the fuzz?"

No, but ive been swung by the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# this
nick frost and simon pegg with some kind of squirrel girl thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Draw the kids from Fame
fighting each other with bits of pipe, hammers, hubcaps and other assorted New York detritus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)
# 3 Men and a Baby
The three men in question are: Pope Gregory IX, Antony Worrell-Thomson and Chewbacca. The baby is Danny DeVito. They are dancing the can-can on the roof of Bob Marley's hut in Trenchtown to the sound of Elvis and Kiki Dee duetting Slayer's Reign in Blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)
# please may i have a sexi tiem please?
seeing as i didnt get any yesterday q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I did! ner ner
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# on yer own doesn't count!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I misunderstood
when TUTT said 'get any' I thought it was referring to paying for a horribly over priced dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
PARP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# don't get me wrong, the food was nice.....
but my bank manager will be struggling to breathe after seeing how much I spent
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# You got some sexy tiem in return though I trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# nobody bought me expensive food
or gave me sexy tiem
/sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Aw :(
*wines and dines*
*rohypnols*
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hot DAWG!
success!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
heres some sexy tiem ....



(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
#
crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# STEVE IRWIN? IS IT REALLY YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# woOOOoooOOOOooooo!
*ghosts*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *ghost-busts*
*crosses streams*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# The inhabitants of a block of flats
have gathered in the courtyard because old Mrs Granger has thrown herself from her balcony. But she was a happy old bat and people are suspicious that maybe she was pushed. They eye each other up looking for a culprit. Many think it may have been that wee cunt Smith from number 10 and he shuffles his feet uncomfortably.
Still others reckon it was the Jones girl, pretty and outgoing she is also the block bike and everyone knew Mrs Granger was unhappy that the Jones girl had taken her 12 year old grandson's virginity.

Of course, if they all kept their petty suspicions to themselves and opened their eyes, they'd probably realise it was Benny Alberts who is grimacing as he dumps his load into old Mrs Granger's cold dead mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
so you are the one who writes those shite itv crime dramas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Dammit, don't give the game away!
I like going out dressed as Linda La Plante
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh my god!
she really knows how to make up a gritty drama!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *waters*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# That Benny!
Whatever will he get up to next?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

now there's a series of benny moments to contemplate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hmmm
Benny may become a cartoon time regular, with his crazy antics.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# \o/
*hopes so*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# The wee scamp.
Usually up to his welly-tops in his own semen that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I bought him some waders for his birthday
and he murdered 74 tramps so he could stand thigh-deep in their blood while he tugged at his little peepee
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# aww bless
and they say the youth of today is lazy!

bless his little blood sodden cotton socks!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I know - I saw him trying to do 'oops upside yo head' in them at his nan's wake
but her entrails kept sloshing out over the tops - he's such a trooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I was so proud of him that day
he really supported his Mum - as she slipped about in the guts and offal
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# omg
it's been a while since I was shocked at b3ta

you guys are reaching mongy's level
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I'd like to request something obscene and hardcore
...as usual
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6866141
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I've kept asking....so Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt!!!!
You know you want to.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# seismic activity
and it's effects on marine flora
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Badgers on Unicycles
Or something...
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Im going to have to insist on something with a horror theme
perhaps a priest cornered by the forces of hell fending them off with a crucifix sword
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# this isnt the greatest reply in the world
this is just a tribute

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

and a repost from last night www.b3ta.com/board/6862743
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# haha
geniusully bizarre as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# ace
loving this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)
# AARDVARKS!
no, really, an aardvark would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Oooh.. I could just go for an Aardvark...
*Rubs Growling belly*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)
# That's it!
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' BEARS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' TRAIN!

Bears on trains.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# what about an ordinary bear train
that is filled with goldilockses?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# branch out
a move away from mammals and a brief creative play with insects, lizards etc would be cool :D

(in business suits ofc)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Thri-kreen, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# have you done a sexy fox lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I've drawn one.
Once or twice.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# they're both ace
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Some sort of coconut.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# The sexy kind
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)