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# Cutlery Poised?

Today I am having an old-fashioned lunch. Beans on toast followed by a Tunnock's caramel log washing down with lashings of water. What are you having?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Quiche and boiled sweets.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Shirley you mean man-flan?
Or are you a girlie?
Boiled sweets are for long car journeys. Are you going on a long car journey?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I'm a man with girlie hair. Does that count?
The boiled sweets were an offering to us sysadmins from the lowly users. The beatings have stopped for now.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yay
finally someone else gets mistaken for the wrong gender!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Lets start a club.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)
# You could call it Sex Club
It wouldn't be misinterprated at all!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Now there's a plan.
Have a gold star.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I'm having a cheese and onion sarnie. And tea.
Fucking hey
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# A great bog-standard lunch
Nothing like that to keep you going for a few hours.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yea, I had a brie and bacon baguette about an hour ago which filled me up well
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# fatboy.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)
# You cunt.
That sounds amazing.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Oh yea. The bacon was nice and hot, and the brie melted just a little bit
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Mmmmm, I'm smearing myself with hot greasy bacon
And rubbing lumps of fresh brie into my hair. Mmmm Oh its sooooooo good.
Now I will roll myself in butter and wedge a freshly baked baguette between my buttcheeks
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# You just made me do an Office Chortle
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I know how to eat in style!
although 9/10 restaurants seem to disagree
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I hope a pack of wild dogs eats you.
and you know there are packs of them around cosham!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# bwaha!
oh dear, I broke my funny bits.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'll hold him captain, you work the body
*pins*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *cunts right in the fuck*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# 3 pieces of tr3asure and a spanking new b3ta T-shirt!


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh, you spamcastle
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# SILENCE!
for if you win I shall wipe my botty on your T-shirt before I post it to you!


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I want to win now.
I like this newer edgy Dave. In my day Dave was all like a fun uncle or perhaps an eccentric grandad. He never did a swear at all.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# You said arse and that's the rudest word I've ever seen you type.
And the threat of botty wiping is not like the old Dave and his zany punning us all in the faces. Continue good sir.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# so what so you have against
fun uncles and eccentric grandads? eh? EH!?

*pushes the doctor into dog poo*


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)
# FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I'd never fight Dave, he'd anything goes me until the kia-ora came home.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Yay, you're my uncle again.
*poo hugs*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ooh
I hope it's a nice blue T-shirt with furtive on the front!

(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# depends on what the winner chooses


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)
# the gold leaf t-shirt
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Sure!
as long as it's £15 or less . . .


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# bah!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# SAUSAGES
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Lovely
Have chips with that or mashed potatoes.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Bread
dipped in something runny
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Eggs!
Have eggs!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahah
you've picked my number two most hated food
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# whats #1?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# celery
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:02, archived)
# nowt.
too poor to eat.
I may rummage through mcdonalds bins 2nite....
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Oh dear
Can't you steal somebody else's?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *steals flowerpots lunch*
*scarpers*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Coq au vin*
*It's a cock that's been run over by a van

And an apple and a Cappuccino
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Black Adder goes forth
AICMFP
Top lunch.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Nothing.
I forgot to bring anything with me.

:-(
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# You are ALL of the sillies
I suggest you widen your eyes, watch other people eating and sigh a lot.
It might work.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Nah
I'll just have machine soup...

Blech, but filling.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Beans on Toast....
I'm going to copy you...

(If I get a Lunch break)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Good idea
Old Skool style lunches are braw.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Yay for dave the facts
I'm having eggs and some nice sandwiches, a bapao and some fresh pineapple

mediocres mediocre
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Top lunch because eggs are braw
What is a bapao?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ham.
cheese.
bread.
crisps.

That is all.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Don't forget to put some crisps into your butty
for added zest.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)
# As usual
Lunch - Toasted chicken, avacado, roasted capsicum, swiss cheese and mayonase sandwich

Dinner - Spinach pie and vegetables.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# The word "capsicum" makes me giggle
Top lunch, especially the avocado.
I might want to come over to yours for dinner.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Weetabix
and six Cherry Bakewells.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# LUNCH OF CHAMPIONS!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)
# it's all there was in the cupboards
i really need to go shopping...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Six is the best number for Cherry Bakewells
becuase that means the box is finished.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# ^ This
Also works with French Fancies

Because that means there are still 2 left for breakfast the next day
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I am physically incapable
of leaving cakes in an opened box. I can leave an unopened box for weeks, but once I've had the first cake, the rest will swiftly follow, no matter how sick they make me...

/glutton blog
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)
# cordon bleu with chips and gravy
*burp*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Herzlichen Glueckwunsch auf dem 2000
schoenes Teil :P
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *decodes*

I feel like the allies in WW2
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# For yoo Tommy, ze var ist over
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *gets aroused*
you Berlinians do speak very strange...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ick wees nich wat du da meenst, meen lieba scholli
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ach wat, eeehrlich?
nächstes Mal gibt's dann nen Broiler mit Schrippe ;)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I think I broke dictionary.com/translator
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Ooooh get you with yer fancy non-bread based lunch
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# cordon bleu what?
Is that chicken?
Yay for chips and gravy!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Blue roadblock
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)
# a Schnitzel filled with cheese and cooked ham
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# moondust and outerspacers
washed down with a rusty old can of Hubba Bubba flavour fizzy pop
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# It sounds as if you are having illegal substances
have chips with that.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I had a Steak Slice
and I'm now enjoying a Cadbury's Caramel
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# What is a steak slice?
Is it a pie thing or is it just what it says on the can?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# pie thing
it was scrummy
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Fried eggs on bagel
which I am sharing with my keyboard.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ah yes
Keyboards are greedy buggers aren't they?
Braw lunch though.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I have big bones ok?
*sulks over a box of poptarts*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Prawn and Ham Baguette
Nice bit of lettuce in with the prawn and ham. With a little Mr. Kiplings apple pie, and a mini sausage roll. A nice orange juice mixed with sparkling water for drink. Much lovely.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)
# A well balanced lunch
Your mum would be proud.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ham and cheese sandwiches,
with Coffee and an occasional crisp!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Braw
Don't forget to shove a few crisps into your butty.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ham and mustard floury baps
2 clementines
2 apples
tea

but no crisps
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# No crips are fine
but you need a bib when you eat a floury bap. I hope you have one.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I am covered in flour as I type this
:¬(
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I'm thinking beans on toast
with a cup of tea
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Stop thinking and make it!
You won't regret it.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Coffee and krill.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
needs more hat!

Woo!


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Ah
but I made it to make the inner hat shine through:P
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
fairy muff!


(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I thought only whales ate krill.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# They're great on ryvita
with a little piccalilly
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)
# and dave the fax
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Damn
that was going to be next one. Thought I'd probably been done
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:03, archived)
# BRAW!
Today I had a Chorizo and feta salad with all the salady trimmings.

I washed it down with a bottle of Diet coke with Lime, and a nice chat with in vino veritas! :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# how is she faring?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Top lunch M&S!
I was told that Diet Coke with Lime has been discontinued. Coke said that it is going to be replaced with "Coke Zest" (same thing apparently). In the meantime our shop has no diet coke with lime and customers are miffed.
/shop blog.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I am having
Garlic & herb brie and crispy bacon on oatmeal bread
A bag of Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps which are, fundamentally, what crisps were invented for
Can of Bass Shandy to wash it all down

*munch*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# that's a classy lunch!
especially the shandy bass
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I really wanna find
that old shandy - Top Deck - they used to do Larger and Lime etc... beautiful, and suitable for us little ones (at the time) as it was only 0.5% ABV!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I remember it
I used to buy it in a shop called Healds (I think)

but that is now a tesco express and just has the same as all the other shops - because they are all tescos too
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Apparently
...all Nirvana wanted in their dressing room when they appeared on Channel 4's "The Word" was three cans of Top Deck shandy.

Now that's rock 'n roll!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Woo
What a lunch!
Although Prawn cocktail crips are devil's food (imho). They make my lips go numb.
Bass shandy is a lovely drink.
Despite the crips, you deserve this...

(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:58, archived)
# That
is spackin' brilliant. Cheers!

*adds to profile page*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
# There's something odd afoot in the canteen.
There's some kind of ciabatta affair containing layered vegetables such as peppers and aubergine.
It also has pesto and mushrooms in it. But it's all cold. I'm not at all sure.
I'm going to have the broccoli soup instead I think.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# A wise choice
Have some bread to dunk in that.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Catalan bean soup and some organic malt loaf.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Cor!
That's a top lunch and no mistake.
Malt loaf! mmmmm
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Steak pie, chips and peas , tea and water for me
then a nap. Yesterday's nap was brilliant, I woke up because I nearly fell out of the comfy chair.

Braw fact!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Thanks Sir Duke
That's a mighty fine lunch you have there.
How you can fall out of a comfy chair is beyond me. Unless it has no arms.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)
# i had.
two pieces of toast, one with passion fruit jam and one with chocolate paste and bananas, and a regular sandwich with chocolate droppings. then i had another sandwich with cheese, mayonnaise, gherkins and mustard.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)
# You are pregnant
AICMFP
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Beans on toast
followed by yogurt covered with granola.

All lovingly prepared by my wife!

Yum!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Top lunch
and better because somebody else made it.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Lunch?
Today - rare-breed pork meatballs in a rich, home-made tomato sauce.

And very nice it was too.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Posh lunch!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i'm on lunch #2
lunch #1 happened at about 11am. roast chicken from last night with pork, sage and onion stuffing sandwiches, on brown bread.
lunch #2 is leek and potato soup with jolly huge non-crunchy croutons. with water and vitamin juice.
for afters, two apricots.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# tuna mayo melt
and lemonade from a cocktail shaker
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)