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# I love you more than /talk
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue276/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# because we never gave you crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *yays*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I knew it!
you two-faced dog!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hurrah
we rock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Comic timing! Have at him GF!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# We're much more colourful
*toddles off with nooslettre*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Should've used MY jail Paris Hilton petition. It's funnier.

Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# is that because /talk is full of cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# it's because Zoo doesn't secretly pay Rob
to rip off random boring quotes about a trip to the dentist....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i wish they would
I'd take the cash like a shot

however, as the popular / fp is clearly good enough for them then they don't need to pay me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# when the glock hums
LICK A SHOT!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# This^
(see profile for more details)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# i love you more than love can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# you adulterous cow!
I can smell that other woman on you!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I don't like anybody on THIS page either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Not you again
Can't you just annoy people on ONE board?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# what the shit are you on about, paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# take comfort in the knowledge that none of us think very highly of you either
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# i love me too,
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# That ladybird game is mental
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# :(
i hate not being able to see the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yup
I just clocked it though


needs more levels
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# that top tip is bullshit
it doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Well at least it wont give you cancer
like the "egg poached in clingfilm" suggestion a year or so back.

Didnt work very well either.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# my ripping lettuice instead of using a blade was solid enough
:D *prides*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# That tip Mr King
has practically changed my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# if you actually do get done for speeding
get off your lazy arse and go to the nearest place you can find to pay your fine and get your license furkled with.

that way it won't take six fucking months to get "processed". and by processed, i mean scribbled on by someone who has the penmanship of a 3 year old child.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# well, that goes without saying
it's a firstborn thing, I think

/edit: oooh, the dirty place names. I've been to Wank (Near Nesselwang and Gschwend). Nice Skiiing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Haha
My uncle lives in Three Cocks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)