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# Solitaire
How come whenever you play Solitaire it's nothing like a proper random real life game? You can see the computer deliberately turning up cards in a specific order, and it's nothing like how you'd play in real life.
(laz123, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'd run.
Quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Don't warn 'em...!
Where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# the comedy store is next door
i hope you brought your rotten fruit deflector
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU SHAG KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# he's alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# i've truely missed your sophisticated retorts
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I know. I bet the intelligence levels of the board have diminished since my departure
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Actually
the average and the total both went up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# but the standard deviation went left
and a box plot of teh results shows a box!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# did you see i accepted your friend invite?
give me a fortnight and i'll have my 360!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Mine broke :(
it's going back to microsoft

and the broadband situation still isn't sorted
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# nasty!
did you over heat it?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i don't think so
it dies in the middle of a game, then the tray won't open. you can get the disc out manually, but it won't recognise anything you put in. sometimes it rights itself after being turned off for a few hours, but it wouldn't work for the whole of last week
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# gah!
sounds like you just got a temperamental one :)
i went through 5 play stations in a year when they first come out
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hello
what have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Knob cancer
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i'll suck that dirty virus right outta you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# where the hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7339173
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# shame that.
who's going to send me kiddie porn now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# join the web ring?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It's in the post
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^______^
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Oooh, hello
*joins in big 4dam love-in*
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Either you bring your own lube or you go to the back of the line.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oi!
She has VIP access
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Sorry guv', you didn't put her name down on the list
*Lifts rope*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hee hee
Did you want to sponsor me by the way? I'll send you sexy pictures if you do. :)
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# How sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Well they are naked
but legal
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I smell trickery!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# No, it is a genuine offer :)
ask one of my other sponsors
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# you had me at naked
and lost me at legal
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hello
I've not seen you here for a while
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
#
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ZOMG TOAP!!!one!!!eleventy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# well
i'm not going to be the first person to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm sorry
your picture seems to be made of words
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ... groan
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Good game...good game!!


*rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# tsk
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

And don't vote Saxon
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# /votes saxon
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Anyone mind if I ask who Saxon is?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# SAXON IS YOUR MAN
www.votesaxon.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I like his poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
#
DISCLAIMER
This is not the real Vote Saxon website. This is a fictional website created for the new series of Doctor Who by the BBC.

We apologise for any inconvenience caused if you thought this was a real website.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# fic tion al ?
*looks in dictionary*

no, don't know what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Arf
What an ace disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# God...
I forgot that thing is still running...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
Jam (also known as jelly or preserves) is a type of sweet spread or condiment made with fruits or sometimes vegetables, sugar, and sometimes pectin if the fruit's natural pectin content is insufficient to produce a thick product. Jam and its variations are often spread on bread, and used as a culinary sweetener, for example in yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# that so?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I can't see your picture.
Oh, wait....

faq
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust.

Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# This is the b3ta message board
not the CBeebies board.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# also not
/talk
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# oh come on,
give him some credit, I would say the cbbc message bord
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hilarious
but can you spot the difference between what you've posted and all the rest of the other posts on the board? Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Tuesdays...
...seem to come around faster and faster these days...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I had forgotten it was Tuesday up till now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ^This
FTW
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i thought the tuesday thing was all a myth
an urban legend if you will...

today seems to be providing solid evidence that Tuesdays do infact exist
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# No...
noooooo

Lies... s'all lies!!!

*shuts eyes and sing loudly to self*
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Apparently
If you look in a mirror on a tuesday, and repeat 20 times "Yadseut boon", as if by magic the mirror will steam up, a paragraph of nonsense will suddenly be scrawled on it (something like this solitare crap), and a tattoo of a red L will appear on your forehead.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i need a pronuncioation check
Yad-see-ut
Yad-soo-it
Yads-e-ut
Yads-ee-oo-t

or is it a silent "yads"?

oh, I don't want to risk mis-pronunciation, there could be repercussions
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# well...
Yad as in Lad, and Seut as in Suit.


Tell us how you got on with it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hmmmm... Tuesday
*retires to bunker*
*puts on kettle*
*opens packet of jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# sounds like
a plan
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# oops!
perhaps it's time the message board got renamed, although a read of the faq's would prevent this mistake, or 2 separate links for here and talk were included on the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Radical I know,
but perhaps people shouldn't just randomly join message boards if they have no idea how they work, what sort of thing gets posted on them etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# it's the word messageboard that i think confuses these people
maybe i'm talking bollocks. i'd never been near a message board before coming here and had been getting the news letter for ages before i even knew this existed. it's only as a result of having a bindun idea for a compo entry that i stumbled a/board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Well we wouldn't want to
call it "Image Board". That might give too much away!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# that would be far too simple
and remove the fun of abusing misguided noobs.
zoo would be a title for this board for obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I would go for (if asked)
Imade board
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Same here.
I'd lurked for a while and finally got round to registering a username when I wanted to post something in a compo.

www.b3ta.com/board/2655192
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# blimey that went well.
my first comment was from Prod69 and it said binit!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)