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# barbie is a slut!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# nice splashage there
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i wasn't sure if
it was realistic splashage
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Dave
*hilarious comedy prat fall down some stairs causes my hat to fly off
as i land in a heap at the bottom looking sorry for myself
my hat drifts out of the sky and lands on my head*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Mr Mink
*I raise my hat with my hand then put it back on my head again*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# that sir
lacks imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# How was the freshers day?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# i thought freshers went on a for a week?
f*ck a fresher week n all that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# i have two freshers' weeks
a freshers' fortnight, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ahah
i missed all that crap... started 2 weeks late for college :D (all them years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# starts tonight
pub quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you're a STUDENT?
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am student too now :(
It's scary and makes me want to weep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I've been a student since the age of 4
it's going to be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# what I'm concerned about is that the penis appears to be a strapon
I never knew about that add on!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yes
lesbian horsey
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# bestiality ftw?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# indeed,
you can't beat a nice bit of horse cock
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# you can
with a big enough whip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# that's not what the email said
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Dobbin's nobbin!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ah, so it CAN be milked.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# does it pass the 'congeal test' then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Um, hadn't really thought of that one.
Happy b3taday, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Yay! Mistery solved!
So kids, here is where milk comes from...
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
#
milked for your pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pffft
I hate when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# You hate *what*? Everything?
Be more specific!

/hates the phrase "I hate when"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# yes! everything!
and everybody! I want the whole makind to disappear! And all the animals and plants as well!
I hope that this universe collapses onto itself and disappears in a ball of pure energy!

/edit: I take you have no problem with me using the phrase "I hate when"
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# \o/
pance begone!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Oh Ken, hee hee!
Put that thing away! Skipper's in the other room!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *startled eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# You could put that phrase on a t shirt!
EDIT: Is she milking it to make cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# she's gonna
make man cheese
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That's cheese from the isle of man right?:@)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha!
oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# barbie and the beastatlity spunk cannon
TJ : www.meatandcheese.co.uk/acatalog/Guff_Hopper.html lol farts :)

edit : can anyone else add things to the cart - or is it just me its not working for?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# glees meat and cheese
They were the original company to do the 'Jesus is coming, look busy' t shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# tis is true :D
i canne seem to buy nowt though :(
edit : does the cart work for anyone else? i don't expect you to buy anything.. just click add to basket - cos i can't get jack to work!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# that could lead
to some drunken fun
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# she's doing it wrong if she want's a baby unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Cum on............
Gee up!
(Nelly, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# my word
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# She loves horses!
best(iality) of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# fist it hard
goo on give it a good knuckling
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's awful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOO!



edit/ this isn't even on the popular page, let alone the front page - what's wrong with you people? This is what b3ta is for!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)