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# Noooooo!
Bad joke! Bad!
*giggles*
*spanks*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ahahaha!
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
I think I've just lost my job because my laughter made my boss jump.

\o/

everyone's a winner baby that's the truth...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *points*
Old person!
*Laughs*
I bet you're not as old as me though :)

Good weekend Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *super happy hugs*
what a great 8 minutes this is turning out to be...

my weekend was tops tops tops super tops. Went out on Friday and saw some fantistics DJs play some great records, got happy, got home at 9 on Saturday, went out to the pub with a few freinds at about 1... watched the rugby on Sunday. It's been ages since I've seen 2 sunrises and it was all of the aceness :D

how was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# My weekend was full of non-events
However this weekend promises to be a stotter.

Gilles Peterson on Friday night! (my hero) \\o/

Doing a 2½ hour set! \\o/

Spoke to the chap today who is bringing him out and he suggested we meet up this week to discuss musics and venues (I was complaining about lack of places for me to play what I want to play).

If it happens I will definitely try to wangle a meeting with Mr Peterson so I can prostate myself at his feet and say "we are not worthy" and stuff.

Then steal his musics while he isn't looking.

Sat night will be drinkies at a new bar in town.

I am already going to start snoozing in preparation.
/old person's blog

Your weekend sounded ace but I assume you got through the night with a touch of chemical assistance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *glees*
that sounds like a great weekend - and good to find a nice place to play... I'm still struggling in Edinburgh, perhaps I should play more Euro Trance...

I think I saw Gilles Peterson at Creamfields a couple of times... and maybe he did a Renaisance when I used to go to them... I don't remember much about them. Stealing music is nawty and wrong :D

yes - I was better living most of the weekend which I suppose explains getting back at 9 and thinking 'man - I really need to go out again' rather than 'man - I really need to sleep and drink something and eat and shower and change my clothes...'

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Euro-trance?
Don't do it! Keep your integrity!
and get no gigs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I'd get more gigs if I played less
/isn't as good as he thinks he should be blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# IMHO
DJs with a bit of humility are better than arrogant arse-holes.

Actually I don't understand your logic. If you played less you would have less gigs. Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# :D
there is no logic... was just trying to say if I played less people wouldn't know I need to practice more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Ah
Hahahaha
Warn the venue beforehand.
I think my motto might be "great music crap mixing" just to cover myself for when I do my complete about-changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# speaking of integrity
just got myself a copy of Reason and a midi keyboard on the way, so I will be soon be producing the most god awful remixes and records ever heard

I bet noone's ever put anything over the Billy Jean backing track before...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I believe you know what my Achille's Heel is
and are naming that fecking song to wind me up.
*stabs ears with knitting needles*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *cut's in half and counts the rings*
'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# 'ning
I have lots and lots of rings and boy do I feel it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'll bet I'm older than you!
but I'm not showing you my rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# meh
I remember when all this was teletext
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ...tickertape!
and it snowed uphill both ways up to our armpits at school!

/ confused blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *Throws down gauntlet*
Gaz me with the truth and I will gaz you back.

I shall claim my 5 pounds from you if I am older.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# You have been gazzed, m'lady!
Read 'em and weep!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# ICMFP
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Meh. I'm weeping.
ICMFP either.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I remember when all this were saplings!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahah bestest one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# You've surpassed yourself with this one :)
This is trulyace...

slight (and related) TJ - Family Guy Star Wars - here: www.b3ta.com/links/Family_Guy_does_Star_wars
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *bookmarks for later*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# erk!
which way to derby?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# That way --->
<--- or possibly that way, I can't remember.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *hitches up backpack*
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Instrumental Bridge

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,

We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Caught the second half of that last night
Laughed my arse off and was AMAZED at the budget they must've blown on animation. REALLY good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# arf
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaa
Nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!!
*gasps*
EXCELLENT!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I fucking love these!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# what is that from?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I nicked the gif from somewhere on myspack
and added wooness
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# no, i mean is that from a film or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# THAT DOES IT!!!
*beats*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# +
off
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Mary Poppins
Tarentino cut
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ahhh,
from 'a spoonful of gunpowder helps the bad guys stay down'?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# swedish film called "Kopps"
and here's a clip for you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_daYtdQbEA
aaaand another one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxh3LfHPzqA&mode=related&search=
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# cannae watch you tube at work....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# oh
well
have a read then
www.imdb.com/title/tt0339230/
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Haha, this is ace.
this is ace.Have my third woo of the day sir!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Dave!
hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hans LoSock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# say hello to my li'l fren' r2d2
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *dies laughing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *Choke*
big chortling home lol
(FuriKitten Sig Removed for being shite, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Masterful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Ace of spades - check
Ace of hearts - check
Ace of clubs - check
Ace of diamonds - check.

This truly is all the aces.

[now that it's in reply to the correct post]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# The last time I counted
there were at least 271½ types of ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# yes
this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# PMSL
World's Worst Joke Ever.


Fact.

(Made me laugh like a loon)
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)