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# newsletter subj compo line
you've got to suggest
if you want to be the best
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# He beats us for these subject lines.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *watches*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I don't know... QUICK! To Wikipedia!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Wait a second? Diana's DEAD?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# that's what they want you to believe
 
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# If you all sent me a quid I'd have a large pile of quids.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# More massively mutliplayer than WoW on acid.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Cock, the forgotten food group... or at least it is in MY marriage...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Typing this newsletter up gave me an RSI, I'm suing you all.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Bringing you fresh Stuff, hot from the Stuffery in Stuffton
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Now with 15% more genuine Stuff.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# This thread not included in offer
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Subject line brought to you by 5000 dence B3tans typing gibberish at their keyboard. No Hamlet yet...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# You'll like this newsletter or I'll ////wrists while listening to MCR
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# He was such a nice Nigerian man, I thought I could trust him, his email said he'd selected me out of thousands.
:(
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# SIMPLY THE BEST
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# BETTER THAN ALL THE REST
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# YOUR MONKEY WONT PASS THE TEST
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Fizzy Water, I'd like you to meet: My Keyboard!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# A BUSINESS THAT LETS YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Only 3 weeks late....Thanks Royal Mail!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Too brown
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Game over man! Game over
:o)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# THE PORN REMAKE OF THE DIANA ENQUIRY
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Jamie Oliver
Weeps Openly Into Nun's Face
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# from eye or sore?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Reminds me of that Beatles classic
"While My New Scar Gently Weeps"
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# From his
gaping sore caused by too many evenings spent rubbing his stupid cockney fat face against the patio
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Black Cinderella 2 Goes East
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# A NEWSLETTER THAT LETS YOU LOVE YOUR OWN FAMILY
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# BETTER THAN A FINGER IN THE BUTT
almost
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Schhhhwheeeeere thtooo Prinshessssh?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha!
Winner!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# MADDIE FOUND! (nt rly! LOLOL)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Does anyone know the hex for beige?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaahh
swine!


:D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Haha - Does anyone know the hex for 'Too Brown'?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
this!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# #g0g000
Edit: oops got my rgbs wrong way round
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# #g0j00b
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# You're the walrus!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *dips toats in the egg-men*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# #g00j0b?
sounds like something from ghostbusters!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# #4F3500
Seriously.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# GROW TITS ON YOUR FACE
OR YOUR MONEY BACK
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Are you a Gerry McCann or a Gerry McCan't?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS RUDE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# HERE'S YOUR COMEDY, NOW FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# OH SHIT! I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ASPHINCTERREADSWHAT?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# shit
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# MORE CRAP TO FUCK UP YOUR USAGE LOGS
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Support your local postman - shit in a letterbox
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# A MILLION SPERMS CANNOT BE WRONG - OR CAN THEY?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Eat more fucksocks
 
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# 10 Years and Still Dead: A Loving Tribute to Di
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# and i hear the doctors said
she'll be dead for a lot longer!

apparantly
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# RON ATKINSON'S BOTTLED EYEGUNK
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN. GAME OVER!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# THE CHRONICLES OF MINDPISSIA
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Note to self
scroll down board before posting mindpiss-prone suggestion.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# so good even nuns fight over it
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# GAME -VER, MAN, GAME -VER
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# THE DAILY EXPRESS
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# still making fun of a dead princess
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# BUY ME A FUCKING SWAN NOW POV!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# The old ones are the best
IF HIS TAIL'S WAGGING, HOW CAN IT BE RAPE?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
and what a lovely username your have

Here Fido! Bring the slippers. That's a good puppy!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# NEW B3TA GAME - OPERATION BLACKWATER: SHOOT THE CIVVIES
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Like a 69 but with more people
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# HENRI, DI AND DODI, SURE HIT THAT PILLAR HAA-AARD (To the tune of Pinball Wizard)
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# FRESH FROM YOUR MUM'S VAGINA
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# eeeewwwwww.......
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# One link for every person who's shagged Diana's corpse
.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# contains tomato jumpin goodness
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Chillin out, relaxing, acting all cool, putting some fags out, in my own pool
Michael Barrymore Rap CD - Out Now


or something.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Animals riding humans
the opposite of a horse rider, a horse riding a human...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# WE R IN UR GRAVEZ EXHOOMIN UR ARRISTOCARSY
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# FREE LADY DI COMMEMORATIVE PLATE INSODE
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# DIANA'S LATEST PICTURE - LAMINATED CENTERFOLD
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# CLAW DELIVERY FOR A 'MR GANDALF'
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I'd like you to draw...
chole riding bareback on a mountain lion while fighting...

Oops...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# TWICE AS MUCH FUN AS RAPE, ONLY 45.3% AS MUCH HASSLE
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# PRINCESS DIANA SEX TAPE
Click Here!!!111
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# MORE SHIT THAN IN A COW'S ARSE
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# WANK SHIT FUCK TURD BOLLOCKS COCK RHUBARB.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# accumulative lol
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# YE'LL NO NEED THE BLINDFOALD THAH-DEE THEN PJ MAN.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# office LOL
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Audio version read by Marcel Marceau
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# NO ONE EVER DIED FROM BEING FUCKED IN THE ARSE
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Delivered fresh from the b3ta sweatshop
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# And it seems to me, you died your death, because you didn't buckle in...
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Oh this all over with an extra helping of this....
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# me likey
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# IT WASN'T RAPE, IT WAS SUPPRISE SEX YOUR HONOUR
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# The newsletter which claims the driver got drunk at a French b3ta bash!
?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# crashing into your underpass every friday.
or something
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# circumvent the smoking ban: chew tobacco
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# YOUR SOURCE FOR SNAP ERECTION NEWS
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# 150 DAYS LATER, AND WE'VE STILL NOT BEEN CAUGHT
*cheekily updated re-entry*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in any other newsletter
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Ta
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Diana sunk my Battleships and other short stories by JK Dailymail.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# HALO 3
Diana honoured in heaven for a third time
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# LIKE HENRI PAUL ON ACID
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# FREE CORN
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# YOU'RE ONLY A CANNIBAL IF THE VICTIM HAS A PERSONALITY
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Amusingly-shaped fruit and vegetables.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# SHITTER THAN HENRI PAUL PLAYING OUTRUN ON A 386
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# all over your inbox like diana to a dashboard
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I can't put words to my suggestion
so instead, I use this
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# what in the name of Greek buggery is that?
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# no idea
found it on a gif site and realised what a gem it was
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Raccoon?
If that's not a wolf with big bollocks...I don't know what is....
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I assume it's a raccoon
after watching this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0110008/

where a ramily of raccoons fight with men, and can use their 'pouches' (read: bollocks) for magical purposes
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Oh right, I thought it was an interesting take on "Little Red Riding Hood"
What big bollocks you have.

All the better for {Insert adjective} you dear.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# then again, you could be right
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I dont know what it is
All I know is that I cant stop watching it.

It's mesmerising. And I think she's saying "Wank you".
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# THIS TIME THERE'S A SHIT IN MY VODKA
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# IT'S MADDIE THIS, DIANA THAT. HOLLY AND JESSICA NEED A NEW AGENT.


(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Dancing on graves for 10 years and counting
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# EVERY TIME I CLICK A LINK, I DIE A LITTLE
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# FAWNING OVER GRONKPAN: WHY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SOONER.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# HARRY POTTER AND THE DEAD PRINCESS BY J/K ROFLING
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# THIS WEEKS NEWS: maddie still missing. Diana still dead.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# If you can just confirm that illegal immigrants are still illegal
I can tell my parents not to bother buying the Daily Mail today.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# POLLOCKS WILL STEAL YOUR FAMILY
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# FOR THE 0.3% OF YOUR INTERNET USE THAT ISN'T WANKING (UNLESS YOU LIKE WANKING ABOUT MONG JOKES AND SEX CRIME (WHICH OF COURSE YOU DO (SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "WANKING ABOUT SEX CRIME AND MONGS")))

(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# More Gags Than Little Britain (two, maybe three)
..
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# EAT MY DIAHREA WANKTARDED MONKEY FUCKERS!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)