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# newsletter subjlol compo time
write something to amuse
that possibly mentions the news
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: more effective than teen slags at ruining election chances.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sarah Palin is an idiot.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Written without the aid of a safety net. Or a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Newsletter prices have increased by 8.3% since January

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Republican Party
"Now with added Palin; McCain is a proper old cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Mccain promises change is coming
but B3ta already came
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Imposing a windfall tax on internet LOLs

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# bringing the fosters to the barbecue
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# PENICUIK DEATH BUZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i work in penicuik
has something happened? *takes head out of paper bag*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You won't find mention of the US Election in here 'cos we're sick to death of it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# B3ta newsletter. Last one before the LHC destroys the solar system.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You wouldn't want a warm Fosters would you
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# No one cares about Australia
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# B3TA: FOUR MORE YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# just like Dave Summer B3ta can't be stopped
(it's fun just looking at headlines of stories you know nothing about)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF A SNAKE WAS LIKE A CUDDLY SCARF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# It is if you dunk them in pva and then fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# but they would DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# You hold the head and don't get glue on it, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# but then he wouldn't have a fluffy head
he would eat cherries and not be bitey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# No, no fluffy head
just fluffy body, and then the head you can paint with glittery paint and stick sequins on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# B3ta newsletter:
biggest source of fresh CDC every week
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE THE NEWSLETTER IS, BUT, WHERE'S MY GUN?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# \o/ up your arse
FOURTH time I've used that today, and only the first on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# up my arse?
why captain?
WHY!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Clacton Wheat Emporium
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# covering it's accidents with it's jumper since 2001
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Christopher Foster put in charge of B3ta server room
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# PASS COOK BABTRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# lol
possibly my favorite part of that whole series.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# instant relief from gentlemanly tensions
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS LARRY
-
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# mccain injured by google bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Quo oh oh oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Man resorts to message board for social life and fails.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Food and Petrol costs loads, no ones got money, your house is worth shit. But on the plus side, wanking is free
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# But I use petrol as a lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: With cut out and keep guide to the cheapest brothels in town
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Line and lines and lines and lines.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Confirmed: Winehouse has brain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Offering free hotel rooms and facial bummings to our military heroes
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i accidently a fleshlight
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# M.C. Cain is back once again sending internet chuckles right to your brain
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# B3TA; TICKLING MCCAIN'S PROSTATE SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# B3ta newsletter: Now owned by arab billionairres, we can buy who we want
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# all the latest on the large haribo collider
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, droopy bitch
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# WHAT STATE DID SARAH PALIN WAKE UP IN THIS MORNING?
(sorry to those who take the time to think about it)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# FUCKING TURTLE BUSES!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# MOCK THE WEAK
:0
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 2008: YEAR OF THE VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# McCain: "Help find Maddie for just £9.99. You'll get your change."
oh, wait...
(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)